What should her punishment be?
>tfw I've seen Die Hard 26 times
My dad would always put it on around Christmas. I think I've actually seen Star Wars fewer times than I've seen Die Hard.
Killing her off was probably the best thing this godforsaken show has done in a long time.
Hacks in the Bag
Where did it all go so wrong?
Louis CK Fucks a Tranny
←–
JUST
BCS - Better Cuck Saul: Can't Cuck the Chuck edition
Other thread is past bump limit. The night is young and the disappointment is high. Post some rare chucks. New episode soon niggas.
Hey fellow сuскs. What's your favorite BBC show.
>You were my good friend Anakin
>I really liked you
So, the original Mad Max and Road Warrior are two of my favorite films of all time and I'm a huge fan of the character in general, but I've yet to see Fury Road after the initial consensus that it was shilling feminist bullshit. Time has passed, what do we think now? Should I watch it or is it still considered tumblr-tier garbage?
More Ghostbusters says Sony
Sony plans on making more Ghostbusters spinoffs including a possible tv show… Oy…
>With its female-centric “Ghostbusters” set to bow next summer, Sony is now looking to find other ways to capitalize on the franchise by creating the production company Ghost Corps, which will spawn a “Ghostbusters” universe through branding opportunities based on the hit films.
>“Ghostbusters” helmer Ivan Reitman and writer-star Dan Aykroyd will head up the company along with Reitman’s Montecito Production partners Tom Pollock, Ali Bell and Alex Plapinger. The focus of the banner will be to find ways to capitalize on the “Ghostbusters” name through movies, TV projects and merchandise.
>The banner’s first order of business is developing a “Ghostbusters” pic that will serve as a counterpart to the Paul Feig female-driven one that will begin production in June.
>“Captain America: The Winter Soldier” directors Anthony and Joe Russo are loosely attached to direct, with Channing Tatum and producing partners Reid Carolin and Peter Kiernan also coming on to produce. Drew Pearce is on board to pen the script.
>The film is in very early stages, with the Russos still busy directing the “Captain America: Civil War” and possibly an “Avengers” movie. It’s not clear whether Tatum would star, given his busy schedule, but the studio is hopeful this can happen.
>Tatum is repped by UTA and Management 360 with the Russos and Pearce both repped by WME. Deadline Hollywood first reported the news.
>ridiculous miscast
>almost everyone is a model
>shit acting
>Junior, the on interesting character in the book is absolutely shit
>Junior doesn't kill Angie
>Junior doesn't fap to her corpse
Is /tv/ watching this shit?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
How did we go from this…
Breaking Bad
So, this is treading old ground, but I started watching it again recently, and I'd forgotten how enjoyable the first couple seasons were.
I'd also forgotten how absolutely drive-me-up-the-wall self-centered Skylar is.
Men in Tights
Whatever happened to this glorious era of cinema?
IGN Zootopia review
>Zootopia reflects the world
>Zootopia don't monkey around with serious topic like racial relations & gender roles
People said IGN games reviews were bad. IGN literally inserting identity politics into a children movie that's not even in the film to begin with. San Francisco progressives are just as sickening as what the furries done to Zootopia.
Jackie Chan appreciation thread?
This guy has to be the greatest action star of my lifetime. My older cousins used to mail-order his Hong Kong movies and watch them with us.
I was about 8 when he broke the western market. I can't watch many of his films without a smile on my face. It just sucks when they try to get him to do serious acting except in the Karate Kid remake, where he carries a movie I would have hate otherwise.
>Disclaimer for Cinemassacre video
What are the best tv shows of all time?
Channel Autism Thread # 8
Am I the only one here that never watched Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, or Breaking Bad?
The Magicians
GIANT
Hollywood Stars doing Ads
Can anyone tell me why Hollywood actors did stuff overseas but never in the US?
Also WTF?
X-Men Apocalypse Trailer
>No Wolverine
>No Patrick Stewart
>No Ian McKellen
>JLaw the whore
>Sophie Turner doing a bad American accent
>Olivia Munn
Place your bets /tv/! Will it be shit? Or will it be the X-Men film that was promised?
Biggest bomb of the year?
Why Hollywood Won't Cast Brendan Fraser Anymore
Is he right?
#NoBrendanNoMummy
Streaming the new episode of better call saul right now over at http://kingstream.tv/
Up to ep 3.
>did he just leave Grotto on the rooftop
>the Oldboy homage in season 1 was so good they decided to do it all over again for not reason
>comic book version of the rooftop scene was better
E-celebs are attacking their viewers while shilling for CISBusters
How soon until the e-celeb collapse happen? How soon until viewers put up with this?
An idear
Hey /tv/ figured I'd share this iidea for a TV series. Feel free to steal.
Story goes on about this highly respected and renown doctor recognized for his considerably impossibly successful operations. Skilled in the field of medicine, surgery and the human anatomy; getting rid of late cancer tumors, fixing patients with paralysis, spinal injuries, etc.
Yet the doctor has a more disturbing side to himself. In a nutshell: A mad doctor. While he does save people's lives, the ethics of his work experience are shady at best (since he conducts surgical procedure with the patient still conscious for a more thorough procedure.) and he always drugs his patients after the operation to make them forget about it.The doctor is obsessed about the human body, willing to push the limits in which they can go. This unhealthy dedication ties to his unknown mental condition that's been unchecked during his childhood. I.E. being mistaken for a sociopath after conducting an autopsy on a rabid infected animal. And that was when he didn't know what he was doing and how rabies actually works.
The series delves into the protagonist's struggle to keep his secret while trying to help the good people he has sworn to save. Even if he is doing it due to his unnatural obsession. Complete with vivid lucid nightmares should he abstain from the operating table too often.
what the hell happened to this guy?
Darkfights at Night aka Adventures of Blind-o, Belle and Bitchtits
they fucked it, again
its a shame, Corels step daddy probably couldve played a decent punisher if the script hadnt been balls.
Was The Donald the inspiration to create him?
>“I like the challenge and tell the story of the coal miner’s son. The coal miner gets black-lung disease, his son gets it, then his son. If I had been the son of a coal miner, I would have left the damn mines. But most people don’t have the imagination—or whatever—to leave their mine. They don’t have ‘it.’” (Donald Trump, Playboy, March 1990)
Breaking bad
>every episode feels like movie
>doesn't waste time with filler
BCS
>supporting character is more interesting than the main character
>5 minutes of character doing some unrelated shit
>"fucking pleb, It's building-up for something BIG"
Why am I such a pleb?
LITERALLY
Videogames have existed for a shorter amount of time and yet they have already surpassed movies in every single aspect.
How is that even possible?
Why in the world they gave such a short time to Michael at Dwight's wedding? He could've at least take 15 seconds to talk about his life without Dunder Mifflin and where the fuck was Holly anyway? The lack of attention towards Michael got me upset. Was it Steve Carrell's decision or what?
Also general The Office appreciacion thread
JUST
Luf this series
It sparked my interest for ballet and yesh, i'm into ballet now.! (sorta)
Did season 2 ever happen? It would be a terrible shame if it didn't.
Early reviews of Batman V superman are in
Batman V Superman getting very positive screenings
I'm predicting not only Normies will eat up Batman v Superman. All the E-celebs & critics that bashed man of steel will do a 360 and praise the film for being one big set up.
http://comicbook.com/2016/03/21/first-reactions-to-batman-v-superman-are-very-positive/
WE WUZ KING KONGZ N SHIET
what did he mean by this?
LOOKS
How does it feel being a criminal? Think of all those studios you are victimizing.
>All Detroit is emptied.
>How many?
>Ten thousand strong at least.
>[aroused] Ten thousand?
>It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the world of white men. They will be here by nightfall.
>Let them cum. Gather the Women.
10 Cloverfield Lane
Saw this movie yesterday and a few things are bugging me that I can only guess are the results of cuckbrahms being the producer. I mean, overall it wasn't bad, and I left the theater actually hyped up by the ending, but I'm still seeing some issues.
For starters, they essentially took the plot formula from The Divide but put a Rey-esque MC in there (although Michelle is still infinitely better than Rey in the end), kinda made the aliens aspect a bit wonky, and decided it would be best to remove what made the Divide good when they copied shit over - aka, the fact everyone goes nuts for one reason or another by the end.
Would I like to see a continuation of this? Sure, by all means. But I will fear the worst if it happens.
why not "giraffe man" instead?
Doctor Carson, I'm TRUMP.
Who is the best Superman and why is it Dean Cain?
Attempt #12 to post. Will the ride ever end kikewheels?
>But even with her so-called magic pill, “she succumbed to what she fought against—the global corporate concept that all women have to be thin and perfect,” says Hall. The laxative abuse had gotten so bad, according to friends, that Margaret lost control over her bowels. “I’d get phone calls from her telling me that she’d had an accident in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret,” Holmberg says. “When I cleaned out her apartment, I found dozens of pairs of boys’ socks. She never wore socks. She was carrying them around so she could stow her accidents in them.” She had also lined her apartment with towels. If she didn’t make it to the bathroom, she would go on the towels and throw them out the window onto Thompson Street.
>“I saw several soiled towels that I knew were Margaret’s on the sidewalk,” says Jennifer Flynn. Toward the end, the thing she obsessed over and cherished most—her youthful good looks—disintegrated. Her hair started falling out, so she began wearing wigs. Her hands had the shriveled, cracked look of an old woman’s. And she was achingly thin. “She looked like she’d aged twenty years,” says Juskow. And her appearance wasn’t the only thing that was deteriorating rapidly. “She came to my house a few months before her death and was yelling, threatening that she could beat me up and throwing stuff around,” Juskow adds. “I had to threaten to call the police to get her to leave.” She also began talking about suicide, leaving long, frightening messages on friends’ answering machines. “She went so far as to say who she wanted to do the makeup on her corpse and where to find the dress she wanted to wear,” says Holmberg. “But it always came back to her looks. One night she called me, completely hysterical, so I walked her around Washington Square Park to calm her down. All she could talk about was getting money for her next eye job.”
ayyy
Supernatural
Worth watching after season 5?
What did he mean by this?
J.J. Abrams: Half-Life Portal Movies In Development
>"Half-Life and Portal movies are “in development”, according to JJ Abrams. The director told IGN that “We’ve got writers, and we’re working on both those stories. But nothing that would be an exciting update.” Which means clearly Abrams isn’t familiar with Half-Life fans, who can see excitement in a cloud shaped like Gordon Freeman’s face."
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/03/14/half-life-portal-movie/
Dr. Jacoby, I'm FBI
ZOOTOPIA
DESCRIBE THIS MOVIE USING A SINGLE WORD
What's your favorite Simpsons episode?
Future Disney Star Wars special editions edits
>The moment you realize Snow troopers helmets will be digitically altered cause they might look KKK hoods
You knows it's coming /tv/
>watching a guy react to a trailer
but why.gif
The Simpsons
Is there a way to make the Simpsons great again /tv/ or is it beyond saving? /co/ is dead so I might as well ask here.
CHEF RAMSAY LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE FREEZER
Which is the better scifi show?
Which is the better show?
Smosh the Movie
Why did this happen?
Bongo Bongo Bongo I don't want to leave the Congo
ITT: Post different lyrics to this song based on these two iconic characters
ANDREWS SISTERS:
Each morning a missionary advertise with neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bongo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see
DANNY KAYE:
So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the Congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords
I make it clear
AS: That no matter how they coax him
DK: Yeeeah, I'll stay right here
DK: I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed
AS: Magazine? What happens?
DK: I see how people who are civilized bang you with automobiles
AS: You know you can get hurt that way Daniel
DK: At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
AS: What do they see Danny?)
DK: Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me
AS: So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't want to leave the Congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle he's so happy in the jungle he refuse to go
DK: Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis
Noise in my ear
AS: So no matter how they coax him
DK: Yeeeah, I'll stay right here
AS: They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smoky and it's crowded
They're too civilized to complain
DK: When they've got two weeks vacation
They hurry to vacation ground
AS: What do they do Danny?
DK: They swim and they fish,
But that's what I do all year round
ALL: So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
DK: Don't want no jailhouse,
AS: Shotguns,
DK: Fish hooks,
AS: Golf clubs,
DK: I got my spears
AS: So no matter how they coax him
DK: Yeeeah, I'll stay right here
AS: They have things like the atom bomb
DK: So I think I'll stay where I a-a-m
ALL: Civilization, I'll stay right here
CIA?
http://topbane.us
welcome to plane
..
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INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR MONEY
PART-TIME
Ford is back too btw
HULKAMANIA RUNNING WILD ON GAWKER
Hulk Hogan just destroyed Gawker media
I repeat! Gawker media is no more! Hulk hogan did what Gamergate failed to do in 3 years. Cause Hulkamania did not try to win a PR war against the fucking Mainstream media brother.
If you had to screen play a movie with tina feya and that blonde girl what would happen in it?
>tfw being a cuck is actually fun
Trump is LITERALLY Hitler.
CALENDARS BROKEN THE DATE GOES UNSPOKEN
Webm Thread
Post some funny or dank OC
Second Wachowski Sibling Comes Out as Transgender
>The second Wachowski sibling of “The Matrix” trilogy has come out as transgender, with Andy Wachowski, now going by the name Lilly, making an announcement on Tuesday.
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/andy-wachowski-transgender-lilly-1201725853/
we totally didn't see that coming *kappa*
Ghostbusters Trailer
Right Now the trailer of the rule 63 of Ghostbusters is being downvoted despite youtube shilling
SONY PICTURES BTFO
Paul Feig, tumblristas and """"geeks""" on suicide watch
>IT'S GAY MOWER, MAN! GAY MOWER!
what did he mean by this?
New Pee Wee movie came out on Netflix the other day and I haven't seen anyone talking about it. Anyone seen it?
>TFW Nostalgia Critic is better and more honest about critiquing films than RLM
What happened?
JarJar: gays are mandatory for Star Wars
What year was it again?
>12 Years In The Cucking
What did he mean by this?
BEN-HUR
Are you guys excited?
Does anyone still watch this show?
This past season just keeps going farther and farther down the cuck hole.
Every woman now has to have some scene where they completely overpower some man, usually their spouse or admirer.
I get that vikings had shieldmaidens and such but even the Frankish and British women are strong and independent.
Commercials Threads
Post some commercials /tv/.
OH MY GOOOOooOODD
Body was too short or empty
>Scott Baio Endorses Donald Trump
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/scott-baio-endorses-donald-trump-876898?utm_source=twitter
What can you tell me about California wine?
Mr. Robot
This made my brain feel like it melted. Elliot… Kal-El… Kal-Elliot…
Good show
THE WALKING MANLETS
>Andrew Lincoln: 5' 10" (1,78 m)
>Steven Yeun: 5' 9" (1,75 m)
>Norman Reedus: 5' 10" (1,78 m)
>Chandler Riggs: 5' 4¼" (1,63 m)
>Jeffrey deMunn: 5' 9" (1,75 m)
>Jon Bernthal: 5' 10½" (1,79 m)
>Lennie James: 5' 10" (1,78 m)
>Seth Gilliam: 5' 8½" (1,74 m)
>Irone Singleton: 5' 10" (1,78 m)
Why are Americans so goddamn short? the two Brits in the cast are not 100% British, Lincoln is half-South African and Lennie is a British Black
If you compare TWD's cast with GOT's cast the difference in height is striking (ironically, nearly everyone in GoT is British or Irish).
British people tower over Americans 9 times out of 10.
As a matter of fact:
>David Morrissey: 6' 3" (1,91 m)
>forcing myself to watch this shlock because women love it
I don't get it. It looks cheap, the story is not interesting. The characters are shite.
I hate this
why do people like this crap
normally i don't get all giddy over capeshit
but the punisher is something worthwhile, so seeing this actually makes me hyped for the show, nice to see the character getting what it deserves after war zone.
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I was one of the most respected actors in the world, performing in renowned films such as Kind Hearts and Coronets, The Bridge on the River Kwai and A Passage to India? I even got an Oscar and a Knighthood in recognition for my talent and excellence. Then, while I was between shooting masterpieces with David Lean, a nerd named George Lucas begged me to play a samurai wizard from space in his sci-fi/fantasy flick. I took it to be nice, even though it meant saying lines such as "Only a master of evil Darth". Somehow, despite Lucas's bungling, it was a huge success and he roped me into appearing in the two equally idiotic sequels. I didn’t want to, but my code of honor as British gentleman and an actor prevented me from leaving a project unfinished. Now that's those movies are the only thing people remember me for. When you search my name on Google Images, the first result is from a website called “Wookiepedia”. My legacy is ruined forever thanks to Lucas. He was a good friend.
Rey is just the same dumb 'tough female sidekick' character we've seen for years, but she's the MC
Does anyone else think Rey from the new Star Wars is like Keira Knightley's character from Pirates of the Caribbean. The only difference is that for some baffling reason she's the main character.
It's been a repeated trend in media to have a surprisingly tough girlfriend or girl character who defies expectations (given it's so overused at this point though, it's actually become the expectation).
I'm not talking super heroes or anyone brainwashed. Just someone with 'training'. Training that allows them to win despite weight, height, body shape or gender disadvantages. For instance, I'm not talking about River from Firefly/Serenity, I'm talking about Zoe from that series.
Other examples off the top of my head include
>Black Widow
>The girl from Chuck
>The sister of Jackie Chan's character in that movie with CIA and Owen Wilson
>Asami in LoK (though she's done better than most)
>Peggy Carter
>Agent 99 in Get Smart
There introduction usually involves them flipping a character who made a comment about how they don't look tough FUCKING SHIT LORD. Whenever they get into a fight with a man, you know they're going to win because they're a woman.
It was only a matter of time before someone was stupid enough to take this lazy, overused character archetype and put it as the main character in a major film. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.
Memeing all day is fine and good but can we have some fucking serious discussions?
Post your favorite film and try to out patrician each other.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
Is this series worth watching?
Forty Two
Season 1:
>Jack's kill count stays at 7 people for over half the season, and there's only 3 more on top of his total kill count when he completely loses it in the final hour
>Jack can only speak English, he screams at the slavs who communicate and taunt him in Serbian
>He fights like a bitch; without his gun he's useless
>The whole plot is stopping an assassination attempt on a US Senator while trying to get his family back from kidnappers related to the plot
>Using computers to triangulate a phone's location takes over half an hour in real time
>The sunrise in the show takes over three episodes to fully complete, as does the sunset
Season 6:
>Jack kills more people in the small space of 27 minutes from 2:51 AM - 3:18 AM than he does in the entire 24 hours of the first season. He ends up killing over 5x the amount of people he did in S1 and hardly bats a sweat the whole time, certainly doesn't lose it like he did the first time round
>Jack is suddenly fluent in Arabic, Russian, German, and probably Chinese too
>He also knows Kung-Fu and can kick a whole trained army's ass
>A fucking ATOMIC BOMB is detonated in Los Angeles, killing over 10,000 people and Jack has to deal with an endless river of Slimes, Ruskies and Chinks
>CTU can triangulate a phone call within a few words that are spoken
>The "sunrise" in the final episode is impossible, as it's over half an hour before the "sunrise" in the first episode
Why the fuck do action shows feel the need to flanderize over time and forget what made them good in the first place? If they kept going the way they did for the first three seasons it would've been a lot better and probably not cancelled after it jumped the shark.
/got/ general
Stannis and Renly edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEC7tPPKAXQ
Previous: >>274969
>A Brighter Summer Day 1991 1080p BluRay x264-HD4U mkv
hold me lads
What is this expression trying to convey?
10 Cloverfield Lane
John Goodman in "The Happening"
Good movie that keeps you guessing and maintains a tense atmosphere.
Breaking Bad
Anyone able to tell me where I can download season 2 of BB. Any suggestions will be apreceiated Torrents preferred.
RLM Half in the Bag Episode 105 - 10 Cloverfield Lane and Me Him Her
They enjoyed it except the Cloverfield shoehorn
MDE just released 8.5 hours of kickstarter tv. Watched the first episode and it was fucking great. Anyone interested in me uploading it here? $12 is a bit steep for internet videos, although I was thinking about donating to sam for awhile anyway so whatever.
Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland
Anybody else find this movie generally mediocre?
I loved the Blue Mountain State series. I really liked the stupid, corny humor. It was over-the-top in all the retarded ways that get me.
The movie was like all the humor of a single episode stretched out to make a feature. There were some funny jokes (like the Donnie is gay thing, the high sex scene, some of the stuff with the goat), but they had so much fucking padding between for what amounted to a non-plot. Nobody gave a shit about the story. If the audience fucking cared about the plot, we wouldn't have watched the series to begin with. We didn't need a movie with 30 minutes of exposition before any real humor happens, or with a few jokes peppered in around the story.
Some funny jokes, but I didn't feel like the movie was really worth watching all the way through. If you're going to watch it, I'd say you should skip to the party and stop watching after the sex scene.
>All white women should try the BBC and fill their wombs with superior PoC seed
What did he mean by this?
DON'T MIND IF I DO
Dr. Pavel, We're CIA
OUT AM I?
Christine Chubbuck movie poster
What do you think /tv/?
>5 confirmed
>yfw indy dies and a reboot trilogy is announced
>tfw you recognize stock sounds in movies
Warcraft 3 used a ton of stock sounds (wc2 had that annoying dragon sound too)
Movies tend to remind me so much of that game, it's a weird feel.
>everyone its fucking talking how good deadpool is
>not exactly a fan but the game was good and had some good keks
>that fucking canuck that talks too much again
>half the movie its a shitty overplayed origin story
>only 2 good action scenes
>literally shit jokes
>no cable, shit-tier xmen cameos
>that fucking ending
Am I the only one who was expecting nothing and was still disappointed?
Tfw your fetishes mix with your /tv/
>Loved the Power Rangers as a kid, had a crush on the Pink Ranger
>Also mad boners from Preggo women
>She acts in a show while heavily Pregnant
>Tfw you achieve orgasm nirvana
Whats your respective field in this gentlemanly topic?
Wu hoo
Zootopia
Who's excited to see disney's new CG film that furries are actually planning to go to in-suit and further ruin for the parents bringing their young kids to the film
Movies set in a shared Universe
>Aliens, Predator, Blade Runner, prometheus are all connected in a shared Univetse
Friendly reminder Ridley Scott has no right to be pissy about AVP universe being canon when he foolish enough to think FOX & fans would give enough of a shit about prometheus to let him remove Predator connection from canon. In fact thanks to his Blade Runner easter egg. We will see a Blade Runner VS predator movie one day. And it will Be his fault. Especially when Shared universes films are selling like crack right now.
INB4 Blade Runner vs Predator gets MEME into existence just to piss off Ridley Scott
>"Say, did anybody happen to lose a roll of twenties tied in a rubber band?"
>"Well we found the rubber band."
>*Audience laughs*
>"Also I hate niggers, gooks and kikes."
Whoaa, how did Raimi manage to get away with this back then?
>character wearing their shoes indoors
So I watched Ghostbusters today and I thought it was awful. I don't get the praise at all.
It wasn't funny or entertaining and Bill Murray was really annoying in this movie.
So what exactly is so good about it??
Graph TV
This website graphs the average IMDb ratings of every episode of any given series:
http://graphtv.kevinformatics.com/
How well does the relative patterns of season quality and best/worst episodes match your own impressions?
Roadside Picnic TV series coming
What does this mean?
Blowout soon fellow stalkers
>tfw I finally found a mega link for every episode of gattocake's King of Zimbabwe in the cuckchan archive
Does anyone else want access to this priceless treasure? It was a bitch to find since most of the episodes have been scrubbed from jewtube, dailymotion, etc.
Is Stand By Me worth watching?
Sports on /tv/
its time to smash dat fukken like and talk about recent sports happenings in TV land. Also /sp/ gonna steal your quints, okay fam?
Dragon Ball thread?
How are Krillin, Tenshinhan and Piccolo in the new material? I haven't seen the two latest movies or Super yet. These guys are my boys, my favourite characters. At least Piccolo remained somewhat useful into the Android Saga. Hell, I suppose Tenshinhan had that one good moment fighting against Imperfect Cell. I'm still heartbroken that they pretty much got dropped for so much of the series.
Also kaioken needs to become significant again. That's something that I believe even Yamcha should be able to use, although I don't really give a shit about him.
The Last Kingdom
So I just finished watching it.
Good shit, I think. As a HEMA guy, I was a bit annoyed by Uhtred's sword, but that was really my own complaint.
http://kingstream.tv/ currently streaming the 1978 superman film
Hey ZZ Top!
P-P-P-PART TIME
https://twitter.com/WaltDisneyCo/status/709795149757308928
>'BREAKING NEWS: Spielberg and Ford Reunite as Indiana Jones Returns to Theaters July 19, 2019'
KSTEWFAGS ON SUE SIDE WATCH
She did nothing wrong
Xena Warrior Princess CURRENT YEAR edition
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/03/xena-gabrielle-lovers
How bad is this reboot going to be?
rare trumps thread.
Natalia Poklonskaya
Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?
Has there been a /tv/ equivalent Of a fandom as bad as the Steven universe fandom? Even Bronies, whoviAn, sonicfags, FNAF fans hate Steven Universe cunts.
/got/ general
Euron edition
Previously on /got/ --> >>270389
Blacked when?
Sean Parker, creator of Napster announced 'Screening Room', a home streaming service where you can watch movies currently in cinemas at home for $50.
Speilberg and Ron Howard support it while many cinema halls are against it already, as well as Christopher Nolan.
Thoughts? I hope it kills Hollywood.
Person of interest last season
I hope It's gonna be like the season 1 and 2
So Ariel Winter
Stupid? Or just Insane?
01_07
the earth would be too WWII
aliens
10 bucks
The Intruders
So the message of the movie, don't be sentimental?
Why is this the best thing TV has to offer?
Lainsong
Does anyone know which song was used to make the background music on https://fauux.neocities.org/Love.html ? I have been listening to it non stop for hours.
I dreamed about meeting George Lucas in a near-death experience after a sudden bout of nausea, spinning vision, and increased heartrate before bed. He told me something about creativity and carrying on when life sucks but I can't remember it very well because he's a fat autistic hack and concentrating on autist warbles is difficult when you're half dead.
What does it mean?
How has she not killed herself yet?
What are your favourite bromantic comedies, /tv/?
> when you're watching a movie and you find out it isn't the uncut edition
>wake up
>see this
>what do?
ITT: shit redditors say
>sci fi is my favorite genre
>UK Gordon Ramsay
>tries to be reasonable
>focus is on the business, less on the drama
>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things
>US Gordon Ramsay
>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating them like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his shows are from UK KN, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)
>BLEEP
>orchestra blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the audience should feel at any given scene
>feels like reality TV
Why are US Gordon Ramsay shows so terrible?
It's Always Sunny
This episode was honestly fantastic.
Is this the greatest, most patrician musical cinema of all time, /tv/? This movie was seriously memorable as hell in every aspect.
>superhuman speed tits sucking at literally the very first scene
>10/10 bizzare prog soundtrack and songs
>comedic dream sequences that cucks big lebowski's ass
>wagner's ubersmench opera
>dat fucking thor
>zombie hitler-wagner machinegunning kikes
>dat ending song
It was a really unique experience. The only thing that Rocky Horror that came out at the same year excelled was having Tim Curry, but Roger Daltrey and Paul Nicholas weren't bad either, at least for the song performances. How come did critics hate this movie?
Tim Curry
Apparently in the 1920's Tim Curry worked for the soviet secret police and did alot of nasty stuff before becoming an actor
TopGear: its 2016 edition
TopGear: its 2016 edition
I can't stop watching this trash
ITT: redpilled Hollywood celebrities
>In an interview with The Times newspaper on July 25, 2010, Stone claimed that America does not know "the full story" on Iran and complained about Jewish "domination" in parts of the U.S. media and foreign policy, notably his view that Adolf Hitler was misunderstood due to Jewish control of the media.[57] When Stone was asked why so much of an emphasis has been placed on the Holocaust, as opposed to the 20-plus million casualties the Soviet Union, for example, suffered in World War II, he stated that in Washington the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) was an overly powerful Jewish lobby within the U.S. The remarks were heavily criticized by Jewish groups, including the Simon Wiesenthal Center, from which Yuri Eidelstein described Stone's remarks as what "could be a sequel to the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion",[57] and the American Jewish Committee,[58] as well as from Israel's Diaspora Affairs and Public Diplomacy Minister.[57]
>In December 2014, Stone made statements supporting the Russian government's narrative on Ukraine, portraying the 2014 Ukrainian revolution as a CIA plot and former Ukrainian president (who was ousted as a result of the 2014 Ukrainian revolution) Viktor Yanukovych, whom new Ukrainian authorities accuse of the murder of over a hundred protesters, as a legitimate president forced to leave Ukraine by "well-armed, neo-Nazi radicals."[66][67][68][69][70][71] The University of Toronto's Stephen Velychenko, the author of several books on Ukrainian history, and James Kirchick of The Daily Beast criticized Stone's comments and plans for a film.[72][73]
>Female Joker Revealed in ‘Gotham’ Season 2
Are the Crow sequels worth watching at all?
I heard a series also got made in 2000 but I couldn't find shit about it.
Dragon Ball thread?
How are Krillin, Tenshinhan and Piccolo in the new material? I haven't seen the two latest movies or Super yet. These guys are my boys, my favourite characters. At least Piccolo remained somewhat useful into the Android Saga. Hell, I suppose Tenshinhan had that one good moment fighting against Imperfect Cell. I'm still heartbroken that they pretty much got dropped for so much of the series.
Also kaioken needs to become significant again. That's something that I believe even Yamcha should be able to use, although I don't really give a shit about him.
>The moment you realize Netflix will quickly replace Bob Saget soon as tumblr & Twitter cry transphobia/Homophobia over his past stand up
Good Movies That Nobody Talks About
What are some solid movies to watch that nobody really remembers or talks about.
Pic related
I really like how the story is an Arab getting "culturally enriched" by the Nords. I also like how the Nords are constantly banting with him. Its just a really solid sword and shield movie and if you haven't seen it, you should.
Childhood's End - Any good ?
Since I pay zero attention to the sci-fi channel, I was shocked to see an advert on television for this.
Is it worth a watch or is it sci-fi shite ?
GoT actors cuck for rapefugees.
how do you square your mockery of louis c.k. with the clear brilliance that is Horace and Pete? if a cuck can create something of such monumental significance then doesn't it follow that being a cuck is perhaps not such a bad thing? and isn't it true that if you're unwilling or unable to recognize the greatness of H&P, then louis c.k. is–in a very real way–cucking your mind?
>Watch Fuller House because I grow up watching full house
>It fucking sucks
>Fuller house even makes The Big Bang theory look good
I think fuller house might be the worst show of 2016…
ITT - Characters who did nothing wrong.
ITT - Characters who did nothing wrong.
Why arent we talking more about Neil Breen and using him more for memes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Breen
*I ask because I woke up under my Mercedes with Help me written in blood on it….thankfully I have the magic rock so I know its not my blood*
Filming for F&F8 Literally Beats A Dead Horse, Literally
They say props are the glue that hold movies together, now they'll have even more glue.
Why haven't you, /tv/?
Walking Dead
Anyone else think the most recent episode of the Walking Dead was actually ok? I mean it was still retarded, but it had its moments.
So I watched Fury Road and it wasn't as bad as I expected, I liked the whole cult of V8 thing because I really enjoy seeing the modern world become mythologised, similar to the waiting ones in Beyond Thunderdome and how they refer to the nuclear explosion as the pokkyclips instead of apocalypse.
However, one thing bugged me. When the War Boys were sacrificing themselves in batle they had a war cry that made no sense to me.
'Wet nurse me!'
What did they mean by this?
House of Cucks.
Look. I'm not a furry. Never had anything close to that urge. But watching this movie? Seeing this girl?
I get it.
ITT: Characters that are LITERALLY you.
LITERALLY
Male bonding
Why did Hollywood and Japan stop making movies like this?
ITT: post movies with male bonding
They warned us
Was Hitchcock's "Rope" good? Yea or Nay?
I've heard some arguments for both points. Also, didn't realize /pol/ might like it for the Übermensch point that they make.
In this ITT: overrated hacks
So they Force Awakens Bluray comes out April 1.
Can finally dump the cam.
Why didn't they just use the sewers in the first place?
Daisy Ridley set to be the next Lara Croft
No more Angie
Mega Movie Magic
Did you ever see this show? What did you think of it?
Are there other shows or documentaries you'd recommend me about special effects and stunt work?
A shame that a lot of this stuff nowadays would be solved in a computer. There's this charm about practical effects and animatronics that can't be beat.
Best actors alive
No faggots
Except Ian Mckellen
You think Tron is an interpretation on religion? As in God isn't completely omnipresent and is actually flawed? Like we're actually some sort of equivalents to programs that God didn't realize were actually alive or at least sentient enough on his level of intelligence. And he's really just one guy who's talented enough to create a whole world among his peers but still not supernatural to his peers? That would honestly explain a lot from the Bible.
Jordyn Jones birthday appreciation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9SP61juhQQ
would you tell jordyn everything you've done if you met her?
>they didn't even have money to pay Lena Headly for more than 10mins of screentime.
Movie name?
I watched a movie a long time ago - it had a boy that had to kill bigfoot/sasquatch. I remember near the end of the movie the kid loaded a gun with nails ( I believe) and shot the ape once, then later he went up to it (it still being alive) and shot him a second time and I believe that when he shot him there was a shot of the moon( no pun intended). I also remember bigfoot chasing him in a school and the kid was knocking of shit in the hallway so it can escape it. I also remember the ape killing a police woman I believe (i think it slapped her eyes off). Does anyone know the name of the movie im talking about ?
Shortfilms
I was at a shortfilmfestival tonight and saw like 16shorts. They were all shit, but 2. I am not good at finding them for you though, here are the trailers.
Also general short film thread.
So do you see any good short films recently?
>watching a movie
>it's got a nigger in it
Guilty pleasures general.
I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning that Wes hid in these movies. But then again I'm an idiot.
Why do you oppress lesbos, /tv/?
"Ellen Page: ‘Being in the Closet Hurt My Career Way More Than Being Out’"
First comment:
>Uh, she got to be in X-Men movies, award-winning Juno, Whip It when she was in, now one lesbian picture after she came out? Recheck that score card, Ellen.
Is she right, /tv/?
The Internet Ruined My Life Show
First episode is on now!
The stories are real!
First one is about Suey Park and her #CancelColbert tweet. It was all a joke guys!
>shows Suey Park actor being targeted by a sniper.
>Show Arthur Chu video backing her up.
>Show her credibility by having her credentials posted on the Guardian.
Name me a better action movie than T2
Spoiler:
Better call saul
season 2 soon, lads.
Why is he such an ungrateful prick?
He's probably the only person Underwood actually, sincerely tried to help
>Loses joint
>Gets picked for a job at the White House over thousands of other people - in other words, TRUSTED by the goddamn president
>Offered a pay raise
>Still thinks he should be treated like royalty.
Tree of Life
What does /tv/ think of this film?
/sp/ here
We're on 76chan now, but we're doing a bracket tournament for us, 8chan, and Endchan.
Want to join?
http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2016/en/group?groupID=1046355
Pass is ilikcriket
HideoTube Episode 2
Kojima starts talking about this years oscars from 4:45 to 9:02
After that, he talks about movie recommendations, which is something a lot more interesting.
What did he mean by this?
Has there ever been a heist movie about stealing the kilogram from its vault in Pavillon de Breteuil?
ITT we travel back in time to proto-/tv/ and bring something back for the rest of the thread to see.
This goy is directing Star Wars Episode 8
Take from this pic what you will…..
a cancerous recommendation thread
I am currently writing a short story of sorts and I want to get more inspiration if possible.
I would like to see some more media like Flash Gordon, Mad Max, High Noon, Fist of the North Star… Narratives about men incapable of thinking un-pure thoughts vanquishing evil in terrible times.
Bonus points if the protagonists shout Old Testament-esque quotes before ending sinners, like "Death isn't punishment enough… for the likes of you!"
I encourage others to use this thread to ask for recommendations of their own as well.
Who has a like-hate relationship with Supernatural?
I mean I could spend hours about all the stupid plot-holes, how they forget consistency and all that
Yo, just watched Fargo, and I'm positive this motherfucker is the father of the Driver from Drive.
1. Intense autism makes social interaction difficult
2. Brutal efficiency when violence is necessary
3. Looks like Ryan Gosling
?????
GOT fans on suicide watch
>Speaking about the reaction to his spoiler, he rather bluntly told the Telegraph over the weekend: “You say the slightest thing and the Internet goes ape. I was accused of giving the plot away, but I just think get a f—ing life. It’s only tits and dragons.”
DUDE 2016 LMAO
This looks retarded. Like, really fucking stupid. They have ranged weapons. All of them, including fucking Cap (he can throw his shield).
WHY ARE THEY RUNNING TOWARDS EACHOTHER???
HOW THE FUCK IS FALCON SUPPOSED TO FACE OFF AGAINST THE TWO IRON MEN OR VISION???
Fuck this shit, BvS all the way.
At least it's not as ridiculous and has a deeper meaning.
Ariana Grande performs uncanny Jennifer Lawrence impression on Saturday Night Live
JUST LIKE US is now mainstream and is JLaw hate
ITT: Criminally Underrated Actors
Comfy documentaries.
>current year
>still consuming Jewish media
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Where were you when Umbrelien became the new best /tv/ meme?
Movies ruined by terrible casting
The Witch
Anyone know where I can find the script for The Witch? Also best horror movie to come out in quite some time.
3:10 to Yuma
This movie has been out for years but there's a good chance many of you haven't seen it, so spoilers. Go watch it.
The movie was, up until the end, pretty good. Acting was fine, effects were definitely passable even after almost ten years time since the movie came out, the exposition didn't feel like a bullshit excuse for the ensuing action- the protagonist had a pretty reasonable motivation, too.
Three things I thought were stupid:
1. Protagonist/Christian Bale was pretty fucking stupid for renting land that was dependent upon water flowing from his landlord without any guarantee the landlord would not alter/dam the flow- if I was going to depend on something I didn't have the right to I'd want a guarantee. Also, it didn't make a whole lot of sense for the landlord to burn down Bale's barn, you can evict someone from some land without destroying their valuables and making yourself a social pariah in the process.
2. Crowe almost escapes because he's riding side by side with his captors, hands relatively free, one calls his mother a whore, he jumps on to his horse/disarms him, demands the other men drop their guns and then kicks the guy off the cliff. What I don't get is why you wouldn't keep the prisoner at the very front of the column so he couldn't just jump right on someone's horse.
3. Crowe is supposed to be a ruthless murderer but he gets the chance to kill Bale, his son, the doctor, and the Railroad's guy, but he only gives Bale a rifle butt to the face. Seems contrary to his character up until that point excepting that it was established Crowe thought Bale was interesting, perhaps admirable.
Okay, but the ending was bullshit. Crowe is ready to strangle Bale to death, but he holds off when he realizes that the cause of Bale's missing leg is that he was shot for retreating by his fellow soldiers, that's a sad story but realistically speaking it would have made more sense if Bale said "Okay, I'll take you up on your offer, let's do our best to make it look like I tried to get you out but you'll really escape," that would have allowed for a similar ending sequence that didn't rely on a mass murderer helping some one-legged vet put him in chains, even if he had a good chance of escaping after boarding the train from Contention to Yuma.
Criticisms stick with me more than accolades, what'd you guys think?
Channel Autism thread № 7
Previous threads:
So people say The Big Bang Theory has a laugh track.
The truth is much more terrifying
Capeshit is normieshit, prove me wrong.
you can't but you'll pretend you did
Movies that make you feel proud to be an American
It seems that it's been getting harder and harder to find movies that don't shame you for being an American. What are some of the best movies you've seen that give you a patriotic hard-on?
Dance off, bro. You and me.
who #MADABOUTYOU here??