>>458>bats - fuck me - batsJesus fuck this. You shouldn't be afraid of skinwalkers/windigos/demons/boogeymen/ayys/other spoops so much as be afraid of these disease carrying devils. Coyotes, bobcats, cougars, bears (except grizzly) you can mostly scare off, or if they don't get the message, pop them (because if you are able, you should ALWAYS be carrying a weapon innawoods). Bats, on the other hand, don't get the gist and fly the fuck everywhere, and since most are pretty small, you have to be a pretty good shot on those fastass satanspawn.
Also, did I mention they carry lots of fun diseases, including almost-always-fatal rabies? Most rabies cases in the States are caused by - you guessed it - bats. You can barely notice when they bite you (and sometimes you can't even find a bite mark since their teeth are so small) or when they brush up against you, especially when you are sleeping, so most of these cases where the poor fucks found one of these mini-beelzebubs fucking around where they were sleeping, they didn't know to get 6 shots in their ass until they were already foaming at the mouth.
'Course, it doesn't mean they're heat-seeking missiles of screeching spite and hatred. Thankfully, they leave you the fuck alone, for the most part, and have a good handle on the bug population (at least where I'm at). The only times the would come in contact with you would be if they get confused or if they're fucked up/rabid. But god damn, I will never go innawoods without a sturdy tent, fuck those things.