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GOOD NIGHT JEWISH PARASITE

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What are some kinos about early Muslim conquests?

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Post comics that deserve a live action adaptation

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is this the future of all physical media?

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>when you're rich as fuck from all the royalities and old enough not to give a shit about your fans because you're a 400 pound fact fuck whose heart is 2 steps from a cardiac.

WoW will be unfinished, but published posthumously anyway. Dream of Spring will be ghostwritten from notes by some other hack writer.

Calling it.

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kinos about traps?

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What are some movies about 4d chess?

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Looking for volunteers and testers.

>>>/shitshield/5

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Better than Baby Driver

Career Opportunities

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This will help the ratings, for sure!

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Live Action Dumbo

Wew it's a cgi shitshow that will look dated in 2 years. In theaters near your local synagogue.

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Do you think living in a condo with no yard/land does something negative to a persons mental energy? having no outdoor privacy

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I'M GIVING YOU A JONESCALL

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GIVE ME SOME FUCKING TITS!

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The hype really died down after the second episode, didn't it?

I guess you really can't make a successful anime where it's only appeal is "le edgy and shocking goblini raep".

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she definitely cheated on him right?

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>shits all over capeshitters and calls them children who can't grow up

Is Bill Maher, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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She-Ra

>Cheap Animation

>Blackwashing

>Queerwashing

>Walking Meme Tumblr Design cross between Avatar and Cal Arts/Steven Universe

<Dreamworks

Watching a stolen copy of the first Episode.

Why is tv always right (well the pol part anyways)?

And why do I even watch it?

Must be, because I am a faggot.

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How the fuck did 25 people die? like fire is pretty slow literally walk away

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Do you ever notice everyone around you is a fucking idiot

>sister buys a $28k car from a dealership at age 19 while she is in school

>mom buys a new car every 4 or so years

>brother bought a $2000 jacket

>aunt and uncle "invested" in a 1 rental property and thought they could retire from their jobs and live on the $15k/year rent they were charging

>they didn't even use any leverage or debt they just bought the thing outright when they could have bought 2 or 3 rental properties with the same amount of money they sunk into 1

fuck my family is disgusting I genuinely hate all of them

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When did you realize he was 100% in the right?

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If he just released his meal plan and the amount of calories he ate he would have saved hundreds of thousands in lawyer fees and btfod fatties around the world. + got like free mcdonalds for life or something but he had to be a beta loser

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You faggots need to bend down to your Queen. Repeat after me, she is

/OURGIRL/

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It was a cold day on Mother Rusia. Vladmir Puutin was in his presdential office watering the flowers when one of his secretarys came in.

"Mister Putin, I important news!"

"Is not that 'fak news' is it?" Putin asked.

"No, sir, it's Mr. Donald," the secretar said. "He's already here!"

Vlad smiled. "Let him in," he said.

The secretary noded and left the rom. Then, Donald Rtump walked in. He was wearing his usuall suit with blue tye, which Vladmir liked. Oh, Vladimir Putin was shirtless, even though it was freizing in Russia.

"Hello Vladimir," Donald said. He closed in for a kiss with Putin, the two sharig a passionat kiss, their tongues battling as Putin's nips got hard. Vlad pulled back and grinned, his heart racinf.

"Well, you're egger today," he said. He furiusly pulled of his pants sand showed off his erect Soviet missle. "The same as usual?"

"What do you think, big boy?" Trump asked. He bnet over the deslk and dropped his patns. Vlad grabbed hole of Donald's rear, and peneteraed the president of the Untied Staets. He thurtsed Trump hold into the desk that is knocked of a Shrek doll.

"You're really rough toady," Trump grunted, "Cum in my ass!"

"You don't tell me waht to do, Mistre Truimp," Vlad saiud. He pulled out and threw Trjump to te floor. "Now is time for the 'golden shower' you so enjoy."

He began to pee on Trump's dace adn trump enjoyed it. Trump also began to piss an coat the floor and the Shrek doll.. Suddely, the Srhek doll turned itno the real thing! Trump and Putin turned their heads… they're actual ones, perverts… and saw the real thing for real as Shrek was real for the first tim!

"Now I'm going to piss on you!" Shrek sad. Vladimir and Donald turned and opened their moths as they embarced Shrek's stream.

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Titans (2018 TV series)

OH NO NO NO

Raven poster should be ashamed for supporting this

>>>/caco/817

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what are some kinos about bashing the fash?

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>Ended the American involvement in the Jungle Gook War

>first men on the Moon

>First nuclear weapons reduction treaties with the Russkies.

>Made peace with China to where they would side with us against the Russkies.

>Hated hippies and boomers, but still was cool enough to appear on boomer tv shows

Why is he a bad guy again?

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Got a month free of Netflix-- which is the least degenerate thing on there?

I could never be bothered to torrent this wasp's nest of stinging high kikery, but now that I have a free month I can cancel 2 dats before I'd have to pay the Jews a shekel, willing to give it a watch to look for some of my old favorite movies.

Esp. since it's near Christmas and, though highly unlikely, the kikes might have some christmas shows and even "nightmare Before Christmas" on. Biggest goddam mistake of my life– about 4 years ago, the day after Christmas, was going to borrow $2,400 for a 65 inch OLED TV. THE VERY NEXT GODDAM DAY, the nips must have decided to begin making all their phones out of OLED or a big study came out or….anyway, end result was that same exact goddam TV went from $2,400 to $4,700. IN ONE fucking night.

So no I've been stuck with a 65 inch, barely 4k TV for past 8 yrs. And I know you motherfuckers are going to say: "who even watches the electric Jew?" But I had a good setup where I could torrent and then right to Plex and worked out very well.

I've got a high end 38 inch monitor and Bose speakers I need to get used to watching movies on….bacj to original question….I like watching "The Crown" if for no other reasin than that I don't need a see more than a few Kangz., at least so far.

Any other movies or series sans negroes, dune coons, the yellow peril, beaners (unless it's "Falling Down" where the dude is mowing em down) that I can possibly watch? The Jew has taken all the fun from Vidya, just about nothing left..

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Creatures

I'm looking for good creature features with really good prosthetics rather than CGI. Which ones do you recommend?

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What the FUCK did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1063035767889383425

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Are Vtubers Kino?

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can't even get over how good life must have been back in the 90s

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Good music?

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animal cruelty

I'm looking for things to are produced in the livestock industry and that have a run off of increasing greenhouse emissions.

Please don't lock this thread, it's important to me.

I don't hate animals, but vegans are really fucking with my life. I love meat and it's expected by literally everyone in my country except retards that within a couple years meat and dairy will be effectively banned (many proposed livestock taxes will almost assuredly going to pass).

The only mental clarity I have left tells me that the one reason to continue to living in a society that wants me dead is to spite the fucks that hate my existence. This is why I take pride in stealing as much as possible - pirating everything and putting as little money into the economy as I can. I'd like to expand on this philosophy by spending a lot of money in the "animal abuse" industry. I picked up 3x2kg packs of chicken breasts and I literally ate 2k of roast chicken in one sitting, and it was really difficult. I'm going to try transition to only dairy and meats but what else can I buy, preferably more permanent an investment than food, that's a product of the livestock industry?

Thank you.

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Character you don't understand.

I still don't understand if he's really happy or just pretend.

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>the left can't mem-

oh

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DO YOU GET IT???

they're all cringing because they have two scoops like little donny with his kfc and the only one who thinks its okay is the one WHO HAS NO BRAIN LIKE A SUBURBAN RETARD

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What are some movies about winning the culture war?

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why dont you just try?

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>reddit vs cuckchan

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What's some kino about elected representatives threatening to murder vast sections of the country that they are suppose to serve?

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Why did AMC gave Saul Goodman a spin off instead of gus fring

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>woke up early and showered and got dressed for work

>i didn't have a shift today

why am I so stupid

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How many inches /tv/?

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ITT: kino that « ƸЖƷ » will never understand.

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Is there lesbian rape on this? I'm looking to broaden my fapping horizons.

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Which one would you vote for?

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Horrible Histories

Why is it so underrated?

And not to mention the memetic material is amazing.

Recently I saw some new high quality rips, so I'm doing this pet project to convert them to a more suitable size with vp9+opus encodes.

I want to release a torrent for them but it seems you can no longer upload content from the goodness of your heart, most torrent sites I look are pure kikery.

So how about it, would /tv/ be interested?

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Some of his stories don't line up. He says in 1 video he has never had a 9 - 5 job before. than in another video he says he was a graphic designer for MTV and worked at a car dealership. What's the real truth?

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>Most of the major cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes exclusively for the Excelcyites who are the neo-upperclass, while the dosplaced hordes of lower class Depth-Grovellors will live underground in tiered cities, endlessly toiling away in subterranean sugar caves for nuggets of neoplasmin.

What's your love life like?

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Hey handsome why don't we go to your place?

This place is boring.

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When the hell am I going to be able to watch this kino?

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Post actors with punchable faces

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Any other kino scenes of biker scum getting their skulls caved in?

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SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS

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kino thread

post only kino in this thread

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Left doesn't want you to believe your own eyes

Great segment from Tucker right here

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NEW KINO SINS

IT'S UP

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SHRIMP ON DA BARBIE

Hey MATE

WHAT?

A FUCKING SHRIMP

WHAT DA FUCK MATE A BLOODY FUCKING SHRIMP

YA MATE A FUCKEIN SHRIMP MATE

PUT IT

IN

THE

BARBIE

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I swear to god this actor scary me.

The actress look scared as fuck.

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Why don't teams just retain their broadcasting rights and sell it themselves instead of going through a third party like ESPN or Sky?

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ITT: Memes that need to come back

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When did Game of Thrones go to shit?

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What did Hiroshima mean by this?

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How to save 99% of relationships.

>be rich

>marry model who is also rich

>IVF surrogate

>choose gender that you both agree on

>hire nannies that work in 8 hour shifts

>model wife depends on her livelihood to look good so she never gets fat

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>90 days until her film

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Better Days

Who misses the good old days when TV was simple?

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i'm about to eat

post a jewtube video to keep me company

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is it worth it to pretend to be gay so your mommy might try to turn you straight?

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Emma Stone to appear nude in “The Favourite”

This is something you faggots care about, right?

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Damn I wish I lived in this reality…

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Spiderman man Sam Raimi

>"That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"

Is this still allowed in 2018?

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2 questions regarding Rome?

Let me see if any of you faggots have thoughts on this: Cryto, the Drover's boy, do you think Niobe got Vorena the Elder to sleep with the Drover and then "Fake" a pregnancy so that he actually thinks it is his? Or was he promised an unusually large dowry that Niobe saved up? Why else would he willing take a chip he knew was not his?

Second, why the the Jew Hats on the slave traders suddenly begin disappearing after I, episode 2? I could be wrong here but I thought even in Pagan time, Male Jews over the age of 12 were forced to wear "Jew Hats."

You see the jew hats in episode 1 clearly and a bit in episode 2, but never after that. Could it be because the EP Brad Grey is a Jew himself and didn't want this shown?

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How many more films are you going to watch in your life?

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You have to admit she does turn on the gold digging around his family.

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How tight was her pussy?

They must have called her the Iron Lady for a reason.

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>"it falls apart in the third act"

>"soulless without addressing human questions "

These are things NPC plebs say over and over.

"To many people the obelisk has no meaning or it's just confusing, to me it's the most profound statement of the mystery of faith I've ever seen in a film and a mystery of a kind of a divine presence in our lives and we are not meant to understand. It's the most seriously agnostic film I've ever seen, agnosticism being a belief that the power of God and the soul are unknowable. Not that they don't exist, but that they are unknowable. That to me is the ultimate message of 2001."

This is what a patrician and a veteran filmmaker [William Friedkin] says about 2001.

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OH NO NO NO

What emotion does this convey

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He did absolutely nothing wrong, only soyboys will say otherwise

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>go to the #1 ranked university in my country

>studying mathematics

>go to princeton for my masters

>master in finance

>$300k starting as a quant

capitalism rewards the intelligent

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Look what you did /tv/. All those MY VAGINA jokes you've made fun of her for have finally come back to hurt her with child complications. And how are children made: semen coming from a dick (from her chef husband) into her VAGINA! You better apologize because her period blood is on your hands.

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OH NO NO NO

There's No LIMIT!

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Alexa bliis just posted a new video on her instagram

AAAAHHHHHHHH

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqK1s0lFaVY/

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Tucker "The Cucker" Carlson pwns BJ Hunnicut

Now we know why they were so sympathetic to the enemy.

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>I'm against the wall and I'm pro immigration

>Removing parents from children is disgusting

Intellectual dark web

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TINY WHITE DICKS

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>2000s

>Manbearpig is a joke showing Al Gore's obsession with something that isn't real

>2018

>now it is and we should apologize to Gore

What else did Matt and Trey roll back on like hypocritical faggots?

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Exploration movies

Hey /tv/ what are some early exploration/colonization age movies?

pic related as epic reference, looking specifically to Portuguese related voyages if there is any, but anything within that era is welcome if historically accurate.

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itt: kino only you've seen

itt: kino only you've seen

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Is this the most accurate media representation of freemasonry of all time?

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New French tv spot

For christmas your daughter gonna be, fucked by muslims.

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Manlets, when will they learn?

'Too short' Tom Cruise to be replaced for Jack Reacher reboot

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46207601

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See this is why we need socialism

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Anyone here got some public trackers that exclusively (or almost exclusively) upload straight BDrips that aren't remuxed, compressed or altered in any way?

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Based Japanesse warriors

WHITE WOMEN BTFO

https://invidio.us/watch?v=qkPiEK3sqcQ

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What's your favorite movie or anime?

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Somebody from /tv/ sended me the real picture of Percolatrice

/tv/ was right

It's a fucking tranny!

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Television and Movies

What's the most gamer thing you have ever done, /tv/? I once got my mum rekt for telling me to pause the game even though you can't pause during online matches. Dumb bitch.

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Miranda should take up a nudist lifetsyle

I mean, her career would skyrocket

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Is dating a jewess morally questionable if dumping her is part of the plan and you don't plan on fucking her?

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Her house burned down.

Say something nice to her.

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This is Jenny.

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Women that should be nudists

These ladies would feel more comfortable in their birthday suits

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Blade runner 3 soon.

Be ready.

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Anti western cosplayers movement fundrising, don't let racist western cosplayers keep ruining Anime!

Don't let racist western cosplayers to keep doing racism against us Asians and to keep ruining the Anime characters you love http://www.antiwesterncosplayers.asia/2018/02/anti-western-cosplayers-movement.html

Join the anti western cosplayers movement if you don't want :

1. Racist western cosplayers keep doing racism against us Asians. When racist western cosplayers cosplaying our Anime characters are the same as they imitate us Asians because we Asians make our Anime characters based on us Asians which Japanese also agreed with http://www.antiwesterncosplayers.asia/2018/09/japanese-spoken-up-against-racist.html, imitating other race is racism.

2. Racist western cosplayers keep ruining Anime including the Anime characters you love. When racist western cosplayers cosplaying Anime characters they only end up ruining the characters because they look nothing like Anime characters because they are not Asian while Anime characters are based on us Asians http://www.antiwesterncosplayers.asia/2015/10/you-westerners-are-not-cute-too_22.html, millions of Anime fans especially in Japan are hurt by racist western cosplayers.

3. More racist trash such as trump to emerge, one of the effects of the anti western cosplayers movement is to teach westerners youth about how bad racism is so that they will not commit racism in the future.

Only Asians who can Cosplay Anime characters because Anime characters are based on Asians so only Asians who can Cosplay Anime characters without end up as racism and without end up ruining Anime characters which not end up hurting millions of Anime fans :

My favorite http://www.antiwesterncosplayers.asia/2017/12/cosplay-of-month-december-2017-yaya.html

https://image.ibb.co/dfJV5U/Only_Asians_Look_Like_Anime_Characters.jpg

The girl on the right is a real western girl who heavily photoshoped her picture, trying hard to be/look like an Asian girl to match the Anime girl she imitate.

The minimum is 500 yen, 100 yen is around 1 usd and only Asians can participate in the fundrising, if you are not Asian you can still participate on the anti western cosplayers movement by joining the circles https://plus.google.com/117850404800846575560, add more likes on the site http://www.antiwesterncosplayers.asia, etc

As long as they still look like Anime characters then they automatically based on Asians, that is why Anime characters look totally different from cartoon characters which westerners made based on themselves or that is why peoples can identify which characters are Anime characters and which characters are not Anime characters without even have to look at the title or ending.

Anime are for Anime fans to enjoy and not for cosplayers to imitate so not just anyone can Cosplay because they must not end up hurting Anime fans by not end up ruining the Anime characters they imitate, those who look nothing like Anime characters such as racist western cosplayers must not Cosplay Anime characters and if they insist then they are just a bunch of sickos who do something which harm many other peoples.

No racist western cosplayers are not cosplaying for fun, love the character, etc nonsenses but for attentions which solidly proven by those racist western cosplayers spreading their racist fail Cosplay all over the internet. If those racist western cosplayers really Cosplay for fun, love the character, etc then they must do it inside a hole, cave, etc where no one else can see because showing what they do in public simply mean they are a bunch of attention whores, especially stop being jealous of Asian cosplayers who do better and look more like Anime characters than them by stop spreading nonsense about Asian cosplayers of using photoshop and other fake stuff to look like Anime characters. What very sick is when those racist western cosplayers said the reason they Cosplay is because they love the character because that would make them as sick psychos, psychos are sickos who said they love something but showing their love by hurting or ruining what they love.

Paypal are accepted.

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>Sganarelle, or The Imaginary Cuckold (French: Sganarelle, ou Le Cocu imaginaire) is a one-act comedy in verse by Molière. It was first performed on 28 May 1660 at the Théâtre du Petit-Bourbon in Paris to great success

So many shows about cuckoldry these days, and yet they don't revisit this classic? Do kikes have something against opera?

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why do they even bother making movies? without a box office 99% of people don't care about the movie. they should just stick to TV

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how much did they pay him to shill the last jedi?

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French movie

Why are eufags so obsessed with showing cock or gratuitous sex scenes all the fucking time like they think showing dick on screen elevates their shit films to art or something

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=-vNshDzD9z0

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I wish I had him as a real life friend.

He's confident, funny and has a great sense of humour.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0g6PGHana2Z

The guy does as he pleases and has no shame whatsoever. He is a good actor and I would assume he probably comes from a good home, if not, he most certainly does have restraint, class and good manners because his videos are part of his personality. I don't know why people think he's ugly either. As a non-homosexual, i think he's pretty alpha and good looking who could easily pull 10's if he put his energy toward it. Most of the guys are just salty or can't take a joke, so they like to pile on the only identity they can find which is him.

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just attended a VR conference in Hollywood. some big name jews were there some actors and stuff. There was a cool hypothetical where its like an interactive theatre type of thing you know those ones where you can walk around a house and different scenes are taking place they said that is the future of movies where you would have 2 hours to explore a film and you can go anywhere and the scenes would be taking place and it would 1. drive up revenue since you won't be able to experience it all in 2 hours so you would buy another "ticket" and 2. it would increase discussion of the movie since you could talk about what you missed and it would be more engaging and for horror movies you could even be "trapped" in the same location as a hypothetical serial killer and you would live through the actor not only vicariously but physically as well. I met a girl and asked her out but she said no I think she was an actress but I forgot her name

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I actually really enjoyed it

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>trump won't live long enough for the 1 president separation praise news cycle that bush and reagan experienced

feels bad man

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Geenoe :DDDD

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video games > movies

Name one film opening more kino than this.

Protip: you can't

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Who is your fav Arthur character?

I like Prinalla cause shes so out there

id tap D.W.'s ass

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NEETs just lol at your life

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Post movies that fit to this image

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So this guy just wakes up at 30 years old and stars in a billion dollar movie as his first role? I'm so confused

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movies where everyone dies

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Dumbo (2019) trailer

IT'S OUT!

get hyped

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Attention whore

>attention whore

Any babylon 5 fans?

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Is it right?

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Only 90s kids will remember this.

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WEBM

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this shit is so casual you get exp across the board for catching a pokemon lmao

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Remember the Nintendo Shitcube guy?

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lmao

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Was he the OG incel?

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German Kino

Der Cunny est good

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Brap kino thread

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Quality Shows for Adults

Just finished mowing my lawn. Post some essential boomercore tube to help me unwind.

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Who shows up to the funeral?

Post somebody and I'll add him to the picture

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just /tv/ feels

Another night, another day goes by, I never stop myself to wonder why. You help me to forget to play my role.

You take my self, you take my self control.

I, I live among the creatures of the night. I haven't got the will to try and fight against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it,

that tomorrow never comes.

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>that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Malcolm creates his family in the Sims like game and his becomes a fat alcoholic who kills himself

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What are some kinos with this certain aesthetic?

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if these guys got technology for a day, what kino would you show them?

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>tfw diagnosed with cancer and have 1 year to live

what are kinos about the joy of leaving this shit world?

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Hugot

If you could rape the girl from My Little Hugot, what would you do to her huh?

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/draw/ thread

Because we said so!

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Is veganism yet one more symptom of the rot that comes with a society that has turned its back to God and sacrifices its children to the false idol of egalitarianism as a way to fill the void?

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Do you think there's an amount of /tv/chad cock that would be too much for zachy? I don't, I think she could handle a nigh-infinite amount of cocks.

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>there is nothing wrong with Jim Crow laws and Segregation

What did she mean by this?

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2049>2001

Prove me wrong.

>protip: you can't

not without redefining what numbers mean at least

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Selected Shorts: Presented by

Mwaaaaaaaaaah

The weebcucks have always been mocked for their shit taste. There's a new thread by Anime Pro™, inspired by that same rampant faggotry. Collected for incels, and like all cuckime, it's certified trash. Anime Pro's™ shit taste shouldn't be too surprising: This thread may not be the worst thing about this board - but it was created by a man who is.

Anime Pro™: Anime Pro™ will ruin your board before its time.

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H-hes gonna make it, right guys?

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>pol wants to gas this

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What are some kinos about this aesthetic?

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This is the worst scene. The first murders patrick does he looks sick to his stomach he takes no pleasure in it. This affliction is not something he wants and he does not enjoy it. This scene completely contradicts his inner thoughts he would never have yelled in celebration of murdering he is disgusted by himself and this scene misses the point

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>tfw nothing better will ever be put to film anymore

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Who else not inviting their parents to graduation?

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RIP

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Has the art of persuasion been lost and forgotten?

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90s were so comfy

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kinos about boiling frogs?

>approval is nearing 20%

>the party he beat in his election is gaining massive support

>members of administration are leaving left and right

>recently made statements about strengthening europe backfired because of the bizarre jingoistic tone to them

JUST

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>its a sam breaks character and whines about his miserable life

truly the worst episodes.

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So does anyone know where to even look to find NHK Taiga Dramas? I really want to watch Ken Watanabe as Date Masamune in the 1987 drama Dokuganryu Masamune.

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

What's the pan-seared Chilean sea bass and fresh garden vegetables of television and film?

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>Scientology

Is Leah Remini still in that crazy Scientology cult??

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>Babylon 5

Wow. Kosh turns into an angel thing and only the chosen saw it. Londo didnt see it. I bet Londo is totally gonna die.

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ITT: Characters that are literally you

>intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

Literally me tbh.

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Is England dying to africans and arabs going to effect my soccer?

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These are grown men.

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Idea for a new movie

>nephew needs a ride to a party

>his car isn't starting so I offer to give him a ride

>drop him off, sorority girls invite me to join

>whynot.jpg

>house is packed with all kinds of students

>see a fat, smelly, balding midget talking to girls

>as the girls walk away from he stutters "b-back that a-ass up"

>ask one of the sorority girls about him

>she rolls her eyes

>"he's a friends autistic brother"

>I'm curious so i walk up to him

>as I approach he just stares at his feet

>I say hello

>he mutters something about kinos and duncachino

I'm thinking about casting Ryan Reynolds as the lead, Danny Devito as gahoole, and Mel Gibson to direct.

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LINKARA CONFIRMED OURGUY

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>tfw you will never be a cool normalfag in the 90s

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New Coach Kinopill

hes done it again lads

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Whos hotter?

Emily-Elizabeth

Jetta

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What are some good movies that will make me proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free?

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What are some good movies about man's best friend?

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What do chairman do? like a business chairman

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I'm really unhappy with my sons school. I'm paying $55k/year in tuition and I see that they have "snacks" for free for the children and it's like potato chips, and candy. I'm appalled that my son has to be around people who eat that garbage and I worry that he might eat it because of peer pressure. I am strongly considering pulling him out and homeschooling him because of this poor nutritional influence.

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We need to remove women from movies.

Today I worked alone.

I did a better job, the journey spend faster and I'm not tired or angry.

When I worked with the thot everything was wrong.

Fuck women I understand why Gaholle MGTOW. This trash ruin everything.

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Nondegenerate thread

>Filthy degenerates come here to sin post

>I come here to laugh at you all as I watch wholesome movies and have a family with 2 loving parents. Neither of which abused me

>Me and my sister get along great

>My favorite movie is a Korean movie about ping pong

Only people with perfect homelives and a love for good movies can post. All others are ditected to the "Women who should be nudists" sin thread.

If you renounce sin and believe in the art of movies and television then this is your thread. Let's talk about it

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Trying to get into Stargate SG1

Not doing it for me

Is it worth trying to get into.

Ive seen the 90s movie..

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ARE ALL ACTRESS LIKE THAT?!

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New kino coming soon.

Here a preview.

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Preety sure It's fake and she was an actress.

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=hBPbd_JYIdw

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Tribe Meets White Man For The First Time

Anyone else ever seen this video? Looks pretty interesting

>>this is Part 1

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Rave music > Idol anime music

You need to deal with it.

Rave is the best definition of /tv/.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=5KJ__06kyxs

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i wish this movie was better. the book is a top 10 novel of all time

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Netflix is afraid of the controversy that they might get from showing a penis and a bj scene in this movie about a male ballet dancer that wants to be a female

Netflix censoring 'Girl' for american audiences . They think this might hinder the chances for a best foreign film nomination at the Oscars.

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America and Soviet Russia were Fascist

Is he right?

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Lmao this happened

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Men shouldn't have a say in child custody.

Did you push it out of your body after 9 months? I didn't think so.

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>work tommorow

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Battle Angel Alita Trailer

Looks like anikino is back on the menu boys!

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Message for jenny, raven, maisie, percolatrice

You are tiresome.

I still don't know why I stay here.

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LYNCH NIGGERS

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father.. i am dorito

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kino and I mean kino

How is home-made youtube kino better and more entertaining than anything cable or (((Netflix))) can produce these days??

Can you explain this to me /tv/?

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HE SITS AT HOME, HE BREAKS NO SWEAT

TH-TH-TH-THIS KONG IS A DOUBLE THREAT

HES GOT MORE TOPPINGS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE

HE CAN EMBROIL HIMSELF IN AN ANTHEM SCANDAL

LIGHT UP HIMSELF JUST LIKE A CANDLE

THIS HUNGRY KONG IS A PIZZA VANDAL

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What are some kinos about murdering children with missiles but wearing diapers because you pee yourself when someone throws rocks at you?

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stick it to the jews

>start restaurant using a loan

>never pay back loan

>steal food and alcohol

>sell it at a discount since it's 100% profit anyway

>neighbors have to lower their prices to compete

>when you get bored you torch the place

>fire insurance gives you nice pay day

>claim bankruptcy to escape loan

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Hey, /tv/. I have a proposition.

I came up with a little code, that makes it possible to have a user-curated white-list of threads that won't get hidden when you visit this board.

It reads from another board (currently a random /television/ thread), and any quote or just thread number throw in there will be visible here, but everything else is hidden.

So, well meaning posters could do the work of white-listing everything that is not pure arse cancer and post it there, and bad posters would get banned from that board, since those boards actually have moderation.

I like the idea of soft self-moderation, it even has a easy "toggle" switch under the board subtitle so you can check out the shit. What do you think? Shall we try it? Which board moderation would play along and is reliable? Or should I just open a new board myself?

Here is the code, just paste it in your Custom-JS. It has test a semi-random white-list for now.

https://pastebin.com/a3K0Z6bB

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2020 BTFO

Creepy porn lawyer chance of 2020 comes to a epic halt! don't forget to like comment and subscribe! Who else is next on Trump curse?

https://abc7.com/michael-avenatti-arrested-for-domestic-violence-in-la/4689491/

TMZ claimed he beat his wife but she denied it, it was another woman and LAPD still confirms it.

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What would a movie Based on players unknown battleground be like?

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What are some kinos that depict the kind of feel in pic related?

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This guy's living his dream.

Are you living yours?

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How do I know if someone i'm speaking to is an NPC? they all seem kind of nice and idk how to gauge a persons intelligence without working with him in some capacity. just talking at a party isn't a good way to know

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Gaijin Goomba new Anime nerd culture Kino

#NotAllGoblins

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>there will never ever be another season of tomoko's autism adventures

What is even the point in living anymore?

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Dan "She's On The Sweet Spot For My Cock" Schneider

>I'm paid to do kids all the way from 6 to 14

What did he mean by this?

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Gunman apparently stopped shooting to post online

A law enforcement official said that — based on time stamps — the Southern California gunman apparently stopped shooting inside the bar and posted to Instagram.

Several people who knew David Ian Long in the suburb of Thousand Oaks where the gunman went to high school and eventually moved back in with his mother described him in disturbing terms.

Authorities trying to make sense of why a gunman killed 12 people at a Southern California bar are not publicly discussing what they've learned, but at least one Instagram post he made after beginning the massacre has emerged as an early focus. Social media platforms have scrubbed that and any other posts following Wednesday night's massacre. But one law enforcement official said Ian David Long, a 28-year-old former Marine, posted about his mental state and whether people would believe he was sane.

Several people who knew Long in the suburb of Thousand Oaks where the gunman went to high school and eventually moved back in with his mother described him in disturbing terms.

Long made others feel uncomfortable going back to his teens.

Dominique Colell, who coached girls' track and field at the high school where Long was a sprinter, remembers an angry young man who could be verbally and physically combative.

In one instance, Colell said Long used his fingers to mimic shooting her in the back of the head as she talked to another athlete. In another, he grabbed her rear and midsection after she refused to return a cellphone he said was his.

"I literally feared for myself around him," Colell said in an interview Friday. "He was the only athlete that I was scared of."

Colell said she wanted to kick Long off the team, but the boy's coach urged her to reconsider because that could compromise his goal of joining the Marines. She relented when, at the next track meet, Long apologized in front of several coaches and administrators.

Attempts to get comment by phone and in person from officials at Newbury Park High School and its school district were unsuccessful. Both were closed because of a destructive wildfire in the area.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/10/gunman-apparently-stopped-shooting-to-post-online.html

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>be a pathetic 19 year old virgin

>watch "drive" after one of you guys recommended it on here

>blows my mind, driver is so cool

>inspires me to redesign myself

>if a total beta like ryan gosling can be cool then so can i

>spend 3 months and thousands of dollars updating my wardrobe and car while doing self-mental-reconditioning exercises

>meet this short haired, tomboy qt in one of my classes

>building up the confidence to talk to her

>eventually i have my plan put together

>driving around my university campus one night in my chop-topped neon orange 1986 toyota supra

>wearing my best gear

>a black, striped adidas tracksuit jacket, navy blue jeans, and black adidas slides

>playing eurobeat loudly as I see qt walking down a street alone

>"time for action" i think to myself in a gravely voice, mentally

>pull up to her, roll down the window

>she looks frightened and almost starts to run away but sees my face

>"h-hey, remember me?" i manage to blurt out as i push my polarized aviators up

>she stops and awkwardly says "oh….. hi……"

>stare at her intensely for the next 30 seconds as my car blasts death grips

>finally look back to the road in front of me and mutter out of the side of my face "so five on friday at the local theatre, huh?"

>take my toothpick out of my mouth with my $600 genuine lambskin driving gloves and flick it to the ground and start speeding away

>already a quarter mile down the road before she can even respond

>tune radio to a station that's dedicated to only playing the drive soundtrack

>eventually i accelerate off a cliffside into the sea

>i sit back in my chair and a single tear runs down my face as my car and i slowly sink into the depths

>behind me, hundreds of other cars throw themselves into the ocean in a similar manner, all of their radios playing the same song

>i don't eat

>i don't sleep

>i do nothing but think of you

dun dun-dun dunaaa dunaaaa

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/tv/ - weapons

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>throw a bunch of dirt and leaves in hot water

>convince retards that this creation is for fancy and high class people

>make billions

How the FUCK did they get away with this?

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>march break 2009

>saved up money for a comfy 32 inch 720p tv

>downloaded LOTR extended torrent + extras

>spend the week watching it all alone ordering pizzas to the house

>no worries about jobs, school, future

>no knowledge of the jews, occultism, sam hyde, philosophy, or politics

i don't know how to recapture this feeling. I have tried rewatching them since then and I just turn them off feeling guilty about wasting time.

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Does anyone really *need* an AssaultRifle-15?

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I DIDNT MEAN TO SCARE YOU, HETEROSEX NORMATIVE. CONTINUE WITH YOUR DAY!

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.

He-he-he

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lolowned

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<Reddit will hear of this

<I am Reddit

Holy shit, Lucas was really ahead of his time

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Detective Redditchu Thread # chu

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Message to yaluzanon

Stop making thread, you fucking retard!

Nobody like you. Here or outside!

So stop posting your shitty thread you fucking schizophrene halfblood.

You don't deserve to have a japanesse, you are a error of the nature. Fuck you

Thanks.

- Yakuzanon

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dude zach lmao

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Benjamin "Pull The Trigger On Every Nigger" Garrison strike again

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Why is everybody gay now?

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>nigger led WW2 films

already happening

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Jenny doing the zach pose.

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based

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Nate Kobain

Hey /tv/ check out my music video. Isn't it pure kino? Thanks for watching.

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>The only reason to watch American Housewife.

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What is /tv/'s favorite dessert?

What is /tv/'s favorite kino about dessert?

What is /tv/'s favorite dessert to share with a lover?

If /tv/ could be any dessert of your choosing, what would it be?

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ANIME > CARTOON

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I hate pic related it gives me faux seizures. And the Hermione one reminds me I smell. And the tits one is gross i'm usually eating and having to divert my eyes.

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hydewars

Are any of the HW worth watching? Seems like most of them are just him rambling about literally nothing and laughing at his own jokes.

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what do you think is the secret to happiness

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New GAHOLE kino.

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<the year is 2050, world peace reigns at the highest point of economic and technological progress in history.

>Hillary has won the 2020 election, but as a result of her incredible leadership abilities, the world sees that women should rule and elects her Queen for life

>The worlds most powerful country becoming a matriarchy sets an example that triggers a revolution of female leaders taking place across the world

>By 2030 law dictates m*les have been declassified to nonhuman slaves, trained from an early age and are assigned to women randomly

>by 2040 all m*les are permanently castrated and enslaved

um sweetie, I hope you're prepared for the future cause its female :)

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Ennio Morricone blasts Quentin Tarantino: “He’s a cretin who only steals from others”

The two worked together on The Hateful Eight, which earned Morricone his first-ever Oscar

https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/11/ennio-morricone-quentin-tarantino-feud-quotes/?fbclid=IwAR2sIiwAPKdDYmYnrMsno5Jws4ik_2N3GBY_3i7ZtO-G3w12nyoyxFd8RdI

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Me at my job

I can't talk about kino, javspirit, or niggers and jews with the girl of my job.

What am I supossed to do?

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The Pervert's Guide to Cinema

Does this guy know what he's talking about or is he full of shit?

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

message to yakuza

Your threads were nice when they were less frequent. Now it is too much to handle.

Take a break.

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how so?

How comes that Reddit has an exclusive scoop on a leaked email from Jay Baumann to Mike Stoklasa, and we do not? Is Reddit > /TV/?

R: 77 / I: 25 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

This is a joke, right?

R: 21 / I: 2 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Was everything on TV always propaganda?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

What are some kinos about spics?

R: 29 / I: 10 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Message for Percolatrice

I will leave internet. I will never watch screen anymore

I'm gonna workout and eat only good thing. No beer anymore.

No jav kino and music anymore.

Only the cold reality. I'm the new varg fucking thot.

AAHH

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" I'm hopeless, they should've killed me as a baby "

This song is a great representation of depression and the effects it can have on a person. All the shit he had seen had him feeling like giving up and he was battling his own mind trying to stay sane.

He mentions lack of sleep, regret, remorse, and things that he used to love that aren’t fun for him anymore. All symptoms of depression. And even though he knew it was wrong and just a temporary fix to his problems, he resorted to weed and alcohol to get him through.

R: 49 / I: 6 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Emma watson dissed by the /1825/

>is she the worse poop sended in France?

To be honest I'm with zach this time.

>>>/1825/14084

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ITT: movies you strongly suspect children were abused in the behind-the-scenes

R: 49 / I: 12 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Is there a (((Dinkelberg))) in your lives, anons?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Message for the jews and the faggot. Women too.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0g6PGHana2Z

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

>even though she is what she is

What did he mean by this?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

im so anti social lmao

R: 38 / I: 25 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Television is better than sex

Whe I was 15 years old I fucked a 27 years old mom.

It was so boring, Ive lost my attention and started watching television.

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>It's like this: you wake and watch TV, get in your car and listen to the radio you go to your little jobs or little school, but you don't hear about that on the 6 o'clock news, why? 'Cause nothing is really happening, and you go home and watch some more TV and maybe it's a fun night and you go out and watch a movie. I mean it's got so bad that half the people on TV, inside the TV, they're watching TV. What are these people watching?…. people like me.

what did he mean by this?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Charlie gets it

R: 38 / I: 2 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

MESSAGE FOR PERCOLATRICE

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Perco hear me tonight.

'Cos my feeling, Is just so right.

As we dance, by the moonlight.

Can't you see, you're my delight.

Perco

I just feel like, I won't get you out of my mind.

I feel loved for the first time, and I know that it's true

I can tell by the look in your eyes.

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I FOUND A REASON TO LIVE

I'M READY TO BECOME A PORN ACTOR!

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

i just realized most people actually work. idk why it feels like in tv and movies no one is ever seen working they just live these lives of leisure I have forgotten that people work

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Actress Keisha grey

Last movie was the 27 June 2018.

She lost a lot of weight.

She deleted her twitter.

Her instagram is now private.

She was addicted to drugs, went to jail and got out and assuming she's no longer on drugs.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

this movie is filmed really weirdly and the acting is awful. Could have been an asian Gatsby thing but I just couldn't get over it

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

He was telling a story about working as a car salesman and a woman said why are you working here you should be doing something special. makes me think

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

What's the Kid Cuisine of television and film?

R: 27 / I: 15 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

kino

R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

What's the Fortnite of television and film?

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

If you were Jeff Bezos and had to own 2 companies to keep your family rich for 1000 years what would you buy? no budget of course you could buy Apple if you wanted to

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

>Crazy.Rich.Asians.2018.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC

Crazy.Rich.Asians.2018.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC

>Crazy.Rich.Asians.2018.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC

Crazy.Rich.Asians.2018.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC

>Crazy.Rich.Asians.2018.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC

Crazy.Rich.Asians.2018.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC

>Crazy.Rich.Asians.2018.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC

Crazy.Rich.Asians.2018.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDC

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Why anime so perverted?

R: 45 / I: 12 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Detective Pikachu

Are you ready for pokekino?

R: 99 / I: 19 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

MOMMY

R: 16 / I: 5 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

What's your favorite anime streaming site?

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Jada Pinkett Smith: 'Blond hair on white women just triggers me'

>Actress Jada Pinkett Smith revealed Monday that white women with blond hair trigger deep-seated prejudices in her that she’s carried since she was a child.

>The “Girls Trip” star said on the new episode of her Facebook chat show, “Red Table Talk,” that she’s had to keep herself in check when it comes to judging white women, acknowledging that they share the oppression she’s also experienced because of their gender.

>“White women understand what it feels to be oppressed … because of their sex,” Mrs. Pinkett Smith said. “What it feels to be ostracized or not being treated as an equal.

>“I have to admit I’m guilty to that to a certain degree because I do have my own biases, specifically to blond women,” she added. “Blond hair on white women just triggers me, and I’ve had to catch myself.”

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Working in the movies industry

It's crazy how this people aging fast.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

he hasnt made a good film since his mom died

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

*cracks*

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PASTA LA PISTA, bABY

Name a more iconic line. Protip: you can't.

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Movie plot theory

11/11/18

11/11/18 was the day that Donald Trump was supposed to be assassinated in France. They planned it out, and everything was ready. It was going to be the event that changed everything. Civil war would follow, and Pence would take the thrown. Pence would declare war on France and Putin would back him up, and this would result in world war 3. It was all planned, but somehow, President Trump was warned. He never showed up.

11/11/18 was the day everything would change, but History has been rewritten. The elites are scared because their occultism doesn't work on Trump.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

>joe rogan spent $35k on a sensory deprivation tank

>he has to sit in it for 90 minutes to feel good

>real chads buy a cryotherapy chamber & infrared sauna

>3 minute cryotherapy in the AM

>30 minute infrared sauna in the PM

>no disgusting water

>doesn't take up a ridiculous amount of space

>no gay meditation

>actual proven benefits not dude clear mind

feels so good being smart

R: 19 / I: 2 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Tell me some dangerous knowledge you've accrued over the years.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw grew out of video games

R: 25 / I: 6 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Does /tv/ have pets? Are they kino?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

owo white men r so cutie

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

>fucks a 10/10 girl

>she gets murdered the next day

>he moves on with his life like nothing happened

If it was me I would be in the fetal position crying

R: 18 / I: 8 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Tik tok trash

The hell is this trash? Why It's popular?

It's supossed to be funny?

https://invidio.us/watch?v=L44paN6EsOQ

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

He didn't live so good

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Just finished watching

It’s pretty good.

R: 9 / I: 2 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Gahoole new video is out

OH NO NO NO

https://invidio.us/watch?v=ByxK1n0Csus

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

This is Lauren, say something nice about her.

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Eli hanging in the pocket

R: 20 / I: 4 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

42 guys in a year. wtf

R: 40 / I: 10 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Kinos about dup getting btfo by cinema?

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

>nose gets bigger every time he lies

Was this antisemitism?

R: 17 / I: 8 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Any new porn actress of 18 years old

All actress from 2018 are all used.

Keisha grey and Jillian janson lost to much weight because of drugs.

Eva lovia look like a tranny now.

Is porn dead or what? Did I really need to find a gf?

R: 2 / I: 2 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

What are some kinos that will make me feel analogous to pic related?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

this doesnt even make sense why do poor people fall for this shit?

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Would you trust Google with your DNA? How about the ex wife of Google's cofounder Sergey Brin?

R: 22 / I: 4 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

I want to capture that surreal feeling of horror present in old practical effects like this and make it into a full-length movie.

This shit is infinitely scarier than any CGI, it makes me feel like a kid again watching a horror for the first time.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

why would the palm trees and grass be unburned but the house is demolished?

R: 9 / I: 8 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

>We have to reconsider our ways of deciding and to renounce the principle of unanimity where the European treaties allow and wherever this is necessary. I proposed a European security council, in which important decisions can be prepared faster.

>We have taken major steps in the field of military cooperation, this is good and largely supported in this house. But I also have to say, seeing the developments of the recent years, that we have to work on a vision to establish a real European army one day.

What did she mean by this?

R: 35 / I: 7 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Emma Stone's birthday!

Wish her a happy birthday!

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Dorkly Manga trope has a Dark secret

>Hentai is problematic because of the graphic sex

>Males shouldn’t enjoy dominating in aan S&M relation

>Manga fan service promoting rape culture

>Morbily obese ginger with a soy beard telling Anime fans to respect WOMYN

R: 18 / I: 3 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

What's next for Bella Thorne's career?

R: 25 / I: 13 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

what are some kinos about dup getting btfo

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

>Dan "The Hebrew Hymen Hunter" Schneider is still alive and well

You goyim cannot, and will not, ever stop him! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

when my dad dies I'm going to kill myself (I go to the cinema with my dad)

I wish my dad had me when he was younger

My dad was 44 when I was born. He's 66 now. While he doesn't have any illnesses, his age has really started to show these last four years (neck skin shriveled up, a disk problem with his back, and a light shake in with his head when sitting still). It makes me sad thinking about how old he is. My dad has always been my best friend, and right now he's my only friend. He's literally the only one I share my life with, no one else knows anything I do. I go to the cinema with my dad every week. I watch films with my dad 3-4 times a week.

I don't know what reason there could be to live after my dad passes away. I hope he lives for another 20 years, but regardless, he'll one day be gone. Then I will finally know what it's like to be truly alone. When my dad dies I'm going to kill myself.

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Any more kinos with gender-swapped Hitlers?

R: 9 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

>heard you guys like posting fun off topic threads

>would be a pity if something happened to them

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Teen titans go

What Bliss doing here?

R: 2 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Post a movie to explain how you feel at your job.

I

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Movies your grandfather probably fap too

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ITT

Kinoes about African American scientists

R: 145 / I: 94 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Post images that best describe /tv/

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Gerard Butler Returns Home After Fire

JUST

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

APOLOGIZE

R: 33 / I: 27 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

What are some famous baneposters?

R: 48 / I: 6 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

You are a hero.

GAHOOLE SAVED MY LIFE

I wish him the best in his life.

R: 17 / I: 9 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

What's the Andy Capp's Hot Fries of television and film?

R: 77 / I: 12 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

will posting on /tv/ be taxed in the future?

R: 84 / I: 17 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

What was his problem?

R: 8 / I: 3 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Exactly who was in the right in this particular kinograph?

R: 23 / I: 2 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Was media a mistake?

R: 2 / I: 2 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Come join for some Kino.

On the list today:

>WH40k: Ultramarines Movie

>Drive

>Fight Club or The Death of Stalin (Gonna put up a poll for this.)

Stream: https://www.stream.me/ImperatorAdeptus

Discord to shitpost in stream: https://discord.gg/uqbp4Cs

For the best possible stream quality put the viewer to source. If your connection 2 slow then lower it.

If you guys know any good kino post it ITT. I need to fill up my HDD again.

/endshill

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>Go on a trip by plane

>Look out window

>See dis

Wut do?

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A couple weeks ago I came to /tv/ to ask for help with my nasal problems. It was suggested I try nasal irrigation. I've bought this salt solution spray but it's not really working out. I tried doing the Darth Vader breathing, but it only goes out the other nostril if I breathe through my nose (to get it through the first nostril) and breath out (mostly goes out the other nostril, some falls down my throat and feels like drowning).

Also my right nostril bleeds when I do it.

I've been doing it every day and I can't say for sure it works. While I'm doing it my nose gets fully blocked. It's 90 minutes after right now and there's still residual congestion problems in my right nostril.

I didn't try that sleeping device for keeping my head upright because I don't know where to get it locally. My nasal problems sometimes only effect me in a horizontal position, and if I stand up it vanishes in a couple minutes.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

yee yee!

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Are AMV Kino?

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Smart Guest Had Enough Of Whoopi Goldberg's RACE-BAITING, SHUTS her DOWN Completely

Whoopi Goldberg Just Made The Worst Mistake Of Her Life

Smart Guest Had Enough Of Whoopi Goldberg's RACE-BAITING, SHUTS her DOWN Completely

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

What's the poutine of television and film?

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Hey incel losers, I'm part of a kink club on the west coast, recently one of the more extreme things introduced by some of the evil female doms (one of which I am a slave to) was the idea of incel humiliation. Basically we have these massive orgies while projecting onto the walls are video of incels crying about not getting laid + posts from r/incel forums and wizardchan and places like this full of losers like you killing yourself at 30 for being kissless handholdless virgins, honestly the social sadism and schaundfreude as a result was the hottest thing I've experienced in my 10+ years with the group. I was curious though how this made you feel and what was your take on being used as unwilling participants in our sick activities?

R: 100 / I: 34 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Why do girls pretend to like the dark side?

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

It's really not that bad.

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Taxi Driver

the "i've got some bad ideas in my head scene" always fucking gets me.

it's one thing to feel isolation disconnected but never say anything about it. but the true crushing moment comes when you actually voice this to the world/ your friends and you get nothing but blank stares and completely misunderstood in response. This is the biggest sense of complete dread you can ever feel. it's like the entire world is on a different wavelength to you.

this is what cuckchan used to be like. A bunch of aspies who saw eye to eye with someone for the first time in their lives. I remember that feeling when I first came on cuckchan. like "holy shit there are actually other people like me". that feeling is gone now though with how normal this place has become and it's essentially just a mirror of the real world now.

R: 20 / I: 14 / P: 22 [R] [G] [-]

Kinos about being fat

R: 31 / I: 11 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

ITT: anime characters that are canon non-virgins.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Pokemon detective Pikachu

Confirmed not kino by James youniverse.

R: 10 / I: 5 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

If nobody wants this get, I'm claiming it

R: 6 / I: 2 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

>look out window

>see NPCs walking to work

>go back to sleep

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Is this kino?

https://invidio.us/watch/?v=XfSyE46BI-w

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

You will never

Fight with Raven.

Be in tag team at your work with Bliss.

Train like Saitama.

Dnace with Alpacino.

Talk with Jenny or Linkara.

Liking anime like Idolanon.

Working in the jav industry for the Yakuza.

Why live?

R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Schindler's List

If the Nazis were the bad guys, why did they have all of the best clothes?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

No job tommorow

PURE KINO

https://invidio.us/watch?v=c1BnRTPrghA

R: 24 / I: 5 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Don't you want somebody to love?

Don't you need somebody to love?

Wouldn't you love somebody to love?

You better find somebody to love

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

I met a talking dog who was licking his sack.

>You should try this anon

I responded with "Maybe I should pet you first."

R: 35 / I: 6 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Monster Hunter

This is Monster Hunter. Say something nice about it.

ie. Capcom gave Paul Anderson something else to put his wife on so we can masturbate to her.

R: 14 / I: 1 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Is it true Kpop idols are prostitutes for rich businessman? How do I get a Kpop idol

R: 23 / I: 3 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

HE DIT IT FOR US

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Kinos about France getting BTFO?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Post your best ytps

R: 20 / I: 4 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

>critics that get paid less than the average gas station cashier are giving a movie that takes place in medieval britain low reviews because it "under-represents women"

the absolute state of modern critics

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

The Simpsons: a big commercial.

The Simpsons are famous for their parodies and homages of movies and TV shows. But, for some reason, they always reference Hollywood movies and American TV shows. The rest of the world does not seem to exist to them, but their international npc audience doesn’t care about it.

Could it be that the Simpsons are just a big commercial? A tool to perpetuate the jewish/anglo monopoly on popular culture, like the Oscars?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

>Hey, must be the honey!

>Hey, must be the honey!

>Hey, must be the honey!

R: 16 / I: 1 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

why do adults eat candy and soda?

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

Back in April I spent 3 weeks binge watching Mad Men. I kind of miss that period in my life

R: 49 / I: 10 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

Why does this commercial makes me want to die?

R: 20 / I: 8 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

==SUDOCUCK SUDOCUCK WHERE'S YOUR BUCK==

>>>/sudo/88318

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Are you jealous /tv/?

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.

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The reason for why I am the way I am.

Age 19. Location: Montreal. Date: New Years Eve. I had a group of friends of about 6 people including myself. 4 guys 2 girls. I was a virgin at 19 (still am). So we split a hotel room 2 beds and a cot. We were in Montreal for 4 nights. First night we went to a club, I came home last and they were all sleeping in bed together 1 girl and 2 guys in 1 bed, 1 girl and 1 guy in another bed. I slept on the cot alone. A little embarrassing but not a huge deal. Second night we go out to another club. This time I went back with the guys and we were all lying on the beds playing video games because I brought my Ps3 (this was a while ago). The girls came back but they were drunk and one of the girls told me to sleep on the cot she wanted the bed. So I did. Third day I woke up and they had gone out for breakfast without me. No one even tried to wake me up. We went out to another club and I went to the bathroom and came back out and my guy friends phone was on a table and I saw a text that read "Around 1AM" from one of the guys we went with. I didn't think much of it but I noticed they all left together at 1AM. I had a crush on one of the girls in our friend group and I saw her holding onto one of the guys and my heart started pounding and I started to sweat and got really nervous. I left the club around 1:30AM and went back to hotel room. They were all having sex together in an orgy. No one even noticed I walked in but I left right away and started crying. I found out later they had been basically having an orgy every day we were in Montreal like multiple times a day. I now have incredible paranoia that anyone I get close to is lying to me, I started University shortly after and I spent time in a Poker Club we would play poker every week and I noticed one of the girls would always go upstairs to the top level of the building we were in and we were talking and friendly before hand but I noticed guys going up there with her and I just got it in my head that they were having orgys on the top floor and I stopped going to the poker club and I stopped talking to everyone.

R: 31 / I: 6 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

Japanese man ‘marries’ virtual reality singer Hatsune Miku hologram

>Akihiko Kondo’s mother refused an invitation to her only son’s wedding in Tokyo this month, but perhaps that isn’t such a surprise: He was marrying a hologram.

>“For Mother, it wasn’t something to celebrate,” said the soft-spoken 35-year-old, whose “bride” is a virtual reality singer named Hatsune Miku.

>In fact, none of Kondo’s relatives attended his wedding to Miku — an animated 16-year-old with saucer eyes and lengthy aquamarine pigtails — but that didn’t stop him from spending ¥2 million on a formal ceremony at a Tokyo hall.

>Around 40 guests watched as he tied the knot with Miku, present in the form of a cat-sized stuffed doll.

>“I never cheated on her, I’ve always been in love with Miku-san,” he said, using a honorific that is commonly employed in Japan, even by friends.

>“I’ve been thinking about her every day,” he said a week after the wedding.

>Since March, Kondo has been living with a moving, talking hologram of Miku that floats in a $2,800 desktop device.

>“I’m in love with the whole concept of Hatsune Miku but I got married to the Miku of my house,” he said, looking at the blue image glowing in a capsule.

>He considers himself an ordinary married man — his holographic wife wakes him up each morning and sends him off to his job as an administrator at a school.

>In the evening, when he tells her by cellphone that he’s coming home, she turns on the lights. Later, she tells him when it’s time to go to bed.

>He sleeps alongside the doll version of her that attended the wedding, complete with a wedding ring that fits around her left wrist.

>Kondo’s marriage might not have any legal standing, but that doesn’t bother him. He even took his Miku doll to a jewelry shop to get the ring.

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/11/12/national/japanese-man-marries-virtual-reality-singer-hatsune-miku-hologram/

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Sam Hyde went on a rant about not wanting a hot girlfriend is it because hes ugly and its his way of coping with never getting a hot girl so hes like at least I can joke around with her and guys dont hit on her when i go out and she cleans and does the dishes

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What "is" kino?

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Why are we not pouring trillions of dollars into AI research? Like this shit is not a joke the first country or company to discover a truly sentient self learning AI will rule the world. There is no catching up the first one to invent it wins. shit scares me

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The Simpsons: just a big commercial.

The Simpsons are famous for their parodies and homages of movies and TV shows. But, for some reason, they always reference Hollywood movies and American TV shows. The rest of the world does not seem to exist to them, but their international npc audience doesn’t care about it.

Could it be that the Simpsons are just a big commercial? A tool to perpetuate the jewish/anglo monopoly on popular culture, like the Oscars?

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ELI MANNING in the CLUTCH

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Why do NPCs like Rei so much? Is it because she lacks a distinct personality like they do?

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Hey /tv/ can i funpost here to take refuge from mark's faggotry on /v/

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Your technique to make life kino.

I have work in 10 minutes and Ive just drunk a beer.

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JUST

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The Walking Dead

>Woman takes over as showrunner

>2 female characters immediately hop on the BBC

Women writers were a mistake

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for me its the New International Version

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Harvey Weinstein appreciation thread.

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The New York Yankees have personally paid the MLB 319 million dollars worth in luxury taxes since 2003. This is essentially taxing them for having been the most winning-est team in the history of the goddamn sport in the biggest market and for using their earnings and franchise in a proper way.

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ITT: Movie characters that are literally you

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America is a cuck for Israel

cuck·old

/ˈkəkəld,ˈkəkōld/Submit

nounARCHAIC

1.

the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.

verb

1.

(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.

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Sup boys, wanna toke?

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When will they make a movie that portrays dinosaurs accurately?

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thoughts?

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Kino about disappointment in a person?

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Isn't lisa way more popular than jennie? Why did Jennie get a solo song first?

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what the fuck is wrong with kpop fans? I honestly can't tell if an 11 year old girl or a 25 year old man wrote this

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IT'S REAL

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Move over Daisy

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If you could own 1 sports team what would it be