No.1301
Mine is telenia, I'd give her a ride home in a windowless van any day.
No.1302
>>1301Is this the thread where we post creepy voyeur shots of people?
No.1303
>>1302yessssssssssssssssssssss
No.1305
No.1310
>secret
You are now realizing Qaus knows who everyone in this thread is.
No.1313
but then it wouldn't be a secret :3
No.1345
>>1310And this is the unfortunate flaw of this forum.
No.1352
>>1310qaus doesnt know shit lol. they had a panic attack or something a few days after they created /sl/ so they asked me to be in charge. i agreed because someone as emotionally unstable as them shouldnt be in charge of any sort of community.
i cant tell who is who either unless you use a trip. all i get are post ids and half censored ip addresses to see if someone is samefagging.
feel free to have your high school tier soap opera threads in peace and privacy!
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No.1358
>>1352Nice try Qaus. Buy yourself some self esteem.
No.1362
>>1310>usercreated imageboard moderator can see every anon's SL accountname when they posti'm sorry, did i miss the mandatory registration form for this board?
No.1365
>>1362Mods see universal IDs across threads, see
>>326 if you're curious.
>"Hm, I wonder who this person is.">search around for a post where they posted a screenshotIt's not rocket science. I don't care, but someone might, and this seemed the thread to mention it in.
No.1366
>>1365>there are people putting this much effort into stalking some other random virtual slut>someone might be able to associate my shitposting with an online game accountbrb cancelling my ISP, burning my router and installing gentoo.
No.1367
Redriv
No.1370
there is far too much paranoia going on in an otherwise harmless thread
i cannot give two shits about who posts what as long as it doesn't break board/global rules
its time to throw out the tin foil hats
No.1374
wtb kemono gf pst
No.1424
I would brutally snuggle Sky.
No.1425
>>1424I think everyone does. Nice person a nice.
No.1440
I want to tenderly cuddle with Rahfnek as he drinks himself to unconsciousness, then sit on his chest and steadily fuck his mouth while using his two head fins as handles until he vomits everything back so he can groove again.
No.1441
>>1440I'm not unconscious yet KEEP TRYING
No.1442
>>1441It's okay I can wait
No.1443
>>1442I'M STILL GOING BABY, AND STILL BOOZING
No.1462
>>1443Stop it Raf, you have a problem
;_; No.1466
>>1462That was last night, tonight I am sober, last night was GREAT though.
No.1468
>>1466I want to
punch Rahf while he's sober to knock him unconscious and do the same thing as above, essentially No.1469
>>1468That is hardcore af
No.1488
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what the fuck
No.1493
I want to cuddle with Raz while she sounds my urethra.
It's too bad she's not into the kemono femboy look.
No.1501
No.1535
I'm not sure it's much of a secret, but...
Robo is cute as fuq
No.1536
No.1538
>>1535i didnt know balls of self hate were cute
walkingaroundwithIAMSHITwalkerintensifies.mp3
No.1596
Artybre I want to fuck his cute paws
No.1654
Toasty, where have you gone? ;_;
No.1655
>>1596He's taken
>>1654Eaten
No.1664
>>1654You have invoked the yeast, what is your wish?
No.1666
>>1664i wish for
a full gold factory new stattrak case hardened huntsman knife No.1667
>>1666Full blue > Full gold
I love my MW Bayo Night though No.1671
would kashiola be my gf if I asked her?
No.1697
>>1664>ToastYou've done it now.
No.1698
>>1666I don't play CS enough to get skins sorry
>>1697What did I do?
No.1704
>>1698y...you don't have to play CS to use the m-marketplace toast-kun! No.1724
>>1655>he's takenWhat, is there at least lewds with him?
No.1835
>>1724This is as lewd as you'll ever see
No.1836
No.1841
>>1835I think we've found our Worst /slg/ Couple NA.
No.1849
Jesse, Kiwi and Tsu |･ω･｀)
No.2081
Khubbo
No.2086
No.2088
No.2116
kale is a qt
No.2246
I have a platonic crush on lyra and like to click on his nose
No.2248
Ericsson Foxtrot is my waifu
No.2380
i have a few crushes...
quas
fotm
cozmo
arty
maz
jesse
No.2397
No.2433
Trog. He always hits me with his whip randomly, probably out of boredom; but I've secretly always wanted to do lewd things with his little white animu boy. Siigh, shy problems.
No.2434
I've slept with 3 of your crushes(technically 4)
No.2442
No.2492
>>2433He's actually quite pathetic, and has basically been cuckholded into paying for everything involving the "Chill crew".
Dumbass spends hundreds of dollars per month, and none of them even fucking like him. You should hear the shit they've told me about him. Good stuff.
No.2507
>>2492That kinda saddens me a bit because he comes across as a nice guy. What other people think of him is none of my concern however.
I still want his animu dong in my butt. No.2515
>>2434>>2442I think that means he is one of them, so figure out who three of the others would've done.
No.7848
Shinoda is qt
No.7873
I like big guys, but can't seem to find one for me
please love me doge
No.7953
I have a Senpai crush on Nori because they teach me beat things
No.7954
>>7953NEAT things, I meant NEAT THINGS
FUCK
No.7960
>>1671maybe you should just ask her and see what happens, tho she seems idle 24/7 forever
No.7990
>>7873this is my hell too, anon
No.8015
>>1671They go out with Sourfeelings though. Bet you didn't know that one.
No.8016
>>7953She's mentally damaged as hell though.
No.8018
> who are your SL crushes?
> Everyone names people who are never at the donghouse
No.8020
tfw no one names you
No.8023
>>8018Crush implies they haven't had them yet, and doubt they can. Anyone who hangs out there is definitely not the playing-hard-to-get sort.
No.8085
you're a big doge
No.8094
No.8095
>>8084>>8085>posting about yourself to pretend someone likes youI try to be accepting of people, but that's just sad even for you.
No.8266
>>8095>every post mentioning someone is samefag!>even unrelated posts across threadsFucking what?
Also, some fag on /vg/ is funposting while pretending to be me.
No.8267
>>8266They're a post timer apart on a dead board, one's by a person and the other is talking about that person. Not a huge leap of logic here.
No.8284
>>8267You know we have three big guys, right?
I.E. Diz.
No.9383
I kind of like Moe and Teli, but we never talk much
No.9385
>Renoki will never sit on your face while she complains about RPGs
No.9491
>>8267
idk, sometimes I point a post out to a friend and we post around the same times, that'd explain it.
No.9501
>>5929
I'm not usually a fan of horses but I think I fell in love when I saw this QT
I have no idea who they are though, it hurts
No.9514
>>9501
Just make your own
It's a blunderforge skin for the aventity horse avatar
Male.
No.9515
>betamaxes are actually taking this thread seriously
Why.
No.9519
>>9385
Real talk though, are there any known facesitters amongst us? I need to know for reasons.
No.9520
>>9519
I'm sure there's more than a few, myself included.
look around /d/, it's pretty vanilla so I imagine most of them would be happy to partake.
No.9526
I would love for Telenia to sit on my face. She''d love it too.
No.9545
No.9547
>>9545
Nobody cares, Nurvapet.
No.9556
>>9545
Why do you have such an intense lack of ability to separate reality from virtual entertainment? If you play Mario do you think there's actually a tiny plumber jumping on turtles when you play? When you play an MMO, do you think you're actually killing dragons somehow?
No.9574
>>9556
because he jerked himself on webcam for me
No.9593
No.9602
>>9574
Then that would have been John or whoever, not Telenia. Duh.
No.9665
>>9574
So? I've done the same thing for other people. And they all have the ability to suspend their disbelief.
No.10131
No.10140
[spoiler] I have a crush on Anne, tele and Quoth
No.10166
No.10175
Robo.
He's cute as hell. I wanna talk to him but I am way too shy to do so.
No.10193
No.10195
No.10233
No.10239
>>10193
Maki is pretty easy. make a decent robo av with a helmet similar to hers and act mysterious and don't talk much. there. now you're in her pants.
enjoy.
No.10247
>>10239
have a guide for nori?
No.10371
>>10175
its ok youd be disappointed by the reality anyway
No.10377
>>10371
Stop talking shit about yourself robo
No.10381
Jesse.
If she would just stay on long enough for me to fug her AND if I had the balls to tell her that, that'd be nice...
No.10383
No.10439
No.10512
>tfw will never have kay's bulged shimapan against me
>tfw will never fill telenia's lolipus--
No.10513
No.10516
>>10512
just ask them, cinder
Your gf might not be happy about it though
No.10590
>>10516
not cinder
>>10513
couldn't even English when I tried
No.10646
>tfw renoki will never talk to your dick awkwardly
No.10653
>>10516
never seen him lewd
>>10646
>Or stuff balls in their mouth like dumplings
No.10678
alex
it's me yeah
but i want a me that isn't me
No.10681
>>10678
blah blah blah pedo
No.10849
>>10848
Don Bluth is and always will be awesome.
No.10850
>ctrl f self
>zero results
No.10858
>>10850
Same. But there are benefits to not being well known. All is good.
No.10862
No.10879
>>10862
Interesting. Can you figure out who I am from my typing style alone?
No.10887
>>10858
>when you are popular and still no crushes
No.10897
>>10858
limelight > spotlight
much less drama
No.10934
I have a massive crush on Kiwi
>but tfw too shy to message him :'[
No.10986
>>10887
It'll happen eventually if you don't make it obvious that you are fishing for it.
>>10898
I wish someone made a decent tomoko avi so I could destroy it with my boner.
No.10987
>>10986
if anyone does, don't forget armpit and pubic hair
No.10989
No.11047
>>10986
See Arbalest store perhaps? Or point whoever you want to fuck there.
No.11067
No.11068
No.11572
>>10247
step 1: hide everything in and on your inventory that has anything to do with kemonos. don't let nori see you in one, ever, if you're trying to get into those pants
step 2: talk to nori about normal people things for three+ months to build an actual friendship first
step 3: prepare the avatar you'll use to attempt to court nori. you're gonna have to do your own research on this one to overcome the inexplicable pickiness but realistic proportions are a must
step 4: wait until nori gets drunk and forcefully become a part of the exclusive group to deal with that shit long enough to rail them
No.11577
>>11572
This makes me incredibly curious what people think the process to get into my pants is.
No.11578
>>11577
Step 1: Ask.
That's it.
No.11579
>>11577
>>11578
Ooo! Do me next!
No.11596
>>11579
Refer to the quoted post for instructions.
>>11579
No.17873
>>10678
lol u lonely faggot, kill you're selfs
No.17881
I am crushing really fucking hard on Zilkas
.
No.17887
>>17882
kaisura fkkn dies 2
No.17906
tfw I have a huge hard-on for Gwigz
tfw I'm not into diaper fetishism, but really want to snuggle with him
I'm sorry
No.17907
Skairu is love.
Skairu is life.
No.17909
>>17906
W-wow, I'm happy with pretending it isn't a thing. :T
No.17910
>>17909
I don't mind it staying that way, I just wanted to get that off my chest
No.17911
>>17910
I meant the AB/DL stuff, sorry!
No.17916
>>17911
Oh, I'll keep that in mind.
No.17917
>>17907
Thank you, whoever you may be...
No.17926
That rainbow wizard dude.
Anybody know if he can RP?
No.17927
Pyloris
He's such a hottie and a cute kermit <3
No.17928
>>17926
Ahh, I know who you mean but forgot their name. Looks like Merlin made of diamonds. No idea if he RPs.
No.17962
>>17917
senpai noticed me ^_^
No.17963
I want to give a cute robot girl a cuddle.
No.17966
No.17969
No.17974
>>17963
better find another board then :^)
No.17979
>>17969
I want to bop Do Su right on his shark nose and watch him squirm.
No.18879
>ctrl f mysel
>see name in spoilers
>hover over spoilers to see my name is part of a larger word
>otherwise no results
feels bad man
No.18886
I have a crush on a certain blue goo girl. They must never know.
And no, it's not who you think.
No.18892
>>18886
if it isn't archiplex, they don't exist
unless it's that /vg/ one that hangs out with Sky
No.18918
Nikita makes my dick hard and my heart feel warm and fuzzy
No.18923
>>2492
I think he just really enjoys being cuck'd
No.18927
>>18918
Put your name back on Nikita
No.18929
Lumi is my secret crush.
They will never know.
No.18931
>>18927
I'm not Nikita, but i am a weeaboo
No.18939
>>18931
yeah thats something Nikita would say
No.18940
I want that double-knotted puppy pecker inside my kitty cunny.
No.18956
>>18939
Nikita probably already knows who this is <3
No.18975
>>18956
You forgot to turn your name back on after samefagging idiot
No.18994
How do I become a SL hooker? I don't wanna pay money for L$
I have a furry avatar with mesh tits so it can't be that difficult, surely
No.19211
>>9556
because some of us are not so desperate to delude ourselves just to get off.
Some of us also enjoy hearing the opposite sex moan over microphone. Nothing more boner inducing than hearing a woman rub herself (so wet that you can hear it) and moaning loudly and telling to to fuck her and she wants you inside her.
even hotter when you're actually in her.
No.19222
>>19211
Holy shit, you sound like you're jacking off when you type and it's disgusting.
No one cares about you wanting to cyber with a voice escort.
No.19234
>>19211
That sounds gay as hell
No.20306
Ruzha
Jesse
Kyu
Kay
Ssen
Zilkas
Bran
they all know that i like them and i've lewded a few of them
stop being beta niggers, it's the internet ffs
tfw nobody names you
No.20309
>>20306
>finally get on the list
give your name so i can fuck you
cause i am shallow like that
No.20314
>>20309
vauun2 or colby moss
then again if you're on that list i have you added
No.20320
>>20314
I'm going to kiss your nose next time I'm online.
No.20322
>>20320
Who are you? You're cute.
No.20323
No.20325
>>20320
what happened to fucking? ;_;
No.20327
When everyone hates you because you're borderline sociopath but lewded just about everyone worth dicking. Beta babies it's pixels.
No.20328
>>20327
nobody is 'worth' dicking, everyone is socially retarded in one way or another, not just being beta cucks
No.20331
>>20327
I doubt everyone hates you.
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No.20464
>>20461
dizze hates everyone
No.20466
>>20464
why though?
He's adorable who hurt him?
No.20469
>>20464
but dizze likes me :3
No.20482
>>20461
dizze is a ugly, fat cuck
No.20491
>>20482
damn kid lose the knife gonna cut someone with that edge
No.20510
>>20482
cuck has lost all meaning
No.20512
>>20510
Always happens when 4chan latches onto a word extra hard.
No.20520
No.20694
>>20461
>>20464
>>20466
>>20469
>>20482
I once gave Dizze some tips on how to improve his avatar and he thought I was trying to be mean to him and blocked me :/
No.20733
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No.21062
>>10140
Anne or Annet. I have seen both.
No.21222
No.21273
No.21422
>>21099
>should be in jail
No.21472
>>21389
Obsessive mad cuck.
No.21473
>>21422
>>21389
>stop CUCKING MEEEE