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ITT: characters who did nothing wrong

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This video lists all the disrespectful things Logan Paul did in Japan

This video lists all the disrespectful things Logan Paul did in Japan

https://twitter.com/Dogen/status/949208891614638080

https://www.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/this-video-lists-all-the-disrespectful-things-logan-paul-did-in-japan-36462128.html

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Father Brown

>Literally has a token nigger each episode who dindu nuffin wrong

Is this why they called it Father Brown?

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>ywn pilot an anime girl's butthole

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How the hell is Amazon gonna do Middle Earth with minorities?

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BASED HIROSHI

Post samurai kino..

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Did Disney kill Star Wars?

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Women aren't funn-

>The Budde family says it doesn't know how it came to this.

>The Colorado Springs family has spent weeks trying to get a mystery woman they've dubbed "The Mad Pooper" to stop defecating in their neighborhood, right outside their house.

>Cathy Budde says her kids caught her first mid-squat, pants down and unashamed.

>"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like … 'are you serious?'" Budde recalled. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'"

>The family says it was just the first time it actually caught the runner doing it, but it wouldn't be the last. Budde estimates the runner leaves behind human waste at least once a week. She says "The Mad Pooper" has been at it for the last seven weeks.

>She can't help but laugh at the absurdity of the whole situation.

>"Two other times we've caught her – caught her yesterday – she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching," Budde said.

>Now the Colorado Springs Police Department is involved. The department is just as baffled.

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Literally what the FUCK did they mean by this

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>hello anon

>25 years ago you wept because your diaper was full

>never realizing, nor acknowledging just how thankful for the gift of life you should be.

>I want to play a game

>attached to your legs is a "diaper" of my own design. Filled with caustic acid. Cry and the bomb on your chest will explode.

>last 24 hours and you will be rewarded with a gun with which to kill yourself.

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>harry potter moobies are mature and daarc keeno

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I hope white "people" educate themselves before reviewing this kinoteka tbh 😫😩😒

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>disney got btfod by fan movie

HOW WILL DISNEY EVER RECOVER?

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This world needs more cute pig movies.

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really? jesus christ.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE

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GET OUT

>NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE

>AND BEST ACTOR

WE

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How the fuck am I supposed to jerk off to this?

The chick is supposed to be a high-flying fashion designer who flies from her studio in Paris to LA monthly and fucks a lawyer called Jean.

An old iPhone in a case full of dirt with broken glass, a trampstamp, that awful dress.

The immersion is completely ruined.

Lansky is hack.

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Did anyone saw this movie?, i feel i wasted 1 hour of my time watching it, its like some kid that watched rick and morty wrote the script and try to be deep

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>Hipsters spent ten years bitching about Garfield not being funny

>they just ended up making Garfield more popular while they fail reach the same success Jim Davis

>Hipsters think gore and shock humor is deep

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Reddit's favourite tv shows of all time 2017

Given that these were Reddit's favourite tv shows in 2017, I position that any discussion of them be banned. Agreed?

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Lol.

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Reyhaters and Lukefags absolutely BTFO by /ourguys/ Rich and Jack. How can /tv/ ever recover?

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She's a big girl

How can tiny waifus even compete?

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http://uk.ign.com/articles/2017/11/02/7-crucial-things-to-know-about-pacific-rim-uprising

>“They were like, "What did you feel about the first film," and I told them straight up the stuff that I didn't like and the stuff I wanted to see more of,” says Bodega. “I wish the robots would hurry up, just hurry up.”

http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/08/03/pacific-rim-uprising-star-john-boyega-on-jaeger-upgrades-and-new-approach-to-fighting-kaiju

>"We've got better upgrades. The robots are moving much more swift. Yeah, we're like ballerinas up in there, it's fantastic."

Where were you when Boyega improved yet another franchise?

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Dead Trumpet Player

South African jazz legend Hugh Masekela dies at 78

The acclaimed trumpeter and anti-apartheid activist passed away in Johannesburg following a long battle with prostate cancer.

Collaborated with Paul Simon, Harry Belafonte »

What's his name again /tv/?

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What Hollywood (and people IN Hollywood) do to children is abhorrent and is infinitely more important than some twenty-something fresh out of college intern getting the bad touch from an ugly jew.

Why are society's priorities so fucked up right now?

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>anime is not pedo

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GUYS HELP I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM MY ISP THAT THEY KNOW I'VE TORRENTED ANIME AND THEY'RE GOING TO PURSUE LEGAL ACTION WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO???

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Would Alien Covenant had made more money if this doughy who wasn't the female lead?

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Does anyone still believe Ed Wood was the worst director of all time? I don't see him shitting out uninspired nostalgia reboots or cinematic universe fodder.

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Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?

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>this kills the weebcuck

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>Clean your room

>Lose weight

>Get a job

>Man up and marry that slut

That will be $10 for that advice. t. Peterson

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Netflix The witcher

HA HA HA HA=

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WEBM KINO

http://issoutv.com/videos/is-5a64bd3b7e9c6

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>yfw /tv/ is kill

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Are niggers the perfect capitalist slaves?

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French kino.

Topless FEMEN activists dived away from the clasps of charging security personnel in Paris on Sunday, as they a crashed an anti-abortion protest.

Protesters armed with buckets reading the message 'Christian charity for sperm donations' begged onlookers to toss coins to them.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ti2WVfIQAj4

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Is this the most intellectual BTFO The Last Jewdi has gotten so far?

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Mr Metokur Lauren Southern and Andy “the shoah must go on” Warski demolish ugly jewess

>inb4 anchor deleted

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What is wrong with Star Wars audiences' brain synapses?

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Charilze Theron would be a shit choice

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What is some good kino with radical centrist themes?

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What do you call this expression?

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Do even mobies?

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Why is she so perfect bros? 😍 😘 👑

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Was he right?

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Only.the.Brave.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

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This is Arya Stark.

Say something nice about her.

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Sophie turner.

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Hideo kojima

https://twitter.com/hideo_kojima_en

>70% of my body is made of movies.

What a fucking loser… Why everybody like this guy?

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Gay serial killer Santa arrested in Toronto

Movie when?

Toronto man, 66, charged in the murders of two gay men — and police say he’s killed others

Toronto police have charged a 66-year-old man with murdering two gay men and say they believe he is responsible for several other deaths.

The arrest comes a month after Chief Mark Saunders insisted that there was no evidence to suggest a serial killer was behind disappearances in the Village, a downtown neighbourhood known as a hub to the LGBTQ community.

Homicide Detective-Sgt. Hank Idsinga said Bruce McArthur, who works as a self-employed landscape designer, was arrested at 10:25 a.m. Thursday morning connection with disappearances in the Village.

Although no bodies have been recovered, McArthur was charged with the first-degree murder of Andrew Kinsman, 49 and Selim Esen, 42. Kinsman was last seen on June 26, less than two kilometres away from the Village. Two months earlier, Esen was last seen one block north of the neighbourhood.

According to his Facebook page, McArthur appeared to visit the Village for the Pride Parade. McArthur is often pictured with his family, including photos from 2015 and 2016 when it appears that he worked as a Santa Claus at at least one local mall.

http://nationalpost.com/news/toronto/toronto-police-charge-66-year-old-man-for-murdering-missing-men-in-lgbtq-community-believe-he-killed-more

http://archive.is/qaOKL

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YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN! I LOVED YOU!

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>Hair Gel

What did he mean by this?

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Me on the left.

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China has banned hip-hop culture and actors with tattoos from appearing on television.

NO NO NO! TLJ flopping in China! Now this bigotry!

The country’s top media regulator — the State Administration of Press, Publication, Radio, Film and Television of the People’s Republic of China (SAPPRFT) — now “specifically requires that programs should not feature actors with tattoos [or depict] hip hop culture, sub-culture (non-mainstream culture) and dispirited culture (decadent culture),” Sina, a Chinese news outlet, reports.

Gao Changli, director of the administration’s publicity department, outlined four “Don’t” rules on Friday:

Absolutely do not use actors whose heart and morality are not aligned with the party and whose morality is not noble

Absolutely do not use actors who are tasteless, vulgar and obscene

Absolutely do not use actors whose ideological level is low and have no class

Absolutely do not use actors with stains, scandals and problematic moral integrity

The ban follows the removal of the prominent rapper GAI from Hunan TV’s Singer, a hit competition show. Clips of GAI, whose real name is Zhou Yan, were also removed from China Hunan TV’s official Youtube Channel, but no official explanation has been given.

http://archive.is/BCBNw

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Solo: A Star Wars Story Not to Receive Movie Trailers

>After repeated starts and stops, it has been leaked that the decision has been made by Disney for Solo: A Star Wars Story to be the first Star Wars movie not to receive a theatrical trailer.

>Instead, a Disney insider claims that the decision has been made to focus on marketing materials that only showcase still shots of the film's characters, creatures and settings.

>While this will certainly be a controversial decision, it's one we believe can pay off since audiences will go into the film with fewer expectations. Frankly, we're tired of of film trailers that spoil the plot and the most exciting scenes for films and hope this new bold marketing strategy is successful. Disney certainly has been taking chances with its new Star Wars films, and this may be one of the biggest yet.

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>Emma Watson will never win an academy award

>Everything she does is rationalizing for that fact.

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You call hamburgers steamed memes?

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Literally every fucking frame is dishonest.

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What are these PGA policies?

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>doggie moobie

>doggie dies

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>it's an AIDsMoby episode

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>the Goblins were almost massacred entirely in the Goblin Wars

>they are literally given control of the banks

>Everyone says they are dirty crooks

>Harry saves Griphook's life and he still ends up betraying him

>Voldemort goes to Gringotts and wipes the floor with their dead bodies

>the last shot of Griphook he's dead cluching the sword of Gryffindor as it disappears from his cold dead hands

How did they get away with it?

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When am I supposed to laugh?

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nuff said

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Open up, /tv/ its time for your monthly Siggy thread

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Is this show reddit or is it actually fun to watch?

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Any good movies about your heroes betraying you and letting evil win?

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I don't want to go into a whole thing but I did stuff with my dad for a long time and while I know it was bad I think about it constantly. I wish I was still young and that I appreciated it more at the time. Pretty much I wish I could've stayed attractive to him forever. Now that he's gone i guess I'm just sort of stranded in the limbo of being an adult but wishing I was still I kid.

Is there any kino out there that could help me?

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Star wars general

Make me a mod. I've been here for the last few waves of CP spam (and years before that) that have stayed up for hours and would happily delete them, aside from that I would only delete criticism of Daisy and would make a 10/10 janny (I'm already doing it for free just by browsing this shithole regularly). I keep seeing the pedokike posts so we are likely browsing around the same time, mod me and the pedoshit won't stay up for hours at a time. If you aren't taking new jannys then you need to get the others to browse more so this shit gets deleted, you may think the board is dead now but if you let the pedo's get away with their kikery it will really be dead. Joking aside I will only ever interfere with the pedoshit if you do give me an account I know the board is about hands off moderation. I just don't want to regularly see child rape when I use the board and I'm pretty sure that faggot is in my timezone so it is happening every time he posts.

I wouldn't be asking if you faggots would just do your "jobs" and delete it.

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PRAISE THE SUN!

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Star Wars toys for 1$

Feels so good.

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Best Emma General v9

Emma Rose Roberts discussion goes here.

>Previous thread:

>>1086191

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Are you guys looking forward to the premier of The Alienist tonight?

I've never been hype for a TNT show before

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ITT

Movies about guy getting a virgin gf

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What are some lovecraftian kinos?

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What did they mean by this

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Where do you go now that /tv/ is full of shit for years and years?

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>gives Ripley super powers so she's just like his Buffy characters that do kung fu that he jerks off to

>writes out Weyland-Yutani by having them bought out by Walmart

>steals bullet bouncing around the room gag from Looney Tunes

>steals actual scenes from the horrendous Dark Horse Alien comics for his shitty script

>gives film extremely stupid snarky black humor tone to the film that destroys the atmosphere of the Alien universe

>has disabled retard survive movie so he can virtue signal

>makes space military look like retarded crooks because he's a butt hurt libtard

>adds retarded scene where Ripley dunks like Michael Jordan

Is Joss Whedon the worst writer of all time?

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>when the new starkino hits

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KIKE CUCKLASA IS BACK! GET TF IN HERE!

Best BotW yet.

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Did this guy actually destroy Star Wars fans? Is this guy ourguy?

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Can you suggest kino where women get what they deserve like in vid related?

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>I'm gonna suck your dick big boy

What did they mean by this?

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The great debate

alright /tv/, my cinema professor proposed the question at the end of class, and wants us to discuss it next class. which one is better, star wars or star trek? please provide actual sources for your reasons rather than opinions because im gonna be posting this on reddit.com/r/movies later aswell and theyre kinda a stickler for sources. please dont let me down i wanna look cool in front of the rest of the class. thanks!

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Any good films that deal with these themes?

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What actresses would you like to spank anons?

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Would you watch a Porg movie?

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Do you think the mods just gave up on this board? That they accepted it would never be Television and Movies? Seems like they didn't feel in charge.

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OH NO NO NO NO

*wheezing sound*

LOOK AT THIS DUDEEEEEE

LOOK AT HIS FACE

LOOK AT HIM CRYYYY

*wheeezeeeeeeeeee*

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/sp/

God I wish that were me…

https://twitter.com/SB_RENA/status/955365684254420995

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>niggers

What did he mean by this?

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Any nazbol kino here?

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HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT Johnny Fox just tried to slander /OURGUY/ JF and got BTFO The Stream Gang wasn't having any of it! Let's all laugh at this low IQ id-ee-ot think he can fluster JF and cry when he can't take the "banter" :)

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Video games that would make great movies

SNATCHER

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ITT: lightning in a bottle films

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Is it kino?

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What is some slav kino?

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Best actress!

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Roman Reigns Royal Rumble Winner!!!

This isn't a prediction, it's a spoiler!!! On that note, I rewrote the lyrics to "I Will Win" by Ron Wasserman who did music for the Power Rangers TV Show, which accurately describes Roman's win at the Royal Rumble.

>I'm gonna win

>I'm gonna win

>I know they boo

>I know their hate

>I know their feel

>Well I live rent free

>Inside their heads, is all I ever have to say,

>I know their signs

>So I am right and I am real,

>I know exactly how they feel

>I will win

>I won't stop until I beat them

>I will win

>I know the thrill

>I know their feel

>I know their boo

>Well, I know the time

>And all I have to do is all I ever do,

>Well I know their game

>'Cause I am right and I am real

>I know exactly how they feel

>'Cause I…will win

>I won't stop until I beat them

>I will win

>'Cause I am right and I am real

>I know exactly how they feel

>'Cause I…will win

>I won't stop until I beat them

>I will win

>I will win

>I won't stop until I beat them

>I will win!

You can check out the original song from this youtube link… https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=6KVg9B-UyLM

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Anri okita "I'll be back late 2018"

FAP KINO

ACTRESS ANRI IS BACK EDITION

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>this triggers /tv/

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This is a 4chan to 8chan image conversion thread. I will be posting all my recently saved 4chan images and resaving them with 8ch filenames so people don't call me out. I suggest you do the same. It sucks when some faggit acts all elitist and figures out you're from cuckchan and ad hominems just to point this out. Feel free to save my images as well.

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TIE Defender

What does it actually defend?

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He did nothing wrong

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>"Hey anon, heard you're the go-to guy for good movies, what should I, or rather, we watch at your house tonight?"

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Google confirmed for shit taste.

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Community

Is this show good? I mean it's kind of comforting.

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You hate this film because you hate yourself.

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5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > R1 > 7 > 8

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Kino?

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Why is MMA so gay?

>Muscular, half-naked men pinning each other down and grunting.

No wonder it stands for Men on Men Action.

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PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET

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THE GREAT DEBATE

Get ready, gentlemen and women of /tv/, as we discuss the great debate and come to a conclusion once and for all.

That's right, we're discussing who is the better waifu - Rei or Asuka????

This question has indeed boggled philosophers for years, but we have the time and place to discuss it now thanks to the generous moderation of 8/tv/. Well, gentlemen, let us begin, shall we?

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l o l

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Chuunibyou thread

How is Nibutani so fucking THICC?

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Just saw this a few days ago and can't get over it.

Is this true kino? Old Boy, Stalker, Patlabor 2, African Queen, Suspicion, Lawrence of Arabia tier perfection of the cinematic artform? I was stricken in its brilliance but Wallece was a stupid non-character.

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Is this accurate?

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About half-way into this, does this get any better? Because it's pretty fucking boring. Nolan is a shit director.

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The thread of forgotten waifus. Post a waifu that should be in the top 3 but get drowned out by the autism of the Maisefag and the Emmafag(s).

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Left or right?

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Will it be kino?

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Post your best soyboy/bugman memes

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What’s better movie: Blue Velvet or Blue is the Warmest Color?

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What is some surrealist kino?

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Documentary on these thots?

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It's literally the worst Star Wars, nothing you say from this point on will ever change that.

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>rian johnson shuts down critics

More of that unbiased, totally not shilling for Disney entertainment media.

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Ever seen anybody tear the Israel, the jewish usury system and the JewSA to ribbons on national tv and get away with it like this before? Seriously, how the fuck did this guy get cleared to appear on the airwaves? I thought they blacklisted people like this.

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How many good movies has he made?

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Could he play Bond again after Craig? I say yes please.

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Thought's on Jodorowsky?

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>biggest blockbuster of all time

>forgotten in a few months

Why did this film have absolutely zero cultural impact despite its financial success?

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ITT: pieces of shit /tv/ tricked you into watching

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/pol/: The Movie (old /pol/ not nu/pol/)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=6zkunTr6Yog

Was it kino?

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which cancelled tv shows have the best fanbases?

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Which one of you was it?

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http://bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3479033/garth-ennis-boys-officially-happening-amazon/

It was announced last November that Amazon greenlighted superhero drama “The Boys” to series with an eight-episode order. The first official casting was just announced, making this official!

>In a world where superheroes embrace the darker side of their massive celebrity and fame, “The Boys” revolves around a group of vigilantes known informally as “the boys,” who set out to take down corrupt superheroes with no more than blue-collar grit and a willingness to fight dirty.

>Based on the comic book by “Preacher’s” Garth Ennis and Darick Robertson, it was created by “Supernatural” creator and “Timeless” co-creator Eric Kripke and will be directed by the “Preacher” duo of Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen!

>Antony Starr (American Gothic), Dominique McElligott (The Last Tycoon), Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl), Jessie T. Usher (Survivor’s Remorse), and Nathan Mitchell (iZombie) have joined Erin Moriarty (pictured below in Blood Father) as leads in Amazon’s straight-to-series drama, Deadline reported.

Doesn't look like Simon Pegg is the lead, which mean it'll be shit like Murrican Gods.

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Is a pokemon movie ever possible?

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Ellen Page Gaycation

Huelander here. The overwhelming majority of or people are conservatives that hate faggot abominations. Ours that are cops, medics, judges, architects, you name it. We don't want the faggots living here. But we have a problem of our boomer-like generation letting marxists take over our government for more than 30 years. So now we are seeing the full extent of this mistake, as well as thyose idiot boomers here that only NOW want S, the current generation, to fix everything.

In this video, the cop is talking as any average brazillian talks. We beat fags and burn them alive. But Pedowood wants to present the false image that huelanders are a leftist, fag friendly majority. We are not.

When Page came here, she was almost ambushed in one of her rides to an hotel, because of our HATRED towards Pedowood's pet dogs like her.

I live way out of where it almost happened and i was not a part of it.

Basically, there were a group that planned to ambush her and make it look like a drug dealer's random ambush in the favela.

Nothing came out of it because the shitty drug dealers decided to start one of their many "wars" against each other on the week that the ambush was planned, so the whore did not go to the favela that she was planning to, and instead was kept in her hotel with high security for (i think) 2 days straight, and taken to the airport.

Here, ever since the Pedowood's pet dogs tried to undermine Trump, the average huelander started to hate them all. When they come here, they come with heavy security. Not only because of the organized crime, but because of the population's hatred as well. They are only idolized at cons, where 100% of the audience are marxists, as any con.

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THE MOST #BASED FILM LESSONS!

Drive is a particular favorite: "Cucks are the last stand against the Jewish menace." I think that lesson is SO BASED! What film lessons do you think are #BASED anon?

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Why is this faggot's voice so annoying?

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After a year without a real argument, my girlfriend blew up last night. I knew it would happen eventually, but she'd always been so tame about it I thought when the topic came up she'd kind of just acknowledge where I was right and agree to disagree where she thought I was wrong.

For starters, she's the typical modern western girl, all her favorite films are Disney, Studio Ghibli, etc. Over the last few weeks she's gotten me to watch several of these children's films with her, the last four were Tangled, Wreck It Ralph, The Princess and the Frog and Coco.

After Coco was finished I told her overall it was good, but it contained the three tropes all western children's films now contain, and regardless of politics I'm sick to death of because it's been nothing but this formula for around 20 years at least. These are:

-The women are in charge of everything.

-The men are scoundrels, bumbling idiots or both.

-Near the climax of the movie there's always a scene of one of the male leads apologizing to a female character, without exception.

After saying this, things quickly spiraled out of control.

<So you think women should just be useless, shut up and stay in the kitchen?

>No, I'm just saying why can't the guy be competent? Why does he have to be the source for physical humor and victim of all violence? Why can't both the guy and the girl be competent?

<Well it's been the other way around forever!

>Not really. Even in damsel in distress stories, the princess isn't portrayed as stupid as useless, she's portrayed as pure, innocent, valuable and worth dying for. Even in The Princess Bride the hero is a constant victim to pratfalls and physical injury.

<But it used to always be that women were portrayed as naggy and that they should stay in the kitchen!

>When? In The Flintstones Barney and Frank are portrayed as fat and stupid while their wives are pretty and the voice of reason always trying to talk them out of their stupid schemes. This is the exact formula ripped off for The Simpsons, Family Guy and virtually every family sitcom. The dad is a fat, stupid loser and the wife controls everything, is in shape and is the voice of reason.

<Well maybe girls don't want to be rescued all the time!

>Is that really true though? Don't you want to be rescued?

<What I want is irrelevant!

(cont.)

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Apologize

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S'up, /tv/. /v/ here, Mark's acting extra cunty. Is it okay we stay here a bit and shitpost?

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was he the wes anderson before wes anderson?

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Nolan is a softcore compared to this Jimkino. Bend over and prepare for inception.

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ACTIVIAAAA

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Yee yee

What are the essential dipkino?

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TAKE IT MEN

OH NO NO NO NO

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whats the male equivalent of "muh cunny"?

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"Should we use the Slappy from the TV series?"

"No, the license expired and that prop guy is a real asshole"

"How about adapting the one from the book covers?"

"Eh, just take the dummy from Dead Silence and clean it up a bit"

"On it"

-Sony execs in 2013

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How about we fuck up out entire shot just for the dvd fam?

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Blade Runner 2049 The Replicant Cut

Password is videosharing2049.

https://mega.nz/#F!pbBh0LDI!wbygZ2i-2LU4REZkT0o3UQ

Let's try again: I recut the movie to make it more autistic. Scenes not related to Autismo are no longer there. And you don't get to the plot twists until he does. This makes the movie more focused and implicit.

Gone are the Jared Leno and Terminatrix subplots. Also cut, the children's dream and replicant conspirators which makes the investigation more cryptic but also rewarding.

Finally, the movie ends when Autismo does.

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Are there any films about big time hypocrites? The kind that call themselves "alt-right" or "natsoc" yet support this.

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Natalie Portman says her first fan letter at age 13 was a ‘rape fantasy'

Natalie Portman says her first fan letter at age 13 was a ‘rape fantasy'

“I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” said Portman. She added a local radio station set up a countdown to her 18th birthday, and that movie reviewers were compelled to talk about her “budding breasts.”

Yet she was alleged to have said this in an article written by Devandra Banhart.

>“Devendra! Devendra!” When I open my eyes I swear that Natalie was watching herself in The Professional. Ever since my publicist hooked me up with this lew (what gentiles like me call lame jews) I have been enduring a never ending stream of this bullshit.

<“How much do you want to fuck the thirteen year old me?” she said. “Tell me.”

>“That’s gross,” I said. Also, the first time we slept together, afterwards she asked me if that was how they did it in Venezuela. “Absolutely not,” I told her.

https://thisrecording.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/in-which-we-request-that-you-not-tongue-our-balls/

What does Neta-lee mean by all this?

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How you like this black blade runner bitch?

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What the fuck? The theatrical version of this is shit after an hour.

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>Star Wars, again anon?

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What is Jiren motive? He's clearly way ahead of goku and vegeta power level and had an assload of chances to knock both of them out easily.

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Comfy Horror Stream Sunday

It's a cold Sunday in January, why aren't you watching comfy horror shows with your friends at /tv/? Join us!

cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug

cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug

cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug

Playing Goosebumps, Are you Afraid of the Dark, Tales from the Darkside, Beyond Belief, Twilight Zone, movies, and more plus any requests!

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Ew, what the fuck?

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R rated for graphic nudity and violence

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Eliza Dushku: "I had a rapetastic time on the set of True Lies"

I noticed nu-/pol/ white knighting this coal burning Albanian Jew roastie and thought I'd x-post it here since that place is a feminist shithole and all:

>Actress Eliza Dushku has come forward with allegations against her stunt coordinator on the 1994 film “True Lies,” saying Joel Kramer molested her when he was 36 and she was just 12.

>In a lengthy post on Facebook, Dushku came forward over the weekend to give a full account of what she called a calculated effort by Kramer to get close to her. She said it followed a pattern of inappropriate behavior, including referring to her as “Jailbait” on set.

>She alleged that Kramer manipulated both her and her parents to let him be alone with her in a Miami hotel room where he allegedly got naked and initiated unwanted physical contact with her on a bed.

>“I remember vividly how he methodically drew the shades and turned down the lights; how he cranked up the air-conditioning to what felt like freezing levels, where exactly he placed me on one of the two hotel room beds, what movie he put on the television (‘Coneheads’); how he disappeared in the bathroom and emerged, naked, bearing nothing but a small hand towel held flimsy at his mid-section,” she wrote. “I remember what I was wearing (my favorite white denim shorts, thankfully, secured enough for me to keep on). I remember how he laid me down on the bed, wrapped me with his gigantic writhing body, and rubbed all over me. He spoke these words: ‘You’re not going to sleep on me now sweetie, stop pretending you’re sleeping,’ as he rubbed harder and faster against my catatonic body. When he was ‘finished’, he suggested, ‘I think we should be careful…,’ [about telling anyone] he meant.”

http://archive.is/X198G

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>married with kids

>not an alcoholic

>always positive, you can't get him down

>always friendly

>always patient, even when dealing with Rich

>edits and plays videogames for a living, living the dream

>funny in a corny kind of way

Where were you when you realized that Jack is actually the most based of the RLM crew?

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Rian Johnson didn't want to use the Knights of Ren

>Director Rian Johnson kept a lot of ideas and plot elements out of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, including Luke Skywalker’s reported third lesson for Rey, Supreme Leader Snoke’s origins, and that time a porg sliced its head open with a lightsaber. One of the more curious ones, involving the Knights of Ren, was because Johnson figured they’d probably die under his watch.

>In an interview on the Empire podcast, Johnson explained his reasoning: the movie was already stuffed to the brim with plots and characters, and he didn’t really have anything for the Knights of Ren to do. Besides, the most likely option he saw would’ve resulted in their premature deaths.

>"I guess I could’ve used them in place of the Praetorian guards but then it would feel like wasting them because all those guards had to die. And if Kylo had some kind of connection to them it would’ve added a complication that wouldn’t have helped the scene… Truth is, I just didn’t see a place for them in the movie."

It's like this movie gets worse and worse the more he opens his mouth.

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Did you buy the issue?

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Hey guys why don't we make are superhero movies have more CGI than all the star wars prequels and avatar combined. Then we will have bland obvious green screen shots like this throughout the entire film and then call it colorful. It will get a 8.3 average on RT and 94% which is above probably 95% of films ever made. All we had to do was make a colorful poster because it's obvious nobody even watched this pile of shit.

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Is she /ourgirl/?

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TFW Xornell Xrumffs is in perfect health despite eating Big Macs and KFC because he has great genes. WTF? This isn't fair! What is he some kind of Aryan superman or something? Is he the Kwisatz Haderach???!!! This just isn't fair, I tell you! How can he have two scoops and still be in fantastic health! How????!!!! HOW CAN ONE MAN WIN SO MUCH IN LIFE!! GORFFDASOFJDSFOJDSOFJDOFJDSFOFJSODFOFJDOFSJFDOFJ

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Yas Queen - 'The Handmaid's Tale' Director Reed Morano Hints At Future Collaboration With Lucasfilm

"Whenever a woman wields a gun in a film, it ends up looking like they're trying to be sexy rather than they actually know what they're doing," she says. And, for the first time during our interview, Morano (who has at least glimpsed the galaxy's most formidable glass ceiling for female directors — the Star Wars franchise), volunteers a reference to her gender. "I hate to be a dick, but I kind of think it's because men are directing those films."

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Star Wars Toys Sales Drop Despite 'The Last Jedi' Success

Despite the success of Star Wars: The Last Jedi during the holiday season, the sales for toys tied into the movie are alarmingly in a downturn.

For decades, Hollywood has enjoyed the hefty profit from toy sales, and Star Wars films have been at the forefront. The past holiday season, which is supposed to be the most profitable weeks of the year, showed that shoppers may be tired of the trend.

Even with the success of the movie, analysts attribute the slump in toy sales to consumer burnout. This may be due to constantly being bombarded with novelty products that are also Hollywood's promotional products for upcoming movies. It's especially important for profit as children are getting more adept at using digital assets such as YouTube, Netflix, and social media for their entertainment fix.

SEE NOTHING TO DO WITH PISSING FANS OFF

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FRIENDS 2018 trailer released

it's finally happening!

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>Hate 'Last Jedi?' The Star Wars Expanded Universe is worse

>Commentary: Star Wars was a bloated, cheesy mess long before Rian Johnson's new film came along.

https://www.cnet.com/news/hate-the-last-jedi-star-wars-expanded-universe-was-way-worse/

Disney shills are tacitly admitting that The Last Jedi was a "bloated, cheesy mess".

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Jenny Nicholson Dumb

We haven't had a dump in a long time. post rares you have found/have. I want to give away for the jenny fappers. Other jenny collectors come in.

ps. i got to save all these while her old accounts were up

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi - IHE

He watched it 3 times and liked it more every time. Disney shill/10

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If you don't love this film get the fuck out

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What would John Hammond think of /tv/?

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What do ya'll think of Federico Fellini? Specifically La Dolce Vita, 8 and one half, and La Strada? Personally I hate him and do not find his movies well written or visually interesting.

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>ywn cuddle with a qt girl while watching tv

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What is this guy's deal with the people that watch him?

I feel like everyone takes way a different perspective from his opinion. Some people say that he hates the Disney Star Wars movies, other say that he loves them. Which one is correct

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>tfw only thing keeping you from suicide is the promise of sucking on jessi's milkers after leshaun beats her and she finally leaves him

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Trump caught lying again

James Gunn, director of the two “Guardians of the Galaxy” films, is offering $100,000 if President Donald Trump will step on a scale.

Gunn’s unusual proposition came hours after White House doctor Ronny Jackson said on Tuesday that the president was 6′3″ and weighed 239 pounds, or one pound shy of the level that would be considered obese.

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Work tomorrow.

What Movie Should I Watch Tonight?

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This is the Plinkett analysis we needed.

IHE literally and undeniably BTFO.

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It's time for FOX to put this antisemitic caricature to bed.

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Oh no no no

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=AQKparroPCE

>Iris Brey examines the presence of the male gaze in television and film and its consequences while analyzing the mechanisms that can create a female gaze and how it could start a cultural revolution. Iris Brey is a Franco-American film and TV series critic specialized in questions of feminism and gender.

>She wrote the book Sex and the Series (Soap Editions) in 2016, which explores the representation of women's sexualities in American series. She also directed Sex and the Series, a documentary series for OCS on five fictional heroines that changed the way we view sex.

>Iris Brey is a critic for the weekly cultural magazine Les Inrockuptibles, and for the radio shows La Dispute and L'Instant M on public radios France Culture and France Inter. She holds a Ph.D. in French literature and cinema from New York University, and she teaches film on the Parisian campus of the University of California.

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'Solo’: Why Disney Might Be Getting Ready For the Movie to Fail

'Solo’: Why Disney Might Be Getting Ready For the Movie to Fail

There was nothing but optimism about the future of the Star Wars franchise when Disney purchased the rights from George Lucas back in 2012. Immediately, a sequel trilogy, a new cartoon television show, and two anthology films were in the works. Several novels and comic books have been released in the last five years, as well. With something as popular as Star Wars, how could they lose?

As far as money at the box office, it would be tough to imagine any losing scenario for Disney. However, after a mostly warm reception for Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Star Wars: The Last Jedi has been extremely divisive among fans. Solo: A Star Wars Story is due in theaters in May, and there have already been signs that things aren’t going as Disney had hoped. Now, the rumor is that some may already be expecting a flop.

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>what if an ordinary guy was forced into an eternal purgatory of having to relive the same day over and over again, experiencing everything but achieving nothing

>what if the solution to breaking free of his curse was making some roastie like him

Has any other film ever had such a great premise ruined by such a shitty ending?

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>I was strolling through the gas one day

what did Burns mean by this?

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CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE

cy..be/r/BaneWatches

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>Murrican Godzilla

>Gookshit

>Playstation 2 CGI

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Harvey Weinstein Suicide Attempt Prompts Police Response

Harvey Weinstein's daughter called 911 to say her dad was suicidal Wednesday morning, and police responded to find him unconscious in his garage.

www.tmz.com/2018/01/10/harvey-weinstein-suicide-threat-police/

www.tmz.com/2017/10/11/harvey-weinstein-suicide-threat-police/

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Is it time for Louisposting to make a resurgence? It's been gone long enough for it to be fresh and funny again right?

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

About to watch this, what should I expect?

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udabaga

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>going for a ride at night in a rainy storm

>she gives you this look

what do?

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>be grown man

>watch superhero movies about magic men in capes

>watch shooty star wars movies about pew pew laser guns and silly cuddly aliens

>play with electronic toys and own hundreds of different games for children

<only p-pedos watch anime

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ITT: post best girl

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Post your most smug anime girls

smug

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Thor.Ragnarok.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

LELELELELELELE XDDDDDDDD CAPESHEET

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Favourite quotes

>they're not like you and me which means they must be evil!!!!!

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We Recut The Last Jedi to Remove All the Men

You might have seen a story floating around this week about a recent fan edit of Star Wars: The Last Jedi that removes almost every woman from the movie. The cut is 46 minutes long and nearly incomprehensible, proving how important women are in the Disney era of Star Wars. In fact, women are so vital to The Last Jedi that you could probably remove all the men and still have a functioning, dare I say exciting story. I mention this because that's what I've been working on the past couple days: The Last Jedi: De-Meninized Fanedit. A relief to those who didn't like the original movie, and a testament to how women get things done faster, the manless edit runs at a mere 36 minutes.

http://www.dorkly.com/post/85812/last-jedi-recut-without-men

CASTRATION FOR YOU TOXIC GUISE

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Am I too good for this board?

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Which one was better version?

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Is "SHENERAAL GENNOBEE" the new "YAG SBARRO"?

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What the fuck was his problem?

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Would you like Rey if she looked like this?

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AN INVITATION

TO ALL THE BIG GUYS

on January 20th a big stream will take place. A stream to unfuck all our shit and end alimony payments and adam sandler comedies until forever.

BRING YOUR BANTER AND SHITPOSTING

I UNIRONICALLY LIKED THE LAST JEDI

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

: ^ )

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UHD

Rec some 4K blurays

UHDs I rec- Blade Runner, Harry Potter 1-8, Alien Covenant

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Ewan Mcgreggor JUSTED

JUST

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No. WAIT!

It was the film theorists. IT WAS THE FILM THEORISTS! Fucking film theorists ruined our movie!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Disaster films

Disaster films, anyone?

>pic related are my favorites

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M/tv/GA

This is your home now /pol/umpadrumps. Back where you belong.

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>baneposting has now infected anime

what have we done?

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what are the effects of watching anime long term?

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Based as fuck. Is there anything hotter than a dickgirl that doesn't fall for the SJW propaganda? I would take Daisy as my tradwife in a heartbeat bros, the deeper I dig the more there is to love.

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My life is a television show and I'll prove it.

Feeling depressed, anybody wanna subscribe to my youtube channel and watch me inject Dr. pepper into my hand?

Because that's what I'm about to do right now. I'm going to inject Dr. Pepper in my hand.

Anyway, check out my video while I get this picture taken.

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=tTSEL9vA2MI&feature=youtu.be

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why is it that every movie i see him in is kino?

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Super Troopers 2

Looks like shit tbh

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I unironically think Tim Heidecker is the best comedian to ever grace this planet. AMA

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REMINDER THAT THIS IS WHO IS CALLING YOU A SOYBOY ON /TV/

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I see you guys collectively hating on a couple movies on here and then I check the catalog and it's filled with anime and cartoons, eceleb shit, John Wick and Star Wars. Really activates those neurons.

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>This was considered a 10/10 by americucks

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Kinoaestros

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We have it all you silly white cattle

And you'll all go and see it

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God He sounds like a dumbass!!!!

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Can we admit this dude acts the same in everything. The fountain he gave a compelling performance but it's due to the direction as well, besides that he gives the same performance film after film.

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Great director or greatest director?

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It was fun while it lasted

I've been behind the majority of the threads and posts lately. Mods finally started cracking down on me so it's time to move to another board while /tv/ sinks back into obscurity.

So long lads

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She looks 45

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Face it, he's a shit actor. Zero charisma, no expressions beyond trying to look serious, mumbles his lines most of the time and body movement like a robot.

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Was he the sexiest in Star Wars?

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Is the 5 o'clock shadow/short scruffy look the kinosseur's beard style?

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Is it kino?

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What did they mean by this?

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>check catalog >no maisie thread

LOOKS LIKE IS TIME FOR ANOTHER MAISIE THREAD

Are you looking forward to Early Man? I can't wait to see some claymaisie!

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Super Troopers 2

Will it be good anons?

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=eEed-o8fVpM

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>Conan O’Brien Is Taking His Show To Haiti In Response To Trump’s ‘S**thole’ Comment

>Conan O’Brien is “still reeling” over Trump reportedly referring to Haiti and several other nations as “s***hole countries,” so he’s decided to take his show to the Caribbean nation to check it out for himself.

http://smokeroom.com/2018/01/15/conan-obrien-is-taking-his-show-to-haiti-in-response-to-trumps-sthole-comment/

cheeto hitler btfo

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Holy Shit. "Men Need (((Re-Learning)))"

>"Men need re-learning. It shouldn't even be controversial."

>Natalie Portman

>Kathleen Kennedy

>Reese Witherspoon

>Oprah

See you fags in re-education camps.

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Thoughts on this documentary?

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What did he mean by this?

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Max Landis General

Max Landis got coked out of his mind and started posting stupid shit on Instagram

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Mods asleep, Post Porgs

PORG PORG PORG PORG

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.

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Star Wars general

I want to plough her larynx so violently that she is left mute tbqhwyfam

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dear max landis

did he do it bros?

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>Muslim beauty blogger Amani Al-Khatahtbeh, a.k.a., Muslim Girl, is rejecting a Revlon award because of its brand ambassador Gal Gadot, who she says supports the “oppression of women and girls.”

>“I cannot accept this award from Revlon with Gal Gadot as the ambassador,” Amani wrote Tuesday on Instagram of the Changemaker award from Revlon’s new #LiveBoldly campaign, an initiative to celebrate diverse beauty.

>“Her vocal support of the Israeli Defense Forces’ action in Palestine goes against MuslimGirl.com’s morals and values,” Amani wrote. “I can’t, in good conscience, accept this award from the brand and celebrate Gal’s ambassadorship after the IDF imprisoned a 16-year-old girl named Ahed Tamimi last month, an activist who is currently still incarcerated. I think we are in a moment where we must persist that women’s empowerment includes ALL women. From the bottom of my heart, I feel I would not embody the meaning of the Changemaker Award if I were to accept it in these circumstances.”

https://pamelageller.com/2018/01/muslim-beauty-blogger-jew-hater.html/

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SHARK TANK

Charlie Don't Surf. Pornstar Stormy Daniels says Trump is 'terrified of sharks'. Trump apparently doesn't donate or ever want to donate money to keep sharks alive and wants them all dead. That's how fucking dumb and nigger tier this dude is.

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>The Real ghostbusters Victory point dance will never become a Dance MEME

>Thanks to cisbusters and Sony pictures

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>settle into the piss seat of your favorite flickhaus, as the trailers start rolling

>trailer for typical black-centric movie comes on

>(bg music of some old nigg doin gospel) "mmm HMM HMM HMMMMMM, OOHohhhhh, yes lawwd"

>"HOO-HAH"

>"GET on da BUS, HOO HAH"

>"MMMMMM, hmm"

>"YAR KIND AINT WELCUM HEA', BOAAAAY"

>(more bg music of some old nigg doin gospel)"OHHHWOOOHHHH-OHHHHOOOHohhhhhhh don' BREK ME NO DOWN LAWWD"

>"GOTTA RISE UP, HOO HAH"

>"FITE DAT POWAH HOO HAH HOO HAH"

>"dis da rebbalution…and we strong like King Kong"

>:::dramatic hiphop music:::

>"fo foh-hunned yeas we been pushed down in da dirts"

>:::dramatic hiphop music:::

>"ain't NO MO compromises, NO MOH"

>:::dramatic hiphop music:::

>"we got…ONE SHOT…HUUAH!"

>:::dramatic hiphop music:::

>"muh HED HELD HIGH, I'TZ DO OR DIE"

>(old nigg gospel scatting the final seconds of trailer)

>Waiting to Exhale 2: Airholed

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>there will never be another prime Dano performance

Hold me bros

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keeknow

>>>/tv/ was a mistake

s nothing but optimism about the future of the Star Wars franchise when Disney purchased the rights from George Lucas back in 2012. Immediately, a sequel trilogy, a new cartoon television show, and two anthology films were in the works. Several novels and comic books have been released in the last five years, as well. With something as popular as Star Wars, how could they lose?As far as money at the box office, it would be tough to imagine any losing scenario for Disney. However, after a mostly warm reception for Star Wars: The Force Awakens andRogueOne: A Star Wars Story, Star Wars: The Last Jedi has been extremely divisive among fans. Solo: A Star Wars Story is due in theaters in May, and there have alrea

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What a shame.

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we can all agree that the most kino composer is pilotredsun, right /tv/?

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What did he mean by this?

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we can all agree that the most kino animator is umami, right /tv/?

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blac meeror is da best sho on teevee

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After a long time, I have finished reading the Harry Potter saga. What a masterpiece! I finally feel apt to tackle Stephen King's body of work. Where should I start? I heard "Misery" is very good, but I thought I'd ask /tv/ before fully diving into the unknown. It's such a vast bibliography with no clear order that I'm overwhelmed by it. Should I watch the films first? Or does reading the book before enhance viewing the experience?

What are some jewels he's done that haven't been taken to the big screen yet?

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Affleck and Franco to be possibly BANNED from the Oscars.

#TimesUp

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F

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How can other actresses ever compete?

why is she so perfect

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What did he mean by this?

?

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Hercules ban

How its like to get a taste of your own communist blacklist, pigs?

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>The Ting and Conan da Barbarans is the best films ever, pure keeno

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*yiffs your path*

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cuM78Te

The purpose of this server is to provide a space for the users of /tv/ to express freedom of speech and thought.

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Catch 22 The Series

For some reason Catch 22 is really popular amongside leftfags but that doesnt make it anyless of a top tier book, I personally have read it more than 15 times and it never gets old. Soo

Who's your ideal

Yossarian

Dunbar

nurce Duckett

Hungry Joe

Chief White Halfoat

Milo

We already now the smug George Clooney is gonna play Cathcart and i must say the role fits him perfect

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>tfw no qt perfect gf to funpost with

lain thread

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OC thread

WHAT IF I JUST MAKE MY OWN KINO?

Sure it's only memes and bumpers atm but I'm convinced I could do a better job than Rian Johnson.

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>A teenager's quest to launch Norwegian Black Metal in Oslo in the 1980s results in a very violent outcome.

Is this kino?

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so who was he?

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Harry Potter is shit and only soyboys and women like it.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=WKHQWDApeRM

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>tfw chinkwood will bring back kino

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Did Kubrick write this music?

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Ralph's 2017 list

1. Good Time

2. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

3. It Comes at Night

4. Phantom Thread

5. The Killing of a Sacred Deer

6. Blade Runner 2049

7. mother!

8. Dunkirk

9. The Shape of Water

10. Baby Driver

11. Okja

12. Bad Genius

13. Call Me by Your Name

14. Spiderman: Homecoming

15. Logan

16. John Wick 2

17. Get Out

18. Raw

19. Ingrid Goes West

20. Molly's Game

BASED AF LIST FAM

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>superchats

I never thought he'd sink this low

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Was this the right decision?

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… Well… What now, /tv/?

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Cumskin Kino General

Post 'Em if you got 'em.

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ITT: cute anime girls.

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GET READY YOU FUCKS

E;R. where the fuck are you? Changing out scenes doesn't take forever, move your shit already.

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Scream Queens is well shot and lit. American Soyboy Story is the best show 2

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

The Star Wars prequels are Masterpieces

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RIGHT NOW

Apologize to Rian Johnson right fucking now.

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Why is she so perfect, /tv/?

I wish I could vote Bernie for her and make it all better.

I bet she does ukulele covers of Modest Mouse songs.

>tfw no autistic stupidly-leftist gf

Why even live?

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Why does anyone like this no talent potato? She doesn't emote.

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How Black Mirror's best new episode repudiates the awful fanboys of the internet

“USS Callister” couldn’t be timed more perfectly. With the release of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, entitled “fans” have spent months now whining about any number of grievances, nearly all of which boil down to “Girls! Yuck!” So, as many struggle to understand how somebody could so thoroughly hate a movie as crowd-pleasing as The Last Jedi, let us direct you to this new video essay from ScreenPrism, which aims to delve deep into the mindset of the toxic fanboy.

https://www.avclub.com/how-black-mirrors-best-new-episode-repudiates-the-awful-1822161264/amp

TAKE THAT MENCHILDREN

https://mobile.twitter.com/randallcolburn

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/953704167209623553

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Anime winter 2018

The winter 2018 anime season will start in 37 hours with a group of JK, going to the South Pole.

It's a season with lots of CGDCT and fantasy.

We also continue the trend of reviving old franchises with Cardcaptor Sakura Clear Card-hen.

What are you looking forward to?

PV collection: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=IaUjNfYAiXs

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Can you name some essential peak soy kino?

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recommend me some uncensored jav kino

now

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Molyjew General: Soyboy and Monetary Collapse

>calls out soyboys at 6:00

>general gnatzee fearmongering and russian kike shilling against U.S. dollar

>appearance by his daughter at 15:00

>BTC FUD

Bretty Good Vid tbh.

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>tfw unforgettable luncheon

R: 38 / I: 3 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Why did Star Trek discovery turned the Klingons into African American Space Muslims?

R: 32 / I: 8 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Every day until you like it

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Cowboy and Indians kino, especially ones where redskins are slaughtered in Oregon, Washington or Idaho

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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Goku was best?

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>no brap fanart based on based farting waifu

It sucks, she's literally a sexy female version of Homer.

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OH NO NO NO

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

http://archive.is/Qz6TW

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Tomb Raider Reboot (trailer)

Fridge Croft is a strong and independent womyn.

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Kosher Cooking Kino General

What are some essential cooking shows I can watch with my Bubi while I'm staying over? Something like Epic Meal Time but with less gentiles and more soy, ideally.

Also, has anyone tried dipping their unleavened bread in schezuan sauce?

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Best Emma General v8

Emma Rose Roberts discussion goes here.

>V8 under the hood edition

>Previous thread:

>>1077813

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What went wrong?

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/tv/ legacy

I'll leave for basic training on monday and i need someone to continue the anime posting in my stead.

Make sure to defend this board against the marxists by posting anime whenever you can.

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Anyone remember Party of Five?

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Pornstar General

If you knew you were going to get stuck on an island for the rest of your life and were allowed to have one pornstar's entire work to jack off to for the rest of your time, who would it be?

>Only 1 choice, if you choose more than one only the first one counts.

>pics recommended, but not required

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What is the worst movie you ever watched in someone elses company because they thought said movie was good? I remember watching some Adam Sandler joint with my cousin and I had to fake enjoyment so he wouldn't feel bad.

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>Kino this. Kino that

>Kino translates as "movie" from russian

>The retardation of /tv is immeasurable.

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>ywn fingerbang qt girls like hiro

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Spherecucks BTFO

HAHAHA

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Why did Hermione's hairy pussy disappear after the third movie?

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Bravo JJ!

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Tidepod challenge

>go to see some if some idiots actually tried eating tidepods

>click bait link

>sarcastic soyboy OMGGG DONT DOOO IT XD XDDD XDDDDDDDD ITS STUPID

>click on another one

>another soyboy

>20 videos saying don't eat tidepods

>30 videos saying doctors say its not safe to eat tidepods

>youtube says don't eat tidepods

>find no video of anyone actually eating tidepods

Do these videos even exist?

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Sin of Redlettermedia

RLM suggested JJ Abrams, and we got JJ Abrams along with his mystery box bullshit.

This is why TFA got a glowing review, because they couldn't face reality after what they've done.

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HAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

how will goons ever recover?

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The only way to make the new trilogy any good at all is to have kylo rape rey

That is seriously the only way to salvage any portion of these films

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Tommy wiseau BTFO DUMPFH

How will orange Hitler will ever recover?

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How far will (you) go to create kino?

will you sorry NEETs even leave your momma's house?

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WE

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>mixed response to TFA

>hated RO and TLJ

>disney shills are still actively spreading misinformation here about /ourguy/ so his valid criticism of the new star wars films gets ignored

APOLOGIZE

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"Now, y'all ain't plannin' on fuckin' these chickens, are ya?"

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Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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>tfw got drunk at a party a few months ago and may have gotten a black girl pregnant because I had sex with her because I was really drunk and shes now pregnant

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DYSNOMIA GIVING /B/ AWAY BUT ONLY IF WE GET 7777777 TONIGHT THATS 66K POSTS

forgive me mods but we need your help everyone!

>If you fags can get >>7777777 by tonight I will give the board to someone else.

>But if you can't… I'm here forever.

https://HOLYFUCKINGSHITTHISISREALLYHAPPENING.COM

https://archive.is/5GKtT

HELP HELP HELP DO IT HURRY HELP US

https://8ch.net/b/res/7711343.html

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SHE'S GONNA GET YOU

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>He acknowledges the existence of the nu-trilogy and spin offs

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>92,102,400 seconds until Avatar 2

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Why do white "people" do this?

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alt-right MRA man-babies UTTERLY HUMILIATED

http://archive.is/eOVZx

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Seriously the only eceleb who can make me laugh

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Solo: A Star Wars Story Teaser

ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP

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???

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Matt Damon Apologizes For Claiming Not All Men Are Rapists.

>Those Rolling Stone interview comments were preceded by Damon’s admission to ABC News that there’s apparently “a spectrum of behavior” and that there’s “a difference between, you know, patting someone on the butt and rape or child molestation, right?”

>Damon managed to enrage more people by insisting that the “shitload of guys” who aren’t sexual predators aren’t getting enough credit.

>Now, Damon says he’s going to sit down and shut up and let the women leading the anti-harassment “Time’s Up” movement do the work without him getting in the way.

>“A lot of those women are my dear friends and I love them and respect them and support what they’re doing and want to be a part of that change and want to go along for the ride, but I should get in the back seat and close my mouth for a while,” he said on Today.

The absolute state of "men"

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What the fuck I thought it was supposed to be a comedy but it was just a regular action movie.

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I know

I know I've let you down

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Does /tv/ have a board-tan?

No? Lmao! Better get caught up with the times, old man! Every cool board has a board-tan, even /leftypol/!

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I am going to sneak my kids into Disneyland later today. When we get caught, I am going to demand they give us lifetime passes.

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>a rushed piece of shit that took 9 months to make and a shoestring budget manages to have far superior "subversive story" to a multi-hundred million dollar disney sponsored abortion of a corporate film

o i'm laffin

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Roger Stone: I'm Pushing Hulk Hogan for Senate

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER?

http://www.tmz.com/2018/01/18/roger-stone-hulk-hogan-run-for-us-senate-famous-reasons/

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Is 2018 the year of the MGTOW in Hollywood?

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gunfags BTFO

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DELET ALL ANIME OR ELSE

t. goonsquad

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whose gender is it anyway?

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Reminder, lads. There's still good women out there. They just happen to be pornstars.

>"No, It's called a false rape accusation you need to teach women how to prevent those."

These whores need some re-learning.

http://archive.is/Apuhv

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>tfw blacklisted myself from hollywood by pointing out how jewish it is

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What are some films that are cool in japanese?

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*ding dong*

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DRUMPF EATS 2 SCOOPS OF ICECREAM AND YOU'RE TELLING ME HE'S HEALTHY? FUCKING LYING DOCTORS! IMPEACH!

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So brave

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>tfw you will never get pounded in the ass as part of the #metoo movement

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Why didn't he get the role for the hitman movies? He literally looks like 47 for fucks sake

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well /tv/?

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What would you do if you found out your mom does/did porn?

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Star Wars EU is worse then TLJ

EUfags destroyed

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What's some good Cop kino?

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The Alien prequels are better than the Star Wars prequels so far

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anaconda is an unsung masterpiece tbqhfam

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Marxist Lucifer King

Redpill Kino

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=-WACV9KZA64

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Merkel Destroyed Anime in Germany Through Heavy Censorship and Outright Bans

HOLY SHIT. BASED AS FUCK!

>The rise and fall of Japanese animation in Germany

http://archive.fo/OzQjq

We need to do this in every single country. And it won't even be hard since you can create public outrage by complaining about all the CP these anime fags make and distribute. They're all pedophiles every last one of them. Can you imagine how many degenerate anime cuckolds will an hero as a result of this? It will be incredible.

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A FUCKING BOX

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If 9 jumps ahead a couple of years then starts with Rey training padawans I'm walking out of the theatre.

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>Muh Greco-Roman sacrifice

>Muh trolley problem

>Muh stilted dialogue perfectionist doctor jokes

>Muh french fries

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Only the most kino moments

post 'em

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should anime be allowed on /tv/?

vote here

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should prog be allowed on /tv/?

vote here

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McMafia

>New crime drama

>Show is a turf war between Russian jews and Israeli jews both engaged in international crime

>Eastern Europeans handle the production of fakes

>Africans sell them on the street

>Shipping carried out by Indians

>Russian girls sold into slavery are kidnapped and raped by arabs and smuggled into Israel

I can't believe the BBC would write such harmful stereotyped nonsense. British Broadcasting Corporation? More like Bigoted Brexit Corporation. What's that? Based on true events? Oh… umm… uhh…

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/tv/ is sick and the Drazi are here to deliver your cure.

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Honestly, how did they ever get anything done in the Star Trek universe? It seems like every five minutes a computer, nanite, hologram or robotic drone randomly developed super intelligence and had to be declades a sentient species in time for it to ascend to godhood, or random crew members (Kess, Wesley, Sisko) would just randomly evolve into a god, ascend to a new form of existence, turn out to be an emissary for a race of wormhole alien gods or transform into an energy being. This sort of shit happened so often it's a wonder there was anyone left behind. How could anyone be an atheist when crewmembers are turning into gods or they're running into actual gods from various mythologies every five minutes? How does anyone maintain their humanity when you can trip over a wire and merge with the ship's computer or fart and become inhabited by a transcendental non-corporeal entity trying to understand linearity?

And the most important question, did the Federation have any technology to make my penis bigger?

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Boxing fan is a time traveler new footage

Everyone has probably seen the Mike Tyson smartphone time traveler… Well I thought it was shit until about 5 minutes ago when I can clearly see another smartphone in an old Marciano fight.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=yTU-mbGkNNo?t=7m44s

That's a fucking smartphone next to Don Cokell's foot at 7:44s

First time traveler confirmation is an avid boxing fan.

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Which anime has the best milfs?

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YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT

>zognald cuckmpf gets elected

>tv shows turn into literal nazi propaganda