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Weekly Film Club: Rango

>A chameleon (Johnny Depp) who has lived as a sheltered family pet finds himself in the grip of an identity crisis. Rango wonders how to stand out when it is his nature to blend in. When he accidentally winds up in a frontier town called Dirt, he takes the first step on a transformational journey as the town's new sheriff. Though at first Rango only role-plays, a series of thrilling situations and outrageous encounters forces him to become a real hero.


openload: https://oload.cloud/embed/M2vf1-CDeiE

the only youtube links are jank as fuck so unless so maybe no cytube? We could always just sync up and press play together and use the cytube as a chat



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Weekly Film Discussion

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.


I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.


Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.

Looking for:

>a rough number of people interested

>opinions on 1 or 2 films

>opinions on voting (whether it's popular vote or 1 vote 1 chance in a randomiser)

>initial film (I'll default to a random film in my collection if no one has a better idea)

Additionally, if someone wants to set up a stream for the film, that'd be cool, but not something I will be offering to do myself.

Before anyone asks, no, the 3rd post at the top is not implying all waifufags will be banned on sight, but hopefully it doesn't get to the point where it truly bothers anyone.

If you have any ideas you don't want to post, I also set up an email at FilmFag@protonmail.com (click Anonymous at the top for it) which I'll check every so often. I won't be using a trip.

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dup btfo

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young innocent parkland survivor kills herself

this is not ok. young white children keep dying at the hands of gun violence. what happened to the 14 words? this is not ok

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Street Sharks

First look at Street Sharks

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Name any anime adaptation worse than Baki

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Why did God make her so sexy?

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Good Music Good Feels Thread

Post music only if it brings good feels to you

Let's forget our worries for a while and just listen to beautiful songs

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Anti political bunker #2

Previous thread >>1912720

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Jacob Rees Mogg BEFUDDLES Parliament with ELOQUENCE and BRILLIANCE

Jacob Rees Mogg BEFUDDLES Parliament with ELOQUENCE and BRILLIANCE

Jacob Rees Mogg BEFUDDLES Parliament with ELOQUENCE and BRILLIANCE

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Sunday hangover horror YouTube video club

Get comfy:


Blood Beach


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Favorite Scifi?

1. 2001

2. Blade Runner

3. On The Silver Globe

4. Close Encounters of the Third Kind

5. The Matrix

6. Moon

7. Empire Strikes Back

8. Jurassic Park

9. Alien

10. Primer

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kinos that are just arent understood

this was kino, it had a masculine main character, a realistic setting (dup btfo), had good action, reminded me of mad max which is good because mel gibson is based, had great music, etc. so why does it only have a 44% rating on rotten tomatos?

other kinos that are misunderstood?

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Do you get to see Amanda Seyfried deepthroat in this?

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Dora and the Lost City of Gold

The Dora the Explorer movie trailer is out. Isabela Moner is giving it her best but the rest of this movie looks unfinished.

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>aquaman was awesome!!!!

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What are the best sports kinos?

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Ridley Scott is an actual mad lad

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>12 gahoole threads

>only the 4 negative gahoole threads get anchored

why are pig faced irish niggers so sensitive

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Why are Anglo/Jewish cucktoons always so hideous?

>The plots are simplistic, frivolous trash that go nowhere. "Emotive" moments always feel forced and unconvincing.

>The characters are either uninteresting or disgusting. Because of status quo they never learn anything. They have no soul, they seem to work mostly as tools.

>Social commentary is always one-sided, repetitive, simplistic and unintelligent. Lots and lots of propaganda. They don't want to make art and they never have interesting ideas.

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Grandfather of >cuckime says that burgerkikes are blood thirsty idiots

>“Americans shoot things and they blow up and the like, so as you’d expect, they make movies like that,” said Miyazaki at the time.

>“If someone is the enemy, it’s okay to kill endless numbers of them,” he continued. “Lord of the Rings is like that. If it’s the enemy, there’s killing without separation between civilians and soldiers. That falls within collateral damage. How many people are being killed in attacks in Afghanistan? The Lord of the Rings is a movie that has no problem doing that [not separating civilians from enemies, apparently]. If you read the original work, you’ll understand, but in reality, the ones who were being killed are Asians and Africans. Those who don’t know that, yet say they love fantasy are idiots.”


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The Joker Baby 2

kinos about the sequel being better than the original?

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Fix this mess

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What went wrong?

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Let's say sonic gets on the Batman universe, with all the context it has.

Who would win in a fight between Sonic and the Joker? If the laws of that world applied

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Deadly Class

Season finale aired a couple of days ago. Can we have a thread about this show?

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Brings Heelan is a babe

She’s beautiful in Love and in Great News, and damn mommy I wanna be sucking on those boobies

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New meme thread. Make gayhole memes.

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Mums Make Porn Channel 4 (UK) Update

So that porn those mothers were making, well…it is inter-racial porn. I don't know why I'm surprised.

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Black Summer

>more zombieshit

Zombieland: Double Tap is coming soon also. Aren't people fed up by now?

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Thoughts on this brutal and surreal survivalist kino?

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What race are these people, /tv/?

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The taxi driver

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what went wrahng acrahss de pahnd?

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How did Tom Cruise agree to act in this shit?

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Fuck Niggers

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WTF this actually happened??

How could POL deny this?

Those poor Jews…

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Hollywood explsions are completely exagg-

China again at the forefront of live action kino. How will Hollywood answer?

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ITT: Kino music videos.

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Emma Stone

She should be…

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Why is this anchored?

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Hey /tv/.

Rate my japanese whore prostitute. We're sort of an item, didn't you know? She's a professional model on the side to keep her career as a prostitute whore pure and free of any penetration of any kind. Although she has some Yakuza friends, she's confided in me that I'm the one she trusts with all her heart. I help her pay her bills (her poor mother is sick) and since she trusts me with her heart, and I trust her with my credit card, we're (this) close to moving in together for real. Right now she can't because her landlord has her locked in some sort of agreement where she can't stop renting the apartment she lives in. Oh well. I tried to move in with her but she isn't allowed to make copies of her apartment key and the landlord won't give her another. (!) Things are weird in Nippon. Pretty soon I'll figure out all the ways that these things work, and in no time at all me and my love will be sleeping in each others arms instead of just seeing each other on weekends.

So, what do you guys think? Jealous of me and my gf?

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kinos about true love?

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Who would you cast in a live-action adaptation of The California Raisins?

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Underrated kino like this?

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What would you like to see next for Ashley Boettcher, career-wise?

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Unicorn Store (2019 Brie Larson Film)

>A woman named Kit receives a mysterious invitation that would fulfill her childhood dreams. Directed by and starring Brie Larson.

Brie Larson stars as a useless NEET who gets sold a unicorn by a magical negro. Can't say i'm not interested, that's a hell of a premise. If nothing else, it's likely to confirm those autism rumors.

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Eps. 01: The Even Chance

Soun the bell and call the crew, Bos'n. Cap'n orders, watch Hornblowner.

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attack their weak points for massive damage

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/got/ Pre-season General: Breaker of Chairs Edition

31 days remain, let's shitpost while waiting for S8 to drop


>Best season

>Best character

>Best episode

>Best waifu

>Best battle scene

>Best thing in the books that wasn't included in the show

>Worst thing in the books that should've been cut from the show

>Who should win the Iron Throne

>When Gurm will finish Winds of Winter

>What spin-off/s HBO should do after GoT is finished

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kinos about this aesthetic?

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This shit happened 10 years ago.

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‘Us’ Review: Intense Warning About the Horrors of Socialism



>Had it remained faithful to the home invasion genre, Us would have stuck the landing a tad better. Instead, it has scope and mythology.

Writer-director-producer Jordan Peele is a storyteller with ambitions, ideas, something to say, and for that reason the last 20 or so minutes lose their intensity in all the explaining.

>Over-explaining, actually, isn’t altogether a bad thing for those of us eager to see a mainstream film that is not only unreservedly pro-American, but fiercely anti-socialist.

>Peele takes his time introducing us to the Wilsons, a ridiculously appealing, upper-middle class nuclear family enjoying the splendors that come from working hard in America: nice car, summer home, and dad just bought himself a used boat — which is itself a metaphor for the wonders of capitalism. Sure, that boat’s going to require some work, some elbow grease, some investment; that’s because if you’re an honest man, nothing worth having comes easy. And once that boat is cherry, the payoff will be how it brings this family even closer together.

>And this is a normal family. A loving family. This isn’t Hollywood’s perverted view of family. The kids listen to the parents. The parents have earned that moral authority. Mom and dad are in love. There’s no dysfunction, no hidden underbelly. Best of all, the fact that the Wilsons are black has nothing to do with anything. Us embraces the ideal of e pluribus unum, most especially through the Wilsons’ friendship with the Tylers, who just happen to be white.

>Race is never an issue. Never brought up. You wouldn’t think a Hollywood Oscar-winner like Peele could even grasp the concept that this is how most Americans live. You see, unlike the media, hysterical left-wing politicians, and too much of Hollywood, out here in the real world we’re not obsessed with skin color. We hardly think about; and just like the Wilsons and the Tylers, we have achieved the color blindness our twisted elites have not. However…

>This is a horror movie, which means something’s going to come along to destroy all this harmony, and wouldn’t you know, it’s… us.

>But it’s really not us, it is the worst of us — the greedy, envious, grasping side of us, that part of us that wants something for nothing, that wants what everyone else worked for, that believes we are entitled to it. And we will take it through violence and murder, because that’s our idea of justice.

>The Wilson’s are terrorized by their own doppelgangers: crude, malevolent, angry, bitter doubles who are, without question, Peele’s stand-ins for socialists. He’s even a bit on-the-nose by dressing them all in … red.

>From out of nowhere they show up to organize, terrorize, menace, bully, and destroy what everyone else has, what everyone else worked for — and I’m talking about good and decent people who have done nothing to deserve this.

>You see, the Wilsons are the movie’s real us — the most average of Americans, guilty of nothing more than live and let live.

>This doesn’t mean you don’t pity the doppelgangers. How can you not feel for these poor slobs who have been brainwashed into something even darker than the chanting, lazy, oppressive loons in the Occupy Wall Street movement, who also taint and trash everything they touch.

>Smaller themes abound. Let’s just say the gift of children and the instinct to protect them will help to keep you alive. And children must learn how to fight for themselves. The battle against the evils of socialism is not one they can shy away from. This is also a cautionary tale about the importance of a owning a gun and learning how to use it. The Wilsons do not own one and you cannot help but think how much different things would have gone had they done the right thing.

>The NRA should sponsor some screenings.

>Without being cute or gimmicky, Us is touched by a number of other horror films, most especially The Shining (1980), Funny Games (2007), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), The Strangers (2008), and John Carpenter’s The Fog (1980).

>Jordan Peele is a helluva director. The staging, pacing, and editing of the middle forty minutes, which are about as perfect as a horror movie can get, are nothing short of brilliant. Us also has a terrific score and song selection.

>What’s more, there are a ton of laughs that in no way feel out of place. The performances are top notch, most especially the gorgeous Lupita Nyong’o, who takes full advantage of a dual role any actor would kill for. As her son and daughter, Evan Alex and Shahadi Wright Joseph also stand out.

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I'm sad for /tv/ posters.

Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction? It is already happening to some extent in our own society. It is well known that the rate of clinical depression has been greatly increasing in recent decades. We believe that this is due to disruption of the power process, as explained in paragraphs 59-76. But even if we are wrong, the increasing rate of depression is certainly the result of SOME conditions that exist in today’s society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed, modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect, antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual’s internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.

To start with, there are the techniques of surveillance. Hidden video cameras are now used in most stores and in many other places, computers are used to collect and process vast amounts of information about individuals. Information so obtained greatly increases the effectiveness of physical coercion (i.e., law enforcement). Then there are the methods of propaganda, for which the mass communication media provide effective vehicles. The entertainment industry serves as an important psychological tool of the system, possibly even when it is dishing out large amounts of sex and violence. Entertainment provides modern man with an essential means of escape. While absorbed in television, videos, etc., he can forget stress, anxiety, frustration, dissatisfaction. Many primitive peoples, when they don’t have work to do, are quite content to sit for hours at a time doing nothing at all, because they are at peace with themselves and their world. But most modern people must be constantly occupied or entertained, otherwise they get “bored,” i.e., they get fidgety,

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Are there any yellow vest streams up yet?

Macron called in military anti-terrorist troops this week and authorized the use of live ammunition this week after the head branch of some huge bank got burned down by the protestors, so it should make for some top-tier riotkino

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I hate french people so much.

Tell me my webm are not creepy. Tell me It's romantic.


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Kinos about destroying art with disgusting filters?

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(episode 8x01)

>According to Friki Doctor on Youtube

>very reliable source. Leaked past seasons as well

. Varys and Tyrion will arrive at Winterfell by wagon, while Tyrion jokes about Varys and his genitals. Besides and according to him, we will have to see Daenerys telling Sam that she has burned her father and her brother. The meeting of Jon and Bran: The king in the north will hug his brother and tell him how much he has grown. Subsequently, there will be presentations where Jon officially presents Sansa (images that we have already seen). Daenerys will try to ingratiate herself with Sansa, something like the beautiful north like you. Bran in the middle of the presentations, will inform about the dragon that the king of the night has and about the threat that supposes, which will lead to a northern assembly. Jon to know this information, send crows to all in order to know these events. In the middle of the northern assembly, Lady Mormont will tell you that they chose Jon as king not Dany. He will answer that they need Daenerys to defeat the king of the night and his army. They also talk about the army that Cersei is going to send, Tyrion is convinced of it and will talk about it during this assembly, at the same time he speaks well of Jon. All this will make the assembly very tense, especially for Sansa. Lady of Winterfell will ask Tyrion about this question, the queen's hand tries to reassure her saying that she does trust her sister. Later we will see the long-awaited reunion between Jon and Arya, which merge in a hug. In addition, weapons will also be displayed. Jon will ask if she has used needle, to which Arya responds yes. He also asks his sister to please help him about Sansa and Daenerys since Jon is aware that his sister does not like Dany.

Meanwhile in KL, Quyburn informs Cersei that the dead dragon has crossed the wall and is going to attack the seven kingdoms (scene from the trailer). Plus, we'll see a chat between Euron and Yara. He tells his niece that he is going to KL to fuck the queen. About the GC: it seems they arrive without the elephants what seems to enrage the queen, who will sleep with Euron for bringing her the Essos army.

Theon after rescuing his sister, will fight in the Battle of Winterfell. In the capital of the north, we will see scenes of the Jonerys (YEEESSS). Davos, Tyrion and Varys will organize the troops, since some are still to come as the Karstark. The scene in which Jon and Dany approach the dragons: she proposes that he ride in Rhaegal, Jon climbs and flies. After the flight, there will be a kiss (YESS).

Arya will also be reunited with the Hound and Gendry, who is preparing weapons for the great war. For the Hound, the blacksmith will make a dragonglass ax. The hound will tell Arya because he did not kill him, while Gendry will "call her my lady" to "disturb her". There will be some sexual tension between Arya and Gendry.

There will be a tense discussion between Sansa and Jon, in which she will ask him if he has kneed in the north or out of love, Jon will be surprised by this question.

Ser Jorah will be present when Daenerys informs Sam that he has burned his father and brother. The death of his father does not affect him much, but it does affect his brother's death. However, Sam is grateful for the information and is going to talk to Sam. Both have a pending task, tell Jon who he really is.

Sam goes down to the crypts to inform Jon, but does not reveal it yet but tells him about his father and brother. Sam tells him that Daenerys does not have to be the queen, but that he is the one who should be king, and if friends Sam finally reveals to Jon who really is.

Tormund, Edd and Beric who are in CB, find a kind of weird message on the walls made by the king of the night, which will intrigue us all. After these events, the king of the night will attack CB and thus the episode will end.

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What did he mean by this?

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hey cucks

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So is All Day I Dream About Sports the only brand left?

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What are some kinos about cute girls?

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Nightmare Tenant ( Lifetime film) Full film

Dr. Carol Allen (Lauralee Bell), a kind-hearted Ivy League alum and single mom whose high-achieving and well-rounded daughter (Heather Hopkins) gets accepted into the same university. At her daughter's suggestion, she takes in a hard-luck student so she won't be living alone when her daughter starts college. Rob Malenfant directs Nightmare Tenant, and Ken Sanders produced it in a reteaming with his Mistress Hunter star Bell.

—Feldman Public Relations

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Hello! I'm the new BO of /pokemon/ and I'm trying to get board activity back up to sustainable levels. I just thought I'd post here inviting any Pokemon fans to drop by and make yourselves at home.

Hope to see you soon!


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Post /tv/ memes you created. I'll go first:




food posting


'who neet here' posting

dup posting (I didn't create the 'dup' version but I started the initial escalation from drumpf so I share partial claim to it)

I also basically started prequel posting too and I'm one of the OG >cuckime posters

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JOKER Teaser Trailer (2019) Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro DC Movie Concept


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Can we a list of /tv/ approved YouTubers? So I've got:

>The Quartering

>Nobody in Cali


>Mr E


>Jenny Nicholson

>Nick Fuentes

Who else needs to be added?

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Breaker of Chairs breaks brain



>Clarke said she had been healthy all her life, but was suffering from serious stress when the artery burst in her brain. Much of it came from constant press questions about the nudity of her character, a conquering queen, in the show’s first episode.

>“I always got the same question: some variation of ‘You play such a strong woman, and yet you take off your clothes. Why?'” Clarke writes. “In my head, I’d respond, ‘How many men do I need to kill to prove myself?'”

>She said she suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage, which can very easily be fatal. She was unable to speak her full name even weeks later.

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Don't talk like one of them. You're not. Even if you'd like to be.

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Gahoole pango review

Time for Gahoole to review Undefeatable.


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David Lynch

What did he mean by this?

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I remember a movie that I saw once when I was a kid that I saw a movie once. It was a much older movie. It was about a man that turned into a fish. It was part live-action, part cartoon.

Does /tv/ know the title of this movie?

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Reminder this is canon

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Kinos like this?

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video kino

We all know the ps1 and ps2 had many kinos, but what about video game kinos from the gen z era of gaming?

Personally the only games I've liked from the 2010s are Skyrim and more recently pic related.

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You guys have really, truly done it this time!

I would like to collect all of your names, if you are transphobic, islamophobic, xenophobic, racist, sexist, bigoted, or uneducated. Please submit your name, address, and list any politically incorrect opinions you may harbor. I would thank you for your time, but, you are scum and if anything, you should be thanking ME for my efforts.

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David lynch is garbage

the most pretentious filmmaker in history his films are lame dull nobody understands them they are complicated and Surrealistic they are made for pretentious people and hipsters

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Are crabs Kino?

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I'm never watching Captain Marvel

Brie Larson is the typical screeching SJW and I'll never give her any of my money. She stars in a comic book movie and rags of white men…. who the fuck else is giving Marvel money, bitch?

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who /shadowonthewall/ here?

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Puppet Master

Hey guys just wanted to make a Puppet Master thread so all us Puppet Master fans out there can talk about the Puppet Master movies and other Puppet Master-related topics. In this thread, we are all about Puppet Master. We can discuss which Puppet Master movie is the best, favorite Puppet Master puppets, favorite Puppet Master characters, the Puppet Master comics, different interpretations and meanings of the Puppet Master films, forgotten and obscure Puppet Master lore, continuity and canon issues in Puppet Master, favorite pages on the Puppet Master wiki, best Puppet Master kills, favorite actors in Puppet Master movies, Puppet Master fan fiction, and the future of Puppet Master.

Personally, my favorite Puppet Master movie is probably Puppet Master II, closely followed by Puppet Master I and Puppet Master IV (no particular order). Even though I usually prefer Toulon to be portrayed as a sympathetic character, the Invisible Man homage in Puppet Master II is great, plus it has almost all of my favorite puppets and some favorite kills. My favorite puppet in the Puppet Master series is Tunneler, although Blade, Torch, and Jester are up there too. It even says in the Puppet Master comics that Torch is the most powerful puppet, which is one of the reasons he's great, even though I do still like Tunneler better. All the puppets are great though, except maybe Tank from Curse of the Puppet Master. No offense to Tank fans, he just got stuck in kind of a weak entry in the Puppet Master franchise. No offense to Curse of the Puppet Master fans either. One thing I don't like about Puppet Master II, though, is the way Toulon doesn't seem to care about Leech Woman, even though Puppet Master III reveals that Leech Woman contains the soul of his wife. Also, we never find out what happens to Camille at the end. However, neither of those things are really Puppet Master II's fault, since they couldn't control what would happen in the future movies, of course. The Puppet Master comics also explain that Toulon was suffering from brain damage after he came back from the dead, and that's why he was acting weird. Also, the Puppet Master comics show what happened to Camille after the end and why the puppets were not with her anymore in future Puppet Master movies.

Least favorite Puppet Master movie has got to be Puppet Master: The Legacy. In fact, I don't think that any REAL Puppet Master fan can count that as an actual Puppet Master movie. It totally contradicts the events of the other movies and messes up Toulon's character, and completely wastes Rick from Puppet Master IV and Puppet Master V. The Puppet Master comics don't even acknowledge it! They fixed so many of the plot holes and mistakes of the series, but even they knew that there was no way to fix Puppet Master: The Legacy, it is just plain NOT CANON and STUPID. I would definitely consider the Puppet Master comics (Action Lab series) to be canon over Puppet Master: The Legacy. The only thing I liked about Puppet Master: The Legacy was the lead actress, she was hot.

They got some great actors to play Andre Toulon over course of the Puppet Master series, like William Hinkley and now even Udo Kier, but my favorite one is Guy Wolfe for sure, and not just because he was in more Puppet Master movies than any other (non-puppet) actor. He brought a real warmth to the character, and made you believe that he really cared about his puppets, and even though my favorite Puppet Master movie is Puppet Master II, the wise and good-hearted version of Toulon that Guy Wolfe brought to life is the best interpretation of the character imo. No offense to William Hinkley fans or any other, all the Toulons are AWESOME and he's a really cool character.

Well, that's enough for now, fellow P-Master fans…

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Saw vs Eyes Wide Shut

Which one of these films is the best? IMDB says it's Saw, but what's your personal opinion?

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Another Quentin Tarankino

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Chernboyl Teaser Trailer

Looks like it could be really good.

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Andrei tarkovsky is garabge

the most pretentious filmmaker in history his films are lame dull nobody understands them they are complicated and Surrealistic they are made for pretentious people and hipsters

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where our best presidents were movie stars first

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Screen Team predicted Detective pikachu

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why do we rarely see blond men as main characters anymore? with the exception of thor

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Eldar slaev wa do

The opposite of Cuckime is Warhammer

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Are there any kinos about libertarians? Atlas shrugged wasn't very good.

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Supernatural is going to have its final season (15)


Everyone on the cast seems to have agreed with this, or at least that's what's being said.

How do you feel anons?

Despite the show's decline past season 5, I'm going to feel pretty sad about this.

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>search youtube for "flat earch", looking for videos to help me relax and fall asleep

>go through 6 pages of search results and they're all retarded no-fun spherecuck faggots smuckling about how based science is

wtf, I used to be able to find dozens /comfy/ hour-long flat earth documentaries with ease, now they're all just gone…

Can /tv/ recommend me any comfy long-form content on youtube to help me sleep?

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What's the Amerika of Television and Movies?

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ITT: 80s action kino

No reddit shit.

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ITT great channels no one watched.

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Us (2019)

>cam release already out.

So what did everyone think of it? As pretentious as Get Out?

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BAN >cuktime poster

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Get in here niggers, Cuckfist is streaming

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RAVENPOSTER trying to gain consent for sexual activities with his daughter.

This degenerate LITERALLY admitting on performing a felon on this daughter.


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Youtube Wholesomecore KNHO

Before youtube was ruined by 'angry critics' and later outrage culture clickfarmers reaping mighty crops from the mentally retarded there was the more patrician tier of content designed for KHNOnauts seeking to discover the true secret esoteric knowledge of the digital media age.

The videos that inform, entertain and remain degeneracy free. Rare relics in this day and age. Here we shall document the fruits of our research

Townsend and Son: A passionate civil war reenactment autist and his family make videos about 1800's american and european cooking and INNAWOODS survival.

Wholesomecore rating: 8/10

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MrE new video

He's based!

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3 weeks into taking test, Emma's looking good

How soon before she grows a dick?

Will Zach convert to gay to be with her

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/tv/ is the best place on earth

I wish you could drink my blood, and eat my flesh.

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This is how the United States will look like in 2020


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is dis gud

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/tv/ friday night

Friday night is party night.

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This is the cast for the Game of Thrones prequel


Let the pozzing commence.

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Jim Jeffries BTFO

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I can't take TV seriously anymore

because of how diverse they force everything to be. For example in cop and FBI shows, they always have these strong succubus characters who can kick anyones ass even though they're borderline anorexic. How does a 200+ pound man get thrown across the room by the punch of a 100 pound succubus? Since when is the FBI made up of a racially diverse team of men and succubus and not just all white men? Why are so many marriages portraying 2 people of different races even though 99% of married white people in USA are married to another white person?

And the cheesy forced romance and love scenes really bother me too.

If I wanted to watch some people dryhump eachother, I'd turn on some porn. Now they're trying to make every show include softcore porno which draws away from the story. Makes sense though because I guess they have little to write about so they need to add as much filler as possible to entertain the low IQ viewers with mind numbing nonsense. Even TV shows about serial killers seem to have every side character in a romantic relationship at some point

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People over 20, how do you still manage to enjoy imageboards

when more than 90% of the population is obviously underage or just slightly above the threshold? do you even realize that you're trying to have a discourse about life with people who never had to deal with anything more complicated than math homework? A

re there actually any people here over 20 who enjoy staying here because you can relate to what is being said here and other wizards and not because it's just habit for you and you feel like you have nowhere else to go?

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Things to listen to

What's your favorite audio dramas and TV series you can listen to /tv/? Things where the effort goes into the story and dialog not flashy visual effects

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The OA Season 2 is the best show airing on TV right now

Who is also watching?

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Danny Trejo Is Boots the Monkey in Micheal Bay Dora The explorer

Now this is Kino!


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>Wanted to wipe out Gypsies from France but keep the hottest one as his fuck toy

Was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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Jack and Jill (2011)

There's something so wholesome and homely about this movie despite the overabundance of lowbrow potty humor. What are some other comedies similar to this movie? I really liked it. Why does Jack and Jill have such low scores on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes?

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Is it really as bad as they say?

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What are some jewish kinos?

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21 Sikh warriors fought against 10,000 British invaders. The greatest battle ever fought.

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What will happen once the day arrives?

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Am I the only one who is disgusted by sex?

I haven't met anyone who thinks like that yet. Either it's repressed religious people or victims of abuse. I am neither. I am also not asexual. But I see the sexual desire as a nuisance. Funnily enough on the asexual boards I checked out people whined about being asexual and still had sex to please their partners.

What depresses me is that I can't find anyone who thinks alike. On imageboards I am confronted with disgusting sexual images almost everywhere. Can't talk about a tv show without someone mentioning how much they want to fuck some character. Can't even talk about a fucking fantasy game without people sexualizing dragons. A lot of video games have succubi dressed in skimpy clothing that damage the atmosphere of the game but if I point that out I am supposed to be either gay or a succubus. Even here I am not safe when I go to /lounge/ and that fap thread pops up.

When I go away from imageboards and do something else I can't escape it as well. It's in movies, it's in paintings, it's in novels. People talk about it and if you don't want it you are obviously just bitter you can't get it! And since I am not good looking or high status I can't disprove it.

Can anyone relate or offer some advice?

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Apparently AOC is an actress so she's officially on-topic now.

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gfposter leak

gfposter is a muslim pedophile from France!

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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019 Movie) New Trailer – Keanu Reeves, Halle Berry


>shared 17 hours ago

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Mma is gay

Women pretend to be stronger than men?


Ok allow mixed lethwei fight.

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This is the future for video games. No more crack and emulators.

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Kino food

I'm dry fasting.

It's gonna be the third days in 7 hours.

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Rate my gf

I found her rooting through a compost heap in a back alley in Japan

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FEMINISM: Article Glorifies Child Having Arm Broken

Homosexuals are evrything the Bible says they are and should be put to death.


Original Video Tweet:


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>TV is below /leftypol/

What the fuck happened?

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Instagram is so fucking depressing

Women’s nature as vile whores is on full display on Instagram, I can hardly believe it’s real most days. Being an ugly male and seeing millions upon millions of women be total whores on Instagram with every man but you makes you want to end your life.

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>he doesn't like Corner Gas

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Kinos about being on a website created by a crippled cuck?

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DO you think Gahoole has ever done a rape?

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>One came home because there was a rat in the dorm room. Some didn’t like their roommates. Others said it was too much work, and they had never learned independent study skills. One didn’t like to eat food with sauce. Her whole life, her parents had helped her avoid sauce, calling friends before going to their houses for dinner. At college, she didn’t know how to cope with the cafeteria options — covered in sauce.

Who would you cast in a Fincher-esque drama about a young woman who had to quit college because of sauce?

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Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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>Stranger Things Season 3 Official Trailer

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watch out incels

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The crowd is silent as Louis walks on stage, a microphone in his hand. "Folks, I have a special song for you tonight," he says as he raises the microphone to his mouth. The crowd begins cheering as a familiar tune, "Paint is Black" by the Rolling Stones starts playing…

>I see a white girl and I want her to get blacked

>No white dicks anymore I want them to turn black

>I see the bulls walk by dressed in their tribal clothes

>I cannot turn my head until his penis grows

>I see a line of cocks and they're all big and black

>With buck juice for my love now dripping down her back

>I see whitebois turn their heads and quickly look away

>Like a mocha baby it just happens ev'ry day

>I look inside my wife and see a cock that's black

>I see my daughter, I must have her bred with blacks

>Maybe whites 'll fade away and not subjugate the blacks

>It's real easy facin' up, when your wife's son is black

>No more will BBC go turn a lighter hue

>I sure-ly foresee this thing happening to you

>If I look hard enough between the choc-latebuns

>My love will laugh at me before the negro cums

>I see a white girl and I want her to get blacked

>No white dicks anymore I want them to turn black

>I see the bulls walk by dressed in their tribal clothes

>I cannot turn my head until his penis grows

>Hmm, hmm, hmm

>Hmm, hmm, hmm

>Hmm, hmm, hmm

>Hmm, hmm, hmm

>I want to see her gangbanged, gangbanged black

>Black as night, black as coal

>I want to see the whites, blotted out from the world

>I want to see her gangbanged, gangbanged, gangbanged, gangbanged black

>Yeah! Hmm, hmm, hmm

As the song ends and the music fades out, 1000 virile African men descend on the crowd and begin impregnating all of the white women, and slaughtering all of the white men.

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Kinos about a dead meme?

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Dora the Explorer


>Having spent most of her life exploring the jungle with her parents, nothing could prepare Dora (Isabela Moner) for her most dangerous adventure ever – High School. Always the explorer, Dora quickly finds herself leading Boots (her best friend, a monkey), Diego (Jeffrey Wahlberg), a mysterious jungle inhabitant (Eugenio Derbez), and a rag tag group of teens on a live-action adventure to save her parents (Eva Longoria, Michael Peña) and solve the impossible mystery behind a lost city of gold.

Trailer comes out this Saturday during Nick's Kids Choice Awards.

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What are some kinos about gaslighting?

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Gahoole video censored by youtube


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