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Thread #95

What Haunts Us Edition

Previous Thread: >>56220




Don't know what I'm doing.



No. This country's people are shit and I don't like them.


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Just did an IMMENSELY satisfying poo.



Cheers lad, great picture as always.


Sadly appears to be fake news, but it would be great if it was real. I'd love nothing more than to see the music industry burn and all the kikes within it exposed.


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Post kawaii music.



>clik ttt tttt tststs clik tututut ts ts clik tt ttt

About as kawaii as getting your eardrums pierced with a cocktail stick.


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Wish EK was my wife, lads.


super kawaii






These are three different words with three different definitions. Just because you're not some albino looking fuck from Scandinavia doesn't mean you're "mixed European" or "not purebred". I agree people should generally stick to their own, but the idea that you're only a pure European if you've got blonde hair and blue eyes is retarded.



Spotted the swarthy Celto-Brythonic untermensch.


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which of you scroopleflompers is going to thrumplewhack my jimblejoops



I actually am "mixed European". My dad and his dad have/had blonde hair and blue eyes, as does my sister and her first daughter, whereas my mum is half Irish, quarter Scottish, quarter ???, with brunette hair and green eyes. I'm more of a mixture between the two than my sister, although I resemble my mum slightly more.



Could someone create a version of this pic where Deano's face is completely removed?


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My point was that there's more than one race within the "white European" pie than just "nordic". They are not "the purest and truest Europeans" and any other type of white European is some kind of mud-blooded deviation, like the commenters in >>56940 seemed to be implying.


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>They are not "the purest and truest Europeans"

but they are


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The only thing that chart suggests is that they have the most "that group of ancient people from the border of east Europe and Asia" genes. Pic 3 demonstrates the regions pertaining to "LBK_EN", or "Linear Pottery Culture", and might I add that this culture is older than Yamnaya by a couple of millennia.



Firstly, that chart suggests that the more Western European Hunter-Gatherer and Yamnaya genetics you have the more likely you are to have fair hair and the more LBK (Middle Eastern) genetics you have the more likely you are to have darker hair. Also, "that group of ancient people from the border of east Europe and Asia" (Yamnaya) are descendents from the original Western European Hunter-Gatherers, their genetics hardly changed. It is foolish to suggest that the LBK are 'older' than the Yamnaya. The Yamnaya were not Asiatics, they were caucasoid nomads.



Eh, you're clearly well versed on the subject, and I won't claim to be an expert on ancient cultures and genetic history, I only know some basics and did some quick wikipedia skimming a minute ago. But if one thing is proven, it's that there are many different types of European people, of various skin/hair/eye colours, and to say that "blonde hair blue eyes" folk are the most definitive or the most pure Europeans, is clearly wrong.

Also, what do you think of this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#Evolution_of_blond_hair

>Genetic research published in 2014 and 2015 also indicates that Yamnaya Proto-Indo-Europeans who migrated to Europe in the Bronze Age were overwhelmingly dark-eyed (brown), dark-haired and had a skin colour that was moderately light, though somewhat darker than that of the average modern European.


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I only shitposted (>>56949) because someone called European Kitchen an 'albino looking fuck'. I don't see a brown haired person and think to myself, 'mongrel'. As for the Yamnaya, I do think they mixed to some degree with Asiatics; they were very clearly not (racially) what we'd call 'Eurasian' however - just as modern Russians aren't 'Eurasian'. They were Caucasian. Also, Yamnaya didn't solely return to Europe; they are probably whom people are talking about when they say 'Aryan'. However, the Yamnaya genetic lineage of Iran, Northern India and so on is miniscule in comparison to that of Europeans. So that research could be testing Yamnaya people who migrated east/southward and mixed with non-Europeans. All Europeans have some mixture but in varying amounts. So as for the 'purest' Europeans I'd say it's those with the least Near Eastern LBK and the most Western European Hunter-Gatherer/Yamnaya genetics.



I earn about $550 a month at my part time job and about $180 a week doing delivery driving and an extra $150 a month from a windows pension.

It's a comfortable amount of money to have when you don't have any bills to pay. I might have to pay tax on my delivery driving which I'll have to do myself since I'm classed as a private contractor but I'll worry about that later.



>earns around £1270 a month

>doesn't pay tax

yeah you should be paying tax



I will pay tax at some point but I haven't yet.


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How do nordocentrics feel about the fact that Greek olive wogs were creating high culture while they were living in wooden huts?

Also phenibut is really good lads, I recommend it.


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>high culture



Didn't you get the memo? Arse banditry and noncing are high culture.


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Pair of gaylords


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Now THIS is high culture.



It might be because Ive had a few drinks, but I really enjoyed that.



The various forms of Volkstümliche Musik never fail in making me want to shoot myself. Pure and utter cheese, with a side of sickly faux-traditionalism.


>Not unlike schlager, Volkstümliche Musik is often belittled by younger or more sophisticated audiences as a massively commercialized product created for the lower strata of society, conveying an idyllic, reactionary, irrational conception. Therefore, the expression "volkstümliche Musik" (folksy/folk-like music) gets disrated in a very sarcastical manner sometimes by replacing the "-tümlich"(-like)-suffix by "-dümmlich", which virtually means featherbrained, turning it into "folk-featherbrained Music", e.g. dim-witted, daft or goony.

Absolutely and undeniably BTFO.


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That reads like something straight out of The Guardian. There's nothing "reactionary" or "irrational" about a wholesome Aryan family making traditional European music.

Well lad, you've outed yourself and shown that you really are some variety of swarthy pseudo-European wog meat and quite possibly a Jew, with a deep-seated disdain for all that is noble and good. Yodeling is the purest and most upright expression of the Aryan Spirit.

Ban (((((The Lad))))) when?


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It's the conservatives who shit on it lad, because it's kitsch crap and because of the "let's profit off nostalgia and aspects of our traditional culture by turning it into commercialised and marketable garbage" mindset behind its creation. This is not your traditional folk music (Volksmusik), Volkstümliche Musik is 1960s-onwards rubbish that uses European folk as it's basis (sometimes combined with other genres like american country, jazz, disco, and techno), that broadcasting kikes shit out to keep the 50+ demographic watching/listening and giving them the shekels (vid related). Getting some roastie with an accordion and a polka band dressed in gaudy folk-ish clothing to stand in front of mountains, forests, old buildings, or just completely manufactured sets, while playing the same 3 major chords, 2 note basslines, and childish melodies over and over, isn't "the purest and most upright expression of the Aryan Spirit"; it's cancer. Don't let the kikes pull the wool over your eyes, it's a complete sham, it doesn't represent the true spirit of any European nation's traditions, and you should be ashamed for trying to defend it.

Also it sounds awful.


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This is what my life has come to.


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>clearing out drawer

>find a card from a girl I went to primary school with

>she loved me

>was too autistic and terrified of intimacy to speak to her

Life is horrible and always has been.



I remember being mean to a girl who liked me when I was about six, still feel bad.



There was a girl who liked me in secondary school and I humiliated her in front of the whole class.

[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


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>[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


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>[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


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>this will NEVER be your anthem



Just looked at a class picture and my face is scribbled out, 2edgy4u. my old gf was pretty cute though



Fuck you, die.







If you died I would be happy.



Bit mean, my simulated gf would miss me.



>h-haha I'm just like you guys



It was an accident.


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>ywn be this autistic



I dunno, I've done similar things in the past.


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Do you lads like Re:Plus.



The certain that the piano section is taken from another song, but I can't think what it is.



*I'm certain

I'm certain I need to go to bed. Goodnight guys.


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It's the current year, lad. If you don't find her funny you'll soon be waking up in a cell with Tyrone.


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>the melody at 0:43


The last 3/4 weeks I've been getting worse and worse mentally lads, my mood is swinging between extremes further that I've had before, and the lows are so fucking low its incredible.

I took the dog for a walk this morning and just walked into an alleyway and sat down for half an hour. I feel bad for the dog not getting a proper walk, but I really just couldn't bare the idea of going that far from the house.

I called in sick on Friday and I still dont know what Im going to tell them, I'm planning on going in tomorrow but only because mum is home now so I cant exactly not leave for work, I might just drive somewhere else again like on Friday.

I dont know why im telling you this lads, I know you can't really help me but I just thought I'd blogpost. Something needs to change soon.



Yeah, I was aware it sounded like something straight out of Pokemon when I wrote it (although I was thinking more of the "town guide" song), but it was just a joke tune so I ran with it. There's also some fairly blatant "whistle while you work" from Snow White in there. In it's defense, the major scale is extremely limited, just by the fact that the majority of Western music has been beating it to death for centuries, to the point where any attempt at originality in it is a lost cause.

Still, I think it sounds alright as a pisstake of a genre (and instruments) that I've never touched with a ten foot pole before. I threw the first half together in about half an hour, but it was the funkier/jazzier half, as well as the accompanying deano edit, that took up most of the hours spent on it. And then it proceeded to get (almost) completely ignored, RIP my Sunday.



I just couldn't be arsed replying to it lad, it gave me a chuckle though.



I can only assume there's 5 or less people in the audience, otherwise she'd have gotten enough boos and heckles to give her stand-up comedy induced PTSD.


>it gave me a chuckle though

Glad you enjoyed it lad.




I also enjoyed it but declined to comment due to my intense laziness


just had a shower



Nice, I had one yesterday.


Might have a shave lads, my facial hair is bothering me.



It's okay to blogpost.


It was a great post but I couldn't be bothered to turn on my VPN.


What is the most ALPHA thing you've ever done?


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Diver Mauled in Squid Attack | Man-Eating Super Squid



I've been gone for about a year and a half.

How's everyone doing?



As I got more confident during my walks, I would often try to push myself to the limits of my comfort zone by looking passers-by in the eye, so that if they looked at me I could give them some friendly acknowledgement. However, a lot of the time they would just look away or stare at the ground, establishing myself as the more dominant one, which made me feel pretty alpha. I've even managed to do it to girls before, not often though because it's much more of a challenge.


That's a long time lad, welcome back. I'm alright, things could be better, but they could also be a lot worse. I'm still NEET, although I briefly had a full time job for about 3 months towards the end of 2016. How about you?



Same old, my good man.

Still a borderline shtu-in, still eyeing the knife and thinking "maybe not", but hey I'm still here.

Think I've reached that point where I can just exist for a while /edge.



Might end it soon.

At the very least, I need to quit my job and get rid of my car (Wont be able to afford it when I dont have a job)



I joined the local gym.


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Just went to Asda and bought a garlic chicken pizza and some ice cream.


Well, I managed to get a girl's number off tinder. This is about this furthest I've got on this app since I've started using it.


Hello all. I am writing this as a warning to all of you on here and for peace of mind for me. It’s May 2009 and I’m watching a programme on Uk TV called “Extreme Male Beauty”. The presenter is researching a penis enlargement exercise called “jelqing”. I’ve had a couple of beers and I’m watching this programme and I decide to give it a go. I can’t say I was ever “unhappy” with my penis size (3.5ins flaccid, 6.5in hard), I just did it out of curiosity (and a touch of vanity) more than anything. So I got some lube, got about 2/3 erect and did about 20 “jelqing”strokes stopping before I touched the gland. And this is the point that my life changed forever. Immediately I noticed my penis and scrotum were less sensitive than before, about 80% less sensitive! Also, when I let my penis go flaccid again it looked different, there was a vein on the left side of the shaft that wasn’t there before and the vein on the top of the shaft seemed to have shifted to the side a bit. Also my penis hung to the left more than it did prior and was smaller both in length and girth.

Fast forward 11 months and there has been no change in the state of my penis. The shaft of my penis and scrotum remain numb, my penis in it’s flaccid state is now an inch smaller in length and about half an inch smaller in girth. I struggle to get an erection (something I never had a problem with before) and keeping hold of one is very difficult (I go from erect to completely flaccid in about 30secs if I don’t concentrate), I don’t know how much smaller my erection has got because I haven’t had an erection long enough to really compare.

In a word my life has been destroyed. I am now on anti-depressants and have broken up from my girlfriend of two years due to this. I was once a happy guy who enjoyed life, I now spend my days waiting to go back to sleep so I can forget everything. I recently saw a urologist who said he doesn’t know what I’ve done and can’t give me an answer to my problems. I was thinking of suing the “Extreme Male Beauty” programme as they featured no warning of the possible consequences of this exercise but decided this would be too embarassing considering the subject.

All this because I “jelqed” 20 times. So my advise to all of you on this board would be, fuck your penis size! Trust me, it’s not worth it. It looks like I’ve ruined my penis for life and I’d hate this to happen to someone else. Be happy with what you’ve got, penis size inferiority is an entirely male created problem! Women love you for who you are and the children you can give them, something I may not get the chance to experience now. So stop the jelqing and whatever else you are doing to your penis and enjoy your health, if you’ve got that you’re completely blessed .

Thanks for reading.


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Got shoulder DOMS today, probably because I benched 80kg for 8 reps yesterday which is more than I've ever done before.

What are you lads up to. I'm playing my keyboard because my replacement power supply arrived in the post.


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>I am now on anti-depressants and have broken up from my girlfriend of two years due to this

haha waheyyyy normoid cunt


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>that second webm


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I live across the road from a sports centre. The place has a large car park which is empty at the moment, but only has 3 disabled parking spaces.

I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea when I seen a big SUV pulling into one of the disabled spaces and an entire family of fat cunts waddled out and went in the centre.



Tomorrow I will take 3 grams of phenibut.


Have you had a good day?




Not really, my mood hasn't improved since yesterday, or the last few weeks at all really.


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I just did 30 minutes of yoga with the Down Dog app, now I feel good. I often try things like this - meditation is another one - and feel good during and afterwards, yet for some reason don't keep doing them. Well this time will be different. I'll do another session tomorrow.



>Well this time will be different. I'll do another session tomorrow.

good luck la



; 4 )


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Good morning.



Morning mate, good sleep?



I didn't sleep, went for a little walk this morning though. You?


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Morning lads. I haven't been up this early in a while.

Argument Man got the punished google lad on his show.



I slept alright, had a dream that I was staying away from home but got lost in the countryside and couldn't find a way back. Just had my breakfast now, my dad said he's going to call me this morning to arrange something for today, but the weather's pretty shit so I don't know.

Also my great uncle that lives in Maryland USA is staying at my grandparents house, who I've only met maybe twice in my life, and I think my dad wants to bring him along with us. All I really know about him is that he has a successful car-related business in America, and that he once had dinner with Obama, who he was a massive supporter of. Not looking forward to meeting him at all, I'll try to prevent that from happening, but I bet my dad has already arranged it with him without my consent.



You know what to do. Redpill him on the Jews.


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Good song lads tbh. Even The Lad will like it.



He's a baby boomer that's lived in privileged upper-middle class america since the 70s, and he's also a fairly vocal lefty from what I've heard. There's no saving him, and having to spend a day with him is something I'd very much like to avoid.


It's full on normieshit lad, what makes you think I would like it.


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Start lifting weights.


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Did/do people with extravagant moustaches like this wash it after every meal? Mine grows very long and I prefer the way it looks that way with my beard, but it very often smells after eating (animal fats like those contained in milk and butter seem to be a particular problem) and out of practicality I've just been trimming it to above the lip.

Thoughts? Anyone got the quick rundown on BIG TASHES?


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Why is she so perfect?



I have a big tash, but I keep it swept to the sides rather than drooping down like big Kitchener, so it doesn't really get food on it unless I'm eating something particularly messy like curry or something heavy on the sauce.


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what is the most notable thing that you did or happened to you todasy



went to work


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Why aren't you a based Rational Skeptic?


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Technology is growing very powerful.



I just want to nig deano up but they removed the feature


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I love her.



She's pretty qt, but I can't stand her butch lesbian voice.


Today I'm going to make my first chicken curry.




Ethnics please leave britfeel.

just joking, let us know how you get on


I've decided to order some "Huel" meal replacements, since I want to lose weight but I'm too lazy to prepare healthy food.



>Huel meal replacements

how is that going to help? they are high calorie drinks that underweight people buy



Never going to make it.


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It's delicious but I'll use less water next time.



>he didn't post pictures of him cooking it


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>he loves an ugly Jew shill that people only think is attractive because she dyes her hair blonde and paints herself in an inordinate amount of make up



>they are high calorie drinks that underweight people buy

No they aren't, they're nutritionally balanced "all-in-one" powders that you make into shakes to replace regular meals. Obviously if I had them on top of regular food I'd just gain more weight but the idea is to eat them instead of regular food


Yeah you're probably right, worth a shot though.


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Have you lads ever done anything like this? Doesn't necessarily have to be gym related.



drinking shakes seems like more work than eating less



Well sure, starving myself is another option but the point is not just to lose weight, it's about eating healthier and getting better nutrition. these shakes provide basically everything a healthy diet requires without having to prepare food



Sounds like marketing to me. Real food is always better. There's nothing more satisfying than cooking a tasty meal with fresh ingredients from scratch, and as long as you can read you're capable of doing that.



I can't imagine those shakes are very filling



Not in real life, but I've done similar on msn when I was younger, like spamming people with "pls respond"-tier messages and generally just being a clueless autist.



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It's hit and miss for me, and it's more of a guilty pleasure. I do know that track though, and I'd say it's probably one of the better ones. It's hard for me to resist anything in mixolydian mode, it always manages to draw me in.



That's really good. How is it that you seem to know every piece of music that's ever been made?


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I don't, far from it in fact, but "Clio - Faces" in particular was/is being shilled hard by youtube's recommendation algorithm starting about a year ago. Nobody had ever heard of it, and then suddenly everyone had heard of it.

Automat I just saw on a blog somewhere years ago, and I thought it was neat. A lot of hidden gems within late 70s disco/electronica once you wade past all the cheesy shite.


>tfw you see the qt you like


Forgot my wallet today, so ended up paying for my lunch using contactless banking on my phone.

It was very convenient, but I felt like a cunt.

Also, has anyone had more and more trouble filling out the captchas lately?


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A 5/10 30 year old single mummy at work is expressing interest in me. Why can't I just find a nice chaste girl my own age?


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Based Sargon



No. I'm socially retarded, not socially mental.


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>Massage services in Swindon


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I dunno, life just hasn't worked out that way for some of us I guess.


Who else /PunchYourselfInTheFace/ here?


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Just did it a few times when I read your post. I reckon I could knock myself out if I tried.



I think its the fun of it. I like doing it hard, but not too hard. Tying to get a good feeling punch in without bruising yourself or knocking some teeth out or something.

Feels good too.


Do you lads get plain bread in England, or is it just a Scottish thing?



Can't say I've ever seen or heard of it before now.



What kind of bread do you get then?



There's lots of different types of bread that are sold here, but long sliced bread with crust only on the top and bottom, is not something I've ever seen. Square-ish shaped white bread with crust on all sides is the most common type here, but personally I prefer wholemeal / seeded bread, white is too doughy.



My nan worked in a bakery and I remember seeing them, I was never a fan though tbh.



>Square-ish shaped white bread with crust on all sides

You mean pan bread? That stuff is horrible tbh.

>wholemeal / seeded bread

Yeah, these are decent.


Fair enough, plain loaf makes for the best toast in my experience though, it is a bit too thick for a good sandwich however.


Morning lads.

It doesn't look like there's going to be right-wing content on youtube for much longer.


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Male attractiveness has less to do with how handsome a lad looks, and more to do with how confidently a lad acts. Notice however, even though he's clearly a manlet, the lad is still taller than the girl, even if you put aside her shit posture.


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I'm not going to interrupt a man doing whatever it takes to leave humanity behind.


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The best.


Goodbye lads I'm going to work.



See you later lad.


Just requested some holidays from work for 3 weeks from now, hopefully I get them.



Hopefully a good alternative pops up.

It's not just right wingers getting hit, there's a bunch of gaming channels and "controversial personalities" that are getting hit too, meaning of a viable alternative turned up it won't be a niche filled will just the alt right. If there's others on the platform too, it can't be dismissed as some niche.

The beauty of SJWs hating literally everyone and getting control of censorship is the things they hate the most get treated the same as the people they hate a little bit, or at least it's black and white with them, so they hate them the same even though they shouldn't.


On the bus next to me there's an ugly fat white guy sat next his pretty attractive (for a black) girlfriend

I'm not sure how I feel about this


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I usually hate the google doodles for being kike propaganda, but this hip hop DJ "game" is actually really well done, from the top-tier break selection, to using the original Technics 1200's silver aesthetic rather than the 1210's black look that plebs always use: https://www.google.co.uk/

Just wish they hadn't made it so easy with every track being pre-tempo matched; even if you turn auto-sync off, both records are still perfectly in time if you have both pitch sliders in the same position, which is unrealistic. Also I wish there was a hotkey to do transform scratches with the crossfader, because it's impossible to do anything other than baby scratches without being able to manipulate the crossfader and the record independently.


Phenibut is simply fantastic.


late night




Goodnight lads.





If everything goes according to plan, I should be able to get my own house in 3 years, I'll be 30 at that point so it's long overdue, but I feel it's wiser to wait until I can afford a proper house rather than waste years and money renting some overpriced hovel and ending up with fuck all.

I'm taking part in a share-save scheme at work (Asda) where I put £300 in every 4 weeks for 3 years (except for the Christmas wage, that month is skipped). The good thing about the scheme is that if the share price drops, we don't lose any money so we get whatever we put in back out at the end, but if the share price rises we also get that value on top of what we put in. The best part, however, is that we get a 20% discount on shares as part of the scheme, so even if the share price drops, I'll get a minimum of £12,960 at the end of 3 years.

Add in the fact that I'll also no longer be paying £300 a month and the year after that my car will be paid off which will be another £300 per month I'll no longer be paying, I'll be in a great position to get myself a proper house and finally move out of my mum's place.

t. blogger



when do we get to move in?



when I win the lottery and buy an island


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>tfw having pizza for breakfast




where in the country do you live where this is sufficient to get you on the housing ladder? Assuming that's enough for a deposit, can you then afford mortgage payments on top?



Not that lad, but if it's 10% deposit you can get a nice place, shame about the pakis.





I'd rather be homeless.



>where in the country do you live where this is sufficient to get you on the housing ladder?

One of the cheaptest areas for housing in the UK.


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>ywn sniff her warm musky soles


Spent the day with my dad, we saw some ruins of an 18th century manor house, went on a walk through some hills, fields, and woods, then had a meal out. Spent the evening at his house, then he dropped me off back home about an hour ago. Tomorrow my dad, my sister, my nieces, and I are going to a small theme park together, and if we eat out again that'll be the fourth time this week (first being with my dad and great uncle, second being with my mum, her boyfriend, and my eldest niece). Living the life lads.

Need to be up relatively early for tomorrow, so I'm already in bed. Goodnight guys.


How is the lad with the dildoing dad doing? Any chuckleworthy anecdotes to share?


It's starting. I've finally got this point again. My soul bleeds and it infects all those around me. I am once again a god.


Death count is up to 3 now for the lad who ploughed into the crowd of lefties in yankland.

Wonder if it'll be any higher when I wake up later today.


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i just made some cuck on reddit delete his account

they really are thin-skinned benders on that site


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He only killed one, the two others are police who died when their helicopter which was surveying the event crashed with no survivors.

Morning lads.


Good morning lads, having a relaxing Sunday?


Good morning lad.




Morning, I'm out with family again today, my dad will be here in about 5 minutes.


Has there really been literally zero posts all day since I've been out? Impressive.

Had a nice time anyway, we all went on lots of things. Shame that about 30 - 40% of the people there were pakis though, we were waiting ages when ordering our second meal because we were right behind a paki family that ordered at least 12 meals all at once. Also saw a couple of women in the full niqab gear, looking like ninjas.



Yes it would appear so, I just got back from work and have to say I am very disappointed in you lads.



I-I think it's just you and me lad.



*stares at feet*

*checks watch*


I'm here too, lads


I seem to have gotten a new nickname at work, the phantom shitter. Someone left a huge log in the toilet and I was in the wrong place and at the wrong time and now the consensus is it was me.


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reporting in


I feel like shit again lads.

I don't even know why this keeps happening. I've even had a somewhat productive day, I've tidied my bedroom and gone through one of my wardrobes and sorted out my clothes.

Why can't I just be happy?



Because a man requires more than a tidy bedroom and sorted clothes


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I dont even know what I want from life.


I'm off to bed, had a very active weekend so I'm pretty tired, in a good way. It's amazing what a bit of sunshine, physical activity, and time spent with non-bickering family members can do. Goodnight guys.


Woke up about an hour ago feeling really sick, so I bolted out of bed, ran to the toilet, and then immediately as I got to the loo I threw up about 5 times. I haven't vomited like that in a very long time, in fact I think I was 13 the last time I threw up at all. Must have been something I ate while I was out. So much for feeling good after this weekend.



Im in poland right now so he is probably using this opportunity to crossdress all over the house like when I was away last time.


Good morning. What are you lads up to? Hopefully not wageslaving. I'm comfy in bed and watching anime.



about to go to bed, i ended up getting hooked on prison architect and played it for 10 hours straight


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I'm going to the gym, and then I'm going to put stock out on the shelves.



Morning m8, what are you watching? I've been rewatching Tsukuyomi Moon Phase lately, a fun little comedy/drama by Shaft about a loli vampire whose slave is immune to her powers, much to her annoyance.

I'm in bed about to get up, still feeling a bit sick from last night but I'm gonna try and eat breakfast.



some good quintessential brits in that pic



I'm watching Konosuba.


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Why not kick off your day with a bit of BASED vaporwave?




>Why not

Because it's just somebody else's decent music from 30 years ago that's been pitched down, retitled, re-attributed, and re-sold by some talentless pretentious cunt trying to pass it off as their own music, lad.






I really love noodles lads. I should try some proper ones instead of just eating super noodles a lot.



me too. I got noodles from that Japanese chain restaurant wagamamas before, like proper fancy ramen with beef and shit in there. I actually think I prefer super noodles.



Kek. I imagine the weird broth at the end of super noodles that looks a bit shiny but tastes really nice wouldn't be the same in proper noodles. And honestly, I dont really want chunks of meat in it, I just like slurping up noodles.


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We're very inclusive



good, whites in the back where they belong


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<using fascism to fight fascism

It never gets old.


Only Centrism can save the West.


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Utterly tremendous


Morning lads.



Tremendously shit.

Morning m8.


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>tfw being the only lad in /britfeel/ with good music taste



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>The chad rally vs the virgin protest


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>no new posts again



we're doomed


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Disappointed in his overall performance so far, but he was spot-on there.



Just makes me think the man needs to quit using teleprompters and scripted speeches for good, because it's this version of Trump that got voted in, not the kike puppet version we've seen a lot of lately.



pretty based performance from Trump there. I'm sure there are some autists that feel he should have just said "yes I support the white nationalists" but this is the best that could be reasonably expected





Oh, so you ARE here. Well I'm disappointed in you lads. Do you really think it's acceptable to not make any posts all day?



When nobody is posting I'm either not here or I'm occupied with other things. If all you're doing is staring at the thread all day, it's your fault if there's no posts.


I fucking hate having man-tits. I'd be okay with everything else if I didnt have these.



This is very strong, he's right too.

I thought that when Jewn Stewart was crying after Dylan Roof saying that "they have street named after slave-owners"

The fact of the matter is the US capital is named after TWO slave owners and the president just pointed out that this hysterical left is irreconcilable with even mild patriotism.



I just got home from work at 11.


I'm off to bed, later than I was supposed to because I got carried way with the tune I'm working on. It's addictively dreamy sounding. Goodnight guys.


Nice morning, how are you all? I had some very tasty raw meat from the butchers, the texture and flavour was brilliant. Don't even bother eating meat from the supermarket lads, it's so disgusting and it made me feel ill. I'll try my best to only eat healthy meat from now on, cooked or not. Another striking comparison is the colour of the meat; good raw meat is bright red whereas store bought meat looks like it's from a corpse. Since I've never really seen meat outside of store bought meat I never realised.

Also, while lying in bed I was thinking about if I should store / sell my desktop. Has it done me any good? Should I just use a laptop instead? How much of my life has been taken by video games and procrastination? I'm not going to do either of those things however I'll try to use my time more beneficially, such as reading or trying to learn something. I did forty minutes of reading earlier and I have a keyboard which would be nice to learn. Of course that's easier said than done, I've tried before and sunk back into laziness.

blogpost over


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>meat looks like it's from a corpse


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>eating dead things


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I'm surprised the statues lasted this long.


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I finally did the front splits



Butchers meat is red because it has been exposed to oxygen for too long. Vaccum sealed mear will be purple and will slowly turn red if you leave it out for long enough giving you the colour you enjoy so much for some strange reason.


Poland is nice. You can get a great meal and drinks in the middle of Wroclaw for cheaper than Wetherspoons food.

Definitely the best place in Europe ive been.



Most people see bright red meat as good meat because they subconsciously associate the colour with freshness. That's why some places sell "fraudulent" meat that's been sealed with carbon monoxide to keep it looking red for up to a couple of weeks.




Is that a nice place? I've never heard of it, though I know very little about Poland.



What have you been up to while in Poland?




I don't subconsciously associate the colour with freshness, I consciously do. Also, there's nothing wrong with meat being exposed to oxygen.



I wasn't talking about you specifically, I was talking about people in general. Poland-lad was implying that liking the sight of bright red meat is somehow strange, when actually it's marketing 101 for butchers and supermarkets, to the point where some of them seal it in with a small amount of a deadly gas to keep it looking red. And I agree, there's nothing wrong with it being exposed to oxygen and turning red, being exposed to oxygen for "too long" is when it's turned brown.


Why is tea so good, lads?


Ranitidine is like fucking magic lads.



what kind of tea do you drink?

I've always found regular English tea horrible and I've never tried any others



>I've always found regular English tea horrible and I've never tried any others

Same, no idea why normies drink that shit all day.


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