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Let's discuss "IAs washers" here.


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IA is a pretty nice girl with pretty nice washers. Even if I do say so myself.


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So what are "washers" exactly?


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Well her… you know those round things with those protruded things in the middle, the screws sticking out. She keeps them hidden most of the time, I am assuming no keep them from rusting.


File: 43f7d37adfe7ef8⋯.png (1.38 MB, 849x1200, 283:400, IA.png)

Well, if you put it that way

what size is she anyway?


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To* keep them from rusting, but she sometimes gets too hot.

IA is a well build and well packaged, but it's summer and she feels like slowly unpackaging herself from time to time.

Well there is no official estimate, she is either fun sized or planet sized, or she exists only as sound, a cosmic aria.


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She usually starts from the top, going doing.


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Slowly taking even the shoes off.


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Until she feels comfortable. I said she is well built* so she doesn't need to fear overheating, but it's never nice to feel too hot.


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I wish i was an engineer so I could work on IA's washers. I don't know much about them, maybe her sister can tell us more?


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Very nice

I also like the semi-thighighs with the thigh circle thingy


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"Oh so those are washers."


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ONE looked happy to help us. Thank you, ONE!


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her sister isn't far from her either I see


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ONE said "Don't mention it. :)"


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>her sister isn't far from her either I see

Yes, ONE actually revealed to us something important. IA is not the only one with washers.

This is potentially dangerous information. I wonder if someone else has anything to add on it.


File: deac8298f3b249f⋯.png (945.88 KB, 1000x824, 125:103, 1485679346864.png)

the plot thickens


File: 7d14b2803ef361d⋯.jpg (358.34 KB, 2948x2100, 737:525, 1486588322073.jpg)

Hmm I seem to be completely wrong on the "keeping them from rusting" part. She doesn't seem to mind getting wet.


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maybe the top is water-proof?


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I dunno, she doesn't seem to mind at all. At all.


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It seems we are confused. That was too short of an introduction to washers. Maybe we can ask ONE for help again?



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girls can be strange sometimes

I'm out of pics


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No, no. ONE looks tired at the moment. Not that it is tiring but I guess she went to do other thing in the meantime.


File: 1bfe6c55dd5ed58⋯.jpg (275.67 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 1500296740456.jpg)

"You guys still don't get it? Go figure it on your own."

>girls can be strange sometimes

And finicky it seems.

>I'm out of pics

Oh, no what to do?


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Just when she was about to ONE got annoyed at how dense we are apparently and decided to walk off.

Who's to help us? Miku, you?

Huh, why is she getting all overexcited? Doesn't seem to be up to it at the moment…


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What about the other girls and their washers?


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I dunno. Yukari? You can help us?


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"You guys really are dense…"


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"Why are these fools talking about washers? The size of the light bulbs is what is important."


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For sizes, this chart needs to be updated to include more Vocaloids, UTAUs and Voiceroids.


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"Guys, quit it. I will come back to help again later. Don't bother the other girls, okay?"

Okay, ONE! Thank You1


IA, your elusive washers… the whole thread is about them and you always keep them so close, yet so far… why?


Light bulbs?


Hello? Are you an engineer? You seem to be able to design washers. Can you tell us more?


File: 1aa6e877c9f5f71⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, 61193931_p0.png)


I'm nothing of the sort, I just want to make sure that these washers are properly documented for ease of reference.


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"Yes. Light bulbs. They need to be big and shinny. Grossly incandescent if you will."

Huh? That is the first I hear of it. WOW those are big light bulbs! Who are you?


They you will join us on our quest. Wait. That is the girl helping us!


File: 8d29b135ee456f5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 63192359_p0.png)


Good thing too, we need all the help we can get.


File: 1ae78d33dc721c7⋯.jpg (479.07 KB, 578x818, 289:409, 1483444276564.jpg)

"I'm L to the U to the K to the A, My style is burnin' up your corneas with my amazing boob bulb light! You need to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious oh!"

Hmm, that girl is… interesting.


All those girls seem to be researching washers too. Strange, you would think they would know all about them since they are their own, and they even have two!


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"I will help, but you guys remember to look at girls in their eyes too, not just stare at their washers all the time. Girls are more than just washers, you know."

But ONE! I have a really dirty mind and I need your washers!


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What is going on in this thread?


File: bbc2453bc0afa2b⋯.jpg (187.93 KB, 810x1080, 3:4, 1482731872220.jpg)

"Don't listen to ONE! My washers can kill a man!"

Wohoh! I think I should scram, things are getting dangerous.


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File: a8ee870123f30a0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 281 KB, 1000x1300, 10:13, __ia_vocaloid_drawn_by_sha….jpg)

"Okay guys, you've earned it."


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"IA, are you sure you aren't trying to cheat? No way your light bulbs are that big. Photoshop played a role here."


File: 5d5c39d0f846768⋯.jpg (240.75 KB, 949x1080, 949:1080, __hatsune_miku_vocaloid_dr….jpg)

"You are just jealous, Luka."


File: 83e80ab1f3e3bda⋯.png (725.95 KB, 637x1160, 637:1160, __jougasaki_mika_and_megur….png)

"Jealous of what exactly? That you pay artists to take liberties with your shapes?


File: 34bba9d1b514f6f⋯.jpg (64.41 KB, 500x810, 50:81, __hatsune_miku_vocaloid_dr….jpg)

"I don't pay anyone to draw me differently. I can change shapes at will. I know how to do it from my husbando. And you think you can kill a man? Check out these bombshells."


File: 068790f11711234⋯.jpg (264.98 KB, 600x970, 60:97, __megurine_luka_vocaloid_d….jpg)

"Well your husbando forgot to put a quotation mark at the end of my last sentence. Tell him to not suck so much."


Looking at this thread I wish I could suck even more.


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"Hahaha. You made that post with the wrong flag and now you can't delete it because of a wrong password? Boy you are dumb, do you need my boyfriend to help you?"



Yes, Rin. Plz halp. Someone, anyone.


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"Kimi wa jitsu ni baka dana. Don't make comments like that so nonchalantly when you're waifu is here."


"Can't even delete your posts on your own. You are indeed stupid."


Teto, it's your waifu, not you're waifu.

I see you take from your husbando too.



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"No, dummy. I already told you. 君は実にばかだな Don't you know English?

"I said you're waifu because You post her. You are your waifu.She doesn't exist"

"And my husbando's joke flew right over your silly head."


File: 16a572df1a3dc73⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 997.99 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1476709469015.jpg)

Shouldn't posts like that be in the meta thread?

>you're waifu is here.

Speaking of Miku, where is she? She was here with Luka a minute ago.

"Not now, honey. I'm busy."


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You're busy? Where are you?

Okay, ladies. I like talking with you, but this was supposed to be IA's thread. It's not right to hog all the spotligh… where is IA anyway?

"Not now, stupid. I'm busy. Washer maintenance."


File: 7174b0bebd1ef0d⋯.jpg (312.86 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, __megurine_luka_vocaloid_d….jpg)

>It's not right to hog all the spotlight.

"I might as well go get a tan. I will still be in the light. Ta"


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>You are your waifu

/miku/'s FAQ has the deepest lore.


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>You are your waifu. She doesn't exist.

"Don't listen to her, honey. Teto knows you are a dummy and might just fall for it."


File: 95cc08da0759dfa⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.93 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 61698990_p2.png)

"Have some washers and go to bed, okay?"


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And she is best girl. Hence you are best girl. Deepest lore indeed.


Okay, dear.


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"Washer maintenance: complete"


File: 8302a88cefb41d5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.58 MB, 1100x1400, 11:14, 1486801730011.png)

"After maintenance, I decided to test these suspenders. They are based on bridge suspenders. What do you guys think?"


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How does one maintain their washers? These ones seem to have sprung a leak!


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>How does one maintain their washers?


That engineer seems to be changing the oil while they are at it.


File: 3a888c93636e6af⋯.jpg (546.28 KB, 712x1516, 178:379, 35550066_p2.jpg)

You've missed a couple unspoilered pics.

Not a big deal, but please be a bit more careful.


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I apologize. There is actually another IA poster as well. I am only 98.6 % samefagging. Not phoneposting, I swear.

Miku told me to go to bed too. I should go before I get in trouble with the Ms.


Can we sexualize the IA?


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>Is in a fish store.

>Asks if they can buy fish

IA lewds are free.But first some quality packaged washers.


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Interestingly enough, light bulbs aside, washers do come in all sizes.


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All set and ready for washer maintenance.


File: df904218b87f9ec⋯.jpg (535.61 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1488873245550.jpg)

"Um? SS, this was our thread right?"

I'll get to you two, I swear.


File: 8ce2024506be132⋯.jpg (561.92 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1489438185802.jpg)

Here you go. Genuine 100% IA.


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"How unbiased!"


File: 62d0d606dab1032⋯.png (762.97 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, 1485802109592.png)

"Now can we get to my sister?"


File: b47f04d54475a90⋯.png (277.25 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 1488214017895.png)

I bet you're not biased with a doll like that.


File: 2074dc2335c42be⋯.jpg (360.13 KB, 713x1000, 713:1000, 1488204671652.jpg)

"My sister is the cutest! I'm pretty cute too."


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"ONE, I'm not sure I can bare my washers yet."


File: 23d11332c5d4935⋯.jpg (403.59 KB, 1334x1968, 667:984, 1485508065465.jpg)

"Okay, maybe some other day. That's all for now. Cut."


File: 1f3dfce6878aa6a⋯.jpg (270.16 KB, 600x697, 600:697, 1477931242469.jpg)

You need to be more confident, IA Senpai.


File: 311065d37d23b07⋯.jpg (2.02 MB, 2000x1656, 250:207, 28592370_p0.jpg)

"Do you mean like this, SS-kun?"


File: 43e5b674093891f⋯.png (88.67 KB, 368x248, 46:31, 1379636263682.png)



File: 2cbc3dd2e075ae0⋯.jpg (365.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, IA.full.965515.jpg)

"How do you like me now, you Baka Bulgarian?"


Don't sexualize IA.

she is just a confused girl!



We will try to sexualize IA less. Would you prefer someone else be sexualized in their stead?



I heard Yukari has quite an amount of lewds running in the internet. Same thing applies for some reason to Rin


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Funny you should mention it. I have some spare washer diagrams lying around.


More of a challenge but I'm sure i do.



something I wonder about is why Yukari has so many lewds? I mean only Miku superates her by volumes yet Yukari has a lot of precense and even more than the popular voicebanks


File: 832ad3a47499e7e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.28 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, 180dd13d1e0c957f9dd28782a0….png)


I know you are a man of a great mind, because I too have asked myself that same question. Great minds things alike and only great minds ask the real philosophical questions. It's actually funny you should bring it up, for a NoLewd guy, you know what you want to get to the bottom of. Or maybe to the chest of?



I don't mind lewds, Lewdman but something I can't bring to myself is to sexualize IA.

I can't explain it but I simply can't see her in a erotic way, rather I see her like a daughter or a relative. basically being unable to think in another way


File: c88ee1444247b78⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 244.38 KB, 1262x1298, 631:649, 1493889356071.jpg)


>why Yukari has so many lewds?

Sadly, I can't answer that question with empirical evidence connecting in a satisfactory way. I do know that when it comes to washers though, they do have an unofficial guide written. it's on maintenance and proper washer care of course.


Could you have a case of the "daughteru"? I've heard it's a rares strain but somewhat still a distant relative to the waifu bug.



>Could you have a case of the "daughteru"?

Oh no. It's dangerous?

how much I have left before it becomes letal?

tell me doctor lewd!


File: 4a276f5a212244c⋯.jpg (157.48 KB, 781x1000, 781:1000, 1480987798638.jpg)


It's only lethal if seeing her in lewd situations makes you kill yourself.

Good thing you are in good hands with Doctor Lewd!

Only tender IA x ONE sisterly love here with. Doctor Lewd will keep you safe. LEWD stands for Love and Endearment With Daughter.


another thing I want to ask

I don't know much about ONE. what's her? some kind of a sister or relative of IA?


File: 5d8947ec65f708b⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1502284735437.png)


You could think of it like that. ONE is the second installment in the "- ARIA ON THE PLANETES -" project.

Are you surprised to discover you had a second daughter?This is turning into a soap opera.



Oh I see I wish I could have more daugthers but I was just asking by mere curiosity since I can recall some songs where both IA and ONE are singing and dancing together.


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I think they have a few for their anniversary, or IA's Birthday. Some got taken down after it. I'm not sure. I've watched a few. One I remember more vividly, because the knives in it made me uneasy. They looked so real you would think they would hurt themselves.

You wouldn't want that right? Your daughterus playing with knives?



Oh dear. why they would dare to do something like that?

now you're about to tell me those knives are fake ones or something.

well at least they aren't playing with guns


File: c318bf16daace24⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1280x800, 8:5, 1473028615931.png)


It's even worse. They were some of those "made out of light" knives. Like some kind of prototype from Star Wars or something. Extra dangerous.



stop giving them weapons!

they are still teens, they shouldn't be carrying any sort of weaponry


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First no lewds, now now knives and weapons. Aren't you a little controlling? How are they going to put butter on their bread or hunt themselves a boar? You want your daughters to starve?

Oh, I dropped my hat.



they aren't like already super popular and famous making a ton of money in concerts and related?


File: 7ac931d56fd6294⋯.jpg (335.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1474483229982.jpg)


It's okay. They eat love anyway. They still need those things to pierce right trough your heart and get it though.



I don't like where this is going…


File: 293a78d5913ef3f⋯.png (94.52 KB, 450x451, 450:451, 1479144543158.png)

Scared of your friendly neighborhood Terminators?


File: 162f2854901c7e3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 238.86 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 8fe99a56cc32b854c67f9100d2….jpg)

What it I like both weapons and washers? Not training your waifu or daughteru into a top class assasin? It's like you don't even love them.


File: 002313076840d63⋯.png (2.45 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1421502134902.png)


Washers are a weapon of their own. Good taste.


File: c1df89589b3fe6c⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1100x1400, 11:14, 1501660194080.png)

IA is too sexy. not to spoiler her bikini pic.


File: 2bcd9eef975b842⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1502991053734.png)

Whoops. Just as I typed that, I forgot to spoiler it. I'll leave to the public to decide if beauty like that is too strong to be left out in the open.

In the meantime. Washers are beacons to heaven.


File: 1d6f6b4fc03f244⋯.jpg (73.95 KB, 600x750, 4:5, 1505422003613.jpg)

"Aw, boys. In the end I guess you didn't get to see my washers."


File: 507f25b026ae6ad⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1200x1800, 2:3, 1505715050778.png)

"Well, better luck next time."

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