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Thread #95

What Haunts Us Edition

Previous Thread: >>56220




Don't know what I'm doing.



No. This country's people are shit and I don't like them.


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Just did an IMMENSELY satisfying poo.



Cheers lad, great picture as always.


Sadly appears to be fake news, but it would be great if it was real. I'd love nothing more than to see the music industry burn and all the kikes within it exposed.


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Post kawaii music.



>clik ttt tttt tststs clik tututut ts ts clik tt ttt

About as kawaii as getting your eardrums pierced with a cocktail stick.


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Wish EK was my wife, lads.


super kawaii






These are three different words with three different definitions. Just because you're not some albino looking fuck from Scandinavia doesn't mean you're "mixed European" or "not purebred". I agree people should generally stick to their own, but the idea that you're only a pure European if you've got blonde hair and blue eyes is retarded.



Spotted the swarthy Celto-Brythonic untermensch.


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which of you scroopleflompers is going to thrumplewhack my jimblejoops



I actually am "mixed European". My dad and his dad have/had blonde hair and blue eyes, as does my sister and her first daughter, whereas my mum is half Irish, quarter Scottish, quarter ???, with brunette hair and green eyes. I'm more of a mixture between the two than my sister, although I resemble my mum slightly more.



Could someone create a version of this pic where Deano's face is completely removed?


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My point was that there's more than one race within the "white European" pie than just "nordic". They are not "the purest and truest Europeans" and any other type of white European is some kind of mud-blooded deviation, like the commenters in >>56940 seemed to be implying.


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>They are not "the purest and truest Europeans"

but they are


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The only thing that chart suggests is that they have the most "that group of ancient people from the border of east Europe and Asia" genes. Pic 3 demonstrates the regions pertaining to "LBK_EN", or "Linear Pottery Culture", and might I add that this culture is older than Yamnaya by a couple of millennia.



Firstly, that chart suggests that the more Western European Hunter-Gatherer and Yamnaya genetics you have the more likely you are to have fair hair and the more LBK (Middle Eastern) genetics you have the more likely you are to have darker hair. Also, "that group of ancient people from the border of east Europe and Asia" (Yamnaya) are descendents from the original Western European Hunter-Gatherers, their genetics hardly changed. It is foolish to suggest that the LBK are 'older' than the Yamnaya. The Yamnaya were not Asiatics, they were caucasoid nomads.



Eh, you're clearly well versed on the subject, and I won't claim to be an expert on ancient cultures and genetic history, I only know some basics and did some quick wikipedia skimming a minute ago. But if one thing is proven, it's that there are many different types of European people, of various skin/hair/eye colours, and to say that "blonde hair blue eyes" folk are the most definitive or the most pure Europeans, is clearly wrong.

Also, what do you think of this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#Evolution_of_blond_hair

>Genetic research published in 2014 and 2015 also indicates that Yamnaya Proto-Indo-Europeans who migrated to Europe in the Bronze Age were overwhelmingly dark-eyed (brown), dark-haired and had a skin colour that was moderately light, though somewhat darker than that of the average modern European.


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I only shitposted (>>56949) because someone called European Kitchen an 'albino looking fuck'. I don't see a brown haired person and think to myself, 'mongrel'. As for the Yamnaya, I do think they mixed to some degree with Asiatics; they were very clearly not (racially) what we'd call 'Eurasian' however - just as modern Russians aren't 'Eurasian'. They were Caucasian. Also, Yamnaya didn't solely return to Europe; they are probably whom people are talking about when they say 'Aryan'. However, the Yamnaya genetic lineage of Iran, Northern India and so on is miniscule in comparison to that of Europeans. So that research could be testing Yamnaya people who migrated east/southward and mixed with non-Europeans. All Europeans have some mixture but in varying amounts. So as for the 'purest' Europeans I'd say it's those with the least Near Eastern LBK and the most Western European Hunter-Gatherer/Yamnaya genetics.



I earn about $550 a month at my part time job and about $180 a week doing delivery driving and an extra $150 a month from a windows pension.

It's a comfortable amount of money to have when you don't have any bills to pay. I might have to pay tax on my delivery driving which I'll have to do myself since I'm classed as a private contractor but I'll worry about that later.



>earns around £1270 a month

>doesn't pay tax

yeah you should be paying tax



I will pay tax at some point but I haven't yet.


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How do nordocentrics feel about the fact that Greek olive wogs were creating high culture while they were living in wooden huts?

Also phenibut is really good lads, I recommend it.


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>high culture



Didn't you get the memo? Arse banditry and noncing are high culture.


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Pair of gaylords


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Now THIS is high culture.



It might be because Ive had a few drinks, but I really enjoyed that.



The various forms of Volkstümliche Musik never fail in making me want to shoot myself. Pure and utter cheese, with a side of sickly faux-traditionalism.


>Not unlike schlager, Volkstümliche Musik is often belittled by younger or more sophisticated audiences as a massively commercialized product created for the lower strata of society, conveying an idyllic, reactionary, irrational conception. Therefore, the expression "volkstümliche Musik" (folksy/folk-like music) gets disrated in a very sarcastical manner sometimes by replacing the "-tümlich"(-like)-suffix by "-dümmlich", which virtually means featherbrained, turning it into "folk-featherbrained Music", e.g. dim-witted, daft or goony.

Absolutely and undeniably BTFO.


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That reads like something straight out of The Guardian. There's nothing "reactionary" or "irrational" about a wholesome Aryan family making traditional European music.

Well lad, you've outed yourself and shown that you really are some variety of swarthy pseudo-European wog meat and quite possibly a Jew, with a deep-seated disdain for all that is noble and good. Yodeling is the purest and most upright expression of the Aryan Spirit.

Ban (((((The Lad))))) when?


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It's the conservatives who shit on it lad, because it's kitsch crap and because of the "let's profit off nostalgia and aspects of our traditional culture by turning it into commercialised and marketable garbage" mindset behind its creation. This is not your traditional folk music (Volksmusik), Volkstümliche Musik is 1960s-onwards rubbish that uses European folk as it's basis (sometimes combined with other genres like american country, jazz, disco, and techno), that broadcasting kikes shit out to keep the 50+ demographic watching/listening and giving them the shekels (vid related). Getting some roastie with an accordion and a polka band dressed in gaudy folk-ish clothing to stand in front of mountains, forests, old buildings, or just completely manufactured sets, while playing the same 3 major chords, 2 note basslines, and childish melodies over and over, isn't "the purest and most upright expression of the Aryan Spirit"; it's cancer. Don't let the kikes pull the wool over your eyes, it's a complete sham, it doesn't represent the true spirit of any European nation's traditions, and you should be ashamed for trying to defend it.

Also it sounds awful.


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This is what my life has come to.


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>clearing out drawer

>find a card from a girl I went to primary school with

>she loved me

>was too autistic and terrified of intimacy to speak to her

Life is horrible and always has been.



I remember being mean to a girl who liked me when I was about six, still feel bad.



There was a girl who liked me in secondary school and I humiliated her in front of the whole class.

[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


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>[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


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>[/spoiler]Who here /classclown/?[spoiler]


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>this will NEVER be your anthem



Just looked at a class picture and my face is scribbled out, 2edgy4u. my old gf was pretty cute though



Fuck you, die.







If you died I would be happy.



Bit mean, my simulated gf would miss me.



>h-haha I'm just like you guys



It was an accident.


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>ywn be this autistic



I dunno, I've done similar things in the past.


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Do you lads like Re:Plus.



The certain that the piano section is taken from another song, but I can't think what it is.



*I'm certain

I'm certain I need to go to bed. Goodnight guys.


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It's the current year, lad. If you don't find her funny you'll soon be waking up in a cell with Tyrone.


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>the melody at 0:43


The last 3/4 weeks I've been getting worse and worse mentally lads, my mood is swinging between extremes further that I've had before, and the lows are so fucking low its incredible.

I took the dog for a walk this morning and just walked into an alleyway and sat down for half an hour. I feel bad for the dog not getting a proper walk, but I really just couldn't bare the idea of going that far from the house.

I called in sick on Friday and I still dont know what Im going to tell them, I'm planning on going in tomorrow but only because mum is home now so I cant exactly not leave for work, I might just drive somewhere else again like on Friday.

I dont know why im telling you this lads, I know you can't really help me but I just thought I'd blogpost. Something needs to change soon.



Yeah, I was aware it sounded like something straight out of Pokemon when I wrote it (although I was thinking more of the "town guide" song), but it was just a joke tune so I ran with it. There's also some fairly blatant "whistle while you work" from Snow White in there. In it's defense, the major scale is extremely limited, just by the fact that the majority of Western music has been beating it to death for centuries, to the point where any attempt at originality in it is a lost cause.

Still, I think it sounds alright as a pisstake of a genre (and instruments) that I've never touched with a ten foot pole before. I threw the first half together in about half an hour, but it was the funkier/jazzier half, as well as the accompanying deano edit, that took up most of the hours spent on it. And then it proceeded to get (almost) completely ignored, RIP my Sunday.



I just couldn't be arsed replying to it lad, it gave me a chuckle though.



I can only assume there's 5 or less people in the audience, otherwise she'd have gotten enough boos and heckles to give her stand-up comedy induced PTSD.


>it gave me a chuckle though

Glad you enjoyed it lad.




I also enjoyed it but declined to comment due to my intense laziness


just had a shower



Nice, I had one yesterday.


Might have a shave lads, my facial hair is bothering me.



It's okay to blogpost.


It was a great post but I couldn't be bothered to turn on my VPN.


What is the most ALPHA thing you've ever done?


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Diver Mauled in Squid Attack | Man-Eating Super Squid



I've been gone for about a year and a half.

How's everyone doing?



As I got more confident during my walks, I would often try to push myself to the limits of my comfort zone by looking passers-by in the eye, so that if they looked at me I could give them some friendly acknowledgement. However, a lot of the time they would just look away or stare at the ground, establishing myself as the more dominant one, which made me feel pretty alpha. I've even managed to do it to girls before, not often though because it's much more of a challenge.


That's a long time lad, welcome back. I'm alright, things could be better, but they could also be a lot worse. I'm still NEET, although I briefly had a full time job for about 3 months towards the end of 2016. How about you?



Same old, my good man.

Still a borderline shtu-in, still eyeing the knife and thinking "maybe not", but hey I'm still here.

Think I've reached that point where I can just exist for a while /edge.



Might end it soon.

At the very least, I need to quit my job and get rid of my car (Wont be able to afford it when I dont have a job)



I joined the local gym.


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Just went to Asda and bought a garlic chicken pizza and some ice cream.


Well, I managed to get a girl's number off tinder. This is about this furthest I've got on this app since I've started using it.


Hello all. I am writing this as a warning to all of you on here and for peace of mind for me. It’s May 2009 and I’m watching a programme on Uk TV called “Extreme Male Beauty”. The presenter is researching a penis enlargement exercise called “jelqing”. I’ve had a couple of beers and I’m watching this programme and I decide to give it a go. I can’t say I was ever “unhappy” with my penis size (3.5ins flaccid, 6.5in hard), I just did it out of curiosity (and a touch of vanity) more than anything. So I got some lube, got about 2/3 erect and did about 20 “jelqing”strokes stopping before I touched the gland. And this is the point that my life changed forever. Immediately I noticed my penis and scrotum were less sensitive than before, about 80% less sensitive! Also, when I let my penis go flaccid again it looked different, there was a vein on the left side of the shaft that wasn’t there before and the vein on the top of the shaft seemed to have shifted to the side a bit. Also my penis hung to the left more than it did prior and was smaller both in length and girth.

Fast forward 11 months and there has been no change in the state of my penis. The shaft of my penis and scrotum remain numb, my penis in it’s flaccid state is now an inch smaller in length and about half an inch smaller in girth. I struggle to get an erection (something I never had a problem with before) and keeping hold of one is very difficult (I go from erect to completely flaccid in about 30secs if I don’t concentrate), I don’t know how much smaller my erection has got because I haven’t had an erection long enough to really compare.

In a word my life has been destroyed. I am now on anti-depressants and have broken up from my girlfriend of two years due to this. I was once a happy guy who enjoyed life, I now spend my days waiting to go back to sleep so I can forget everything. I recently saw a urologist who said he doesn’t know what I’ve done and can’t give me an answer to my problems. I was thinking of suing the “Extreme Male Beauty” programme as they featured no warning of the possible consequences of this exercise but decided this would be too embarassing considering the subject.

All this because I “jelqed” 20 times. So my advise to all of you on this board would be, fuck your penis size! Trust me, it’s not worth it. It looks like I’ve ruined my penis for life and I’d hate this to happen to someone else. Be happy with what you’ve got, penis size inferiority is an entirely male created problem! Women love you for who you are and the children you can give them, something I may not get the chance to experience now. So stop the jelqing and whatever else you are doing to your penis and enjoy your health, if you’ve got that you’re completely blessed .

Thanks for reading.


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Got shoulder DOMS today, probably because I benched 80kg for 8 reps yesterday which is more than I've ever done before.

What are you lads up to. I'm playing my keyboard because my replacement power supply arrived in the post.


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>I am now on anti-depressants and have broken up from my girlfriend of two years due to this

haha waheyyyy normoid cunt


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>that second webm


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I live across the road from a sports centre. The place has a large car park which is empty at the moment, but only has 3 disabled parking spaces.

I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea when I seen a big SUV pulling into one of the disabled spaces and an entire family of fat cunts waddled out and went in the centre.



Tomorrow I will take 3 grams of phenibut.


Have you had a good day?




Not really, my mood hasn't improved since yesterday, or the last few weeks at all really.


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I just did 30 minutes of yoga with the Down Dog app, now I feel good. I often try things like this - meditation is another one - and feel good during and afterwards, yet for some reason don't keep doing them. Well this time will be different. I'll do another session tomorrow.



>Well this time will be different. I'll do another session tomorrow.

good luck la



; 4 )


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Good morning.



Morning mate, good sleep?



I didn't sleep, went for a little walk this morning though. You?


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Morning lads. I haven't been up this early in a while.

Argument Man got the punished google lad on his show.



I slept alright, had a dream that I was staying away from home but got lost in the countryside and couldn't find a way back. Just had my breakfast now, my dad said he's going to call me this morning to arrange something for today, but the weather's pretty shit so I don't know.

Also my great uncle that lives in Maryland USA is staying at my grandparents house, who I've only met maybe twice in my life, and I think my dad wants to bring him along with us. All I really know about him is that he has a successful car-related business in America, and that he once had dinner with Obama, who he was a massive supporter of. Not looking forward to meeting him at all, I'll try to prevent that from happening, but I bet my dad has already arranged it with him without my consent.



You know what to do. Redpill him on the Jews.


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Good song lads tbh. Even The Lad will like it.



He's a baby boomer that's lived in privileged upper-middle class america since the 70s, and he's also a fairly vocal lefty from what I've heard. There's no saving him, and having to spend a day with him is something I'd very much like to avoid.


It's full on normieshit lad, what makes you think I would like it.


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Start lifting weights.


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Did/do people with extravagant moustaches like this wash it after every meal? Mine grows very long and I prefer the way it looks that way with my beard, but it very often smells after eating (animal fats like those contained in milk and butter seem to be a particular problem) and out of practicality I've just been trimming it to above the lip.

Thoughts? Anyone got the quick rundown on BIG TASHES?


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Why is she so perfect?



I have a big tash, but I keep it swept to the sides rather than drooping down like big Kitchener, so it doesn't really get food on it unless I'm eating something particularly messy like curry or something heavy on the sauce.


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what is the most notable thing that you did or happened to you todasy



went to work


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Why aren't you a based Rational Skeptic?


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Technology is growing very powerful.



I just want to nig deano up but they removed the feature


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I love her.



She's pretty qt, but I can't stand her butch lesbian voice.


Today I'm going to make my first chicken curry.




Ethnics please leave britfeel.

just joking, let us know how you get on


I've decided to order some "Huel" meal replacements, since I want to lose weight but I'm too lazy to prepare healthy food.



>Huel meal replacements

how is that going to help? they are high calorie drinks that underweight people buy



Never going to make it.


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It's delicious but I'll use less water next time.



>he didn't post pictures of him cooking it


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>he loves an ugly Jew shill that people only think is attractive because she dyes her hair blonde and paints herself in an inordinate amount of make up



>they are high calorie drinks that underweight people buy

No they aren't, they're nutritionally balanced "all-in-one" powders that you make into shakes to replace regular meals. Obviously if I had them on top of regular food I'd just gain more weight but the idea is to eat them instead of regular food


Yeah you're probably right, worth a shot though.


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Have you lads ever done anything like this? Doesn't necessarily have to be gym related.



drinking shakes seems like more work than eating less



Well sure, starving myself is another option but the point is not just to lose weight, it's about eating healthier and getting better nutrition. these shakes provide basically everything a healthy diet requires without having to prepare food



Sounds like marketing to me. Real food is always better. There's nothing more satisfying than cooking a tasty meal with fresh ingredients from scratch, and as long as you can read you're capable of doing that.



I can't imagine those shakes are very filling



Not in real life, but I've done similar on msn when I was younger, like spamming people with "pls respond"-tier messages and generally just being a clueless autist.



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It's hit and miss for me, and it's more of a guilty pleasure. I do know that track though, and I'd say it's probably one of the better ones. It's hard for me to resist anything in mixolydian mode, it always manages to draw me in.



That's really good. How is it that you seem to know every piece of music that's ever been made?


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I don't, far from it in fact, but "Clio - Faces" in particular was/is being shilled hard by youtube's recommendation algorithm starting about a year ago. Nobody had ever heard of it, and then suddenly everyone had heard of it.

Automat I just saw on a blog somewhere years ago, and I thought it was neat. A lot of hidden gems within late 70s disco/electronica once you wade past all the cheesy shite.


>tfw you see the qt you like


Forgot my wallet today, so ended up paying for my lunch using contactless banking on my phone.

It was very convenient, but I felt like a cunt.

Also, has anyone had more and more trouble filling out the captchas lately?


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A 5/10 30 year old single mummy at work is expressing interest in me. Why can't I just find a nice chaste girl my own age?


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Based Sargon



No. I'm socially retarded, not socially mental.


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>Massage services in Swindon


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I dunno, life just hasn't worked out that way for some of us I guess.


Who else /PunchYourselfInTheFace/ here?


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Just did it a few times when I read your post. I reckon I could knock myself out if I tried.



I think its the fun of it. I like doing it hard, but not too hard. Tying to get a good feeling punch in without bruising yourself or knocking some teeth out or something.

Feels good too.


Do you lads get plain bread in England, or is it just a Scottish thing?



Can't say I've ever seen or heard of it before now.



What kind of bread do you get then?



There's lots of different types of bread that are sold here, but long sliced bread with crust only on the top and bottom, is not something I've ever seen. Square-ish shaped white bread with crust on all sides is the most common type here, but personally I prefer wholemeal / seeded bread, white is too doughy.



My nan worked in a bakery and I remember seeing them, I was never a fan though tbh.



>Square-ish shaped white bread with crust on all sides

You mean pan bread? That stuff is horrible tbh.

>wholemeal / seeded bread

Yeah, these are decent.


Fair enough, plain loaf makes for the best toast in my experience though, it is a bit too thick for a good sandwich however.


Morning lads.

It doesn't look like there's going to be right-wing content on youtube for much longer.


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Male attractiveness has less to do with how handsome a lad looks, and more to do with how confidently a lad acts. Notice however, even though he's clearly a manlet, the lad is still taller than the girl, even if you put aside her shit posture.


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I'm not going to interrupt a man doing whatever it takes to leave humanity behind.


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The best.


Goodbye lads I'm going to work.



See you later lad.


Just requested some holidays from work for 3 weeks from now, hopefully I get them.



Hopefully a good alternative pops up.

It's not just right wingers getting hit, there's a bunch of gaming channels and "controversial personalities" that are getting hit too, meaning of a viable alternative turned up it won't be a niche filled will just the alt right. If there's others on the platform too, it can't be dismissed as some niche.

The beauty of SJWs hating literally everyone and getting control of censorship is the things they hate the most get treated the same as the people they hate a little bit, or at least it's black and white with them, so they hate them the same even though they shouldn't.


On the bus next to me there's an ugly fat white guy sat next his pretty attractive (for a black) girlfriend

I'm not sure how I feel about this


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I usually hate the google doodles for being kike propaganda, but this hip hop DJ "game" is actually really well done, from the top-tier break selection, to using the original Technics 1200's silver aesthetic rather than the 1210's black look that plebs always use: https://www.google.co.uk/

Just wish they hadn't made it so easy with every track being pre-tempo matched; even if you turn auto-sync off, both records are still perfectly in time if you have both pitch sliders in the same position, which is unrealistic. Also I wish there was a hotkey to do transform scratches with the crossfader, because it's impossible to do anything other than baby scratches without being able to manipulate the crossfader and the record independently.


Phenibut is simply fantastic.


late night




Goodnight lads.





If everything goes according to plan, I should be able to get my own house in 3 years, I'll be 30 at that point so it's long overdue, but I feel it's wiser to wait until I can afford a proper house rather than waste years and money renting some overpriced hovel and ending up with fuck all.

I'm taking part in a share-save scheme at work (Asda) where I put £300 in every 4 weeks for 3 years (except for the Christmas wage, that month is skipped). The good thing about the scheme is that if the share price drops, we don't lose any money so we get whatever we put in back out at the end, but if the share price rises we also get that value on top of what we put in. The best part, however, is that we get a 20% discount on shares as part of the scheme, so even if the share price drops, I'll get a minimum of £12,960 at the end of 3 years.

Add in the fact that I'll also no longer be paying £300 a month and the year after that my car will be paid off which will be another £300 per month I'll no longer be paying, I'll be in a great position to get myself a proper house and finally move out of my mum's place.

t. blogger



when do we get to move in?



when I win the lottery and buy an island


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>tfw having pizza for breakfast




where in the country do you live where this is sufficient to get you on the housing ladder? Assuming that's enough for a deposit, can you then afford mortgage payments on top?



Not that lad, but if it's 10% deposit you can get a nice place, shame about the pakis.





I'd rather be homeless.



>where in the country do you live where this is sufficient to get you on the housing ladder?

One of the cheaptest areas for housing in the UK.


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>ywn sniff her warm musky soles


Spent the day with my dad, we saw some ruins of an 18th century manor house, went on a walk through some hills, fields, and woods, then had a meal out. Spent the evening at his house, then he dropped me off back home about an hour ago. Tomorrow my dad, my sister, my nieces, and I are going to a small theme park together, and if we eat out again that'll be the fourth time this week (first being with my dad and great uncle, second being with my mum, her boyfriend, and my eldest niece). Living the life lads.

Need to be up relatively early for tomorrow, so I'm already in bed. Goodnight guys.


How is the lad with the dildoing dad doing? Any chuckleworthy anecdotes to share?


It's starting. I've finally got this point again. My soul bleeds and it infects all those around me. I am once again a god.


Death count is up to 3 now for the lad who ploughed into the crowd of lefties in yankland.

Wonder if it'll be any higher when I wake up later today.


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i just made some cuck on reddit delete his account

they really are thin-skinned benders on that site


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He only killed one, the two others are police who died when their helicopter which was surveying the event crashed with no survivors.

Morning lads.


Good morning lads, having a relaxing Sunday?


Good morning lad.




Morning, I'm out with family again today, my dad will be here in about 5 minutes.


Has there really been literally zero posts all day since I've been out? Impressive.

Had a nice time anyway, we all went on lots of things. Shame that about 30 - 40% of the people there were pakis though, we were waiting ages when ordering our second meal because we were right behind a paki family that ordered at least 12 meals all at once. Also saw a couple of women in the full niqab gear, looking like ninjas.



Yes it would appear so, I just got back from work and have to say I am very disappointed in you lads.



I-I think it's just you and me lad.



*stares at feet*

*checks watch*


I'm here too, lads


I seem to have gotten a new nickname at work, the phantom shitter. Someone left a huge log in the toilet and I was in the wrong place and at the wrong time and now the consensus is it was me.


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reporting in


I feel like shit again lads.

I don't even know why this keeps happening. I've even had a somewhat productive day, I've tidied my bedroom and gone through one of my wardrobes and sorted out my clothes.

Why can't I just be happy?



Because a man requires more than a tidy bedroom and sorted clothes


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I dont even know what I want from life.


I'm off to bed, had a very active weekend so I'm pretty tired, in a good way. It's amazing what a bit of sunshine, physical activity, and time spent with non-bickering family members can do. Goodnight guys.


Woke up about an hour ago feeling really sick, so I bolted out of bed, ran to the toilet, and then immediately as I got to the loo I threw up about 5 times. I haven't vomited like that in a very long time, in fact I think I was 13 the last time I threw up at all. Must have been something I ate while I was out. So much for feeling good after this weekend.



Im in poland right now so he is probably using this opportunity to crossdress all over the house like when I was away last time.


Good morning. What are you lads up to? Hopefully not wageslaving. I'm comfy in bed and watching anime.



about to go to bed, i ended up getting hooked on prison architect and played it for 10 hours straight


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I'm going to the gym, and then I'm going to put stock out on the shelves.



Morning m8, what are you watching? I've been rewatching Tsukuyomi Moon Phase lately, a fun little comedy/drama by Shaft about a loli vampire whose slave is immune to her powers, much to her annoyance.

I'm in bed about to get up, still feeling a bit sick from last night but I'm gonna try and eat breakfast.



some good quintessential brits in that pic



I'm watching Konosuba.


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Why not kick off your day with a bit of BASED vaporwave?




>Why not

Because it's just somebody else's decent music from 30 years ago that's been pitched down, retitled, re-attributed, and re-sold by some talentless pretentious cunt trying to pass it off as their own music, lad.






I really love noodles lads. I should try some proper ones instead of just eating super noodles a lot.



me too. I got noodles from that Japanese chain restaurant wagamamas before, like proper fancy ramen with beef and shit in there. I actually think I prefer super noodles.



Kek. I imagine the weird broth at the end of super noodles that looks a bit shiny but tastes really nice wouldn't be the same in proper noodles. And honestly, I dont really want chunks of meat in it, I just like slurping up noodles.


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We're very inclusive



good, whites in the back where they belong


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<using fascism to fight fascism

It never gets old.


Only Centrism can save the West.


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Utterly tremendous


Morning lads.



Tremendously shit.

Morning m8.


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>tfw being the only lad in /britfeel/ with good music taste



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>The chad rally vs the virgin protest


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>no new posts again



we're doomed


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Disappointed in his overall performance so far, but he was spot-on there.



Just makes me think the man needs to quit using teleprompters and scripted speeches for good, because it's this version of Trump that got voted in, not the kike puppet version we've seen a lot of lately.



pretty based performance from Trump there. I'm sure there are some autists that feel he should have just said "yes I support the white nationalists" but this is the best that could be reasonably expected





Oh, so you ARE here. Well I'm disappointed in you lads. Do you really think it's acceptable to not make any posts all day?



When nobody is posting I'm either not here or I'm occupied with other things. If all you're doing is staring at the thread all day, it's your fault if there's no posts.


I fucking hate having man-tits. I'd be okay with everything else if I didnt have these.



This is very strong, he's right too.

I thought that when Jewn Stewart was crying after Dylan Roof saying that "they have street named after slave-owners"

The fact of the matter is the US capital is named after TWO slave owners and the president just pointed out that this hysterical left is irreconcilable with even mild patriotism.



I just got home from work at 11.


I'm off to bed, later than I was supposed to because I got carried way with the tune I'm working on. It's addictively dreamy sounding. Goodnight guys.


Nice morning, how are you all? I had some very tasty raw meat from the butchers, the texture and flavour was brilliant. Don't even bother eating meat from the supermarket lads, it's so disgusting and it made me feel ill. I'll try my best to only eat healthy meat from now on, cooked or not. Another striking comparison is the colour of the meat; good raw meat is bright red whereas store bought meat looks like it's from a corpse. Since I've never really seen meat outside of store bought meat I never realised.

Also, while lying in bed I was thinking about if I should store / sell my desktop. Has it done me any good? Should I just use a laptop instead? How much of my life has been taken by video games and procrastination? I'm not going to do either of those things however I'll try to use my time more beneficially, such as reading or trying to learn something. I did forty minutes of reading earlier and I have a keyboard which would be nice to learn. Of course that's easier said than done, I've tried before and sunk back into laziness.

blogpost over


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>meat looks like it's from a corpse


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>eating dead things


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I'm surprised the statues lasted this long.


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I finally did the front splits



Butchers meat is red because it has been exposed to oxygen for too long. Vaccum sealed mear will be purple and will slowly turn red if you leave it out for long enough giving you the colour you enjoy so much for some strange reason.


Poland is nice. You can get a great meal and drinks in the middle of Wroclaw for cheaper than Wetherspoons food.

Definitely the best place in Europe ive been.



Most people see bright red meat as good meat because they subconsciously associate the colour with freshness. That's why some places sell "fraudulent" meat that's been sealed with carbon monoxide to keep it looking red for up to a couple of weeks.




Is that a nice place? I've never heard of it, though I know very little about Poland.



What have you been up to while in Poland?




I don't subconsciously associate the colour with freshness, I consciously do. Also, there's nothing wrong with meat being exposed to oxygen.



I wasn't talking about you specifically, I was talking about people in general. Poland-lad was implying that liking the sight of bright red meat is somehow strange, when actually it's marketing 101 for butchers and supermarkets, to the point where some of them seal it in with a small amount of a deadly gas to keep it looking red. And I agree, there's nothing wrong with it being exposed to oxygen and turning red, being exposed to oxygen for "too long" is when it's turned brown.


Why is tea so good, lads?


Ranitidine is like fucking magic lads.



what kind of tea do you drink?

I've always found regular English tea horrible and I've never tried any others



>I've always found regular English tea horrible and I've never tried any others

Same, no idea why normies drink that shit all day.



Can't stop farting, starting to get a bit of ring sting.

Didn't even eat beans or anything like that.


Having some weetabix with honey on.


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PREDICTION: Trump Will Resign In Disgrace…Soon


The past eight months have felt like three. Time went by slower when I was a NEET.



I've always found it the opposite, when I was in school/college/work, time seemed to move painfully slow and each day would last forever, whereas while NEET a year can pass in the blink of an eye.



For me it's always depended on how much I am enjoying what I do.

out of the 4 times I've held a job I've hated my job twice and time always dragged there, where in the jobs I have liked time seems to pass quite quickly. The same applies for over a longer scale.


I'm surprised at how easy it's been to reduce my calorie intake. I've been at less than 1500 a day (usually closer to 1000) for nearly a week and I've felt great



are you the huel lad?



Yes, I got the huel but I've been eating regular food too, just a lot less of it.


Are you lads ok.



Depends on the context, I'm feeling alright right now, but in terms of how I'm doing in life in general, not all that great. How about you?


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I'm feeling pretty good, 6 months of going to the gym and I look visibly muscled now, not huge muscles but visible. How about you?



Glad to hear it lad. 1 year and 2 months here, I've had a lot of comments about my muscles at work too. Lifting is the only thing I truly enjoy in life tbh.




I wish I could enjoy lifting, but for some reason I absolutely hate it. I far prefer cardio but the best that will get me is probably skinny lanklet mode


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>looking up ways to overcome computer addiction

>find an article on some life coach's blog

>something seems a bit off with the author

>click "More about me…"

>pic related

What the fuck is this, and who the fuck is hiring this guy as their life coach.


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Literally reddit.



Yeah it's great. Everything is so cheap


Just eating and drinking. Visited a gun range.

Got drunk last night and probably reached the lowest point in my life.



>Got drunk last night and probably reached the lowest point in my life.

aha madman go on spill the beans then



Did you manage to find anything worthwhile on the subject at least?


Do you lads ever wish real life was like anime.



My life already is like anime.

I'm one of the gray silhouettes background serving only to make the world look inhabited while the important characters go about their business.


Howdy BritNEETs.

Got bloody insomnia and the /aus/ NEETs are all snoozing.

How goes things ?



alri la



It's been quite quiet recently, so Im not sure if you'll get what you're looking for.

I've not been feeling great recently, I'm just super down, I'm trying to get myself back into a motivated mindset and get back to actually reading a bunch of stuff and learning.



Not really, his "revelation" was to only go on the computer after giving himself written permission to do so. Also there was this infuriating little bit, complete with reddit spacing:

>Firstly, I considered: What was the positive intention behind my computer usage habits?

>I realized the intention was to keep me from getting bored.

<So firstly I made sure I had a life :).

Fuck off you vegetarian cunt.


Alright lad, I'm not bad, haven't really done anything today though. I need to have a shower but I kept putting it off, and now I'm thinking about dinner. How's things down under?


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stop not having showers



>I need to have a shower but I kept putting it off

it's already ten past eight, just stop procrastinating and go for a fucking shower


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David Beckham & Gordon Ramsay Have A Cook-off | Season 1 Ep. 11 | THE F WORD






It's only been four days, and I had two last week so that cancels it out. I'm too hungry now, and I'm not having one after eating dinner. Maybe tomorrow.



Not everyone enjoys lifting to begin with but you probably will if you stick at it for a bit and start to see results. Cardio-wise you should do HIIT for leg and heart gains.


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>It's only been four days



I had three showers within an eight day period before this, that's my personal best for 2017 so far.


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Was this supposed to invoke positive emotions? I remember pretty much all of these and it just felt incredibly cringey and uncomfortable to watch. Made me feel like shit tbh



It made me feel bad because those were happier times for me



For me it made me feel bad because, although I enjoyed those things at the time, I dont think I was actually happy then.



The only ones I ever liked were 300, nigga stole my bike, zidane headbutt, and the mario/luigi edits on ytp

that was before I found 4chan though, I used to spend all my time on ytmnd



I think it's because most of those memes and videos long overstayed their welcome. Normalfags were all discovering internet humour for the first time, picking everything up months or even years after they'd already been milked to death, and regurgitating them over and over, whereas today normies seem to understand the concept of "dead memes" a bit better. Most of that stuff is from 2003 - 2007, but you'd still see it being passed around as late as 2011, by which point it was just cringe-inducing.



Pissed everywhere in a strip club whilst my friend and a stripper watched me. Times like this I really hate drinking.

I'm just lucky the apartment was so close since poles have strict public intoxication laws.


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Absolutely disgusting. You need to sort yourself out.


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Do you lads like the little jig from 6:29 to 6:43. I hate it when the best part of a piece of music is so short.


I bet The Lad could make a good track using that sample.


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It's a pretty good soundtrack from what I've heard so far, Tee Lopes did a fantastic job of capturing the essence of the whacky mid-90s "funky jazz-tastic brass-filled groove drenched in breakbeats and ROMplers" sound, like a lot of the non-US Sonic CD soundtrack had. The more gritty techno and breakbeat hardcore influences of CD seem to have been dropped however, which is a shame because I thought the energy and madness of it really suited Sonic games.

The wait for the PC release of Mania is killing me.


I don't know what the original is, but it's clearly a chopped up sample of something orchestral or from a film soundtrack.

That whole "album" reminds me of the garbage my old mate used to make years ago, he would always do things like program an intentionally broken tracker for DOS and then record the output through his guitar amp into his built-in laptop microphone. There's a point where "experimental" just become "awful", and he always managed to cross that line one way or another. In the end he started making stuff that was half-decent, but I lost contact with him years ago. I don't even know if he's still alive.


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It sounds good though, that's all I'm saying. Do you think Boards of Canada are simply fantastic? I might have asked you this before but I forget.


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Oh and check this out, he's using FL Studio, the absolute lad. Ignorant naysayers will never recover from this one.


I don't know if you asked me specifically, but I did give my thoughts here >>53964 . I said that I don't find the sound offensive, but I'm just not into it.


How are we all doing today lads? I harvested my onions the other day, they didn't grow as well as I would have liked but it just means I can pickle more of them.



Nice, what are you going to make with them?

>How are we all doing today lads?

I'm alright, still haven't showered though. Gonna make lunch now I think.


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Sam Hyde on Dutch TV


Nice to see you, to see you nice.




It's funny, this will probably continue to happen even with that same picture, since western media is so eager to put an white face to any attacks


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Sort what out? I just do stupid stuff when im drunk.

At least i have my phone back now.


wahey lads



The smaller ones I will prepare to be pickled in vinegar, the larger ones I'll just store for whenever me or my parents cook and use onions.


My gf is preggers, lads.


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Asked my mum to get some orange juice when I was at work.

Just got home to discover she bought pulp.






I hope you punished her by spreading poo all over the walls.



Not a bad idea, lad.


reminder to mew




Can any of you lads recommend a good browser?

I've been using firefox for years now and never really bothered looking for a new one.


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Ahh yes, women.


I am very sad.



Manlets BTFO


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Left one of the hobs on overnight


Morning lads.


Bad touch lad, at least you didn't burn your house down.


Need some good Progressive House lads.


Morning lad.


Its finally the weekend lads. How are we all doing today and do we have any plans?

Might head into town myself, I think the market is there this weekend.



Trying not to ruin my four days of proper diet and exercise. Afraid I'll just stuff my fat face if I get out of bed.


teeth together lips together tongue on the roof of your mouth



It doesn't really work if your mouth's already fucked, I can't put more than one side of my front teeth together in proper alignment without my rear teeth hanging apart, and I can't put my tongue on the roof of my mouth without going full overbite, defeating the point. Not to mention my skull was already fully developed a decade and a half ago, it's not going to un-fuck itself without some kind of surgery.

Dr. Mew is a good lad, but he often "forgets" to mention that his advice is predominently aimed at parents to teach their young children, not late teens and adults who are already fucked. When pressed, he actually recommends orthodontics and/or surgery if you're fully developed. For a face like mine (long with very gummy smile , mild overbite, and fairly misaligned teeth), he suggests a maxillary impaction, and some form of teeth alignment. Only THEN could I start mewing effectively, in order to make the corrections last a lifetime.

I half suspect the reason why he often neglects to bring this up is that he's getting rich off consultations with hopeful adults, who watched a couple of his videos online and now believe that a bit of posture adjustment and hard gum chewing is somehow going to give them Chad's jaw, rather than just being preventative measures for kids so they don't end up with problems in the first place.


just answered the door, my heart was racing

could have gone worse



How often do you usually answer the door if at all?


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never, my window was open and i could be heard so i felt like i had to answer it; the dog ran out the door but thankfully he came back in when i whistled at him, if he started running about i'd have probably died of anxiety

thankfully it was a delivery guy who wanted me to sign for next door so i'm not as embarrassed by my crazy looking NEET state as i would be if it were someone who knew my mother



Either way, good job lad. I used to bloody hate answering the door and I still avoid answering the phone.


Time to get out of bed.



>at least you didn't burn your house down

Also lucky he didn't suffocate to death, if it hadn't been lit


>go out and I feel like I could be productive

>Get home and completely crash out and accomplish nothing.

I wish I had an office I could go to and do productive stuff, or at least a good library around where I could sit in.



I have electric hobs so I couldn't have suffocated, but they are more than capable of setting fires so I am lucky.


Shot some 12 gauge slugs and a 44 magmum today and then ate a big plate of cooked meats with some polish beer. Its been a nice day.


>tfw no retail gf


How do I fix life lads?

I'm so tired of being an unmotivated piece of shit.



Actually, its not even the lack of motivation anymore. I just hate everything about life so much. If I wasn't so terrified of the finality of death I'd have finished myself off by now. I think about it pretty much every day.



>finality of death


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Context lad.







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>delivery driver takes ages counting out the change in the hope that you'll just tell him to keep it

fuck off you're 35 minutes late, lucky i'm even accepting the delivery at all



Why the hell would he expect a tip anyway, this isn't America, he's paid minimum wage, the same as anyone else. I make it a point not to tip anyone simply because we don't live in a society would require it, they did what was expected of them, that's it.

I'll make an exception if someone is absolutely outstanding, or caters to some autistic request I have sometimes, but standard delivery driver, or hell, one that arrives late? No way.


I tip the delivery boy whatever is left from the notes.



Good lad, tipping people that have done a shit job is cuck behaviour.


>I make it a point not to tip anyone simply because we don't live in a society would require it

Some jobs have shit pay to make up for the fact they get tips, like my mum who's a hairdresser. It's a skilled job that requires hours of one-on-one physical and social interaction with their client, often with repeated visits from individual clients over many years, so a couple of quid every now and again for doing more than the bare minimum of just silently doing your hair seems like a reasonable thing to do.



If she's making below minimum wage, then her employer is breaking the law.


Tipping is fucking garbage. Why should people have to compensate staff and not, you know, their fucking employer?

"Oh but those waiters only make minimum wage!"

Fuck off with this cuck mentality, nobody tips minimum wage warehouse workers or retail workers so why are kitchen staff some kind of special case? Enjoy paying their wages so their boss can pocket more shekels though.




Actually, being a hairdresser she's probably self employed. In that case, she should raise her prices to compensate, or stop running an unsustainable business.


I also tip the bus driver.



This is exactly how I feel about it.


Reading up further, apparently a lot of hair dressers don't get to set their own prices, I assume this is because they work at a salon but arent technically employed by them and keep anything they make, or something along those lines.

In that case, I mean theyre choosing to work like that, if its that bad they can try and make it on their own as real self employed or work in a different sector. I just don't see why people should have to tip to make up for someone making bad choices.


Lad. What the hell? You can't even argue that bus drivers make minimum wage, they're on a tenner an hour.



Bus drivers have a hard time with abusive passengers. When I buy my meal for the journey I'll often buy an extra packet of crisps and give it to them as well.


just got changed into PJs and seen that i'm down to my last clean pair

checked my washing basket and it's full to the brim with boxers, socks and PJs, so I just put a washing on





She works at a salon. I don't know exactly what she gets paid these days, but it's probably straddling the line of minimum wage, which is a bit shit considering she's been working there for 16 or so years, and I know she almost never gets a pay rise. Tipping isn't (in theory) to make up for a shit wage, it's a completely non-compulsory gesture of appreciation from happy clients. However, bosses like mum's are mostly kikes, so they tend to fuck their employees over for it, and it's likely the same story at any salon.


Who said anything about waiters? No entry-level job deserves tipping unless they recover something you lost, save your life, or the waitress happens to be your oneitis.



Now that's just unacceptable. All bus drivers are cunts, no exceptions.



>Who said anything about waiters?

Restaurant staff are the most-tipped of all jobs, to the extent that some places even add a tip to your bill.



I need new socks, I always run out of them first.


I bet you don't even say thanks.



The tip they put on your bill doesn't go to your waiter, it's a scam.



>The service charge is on the bill by default

>Its optional and you have to ask for it to be removed

This makes me so mad.



I assume this for any form of tip that isnt me giving them money. If the card machine has the "Do you want to give a gratuity" option, I'll refuse to use it.



Yeah, but I don't think anyone here would defend that, I think it's horrendous practice in fact.


I always say thank you. I am a good lad, just not a cuck lad.



Good lad.


Why are you lads so chatty this late, just got back from the club?



I've been here all night, but the only posts I make myself are depressing these days, i've been trying to reply to anything that was posted though.



I got up at 3pm, just eating my dinner of reheated omelette now.



iktf lad, almost everything I type out is a shitty blogpost so I don't post it.


>reheated omelette

Report your mum to child services for that lad.



It's my fault because I wasn't ready for dinner at normal time. Unless you mean it's dangerous to eat or something, which I don't think it is because I've eaten reheated omelette several times in the past with no issue.



What you got in it? Could go for a ham omelette right now. Are they alright reheated?



>What you got in it?

Not entirely sure, but it looks like ham, cheese, peppers, and mushrooms.

>Are they alright reheated?

I think so, probably doesn't taste as good, but to be honest I've eaten omelette more times reheated than I've eaten freshly made.


I'm going to bed, goodnight.



Goodnight mate, sleep well.



Back from work.


Same here lad, keep typing up big 10 minute walls of text then deleting them before posting.


Morning lads. Up bright and early for Shekelstein.


Morning lads, what you up to? I might bbq some burgers.


Morning lad.



Morning lad. Mummy just woke me up gotta go downstairs as daddy is cooking bacon rolls


I think one of the major problems I have is that when I finally do have a good day, and it doesn't happen often, I tend to use it to play video games.

I don't generally enjoy them anymore due to my mental state, but on my good days I get so much fun out of them and its absolutely fantastic. I've got to make a choice between really actually being happy and enjoying myself for the first time in weeks, possibly months or sitting down and doing a days worth of studying or something, which I know is generally not very useful if it isn't kept up consistently.


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someone play vidya with me


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Have you listened to her yet today?



What vidya?


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I'M BACK! My Facial Feminization Surgery


Got anything exciting done so far today lads?

I went over my grandmas and helped my aunt with her computer problems. I'll probably make myself something to eat now, likely just a sandwich or something, got some Spanish ham in the fridge.


>tfw attention span is even worse that ever.

I can't even hold my attention for a full 10 minute video anymore lads.



Not yet, but I listen to her everyday.



Had a bbq with the family and played some games, good day.





Worked for 12 hours.



greentext it lad



>went to work

>picked boxes for 12 hours

>came home


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I hate the absolute cretins who pay her more than I hate the whore herself.



>No graphic language in voice chat

What good is this, besides tricking other players into thinking that you have an online girlfriend, if you don't even get to do the one voice-based activity that differentiates a girlfriend from a female friend or stranger? It's like if you paid a prostitute for a GFE but she didn't allow cuddling.





I'll eat my hypothetical hat if that's an original work, and not an old piece of stock music slowed down and put through a tape wow & flutter VST.


I think I need to start keeping track of my life on a spreadsheet again, and going back to having a yearly diary with notes and receipts. I feel less autistic right now but I've definitely deteriorated mentally.



Sounds like a good idea, besides the receipts part. Journalling can turn introspection into a really useful tool, I should do it more too.



I mean, if I want to move out I should keep propper track of my financials.

(I'm aware that this isn't what I was doing when I was just stapling receipts to a book)



could you post your spreadsheet please?


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I'm currently making some changes to it, I'm modifying one I had just over a year ago.

At the moment, the left side has my daily tasks, which I put y or n in and they fill with green or red, then underneath that is my water intake, every cell represents 500ml, since thats the size of glass I have. The goal is 3 litres a day, although there's enough cells for 4, mostly because thats the amount of cells that spelt out Aqua Pura.

On the right side I have my goals, the reading goals I track by percentage of pages, the top bit is so I can put how many pages I read a day.

If I ever get any plans they'll go in the upcoming events section, and the weekly tasks and my work times are below. I'm still tweaking the formating a bit, but I don't mind posting the file tomorrow once I'm done.



This is the kind of autism the world needs more of.


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this is a moving out organizer made a few years ago, I've never got round to using it tbh



just noticed a bunch of shit is wrong, looks like I know what I'm doing tonight


I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


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I've updated the formulas because a lot were wrong, I've also changed the layout a little.



Why don't you have a hat?


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Look what antifa did to Baked Alaska.



Why would I have a hat? I'm pretty sure only chavs, neckbeards, and americans wear hats.






I wear a cap because my hair is awful



>my hair is awful

In what way? Are you ginge?



no, it's just an awkward length


Didn't got to work today lads.



Get a haircut lad, and don't forget to tip.



fuck you, normalfag, i'm never getting a haircut

i enjoy looking disheveled but it blows around in the wind



>jokes on you, i'm voluntarily unkempt

Choosing to look feral is retarded. You'd just be a normie posing as a hobbo unless you're genuinely too autistic, incompetent, or impoverished to manage your own physical appearance. So is it actually out of choice, or is it some kind of insecurity about getting your haircut, your face being seen, or something like that? Because then it would be understandable.


Good evening lads, how are we all doing today? I got 4 more strawberry plants from runners my existing plants sent out, might get another 3 if I am lucky.



Got the shits, which is why I didn't go to work. Watched asmr videos all day, alright I suppose.



Nice. I'm alright, just made myself a sandwich.


Get well soon lad.



Hope it clears up soon lad, I often hear people talking about asmr. What exactly is it?


What is in the sandwich lad?



Peanut butter as usual.

Literally speaking, ASMR stands for "automatic sensory meridian response", which is basically a tingly sensation that some people get when hearing certain sounds recorded binaurally. Online there is an ASMR scene, mainly consisting of youtubers doing roleplay scenario videos for lonely people.




Cheers lads, but I prefer a spicy ring hole over work. ASMR is tingles in the brain, cute girls make videos to induce it, you can pretend they are your gf.


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My pile of wank socks is starting to smell. Going to have to throw them out and get fresh ones this week.



Good lad. I hope to take up gardening as a hobby when I move out.



It really is a very comfy hobby. It has been really nice watching the plum tree I planted grow, it was shorter than me when I planted it now it is over twice my height in two years. Bugger still has not given me any plums yet though.



What else do you grow, lad?


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Gooseberries, blackcurrants, redcurrants, whitecurrants, strawberries, apples, cherries. Some wild blackberries growing in a field so I wrapped them around my garden fence. That is it for perennial stuff. I grew onions, carrots and potatoes this year in my allotment.



Nice, do you make jam from any of the fruits?

My grandad used to grow blackcurrants and make jam from them and it tasted great.


>stormzy performing at creamfields in 3 days

who's coming with me then?



Not on your nelly lad.



Nah, I just eat most of them raw, I do make a fool with the gooseberries though, and I forgot to mention I grow rhubarb as well, which I also make a fool with. I usually go walking down the country lanes and collect elderflower for when I make a gooseberry fool. I do have a jam making kit though so I am going to try it at some point.



Good lad, be sure to let us know how you get on if you do decide to try making some jam.


I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.



Night lad.

Morning lads.


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Do you lads lads Squarepusher.




I haven't gone to a hairdresser in over a decade.


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I just want a gf


I passed my Module 2 today, wasn't expecting that since it has been a few weeks since I've been on a bike.

Now I can sell my piece of shit 125cc. I've been looking forward to this.


Parents have gone on holiday lads, so I can sit around without clothes on and not have to worry.

I have no plans to live any differently other than that, maybe play anything I watch a bit louder, and not pause stuff when they come upstairs.



Congratulations lad.


I used to love that feeling when I was a kid.


Just went round to Spar for some milk and had to wait in the queue behind some autistic woman and what I assume is her mother. The autist had random tufts of hair but was mostly bald, and she kept trying to touch me and the guy in front of them.

Every time she did her mum would pull her arm and give me a smile as if to say "Aww, the poor dear heehee ;)" which pissed me off to no end.

Keep your fucking subhuman away from me you utter cretin.



how cute was she?



>random tufts of hair but was mostly bald




pretty cute?



Not very, she looked like one of the concentration camp jews from Schindler's List



I don't know, I'm not the anon who saw her, but the fact she's only got tufts of hair doesn't make me think "cute".



sort of cute?



not cute


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Thanks lad.

This is the next bike I want.



obnoxious loud bike cunt fuck off



SVs aren't that loud.


Just had a cinnamon swirl from Asda, very tasty.


who /succumbingtohedonism/ here



On the contrary, I've recently started eating less, working out, and stopped drinking beer.



Sorry lad, cannot say I am. It is the opposite for me, on day 4 of nofap and feeling good.


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based chinks


Something else that's going to change while mummy and daddy are away, the dog is allowed in my room.




gas those MPs tbh


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Feel free to stop posting this talentless munter any time lad.



Don't go there lad. She is literally perfect and so is all of her music.


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When will the grimesposters unite and expel the extreme minority of lads who don't appreciate quality music?



She's a barely passable 4/10 and her "music" is on par with all the other drivel currently in the charts.



I really pity you lad, to be both deaf and blind is a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I hope they find a cure for your disability one day.


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>barely passable 4/10



Yes, thanks for the 3 pics of her reinforcing what I said.



Where do you live. Let's meet for a fight.











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>tfw giving advice to someone but it actually applies to yourself too

It's strange how solutions to my own problems become much clearer when I see my own traits in others.


Goodnight guys.


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I miss this


This heat is very uncomfortable.


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>tfw the same person keeps asking if they can drive your car around every time you stop in a car-park

The most irritating kind of person.



Is that a common occurrence where you live?



doesn't he just want to learn to drive? stop being such a mardy arse



I'm not sure.


Yes, which is precisely why I don't trust him to drive my car around a busy car park.

I let him once and he adjusted my seat without even asking. Do you know how long it takes to get your seat back to the proper position after someone has fucked about with it?


These British apples from Lidl are the best I've ever tasted.



very selfish tbh



Refusing to get out your car, switch seats and hold everyone up just so someone can have a go at stalling your car multiple times and awkwardly driving it is not selfish.


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>An inclusive area for the LGBT+ community on Twitch.



I like pink lady apples the most, they're relatively expensive though.



>holding everyone up

is this a parking lot or the m1?



I mean everyone else who is in the car.



>parking lot



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weeb shit


What have you lads been up to today then.



Horrific vocal, chorus is unlistenable. There's breathy singing, and then there's just being silly.


I not long got up, about to eat breakfast.



You never like any song I post. What the HECK is your problem?


I'm going to start eating more fruit. I got 1kg of BRITISH plums from Asda the other day, and some BRITISH apples (mentioned earlier), grapefruit, oranges and peaches from Lidl today.


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Do you lads like this song?



I have a different taste in music to you, as you do to me. You give your opinion with something along the lines of "superb", "fantastic", "the best", or "utterly tremendous", and then I give my opinion, usually specifying exactly what it is that irks me about it. I don't think there's a problem here.


No, it's very amateur in fact, from the song writing to the production.


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Internet trolls BTFO


I wish I was a more avid reader.



I find it funny how everyone complains about "trolls" when they're not the people online they should be worried about. The idiots that epople celebrate getting whats coming to them are just chavs and other normies stupid enough to write comments with their names attached. The people who could actually cause them problems online wouldn't be seen writing some stupid message to them on twitter.


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Sorry to hear that you don't enjoy poppy lad.

Have something edgy instead.



Reminds me of the myspace days.


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I miss him, lads.


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just got killed 3 times in a row by some polish cunts in hurtworld



Pierdole kurwa ))) On a more serious note, what is hurtworld?




It's (yet another) post-apoc survival/basebuilding/PVP game.

I prefer it to other games because all the servers have monthly wipes so it doesn't get stale as fuck with newcomers instantly getting wiped out by power armoured ruskie deathsquads and the map isn't permanently shit up with newbie bases that were built by folk who stopped playing after 2 hours (like in Rust for example).


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>mum walked in on me wanking

>had 4 hairbands on my willy at the time



I hope you gave her a stern talking-to for invading your privacy.


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>hairbands on my willy


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>had 4 hairbands on my willy at the time



Kind of serves you right lad, you should never wank in a compromising fashion when other people are around the house, and you should always keep one ear listening out for people outside your room. You cannot trust others to not walk in on you unless you have a door lock, and even then they could always be listening.



Might not have an option lad, I know I only have on average one night a month when neither my mum and dad arent in the house when I am.




haven't any of you used a cock ring before?


this >>57459 it was about an hour after she'd gone to sleep and usually once she's out she's out



>cock ring


How did she react?



Makes it way better tbh

She was shocked it didn't help that the guy in the porn was hung like a horse



Is she attractive?



Lad she's 60




I'm not saying you can't wank when they're around, just don't do it in a way that you can't hide in a split second, like putting four hairbands on your dick while not listening out for people coming.


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Cacophonic crap, like almost everything else in the IDM genre.


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>tfw no Spanish civil war to volunteer in.


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Well shit, I guess he can make decent music after all. Pure frantic jazz-funk, awesome.


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In an interview with French publication Le Figaro Russian President Vladimir Putin revealed that a US president is more often than not just a figurehead of government. A certain person may be elected by the public on the basis of his merit and ideals – but rarely is this person able to formulate policy. Putin explained that the ‘Bureaucracy’ in the US, which is more commonly known as the Deep State, is very powerful and as such does not allow any real change in policy direction.

>I have already spoken to three US Presidents. They come and go, but politics stay the same at all times.

>Do you know why? Because of the powerful bureaucracy. When a person is elected, they may have some ideas. Then people with briefcases arrive, well dressed, wearing dark suits, just like mine, except for the red tie, since they wear black or dark blue ones. These people start explaining how things are done. And instantly, everything changes. This is what happens with every administration.



>I only have on average one night a month when neither my mum and dad arent in the house when I am

In retrospect, this was a major silver lining to my parents splitting up when I was 18.



I thought cock rings were just for guys doing orgy porn and need to keep it up when it's not their turn



It still baffles me that this is seen as a radical idea.



He's not wrong. Every time someone gets elected, all the campaign promises immediately go out the window, and it's replaced with so much backpedaling that they end up being no different to the previous government. Pure cohencidence I'm sure.



Based race of uber-autists about to take over the world.

Are Indians that bad? Seems to me they're a lot less awful than the other two demographics there



Not in a violent sense at least, but they're definitely a sneaky bunch, I'd imagine they'd try and scam you more than anything, and the Chinese are probably used to that.

Indians are fucking terrible in general though, have you seen india? Clinging to the side of trains, shitting in the streets, bathing in the river the float corpses down.

I'm sure the higher caste indians are better than the peasant ones, and the casts are definitely completely different ancestry, but they're still bad.


All I've eaten today is porridge, a peanut butter sandwich, and an apple, but I just watched so many videos about sweets and chocolate that I feel a bit sick, and like I have to brush my teeth.


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you deserve to get walked in on, faggot

sort yourself out


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I honestly don't care any more. The decline is too rapid to be reversed by anything short of a full-scale war between first world countries at this point.

gg no re



>a full-scale war between first world countries

It'll happen eventually, it's just a matter of when.


There seems to be some confusion about britpol in here. The majority of them are now posting on /brit/, a board for general threads dedicated to the discussion of British politics. The small splinter group of serial shitposters who are responsible for cross-board raids splintered off months back and are now on /britpolitics/.

Learn the difference, it could save your life.


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And let me guess, it's the ones that ARENT serial shitposters that created a board specifically for shitposting?



The board that got posted on ours has nothing to do with /brit/. From what I understand, /britpolitics/, is splintering again.


Last night I managed to dent and massively scratch up the side of my car against a bollard

Why am I such a fuck up lads?



>hmm, maybe if there's a war I wont have to get a job or anything



What is it about brit/pol/ that causes these constant unending splits and movements? Britfeel split once from 4chan to 8chan and has been stable for close to 3 years



It's because anyone who decides to become a mod/board owner isnt the sort of person who should be I assume.

We got quite lucky in having a board owner who really believes in the core principles of britfeel.



They moved from 4chan during GG, and from 8chan when the mods kept deleting their threads for perceived anti-white sentiment (Dresden memes and being anti-Polish mass immigration). Then came /britpol/ which was abandoned because the BO went missing, and now we have /brit/, which since the great extirpation of shitposters has been a good board, albeit a bit slower.



Oversimplification tbh

/politics/ started 2016 actually


It's just the BumBumKing

He is a good lad when he doesn't do this sort of thing tbh


Excessive moderation

That's it really



>a good board

>since Feb 2017






>>a good board


>>since Feb 2017



Implying ANY of the boards are good. Everything's a shitshow as far as britpol is concerned, you need to burn it all to the ground.


I invite you lads to compare /brit/ with any of the attempts at splinter boards and see for yourself the character of this eternal delinquent who has taken it upon himself to advertise one of said cesspits on here.


>Finally have some time off

>Get really anxious thinking about what to do with my time off

>End up doing nothing

Well at least today I've got an excuse, I've got a package here because the neighbors were out, so I can't go out for long until that's picked up.



Do any of you lads know what the nerve center is? Seems like some sort of amalgamation of posts, I can see we're on there towards the end though.



Most active threads?


It takes FAR TOO LONG for bitcoins to transfer to dreammarket.

I miss alphabay.



I watched this today and can't remember if it was me who posted this.



I do love are Claire.



It was me. He is a smart lad, probably the smartest lad in the Alt. Right.


How are you lads doing today? I might watch an anime film.


How big is his Pepe folder?



Maybe, I don't agree with him on everything but I like him more than just about everyone else with a youtube channel.



He's not really a meme guy, he's more old Alt. Right



>Scotts are purer than English

holy fuck, anglos on fucking suicide watch



Are you sure you are setting the right fee?

mine moves pretty quick.



Probably not.

Not like it matters now anyway, I've already missed the deadline for next day delivery.


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It's really like I'm playing Bio Hazard Battle.




>The Nerve Center is 8chan's overboard. It shows threads from all 8chan boards in catalog view. The Nerve Center can display up to eight boards of your choosing by adding the board names to the URL. For example, nerv.8ch.net/board1/board2/board3/boardetc. You cannot create threads or moderate boards from the Nerve Center.

What it really needs is a blacklist feature, where you can choose what boards you don't want to see, because right now it's basically the "leftypol and porn" catalog.


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He can't keep getting away with this!

lads, I really don't approve of the moob posting, it makes me not want to come here, having to look at those rank faggot udders every-time I visit britfeel



Shift-clicking a thread on the catalog will hide it, and on the index there is a [ - ] you can use to hide a thread. BO should just delete it though, tripfags NOT welcome.




Eight hours and Dreammarket still doesn't have my bitcoin.



I think you may have put too small of a fee on it


try this at few seconds past the hour as they only have limited space and you should get your coins within an hour or 2




Are you buying drugs?



I'll just wait it out tonight.





Pretty much the only reason anyone actually uses cryptocurrencies, among other illicit activities.



How do you do it? Asking for a friend



1. Download TOR, a bitcoin wallet and GPG encryption software

1. Buy bitcoin from Localbitcoin.com

2. Transfer bitcoin to a bitcoin wallet of your choice

3. Transfer bitcoin to dream market

4. buy drugs off dream market

5. Encrypt your address using the vendors encryption key and paste it in the notes after you buy it


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why would you rather wait and be potentiality annoyed in the morning when you still can't place an order?



I have enough to last me a while so there's no hurry.


Having a few drinks tonight lads, had the day off, got tomorrow off too. Hoping to get a little merry before I go to bed.



What you drinking lad? Got Monday off too?



Yes lad. 5 day weekend. I did specifically book the thursday and friday though.

I've got some Elvis Juice, and some Punk IPA. Both from brewdog.



not a fan of these new extra-hoppy meme beers tbh


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The link doesn't work.

This is stupid. I should have got my drugs today but now I'll be lucky if I see them before Monday.



I can see why people wouldnt like them, but I like hoppy, so can't really complain.


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He's gone.



Did he finally leave humanity behind?


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>tfw I fucked up my tribute F


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Bitcoins STILL haven't transferred.

What a pisstake this is.


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It is a sign to halt your deviant ways lad.



Blaming those who are demonstrably responsible is the same as scapegoating the h-whites

We're the jews now lads…


Friday, wahey, bank holiday weekend, WAHEY.

<NEETs please pretend to be excited

What are you lads up to then?



I've done something pretty much every night for the past 2 weeks so I want to lie in bed watching shitty animated sitcoms whilst eating Doritos and drinking cheap gin.



>I have enough to last me a while so there's no hurry.

it's worked for me multiple times



Nothing, I usually work weekends but I have this one off.

My friend and I are planning to climb Mt. Snowdon next weekend so that should be fun if it pans out.



watch venture bros it'll improve the experience ten fold


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i cant…believe hes gone…my bros…just doesnt feel real… *coughs up blood*


I woke up maybe an hour or so ago, but I'm still in bed. I didn't have dinner yesterday, and I only had some salad thing the day before, but I'm still not particularly hungry. My room is chaotic and cluttered, everything is everywhere. It's been about 12 days since I last showered or changed out of these clothes. I've spent almost every single one of those days just hooked onto my computer without seeing daylight, and I've got dark black rings around my eyes from it.

I feel like the part of my brain that would previously feel depressed, disgusted, regretful, or ashamed under these circumstances has been switched off or removed, because I still feel pretty positive and content internally, even though I can clearly see that things aren't right. It's like I'm at peace with myself, without actually wanting to be. I don't take drugs or anything, so I don't understand it.



I can't watch more than 2 shows at once. I have to finish bojack horseman first.



Why the fuck can't you just wash yourself? That's gross.



to intelligent



come on fella motivation is hard to come by



Do you brush your teeth?



It's just never been part of my routine, and it involves me going out of my way to try and find clothes, gather my shower stuff, set everything in the bathroom up, shower, do all the post-shower stuff, and then put everything back. Normally all I have to do to in a day is just get out of bed, brush my teeth, and make meals when I feel too hungry to do anything else, and the rest of the day I can waste away on the computer. Lately it's even been difficult to get myself to go downstairs to get more water, I'll just sit there putting it off for an hour or more until I feel like I absolutely have to drink something.


Yes, twice a day, it's just part of my routine when I first and last use the toilet. I also splash and rub my face with cold water at these times, so my face isn't greasy like it used to get. I don't get spots or anything.



>it involves me going out of my way to try and find clothes, gather my shower stuff, set everything in the bathroom up, shower, do all the post-shower stuff, and then put everything back.

You mean a normal 10 minute shower routine?



>and it involves me going out of my way to try and find clothes, gather my shower stuff, set everything in the bathroom up, shower, do all the post-shower stuff, and then put everything back.

woah i bet that takes ages la' ; 4 )


Think the longest I've been without a shower is four days.



I think I've gone around 2 months, that was a pretty dark time.



About two weeks for me.




It takes 30 to 40 minutes, sometimes more, and I think my personal best is 20 minutes. That said, the issue isn't so much the length of time (although that is part of it), it's more that it's not an automatic process like brushing my teeth, it takes a concious effort. It's like whenever you do something out of the ordinary, it's a bigger deal because you have to really think about what you're doing rather than just running on autopilot. Combine that with me being in a state where I even procrastinate on going downstairs to eat or refill a cup of water, as well as a lifetime of avoiding showers, the fact I haven't showered for 12 days should come as no surprise.

This isn't a justification by the way, just my best explanation from my introspection on why it is I see showers as such a big disruption to my life, while everyone else treats it like an un-noteworthy extension of their morning shit.


My record is 6 weeks, and for many years showering once every 3 to 4 weeks was standard.


You smelly bastards.



fuck off norman



I think I smelt worse a week ago. A couple of days ago it was really hot and I was sweating, so I wiped myself dry with some tissues, which seemed to remove the lingering odour I'd had for the past week.



Sorry lad, I promise not to shower until Tuesday.


>so I wiped myself dry with some tissues

It's all coming out now, how many baby wipes have you used? Been swimming lately? Stood naked in the rain?



No to all of those things. I haven't been outside since whenever it was I went for a walk with my dad, and I haven't been swimming since I was 12. I guessed I've used wipes on my arse a couple of times when loo roll wasn't enough, if that counts.


Alright lads, haven't posted much in the last few weeks. Two weeks valium free now, over the worst of the withdrawals.





Alright lad, fancy some valium?



nah mate I'm safe thanks



Good lad.



I'll take some



Oh wow.

Tomorrow will be my 2 weeks without valium too.



That's gross.


>still haven't won the lottery

It's not fair


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Are you the retail lad who took it a lot or are you someone else? Either way, good job. Weird that we both freed ourselves of the pharmaceutical Jew around the same time.


cheers pal


Gonna write a list lads.


Soon mate, I bet a bunch of really boring cunts win it.



that felt like an insult



It wasn't.



What kind of list?



ok, it felt like you were saying boring cunts win it so I should eventually win as a boring cunt myself.



To do list, lad. I find it extremely satisfying crossing things off.


Are you a boring cunt? What would you buy with your millions?



Nice to see a fellow listlad on here, I have a whiteboard in my room that I write things on in the morning, makes me about 5 times more likely to actually do them.



I used to write todo lists in my organiser, but eventually I began just writing the things I had done that day and then crossing them off to look like I'd planned it, rather than actually planning in advance. The last week and a half is completely blank.


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I've only done it once recently and everything was done pretty quickly, I have 15 things on this one, might add get gf.



Yeah, I work in retail so that's probably me.





Do you miss it at all? I kind of miss it but at the same time I feel pretty determined to not take it again.


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Thailand former Prime Minister don run


>Former Thailand Prime Minister, Yingluck Shinawatra, don run comot from di country as dem wan try her over rice subsidy corruption

Why people no dey go UK again


>E be like say Brexit na one of di reasons why people no dey go UK again

Tori from around di world


>Update about tori and things wey dey happen outside we continent



Not really because I know I'll just have to go through getting off it again.

On the bright side I don't have to deal with all the negative symptoms that benzos bring like the memory loss, confusion, fatigue.



My memory is completely fucked atm. I recently forgot I had a dog. He's been staying at my dad's for a bit and I never asked for him back because I straight up forgot he existed. Really makes me think.


>tfw feel incredibly isolated from everyone around me

>can even be having a conversation with another human being and still feel incredibly alone

>don't even bother trying to make proper friends anymore because I don't connect with anyone

anyone else know this feel?



I know that feel lad. I sometimes think just how different most people's lives are to my own, where the only interaction with other humans is with my family about once a week, and writing a couple of anonymous messages to other anonymous people per day. There's a whole aspect of life that other people are engaged with, like having lovers, friends, acquaintances, colleagues, even interactions with complete strangers, and I can't relate to any of it. 99% of my life is spent alone in this room, just catching glimpses of what life is supposed to be like through the internet.



I feel like I'd maybe have a decent friendship if I knew a "robot" type person in real life, but all relations I have with normal people feel like a complete waste. Us and them are just so far apart that to have them enjoy your company everything has to be faked, and it's just not really worth it.




Were you drinking a lot when you first started to quit?

I drank and chainsmoked nonstop. I've cut down a lot on that now that I've started to feel better though.


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I've been wanting to buy a rug for a few years. Goodnight lads.



Goodnight mate, sleep well.



Fucking hell, so the "limited state" shite has already started.




what the fuck does that even have to do with fruit juice?

I thought it was just your average Swedish government infomercial or something until the end part.


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Morning lads.

Will you be watching the fight tonight?



Morning lad, Im not usualy awake this early but I somehow woke up. Probably the headache that's bothering me.

I do not plan on watching the fight, I have no interest in that sort of thing.

How you doing today lad?



Morning. No I will not, no interest whatsoever in boxing.





Maybe, the main reason I'm not that bothered about watching it is because I actually like boxing

I think the only reason to watch it would be for the upset


Good morning lads.


Good morning lad, I will be watching in the hope that only the build up was a huge gimmick and I get to see a man die in the first three rounds.


quake champions is fun



Also my prediction is either a McGregor TKO or Mayweather by very close decision, a rematch will be announced within the month for boxing day/new years eve, it will be fought on a moving train or the ISS. Is there anything more fixed than boxing?





>Is there anything more fixed than boxing?

Does professional wrestling count?



No, it has a script.



You don't get much more fixed than that.


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AdNauseam - https://adnauseam.io/

Causes Google to defraud their customers that paid for advertising, causing Google to pay out refunds and harming how their business model is perceived by companies.

TrackMeNot - https://cs.nyu.edu/trackmenot/

Periodically searches for something random on a search engine in order to disrupt profile builders.

Google forced to pay untold millions in refunds to their defrauded customers, thanks to things like AdNauseam.


>Google Issuing Refunds to Advertisers Over Fake Traffic, Plans New Safeguard

>Some advertisers question level of refunds, want more details about fraudulent traffic

>In the past few weeks, Google has informed hundreds of marketers and ad agency partners about the issue with invalid traffic, known in the industry as “ad fraud.” The ads were bought using the company’s DoubleClick Bid Manager over the course of a few months this year, primarily in the second quarter.

Book on privacy and obfuscation by the people behind both AdNauseam and TrackMeNot.


Kill Jewgle


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Seems ballsy, but I guess it's easier to state these kinds of things publicly when you're a lonely billionaire with nothing to lose.


Just cut up some cardboard boxes that were in my room to clear some space, gave me flashbacks to when I was doing that at work all day. It was only two large-ish medium sized ones and two smaller ones, but I feel knackered already.


I am extremely tired, goodnight guys.


I just made homemade tomato and mushroom soup. It was an incredibly lazy recipe, just tinned tomatoes and tinned mushrooms, blended together with salt, pepper, garlic, onion powder and chilli powder. But it came out lovely.



Night laddo.


Off to my dad's for the night, have a good night lads.


I'm so bored lads.


I'm still bored lads.


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Go to the woods and make something like I did , btw I'm a cunt


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>size limits



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what's his name


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>btw I'm a cunt



Jacob Rees-Logg

>tfw no dryad gf


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Hey guys, haven't posted in a while, glad to see Britfeel still exists, it's been nearly three years.

Sorry for never finishing the game lads. Hope life has somehow improved for you all over the past three years. Scotland is still shit. How are you all doing?

Actually googled 'britfeel' and saw my """original""" art being used in some normo facebook group. Disgraceful.


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Link group & come back tbh lad



It is going pretty good for me lad, been going to the gym for 6 months or so, put on some good muscle, gardening is all going well.

>I have been here for 3 years

Where did the time go? Also does this mean you are back now or are you just dropping in?



No, I will only ever promote the one true britfeel. You can easily google it though.


Hey that's good to hear. Well done. I don't know really. I like to come back and lurk but I don't really know whats happened in the past few months so I'm out of the culture completely.

When September comes around, it reminds me of when britfeel began and it makes me want to come take a look and hope all the good guys are still here and doing okay.



Welcome back lad.

>Hope life has somehow improved for you all over the past three years.

H-haha. A lot of things have happened but ultimately I'm back where I started.



I was thinking about it today, my thoughts and feelings seem the same as three years ago, but I know things have changed and improved. Maybe its the same for you?



I think I'm in the opposite scenario. My thoughts and feelings have changed for the better, but I'm a NEET sitting in my bedroom, at my computer, in my pyjamas, after waking up at 8pm and not washing or leaving the house for 13 days, which is pretty much what I was doing between 2008 - 2014.


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We don't deserve to continue as a race.


Who else /awake/ ?



Me, gonna make lunch I think.



Whats your schedule like at the moment lad?

I got up at 8AM today, it's probably about time I went to bed, but I've got nothing accomplished today, so I don't feel like I should.




I get up when I'm too irritable to stay in bed, I eat and drink when I'm too hungry and/or thirsty to go without, and I go to bed when I'm too exhausted to remain at my computer. So my "schedule" is basically: procrastinate -> feel impulse -> ignore impulse -> can no longer ignore impulse -> satisfy the impulse -> repeat until disruption appears.



>Scotland is still shit.

That hurts, lad. At least we're still >90% white.



White women don't deserve to continue.



62% remain voters.


drunk drove through mcdonalds drive-thru again



you need to knock that shit off



i know, the problem is that when i'm drunk i'm honestly "out of my mind" and can't do anything to stop myself

the only solution is to stop drinking entirely

fuck that



That just feels like an excuse



not an excuse, an explanation



Nah he was right, it is an excuse. If you're so "out of your mind" that you're going out and putting people's lives at risk, you need to do whatever it takes to stop that happening. If you're too much of a retard to handle a drink without losing it then you shouldn't be drinking.


I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.


it's half past five you nutter


got a bag of starmix



It's far closer to normal time than 10am - 1pm like I've been doing recently, it's the most normal time I've gone to bed in ages. I woke up about half 8 last night after going to bed here >>57626 .



haha nah



You're going to end up in prison, and you'll deserve it.



How do you ever expect to get a job or actually do anything with your life when you are sleeping like this?



Don't pretend you're me.



I think "haha nah" was an appropriate answer for you.


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>Civic nationalism doesn't wo-


ate too many starmix




Have you had a good day?


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Yeah I forgot about that. It's striking when you travel down south and see the liquorice allsorts selection of diversity

trying to look for a good GPU lads, what the fuck happened to the prices?











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