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/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

File: 83e150ed145219f⋯.png (2.92 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, britfeel spooky mansion-1.png)

 No.56932

Thread #95

What Haunts Us Edition

Previous Thread: >>56220

 No.56934

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THIS COUNTRY AND ITS PEOPLE?


 No.56935

Don't know what I'm doing.


 No.56936

>>56934

No. This country's people are shit and I don't like them.


 No.56937

File: 126838f727e408d⋯.png (326.58 KB, 894x701, 894:701, bieber wakes up.png)


 No.56938

Just did an IMMENSELY satisfying poo.


 No.56939

>>56932

Cheers lad, great picture as always.

>>56937

Sadly appears to be fake news, but it would be great if it was real. I'd love nothing more than to see the music industry burn and all the kikes within it exposed.


 No.56940

File: 814a1611531e553⋯.jpg (87.46 KB, 852x480, 71:40, styxenwog.jpg)

File: 1af4479d865b1dc⋯.png (32.5 KB, 806x243, 806:243, prep the aryan bull.png)


 No.56941

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Post kawaii music.


 No.56942

>>56941

>clik ttt tttt tststs clik tututut ts ts clik tt ttt

About as kawaii as getting your eardrums pierced with a cocktail stick.


 No.56943

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>56940

Wish EK was my wife, lads.

>>56941

super kawaii


 No.56944

>>56940

>aryan

>nordic

>european

These are three different words with three different definitions. Just because you're not some albino looking fuck from Scandinavia doesn't mean you're "mixed European" or "not purebred". I agree people should generally stick to their own, but the idea that you're only a pure European if you've got blonde hair and blue eyes is retarded.


 No.56945

>>56944

Spotted the swarthy Celto-Brythonic untermensch.


 No.56946

File: d6dc665cb9fa291⋯.jpg (189.3 KB, 582x681, 194:227, scrimble plops.jpg)

which of you scroopleflompers is going to thrumplewhack my jimblejoops


 No.56947

>>56945

I actually am "mixed European". My dad and his dad have/had blonde hair and blue eyes, as does my sister and her first daughter, whereas my mum is half Irish, quarter Scottish, quarter ???, with brunette hair and green eyes. I'm more of a mixture between the two than my sister, although I resemble my mum slightly more.


 No.56948

>>56946

Could someone create a version of this pic where Deano's face is completely removed?


 No.56949

File: 39e2ec0f2faab9e⋯.jpg (73.41 KB, 923x838, 923:838, ahahaha.JPG)


 No.56950

>>56949

My point was that there's more than one race within the "white European" pie than just "nordic". They are not "the purest and truest Europeans" and any other type of white European is some kind of mud-blooded deviation, like the commenters in >>56940 seemed to be implying.


 No.56951

File: 68075437bd715f4⋯.jpg (48.28 KB, 424x406, 212:203, dfaui7648912g3h.JPG)

>>56950

>They are not "the purest and truest Europeans"

but they are


 No.56952

File: 7960e94e15e8890⋯.png (312.28 KB, 625x359, 625:359, Corded_Ware_culture.png)

File: 7aa68893507ee8a⋯.png (175.36 KB, 1534x1428, 767:714, Unterlander2017_Fig5.png)

File: 4b9b9da79a31f83⋯.png (268.23 KB, 1042x893, 1042:893, 1042px-European-middle-neo….png)

>>56951

The only thing that chart suggests is that they have the most "that group of ancient people from the border of east Europe and Asia" genes. Pic 3 demonstrates the regions pertaining to "LBK_EN", or "Linear Pottery Culture", and might I add that this culture is older than Yamnaya by a couple of millennia.


 No.56953

>>56952

Firstly, that chart suggests that the more Western European Hunter-Gatherer and Yamnaya genetics you have the more likely you are to have fair hair and the more LBK (Middle Eastern) genetics you have the more likely you are to have darker hair. Also, "that group of ancient people from the border of east Europe and Asia" (Yamnaya) are descendents from the original Western European Hunter-Gatherers, their genetics hardly changed. It is foolish to suggest that the LBK are 'older' than the Yamnaya. The Yamnaya were not Asiatics, they were caucasoid nomads.


 No.56954

>>56953

Eh, you're clearly well versed on the subject, and I won't claim to be an expert on ancient cultures and genetic history, I only know some basics and did some quick wikipedia skimming a minute ago. But if one thing is proven, it's that there are many different types of European people, of various skin/hair/eye colours, and to say that "blonde hair blue eyes" folk are the most definitive or the most pure Europeans, is clearly wrong.

Also, what do you think of this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#Evolution_of_blond_hair

>Genetic research published in 2014 and 2015 also indicates that Yamnaya Proto-Indo-Europeans who migrated to Europe in the Bronze Age were overwhelmingly dark-eyed (brown), dark-haired and had a skin colour that was moderately light, though somewhat darker than that of the average modern European.


 No.56955

File: 5f08e55306970d8⋯.jpg (115.28 KB, 650x800, 13:16, yamnaya1z3r2ubptdc.jpg)

>>56954

I only shitposted (>>56949) because someone called European Kitchen an 'albino looking fuck'. I don't see a brown haired person and think to myself, 'mongrel'. As for the Yamnaya, I do think they mixed to some degree with Asiatics; they were very clearly not (racially) what we'd call 'Eurasian' however - just as modern Russians aren't 'Eurasian'. They were Caucasian. Also, Yamnaya didn't solely return to Europe; they are probably whom people are talking about when they say 'Aryan'. However, the Yamnaya genetic lineage of Iran, Northern India and so on is miniscule in comparison to that of Europeans. So that research could be testing Yamnaya people who migrated east/southward and mixed with non-Europeans. All Europeans have some mixture but in varying amounts. So as for the 'purest' Europeans I'd say it's those with the least Near Eastern LBK and the most Western European Hunter-Gatherer/Yamnaya genetics.


 No.56956

>>56922

I earn about $550 a month at my part time job and about $180 a week doing delivery driving and an extra $150 a month from a windows pension.

It's a comfortable amount of money to have when you don't have any bills to pay. I might have to pay tax on my delivery driving which I'll have to do myself since I'm classed as a private contractor but I'll worry about that later.


 No.56957

>>56956

>earns around £1270 a month

>doesn't pay tax

yeah you should be paying tax


 No.56958

>>56957

I will pay tax at some point but I haven't yet.


 No.56959

File: 058ddafe94beec0⋯.jpg (209.72 KB, 800x1400, 4:7, rzhaB.jpg)

How do nordocentrics feel about the fact that Greek olive wogs were creating high culture while they were living in wooden huts?

Also phenibut is really good lads, I recommend it.


 No.56960

File: 9625d51751a3b17⋯.jpg (72.5 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1494689263883.jpg)

>>56959

>greeks

>high culture


 No.56961

>>56960

Didn't you get the memo? Arse banditry and noncing are high culture.


 No.56962

File: 70e95c2e475ff0a⋯.jpg (27.53 KB, 600x340, 30:17, plato_statue_academy_small….jpg)

>>56960

>>56961

Pair of gaylords


 No.56963

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Now THIS is high culture.


 No.56964

>>56963

It might be because Ive had a few drinks, but I really enjoyed that.


 No.56965

>>56963

The various forms of Volkstümliche Musik never fail in making me want to shoot myself. Pure and utter cheese, with a side of sickly faux-traditionalism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkst%C3%BCmliche_Musik

>Not unlike schlager, Volkstümliche Musik is often belittled by younger or more sophisticated audiences as a massively commercialized product created for the lower strata of society, conveying an idyllic, reactionary, irrational conception. Therefore, the expression "volkstümliche Musik" (folksy/folk-like music) gets disrated in a very sarcastical manner sometimes by replacing the "-tümlich"(-like)-suffix by "-dümmlich", which virtually means featherbrained, turning it into "folk-featherbrained Music", e.g. dim-witted, daft or goony.

Absolutely and undeniably BTFO.


 No.56966

File: 0dd2049e9676c5a⋯.jpg (51.67 KB, 629x653, 629:653, yodel lad.jpg)

File: 665fcf6a3e0546f⋯.jpg (26.37 KB, 394x465, 394:465, yodel lad2.jpg)

File: b2ff040caaa166f⋯.png (227.01 KB, 282x374, 141:187, yodel lad 3.png)

>>56965

That reads like something straight out of The Guardian. There's nothing "reactionary" or "irrational" about a wholesome Aryan family making traditional European music.

Well lad, you've outed yourself and shown that you really are some variety of swarthy pseudo-European wog meat and quite possibly a Jew, with a deep-seated disdain for all that is noble and good. Yodeling is the purest and most upright expression of the Aryan Spirit.

Ban (((((The Lad))))) when?


 No.56967

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>56966

It's the conservatives who shit on it lad, because it's kitsch crap and because of the "let's profit off nostalgia and aspects of our traditional culture by turning it into commercialised and marketable garbage" mindset behind its creation. This is not your traditional folk music (Volksmusik), Volkstümliche Musik is 1960s-onwards rubbish that uses European folk as it's basis (sometimes combined with other genres like american country, jazz, disco, and techno), that broadcasting kikes shit out to keep the 50+ demographic watching/listening and giving them the shekels (vid related). Getting some roastie with an accordion and a polka band dressed in gaudy folk-ish clothing to stand in front of mountains, forests, old buildings, or just completely manufactured sets, while playing the same 3 major chords, 2 note basslines, and childish melodies over and over, isn't "the purest and most upright expression of the Aryan Spirit"; it's cancer. Don't let the kikes pull the wool over your eyes, it's a complete sham, it doesn't represent the true spirit of any European nation's traditions, and you should be ashamed for trying to defend it.

Also it sounds awful.


 No.56968

File: ce521ea3290a1e1⋯.png (688.69 KB, 1116x845, 1116:845, dj volksdean.png)

https://my.mixtape.moe/sttrwb.mp3

This is what my life has come to.


 No.56969

File: 1f089edd0846ad7⋯.gif (2.77 MB, 287x191, 287:191, 1417036007024.gif)

>clearing out drawer

>find a card from a girl I went to primary school with

>she loved me

>was too autistic and terrified of intimacy to speak to her

Life is horrible and always has been.


 No.56970

>>56969

I remember being mean to a girl who liked me when I was about six, still feel bad.


 No.56971

>>56970

There was a girl who liked me in secondary school and I humiliated her in front of the whole class.

[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


 No.56972

File: 6345b51d33c486d⋯.jpg (44.84 KB, 482x427, 482:427, 1489529536725.jpg)

>>56971

>[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


 No.56973

File: 37ff4e7b4b81684⋯.jpg (24.55 KB, 263x288, 263:288, 1396905762914.jpg)

>>56971

>[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


 No.56974

File: 74aafef8fe59b76⋯.jpg (18.55 KB, 646x720, 323:360, 1490801343596.jpg)

>this will NEVER be your anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRcoSU_G8Q4


 No.56975

Just looked at a class picture and my face is scribbled out, 2edgy4u. my old gf was pretty cute though


 No.56976

>>56975

Fuck you, die.


 No.56977

>>56976

Sorry.


 No.56978


 No.56979

>>56977

If you died I would be happy.


 No.56980

>>56979

Bit mean, my simulated gf would miss me.


 No.56981

>>56980

>h-haha I'm just like you guys


 No.56982

>>56981

It was an accident.


 No.56983

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be this autistic


 No.56984

>>56983

I dunno, I've done similar things in the past.


 No.56985

File: 16f0a5d2812b0bd⋯.jpg (109.76 KB, 1200x428, 300:107, the chad knight.jpg)

Reminder.


 No.56986

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads like Re:Plus.


 No.56987

>>56986

The certain that the piano section is taken from another song, but I can't think what it is.


 No.56988

>>56987

*I'm certain

I'm certain I need to go to bed. Goodnight guys.


 No.56989

File: 171c8c6fa87a557⋯.webm (3.36 MB, 500x281, 500:281, the.webm)

>women


 No.56990

>>56989

It's the current year, lad. If you don't find her funny you'll soon be waking up in a cell with Tyrone.


 No.56991

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>56968

>the melody at 0:43


 No.56992

The last 3/4 weeks I've been getting worse and worse mentally lads, my mood is swinging between extremes further that I've had before, and the lows are so fucking low its incredible.

I took the dog for a walk this morning and just walked into an alleyway and sat down for half an hour. I feel bad for the dog not getting a proper walk, but I really just couldn't bare the idea of going that far from the house.

I called in sick on Friday and I still dont know what Im going to tell them, I'm planning on going in tomorrow but only because mum is home now so I cant exactly not leave for work, I might just drive somewhere else again like on Friday.

I dont know why im telling you this lads, I know you can't really help me but I just thought I'd blogpost. Something needs to change soon.


 No.56993

>>56991

Yeah, I was aware it sounded like something straight out of Pokemon when I wrote it (although I was thinking more of the "town guide" song), but it was just a joke tune so I ran with it. There's also some fairly blatant "whistle while you work" from Snow White in there. In it's defense, the major scale is extremely limited, just by the fact that the majority of Western music has been beating it to death for centuries, to the point where any attempt at originality in it is a lost cause.

Still, I think it sounds alright as a pisstake of a genre (and instruments) that I've never touched with a ten foot pole before. I threw the first half together in about half an hour, but it was the funkier/jazzier half, as well as the accompanying deano edit, that took up most of the hours spent on it. And then it proceeded to get (almost) completely ignored, RIP my Sunday.


 No.56994

>>56993

I just couldn't be arsed replying to it lad, it gave me a chuckle though.


 No.56995

>>56989

I can only assume there's 5 or less people in the audience, otherwise she'd have gotten enough boos and heckles to give her stand-up comedy induced PTSD.

>>56994

>it gave me a chuckle though

Glad you enjoyed it lad.


 No.56996

>>56993

>>56994

I also enjoyed it but declined to comment due to my intense laziness


 No.56997

just had a shower


 No.56998

>>56997

Nice, I had one yesterday.


 No.56999

Might have a shave lads, my facial hair is bothering me.


 No.57000

>>56992

It's okay to blogpost.

>>56993

It was a great post but I couldn't be bothered to turn on my VPN.


 No.57001

What is the most ALPHA thing you've ever done?


 No.57002

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Diver Mauled in Squid Attack | Man-Eating Super Squid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fkl312lldQ


 No.57003

I've been gone for about a year and a half.

How's everyone doing?


 No.57004

>>57001

As I got more confident during my walks, I would often try to push myself to the limits of my comfort zone by looking passers-by in the eye, so that if they looked at me I could give them some friendly acknowledgement. However, a lot of the time they would just look away or stare at the ground, establishing myself as the more dominant one, which made me feel pretty alpha. I've even managed to do it to girls before, not often though because it's much more of a challenge.

>>57003

That's a long time lad, welcome back. I'm alright, things could be better, but they could also be a lot worse. I'm still NEET, although I briefly had a full time job for about 3 months towards the end of 2016. How about you?


 No.57005

>>57004

Same old, my good man.

Still a borderline shtu-in, still eyeing the knife and thinking "maybe not", but hey I'm still here.

Think I've reached that point where I can just exist for a while /edge.


 No.57006

>>57003

Might end it soon.

At the very least, I need to quit my job and get rid of my car (Wont be able to afford it when I dont have a job)


 No.57007

>>57001

I joined the local gym.


 No.57008

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.57009

Just went to Asda and bought a garlic chicken pizza and some ice cream.


 No.57010

Well, I managed to get a girl's number off tinder. This is about this furthest I've got on this app since I've started using it.


 No.57011

Hello all. I am writing this as a warning to all of you on here and for peace of mind for me. It’s May 2009 and I’m watching a programme on Uk TV called “Extreme Male Beauty”. The presenter is researching a penis enlargement exercise called “jelqing”. I’ve had a couple of beers and I’m watching this programme and I decide to give it a go. I can’t say I was ever “unhappy” with my penis size (3.5ins flaccid, 6.5in hard), I just did it out of curiosity (and a touch of vanity) more than anything. So I got some lube, got about 2/3 erect and did about 20 “jelqing”strokes stopping before I touched the gland. And this is the point that my life changed forever. Immediately I noticed my penis and scrotum were less sensitive than before, about 80% less sensitive! Also, when I let my penis go flaccid again it looked different, there was a vein on the left side of the shaft that wasn’t there before and the vein on the top of the shaft seemed to have shifted to the side a bit. Also my penis hung to the left more than it did prior and was smaller both in length and girth.

Fast forward 11 months and there has been no change in the state of my penis. The shaft of my penis and scrotum remain numb, my penis in it’s flaccid state is now an inch smaller in length and about half an inch smaller in girth. I struggle to get an erection (something I never had a problem with before) and keeping hold of one is very difficult (I go from erect to completely flaccid in about 30secs if I don’t concentrate), I don’t know how much smaller my erection has got because I haven’t had an erection long enough to really compare.

In a word my life has been destroyed. I am now on anti-depressants and have broken up from my girlfriend of two years due to this. I was once a happy guy who enjoyed life, I now spend my days waiting to go back to sleep so I can forget everything. I recently saw a urologist who said he doesn’t know what I’ve done and can’t give me an answer to my problems. I was thinking of suing the “Extreme Male Beauty” programme as they featured no warning of the possible consequences of this exercise but decided this would be too embarassing considering the subject.

All this because I “jelqed” 20 times. So my advise to all of you on this board would be, fuck your penis size! Trust me, it’s not worth it. It looks like I’ve ruined my penis for life and I’d hate this to happen to someone else. Be happy with what you’ve got, penis size inferiority is an entirely male created problem! Women love you for who you are and the children you can give them, something I may not get the chance to experience now. So stop the jelqing and whatever else you are doing to your penis and enjoy your health, if you’ve got that you’re completely blessed .

Thanks for reading.


 No.57012

File: 979efbc96464971⋯.jpg (28.58 KB, 360x250, 36:25, brand.jpg)

Got shoulder DOMS today, probably because I benched 80kg for 8 reps yesterday which is more than I've ever done before.

What are you lads up to. I'm playing my keyboard because my replacement power supply arrived in the post.


 No.57013

File: 6d1423de2f70b2c⋯.mp4 (2.09 MB, 512x288, 16:9, neural link.mp4)

File: b970949eb2f620d⋯.mp4 (5.62 MB, 480x360, 4:3, release me.mp4)

File: 5f2f19dac00bd57⋯.mp4 (3.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, i have no mouth.mp4)


 No.57014

>>57011

>I am now on anti-depressants and have broken up from my girlfriend of two years due to this

haha waheyyyy normoid cunt


 No.57015

File: c4b01a63ca3344c⋯.png (369.12 KB, 568x559, 568:559, FO4AUT_Robobrain.png)

>>57013

>that second webm


 No.57016

File: f598c0db16efa0c⋯.jpg (357.7 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1483558841414.jpg)

I live across the road from a sports centre. The place has a large car park which is empty at the moment, but only has 3 disabled parking spaces.

I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea when I seen a big SUV pulling into one of the disabled spaces and an entire family of fat cunts waddled out and went in the centre.

BEING FAT IS NOT A DISABILITY YOU FUCKING CRETINS


 No.57017

Tomorrow I will take 3 grams of phenibut.


 No.57018

Have you had a good day?


 No.57019


 No.57020

>>57018

Not really, my mood hasn't improved since yesterday, or the last few weeks at all really.


 No.57021

File: 6f614acf4b15e15⋯.jpg (91.48 KB, 373x400, 373:400, brl-thinking.jpg)

I just did 30 minutes of yoga with the Down Dog app, now I feel good. I often try things like this - meditation is another one - and feel good during and afterwards, yet for some reason don't keep doing them. Well this time will be different. I'll do another session tomorrow.


 No.57022

>>57021

>Well this time will be different. I'll do another session tomorrow.

good luck la


 No.57023

>>57022

; 4 )


 No.57024

File: 57187081f04dc41⋯.png (514.32 KB, 843x458, 843:458, vlcsnap-4828-09-03-00h40m5….png)

Good morning.


 No.57025

>>57024

Morning mate, good sleep?


 No.57026

>>57025

I didn't sleep, went for a little walk this morning though. You?


 No.57027

File: 429d58d7b7da883⋯.png (201.7 KB, 319x406, 11:14, 429d58d7b7da883ab16d042a4f….png)

Just wanna mention,

GET RID OF THE FUCKING JEWS

GET RID OF THE JEWS

IT IS NOT WORTH IT

PEOPLE ARE BEING KILLED BY GODDAMN DOGS BECAUSE OF YOUR JEWS

OKAY?

'OHHHH, WELL IT'S JUST GOYIM THAT KILL GOYIM'

NO, DOGS KILL PEOPLE WITH FUCKING JEWS

GET RID OF THE JEWS

GET RID OF THEM, NOW

NO JEWS; ALL JEWS GO

GET RID OF THE JEWS


 No.57028

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57025

>>57024

>>57026

>>57027

Morning lads. I haven't been up this early in a while.

Argument Man got the punished google lad on his show.


 No.57029

>>57026

I slept alright, had a dream that I was staying away from home but got lost in the countryside and couldn't find a way back. Just had my breakfast now, my dad said he's going to call me this morning to arrange something for today, but the weather's pretty shit so I don't know.

Also my great uncle that lives in Maryland USA is staying at my grandparents house, who I've only met maybe twice in my life, and I think my dad wants to bring him along with us. All I really know about him is that he has a successful car-related business in America, and that he once had dinner with Obama, who he was a massive supporter of. Not looking forward to meeting him at all, I'll try to prevent that from happening, but I bet my dad has already arranged it with him without my consent.


 No.57030

>>57029

You know what to do. Redpill him on the Jews.


 No.57031

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good song lads tbh. Even The Lad will like it.


 No.57032

>>57030

He's a baby boomer that's lived in privileged upper-middle class america since the 70s, and he's also a fairly vocal lefty from what I've heard. There's no saving him, and having to spend a day with him is something I'd very much like to avoid.

>>57031

It's full on normieshit lad, what makes you think I would like it.


 No.57033

File: 65c43c06eb042f7⋯.jpg (126.05 KB, 643x831, 643:831, the golden one.jpg)

Start lifting weights.


 No.57034

File: 77b7e362771ec84⋯.jpg (24.42 KB, 298x400, 149:200, 235789_001.jpg)

Did/do people with extravagant moustaches like this wash it after every meal? Mine grows very long and I prefer the way it looks that way with my beard, but it very often smells after eating (animal fats like those contained in milk and butter seem to be a particular problem) and out of practicality I've just been trimming it to above the lip.

Thoughts? Anyone got the quick rundown on BIG TASHES?


 No.57035

File: 6106bb62be23f48⋯.jpg (209.38 KB, 1637x831, 1637:831, mmmm my dear.jpg)

Why is she so perfect?


 No.57036

>>57034

I have a big tash, but I keep it swept to the sides rather than drooping down like big Kitchener, so it doesn't really get food on it unless I'm eating something particularly messy like curry or something heavy on the sauce.


 No.57037

File: 244f23e879b9cfe⋯.jpg (27.1 KB, 500x384, 125:96, 1378508168014.jpg)

what is the most notable thing that you did or happened to you todasy


 No.57038

>>57037

went to work


 No.57039

File: eb2ec199ac97507⋯.jpg (98.25 KB, 540x298, 270:149, 1454698110784.jpg)


 No.57040

File: 51ca97ec5091948⋯.jpg (23.24 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1EdFa51O_400x400.jpg)

Why aren't you a based Rational Skeptic?


 No.57041

File: 7fc47887845b1c6⋯.jpg (991.44 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1502314543977.jpg)

File: ce56ff8c29a4192⋯.jpg (16.82 KB, 328x316, 82:79, 1502315324244.jpg)

File: 0bffaa2ff8d3797⋯.jpg (263.86 KB, 640x643, 640:643, 1502315800371.jpg)

File: 84db46fa72ed220⋯.jpg (174.67 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1502315950585.jpg)

File: 33bb80adaa1f322⋯.jpg (130.63 KB, 816x404, 204:101, 1502316043284.jpg)

Technology is growing very powerful.


 No.57042

>>57041

I just want to nig deano up but they removed the feature


 No.57043

File: 66b58b9d77776ff⋯.gif (3.83 MB, 376x250, 188:125, 1502356326808.gif)

I love her.


 No.57044

>>57043

She's pretty qt, but I can't stand her butch lesbian voice.


 No.57045

Today I'm going to make my first chicken curry.


 No.57046

>>57045

>curry

Ethnics please leave britfeel.

just joking, let us know how you get on


 No.57047

I've decided to order some "Huel" meal replacements, since I want to lose weight but I'm too lazy to prepare healthy food.


 No.57048

>>57047

>Huel meal replacements

how is that going to help? they are high calorie drinks that underweight people buy


 No.57049

>>57047

Never going to make it.


 No.57054

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.57056

File: 6cb27795a2af934⋯.jpg (211.75 KB, 1220x684, 305:171, curry.jpg)

>>57045

It's delicious but I'll use less water next time.


 No.57057

>>57056

>he didn't post pictures of him cooking it


 No.57058

File: a0a27de65d6ec0c⋯.png (72.74 KB, 773x668, 773:668, f58e2e09d620c9f275fa710822….png)


 No.57059

File: f3c80008505f568⋯.jpg (53.36 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1464514133674.jpg)

>>57043

>he loves an ugly Jew shill that people only think is attractive because she dyes her hair blonde and paints herself in an inordinate amount of make up


 No.57060

>>57048

>they are high calorie drinks that underweight people buy

No they aren't, they're nutritionally balanced "all-in-one" powders that you make into shakes to replace regular meals. Obviously if I had them on top of regular food I'd just gain more weight but the idea is to eat them instead of regular food

>>57049

Yeah you're probably right, worth a shot though.


 No.57061

File: d507831190d83f6⋯.jpg (162.49 KB, 735x838, 735:838, fit autism.jpg)

Have you lads ever done anything like this? Doesn't necessarily have to be gym related.


 No.57062

>>57060

drinking shakes seems like more work than eating less


 No.57063

>>57062

Well sure, starving myself is another option but the point is not just to lose weight, it's about eating healthier and getting better nutrition. these shakes provide basically everything a healthy diet requires without having to prepare food


 No.57064

>>57063

Sounds like marketing to me. Real food is always better. There's nothing more satisfying than cooking a tasty meal with fresh ingredients from scratch, and as long as you can read you're capable of doing that.


 No.57065

>>57063

I can't imagine those shakes are very filling


 No.57066

>>57061

Not in real life, but I've done similar on msn when I was younger, like spamming people with "pls respond"-tier messages and generally just being a clueless autist.


 No.57067


 No.57068

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57067

It's hit and miss for me, and it's more of a guilty pleasure. I do know that track though, and I'd say it's probably one of the better ones. It's hard for me to resist anything in mixolydian mode, it always manages to draw me in.


 No.57069

>>57068

That's really good. How is it that you seem to know every piece of music that's ever been made?


 No.57070

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57069

I don't, far from it in fact, but "Clio - Faces" in particular was/is being shilled hard by youtube's recommendation algorithm starting about a year ago. Nobody had ever heard of it, and then suddenly everyone had heard of it.

Automat I just saw on a blog somewhere years ago, and I thought it was neat. A lot of hidden gems within late 70s disco/electronica once you wade past all the cheesy shite.


 No.57072

>tfw you see the qt you like


 No.57073

Forgot my wallet today, so ended up paying for my lunch using contactless banking on my phone.

It was very convenient, but I felt like a cunt.

Also, has anyone had more and more trouble filling out the captchas lately?


 No.57074

File: 01887151baf7d4f⋯.png (664.12 KB, 615x737, 615:737, 01887151baf7d4f4082290d9dd….png)

A 5/10 30 year old single mummy at work is expressing interest in me. Why can't I just find a nice chaste girl my own age?


 No.57075

File: 2cdd2e589973898⋯.jpg (52.49 KB, 852x637, 852:637, tbhsss.jpg)

Based Sargon


 No.57076

>>57061

No. I'm socially retarded, not socially mental.


 No.57077

File: bf0ad886cc0bbcf⋯.png (77.99 KB, 240x228, 20:19, 1429980634901.png)

>>57075

>Massage services in Swindon


 No.57078

File: 53a80429cb12f9f⋯.png (3.41 MB, 1920x1038, 320:173, tfw no school rooftop gf.png)

>>57074

I dunno, life just hasn't worked out that way for some of us I guess.


 No.57079

Who else /PunchYourselfInTheFace/ here?


 No.57080

File: c51ddb48e6442a0⋯.png (202.98 KB, 640x480, 4:3, vlcsnap-4312-12-26-23h34m3….png)


 No.57081

>>57079

Just did it a few times when I read your post. I reckon I could knock myself out if I tried.


 No.57082

>>57081

I think its the fun of it. I like doing it hard, but not too hard. Tying to get a good feeling punch in without bruising yourself or knocking some teeth out or something.

Feels good too.


 No.57083

Do you lads get plain bread in England, or is it just a Scottish thing?


 No.57084

>>57083

Can't say I've ever seen or heard of it before now.


 No.57085

>>57084

What kind of bread do you get then?


 No.57086

>>57085

There's lots of different types of bread that are sold here, but long sliced bread with crust only on the top and bottom, is not something I've ever seen. Square-ish shaped white bread with crust on all sides is the most common type here, but personally I prefer wholemeal / seeded bread, white is too doughy.


 No.57087

>>57083

My nan worked in a bakery and I remember seeing them, I was never a fan though tbh.


 No.57088

>>57086

>Square-ish shaped white bread with crust on all sides

You mean pan bread? That stuff is horrible tbh.

>wholemeal / seeded bread

Yeah, these are decent.

>>57087

Fair enough, plain loaf makes for the best toast in my experience though, it is a bit too thick for a good sandwich however.


 No.57089

Morning lads.

It doesn't look like there's going to be right-wing content on youtube for much longer.


 No.57090

File: 603433db538daf2⋯.jpg (22.69 KB, 453x604, 3:4, 1502435047801.jpg)

>HEIGHT, FACE, FRA-


 No.57091

>>57090

Male attractiveness has less to do with how handsome a lad looks, and more to do with how confidently a lad acts. Notice however, even though he's clearly a manlet, the lad is still taller than the girl, even if you put aside her shit posture.


 No.57092

File: 16390b9efec7f1b⋯.png (520.08 KB, 851x477, 851:477, sleepy-rich.png)


 No.57093

>>57092

I'm not going to interrupt a man doing whatever it takes to leave humanity behind.


 No.57094

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRqI5R6L7ow

Goodbye lads I'm going to work.


 No.57095

>>57094

See you later lad.


 No.57096

Just requested some holidays from work for 3 weeks from now, hopefully I get them.


 No.57097

>>57089

Hopefully a good alternative pops up.

It's not just right wingers getting hit, there's a bunch of gaming channels and "controversial personalities" that are getting hit too, meaning of a viable alternative turned up it won't be a niche filled will just the alt right. If there's others on the platform too, it can't be dismissed as some niche.

The beauty of SJWs hating literally everyone and getting control of censorship is the things they hate the most get treated the same as the people they hate a little bit, or at least it's black and white with them, so they hate them the same even though they shouldn't.


 No.57099

On the bus next to me there's an ugly fat white guy sat next his pretty attractive (for a black) girlfriend

I'm not sure how I feel about this


 No.57100

File: 6410094c2381e1a⋯.png (590.36 KB, 960x540, 16:9, google turntables.png)

I usually hate the google doodles for being kike propaganda, but this hip hop DJ "game" is actually really well done, from the top-tier break selection, to using the original Technics 1200's silver aesthetic rather than the 1210's black look that plebs always use: https://www.google.co.uk/

Just wish they hadn't made it so easy with every track being pre-tempo matched; even if you turn auto-sync off, both records are still perfectly in time if you have both pitch sliders in the same position, which is unrealistic. Also I wish there was a hotkey to do transform scratches with the crossfader, because it's impossible to do anything other than baby scratches without being able to manipulate the crossfader and the record independently.


 No.57101

Phenibut is simply fantastic.


 No.57102

late night

WAHEY


 No.57103


 No.57104

Goodnight lads.


 No.57105

>>57104

goodnight


 No.57106

If everything goes according to plan, I should be able to get my own house in 3 years, I'll be 30 at that point so it's long overdue, but I feel it's wiser to wait until I can afford a proper house rather than waste years and money renting some overpriced hovel and ending up with fuck all.

I'm taking part in a share-save scheme at work (Asda) where I put £300 in every 4 weeks for 3 years (except for the Christmas wage, that month is skipped). The good thing about the scheme is that if the share price drops, we don't lose any money so we get whatever we put in back out at the end, but if the share price rises we also get that value on top of what we put in. The best part, however, is that we get a 20% discount on shares as part of the scheme, so even if the share price drops, I'll get a minimum of £12,960 at the end of 3 years.

Add in the fact that I'll also no longer be paying £300 a month and the year after that my car will be paid off which will be another £300 per month I'll no longer be paying, I'll be in a great position to get myself a proper house and finally move out of my mum's place.

t. blogger


 No.57107

>>57106

when do we get to move in?


 No.57108

>>57107

when I win the lottery and buy an island


 No.57109

File: eec3b7dde6a40f7⋯.jpeg (14.09 KB, 400x225, 16:9, a-big-night-out-with-brit….jpeg)

>tfw having pizza for breakfast


 No.57110

>>57106

>£12,960

where in the country do you live where this is sufficient to get you on the housing ladder? Assuming that's enough for a deposit, can you then afford mortgage payments on top?


 No.57111

>>57110

Not that lad, but if it's 10% deposit you can get a nice place, shame about the pakis.

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/44721077?search_identifier=9fc225b419a16d3c28f51d68a3e58e8d#lz6CvHx6SRTOIhms.97


 No.57112

>>57111

>Bradford

I'd rather be homeless.


 No.57113

>>57110

>where in the country do you live where this is sufficient to get you on the housing ladder?

One of the cheaptest areas for housing in the UK.


 No.57114

File: bf09de4ebdd5860⋯.jpg (306.7 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 578_1000.jpg)

>ywn sniff her warm musky soles


 No.57115

Spent the day with my dad, we saw some ruins of an 18th century manor house, went on a walk through some hills, fields, and woods, then had a meal out. Spent the evening at his house, then he dropped me off back home about an hour ago. Tomorrow my dad, my sister, my nieces, and I are going to a small theme park together, and if we eat out again that'll be the fourth time this week (first being with my dad and great uncle, second being with my mum, her boyfriend, and my eldest niece). Living the life lads.

Need to be up relatively early for tomorrow, so I'm already in bed. Goodnight guys.


 No.57116

How is the lad with the dildoing dad doing? Any chuckleworthy anecdotes to share?


 No.57117

It's starting. I've finally got this point again. My soul bleeds and it infects all those around me. I am once again a god.


 No.57118

Death count is up to 3 now for the lad who ploughed into the crowd of lefties in yankland.

Wonder if it'll be any higher when I wake up later today.


 No.57119

File: 22400a88d75439f⋯.png (8.5 KB, 473x500, 473:500, 1426873066801.png)

i just made some cuck on reddit delete his account

they really are thin-skinned benders on that site


 No.57120

File: fca1a897baddfb9⋯.webm (1.94 MB, 600x338, 300:169, dejavu.webm)


 No.57121

>>57118

He only killed one, the two others are police who died when their helicopter which was surveying the event crashed with no survivors.

Morning lads.


 No.57122

Good morning lads, having a relaxing Sunday?

>>57121

Good morning lad.


 No.57123

>>57121

>>57122

Morning, I'm out with family again today, my dad will be here in about 5 minutes.


 No.57124

Has there really been literally zero posts all day since I've been out? Impressive.

Had a nice time anyway, we all went on lots of things. Shame that about 30 - 40% of the people there were pakis though, we were waiting ages when ordering our second meal because we were right behind a paki family that ordered at least 12 meals all at once. Also saw a couple of women in the full niqab gear, looking like ninjas.


 No.57125

>>57124

Yes it would appear so, I just got back from work and have to say I am very disappointed in you lads.


 No.57126

>>57125

I-I think it's just you and me lad.


 No.57127

>>57126

*stares at feet*

*checks watch*


 No.57128

I'm here too, lads


 No.57129

I seem to have gotten a new nickname at work, the phantom shitter. Someone left a huge log in the toilet and I was in the wrong place and at the wrong time and now the consensus is it was me.


 No.57130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

IT'S KICKING OFF LADS


 No.57131

File: b2a790a3aa80978⋯.png (3.71 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1348703317499.png)

reporting in


 No.57132

I feel like shit again lads.

I don't even know why this keeps happening. I've even had a somewhat productive day, I've tidied my bedroom and gone through one of my wardrobes and sorted out my clothes.

Why can't I just be happy?


 No.57133

>>57132

Because a man requires more than a tidy bedroom and sorted clothes


 No.57134

File: 84e350b17cd4075⋯.png (176.39 KB, 827x607, 827:607, 56aefc7050143167191d226542….png)

/Ourlad/


 No.57135

>>57133

I dont even know what I want from life.


 No.57136

I'm off to bed, had a very active weekend so I'm pretty tired, in a good way. It's amazing what a bit of sunshine, physical activity, and time spent with non-bickering family members can do. Goodnight guys.


 No.57137

Woke up about an hour ago feeling really sick, so I bolted out of bed, ran to the toilet, and then immediately as I got to the loo I threw up about 5 times. I haven't vomited like that in a very long time, in fact I think I was 13 the last time I threw up at all. Must have been something I ate while I was out. So much for feeling good after this weekend.


 No.57138

>>57116

Im in poland right now so he is probably using this opportunity to crossdress all over the house like when I was away last time.


 No.57139

Good morning. What are you lads up to? Hopefully not wageslaving. I'm comfy in bed and watching anime.


 No.57140

>>57139

about to go to bed, i ended up getting hooked on prison architect and played it for 10 hours straight


 No.57141

File: 69a4ec825b74a42⋯.jpg (205.97 KB, 630x446, 315:223, deano n the squad.jpg)

>>57139

>>57139

I'm going to the gym, and then I'm going to put stock out on the shelves.


 No.57142

>>57139

Morning m8, what are you watching? I've been rewatching Tsukuyomi Moon Phase lately, a fun little comedy/drama by Shaft about a loli vampire whose slave is immune to her powers, much to her annoyance.

I'm in bed about to get up, still feeling a bit sick from last night but I'm gonna try and eat breakfast.


 No.57143

>>57141

some good quintessential brits in that pic


 No.57144

>>57142

I'm watching Konosuba.


 No.57145

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Why not kick off your day with a bit of BASED vaporwave?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiFV6uJhbkY


 No.57146

>>57145

>Why not

Because it's just somebody else's decent music from 30 years ago that's been pitched down, retitled, re-attributed, and re-sold by some talentless pretentious cunt trying to pass it off as their own music, lad.

http://www.whosampled.com/%E7%8C%AB-%E3%82%B7-Corp/


 No.57148

>>57147

FOY


 No.57149

I really love noodles lads. I should try some proper ones instead of just eating super noodles a lot.


 No.57150

>>57149

me too. I got noodles from that Japanese chain restaurant wagamamas before, like proper fancy ramen with beef and shit in there. I actually think I prefer super noodles.


 No.57151

>>57150

Kek. I imagine the weird broth at the end of super noodles that looks a bit shiny but tastes really nice wouldn't be the same in proper noodles. And honestly, I dont really want chunks of meat in it, I just like slurping up noodles.


 No.57152

File: 3fe2d3fa0e942c3⋯.jpg (661.55 KB, 1920x900, 32:15, home_carousel_1.jpg)

>>57143

We're very inclusive


 No.57153

>>57152

good, whites in the back where they belong


 No.57154

File: 0aa17b4ee186726⋯.mp4 (4.39 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 0aa17b4ee18672679c155154e1….mp4)


 No.57155

>>57154

<using fascism to fight fascism

It never gets old.


 No.57156

Only Centrism can save the West.


 No.57157

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Utterly tremendous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EgLB1_FXqg

Morning lads.


 No.57158

>>57157

Tremendously shit.

Morning m8.


 No.57159

File: d5c5d4d9e78b6f6⋯.png (23.33 KB, 445x445, 1:1, 1301497697888.png)

>tfw being the only lad in /britfeel/ with good music taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bcXScD0vms


 No.57160

File: 7f3333c7cdb5d01⋯.jpg (71.27 KB, 539x436, 539:436, 1502792797597.jpg)

>The chad rally vs the virgin protest


 No.57162

File: bfefe16bbb73ecb⋯.png (22.52 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 1345287266086.png)

>no new posts again


 No.57163

>>57162

we're doomed


 No.57164

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.57165

File: ce07f3cfbc60569⋯.mp4 (2.58 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ce07f3cfbc60569030eb387cad….mp4)

File: 10ab1ece3383859⋯.mp4 (4.43 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 10ab1ece33838594dc3b44e576….mp4)

Thoughts?


 No.57166

>>57165

Disappointed in his overall performance so far, but he was spot-on there.


 No.57167

>>57165

Just makes me think the man needs to quit using teleprompters and scripted speeches for good, because it's this version of Trump that got voted in, not the kike puppet version we've seen a lot of lately.


 No.57168

>>57165

pretty based performance from Trump there. I'm sure there are some autists that feel he should have just said "yes I support the white nationalists" but this is the best that could be reasonably expected


 No.57169

>>57166

>>57167

>>57168

Oh, so you ARE here. Well I'm disappointed in you lads. Do you really think it's acceptable to not make any posts all day?


 No.57170

>>57169

When nobody is posting I'm either not here or I'm occupied with other things. If all you're doing is staring at the thread all day, it's your fault if there's no posts.


 No.57171

I fucking hate having man-tits. I'd be okay with everything else if I didnt have these.


 No.57172

>>57165

This is very strong, he's right too.

I thought that when Jewn Stewart was crying after Dylan Roof saying that "they have street named after slave-owners"

The fact of the matter is the US capital is named after TWO slave owners and the president just pointed out that this hysterical left is irreconcilable with even mild patriotism.


 No.57173

>>57169

I just got home from work at 11.


 No.57174

I'm off to bed, later than I was supposed to because I got carried way with the tune I'm working on. It's addictively dreamy sounding. Goodnight guys.


 No.57175

Nice morning, how are you all? I had some very tasty raw meat from the butchers, the texture and flavour was brilliant. Don't even bother eating meat from the supermarket lads, it's so disgusting and it made me feel ill. I'll try my best to only eat healthy meat from now on, cooked or not. Another striking comparison is the colour of the meat; good raw meat is bright red whereas store bought meat looks like it's from a corpse. Since I've never really seen meat outside of store bought meat I never realised.

Also, while lying in bed I was thinking about if I should store / sell my desktop. Has it done me any good? Should I just use a laptop instead? How much of my life has been taken by video games and procrastination? I'm not going to do either of those things however I'll try to use my time more beneficially, such as reading or trying to learn something. I did forty minutes of reading earlier and I have a keyboard which would be nice to learn. Of course that's easier said than done, I've tried before and sunk back into laziness.

blogpost over


 No.57176

File: 3327f6c6f8098ee⋯.jpg (18.15 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1426794461423.jpg)

>>57175

>meat looks like it's from a corpse


 No.57177

File: c406ef9bbfd1e79⋯.jpg (103.47 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 5346c3f171ba1896598cc584c2….jpg)

>>57176

>eating dead things


 No.57178

File: cf47647723e1eb4⋯.jpg (61.53 KB, 643x553, 643:553, cf47647723e1eb4d2620aec091….jpg)


 No.57179

>>57178

>Maryland

I'm surprised the statues lasted this long.


 No.57180

File: cefd04d3c3043d6⋯.jpg (84.14 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 1487624164038.jpg)

I finally did the front splits


 No.57181

>>57175

Butchers meat is red because it has been exposed to oxygen for too long. Vaccum sealed mear will be purple and will slowly turn red if you leave it out for long enough giving you the colour you enjoy so much for some strange reason.


 No.57182

Poland is nice. You can get a great meal and drinks in the middle of Wroclaw for cheaper than Wetherspoons food.

Definitely the best place in Europe ive been.


 No.57183

>>57181

Most people see bright red meat as good meat because they subconsciously associate the colour with freshness. That's why some places sell "fraudulent" meat that's been sealed with carbon monoxide to keep it looking red for up to a couple of weeks.


 No.57184

>>57182

>Wroclaw

Is that a nice place? I've never heard of it, though I know very little about Poland.


 No.57185

>>57182

What have you been up to while in Poland?


 No.57186

>>57181

>>57183

I don't subconsciously associate the colour with freshness, I consciously do. Also, there's nothing wrong with meat being exposed to oxygen.


 No.57187

>>57186

I wasn't talking about you specifically, I was talking about people in general. Poland-lad was implying that liking the sight of bright red meat is somehow strange, when actually it's marketing 101 for butchers and supermarkets, to the point where some of them seal it in with a small amount of a deadly gas to keep it looking red. And I agree, there's nothing wrong with it being exposed to oxygen and turning red, being exposed to oxygen for "too long" is when it's turned brown.


 No.57188

Why is tea so good, lads?


 No.57189

Ranitidine is like fucking magic lads.


 No.57190

>>57188

what kind of tea do you drink?

I've always found regular English tea horrible and I've never tried any others


 No.57191

>>57190

>I've always found regular English tea horrible and I've never tried any others

Same, no idea why normies drink that shit all day.


 No.57192


 No.57193

Can't stop farting, starting to get a bit of ring sting.

Didn't even eat beans or anything like that.


 No.57194

Having some weetabix with honey on.


 No.57195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

PREDICTION: Trump Will Resign In Disgrace…Soon


 No.57196

The past eight months have felt like three. Time went by slower when I was a NEET.


 No.57197

>>57196

I've always found it the opposite, when I was in school/college/work, time seemed to move painfully slow and each day would last forever, whereas while NEET a year can pass in the blink of an eye.


 No.57198

>>57188

For me it's always depended on how much I am enjoying what I do.

out of the 4 times I've held a job I've hated my job twice and time always dragged there, where in the jobs I have liked time seems to pass quite quickly. The same applies for over a longer scale.


 No.57199

I'm surprised at how easy it's been to reduce my calorie intake. I've been at less than 1500 a day (usually closer to 1000) for nearly a week and I've felt great


 No.57200

>>57199

are you the huel lad?


 No.57201

>>57200

Yes, I got the huel but I've been eating regular food too, just a lot less of it.


 No.57202

Are you lads ok.


 No.57203

>>57202

Depends on the context, I'm feeling alright right now, but in terms of how I'm doing in life in general, not all that great. How about you?


 No.57204

File: c15ecd2c619a131⋯.jpg (55.54 KB, 476x356, 119:89, 1467665128505.jpg)

>>57202

I'm feeling pretty good, 6 months of going to the gym and I look visibly muscled now, not huge muscles but visible. How about you?


 No.57205

>>57204

Glad to hear it lad. 1 year and 2 months here, I've had a lot of comments about my muscles at work too. Lifting is the only thing I truly enjoy in life tbh.


 No.57206

>>57204

>>57205

I wish I could enjoy lifting, but for some reason I absolutely hate it. I far prefer cardio but the best that will get me is probably skinny lanklet mode


 No.57207

File: bfcc6dfa254cc5d⋯.png (387.25 KB, 569x590, 569:590, im a penguin.png)

>looking up ways to overcome computer addiction

>find an article on some life coach's blog

>something seems a bit off with the author

>click "More about me…"

>pic related

What the fuck is this, and who the fuck is hiring this guy as their life coach.


 No.57208

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

kek


 No.57209

>>57207

Literally reddit.


 No.57210

>>57184

Yeah it's great. Everything is so cheap

>>57185

Just eating and drinking. Visited a gun range.

Got drunk last night and probably reached the lowest point in my life.


 No.57211

>>57210

>Got drunk last night and probably reached the lowest point in my life.

aha madman go on spill the beans then


 No.57212

>>57207

Did you manage to find anything worthwhile on the subject at least?


 No.57213

Do you lads ever wish real life was like anime.


 No.57214

>>57213

My life already is like anime.

I'm one of the gray silhouettes background serving only to make the world look inhabited while the important characters go about their business.


 No.57215

Howdy BritNEETs.

Got bloody insomnia and the /aus/ NEETs are all snoozing.

How goes things ?


 No.57216

>>57215

alri la


 No.57217

>>57215

It's been quite quiet recently, so Im not sure if you'll get what you're looking for.

I've not been feeling great recently, I'm just super down, I'm trying to get myself back into a motivated mindset and get back to actually reading a bunch of stuff and learning.


 No.57218

>>57212

Not really, his "revelation" was to only go on the computer after giving himself written permission to do so. Also there was this infuriating little bit, complete with reddit spacing:

>Firstly, I considered: What was the positive intention behind my computer usage habits?

>I realized the intention was to keep me from getting bored.

<So firstly I made sure I had a life :).

Fuck off you vegetarian cunt.

>>57215

Alright lad, I'm not bad, haven't really done anything today though. I need to have a shower but I kept putting it off, and now I'm thinking about dinner. How's things down under?


 No.57219

File: c15d5c421f238d6⋯.png (88.79 KB, 208x206, 104:103, vargu.png)

>>57218

stop not having showers


 No.57220

>>57218

>I need to have a shower but I kept putting it off

it's already ten past eight, just stop procrastinating and go for a fucking shower


 No.57221

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

David Beckham & Gordon Ramsay Have A Cook-off | Season 1 Ep. 11 | THE F WORD


 No.57222

BIG


 No.57223

>>57219

>>57220

It's only been four days, and I had two last week so that cancels it out. I'm too hungry now, and I'm not having one after eating dinner. Maybe tomorrow.


 No.57224

>>57206

Not everyone enjoys lifting to begin with but you probably will if you stick at it for a bit and start to see results. Cardio-wise you should do HIIT for leg and heart gains.


 No.57225

File: 9243a80e8cfbded⋯.jpg (48.81 KB, 407x379, 407:379, 1488382701153.jpg)

>>57223

>It's only been four days


 No.57226

>>57225

I had three showers within an eight day period before this, that's my personal best for 2017 so far.


 No.57227

File: 1590095fceb6dbb⋯.webm (3.08 MB, 320x240, 4:3, nostalgia.webm)


 No.57228

>>57227

Was this supposed to invoke positive emotions? I remember pretty much all of these and it just felt incredibly cringey and uncomfortable to watch. Made me feel like shit tbh


 No.57229

>>57228

It made me feel bad because those were happier times for me


 No.57230

>>57229

For me it made me feel bad because, although I enjoyed those things at the time, I dont think I was actually happy then.


 No.57231

>>57227

The only ones I ever liked were 300, nigga stole my bike, zidane headbutt, and the mario/luigi edits on ytp

that was before I found 4chan though, I used to spend all my time on ytmnd


 No.57232

>>57228

I think it's because most of those memes and videos long overstayed their welcome. Normalfags were all discovering internet humour for the first time, picking everything up months or even years after they'd already been milked to death, and regurgitating them over and over, whereas today normies seem to understand the concept of "dead memes" a bit better. Most of that stuff is from 2003 - 2007, but you'd still see it being passed around as late as 2011, by which point it was just cringe-inducing.


 No.57233

>>57211

Pissed everywhere in a strip club whilst my friend and a stripper watched me. Times like this I really hate drinking.

I'm just lucky the apartment was so close since poles have strict public intoxication laws.


 No.57234

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 No.57235

>>57233

Absolutely disgusting. You need to sort yourself out.


 No.57236

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 No.57237

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads like the little jig from 6:29 to 6:43. I hate it when the best part of a piece of music is so short.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMQWHgW7Hi8

I bet The Lad could make a good track using that sample.


 No.57238

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>>57236

It's a pretty good soundtrack from what I've heard so far, Tee Lopes did a fantastic job of capturing the essence of the whacky mid-90s "funky jazz-tastic brass-filled groove drenched in breakbeats and ROMplers" sound, like a lot of the non-US Sonic CD soundtrack had. The more gritty techno and breakbeat hardcore influences of CD seem to have been dropped however, which is a shame because I thought the energy and madness of it really suited Sonic games.

The wait for the PC release of Mania is killing me.

>>57237

I don't know what the original is, but it's clearly a chopped up sample of something orchestral or from a film soundtrack.

That whole "album" reminds me of the garbage my old mate used to make years ago, he would always do things like program an intentionally broken tracker for DOS and then record the output through his guitar amp into his built-in laptop microphone. There's a point where "experimental" just become "awful", and he always managed to cross that line one way or another. In the end he started making stuff that was half-decent, but I lost contact with him years ago. I don't even know if he's still alive.


 No.57239

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>>57238

It sounds good though, that's all I'm saying. Do you think Boards of Canada are simply fantastic? I might have asked you this before but I forget.


 No.57240

File: 5fa707f6a461ddc⋯.png (1.82 MB, 1395x786, 465:262, my lad.png)

>>57236

Oh and check this out, he's using FL Studio, the absolute lad. Ignorant naysayers will never recover from this one.

>>57239

I don't know if you asked me specifically, but I did give my thoughts here >>53964 . I said that I don't find the sound offensive, but I'm just not into it.


 No.57241

How are we all doing today lads? I harvested my onions the other day, they didn't grow as well as I would have liked but it just means I can pickle more of them.


 No.57242

>>57241

Nice, what are you going to make with them?

>How are we all doing today lads?

I'm alright, still haven't showered though. Gonna make lunch now I think.


 No.57243

File: 49d78c84d938477⋯.png (200.07 KB, 571x503, 571:503, 1503075331569.png)

Sam Hyde on Dutch TV


 No.57244

Nice to see you, to see you nice.


 No.57245


 No.57246

>>57243

It's funny, this will probably continue to happen even with that same picture, since western media is so eager to put an white face to any attacks


 No.57247

File: 453b0a0621fd808⋯.jpg (52.59 KB, 498x352, 249:176, 1403295367533.jpg)


 No.57248

File: e04fe7bc6d5baaf⋯.png (203.73 KB, 1000x720, 25:18, 1503078249703.png)


 No.57249

>>57235

Sort what out? I just do stupid stuff when im drunk.

At least i have my phone back now.


 No.57250

wahey lads


 No.57251

>>57242

The smaller ones I will prepare to be pickled in vinegar, the larger ones I'll just store for whenever me or my parents cook and use onions.


 No.57252

My gf is preggers, lads.


 No.57253

File: e88a967a3271a4d⋯.jpg (4.25 KB, 208x250, 104:125, 1495731421859.jpg)

Asked my mum to get some orange juice when I was at work.

Just got home to discover she bought pulp.


 No.57254

>>57252

WRONG BOARD DELET THIS


 No.57255

>>57253

I hope you punished her by spreading poo all over the walls.


 No.57256

>>57255

Not a bad idea, lad.


 No.57257

reminder to mew


 No.57258

BEELZEBUB IS ACHING IN MY BELLY-O


 No.57259

Can any of you lads recommend a good browser?

I've been using firefox for years now and never really bothered looking for a new one.


 No.57260

File: 2960e53bf206e24⋯.jpg (609.82 KB, 3246x994, 1623:497, tinderoastie.jpg)

Ahh yes, women.


 No.57261

I am very sad.


 No.57262

>>57260

Manlets BTFO


 No.57263

File: e22cb7a2b59bc90⋯.jpg (104.83 KB, 384x245, 384:245, 1450654012384.jpg)

Left one of the hobs on overnight


 No.57264

Morning lads.

>>57263

Bad touch lad, at least you didn't burn your house down.


 No.57265

Need some good Progressive House lads.

>>57264

Morning lad.


 No.57266

Its finally the weekend lads. How are we all doing today and do we have any plans?

Might head into town myself, I think the market is there this weekend.


 No.57267

>>57266

Trying not to ruin my four days of proper diet and exercise. Afraid I'll just stuff my fat face if I get out of bed.


 No.57268

teeth together lips together tongue on the roof of your mouth


 No.57269

>>57268

It doesn't really work if your mouth's already fucked, I can't put more than one side of my front teeth together in proper alignment without my rear teeth hanging apart, and I can't put my tongue on the roof of my mouth without going full overbite, defeating the point. Not to mention my skull was already fully developed a decade and a half ago, it's not going to un-fuck itself without some kind of surgery.

Dr. Mew is a good lad, but he often "forgets" to mention that his advice is predominently aimed at parents to teach their young children, not late teens and adults who are already fucked. When pressed, he actually recommends orthodontics and/or surgery if you're fully developed. For a face like mine (long with very gummy smile , mild overbite, and fairly misaligned teeth), he suggests a maxillary impaction, and some form of teeth alignment. Only THEN could I start mewing effectively, in order to make the corrections last a lifetime.

I half suspect the reason why he often neglects to bring this up is that he's getting rich off consultations with hopeful adults, who watched a couple of his videos online and now believe that a bit of posture adjustment and hard gum chewing is somehow going to give them Chad's jaw, rather than just being preventative measures for kids so they don't end up with problems in the first place.


 No.57270

just answered the door, my heart was racing

could have gone worse


 No.57271

>>57270

How often do you usually answer the door if at all?


 No.57272

File: 05e0de33aceaf30⋯.png (111.58 KB, 877x2078, 877:2078, xenoestrogen.png)


 No.57273

>>57271

never, my window was open and i could be heard so i felt like i had to answer it; the dog ran out the door but thankfully he came back in when i whistled at him, if he started running about i'd have probably died of anxiety

thankfully it was a delivery guy who wanted me to sign for next door so i'm not as embarrassed by my crazy looking NEET state as i would be if it were someone who knew my mother


 No.57274

>>57273

Either way, good job lad. I used to bloody hate answering the door and I still avoid answering the phone.


 No.57275

Time to get out of bed.


 No.57276

>>57264

>at least you didn't burn your house down

Also lucky he didn't suffocate to death, if it hadn't been lit


 No.57277

>go out and I feel like I could be productive

>Get home and completely crash out and accomplish nothing.

I wish I had an office I could go to and do productive stuff, or at least a good library around where I could sit in.


 No.57278

>>57276

I have electric hobs so I couldn't have suffocated, but they are more than capable of setting fires so I am lucky.


 No.57279

Shot some 12 gauge slugs and a 44 magmum today and then ate a big plate of cooked meats with some polish beer. Its been a nice day.


 No.57280

>tfw no retail gf


 No.57281

How do I fix life lads?

I'm so tired of being an unmotivated piece of shit.


 No.57282

>>57281

Actually, its not even the lack of motivation anymore. I just hate everything about life so much. If I wasn't so terrified of the finality of death I'd have finished myself off by now. I think about it pretty much every day.


 No.57283

>>57282

>finality of death


 No.57284

File: f74e7506f1d609a⋯.mp4 (5.45 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, f74e7506f1d609acee59f0dcc1….mp4)


 No.57285

>>57284

Context lad.


 No.57286

FOOTBALL CRAZY

FOOTBALL MAD

POWER PODS

A HERO IN YOUR HAND


 No.57287

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.57288

>delivery driver takes ages counting out the change in the hope that you'll just tell him to keep it

fuck off you're 35 minutes late, lucky i'm even accepting the delivery at all


 No.57289

>>57288

Why the hell would he expect a tip anyway, this isn't America, he's paid minimum wage, the same as anyone else. I make it a point not to tip anyone simply because we don't live in a society would require it, they did what was expected of them, that's it.

I'll make an exception if someone is absolutely outstanding, or caters to some autistic request I have sometimes, but standard delivery driver, or hell, one that arrives late? No way.


 No.57290

I tip the delivery boy whatever is left from the notes.


 No.57291

>>57288

Good lad, tipping people that have done a shit job is cuck behaviour.

>>57289

>I make it a point not to tip anyone simply because we don't live in a society would require it

Some jobs have shit pay to make up for the fact they get tips, like my mum who's a hairdresser. It's a skilled job that requires hours of one-on-one physical and social interaction with their client, often with repeated visits from individual clients over many years, so a couple of quid every now and again for doing more than the bare minimum of just silently doing your hair seems like a reasonable thing to do.


 No.57292

>>57291

If she's making below minimum wage, then her employer is breaking the law.


 No.57293

Tipping is fucking garbage. Why should people have to compensate staff and not, you know, their fucking employer?

"Oh but those waiters only make minimum wage!"

Fuck off with this cuck mentality, nobody tips minimum wage warehouse workers or retail workers so why are kitchen staff some kind of special case? Enjoy paying their wages so their boss can pocket more shekels though.


 No.57294

>>57291

>>57292

Actually, being a hairdresser she's probably self employed. In that case, she should raise her prices to compensate, or stop running an unsustainable business.


 No.57295

I also tip the bus driver.


 No.57296

>>57293

This is exactly how I feel about it.

>>57294

Reading up further, apparently a lot of hair dressers don't get to set their own prices, I assume this is because they work at a salon but arent technically employed by them and keep anything they make, or something along those lines.

In that case, I mean theyre choosing to work like that, if its that bad they can try and make it on their own as real self employed or work in a different sector. I just don't see why people should have to tip to make up for someone making bad choices.

>>57295

Lad. What the hell? You can't even argue that bus drivers make minimum wage, they're on a tenner an hour.


 No.57297

>>57296

Bus drivers have a hard time with abusive passengers. When I buy my meal for the journey I'll often buy an extra packet of crisps and give it to them as well.


 No.57298

just got changed into PJs and seen that i'm down to my last clean pair

checked my washing basket and it's full to the brim with boxers, socks and PJs, so I just put a washing on


 No.57299

>>57292

>>57294

>>57296

She works at a salon. I don't know exactly what she gets paid these days, but it's probably straddling the line of minimum wage, which is a bit shit considering she's been working there for 16 or so years, and I know she almost never gets a pay rise. Tipping isn't (in theory) to make up for a shit wage, it's a completely non-compulsory gesture of appreciation from happy clients. However, bosses like mum's are mostly kikes, so they tend to fuck their employees over for it, and it's likely the same story at any salon.

>>57293

Who said anything about waiters? No entry-level job deserves tipping unless they recover something you lost, save your life, or the waitress happens to be your oneitis.

>>57295

>>57297

Now that's just unacceptable. All bus drivers are cunts, no exceptions.


 No.57300

>>57299

>Who said anything about waiters?

Restaurant staff are the most-tipped of all jobs, to the extent that some places even add a tip to your bill.


 No.57301

>>57298

I need new socks, I always run out of them first.

>>57299

I bet you don't even say thanks.


 No.57302

>>57300

The tip they put on your bill doesn't go to your waiter, it's a scam.


 No.57303

>>57300

>The service charge is on the bill by default

>Its optional and you have to ask for it to be removed

This makes me so mad.


 No.57304

>>57302

I assume this for any form of tip that isnt me giving them money. If the card machine has the "Do you want to give a gratuity" option, I'll refuse to use it.


 No.57305

>>57300

Yeah, but I don't think anyone here would defend that, I think it's horrendous practice in fact.

>>57301

I always say thank you. I am a good lad, just not a cuck lad.


 No.57306

>>57305

Good lad.


 No.57307

Why are you lads so chatty this late, just got back from the club?


 No.57308

>>57307

I've been here all night, but the only posts I make myself are depressing these days, i've been trying to reply to anything that was posted though.


 No.57309

>>57307

I got up at 3pm, just eating my dinner of reheated omelette now.


 No.57310

>>57308

iktf lad, almost everything I type out is a shitty blogpost so I don't post it.

>>57309

>reheated omelette

Report your mum to child services for that lad.


 No.57311

>>57310

It's my fault because I wasn't ready for dinner at normal time. Unless you mean it's dangerous to eat or something, which I don't think it is because I've eaten reheated omelette several times in the past with no issue.


 No.57312

>>57311

What you got in it? Could go for a ham omelette right now. Are they alright reheated?


 No.57313

>>57312

>What you got in it?

Not entirely sure, but it looks like ham, cheese, peppers, and mushrooms.

>Are they alright reheated?

I think so, probably doesn't taste as good, but to be honest I've eaten omelette more times reheated than I've eaten freshly made.


 No.57314

I'm going to bed, goodnight.


 No.57315

>>57314

Goodnight mate, sleep well.


 No.57316

>>57307

Back from work.

>>57308

Same here lad, keep typing up big 10 minute walls of text then deleting them before posting.


 No.57317

Morning lads. Up bright and early for Shekelstein.


 No.57318

Morning lads, what you up to? I might bbq some burgers.

>>57317

Morning lad.


 No.57319

>>57318

Morning lad. Mummy just woke me up gotta go downstairs as daddy is cooking bacon rolls


 No.57320

I think one of the major problems I have is that when I finally do have a good day, and it doesn't happen often, I tend to use it to play video games.

I don't generally enjoy them anymore due to my mental state, but on my good days I get so much fun out of them and its absolutely fantastic. I've got to make a choice between really actually being happy and enjoying myself for the first time in weeks, possibly months or sitting down and doing a days worth of studying or something, which I know is generally not very useful if it isn't kept up consistently.


 No.57321

File: c833d9c4edd7569⋯.webm (1.96 MB, 854x480, 427:240, a9j4ts7m3.webm)

someone play vidya with me


 No.57322

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.57323

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Have you listened to her yet today?


 No.57324

>>57321

What vidya?


 No.57325

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'M BACK! My Facial Feminization Surgery


 No.57326

Got anything exciting done so far today lads?

I went over my grandmas and helped my aunt with her computer problems. I'll probably make myself something to eat now, likely just a sandwich or something, got some Spanish ham in the fridge.


 No.57327

>tfw attention span is even worse that ever.

I can't even hold my attention for a full 10 minute video anymore lads.


 No.57328

>>57323

Not yet, but I listen to her everyday.


 No.57329

>>57326

Had a bbq with the family and played some games, good day.


 No.57330


 No.57331


 No.57332

>>57326

Worked for 12 hours.


 No.57333

>>57332

greentext it lad


 No.57334

>>57333

>went to work

>picked boxes for 12 hours

>came home


 No.57335

File: ec3c3b72248df73⋯.jpg (41.29 KB, 822x469, 822:469, girlfirend.jpg)


 No.57336

>>57335

I hate the absolute cretins who pay her more than I hate the whore herself.


 No.57337

>>57335

>No graphic language in voice chat

What good is this, besides tricking other players into thinking that you have an online girlfriend, if you don't even get to do the one voice-based activity that differentiates a girlfriend from a female friend or stranger? It's like if you paid a prostitute for a GFE but she didn't allow cuddling.


 No.57338


 No.57339


 No.57340

>>57339

I'll eat my hypothetical hat if that's an original work, and not an old piece of stock music slowed down and put through a tape wow & flutter VST.


 No.57341

I think I need to start keeping track of my life on a spreadsheet again, and going back to having a yearly diary with notes and receipts. I feel less autistic right now but I've definitely deteriorated mentally.


 No.57342

>>57341

Sounds like a good idea, besides the receipts part. Journalling can turn introspection into a really useful tool, I should do it more too.


 No.57343

>>57342

I mean, if I want to move out I should keep propper track of my financials.

(I'm aware that this isn't what I was doing when I was just stapling receipts to a book)


 No.57344

>>57343

could you post your spreadsheet please?


 No.57345

File: 4bfb7dd0a8f2b64⋯.png (64.86 KB, 1556x627, 1556:627, Untitled.png)

>>57344

I'm currently making some changes to it, I'm modifying one I had just over a year ago.

At the moment, the left side has my daily tasks, which I put y or n in and they fill with green or red, then underneath that is my water intake, every cell represents 500ml, since thats the size of glass I have. The goal is 3 litres a day, although there's enough cells for 4, mostly because thats the amount of cells that spelt out Aqua Pura.

On the right side I have my goals, the reading goals I track by percentage of pages, the top bit is so I can put how many pages I read a day.

If I ever get any plans they'll go in the upcoming events section, and the weekly tasks and my work times are below. I'm still tweaking the formating a bit, but I don't mind posting the file tomorrow once I'm done.


 No.57346

>>57345

This is the kind of autism the world needs more of.


 No.57347

File: 882227a8acd0567⋯.png (201.29 KB, 1922x1079, 1922:1079, Autism pic.PNG)

>>57344

>>57346

this is a moving out organizer made a few years ago, I've never got round to using it tbh


 No.57348

>>57347

just noticed a bunch of shit is wrong, looks like I know what I'm doing tonight


 No.57351

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.57352

File: 4df35dc0856b86b⋯.png (206.93 KB, 1922x1079, 1922:1079, Autism pic.PNG)

>>57348

I've updated the formulas because a lot were wrong, I've also changed the layout a little.


 No.57353

>>57340

Why don't you have a hat?


 No.57354

File: 0cb5a4caa2e4f30⋯.jpg (90.93 KB, 600x451, 600:451, 1503295459588.jpg)

Look what antifa did to Baked Alaska.


 No.57355

>>57353

Why would I have a hat? I'm pretty sure only chavs, neckbeards, and americans wear hats.


 No.57356

>>57324

Anything.


 No.57357

>>57355

I wear a cap because my hair is awful


 No.57358

>>57357

>my hair is awful

In what way? Are you ginge?


 No.57359

>>57358

no, it's just an awkward length


 No.57360

Didn't got to work today lads.


 No.57361

>>57359

Get a haircut lad, and don't forget to tip.


 No.57362

>>57361

fuck you, normalfag, i'm never getting a haircut

i enjoy looking disheveled but it blows around in the wind


 No.57363

>>57362

>jokes on you, i'm voluntarily unkempt

Choosing to look feral is retarded. You'd just be a normie posing as a hobbo unless you're genuinely too autistic, incompetent, or impoverished to manage your own physical appearance. So is it actually out of choice, or is it some kind of insecurity about getting your haircut, your face being seen, or something like that? Because then it would be understandable.


 No.57364

Good evening lads, how are we all doing today? I got 4 more strawberry plants from runners my existing plants sent out, might get another 3 if I am lucky.


 No.57365

>>57364

Got the shits, which is why I didn't go to work. Watched asmr videos all day, alright I suppose.


 No.57366

>>57364

Nice. I'm alright, just made myself a sandwich.

>>57365

Get well soon lad.


 No.57367

>>57365

Hope it clears up soon lad, I often hear people talking about asmr. What exactly is it?

>>57366

What is in the sandwich lad?


 No.57368

>>57367

Peanut butter as usual.

Literally speaking, ASMR stands for "automatic sensory meridian response", which is basically a tingly sensation that some people get when hearing certain sounds recorded binaurally. Online there is an ASMR scene, mainly consisting of youtubers doing roleplay scenario videos for lonely people.


 No.57369

>>57366

>>57367

Cheers lads, but I prefer a spicy ring hole over work. ASMR is tingles in the brain, cute girls make videos to induce it, you can pretend they are your gf.


 No.57370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.57371

My pile of wank socks is starting to smell. Going to have to throw them out and get fresh ones this week.


 No.57372

>>57364

Good lad. I hope to take up gardening as a hobby when I move out.


 No.57373

>>57372

It really is a very comfy hobby. It has been really nice watching the plum tree I planted grow, it was shorter than me when I planted it now it is over twice my height in two years. Bugger still has not given me any plums yet though.


 No.57374

>>57373

What else do you grow, lad?


 No.57375

File: e97a0b0167c3cbd⋯.jpg (40.5 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1431715009449.jpg)


 No.57376

>>57374

Gooseberries, blackcurrants, redcurrants, whitecurrants, strawberries, apples, cherries. Some wild blackberries growing in a field so I wrapped them around my garden fence. That is it for perennial stuff. I grew onions, carrots and potatoes this year in my allotment.


 No.57377

>>57376

Nice, do you make jam from any of the fruits?

My grandad used to grow blackcurrants and make jam from them and it tasted great.


 No.57378

>stormzy performing at creamfields in 3 days

who's coming with me then?


 No.57379

>>57378

Not on your nelly lad.


 No.57380

>>57377

Nah, I just eat most of them raw, I do make a fool with the gooseberries though, and I forgot to mention I grow rhubarb as well, which I also make a fool with. I usually go walking down the country lanes and collect elderflower for when I make a gooseberry fool. I do have a jam making kit though so I am going to try it at some point.


 No.57381

>>57380

Good lad, be sure to let us know how you get on if you do decide to try making some jam.


 No.57382

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.57383

>>57382

Night lad.

Morning lads.


 No.57384

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads lads Squarepusher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYS8edMRgBg


 No.57385

>>57363

I haven't gone to a hairdresser in over a decade.


 No.57386

File: dc448ea00aa6269⋯.jpg (38.96 KB, 500x700, 5:7, introspectivehitler.jpg)

>>>/r9k/182176

I just want a gf


 No.57387

I passed my Module 2 today, wasn't expecting that since it has been a few weeks since I've been on a bike.

Now I can sell my piece of shit 125cc. I've been looking forward to this.


 No.57388

Parents have gone on holiday lads, so I can sit around without clothes on and not have to worry.

I have no plans to live any differently other than that, maybe play anything I watch a bit louder, and not pause stuff when they come upstairs.


 No.57389

>>57387

Congratulations lad.

>>57388

I used to love that feeling when I was a kid.


 No.57390

Just went round to Spar for some milk and had to wait in the queue behind some autistic woman and what I assume is her mother. The autist had random tufts of hair but was mostly bald, and she kept trying to touch me and the guy in front of them.

Every time she did her mum would pull her arm and give me a smile as if to say "Aww, the poor dear heehee ;)" which pissed me off to no end.

Keep your fucking subhuman away from me you utter cretin.


 No.57391

>>57390

how cute was she?


 No.57392

>>57391

>random tufts of hair but was mostly bald

Lad.


 No.57393

>>57392

pretty cute?


 No.57394

>>57391

Not very, she looked like one of the concentration camp jews from Schindler's List


 No.57395

>>57393

I don't know, I'm not the anon who saw her, but the fact she's only got tufts of hair doesn't make me think "cute".


 No.57396

>>57395

sort of cute?


 No.57397

>>57396

not cute


 No.57398

File: 08a82f362b77a95⋯.jpg (133.54 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 655117bf.jpg)

>>57389

Thanks lad.

This is the next bike I want.


 No.57399

>>57398

obnoxious loud bike cunt fuck off


 No.57400

>>57399

SVs aren't that loud.


 No.57401

Just had a cinnamon swirl from Asda, very tasty.


 No.57402

who /succumbingtohedonism/ here


 No.57403

>>57402

On the contrary, I've recently started eating less, working out, and stopped drinking beer.


 No.57404

>>57402

Sorry lad, cannot say I am. It is the opposite for me, on day 4 of nofap and feeling good.


 No.57405

File: 86df9205a1b2674⋯.jpg (226.78 KB, 1080x926, 540:463, 1503431832719.jpg)


 No.57406

>>57403

based chinks


 No.57407

Something else that's going to change while mummy and daddy are away, the dog is allowed in my room.


 No.57408

>>57405

>REEEE STOP TELLING THE TRUTH

gas those MPs tbh


 No.57409

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 No.57410


 No.57411

>>57409

Feel free to stop posting this talentless munter any time lad.


 No.57412

>>57410

Don't go there lad. She is literally perfect and so is all of her music.


 No.57413

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

When will the grimesposters unite and expel the extreme minority of lads who don't appreciate quality music?


 No.57414

>>57412

She's a barely passable 4/10 and her "music" is on par with all the other drivel currently in the charts.


 No.57415

>>57413

I really pity you lad, to be both deaf and blind is a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I hope they find a cure for your disability one day.


 No.57416

File: 1f0b6e6d0136474⋯.jpg (269.8 KB, 1420x863, 1420:863, grimes-kill-v.-maim.jpg)

File: 0265524c82313f1⋯.jpg (42.07 KB, 700x394, 350:197, rs-10673-grimes-624-136682….jpg)

File: c7008263010ecb6⋯.jpg (21.36 KB, 287x289, 287:289, 1413486304850.jpg)

>>57414

>barely passable 4/10


 No.57417

>>57416

Yes, thanks for the 3 pics of her reinforcing what I said.


 No.57418

>>57417

Where do you live. Let's meet for a fight.


 No.57419

>>57418

G L A S G O W

L

A

S

G

O

W


 No.57420

File: 7619ffe81349929⋯.gif (171.22 KB, 375x375, 1:1, 1380765472261.gif)

>>57418

>>57417

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


 No.57421

File: da45bde5bb112dd⋯.png (54.95 KB, 485x409, 485:409, 1350874240184.png)

>tfw giving advice to someone but it actually applies to yourself too

It's strange how solutions to my own problems become much clearer when I see my own traits in others.


 No.57422

Goodnight guys.


 No.57423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I miss this


 No.57424

This heat is very uncomfortable.


 No.57425

File: 9b8aeb399303b6a⋯.jpg (38.28 KB, 994x498, 497:249, rweg.jpg)

>tfw the same person keeps asking if they can drive your car around every time you stop in a car-park

The most irritating kind of person.


 No.57426

>>57425

Is that a common occurrence where you live?


 No.57427

>>57425

doesn't he just want to learn to drive? stop being such a mardy arse


 No.57428

>>57426

I'm not sure.

>>57427

Yes, which is precisely why I don't trust him to drive my car around a busy car park.

I let him once and he adjusted my seat without even asking. Do you know how long it takes to get your seat back to the proper position after someone has fucked about with it?


 No.57429

These British apples from Lidl are the best I've ever tasted.


 No.57430

>>57428

very selfish tbh


 No.57431

>>57430

Refusing to get out your car, switch seats and hold everyone up just so someone can have a go at stalling your car multiple times and awkwardly driving it is not selfish.


 No.57432

File: aa29f066a12967e⋯.jpg (116.25 KB, 900x600, 3:2, 20141119_SPENCER_025.jpg)

https://www.twitch.tv/communities/LGBT

>An inclusive area for the LGBT+ community on Twitch.


 No.57433

>>57429

I like pink lady apples the most, they're relatively expensive though.


 No.57434

>>57431

>holding everyone up

is this a parking lot or the m1?


 No.57435

>>57434

I mean everyone else who is in the car.


 No.57436

>>57434

>parking lot

Inexcusable.


 No.57437

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

superb


 No.57438

>>57437

weeb shit


 No.57439

What have you lads been up to today then.


 No.57440

>>57437

Horrific vocal, chorus is unlistenable. There's breathy singing, and then there's just being silly.

>>57439

I not long got up, about to eat breakfast.


 No.57441

>>57440

You never like any song I post. What the HECK is your problem?


 No.57442

I'm going to start eating more fruit. I got 1kg of BRITISH plums from Asda the other day, and some BRITISH apples (mentioned earlier), grapefruit, oranges and peaches from Lidl today.


 No.57443

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you lads like this song?


 No.57444

>>57441

I have a different taste in music to you, as you do to me. You give your opinion with something along the lines of "superb", "fantastic", "the best", or "utterly tremendous", and then I give my opinion, usually specifying exactly what it is that irks me about it. I don't think there's a problem here.

>>57443

No, it's very amateur in fact, from the song writing to the production.


 No.57445

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Internet trolls BTFO


 No.57446

I wish I was a more avid reader.


 No.57447

>>57445

I find it funny how everyone complains about "trolls" when they're not the people online they should be worried about. The idiots that epople celebrate getting whats coming to them are just chavs and other normies stupid enough to write comments with their names attached. The people who could actually cause them problems online wouldn't be seen writing some stupid message to them on twitter.


 No.57448

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57444

Sorry to hear that you don't enjoy poppy lad.

Have something edgy instead.


 No.57449

>>57448

Reminds me of the myspace days.


 No.57450

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I miss him, lads.


 No.57451

File: 1d0528210e958c4⋯.png (135.03 KB, 800x850, 16:17, 1488983251418.png)

just got killed 3 times in a row by some polish cunts in hurtworld


 No.57452

>>57451

Pierdole kurwa ))) On a more serious note, what is hurtworld?


 No.57453

>>57452

http://store.steampowered.com/app/393420/

It's (yet another) post-apoc survival/basebuilding/PVP game.

I prefer it to other games because all the servers have monthly wipes so it doesn't get stale as fuck with newcomers instantly getting wiped out by power armoured ruskie deathsquads and the map isn't permanently shit up with newbie bases that were built by folk who stopped playing after 2 hours (like in Rust for example).


 No.57454

File: 1484b248ceeeab4⋯.png (52.72 KB, 205x246, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png)

>mum walked in on me wanking

>had 4 hairbands on my willy at the time


 No.57455

>>57454

I hope you gave her a stern talking-to for invading your privacy.


 No.57456

File: fbf4da183b2cfdc⋯.jpg (11.29 KB, 320x278, 160:139, what the fuck am i reading.jpg)

>>57454

>hairbands on my willy


 No.57457

File: 497df7ee818e97c⋯.jpg (29.35 KB, 238x241, 238:241, 1473278443772.jpg)

>had 4 hairbands on my willy at the time


 No.57458

>>57454

Kind of serves you right lad, you should never wank in a compromising fashion when other people are around the house, and you should always keep one ear listening out for people outside your room. You cannot trust others to not walk in on you unless you have a door lock, and even then they could always be listening.


 No.57459

>>57458

Might not have an option lad, I know I only have on average one night a month when neither my mum and dad arent in the house when I am.


 No.57460

>>57456

>>57457

haven't any of you used a cock ring before?

>>57458

this >>57459 it was about an hour after she'd gone to sleep and usually once she's out she's out


 No.57461

>>57460

>cock ring

No.

How did she react?


 No.57462

>>57461

Makes it way better tbh

She was shocked it didn't help that the guy in the porn was hung like a horse


 No.57463

>>57462

Is she attractive?


 No.57464

>>57463

Lad she's 60


 No.57465

>>57459

>>57460

I'm not saying you can't wank when they're around, just don't do it in a way that you can't hide in a split second, like putting four hairbands on your dick while not listening out for people coming.


 No.57466

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Brilliant.


 No.57467

>>57466

Cacophonic crap, like almost everything else in the IDM genre.


 No.57468

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no Spanish civil war to volunteer in.


 No.57469

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.57471

>>57469

Well shit, I guess he can make decent music after all. Pure frantic jazz-funk, awesome.


 No.57473

File: 0393a6142f6b658⋯.jpg (104.47 KB, 1675x1256, 1675:1256, putin[1].jpg)

In an interview with French publication Le Figaro Russian President Vladimir Putin revealed that a US president is more often than not just a figurehead of government. A certain person may be elected by the public on the basis of his merit and ideals – but rarely is this person able to formulate policy. Putin explained that the ‘Bureaucracy’ in the US, which is more commonly known as the Deep State, is very powerful and as such does not allow any real change in policy direction.

>I have already spoken to three US Presidents. They come and go, but politics stay the same at all times.

>Do you know why? Because of the powerful bureaucracy. When a person is elected, they may have some ideas. Then people with briefcases arrive, well dressed, wearing dark suits, just like mine, except for the red tie, since they wear black or dark blue ones. These people start explaining how things are done. And instantly, everything changes. This is what happens with every administration.


 No.57474

>>57459

>I only have on average one night a month when neither my mum and dad arent in the house when I am

In retrospect, this was a major silver lining to my parents splitting up when I was 18.


 No.57475

>>57460

I thought cock rings were just for guys doing orgy porn and need to keep it up when it's not their turn


 No.57476

>>57473

It still baffles me that this is seen as a radical idea.


 No.57477

>>57473

He's not wrong. Every time someone gets elected, all the campaign promises immediately go out the window, and it's replaced with so much backpedaling that they end up being no different to the previous government. Pure cohencidence I'm sure.


 No.57478

>>57405

Based race of uber-autists about to take over the world.

Are Indians that bad? Seems to me they're a lot less awful than the other two demographics there


 No.57479

>>57478

Not in a violent sense at least, but they're definitely a sneaky bunch, I'd imagine they'd try and scam you more than anything, and the Chinese are probably used to that.

Indians are fucking terrible in general though, have you seen india? Clinging to the side of trains, shitting in the streets, bathing in the river the float corpses down.

I'm sure the higher caste indians are better than the peasant ones, and the casts are definitely completely different ancestry, but they're still bad.


 No.57484

All I've eaten today is porridge, a peanut butter sandwich, and an apple, but I just watched so many videos about sweets and chocolate that I feel a bit sick, and like I have to brush my teeth.


 No.57485

File: 68b049a03395749⋯.jpg (22.25 KB, 344x379, 344:379, 5481439879.JPG)

>>57462

you deserve to get walked in on, faggot

sort yourself out


 No.57486

File: c84240c7dc3c198⋯.png (366.84 KB, 673x757, 673:757, c22397504cb4982bb0d82d9676….png)


 No.57487

>>57486

I honestly don't care any more. The decline is too rapid to be reversed by anything short of a full-scale war between first world countries at this point.

gg no re


 No.57488

>>57487

>a full-scale war between first world countries

It'll happen eventually, it's just a matter of when.


 No.57490

There seems to be some confusion about britpol in here. The majority of them are now posting on /brit/, a board for general threads dedicated to the discussion of British politics. The small splinter group of serial shitposters who are responsible for cross-board raids splintered off months back and are now on /britpolitics/.

Learn the difference, it could save your life.


 No.57491

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 No.57492

>>57490

And let me guess, it's the ones that ARENT serial shitposters that created a board specifically for shitposting?


 No.57493

>>57492

The board that got posted on ours has nothing to do with /brit/. From what I understand, /britpolitics/, is splintering again.


 No.57494

Last night I managed to dent and massively scratch up the side of my car against a bollard

Why am I such a fuck up lads?


 No.57495

>>57488

>hmm, maybe if there's a war I wont have to get a job or anything


 No.57496

>>57493

What is it about brit/pol/ that causes these constant unending splits and movements? Britfeel split once from 4chan to 8chan and has been stable for close to 3 years


 No.57498

>>57496

It's because anyone who decides to become a mod/board owner isnt the sort of person who should be I assume.

We got quite lucky in having a board owner who really believes in the core principles of britfeel.


 No.57500

>>57496

They moved from 4chan during GG, and from 8chan when the mods kept deleting their threads for perceived anti-white sentiment (Dresden memes and being anti-Polish mass immigration). Then came /britpol/ which was abandoned because the BO went missing, and now we have /brit/, which since the great extirpation of shitposters has been a good board, albeit a bit slower.


 No.57501

>>57490

Oversimplification tbh

/politics/ started 2016 actually

>>57493

It's just the BumBumKing

He is a good lad when he doesn't do this sort of thing tbh

>>57496

Excessive moderation

That's it really

>>57500

>/brit/

>a good board

>since Feb 2017

"No"


 No.57502

>>57501

>>/brit/

>

>>a good board

>

>>since Feb 2017

>

>"No"

Implying ANY of the boards are good. Everything's a shitshow as far as britpol is concerned, you need to burn it all to the ground.


 No.57503

I invite you lads to compare /brit/ with any of the attempts at splinter boards and see for yourself the character of this eternal delinquent who has taken it upon himself to advertise one of said cesspits on here.


 No.57504

>Finally have some time off

>Get really anxious thinking about what to do with my time off

>End up doing nothing

Well at least today I've got an excuse, I've got a package here because the neighbors were out, so I can't go out for long until that's picked up.


 No.57505


 No.57506

Do any of you lads know what the nerve center is? Seems like some sort of amalgamation of posts, I can see we're on there towards the end though.


 No.57507

>>57506

Most active threads?


 No.57508

It takes FAR TOO LONG for bitcoins to transfer to dreammarket.

I miss alphabay.


 No.57509

>>57491

I watched this today and can't remember if it was me who posted this.


 No.57510

>>57413

I do love are Claire.


 No.57511

>>57509

It was me. He is a smart lad, probably the smartest lad in the Alt. Right.


 No.57512

How are you lads doing today? I might watch an anime film.

>>57511

How big is his Pepe folder?


 No.57513

>>57511

Maybe, I don't agree with him on everything but I like him more than just about everyone else with a youtube channel.


 No.57514

>>57512

He's not really a meme guy, he's more old Alt. Right


 No.57515

>>56951

>Scotts are purer than English

holy fuck, anglos on fucking suicide watch


 No.57516

>>57508

Are you sure you are setting the right fee?

mine moves pretty quick.


 No.57517

>>57516

Probably not.

Not like it matters now anyway, I've already missed the deadline for next day delivery.


 No.57518

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lad


 No.57519


 No.57520

>>57518

It's really like I'm playing Bio Hazard Battle.


 No.57521

>>57506

https://8ch.net/faq.html#what-is-the-8chan-nerve-center

>The Nerve Center is 8chan's overboard. It shows threads from all 8chan boards in catalog view. The Nerve Center can display up to eight boards of your choosing by adding the board names to the URL. For example, nerv.8ch.net/board1/board2/board3/boardetc. You cannot create threads or moderate boards from the Nerve Center.

What it really needs is a blacklist feature, where you can choose what boards you don't want to see, because right now it's basically the "leftypol and porn" catalog.


 No.57522

File: 022c81af5e6d247⋯.png (967.11 KB, 1475x885, 5:3, Cant_stuch_the_cuck.png)

He can't keep getting away with this!

lads, I really don't approve of the moob posting, it makes me not want to come here, having to look at those rank faggot udders every-time I visit britfeel


 No.57523

>>57522

Shift-clicking a thread on the catalog will hide it, and on the index there is a [ - ] you can use to hide a thread. BO should just delete it though, tripfags NOT welcome.


 No.57524

EIGHT

HOURS

Eight hours and Dreammarket still doesn't have my bitcoin.


 No.57525

>>57524

I think you may have put too small of a fee on it

https://pool.viabtc.com/tools/txaccelerator/

try this at few seconds past the hour as they only have limited space and you should get your coins within an hour or 2


 No.57526

>>57524

>>57524

Are you buying drugs?


 No.57527

>>57525

I'll just wait it out tonight.

>>57526

Perhaps.


 No.57528

>>57526

Pretty much the only reason anyone actually uses cryptocurrencies, among other illicit activities.


 No.57529

>>57527

How do you do it? Asking for a friend


 No.57530

>>57529

1. Download TOR, a bitcoin wallet and GPG encryption software

1. Buy bitcoin from Localbitcoin.com

2. Transfer bitcoin to a bitcoin wallet of your choice

3. Transfer bitcoin to dream market

4. buy drugs off dream market

5. Encrypt your address using the vendors encryption key and paste it in the notes after you buy it


 No.57531

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

beautiful


 No.57532

File: 1448c5daef512c5⋯.png (587.46 KB, 692x530, 346:265, 1448c5daef512c58f7566fa1f1….png)


 No.57533

>>57527

why would you rather wait and be potentiality annoyed in the morning when you still can't place an order?


 No.57534

>>57533

I have enough to last me a while so there's no hurry.


 No.57535

Having a few drinks tonight lads, had the day off, got tomorrow off too. Hoping to get a little merry before I go to bed.


 No.57536

>>57535

What you drinking lad? Got Monday off too?


 No.57537

>>57536

Yes lad. 5 day weekend. I did specifically book the thursday and friday though.

I've got some Elvis Juice, and some Punk IPA. Both from brewdog.


 No.57538

>>57537

not a fan of these new extra-hoppy meme beers tbh


 No.57539

File: c63a638310f3d52⋯.png (97.94 KB, 240x228, 20:19, 1429986052576.png)


 No.57540


 No.57541

>>57525

The link doesn't work.

This is stupid. I should have got my drugs today but now I'll be lucky if I see them before Monday.


 No.57542

>>57538

I can see why people wouldnt like them, but I like hoppy, so can't really complain.


 No.57543

File: 5fce7d8429ae2cd⋯.jpg (13.55 KB, 360x240, 3:2, rich_pistachio.jpg)

He's gone.


 No.57544

>>57543

Did he finally leave humanity behind?


 No.57545

File: a189530bb5dc80f⋯.jpg (36.92 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1503132360878.jpg)


 No.57546

>>57545

>tfw I fucked up my tribute F


 No.57547

File: 60d596b0576459c⋯.jpg (13.78 KB, 288x121, 288:121, sargonite.jpg)

EXTREMISTS BTFO


 No.57548

Bitcoins STILL haven't transferred.

What a pisstake this is.


 No.57549

File: 264113c019b8af7⋯.jpg (22.32 KB, 490x313, 490:313, 81b548a8aeb77e41d7e40475c6….jpg)

>>57548

It is a sign to halt your deviant ways lad.


 No.57550

>>57547

Blaming those who are demonstrably responsible is the same as scapegoating the h-whites

We're the jews now lads…


 No.57551

Friday, wahey, bank holiday weekend, WAHEY.

<NEETs please pretend to be excited

What are you lads up to then?


 No.57552

>>57551

I've done something pretty much every night for the past 2 weeks so I want to lie in bed watching shitty animated sitcoms whilst eating Doritos and drinking cheap gin.


 No.57553

>>57541

>I have enough to last me a while so there's no hurry.

it's worked for me multiple times


 No.57554

>>57551

Nothing, I usually work weekends but I have this one off.

My friend and I are planning to climb Mt. Snowdon next weekend so that should be fun if it pans out.


 No.57555

>>57552

watch venture bros it'll improve the experience ten fold


 No.57556

File: f44c6a21de67081⋯.jpg (57.51 KB, 669x410, 669:410, comfy-rich.jpg)

i cant…believe hes gone…my bros…just doesnt feel real… *coughs up blood*


 No.57557

I woke up maybe an hour or so ago, but I'm still in bed. I didn't have dinner yesterday, and I only had some salad thing the day before, but I'm still not particularly hungry. My room is chaotic and cluttered, everything is everywhere. It's been about 12 days since I last showered or changed out of these clothes. I've spent almost every single one of those days just hooked onto my computer without seeing daylight, and I've got dark black rings around my eyes from it.

I feel like the part of my brain that would previously feel depressed, disgusted, regretful, or ashamed under these circumstances has been switched off or removed, because I still feel pretty positive and content internally, even though I can clearly see that things aren't right. It's like I'm at peace with myself, without actually wanting to be. I don't take drugs or anything, so I don't understand it.


 No.57558

>>57555

I can't watch more than 2 shows at once. I have to finish bojack horseman first.


 No.57559

>>57557

Why the fuck can't you just wash yourself? That's gross.


 No.57560

>>57559

to intelligent


 No.57561

>>57559

come on fella motivation is hard to come by


 No.57562

>>57557

Do you brush your teeth?


 No.57563

>>57559

It's just never been part of my routine, and it involves me going out of my way to try and find clothes, gather my shower stuff, set everything in the bathroom up, shower, do all the post-shower stuff, and then put everything back. Normally all I have to do to in a day is just get out of bed, brush my teeth, and make meals when I feel too hungry to do anything else, and the rest of the day I can waste away on the computer. Lately it's even been difficult to get myself to go downstairs to get more water, I'll just sit there putting it off for an hour or more until I feel like I absolutely have to drink something.

>>57562

Yes, twice a day, it's just part of my routine when I first and last use the toilet. I also splash and rub my face with cold water at these times, so my face isn't greasy like it used to get. I don't get spots or anything.


 No.57564

>>57563

>it involves me going out of my way to try and find clothes, gather my shower stuff, set everything in the bathroom up, shower, do all the post-shower stuff, and then put everything back.

You mean a normal 10 minute shower routine?


 No.57565

>>57563

>and it involves me going out of my way to try and find clothes, gather my shower stuff, set everything in the bathroom up, shower, do all the post-shower stuff, and then put everything back.

woah i bet that takes ages la' ; 4 )


 No.57566

Think the longest I've been without a shower is four days.


 No.57567

>>57566

I think I've gone around 2 months, that was a pretty dark time.


 No.57568

>>57566

About two weeks for me.


 No.57569

>>57564

>>57565

It takes 30 to 40 minutes, sometimes more, and I think my personal best is 20 minutes. That said, the issue isn't so much the length of time (although that is part of it), it's more that it's not an automatic process like brushing my teeth, it takes a concious effort. It's like whenever you do something out of the ordinary, it's a bigger deal because you have to really think about what you're doing rather than just running on autopilot. Combine that with me being in a state where I even procrastinate on going downstairs to eat or refill a cup of water, as well as a lifetime of avoiding showers, the fact I haven't showered for 12 days should come as no surprise.

This isn't a justification by the way, just my best explanation from my introspection on why it is I see showers as such a big disruption to my life, while everyone else treats it like an un-noteworthy extension of their morning shit.

>>57566

My record is 6 weeks, and for many years showering once every 3 to 4 weeks was standard.


 No.57570

You smelly bastards.


 No.57571

>>57570

fuck off norman


 No.57572

>>57570

I think I smelt worse a week ago. A couple of days ago it was really hot and I was sweating, so I wiped myself dry with some tissues, which seemed to remove the lingering odour I'd had for the past week.


 No.57573

>>57571

Sorry lad, I promise not to shower until Tuesday.

>>57572

>so I wiped myself dry with some tissues

It's all coming out now, how many baby wipes have you used? Been swimming lately? Stood naked in the rain?


 No.57574

>>57573

No to all of those things. I haven't been outside since whenever it was I went for a walk with my dad, and I haven't been swimming since I was 12. I guessed I've used wipes on my arse a couple of times when loo roll wasn't enough, if that counts.


 No.57575

Alright lads, haven't posted much in the last few weeks. Two weeks valium free now, over the worst of the withdrawals.

>>57556

;-;


 No.57576

>>57575

Alright lad, fancy some valium?


 No.57577

>>57576

nah mate I'm safe thanks


 No.57578

>>57577

Good lad.


 No.57579

>>57576

I'll take some


 No.57580

>>57575

Oh wow.

Tomorrow will be my 2 weeks without valium too.


 No.57581

>>57572

That's gross.


 No.57582

>still haven't won the lottery

It's not fair


 No.57583

File: b72d26fb0b774fb⋯.png (31.32 KB, 158x159, 158:159, j6gzxat5.png)

>>57580

Are you the retail lad who took it a lot or are you someone else? Either way, good job. Weird that we both freed ourselves of the pharmaceutical Jew around the same time.

>>57578

cheers pal


 No.57584

Gonna write a list lads.

>>57582

Soon mate, I bet a bunch of really boring cunts win it.


 No.57585

>>57584

that felt like an insult


 No.57586

>>57585

It wasn't.


 No.57587

>>57584

What kind of list?


 No.57588

>>57586

ok, it felt like you were saying boring cunts win it so I should eventually win as a boring cunt myself.


 No.57589

>>57587

To do list, lad. I find it extremely satisfying crossing things off.

>>57588

Are you a boring cunt? What would you buy with your millions?


 No.57590

>>57589

Nice to see a fellow listlad on here, I have a whiteboard in my room that I write things on in the morning, makes me about 5 times more likely to actually do them.


 No.57591

>>57589

I used to write todo lists in my organiser, but eventually I began just writing the things I had done that day and then crossing them off to look like I'd planned it, rather than actually planning in advance. The last week and a half is completely blank.


 No.57592

File: b668f67efa9eb1a⋯.jpg (93.96 KB, 700x700, 1:1, streaming tears wojak.jpg)


 No.57593

>>57590

I've only done it once recently and everything was done pretty quickly, I have 15 things on this one, might add get gf.


 No.57594

>>57583

Yeah, I work in retail so that's probably me.


 No.57595


 No.57596


 No.57597

>>57594

Do you miss it at all? I kind of miss it but at the same time I feel pretty determined to not take it again.


 No.57598

File: 554217c71e81223⋯.mp4 (1.51 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 554217c71e8122301f646dee72….mp4)

Thailand former Prime Minister don run

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41046765

>Former Thailand Prime Minister, Yingluck Shinawatra, don run comot from di country as dem wan try her over rice subsidy corruption

Why people no dey go UK again

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41034581

>E be like say Brexit na one of di reasons why people no dey go UK again

Tori from around di world

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41001629

>Update about tori and things wey dey happen outside we continent


 No.57599

>>57597

Not really because I know I'll just have to go through getting off it again.

On the bright side I don't have to deal with all the negative symptoms that benzos bring like the memory loss, confusion, fatigue.


 No.57600

>>57599

My memory is completely fucked atm. I recently forgot I had a dog. He's been staying at my dad's for a bit and I never asked for him back because I straight up forgot he existed. Really makes me think.


 No.57601

>tfw feel incredibly isolated from everyone around me

>can even be having a conversation with another human being and still feel incredibly alone

>don't even bother trying to make proper friends anymore because I don't connect with anyone

anyone else know this feel?


 No.57602

>>57601

I know that feel lad. I sometimes think just how different most people's lives are to my own, where the only interaction with other humans is with my family about once a week, and writing a couple of anonymous messages to other anonymous people per day. There's a whole aspect of life that other people are engaged with, like having lovers, friends, acquaintances, colleagues, even interactions with complete strangers, and I can't relate to any of it. 99% of my life is spent alone in this room, just catching glimpses of what life is supposed to be like through the internet.


 No.57603

>>57602

I feel like I'd maybe have a decent friendship if I knew a "robot" type person in real life, but all relations I have with normal people feel like a complete waste. Us and them are just so far apart that to have them enjoy your company everything has to be faked, and it's just not really worth it.


 No.57604


 No.57605

>>57600

Were you drinking a lot when you first started to quit?

I drank and chainsmoked nonstop. I've cut down a lot on that now that I've started to feel better though.


 No.57606

File: 0a2230b78f501da⋯.webm (1.91 MB, 1280x496, 80:31, sweden yes.webm)


 No.57607

I've been wanting to buy a rug for a few years. Goodnight lads.


 No.57608

>>57607

Goodnight mate, sleep well.


 No.57609

>>57604

Fucking hell, so the "limited state" shite has already started.


 No.57610

>>57606

wait

what the fuck does that even have to do with fruit juice?

I thought it was just your average Swedish government infomercial or something until the end part.


 No.57611

File: 9c942850e05b45a⋯.jpg (12.8 KB, 249x356, 249:356, le ethnic suicide face.jpg)

Morning lads.

Will you be watching the fight tonight?


 No.57612

>>57611

Morning lad, Im not usualy awake this early but I somehow woke up. Probably the headache that's bothering me.

I do not plan on watching the fight, I have no interest in that sort of thing.

How you doing today lad?


 No.57613

>>57611

Morning. No I will not, no interest whatsoever in boxing.


 No.57614

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FUCKING MORNING


 No.57615

>>57611

Maybe, the main reason I'm not that bothered about watching it is because I actually like boxing

I think the only reason to watch it would be for the upset


 No.57616

Good morning lads.

>>57611

Good morning lad, I will be watching in the hope that only the build up was a huge gimmick and I get to see a man die in the first three rounds.


 No.57617

quake champions is fun


 No.57618

>>57616

Also my prediction is either a McGregor TKO or Mayweather by very close decision, a rematch will be announced within the month for boxing day/new years eve, it will be fought on a moving train or the ISS. Is there anything more fixed than boxing?

<4AM

wew


 No.57619

>>57618

>Is there anything more fixed than boxing?

Does professional wrestling count?


 No.57620

>>57619

No, it has a script.


 No.57621

>>57620

You don't get much more fixed than that.


 No.57622

File: 0235c7724099f25⋯.png (1.01 MB, 801x936, 89:104, 1503715139931.png)

AdNauseam - https://adnauseam.io/

Causes Google to defraud their customers that paid for advertising, causing Google to pay out refunds and harming how their business model is perceived by companies.

TrackMeNot - https://cs.nyu.edu/trackmenot/

Periodically searches for something random on a search engine in order to disrupt profile builders.

Google forced to pay untold millions in refunds to their defrauded customers, thanks to things like AdNauseam.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/google-issuing-refunds-to-advertisers-over-fake-traffic-plans-new-safeguard-1503675395

>Google Issuing Refunds to Advertisers Over Fake Traffic, Plans New Safeguard

>Some advertisers question level of refunds, want more details about fraudulent traffic

>In the past few weeks, Google has informed hundreds of marketers and ad agency partners about the issue with invalid traffic, known in the industry as “ad fraud.” The ads were bought using the company’s DoubleClick Bid Manager over the course of a few months this year, primarily in the second quarter.

Book on privacy and obfuscation by the people behind both AdNauseam and TrackMeNot.

>https://www.docdroid.net/Rbujq6c/obfuscation-a-users-guide-for-privacy-and-protest.pdf

Kill Jewgle


 No.57623

File: 6f52c117a3efffa⋯.jpg (54.07 KB, 839x605, 839:605, 1431536805794.jpg)


 No.57624

File: 548158972ca86cf⋯.png (20.17 KB, 585x208, 45:16, notch girl.png)

>>57623

Seems ballsy, but I guess it's easier to state these kinds of things publicly when you're a lonely billionaire with nothing to lose.


 No.57625

Just cut up some cardboard boxes that were in my room to clear some space, gave me flashbacks to when I was doing that at work all day. It was only two large-ish medium sized ones and two smaller ones, but I feel knackered already.


 No.57626

I am extremely tired, goodnight guys.


 No.57627

I just made homemade tomato and mushroom soup. It was an incredibly lazy recipe, just tinned tomatoes and tinned mushrooms, blended together with salt, pepper, garlic, onion powder and chilli powder. But it came out lovely.


 No.57628

>>57626

Night laddo.


 No.57629

Off to my dad's for the night, have a good night lads.


 No.57630

I'm so bored lads.


 No.57631

I'm still bored lads.


 No.57632

File: 125764824463af6⋯.jpg (666.34 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, woodman.jpg)

Go to the woods and make something like I did , btw I'm a cunt


 No.57633

File: 8327107701e1ff0⋯.jpg (9.74 MB, 5184x3456, 3:2, No_one_cared_who_I_was.JPG)

>size limits

smdh


 No.57634

File: 64d56157a8a27d7⋯.jpg (7.88 MB, 5184x3456, 3:2, until_I_put_on_the_mask.JPG)


 No.57635

>>57632

>>57633

>>57634

what's his name


 No.57636

File: da8f9090f6403c2⋯.png (9.81 KB, 473x500, 473:500, 1433084898785.png)

>>57632

>btw I'm a cunt


 No.57637

>>57635

Jacob Rees-Logg

>tfw no dryad gf


 No.57638

File: 99ecb5df9d66923⋯.jpg (114.86 KB, 1456x706, 728:353, Mogg.jpg)


 No.57639

File: ab8258137bdec68⋯.jpg (356.21 KB, 1251x826, 1251:826, bf1.jpg)

Hey guys, haven't posted in a while, glad to see Britfeel still exists, it's been nearly three years.

Sorry for never finishing the game lads. Hope life has somehow improved for you all over the past three years. Scotland is still shit. How are you all doing?

Actually googled 'britfeel' and saw my """original""" art being used in some normo facebook group. Disgraceful.


 No.57640

File: c6f7b7a567aa262⋯.jpg (8.09 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, IMG_0418.JPG)

>>57639

Link group & come back tbh lad


 No.57641

>>57639

It is going pretty good for me lad, been going to the gym for 6 months or so, put on some good muscle, gardening is all going well.

>I have been here for 3 years

Where did the time go? Also does this mean you are back now or are you just dropping in?


 No.57642

>>57640

No, I will only ever promote the one true britfeel. You can easily google it though.

>>57641

Hey that's good to hear. Well done. I don't know really. I like to come back and lurk but I don't really know whats happened in the past few months so I'm out of the culture completely.

When September comes around, it reminds me of when britfeel began and it makes me want to come take a look and hope all the good guys are still here and doing okay.


 No.57643

>>57639

Welcome back lad.

>Hope life has somehow improved for you all over the past three years.

H-haha. A lot of things have happened but ultimately I'm back where I started.


 No.57644

>>57643

I was thinking about it today, my thoughts and feelings seem the same as three years ago, but I know things have changed and improved. Maybe its the same for you?


 No.57645

>>57644

I think I'm in the opposite scenario. My thoughts and feelings have changed for the better, but I'm a NEET sitting in my bedroom, at my computer, in my pyjamas, after waking up at 8pm and not washing or leaving the house for 13 days, which is pretty much what I was doing between 2008 - 2014.


 No.57646

File: fe22f6aaec8b58f⋯.png (547.38 KB, 728x483, 104:69, wut.png)

We don't deserve to continue as a race.


 No.57647

Who else /awake/ ?


 No.57648

>>57647

Me, gonna make lunch I think.


 No.57649

>>57648

Whats your schedule like at the moment lad?

I got up at 8AM today, it's probably about time I went to bed, but I've got nothing accomplished today, so I don't feel like I should.


 No.57650

>>57649

>schedule

I get up when I'm too irritable to stay in bed, I eat and drink when I'm too hungry and/or thirsty to go without, and I go to bed when I'm too exhausted to remain at my computer. So my "schedule" is basically: procrastinate -> feel impulse -> ignore impulse -> can no longer ignore impulse -> satisfy the impulse -> repeat until disruption appears.


 No.57651

>>57639

>Scotland is still shit.

That hurts, lad. At least we're still >90% white.


 No.57652

>>57646

White women don't deserve to continue.


 No.57653

>>57651

62% remain voters.


 No.57654

drunk drove through mcdonalds drive-thru again


 No.57655

>>57654

you need to knock that shit off


 No.57656

>>57655

i know, the problem is that when i'm drunk i'm honestly "out of my mind" and can't do anything to stop myself

the only solution is to stop drinking entirely

fuck that


 No.57657

>>57656

That just feels like an excuse


 No.57658

>>57657

not an excuse, an explanation


 No.57659

>>57658

Nah he was right, it is an excuse. If you're so "out of your mind" that you're going out and putting people's lives at risk, you need to do whatever it takes to stop that happening. If you're too much of a retard to handle a drink without losing it then you shouldn't be drinking.


 No.57660

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


 No.57661

it's half past five you nutter


 No.57662

got a bag of starmix


 No.57663

>>57661

It's far closer to normal time than 10am - 1pm like I've been doing recently, it's the most normal time I've gone to bed in ages. I woke up about half 8 last night after going to bed here >>57626 .


 No.57664

>>57659

haha nah


 No.57665

>>57664

You're going to end up in prison, and you'll deserve it.


 No.57666

>>57663

How do you ever expect to get a job or actually do anything with your life when you are sleeping like this?


 No.57667

>>57664

Don't pretend you're me.


 No.57668

>>57667

I think "haha nah" was an appropriate answer for you.


 No.57669

File: f46c0e001553041⋯.png (807.56 KB, 895x678, 895:678, 1503816844337.png)

>Civic nationalism doesn't wo-


 No.57670

ate too many starmix


 No.57671


 No.57672


 No.57673

Have you had a good day?


 No.57674

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH ELISABETH'S PHILOSOPHY


 No.57675

>>57651

Yeah I forgot about that. It's striking when you travel down south and see the liquorice allsorts selection of diversity

trying to look for a good GPU lads, what the fuck happened to the prices?


 No.57676

>>57675

bitcoins.


 No.57678

NEW THREAD

>>57677

>>57677

>>57677

>>57677

NEW THREAD




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