No.7576
>no calendar
YOU HAD ONE JOB
No.7577
>>7573
Aye man. Made a cake.
No.7578
*le sigh* there's no protein in the house and I'm bulking..
No.7579
>>7577
nice, what type? I'm too lazy to cook
No.7581
>>7579
Lemon, with orange buttercream.
No.7582
>>7581
sounds like an odd mix, but I hope it's nice
No.7583
>>7581
Sounds nice, my mum is making a cake today too. Don't know what type though.
No.7584
>>7582
Aye, it's really good, really light and the citrus flavours gel well together,
No.7585
>watching people read their DNA results
>black girl talking about how she can totally identify with Britain just because a slaver fucked one of her ancestors.
No.7586
>>7583
You can't beat mummy's cake.
No.7587
>>7585
everyone wants to be us
No.7588
>>7585
top cuck
also lads why is greentext turned off?
No.7589
>>7588
Greentext isn't turned off.
No.7590
>>7588
If you're talking about exodus. I noticed before it just stopped working, as in linking and green text.
No.7591
What the fuck is wrong with the quotes
No.7592
>>7591
all looks the fine on my end, might be your computer
No.7593
want to shave but I know il get like 5 spots if I do. My facial hair is so shit, looks like shaven pubes on my face
No.7594
>>7593
same, sucks being a manlet
No.7595
>>7591
That's something to do with your phone probably
No.7596
>>7590
>>7591
See above.
It's fine on actual browser. It's just the app mate.
No.7597
No.7598
>>7597
Was messed up for me too, I refreshed and its fixed.
No.7599
>>7592
I'm having the same issue
No.7600
No.7601
>>7599
try reloading the page
No.7602
>>7601
yeah fixed now
the app is still fucked though
No.7603
Seems like the greentext issue was a temporary global problem with the site, but it's fixed now. Go into your settings and force stop the app, then open it again if you still have issues.
No.7604
>>7603
nope, not fixing it
No.7605
No.7606
>>7605
Aye, you know what you did. Buck up mate.
No.7607
Turning the phone off and on again doesn't fix it either.
What the fuck did they do to the site
No.7608
>>7607
No idea mate. It's same for mine too. It might be being patched? Who knows.
No.7609
No.7610
>>7609
>>7609
How's this going to fix it on mobile though
No.7611
>tfw whole family think you're lazy because you stay in your room depressed all day
Anyone know this feel?
No.7614
>>7611
Yeah it was like that for me for a long time, but ever since my depression got to the point of being mildly suicidal and then me getting diagnosed with asperger's, I just get treated like the "special" member of the family AKA like a retard. They've pretty much given up hope of me ever getting a job, moving out, or having my own family, and I have too to be honest.
No.7615
No.7616
>>7615
No worries. They'll probably patch it soon.
No.7617
>>7616
>They'll probably patch it soon.
The last update to the exodus code was on 13th Feb.
No.7618
I feel like I'm past the really bad side effects of the fluoxetine a bit, feel a little better today
No.7619
>>7617
Aye, but now it's inherently broken it'll make it more likely to have a fix put in.
No.7620
>>7614
same here, it's not too bad until my sister comes to visit, she's younger than me and such a normie, my parents love her
No.7621
>>7618
that's good, I'm trying to come off them, it's been three years now, but withdrawals such a bitch
No.7622
fucking hotwheels keeps messing with the layout
No.7623
>>7622
On the positive side, the new boards page looks a lot nicer. Can't sort by each column anymore though which is kind of gay.
No.7624
my throat hurts so fucking bad
fuck this cold
No.7625
Might walk the pennine way soon lads. Did it a bit last year and I loved it.
>2 weeks without having to talk to anybody
No.7626
random request lads does anyone have the wojak picture where he is smiling and licking his lips? The one used in pic related
No.7627
>>7626
I found it by cropping and reverse image searching.
No.7629
Tories want mental health patients to wear wristbands
wat
No.7630
No.7631
No.7632
No.7633
No.7634
Right sorted shit today. Found a white cleaning lady, who starts next week. Bought a Ryobi paint sprayer. And bought a shit load of decking.
No.7635
>>7631
you're in the wrong part of town fuccboi
No.7636
>>7632
>one candidate for cambridge says this
>therefore it's tory policy
this is on the same level as UKIP slander
No.7638
>>7629
Brilliant idea, then we immediately know who to avoid. Maybe they ought to all live in the same areas too, to make it easier? We could wall of parts of the city for them.
No.7639
>>7637
>>7638
brit/pol/, I know we like to hang out sometimes, but this place just isn't for you lads
seriously though if you're not mentally ill what the fuck are you doing here
No.7640
>>7639
I'm just 'avin a giggle m8
No.7641
>>7639
This was always brit/pol/ territory, you are here because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.
seriously though you didn't spot the obvious spoof in walling off the mentally ill? I was having you on mate
No.7642
>>7641
>>7640
you never know lads, some people can be really mean ;_;
>always brit/pol/
I know, I know. But I was refferring specifically to 8/pol/ because other than me they're like 100% NatSoc and have a notoriously low tolerance for anything deemed "degeneracy"
No.7643
Lupus if you are ITT do you want that £40 you gave me ages ago back? Should be getting my first paycheck soon.
No.7644
No.7645
>>7643
>>7644
what's going on here
No.7646
>>7645
A kipper always pays his debts lad
No.7647
>>7646
why did lupus give you money? When did this exchange occur? Is there some sort of secret britfeel shenanigans going on that I'm not aware of?
No sir I don't like it.
No.7648
>>7646
Be sure that you have the money first though man, don't put yourself out, I can wait.
No.7649
>>7647
This was ages ago but I deleted the posts so people wouldn't make fun of me
No.7650
No.7651
>>7649
I thought we shared everything here
This kind of feels like being back at school where your supposed friend group makes plans behind your back and don't invite you.
No.7652
>>7651
To be fair, it's more like when the poor kid pretends to have a funeral on the day of the school trip so no one knows he's poor.
No.7653
>>7651
>scrounging money from a cripple
>making plans without you
Lel
No.7654
>>7650
I homestly think I might be part Jewish, I have a desire for wealth on a totally instinctual level
No.7655
>>7653
yeah, they'd have trivialized it as "no big deal" as well
No.7656
Honestly lads I wish apple would make a new version of the iPhone 4s. Of all the phones I've had I like it the most. A larger form factor just feels unessecary to me.
No.7657
>>7653
also that seems a kinda harsh way of talking about someone who lent you money.
Surprised you're even bothering to pay it back
No.7658
>>7657
Pretty sure she describes herself as a cripple fairly often m8, lighten up
No.7660
>>7658
didn't cover my second point m8
y you paying her back if you're such a jew
No.7661
>>7660
I don't like being in debt to people. It makes me feel uncomfortable. If I ever get rich I even plan to refund my parents the average cost of raising a child to age 18 in the UK.
No.7662
>>7658
I'm crippled too m8, give us £1000 pls
No.7663
>>7661
It's not debt if you had no intention of paying it back, it's just theft
No.7664
>>7662
No, Lupus gave me money, I'm just paying her back
>>7663
The money was a gift, I'm paying it back because I choose to. I have zero obligation to pay her back.
No.7665
>>7664
>I have zero obligation to pay her back.
that was my point
I wasn't saying that you shouldn't pay her back, merely that if you really wanted to jew her it wouldn't be difficult
No.7666
>>7665
Oh, it's all good then. Been up since 5am so gonna get some sleep. Night lads.
No.7667
>>7665
Internet is being a proper cunt. And aye, essentially it was money to help out that month. No strings attached. We deleted the posts so nobody judge him for being a poor kid.
No.7668
>>7667
We're all poor though.
No.7669
>>7668
It was for something in particular that improve his life and depression, so thought I'd help.
No.7670
>>7669
I meant nobody would judge him for being poor. #doledosserlads
No.7671
>>7670
Aye, but I can understand why he'd feel embarrassed and not want people to know.
No.7672
>>7669
We'll probably find out you were actually funding his drug addiction.
No.7673
No.7674
>>7673
It was steroids, wasn't it?
No.7675
>>7674
;_; i-it wasn't meant to be…
No.7677
>>7675
DON'T CLICK
wow you fucker
No.7678
No.7679
No.7680
No.7681
>>7680
That would have been shit, have my headphones on kek.
Incidentally, anyone interested in this. I just went on the website and as of last month every PDF is available for free to download.
No.7682
>>7678
kind of want to ban him tbh
No.7684
>>7683
>not /mischief/ing in the halfchan thread
No.7685
>>7683
there's /mischief/ then there's being a faggot
No.7686
No.7687
>>7676
:(
Blood shot out my nose all over me.
No.7688
No.7689
>>7686
Temp ban just for being a knob, it's too late for that shit.
No.7690
>>7689
Full ban.
What kind of cunt does that.
Someone did that to me in school years ago and I slapped the fuck out of him for it.
No.7691
No.7692
>>7690
Aye, you don't want him then going to halfchan spreading how we ban over /mischief/ though. Further making us all look like Whiney cunts, despite what him doing being a proper dick move. Needs to be long enough so he won't do it again but not enough so he isn't a spiteful prick.
No.7693
>inb4 more halfchan rumours about mods banning everyone
idgaf
No.7694
No.7695
>>7693
Well I withdraw my claim then mate. Fuck him.
No.7696
>>7694
That's justified I think.
No.7697
And on that note, time to try and get some sleep
>tfw the screamer jolted my heart into action and now not tired
Ffs
No.7698
>>7697
Speak tomorrow, sleep well man,
I really like the system I'm reading in the 4th edition of Talislanta. It differs from the 5th edition as this one focuses on archetype rather than career which the 5th edition does. Either way I like it. I might start a Skype group.
No.7699
the royal mail assessment is fucking ridiculous. You have a minute to see if there are any differences in the post codes/numbers. It sounds easy but when you only have a minute to do a whole page, then it gets sweaty
No.7700
>>7699
btw I realise I got the top one wrong, fuark
No.7701
>>7698
Ok. I'm getting a little put off. Most of the physical characteristics of the archetypes are darkies, I'll let you know when I find a none bronze/olive/black skinned character I'm half way through the list.
No.7702
>>7701
Literally the first white. Kikes confirmed.
No.7703
>>7702
Ok. Found my archetype…
>Physical Characteristics: 4’6”-5’6”, 80-110 lbs. Ivory-skinned, hair dyed sapphire blue or emerald green (naturally a pale brown or hazel); often disguised as a member of another race.
>Special Abilities: Beguile by scent; males (other than Batrean and Imrian) must make Willpower roll to resist any suggestion made by the Batrean female.
Basically reality right?
No.7704
Time for bed. I got delayed because I left my shower way too late, and now it's 2am again. Need to be up for 8am for therapy too (which I'm not looking forward too, I did shit this week), wish I'd thought more about this in advance. Oh well, goodnight.
No.7705
>>7704
>tfw waking up and the last post is yours
That means I've woken up at a decent time.
No.7706
No.7707
>>7706
Yup. Anyway I'm off for a couple of hours, see you later.
No.7708
No.7709
No.7710
No.7711
>>7710
Jesus, this site is… 'Authentic' might stick to roll20. Fucking aye.
No.7712
>>7711
Are you just talking to yourself, cause I ain't got a clue what you're talking about
No.7713
>>7712
Updating on my progress but essentially yes. I'm starting an RPG group.
No.7714
lads some guy on 4/fit/ just had a stroke after going to hard on diddylift
Press F to pay respects
No.7715
starting to adapt to work both physically and mentally guys
my feet and back don't ache as much and I'm not dreading going in today
No.7716
>>7715
Good work lad. Let's hope you don't start enjoying the company of pollacks.
No.7717
>>7716
kek, it's honestly a toss up between which are nice and which are cunts. I just talk to the brits because they're always friendly and there's less of a language barrier. The closest I've had to a conversation with a polack was just the two of us saying "kurwa" over and over again
No.7718
>>7717
I see, well at least you can bond over the common hatred of whores.
No.7719
>>7714
F
>tfw deadlift day tomorrow
Time for my final day lads
No.7720
>>7713
Who with?
C-can I join?
No.7722
>>7721
>flying to whoreland with a bunch of slavs
mite b gud
No.7723
lads where is everyone I want to chat before work
No.7724
>>7723
Got a sore throat and the sniffles mate. Have fun at work
No.7725
>>7720
Sure, when it's all set up mate, it's going to be the Talislanta system, 4th edition, so find an archetype you like,
No.7726
>>7724
me too lad, me too ;_;
No.7727
fuck's sake I've got to go
see you later lads
No.7728
>>7723
I'm here, got back from therapy a while ago. Got told what I expected, that instead of not doing things because I feel shitty, I should feel shitty and do things anyway because it will make me feel less shitty in the long run and after repetition. It's not easy to "just do it" though.
>>7727
Good luck mate.
No.7729
>>7723
>>7727
>tfw I just got on lunch
S-see you later
No.7730
>>7725
Sounds pretty interesting, apparently a simpler system than DnD which is good for me cause I'm clueless about ttgs
No.7731
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
;_;
I'm 21 today lads. Got £400 (my relatives always send me fuckloads of money - don't ask me why) which is going into my savings account, lots of beer, and some whiskey. Waiting for a call from the advisor at my work program about a position at a security firm, but I get the feeling that he won't get in touch because he's let me down in the past.
I'm half-pleased with this anyway, because I'm kinda comfy being NEET atm…
Also set up a new wall display.
No.7733
>>7731
Happy birthday mate! Enjoy the booze
>>7732
Kek
No.7734
>>7731
>>7732
Happy birthday, and nice golliwog, my great nan had one just like that in her flat.
No.7736
>>7730
Aye it is. I was reading up on it all night. It seems to lean more towards the light rules camp. And the characters are excellent. Like I said last night, found who I'm rolling,
A batrean female, they ooze this pheromone that makes men have to of any humanoid have to take a willpower roll. Bar two species which have been red pilled.
No.7737
>>7731
Happy birthday friendo. I'll write you a song.
No.7738
>>7737
Really? Cool, I look forward to it.
Just recorded this after months of not playing my bass - my fingers are already fucked after a few minutes of playing, I've totally lost my callouses.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mdNRXoPTWi
No.7739
>>7738
Right. Well it's a little noodle recorded. Just need to figure out how to transfer things from iPad to the Internet.
No.7740
>>7736
Do you have to stick with the archetypes class? Because I cant find that many necromancers, and the one I did spot was NPC only.
No.7741
>>7740
From what I've read, as long as it's humanoid it's interchangeable.
No.7742
Just woke up, rpg looks fun, not played any type though
No.7743
>>7741
Liking the look of Cymrillian Rogue Magician actually, allows for any magical school and a bit of thieving, also seem to be pretty highborn so I dont have to worry about peasant stuff.
No.7744
>trying to wrap my head around this rpg stuff
Is there a drunk skeleton character?
No.7745
>>7742
It's a fairly good one for newbies, as it isn't too heavy on rules. It isn't like DnD. But it is a great fantasy roleplay. If you want to give it a look over, it's completely free on the website.
No.7746
>>7744
There actually seems to be an archetype for everything kek. I'll have a look for you!
No.7747
>>7744
I know that feel, always sounds like the most hilarious jibberish to me. Stops being funny after you try reading how to play and get a headache though. I'm convinced I have a learning disability or something.
No.7748
>Cymril
>not particularly religious
>Magic items are commonplace
>teenagers fuck around with levitating boots
>magical artifacts that improve memory, sexual performance, other things.
>exiled their conservatives
Master Race Confirmed.
No.7749
>>7573
>Went into JobCentre for initial claimant interview
>Drawing up claimant commitment
>"I will ask friends about job opportunities once per week"
>tell advisor I don't have any friends
>she removes it from the claimant commitment
No.7750
>>7744
These guys seem to be the only alcoholic archetype, and there doesnt appear to be skeletons (but some magic users can do shape changing and stuff, so it wouldnt be out of the picture)
They seem anti-social as hell, I quite like them.
No.7751
>>7749
Kek, I guess having no friends does have it's benefits after all.
No.7752
>>7748
I'm sorry, I think you misspelt Batrean.
Also I posted this last, who's rolling these poor bastards?
No.7753
>cunt on halfchan said he got banned here for saying he had a friend
Kek why are they so intimidated by us
No.7754
>>7752
>Males are worthless
>females bread to be whores and slaves
nice master race you've got going.
No.7755
>>7753
Reminder that the ban list is public, precisely because butthurt cuckanons always try to stir up shit this way.
No.7756
>>7754
It's the most true to reality one there is. The females special ability is the the power the to will males to do their bidding, bar the two immune archetype. Basically
'I'm a grill do as I say'
'Ok.'
And they're complete whores. Nailed it.
No.7757
>>7756
Still seems OP as shit, although then again I havent looked how a willpower rolll works.
No.7758
>>7757
Aye, it'll still be based off the mishap/crit success system,
And works in terms of influence magic I think
'Spells that control or affect a being's thoughts and emotions are simulated with the Influence Mode. The subject of an Influence spell will obey a single simple instruction from the caster, such as "Stand still", "Attack the priest", or "Go to sleep." The command is transmitted directly to the subject's mind; it need not be spoken aloud. The subject will attempt to carry out the instruction to the best of its ability until the duration of the spell elapses. A subject cannot perform a command that it does not comprehend or is physically incapable of doing. For example, commanding an avir to "pick the lock" would not work any better than commanding a Thrall to "fly." In addition, a subject will take no action that involves doing harm to itself directly, i.e. a subject cannot be commanded to stab itself or jump off a cliff'
No.7759
>>7755
Link to banlist please
No.7760
No.7761
>>7760
I don't see any. What's wrong, lad?
No.7762
>>7761
You should see 5 entries, one of which is a duplicate. Try refreshing or a different browser.
No.7763
No.7764
>tfw reported britnormie for posting his picture on halfchan,
>tfw he's just returned from a ban
He'll never know it was me.
No.7766
No.7767
>>7764
>actually waiting out a ban
Christ, he's more normie than I thought.
No.7768
>>7767
Aye. Not just using a van like everyone else. He's actually beyond all hope.
No.7769
No.7770
No.7771
>>7770
>not a truck like everyone else.
such a normie cunt.
No.7772
>>7765
Wow look at all those bans fuggin nazi mods
No.7774
I wouldn't fret too much over the lad that posted his pic in the 4cuck thread. He was obviously seeking validation by doing so, but that he chose to do it in the dark and lonely corner of the internet that is r9k suggests that he has some self-esteem issues of his own to deal with. Don't get me wrong - it was irritating, and pretentious in the utmost; but I doubt that he did it intending to mock or put the rest of us down in any way.
No.7775
>>7772
So oppressive, can't we just be mischievous gay tripfags in peace?
No.7776
No.7777
>>7773
It's an empty husk mate. It's only open because I've fucked up badly.
>>7776
Aye, could have made more of an effort to be fair. Next time I'll get it my all.
No.7778
>>7777
> Next time I'll get it my all.
>get
Fucking beautiful.
No.7779
>>7778
I wish I did that intentionally.
No.7781
So. Britnormie has removed his trip and is now samefagging about himself. What a cunt.
No.7782
not along until the erection
No.7783
No.7784
Forgot,
Birthday Anon. Managed to upload this for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WKoP5fsllW
Happy birthday mate. Apologies for the shitty recording, only just getting used to playing again.
No.7785
No.7786
>>7785
Cheers man, I'm going to write something for it now, happened to pick a difficult key to sing in though. As I'm clever.
No.7787
who /inflexible/ here?
>can't even touch my knees let alone my toes
feels bad man
No.7788
>>7784
Birthday anon here. That's pretty good. How's your singing? I envisage a nice, smooth bassline over that, and can imagine a slow, emotive 'happy birthday' over the top. Just the combination of that would be better than most of the shit in the charts these days.
>tfw no more real music
>tfw nobody to jam with
No.7789
>>7787
That's easier to remedy than you might think.
Youtube:
>piriformis self-myofascial release
>hamstring self-myofascial release
Do these fairly regularly with light stretching afterwards and you'll see a noticeable improvement within a week.
No.7790
>>7789
thanks
If this works you have done me a great kindness
No.7791
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>7789
>>7790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chLXoUUJZHI
Ok so I just tried this for a bit. Watching it I thought it seemed a bit silly and wouldn't do much. Holy shit even after a brief try I can notice a difference. You really feel the hamstrings working when you do it
Why is this not common knowledge? I've tried general stretches and stuff and they did fuck all.
No.7792
>>7788
My singing is terrible, get all shy and shit. I'm sure someone here could though!
No.7793
>>7791
I dunno why it's not common knowledge really. It's something that can help anyone, and I mean literally anyone who sits down for extended periods of time - because when you do that, your fascio (muscle glue) begin to tighten up and join together. It's like your body thinks "this is the normal position, so I'll just tighten the fuck up."
If you do that followed by light stretches, followed by perhaps a light walk, for a little while, you will see noticeable improvements. This goes hand in hand with fixing your posture so I'll just leave this: https://soundcloud.com/dangerandplay/how-to-become-one-with-your
No.7794
>>7793
I'm just so damn lazy, plus I suffered a very bad sprain in one of my ankles about a year ago (actually I completely tore all the ligaments) and since then I've been a hobbling mess.
No.7796
It's quiet tonight lads. What are youns up to?
No.7797
>>7796
Waiting for exodus to be fixed kek.
You?
No.7798
>>7796
Making a remix, it's nearly done I think.
No.7799
>>7796
origami and youtube
No.7800
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>7797
Just listening to some music and getting drunk. Anyone like this sort of tune?
>>7798
Of what? On what software? I'd kinda like to get into music software again. I used Logic a lot at college but I can't get it on Windows.
No.7801
No.7802
>>7796
doing some trolling on twitter and making dank memes
No.7803
>>7800
more into metal myself, but that's not terrible
No.7804
>>7801
Well played. I wish I could post on 4cuck but I'm permanently banned for posting a picture of a fully clothed loli and they don't allow VPNs.
No.7805
LABOUR LEADER CONFIRMED LITERAL CUCK
No.7806
>>7800
That sounds really nice. I'm just messing around really, I might post it. I'm using FL Studio 11, been using it since I was 13. I used Logic at college too, it was alright, but fuck getting a Mac just for that. Presonus Studio One has a very similar interface and is on Windows if you haven't seen it.
No.7807
No.7808
Anyone else watching the bbc3 documentaries on russia? Tonight was gay rights but next week is going to be siberian hopeful models.
How can so many qts be in such a remote location
No.7809
>>7808
all the ugly ones were sent to gulags
No.7810
>tfw britfeel is the in the top 100 8chan boards
more specifically we're 82nd, feels good man
Post last edited at
No.7811
>>7810
We often get in the top 20 for posts-per-hour, though I think the timezone difference to the US helps.
No.7812
>>7809
Perfect
>>7810
Feels gud that despite this we haven't had many retards trying to shit it up.
No.7813
>>7812
>tfw /int/ is one of the big powerhouse boards here
>tfw one day they will come and destroy us like they did on halfchan
No.7814
>>7813
I don't really think they'd bother. They probably only went after /pol/ because they wanted to usurp the title of biggest board on 8chan. There are tonnes of small boards like ours on here that could go on indefinitely; but I think that the site as a whole will die when /pol/ dies out, which seems inevitable at its current rate of decline.
No.7815
>>7813
Don't worry m8 here we can fend off the normies.
We have the technology.
No.7816
Does polo mints have laxatives in them? Just had a few and I had the shits afterwards
No.7817
>>7816
Polo mints shouldn't cause digestive problems, though adverse reaction to mint has long been thought to be a telltale sign of bowel cancer.
I'd get that checked out if I were you
No.7818
No.7819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SA0Jr9nGCq
For birthday-anon, guitar-anon and the rest of you.
No.7820
>>7818
but I haven't had sex
No.7821
>>7819
That sounds like something a normie might pop a molly to. We obviously have some musical talents here. Why don't we collaborate in some way?
No.7822
>>7821
and I will just sit here with my lack of ability and cheer you on
No.7823
anyone use rate your music?
No.7824
>>7819
Did you really do that?
Fucking normies with skills.
No.7825
>>7821
>Why don't we collaborate in some way?
Social retardation probably. I remember a time around GCSE period, my two friends at the time came round my house after school with a guitar and keyboard to record a track (because I was the only one with all the gear), and after they had recorded their parts and gone home I ended up almost completely changing everything and adding more of my own parts in. It sounded much better (even they thought so), but they were pretty pissed that it was now "my track" rather than "our track". Ever since then they always met up without me ;_;
No.7826
>>7824
>normies with skill
Literally spent my entire teenhood in a little room under the stairs making music on my computer while everyone else went out and had social lives.
No.7827
>tfw no talent at anything whatsoever
No.7828
what happened with britnormie lads? Been at work
No.7829
>>7828
I don't actually browse the 4cuck threads. Can someone fill me in on this britnormie thing?
No.7830
>>7828
>>7829
he's just some dumb tripcunt who likes to brag about his life in the halfchan britfeel. Evidently he attracted some other normies/trolls who are now shitting up the thread.
No.7831
>>7819
Guitar anon here, it's not working for me man. ;_;
No.7832
>>7830
why would you go on britfeel just to talk about how normie you are, fucking retard
No.7833
No.7834
>>7833
kek, I knew what you meant anon
the guy is really the most sad fucker ever. He apparently has some high-tier job where he flies around the world, and he's got loads of friends and has had many gf's, but of course he likes to spend his time on r9k of all places/
No.7835
>>7834
hmm, I smell bullshit, either that or he just likes rubbing it in that he's successful and we're not.
No.7836
>>7831
Oh aye, got it working. Good stuff, could clearly start a group.
The Smug Collective.
Wojak inclined.
No.7837
fuck, I just went to halfchan r9k, there's a thread on the best sex they've had, board is dead, rip in peace halfchan
No.7838
>>7837
the britfeel thread was clear enough indication, all "my girlfriend" this, and "the lads" that.
No.7839
>>7838
ugh, normies, why? they have facebook
No.7840
>>7838
Checked back the other day and had multiple people unironically arguing against pic related. Also saying how it makes them sick that their taxes support scroungers on esa.
It's so far detached from the comfy place it used to be.
No.7841
>>7840
fuck man, I'm a newfag but it's still sad to see how far it's fallen
No.7842
>>7840
>It's so far detached from the comfy place it used to be.
good thing we have this place then
No.7843
>>7836
Thanks.
>mfw /britfeel/ - the album becomes a reality
I'm heading to bed now though, goodnight guys.
No.7844
I posted this earlier but nobody replied ;_;
What do you think? I haven't played bass in ages and think I will start up again - may as well do something productive with my time…
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mdNRXoPTWi
No.7845
>>7844
I thought it was great m8, way better than I ever was at bass. Definitely keep it up.
No.7846
>>7844
Aye, well played mate.
No.7847
>>7844
you need a better mike, but the actual playing is good
No.7848
>>7847
DI would be the best option for bass guitar, a lot of audio interfaces have the feature built in.
No.7850
>>7849
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.7851
No.7852
right. I'm going to bed too guys, going to listen to some bluegrass and try to get up early tomorrow… Thinking of maybe doing some Pilates or some shit.
No.7853
>>7852
Gn lad pal. Do some pilates - you'll enjoy it.
No.7854
0230 lads. Having a sore throat and the sniffles has given me fever dreams and a sweaty bed. Might just stay awake from now.
No.7855
>>7854
Well, it's 7am now. I went out for a jog at 5:30 and saw a load of baby rabbits. Just came back to see I've made another sale on redbubble.
13p lads.
No.7856
>tfw hayfever is starting
No.7857
>>7856
>tfw 10 minute sneezing fit
No.7858
>>7857
Another miserable summer friend.
d-didn't want to go outside and enjoy it anyway.
No.7859
>>7858
Hayfever is probably an evolutionary trait to keep us robots safely indoors in the summer months
No.7860
;_; I'm so happy. Found an entire boxset of Fighting Fantasy. For £10 new! That's bang right in the childhood. I think I still have one downstairs. Seriously those books were fucking excellent man.
No.7861
I can't find a reason to go outside. I just laid in bed for half an hour thinking of where to go and what to do and came up with nothing.
No.7862
>>7861
The times I went outside in the last couple of weeks I just settled on walking for the sake of it. Even if it's just up the street and back.
No.7863
I've got my first counselling session today, anyone been and know what it'll be like?
No.7864
>>7863
It won't be as bad as you think. Just relax and go for it
No.7865
No.7867
So the other britfeel is organising a meet up.
Don't you guys want the chance to meet britnormie in the flesh???
No.7868
>>7867
chances he will be anything like an actual normie?
No.7869
>>7867
Fucking hell, who would have thought it would come to this. I don't recognise the original thread anymore and I'm glad I've decided to keep my posting here.
Additionally, I can't be bothered to work on dolequest anymore because now I'm a full NEET I'm completely lacking in motivation. Did those guys ever start that VN? It'd be nice to see some creative projects floating around.
No.7870
No.7871
No.7872
>>7869
>had the motivation but not the time for dolequest
>now has the time but not the motivation
Life sure is fucky
No.7873
Kek, the tripfag has lost it
No.7874
No.7875
BritNormie vs. Bignig at 7pm
I hope this happens
No.7876
>>7875
I doubt anything will even happen, it's two sad neckbeards role playing.
But I guess we'll see
No.7877
>>7876
So I'm guessing that the picture BritNormie has been posting aren't actually him then?
No.7878
>>7877
What idiot would post pics of themselves AND where they live on halfchan. It's either not him or he's just legit autistic.
No.7879
So I've started a new notebook based on the bullet journal system in attempts to get organised.
Bonus photo of receipt book, at the current rate it's going to be ridiculous by the end of the year. I've only been doing it for like 2 months so far.
No.7880
Went with my mum and sister to take my baby niece to the park today. Everything has changed since I went there as a kid, the climbing thing there now is just bizarre, not even fun. It used to be a fort type thing with a wobbly chain bridge, a slide, a pole and monkey bars, now it's just two layers of spiderweb rope with some postmodern metal pole nonsense coming off the sides. They got rid of the old swings too, it's some weird large circular swing now. There also used to be an area next to it which you could ride your bike around, and play football in the middle, now it's a caged off basketball court.
>>7879
Nice, I've been using an organiser this year too, it's helped a lot.
No.7881
>>7879
that the five guys in brum? I've been meaning to check it out, is it any good?
Also, you're doing forensics? me too
No.7882
counselling went ok, but apparently the fact I mentioned I wasn't normal is a sign of low self esteem, like, I'm an autistic tranny, no amount of happy thoughts is going to make me normal.
No.7883
>>7881
I blanked the name of the place out, but fuck it. It's the five guys in Cardiff, had a hot dog as I don't like beef burgers and it was absolutely amazing. Also, if the small fries there was about the same amount as a regular anywhere else, and they were slightly thicker too, so unless you usually get a large don't bother getting any more than a small. I had a "Regular and there were shitloads, ended up throwing half of them away. I assume the sizes are standard across the chain.
And I'm not studying forensics, something else that can have a forensic element to it.
No.7884
>>7883
thanks though, probably similar, and cool, hope it's going ok, I'm not doing brilliant with it
No.7885
>>7884
Same mate, In my final year, and it's likely that I'll end up with a third (or fail), if I do really well I could end up with a 2:2. Worst decision of my life tbh.
No.7886
>>7885
I'm having to retake a year, luckily I've got medical excuses, but it's still shitty, everyone in my year is doing their dissy now
No.7887
>>7883
>I had a "Regular and there were shitloads, ended up throwing half of them away
No.7888
>>7887
I know, I was horrified with myself. I hadn't even eaten breakfast, I was starving when i went in.
No.7889
>>7883
My nigga.
A good hot dog is better than any beef burger I swear.
No.7890
>>7889
yeah, to a faggot maybe, burger master race bitch
No.7891
>>7890
Master race indeed, fuck the menu; cheeseburger every time.
No.7894
>>7892
I'm here, but I've had nothing to say really.
No.7895
>>7894
same, what's everyone up to then?
No.7896
>>7895
Cooking a hunters chicken and some curly fries, looking forward to some good eats.
No.7897
>>7895
Making some pancakes, you?
No.7898
No.7899
>>7895
I was trying to think of how to respond to this question for like 5 minutes as I realised I have no idea what I'm actually doing besides staring at the computer screen
No.7900
I'm watching daredevil, it's pretty good
No.7901
>>7899
same, it's a fun life
No.7902
>>7900
m8 I hate what Marvel has become but Daredevil was pretty damn cool
No.7903
>>7902
I'm only on the second ep now, but it's looking good so far
No.7904
>>7894
>tfw that is what the meet up would be like if there was one
No.7905
>>7904
Or we could all go to KFC drive through. In separate cars ofc. Then talk to each other through here ;_;
No.7906
>>7904
It definitely would if I had anything to do with it. I once met up with someone I had only ever spoken to online when I was 16. We stood/sat in silence for about 3 hours up the city, then they left and I waited on my own for 30 mins for my mum to pick me up. Probably the worst social experience of my life, I would never do it again.
No.7907
>>7906
Ahh that sucks. You should've just been yourself.
No.7908
>>7906
Shiet that sounds awkward. I don't know man, I will never speak unless I have something important to say. In school I was the kid that never spoke. I think I have something missing in my brain tbh. I do try and say stuff in awkward situations though but it's so forced. Seeing my JC coach every 2 weeks is enough conversation for me.
No.7909
Right. So had a funny turn earlier, a seizurey type thing where I was fully conscious, but lost the ability to speak. Knew excellent what I wanted to say but when trying to communicate just sounded like a spesh. It slowly came back, but left horrible tinnitus, took my bp and it was this (see pic) this thing is pretty accurate my doctor takes readings off it. Did it on both arms it was the same. Shouldn't I be dead?
No.7910
>>7907
Thank you BritNormie-sama, you are truly the hero us socially anxious spergs need.
>>7908
I can kind of relate, when I was in school I could speak fairly confidently to people I considered lower on the social hierarchy, but if I considered them equal or higher I was practically mute. My self-assertiveness has been pretty much non-existent since I left school.
No.7911
>>7909
I dunno, what would it read on a healthy, alive human? Also did you have a stroke or some shit, what the fuck.
No.7912
>>7904
there was an brit int meet up that ended up disastrously.
there is a pretty popular collage of the thread.
No.7916
>>7914
Trained provocateurs, paid actor shills, propaganda-tier cherry-picking and editing, and of course, a handful of dumbasses.
No.7917
>>7914
>people actually believe sharia law will be forced upon them
autism
No.7918
>>7917
>implying Sharia law isn't the ultimate goal of 99% of muslims
Nice Taqiyya ahmed
No.7919
>>7918
and still…
>people actually believe sharia law will be forced upon them
No.7920
>>7917
>>7919
This is what Vice has to say about Gamergate: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/tag/Gamergate. They are one of many outlets I could only trust to give me a false narrative of the true situation.
No.7921
>>7919
Of course, you won't force it on the people, they will accept it willingly. Allah hu akbar my friend :)
No.7922
>>7921
Praise Allah friend
No.7923
After ten hours sleep, I just realised that once again, I have nothing to do today.
No.7924
>>7923
Same.
I guess I will stay inside.
No.7925
New exodus update on f-droid to fix the formatting!
No.7926
No.7927
>>7926
…and meme text is not green, at least the reply links were fixed.
No.7929
No.7930
Woke up at 10 today, which was too late for the stuff I needed to do at 9. Oh well, it's a nice day so I might go for a walk.
No.7931
Just applied for a job. Why do I even bother?
No.7932
>tfw nobody greeted me back
No.7933
>>7932
Konnichiwa mate, I would have done earlier but I only just opened /britfeel/. Any plans today?
No.7935
>>7934
O-oh.
>tfw you forget that most people work on weekdays
No.7936
>>7935
>not shitposting from the work toilets
Pleb/10
No.7937
>>7936
>work
Why are you here again?
No.7938
>>7937
A few people here have or had jobs, it's not like we're britnormie flying around the world in advertising or anything, we're wageslave tier.
No.7939
>>7937
He got it a week or so again, he guts fish in a factory surrounded by pollaks so he can save up some cash to be neet again later.
No.7940
>>7937
not the one you're replying to but I was a NEET for nearly two years and just got a job the other week
No.7941
>>7938
>>7939
>>7940
That's all well and good, but fuck off with the "you're a pleb if you aren't shitposting from work" shit.
No.7942
>>7941
You understand what a joke is right? You're aware of this thing called humour?
No.7943
>>7941
You fuck off if you can't take an obvious joke you autist
No.7944
>>7942
>>7943
I literally have asperger's, and it didn't seem sarcastic or ironic to me, so my bad if it was in jest and I interpreted it wrong.
No.7945
>>7944
You are forgiven mate
No.7946
>>7944
Fair enough mate, sorry for giving you a hard time.
No.7947
right. So last night. My Blood pressure was proper fucking low, now it's stroke high, I keep doing, it's the same, it's flashing the number 3 at me, when I searched it means hypertensive stage 3. I taste metal in mouth. And see flashing lights intermittently. Kind of know need to go to the hospital, but it would mean being surrounded by strangers again.
No.7949
not too early for a cider is it?
No.7950
>>7947
>>7948
You should probably get that checked out, it would be pretty shitty to die just because you weren't up for being in the presence of people you don't know.
No.7951
>>7950
Aye, rang my mum. She freaked the fuck out, Comprised with an emergency appointment at my doctors. They've squeezed me in at 4.30
No.7952
No.7953
>>7952
*search in the app after you download it
No.7954
>>7951
Nice one, you may yet live to see another day.
No.7955
You know who I hate? That that who just puts "." as his name in the other britfeel. Other people started mocking him and using the name to get him to quit but he's put a trip on now. Sad fucked.
No.7956
>>7955
Namefags and Tripfags are all just shit as each other. I'll never fucking understand them.
No.7957
>>7956
Attention seekers pretty much, in it for their own ego rather than the community.
No.7958
>>7957
Quite amusing seeing all the anons fuck with them tho
No.7959
spent all day looking for jobs. So far I've found one that I can do and applied for it. Hows the job search going lads?
No.7960
>>7959
Getting nowhere, same as always
No.7961
>>7959
I only ever looked for the few months I was on JSA to fill out my booklet, since I moved to ESA I haven't looked at all.
No.7962
>there is a new King Arthur film
>a black guy is playing one of the knights
No.7963
>>7962
It's going to be a comedy, r-right?
No.7964
>>7963
no indication of it
they're all serious actors
No.7965
>>7964
I'm going to try and play through Witcher 1 & 2 again. I stopped playing before I finished either of them.
No.7966
>>7965
>I stopped playing before I finished either of them.
I know that feel, I've done this with several hundreds of games (including both Witcher 1 & 2). I even made a spreadsheet of all the games I was playing so it would be easier to remember what I had last played or hadn't played for a while, but even that ended up going out of control. Now I just accept the fact that I will only ever see the start of games whenever I play them.
No.7967
>>7961
how can I get on ESA. Do they take depression as an illness? I spent 15 minutes today looking at my face in a mirror and i nearly cried
No.7968
>>7966
I changed my mind about trying to finish them just now when I started installing them.
No.7969
>>7965
>>7966
Iktf. I too started the Witcher a while ago. I've already gotten further than I did last time but I can feel my enthusiasm wavering and I'm only towards the end of chapter 2.
Protip specifically for the witcher, there's a few mods I've downloaded to make the experience more bearable. Namely faster running speed, stacking 99 of items in inventory, and books that unlock all plant and beastiary entries.
No.7970
>>7967
That sounds like major/clinical depression, exactly how I was about 5 - 6 years ago (especially crying when seeing your own face in the mirror). I went through the system for years, tried various antidepressants to no avail and then got unexpectedly diagnosed with asperger's, so I used that to apply for ESA when it was clear that I wasn't mentally fit to work or even do JSA right now. If you go to your doctor, they should send you off to various places to get assessed, and you'll probably come back with something, which you can then use to apply for ESA.
No.7971
So this is where everyone settled down after the exodus. How''s everyone been?
No.7972
Had a sik workout today, much better than monday when I felt tired and weak
No.7973
>>7971
good mate, just watching king of the hill, the GOAT anime
No.7974
>>7973
Nice nice, sounds like a cosy evening.
No.7975
No.7976
who /zombie/ here?
It's like that seen out of fight club. "You're never quite asleep, but you're never quite awake"
No.7977
>>7975
Sorry to hear that dood, anything you want to get off your chest?
No.7978
>>7971
I'm okay, pretty tired right now though. Need to do some "skills health checker" for the "training to be fit for the work place" thing I have to go to, but I don't really get it. How the fuck am I supposed to order these statements into first, second and third? They aren't even comparable.
No.7979
That new bulmers orange cider looks beautiful
No.7980
>>7979
>orange cider
why have I never heard of such a thing until now?
No.7981
Just napped for like 2 hours. Probably too long.Oh well, might order myself a Dominos.
No.7982
>>7973
That boy ain't right
No.7983
>>7976
so tired, and I've got an assignment for tomorrow I haven't started yet
No.7984
Hey Geoffrey would you make me a sandwich?
No.7985
>>7978
is this national careers service? Just put what you want.
No.7986
>>7977
I'm having trouble finding a job again, I have a degree so any training will cost me lots, I have 9+ months volunteering recently and it isn't making any difference but above all I just can't find any suitable jobs, even though if i can do a job i'll apply for it, I'm not being snobbish about it at all.
No.7987
No.7988
>>7987
I'm watching his documentary on ISIS. I want to stop them tbh. We should start a britfeel Army and infiltrate them
No.7989
>>7988
That would involve going outside though
No.7990
>>7988
"We know nothing about them except for their name; The 1337-NEETS."
No.7991
>>7988
> infiltrate them
unfortunately we're not pakis, so you'd have to go solo. But once you're in you can set up an ambush and we'll take em out
No.7992
>>7991
I-I'm not a Pakistani m8
No.7993
>>7992
of course you're not sunshine, you're as British as this hero
No.7994
>>7993
B-but I am 100% British. I'm more British than the queen tbh
No.7995
>>7994
well, carry on then
No.7996
Has anyone had any success at earning some decent money (around £600 per month) online?
I lost my job and I am applying for new ones but I cant even get a part time job as a fucking labourer because you need some CSCS bullshit card, just pay me minimum wage to move some relatively heavy shit about.
No.7997
>>7996
>Has anyone had any success at earning some decent money (around £600 per month) online?
are you a woman? If so, there are many easy ways to make that sort of money (and more!) purely online.
If not, there are a few limited, difficult ways to make some money online.
No.7998
Just realised the Emperor from Gladiator also played the guy from Her.
No.7999
>>7997
Nope, just some straight while male cis-scum here
Maybe I could sell myself into slavery to atone for all the oppression I have caused.
I looked into transcribing audio but from reading some reviews it seems like it's a soul crushing job and you only get paid £3/hour which is just not worth it.
No.8000
>>7999
freelancer.com is apparently pretty good, not tried it myself though
No.8001
>>7998
Joaquin Phoenix is quite a well known actor m7
No.8002
>>8001
I know, but I didn't realise it was him after seeing his filmography.
No.8003
No.8004
>tfw I've been watching coolduders videos for about 7 years now
No.8005
>>8004
he's cool
I'm sad I'll never have friends like him
No.8006
>>8003
I read that earlier, keked hard at:
>I’ll let you into a little secret: bring up the console at any point in the game and type sissy and hit return to activate cheat mode. Then type andn and hit return again to enter “And N Mode,”
For those that don't know, Milo sent Nathan Grayson (Kotaku journo who was one of the many people that fucked Zoe Quinn) an email asking if he wanted to have an interview for Milo's book on Gamergate. Pic related was Grayson's response, the "And n" at the end became a bit of a meme for a while.
No.8008
>/britfeel/ - Milo Appreciation Station
No.8009
>>8008
I am okay with this.
No.8010
>>8008
Someone direct him here.
No.8011
>>8009
>I'm talking about men, darling
No.8012
>>8010
He'd probably be interested in all honesty.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2014/12/04/the-sexodus-part-1-the-men-giving-up-on-women-and-checking-out-of-society/
>So what happened to those boys who, in 2001, were falling behind girls at school, were less likely to go to college, were being given drugs they did not need and whose self-esteem and confidence issues haven’t just been ignored, but have been actively ridiculed by the feminist Establishment that has such a stranglehold on teaching unions and Left-leaning political parties?
>In short: they grew up, dysfunctional, under-served by society, deeply miserable and, in many cases, entirely unable to relate to the opposite sex. It is the boys who were being betrayed by the education system and by culture at large in such vast numbers between 1990 and 2010 who represent the first generation of what I call the sexodus, a large-scale exit from mainstream society by males who have decided they simply can’t face, or be bothered with, forming healthy relationships and participating fully in their local communities, national democracies and other real-world social structures.
No.8013
So is our friend with the pulse troubles dead?
No.8014
>>8013
Either that or in hospital. Or both.
No.8015
Time for bed now I think, goodnight chaps.
No.8016
No.8017
No.8018
The updated app now doesn't keep me in the thread when I minimise, how fucking irritating.
No.8019
>>8018
Works for me. Pinning the thread should at least make it less irritating if you can't get it to work.
No.8020
No.8022
>mfw I'm part of the sexodus and didn't even realise it.
I'm still attracted to women, and I'd still love a cutie to cuddle and talk about books with, but women are all so horrible these days.
No.8023
>>8022
I don't even know what women are like, I haven't spoken to a girl my age since I left school 7 years ago aged 16. Since then I've only spoken to health professionals and receptionists who were much older and in a professional environment. I honestly don't think I've ever met or spoken to a women in their 20s in my life. This is a strange feel.
No.8024
>>8023
I've had to considering I'm at uni, I've met maybe 3 women with enough personality to be considered real people, out of a lot more.
My dislike of women has become more prominent recently, someone I know was drunk and arguing with a girl and despite only being slightly tipsy I dragged him away shouting "you can't trust anything she says, she's a woman"
That was probably the highlight of the night actually, I hate being dragged out drinking. Wish people would let me sit inside and read.
No.8025
off work till monday lads, been dealing with a cold since I started and it came to a head this morning and I vomited. Thank fucking Christ, long weekend ahead of me. To any jobhunting NEETs out there: if you somehow get a choice between a full and part time job, take the part time. Full time work is a massive leap up from long term NEEThood.
No.8026
>>8025
Sounds pretty shitty mate, hope your shift goes fast.
No.8027
>>8026
u wot, I just said I'm off till monday
No.8028
>>8025
That sucks, hope work isn't too bad for you today!
No.8029
>>8027
Sorry mate, apparently I can't reading comprehension
No.8030
>>8025
>>8027
Kek, looks like nobody actually reads your posts. Being ill is a good time to marathon some animu at least.
No.8031
>sexodus
This is a brilliant name for it
No.8032
Morning/afternoon/whatever fellas. Warm weather always seems to knock me out.
No.8033
I just woke up. I keep getting up later and later.
No.8034
>>8033
Are you that same mong that cannot sort his sleep schedule out, or is it just a recurring theme among britfeelites
No.8035
>>8034
I'm not him.
When your life consists of getting up, getting on the computer, going to sleep, a sleep schedule is hard to keep.
No.8036
>>8034
No that's me, I went to bed just after 1am and got up at 10am today. This year has been my most successful year since I left school though, before this it was non-24 (my wake/sleep cycle was 26 hours long on average).
No.8037
could do with a hug lads tbh
No.8038
>>8037
Me too
>those nights you lay in bed alone wanting nothing more than for someone to embrace you
>tfw it's every night
No.8039
>>8037
>>8038
You forgot to say no homo
No.8040
>>8039
At this point I don't even care anymore m8
No.8041
I'm highhh teeeheee
My body is vibrating ahhh
No.8042
>>8041
I'm high on the thought of slitting your throat
No.8043
>>8042
Why are you so rude
No.8044
No.8045
>>8044
>inb4 he claims he's not a normie because he smokes it alone
No.8046
>>8045
>all those weed normies getting arrested on 4/20 in hyde park
Glorious.
No.8047
>>8046
Some great pictures of that. I wonder if one of these is our man.
No.8048
>>8045
>what is the dark web
Also I do smoke alone
>>8046
Sad
No.8049
>>8048
>calling people sad for liking normies getting btfo
gb2facebook
No.8050
>>8049
Do those people in >>8047 look like normies to you?
No.8051
>>8050
Even worse to be honest.
No.8052
>>8051
oh lawd thats amazing
No.8053
So we may or may not have a britfeel meetup invite extended to us from halfchan.
No.8054
No.8055
>>8053
But we came here to get away from the normies. Why would we meet them?
No.8057
>>8056
>drinking with lads down the nuclear sub
No.8058
I've been to a 4chan Meet once. It was a soc meet.
Never again lads.
Never ever again.
No.8059
>>8058
>literally all these tripfags in the other thread as well
what the fuck happened?
No.8060
>>8058
I'm not sure how you managed to make that error in judgement, but at least you've learnt your lesson.
No.8061
>>8059
I predicted it way back in the early days of britfeel. I said if the circlejerk as allowed to continue un-checked, it would lead to a bunch of trips who can't resist the appeal of a regular steady thread to whore for attention.
>there are people that would still rather post in that shitfest than enjoy chill anon discussion here, simply because they can't bare to leave 4chan
No.8062
>>8060
It was like this one is going actually. There were a small bunch of regular posters and we all thought we'd meet up. There was a tinychat for a few weeks and we all met in London. It was terrible, people were enormous spergs and there was this one paki there who wouldn't shut up.
No.8063
>>8059
>>8056
>>8055
>>8054
>>8053
So why are you even looking at the other thread or talking about it? Stupid cunts.
No.8064
>>8063
got to have something to complain about m8 calm down
No.8065
>>8063
>this mad
Why shouldn't we?
No.8066
>>8063
>implying I ever went there
Immediately dismissing the notion is hardly "talking about it".
No.8067
>Scuttall Nuttall vs the plywood pulverizer
this is gonna be good lads
No.8068
Well it looks like they're turning on each other, all is well. Anyway popping down the cornershop for a cider before it shuts anyone want anything?
No.8069
>>8067
Harman and Bennett are hideous.
No.8070
>not shitting up their zeemaps
No.8071
No.8072
>>8071
wow alright grumpus did you get out of the wrong side of the bed today?
No.8073
>>8071
>coming here just to shill for the halfchan thread
we're not going to ruin your map mate, relax
No.8074
>tfw the reactionist stream is shutting down
No.8075
>>8074
Before the election? why
No.8076
>>8075
He wanted the site to be a proper news thing that people contributed to, but it's just become him streaming every week and nothing more. I know he's streaming tonight but after that I'm not sure how much more he's doing before closing up shop
No.8077
>>8076
Well, shit. I wasn't there much actually because I like to watch QT with my mum and dad but it was nice sometimes.
No.8078
>>8077
Well I think someones already sorting out a new stream, but the reactionist felt like something special
No.8079
>>8056
If you hate us so much, why do you guys talk about us so much? It's pathetic.
No.8081
>>8079
I didn't say I hated them mate. Surely you're just as pathetic for coming here :v)
No.8083
>>8081
I earn £50k a year for doing literally nothing. My company bought me a flat in Copenhagen, London and NYC. Tell me again how I'm pathetic.
No.8084
>>8083
>posting pictures he already posted in the halfchan thread
try harder
No.8085
>>8084
Do you know anything about him? I want to fuck with him but don't know his name.
No.8086
If this normie really is normie why is he on r9k all the time?
More autistic than the rest of us tbh.
No.8087
>>8085
nope, it's unclear if the stuff he has revealed is even true.
No.8088
>>8087
if you were a super-autist you might be able to catalogue a fair bit about his life from the posts he makes (like that one guy did to the /sp/ tripfag) but that would require a level of commitment I don't think any of us want to put in
No.8089
>>8088
BritNormie !!6dWwrYkajM4
Went to UCL in 2005, graduated in 2008 degree in Philosphy
Works with an American Advertising Company.
Lives in Shoreditch, London. Copenhagen (overlooking the harbour) and Soho, NYC
From Glasgow
3rd year of uni, flat on Brixton road
Will turn 28 in 2015, born in 1987
6'3
Girlfriend is a German Journalist
Took me 30 minutes to go through his 350 posts on Archie.Moe, also got about 30 images. He's lying about it all as the fingers in his timestamps are different to the images he posts. I just want him to leave.
No.8090
>>8089
>Took me 30 minutes to go through his 350 posts on Archie.Moe
Well if there's any truth to his tales, we'll have his doxx ready in no time.
No.8091
>>8089
>degree in Philosphy
No.8092
>>8089
>degree in philosophy
No.8094
No.8095
Honestly not entirely sure if this upload is going to work but I'll try it out. I started DoleQuest 2 just now and you can move a box around and shoot things. If anyone has any gameplay ideas I'd love to hear them, specifically things related to this thread.
All I'm running with now in this manic period is that you're the guy from the eternal OP image on some sort of beta uprising rampage
Motivation lads. it's coming, I can feel it!
No.8096
>>8095
so are you going for the hotline miami style gameplay then?
No.8097
>>8096
Essentially yeah, or at least top down shooting. Don't mind the frame rate, my laptop is just not very good.
No.8098
reminder that UKIP is the true robots party
No.8099
also just want to test a gif, Weebums are a pain
No.8101
No.8102
>>8098
How will they help robots exactly?
No.8103
>>8102
look at the picture anon
No.8104
>>8103
They aren't actual policies though
No.8105
>>8104
it's a joke you fucking autist
No.8106
>>8105
>tfw not the only autist here who can't decipher obvious jokes
No.8107
>>8106
yeah apparently not, I'm beginning to feel like I can't take the piss at all in this thread without a bunch of robots taking me 100% at my word
No.8108
>>8107
Don't worry mate. I got it.
No.8110
Who's up for some QT bantz later
No.8112
>>8111
>mall
>eraser
This upsets me more than them pretending to be retarded.
No.8113
>>8111
I recommend you check out these quality lads
https://youtu.be/ypcRRGW5dhw
No.8114
>>8113
Wow that's horrible. They're not even joking, right?
How did you find their channel?
No.8115
>>8114
Searched for nandos lads and it came up. These are some genuine cheeky nandos lads in the wild.
No.8116
No.8117
Will I ever get a qt m8s?
No.8118
>>8117
I dunno, maybe. Do you have any qualities that a qt might be looking for? And if not, are you working towards obtaining them?
No.8119
>>8036
I have non-24, it's shitty, how'd you deal with it?
No.8120
>>8117
are you hot or rich? Preferably both
No.8122
>>8120
You just need charisma. I know some proper ugly/poor people with banging girlfriends.
No.8124
>>8122
>charisma
>robot
I think hot or rich is a better chance
No.8125
>>8123
What is it they like about Nandos so much?
No.8126
>>8125
lads? I have no idea, cheap and does booze I guess
No.8127
>>8118
I will when I lose this weight and get fit. Going back to university next year so maybe I'll find one there.
>>8120
Possibly both.
I just want a qt so I'm not lonely at night. Maybe I'll just get an anime pillow.
No.8128
>>8119
I wrote it down a couple of months ago here >>>511 and someone else added >>>512 which I also do. I still sometimes slip out a bit every couple of weeks, but it's always been possible to get back into the pattern within a few days when I make a conscious effort to do so.
Speaking of which, it's midnight so I should probably go to bed now. Goodnight guys.
No.8129
>>8127
uni's a good place to find people, everyone's looking for something new
No.8130
>>8128
Welp, I fucked that up. >>511 and >>512
No.8131
No.8133
>>8128
>I wrote it down a couple of months ago here
>couple of months ago
wow we've been here that long?
No.8134
>it's almost the end of April
wew
No.8135
>>8133
Yeah, late February I think it was. My first post was something about playing Neptunia and asking if everyone here was NEET, but I think that thread was deleted.
No.8136
No.8137
Time for a new thread for the weekend guys. I made this one so it'd be cool if someone else made the next one (there were some cool potential OP pics posted earlier too)
No.8139