64c8cd No.6092
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Thieves!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
e2dddf No.6093
He'll be lucky to see even $500 from that heap of shit.
64c8cd No.6094
>>6093
>dat 1 second timing
Damn.
1e4cb5 No.6096
>>6095
>no free test drives
>u can ride with me
OY VEY!
>paying 13k for that vehicle
top kek
fdd4c9 No.6098
these miatas looked pretty sad to me ;_;
e9758e No.6107
>>6095
I have no idea what makes that guy think that old toyota is worth that kind of cash.
I mean I'd love to have a lifted old toyota truck like that, but considering it's probably had the everliving shit beat out of it on trails, and it's not even the FI SR5 R22, or at least have some sort of V8 swap, how that guy thinks he'll get that kind of money is some amazing level of delusion.
The sad thing is probably some retard out there who will gladly part with 130 $100 bills just because of the lift kit and those big ass tires.
I would fucking hate to pay for those things.
6c43cb No.6115
>>6108
That would be perfect if they lowered the driving age to 3 years old.
1e4cb5 No.6118
>>6108
Someone actually spent money doing this.
0a3c28 No.6125
64c8cd No.6127
>>6125
LOL @ description.
Was that someone from Honda-Tech or 8chan? I remember seeing that cylinder head pic somewhere.
e2dddf No.6141
>>6138
>the shell isn't able to be saved
Unless I'm missing something, all you have to do to 'save' a shell is to replace a few panels.
e9758e No.6145
>>6141
> all you have to do to 'save' a shell is to replace a few panels.
Well, if the body itself is twisted, it's not really feasible. You might be able to get a car together that runs and drives, but it wouldn't be good for much else besides rally because it would never track down the road straight.
Actually, if you're willing to spend enough money, you might be able to straighten it out, but it's probably going to cost more than just getting a good car to begin with.
7d3401 No.6146
>>6125
>Civic Armrests high and low- $25 for the low $30 for the high because nobody should have to drive with a tired and fatigued arm, nobody.
fits coupes and sedans.
ayyy
12c20f No.6147
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>>6144
Dont worry, the ad may be gone, but it will always be in our hearts.
1e4cb5 No.6148
>>6144
>Needs a little body work
>Could use a paint job
>a little
TOP JEJ
>>6138
>if car was parted out just for the main pieces…motor, trans, drive train, could, interior, rims! You can easily get $10,000, look it up.
This wonderful I know what I got me-me again.
If he could get 10k just in parts why not just sell the parts himself? Its not like this faggot who clearly doesn't know how to drive would lie on his own car listing. That simply doesn't happen on the internet, look it up!
>>6147
Nice work on the cap. clearly that dank car wasn't going to last at such a grate price :^)
28dcb2 No.6153
>>6138
>You can easily get $10,000 look it up!
670599 No.6179
>>6148
That's horrific. I know it's stale, but I'm personally horrified to know that vehicle exists anywhere in any form.
e9758e No.6194
>>6148
Did they park that fucking truck at the bottom of the Atlantic?
I don't think I've ever seeing a drivable vehicle with that much rust. I can't even image what the frame must look like.
1e4cb5 No.6196
Here is a Kustom Kandy Red Ford Exploder.
https://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/5204250839.html
>asking 4k
Someone actually spent money making this truck look like this. DISGUSTING.
Dear lord. What is the point of doing anything like this to any car, the thing is practically unusable.
For 4k you can buy a mint low mile ranger/explorer and have a good chunk of change leftover. There is no way anyone would buy this shit right?
e2dddf No.6198
It's a 1988 according to the seller:
https://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/5214914833.html
$2300 for a below-average condition high mileage (120,000 on the odo) Civic that the owner doesn't even know what he's talking about.
e9758e No.6204
>>6198
Assuming he's talking about 120k on the whole car and not just the engine, $2300 probably isn't too far off. That's not really high mileage for the year, either. As long as the car didn't sit for 10 years at some point, that breaks down to roughly 4500 miles a year.
The body isn't perfect, but it doesn't appear to be rusty, which a lot of civics that body style are. It's a 5 speed, which increases the value, at least IMO, because people who are looking for an econobox as well as people who want a little lightweight ricer, will prefer the 5 speed.
Assuming everything is mechanically sound and the interior is in excellent shape, I'd be willing to put down $2000 on it. I like those civics, and they are getting harder and harder to find not riced out,beaten to shit, rusty, or some combination of the 3.
dc25da No.6207
>>6206
>24 year old car
>running
>not plastered with rust
>$1000
not a bad deal
e9758e No.6210
>>6207
Agreed. I'm personally not looking for a 24 year old camry, but I've heard good things about them, so $1000 probably isn't a bad deal. It's a shitbox, but do some basic maintenance, and you should probably get another 100k out of it without too much issue.
Assuming it's the original trans, I probably wouldn't touch it just because I highly doubt it's been maintained. These little jap cars will go a long time with proper maintenance, but people think that just because they paid $1500 for a car "lol fuck a tune up. It still runs so why should I change the air filter, oil, or service the trans?"
e9758e No.6212
I lied. I was thinking there was some kind of revolution on CL and people were actually starting to ask what their car was worth rather than what they think it's worth. I was wrong.
https://smd.craigslist.org/cto/5184797978.html
>was appraised at 36k with old motor
>it's ready for paint
>27k or reasonable offer
What the fuck? It's an old chevy pickup with a big motor and some suspension work. Also, for that price I want a paint job, and a nice one at that. This guy is going to be holding on to this truck for a while, I think.
6c43cb No.6236
http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/5206305335.html
>94 Explorer
>"4 cylinders"
>"fwd"
I would almost wanna snatch it up if the owner wasn't so obviously clueless (and therefore likely neglectful).
fdd4c9 No.6387
Nothing wrong with the car, maybe a fucked up clutch from this retard but jesus christ what was this person thinking when they bought it.
eda39b No.6409
>>6210
I have the same model '90 Camry, can confirm it will run forever. There has been little maintenance done since I've bought it (5yrs ago) and the worst part is the transmission will be a little grumpy shifting gears at times, there's a small hole in the muffler and the engine is old and tired.
It's never stalled on me, ever. Odo is only 170k, hit it this week. Great shitboxes especially if you do a complete like-new tuneup. Just keep your modifying very respectful, these cars are still here because they are good works. I would never add shiny rims or lower this old man, maybe a less shiny dark grey paint job, darkened but not black tint, some enkei rims with a decent number of spokes so it doesn't look niggerfied(not shiny), some good Bridgestones that aren't paper thin and can last a while, and a complete interior detailing.
One day.
6b7808 No.6506
I hate those assholes who think their car is worth $1500 more than book value because it is a one owner. Then there are those people that refuse or dont respond to requests to take additional photos. These are more general used car buying complaints but fuck I hate people.
a07d76 No.6531
>>6212
That truck could probable be worth 5000 if it had been kept in mint shape instead of modded and disgracefully hacked with suicide doors. Generally speaking, money dumped into mods is money you're never going to get back unless you find a real fucking idiot to screw over. "Appraisal" is for insurance purposes, not market value.
Not a craigslist ad, but a "for sale" car that a kid brought in for inspection before purchase (oh a smart kid for once).
>Acura CSX-S
>Seller says "never modded/beaten"
>The whole exhaust system has been reinstalled, badly (broken, cross threaded bolts, horrible welding to make up for it) on the car, the front ho2s sensor's harness is fucked up
>Stock exhaust on the car has a whistle in it
>The clutch is fucked
>The brake calipers are painted red
>The brake pads are high performance and squeal more than they brake
>Purple HID headlamps
>Yellow HID fogs
>The electric power steering is iffy as fuck, it's harder to turn right than it is to turn left.
>never modded
>never beaten
e223eb No.6591
e9758e No.6595
>>6591
>FedEx truck
>being leased
>but I'm selling it anyway
What the fuck? Is a used truck like that even worth 50k? Seems like you don't have much but a metal shell, a drivetrain, and a drivers seat, all with 100k miles on them.
>>6592
>2012 jeep
>cowwadooty editon
>61k miles
>$40k trade price
What's the fucking MSRP on those things? Seems like he's got to be asking close to what the original price was for that jeep. I can't fucking believe that price he's asking.
>dat Defender
After reading that shit that went down a while back about those things with customs seizing them, I'd be scared to buy one without doing some serious research on them.
>that fucking Magnum
Someone kill it. Now. That's a nice description by the way.
>Army truck
>low miles
>07821 on the odometer
I can guarantee that fucker has rolled over at least once. Also, those were probably a hard 7821 miles if it is original. Army niggers beat the shit out of their equipment and wonder why it breaks all the time.
>dat Tracker
Aren't those basically a badge engineered Suzuki Samurai? I can't believe someone sank all that money into that thing and it's still an automatic with the stock engine. Even with those gears that little tiny engine must be ready to blow up any time.
411632 No.6607
https://bend.craigslist.org/cto/5257199965.html
>foRD PoweR f150 clEAn TITLe stywkkyz
>Air Conditioning. New tires 6 months ago A/C: Front ivlxljfv lzyjvfywejj
what
ed6eb7 No.6613
Fuck, imagine if Craigslist had a comments section or something, it would be a comedic goldmine
e9758e No.6614
>>6607
>This posting has been flagged for removal
I wish you took a screenshot.
>>6605
If he could verify the HP with dyno sheet, it would probably be worth 10k or so. Those old Chevy trucks are going up in value.
>>6613
It's not a comment section, but the best of craigslist used to be pretty funny. It was shit the last I looked at it.
8d5a9e No.6626
https://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/5246822502.html
On mobile so no pic, but I'd rather leave you unprepared.
8d5a9e No.6627
e2dddf No.6628
>>6626
>see pic
>think that the jalopshit audience would swoon over this thing for the 'patina'
>see description
>patina
Can we fucking end this 'patina' bullshit already? It's RUST.
FUCKING RUST.
This is what it does to metal.
85a80a No.6629
>>6626
> bottom half of all tires gone
>"tires will not hold air"
>mfw no face
a07d76 No.6642
>>6595
>COD Jeep
Some people think adding mawds to a vehicle adds value. check his comment
>too many add-ons to list
When in reality no one gives a shit about that LED lightbar, fenders and sliders and all that other shit, if they can get a new jeep for the price of an old jeep, they'll get the new jeep.
e9758e No.6647
>>6642
I always thought it was common knowledge that modding almost always makes a car less valuable. That, and depreciation, which that guy with the jeep doesn't seem to comprehend. Unless I was dead set on a 4 door wrangler, I'd probably just buy a 15 or 20 year old one for like 5k and just mod the shit out of it. New engine, lift kit, all that fun shit. You'd still have a ton left over for expenses like gas and oil changes, and you'd have a bad ass trail rig. but that's just my opinion.
85d451 No.6971
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/5231059975.html
Was not expecting this beauty… was looking for something trashy, xD
85d451 No.6972
e2dddf No.6973
>>6971
That example is nice. Too nice. It's either hiding a really dark secret or it's going straight to a bunch of lowriding beaners or the disgusting white trash that compete in demolition derby events with cars that aren't scrap.
85d451 No.6978
>>6973
it's going straight to a bunch of lowriding beaners
This. This is Phoenix and i see beaners ruin cars like this ALL the time.
85d451 No.6979
85d451 No.6980
This guy… https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/5270515252.html
>lost my key
>all flat tires
> got towed.
>no stereo
600 $. this MR2 is probably trashed.
563ed2 No.7110
>>6981
those are pretty popular in new zealand.
e2dddf No.7111
>>7110
The tags on it though:
>Tags: stance, slammed, stanced, 240, lowered, coils, coilover, kw, bc, 350z, sti, drifting, mustang, exhaust, bagged, bags, 240sx, sr20, rb26, swap, lsx, miata, autocross, track, speed, mazdaspeed, v8, turbo, boost, is300, lexus, g35, g37
563ed2 No.7112
>>7111
oh wow, I overlooked that
d6a779 No.7128
>>6092
Bring your trade,
Bring your title,
Bring your wife,
WE'LL FUCK HER
That's right, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE
d6a779 No.7129
>no motor
>no transmission
>assuming tires are shit when it has been sitting on tires since 1997
>poster states it is the best demo car even though the body shows it has likely been in one
>BODY OF THE CAR LOOKS GOOD LOL
>upholstery is utter crap
And to top it all off he wants $1000 plus the added charge of time and money going through red tape in order to obtain a title if you're the poor sucker who wants to buy it to restore.
40ff59 No.7130
>>7129
8 cylinders of missing engine.
Great.
e2dddf No.7133
>>7129
Heh, pretty much what I suggested in
>>6973
These days, people should have the shit knocked out of them for bringing or even hinting at the idea of taking anything made prior to 1974 to a demo derby, no matter the state.