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WEEKLY FILM CLUB: CON AIR & PAIN AND GAIN

>Just-paroled army ranger Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) is headed back to his wife (Monica Potter), but must fly home aboard a prison transport flight dubbed "Jailbird" with some of the worst criminals living. Along with Diamond Dog (Ving Rhames) and Baby-O (Mykelti Williamson), genius serial killer Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom (John Malkovich) unleashes a violent escape plot in mid-flight. Secretly working with U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin (John Cusack), Poe tries to foil Grissom's plan.

>Danny Lupo (Mark Wahlberg), manager of the Sun Gym in 1990s Miami, decides that there is only one way to achieve his version of the American dream: extortion. To achieve his goal, he recruits musclemen Paul (Dwayne Johnson) and Adrian (Anthony Mackie) as accomplices. After several failed attempts, they abduct rich businessman Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) and convince him to sign over all his assets to them. But when Kershaw makes it out alive, authorities are reluctant to believe his story.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: NAVAL

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8

FUCKING

YEARS

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Any stargate fans?

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My Little Communists Can't Possibly Be This Cute

What anime should have this as its intro

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>Not only Taylor Swift a fat dyke

>She now going full Miley Cyrus

oh no no no no no

Imagine ever being a Taylor Swift fan.

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Crawl

Just saw this was coming out in like 2 weeks but I had never even heard of it before today. It looks like dogshit but it's from raimi and the hills have eyes guy.

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Suburbia (1983)

Was it kino or grotesque and trite?

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>haven't watched a single episode and never will

feels good man

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White Devil Rapes and Butchers Bugwoman

Around Whites, never relax!

https://news.yahoo.com/latest-girlfriend-christensen-seemed-proud-214739053.html

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is he right /tv/?

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>bane

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Filmclub - Actual movies

Come hang with cool people who watch cool movies: https://cytu.be/r/filmclub

This movie channel doesn't play everything under the sun. You won't have to sit through pablum like Avengers 2 or Batman movies. There are no cartoons, no musicals, no music videos, no TV shows… just movies. Specifically, It's mostly horror movies. Tons of stuff you have never heard of or seen. There are some sci-fi movies, 80s movies, cult movies, and just bizarre off the wall crazy shit like you have never seen, all mixed in to the horror movies. Over 700 movies that play randomly. None of that polling/voteskip shit, that shit doesn't work - because democracy doesn't work. Filmclub isn't here to have broad appeal or as many viewers as possible. It's here as an alternative to all the tired repetitive BS you get from the average stream. 24/7/365 movies most other streams won't play. Even classic XXX. Check it out.

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GARFIELD

Garfield's birthday is coming up.

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Useless Movie Trivia Thread

>XY was considered for (that) role.

>XY was attached to the project at one point.

>X and Y also starred together in (that) movie.

>X and Y were both born on the same day.

Why are things like these included on imdb? What other useless information do you often encounter there or on other trivia/movie sites?

Pic of course unrelated, please ignore it!

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The Wakandan Lioness Queen

>Let's remake Lion King with photorealistic animals that show absolutely no emotion whatsoever

Honestly, this feels like a satire, like one of those "what if ___ was realistic and scientifically accurate" videos on jewtube designed to make you laugh at the stupidity of the notion. The funny thing here however is that this isn't satire and normalfags will eat this up. After Aladdin and this I'm not sure whether Yidsney has just gotten so retardedly lazy or if they are deliberately trying to see what they can get away with, laughing at the ticket buying brainlets in the process.

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Woof woof woof woof

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Amazon's cringe original capeshit

It's like suicide squad only even worse

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Did Al "Dunkaccino" Pacino get his seven to seventeeno minutes of heaven with this cutie?

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Karl Pilkington is Nostradamus

I just realized that Karl Pilkington accurately predicted that there would be a Mission Impossible 7 and 8. He said that eight years ago. I’m truly astonished by his abilities today as I was when I first heard him ten years ago. Days gone by /tv/

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Sunday mornings on MeTV hours of jacking off

>saved by the bell

Kelly

>brady bunch

Marcia

Jan

Cindy

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I’m trying to figure out a way to give myself amnesia so I can constantly watch GoT every single time as if it’s my first. So far I’ve come up

>Hit myself in the head with a really big bag of frozen cow shit to get a concussion

>Teleport to the future and swap bodies with a granny that has Alzheimer’s

>Smoke so much weed that I forget who I am

Haven’t really decided yet.

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Iruka taught me… not to judge people by their reputations but by their personalities.

Haku taught me… that there is no good or evil when you're protecting the ones you love.

Neji taught me… that if you leave your pride behind you can change your destiny.

Rock Lee taught me… that hard work beats talent.

Kakashi taught me… that teamwork and friendship stand above the rules.

Hinata taught me… that love is worth fighting for.

Sai taught me… that a life without feeling isn't worthwhile.

Sakura taught me… that weakness is a choice, not an excuse.

Gaara taught me… how painful loneliness can be and how love can change someone.

Nagato taught me… that revenge and hatred only lead to more revenge and hatred.

Asuma taught me… how important it is to take care of the next generation.

Shikamaru taught me… that sometimes you even have to do the things that bother you the most.

Might Gai taught me… that it doesn't matter what other people say about you.

Minato and kushina taught me… that parent's love beat all else.

Sarutobi taught me… that problems should be solved with kindness rather than with violence.

Sasuke taught me… that you should not only dream about things but actually achieve them.

Itachi taught me that… sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the greater good.

Tsunade taught me… to never abandon the living for the dead.

Jiraya taught me… that you must never give up your faith in humanity and your hope of peace.

Obito taught me… that it is never too late to revert to the right way.

Madara taught me… that peace is no peace without freedom.

And Naruto… well, we all know that Naruto taught us a lot. but the most important thing is: no matter what happens in your life…

NEVER GIVE UP !!! BELIEVE IT!

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ITT kino TV channels

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Normalniggers will eat this garbage up, of course

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>could there ever be a sexbot so convincing that an incel would want to fuck it

didn't really activate many of my almonds tbh, he could've just glued a tape recorder to a blow up doll and gotten the same results

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I know it's from microdick Bananaman and friends, but this is honestly the greatest takedown of Lolbertarians I have ever seen.

My favorite is the libertarian redneck who asks how Congress got its power and he didn't.

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Rate my list and make your own.

https://tiermaker.com/create/new-game-characters

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A better King Crimson ability.

The antagonist can time travel by switching bodies with his older or younger self.

Result:

1. "modern day" self can switch to the past and set up his crime organization very quickly and efficiently with all his future knowledge and skills.

2. younger self is sent to the future to carry out operations without revealing the antagonists identity, and without putting the modern days antagonist self in danger, because he knows his younger self will survive and win because the older antagonist is still alive, and the organization exists.

The antagonist can also switch bodies just a few minutes back, being able to dodge attacks, etc.

Yes, there's some circular time travel tropes, but those are more forgiving, and it's clearer what's going on.

So, how do the heroes defeat the villain? The younger self of the villain has to survive obviously. So the modern day version of the villain has to be destroyed. The modern day villain might hint that his future is in jeopardy because no far future versions of himself have come back, which worries him ad causes him to confront the heroes.

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This is chinese anime.

As in from China.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Fish_%26_Begonia

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>George Lucas did nothing wro-

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Toy Story 4 Is a Movie About Getting Older and Getting Out of the Way

http://archive.is/nqozA

Well, well. Looks like Toy Story 4 is about to put babyboomers in their place. Just like Woody, you need to move over and let the new generation take over with their new ideas, coming from a corporation that is coasting on old ideas and making films that are attracting the manbaby audience. I mean, let the new generation repurpose your past IPs into shittier ones because they don't have original ideas of their own.

Also, see how pointless Woody's life is after being given to Bonnie by Andy after a heartfelt parting in 3 is now being relegated to the floor of the closet, and having his sheriff badge removed and pinned on Jessie instead. He could have been passed on for generations to Andy's kids or being a valuable collectable, that could be sold for money to help Andy's family out in a crisis. Don't you want to see his purpose replaced by a living spork that Disney is charging $13 to your kids, when you can make it for much less money?

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I don't frequent this board because i have renounced niche forum posting since i left neethood but i would like to say that gahoole is based

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Next #MEtoo predictions

Mark Hamill and Chris Evans

Mark Hamill will lawyer up and fight #MEtoo like vic mignogna. But Chris Evans will admit to false rape accusations because is soy licking beta cuck.

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The Ark and the Aardvark

Is this Hollywood's next big hit?

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The Goat????

Who's the greatest actor of all time and why is It Leonardo Di Caprio?

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This is my fav movie of all time

This is my fav movie of all time

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ITT post best cuckime openings

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Zero Effort SHit Thread

Kinos about being too lazy to shitpost?

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What was the last true kino movie?

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OH NO NO NO

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Weebs and cuckime btfo

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>Hey I'm talking to you McFly, you Irish fuck!

How did they get away with this?

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So are we supposed to just ignore theres a random rajeet farmer in the middle of arkansas?

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Too capricious to change my beauty ideal

What did Refn mean by this?

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99% of popular movies and tv shows are trying to sell us a fantasy, a more "ideal" version of the world in which we live, something we are supposed to "aspire" to. They do this by casting very attractive actors to play "regular" people, having people live in apartments that would normally cost a fortune for their square footage (think of the size of Seinfeld's Manhattan apartment, in which he lives alone), having them dress in very expensive clothes, etc. Napoleon Dynamite did none of that, and instead gave us a window into the lives of very sad, but more importantly, extremely lonely, isolated people who struggle financially, socially, and emotionally. It feels more real because it doesn't feel like it's trying to sell us anything. In fact, it feels like it's doing the exact opposite of that: the "time machine," the tupperware, the breast enhancement surgery (i.e. everything that people are being sold in the movie) are all presented as unnecessary at best and overtly harmful at worst. While many aspects of the story are ridiculous, it still manages to feel grounded because it's not trying to make us feel bad or ashamed or as though we "need" something to make our lives better. It's telling us that what we need to be happy and fulfilled is already around us. We just have to engage with the people we love and care about, regardless how flawed they (or we) might be. And that's why it's such a good movie. When Napoleon is aspiring to reach the unattainable, that is when he suffers most. But when he is just himself (and selflessly, for the benefit of his best friend), in front of pretty much everyone he knows, as shown with the now iconic dance scene, that's when he is successful. When Kip takes a chance meeting a girl online despite what everyone else says, that's when he meets someone he can actually have a good relationship with. Meanwhile, Rico, who is obsessed with being "better" than he currently is, and that's the source of his misery. That's why it's kino IMO.

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Were Jackson's Hobbit movies worth a shit? Are they even close to LOTR?

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it's over

it's done

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I went to McDonald's and had McChicken for the first time. I took a bite of it and holy fucking shit. Its like every fucking whyte people food meme on the net. the burger literally tasted like fucking nothing and it was full of this nauseating, pretending to be mayo sauce that somehow also smelled of fish. how is this shit even on the menu wtf

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Danny Boyle Says He & Alex Garland Are Working On A ’28 Days Later’ Sequel That Is “Properly Good”

>Back in 2002, filmmaker Danny Boyle and screenwriter Alex Garland teamed up for a film that would seemingly play a large part in reviving the zombie horror genre, “28 Days Later.” The film is not only a critical success but also was a pretty big hit at the box office, earning enough to quickly pump out a sequel, “28 Weeks Later.” However, that sequel didn’t share any of the cast and crew of the original and wasn’t received as well as the first film.

>Now, almost 20 years later, Boyle told The Independent that he and Garland are interested in going back to the franchise with a new sequel.

>“Alex Garland and I have a wonderful idea for the third part,” Boyle said. “It’s properly good.”

>He added, “The original film led to a bit of a resurgence in the zombie drama and it doesn’t reference any of that. It doesn’t feel stale at all. He’s concentrating on directing his own work at the moment, so it’s stood in abeyance really, but it’s a you-never-know.”

>The original “28 Days Later” follows the story of a young guy that wakes up from a coma to find that the world has been overrun by zombie-like people, thanks to a virus that has spread worldwide. He teams up with some survivors and has to navigate the new status quo. The sequel took place weeks later and focused on other characters and the NATO response to the “Rage Virus.”

>As Boyle mentioned, Garland has gone from being the screenwriter of films like “28 Days Later,” “Sunshine” (another Boyle collab), and “Never Let Me Go” to also stepping behind the camera and helming his most recent projects, “Ex Machina” and “Annihilation.” Needless to say, with the success of the last two films, Garland is in high demand.

>Boyle has also gone on to achieve some incredible things in the last 17 years. In addition to the Oscar-winning film “Slumdog Millionaire,” he’s directed projects like “127 Hours,” “Steve Jobs,” and most recently, “Yesterday.” Oh, and he came pretty close to helming a James Bond film, too.

>With Boyle and Garland being at the top of their game, it’ll likely be some time before the duo can commit to a new “28 Days Later” sequel, but we’re sure there are plenty of fans that will be anxiously awaiting.

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Kino...shita

haistf?

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Someone remind me when we can start subjugating women again?

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I want to kiss Roger rabbit….

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>Army Rangers and SAS are just infantry that jumps off planes

>Marines are special forces because they are just like French foreign legion

>AR-15s are cheaper than AKs

>Making fun of India a Jew, capitalist, communist, Christian, and Muslim conspiracy all at once

Is cuckchan /k/ this dumb or the board got flooded with butthurt poos? P.S India buying SIG716 as backup weapons because the government don’t trust Indians making AKs clones after they fucked up with the INSAS aka the Indian made Gali clones.

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2019/02/05/breaking-news-india-buys-72000-sig-sauer-716-g2/

https://www.livefistdefence.com/2019/02/first-in-decades-biggest-new-assault-rifle-deal-for-indian-army-finally-in-sight.html

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>they're actively trying to feed into the clown-world "everything is dull as shit but it didnt used to be" meme

Why?

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So How the fuck do you make a giallo that literally is a 70's film

I want to make shit that is literally from an era in overall quality to the perciseity, along with making bizarre ass ideas for films in general, Also any of you got ideas on how to do the Giallo genera of film? Pic related is some posters from the genera

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what the fuck did you just say about anime? nigger

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Monday movie night!!

Come watch Slumber party massacre with anons.

https://cytu.be/r/animeisdegenerate

Starting in 5 minutes!!

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woah, dup wants to deport THIS!?!?

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Why do girls pretend to like surf?

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Chernobyl (2019)

>Chernobyl is a five-part historical drama television miniseries created and written by Craig Mazin, and directed by Johan Renck. A co-production between HBO and Sky UK, it depicts the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of April 1986 and the unprecedented cleanup efforts that followed. It features an ensemble cast consisting of primarily European performers, led by Jared Harris, Stellan Skarsgård, Emily Watson, and Paul Ritter. The series premiered in the United States on May 6, 2019, and in the United Kingdom on May 7, 2019.

Now that the series is over and all five episodes have aired, what did /tv/ think of this historical drama? Was it kino? Was it woke?

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sneed

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Weinsteinkino thread

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MrE is a good guy

Nobody give a fuck about Mk Ultra victim. Because they are celebrity.

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What movies do these people watch?

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Kinos like this?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

The fuck is a Smit?

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BUF DTFO

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ITT: It's October

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OH NO NO NO

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Babylon5

Glory thread 4 Babylon 5

Im a super fan and everything about the series. I can chat babylon 5 all day.

Im at the part where londo gonna make his move against the emperor.

Good shit.

Questions or comments?

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Are normalfags getting dumber? Has watching capeshit for a decade completely turned their already small brains into mush? I mean how else can you explain Aladdin remake - a straight to video looking film with some of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life - actually making money. Has Yidsney really enforced a near Pavlovian reflex in them to devour anything they shit out at this point?

Sad.

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Capeshit that isn't Shit

Is it possible? In a genre as over-saturated and as obnoxious as this one is, could there really be gems beneath the mounds of bullshit? Untarnished by the self-aware post-modern cynicism of your friendly neighborhood bugman? There's only way to find out,

So strap in, True Believers!

And get ready for a journey through the history of cinematic capeshit!

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Is this kino?

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I'm gonna be a father soon

How do I protect my children from (((Pop Culture))) degeneracy? It's bound to be even more degenerate, like actual sex on tv in sex scenes, pedorights, and tranny everything in the future.

Should I just raise them on good 1900's tv?

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Paradise Hills (2019)

>A mysterious boarding school perfectly reforms wayward girls to fit their surroundings' exact desires.

>Starring Emma Roberts

Will it be kino?

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The absolute state

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SHE WILL NEVER COME BACK IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY!

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>when you really hate your faggot audience and the faggot games they play.

Fuck.You.All.The.Uwe.Boll.Story.2018.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP2.0.x264-QOQ

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Venom

They making a sequel or what?

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Incels have ruined social media, they are as bad as radical roasties!

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THE JOKER BABY!

US Air Force Terrified of Imminent Incel Rebellion! Begins Searching For Incels!

https://taskandpurpose.com/air-force-joint-base-andrews-incels-threat-brief

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The Kitchen

>The gritty, female-driven mob drama “The Kitchen,” from New Line Cinema and BRON Creative, was written and directed by Andrea Berloff, who was nominated for an Oscar for the original screenplay for “Straight Outta Compton.”

>“The Kitchen” stars Oscar nominee Melissa McCarthy (“Can You Ever Forgive Me?” “Bridesmaids”), Tiffany Haddish (“Girls Trip”), and Elisabeth Moss (“The Handmaid’s Tale”) as three 1978 Hell’s Kitchen housewives whose mobster husbands are sent to prison by the FBI. Left with little but a sharp ax to grind, the ladies take the Irish mafia’s matters into their own hands—proving unexpectedly adept at everything from running the rackets to taking out the competition…literally.

Yassss slayyy queens! It's her turn to be a mobster!

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Schindler's List is one of the most traumatic movies I've ever seen.

It's a really exceptional movie. I saw this movie a few days ago and I'm still reeling from it.

Steven Spielberg made this movie with only 22 million dollars. That's mind blowing. The sets or locations they used. The amount of extras in the film. The entire movie was made for 22 million dollars.

I only knew tidbits about the movie before jumping in. I knew it was about a dude protecting people from the Holocaust. I thought it was a Diary of Anne Frank type of hiding situation where the movie is mainly away from the horrors of the war. Nothing could have prepared me for this.

I am fairly removed from the subject of Holocaust and World War 2 cause I'm Indian. I only learned about it when I was 15 or something. So for this movie to affect me like it did is amazing.

I generally don't cry because of movies but this one in the end where Schindler goes on his final monologue of how he could have saved more live had me bawling. This is highly unusual I have cried to only four other movies two of which was Logan and Endgame which are really personal movies to me ( my entire childhood)

This movie is a masterpiece. That's all.

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Anime is so cool.

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Now that the dust has settled, how shit was it?

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Hey /tv/ I made a site where you can bet on rotten tomatoes audience scores. It's built on the Ethereum blockchain. We currently have active bets for spiderman far from home and the "live action" lion king movie.

Let me know what you think or how much of a faggot you think I am.

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Sale breaking capeshit of the week still can't beat Avatar

kek

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What the hell was his problem?

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You are a poser

You have a Jewflix account and watch jewish movies and TV and then claim to hate Hollywood. Even back in the day when I browsed 4chan (when you were still a little kid) I boycotted movies and TV. Grow up and stop watching jewish media.

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Why the fuck are women always so re

>cable for my phone charger broke

>go out to buy a new one

>didn't take my phone because i knew what kind of cable i needed

>get to the store, clerk is some stuckup cunt woman with heavy makeup all over

>her face and neatly done long nails >tell her i need an universal charger cable

>"aaawhat type of pFOne do you have??"

>"huawei"

>"well why u need that type then, huawei needs a TypeC cable to workXD"

>she whips out her own huawei phone and shows me the usb socket

>"see, take a good look it is TypeC, do u remember it looking like that?"

>"uhh yeah sure i guess give me a TypeC cable then?'

>"uh do u have ur phone with you?"

>"no"

>"then why are u here go back home, take ur phone and come back here, u gonna buy shit cable then and then blame it on me, come on now go go"

>"oh, okay"

R: 23 / I: 11 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

The Lighthouse (2019)

From the Director of the VVitch. Anyone know when it's supposed to come out?

R: 19 / I: 2 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Easy A Spin-Off in the Works

>In 2010, Easy A became a big hit, channelling The Scarlet Letter into a funny high school-set comedy that cemented Emma Stone as a star. Now Screen Gems wants original screenwriter Bert Royal to come up with a spin-off.

>This planned new movie, which is still at the scripting stage, won't feature Stone's Olive Penderghast, but will be set at the same fictional Ojai North High School and explore some similar themes among new students and teachers.

>Royal, who once said he wrote the script for the original film (bar the very end) in five days, will also be directing this time, taking over from Will Gluck, who saw the first film hit $75 million worldwide (from an $8 million budget).

>There's no word on when the movie might arrive, but depending on its schedule, it could be on screens next year.

Imagine making a spin-off of a decade old movie without the leading actress. Flop incoming.

R: 123 / I: 50 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

What's your favorite Silent Film?

R: 78 / I: 22 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Evangelion is launching on Netflix tomorrow.

R: 27 / I: 8 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

JEW ME SUE ME

R: 30 / I: 11 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Ashley Boettcher

Why was my last Ashley thread deleted vols? She has a show coming out soon and theres nowhere else to discuss it.

R: 22 / I: 6 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

campfire thread

editanon here. The last time I visited we made the Requiem for a Dream cut where it only showed the Goldfarb storyline as a horror movie but I lost it since its been about three years, anyone remember those threads? Lets get some edits going! Share anything, we can work together like a literal faggot made of bundled sticks!

R: 90 / I: 32 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw Best Emma

R: 30 / I: 4 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

HWNDU the movie

R: 15 / I: 5 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

On Becoming a God in Central Florida

>A dark comedy with Kirsten Dunst as Krystal Stubbs, a minimum-wage-earning water park employee who will eventually scheme her way up the ranks of Founders American Merchandise: the cultish, flag waving, multi-billion dollar pyramid scheme that drove her family to ruin.

Looks pretty good. It's got Kirsten Dunst and Alexander Skarsgard in it and some interesting visuals going on. Lanthimos was attached to the project at some point so I guess we'll see if any of his influence made it into the show.

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

When i post this on 4chan's \tv\ either in a thread or op image, i get baned and get the thread is pruned. Why do you think that is?

R: 76 / I: 46 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

What's your favorite anime?

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Anyone saw this?

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Is this slag kino?

R: 11 / I: 6 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

I like kino, and I like /tv/

But I don't like hapas…no siree!

There's two known things that'll make me puke

And that's Brie Larson's feet, and a half-white gook!

You know it…cause I show it

Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!

And that hapa named Zachary

Would sure like to get a-hold of hapa-hatin' me!

Roses are red, and violet's are blue

And Watson can't act, you know that's true

But Zach defends her like an inbred hick!

And spends all his money on her shitty flicks!

And he's broke…no joke

She spends all his money on coke!

And that hapa named Zachary

Would sure like to get a-hold of hapa-hatin' me.

Zachary, Zachary…where are you?

I's here behind a proxy…watchin' you

Zachary, Zachary…come out!

No! Cause I'm scared of the janny with the big pig snout

You know it!…cause I show it.

Stick your zipper head out and I'll blow it!

And the hapa named Zachary

Can't stay away from little old hapa-hatin' me!

Mirror, mirror…on the wall

Who is the biggest cuck of all?

A man named Zach, and there ain't no doubt

That he's jerking off to Watson while she blacks out.

Brewin'…he's a doin'

In his anger he's still stewin'

And the hapa named Zachary

Can't win if /tv/ sticks with hapa-hatin' me!

Hey! Mr. moderator! What do you say?

When's a new spammer gonna have his day?

The hapa's had his's such a long, long time

I'm white, and it's time that I had mine!

You know it…cause I show it!

Stick your zipper head out and I'll blow it!

And the hapa named Zachary

Can't win if /tv/ sticks with hapa-hatin' me

R: 26 / I: 7 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Remember that awful Gotham series you never watched? Here's its hilarious Batman reveal.

R: 25 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

is she the true queen of /tv/?

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Why is he so jewish?

R: 28 / I: 3 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…

R: 35 / I: 19 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Das Blaue Licht (1932)

>When the moon is full, young men die attempting to reach the mysterious blue light in the mountains.

Directed by Leni Riefenstahl

R: 33 / I: 3 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

>New "original" Pixshit film

>Named "Soul"

>"Pixar Animation Studios takes you on a journey from the streets of New York City to the cosmic realms to discover the answers to life’s most important questions"

>Gonna be like Inside Out but with Souls

>also New York, soul, get it

>Gonna be about niggers

based based based

R: 42 / I: 12 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

LMAO what a ridiculous premise

R: 32 / I: 14 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Pride flag is flying over Cincinnati for the first time

Kino about people realizing they were wrong about supporting fag rights

R: 11 / I: 5 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

What are some 1960's era kinos?

R: 9 / I: 2 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

PTA's ANIMA

>In a short musical film directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, Thom Yorke of Radiohead scores and stars in a mind-bending visual piece. Best played loud.

Netflix is really gunning for the art film audience after Roma aren't they?

R: 29 / I: 8 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Just watched pic related last night and holy fuck was it stupid. Every single potential area where it could've expanded the plot it just fucking threw out the window.

>look these carriers can resist the disease, we need to study them

<killed by zombie then firebombed

>kids are mad at their dad for lying to them about their mom, leaves open potential for big conflict between wife being mad at him for leaving her

<gets infected from a kiss then brutally murders her

>we need to get everyone we can out of the city alive

<lol fucking shoot/firebomb/gas/flammenwerf the shit out of them (literally "this is the brice of freedum" spurdo)

<military just burns one of their own even though it's obvious he's not infected

<helicopter trying and failing miserably to blow up a sedan

>we need to protect this boy he may have the carrier gene

<movie ends with boy surviving and infecting Paris

The first one was worlds superior to this pile of shit, you had actual characters you could relate to with a storyline that progressed naturally. Everything here felt forced at gunpoint to progress and only did so because of a handful of retards. Where did it go so wrong?

R: 18 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

https://archive.is/2DTiz

>Some guy edits Niggerman and Captain Resting Bitch Face out of the latest Avengers shitflick

>This sends Screencancer into such trigger induced stupor they actually make an article about it blaming the raycists

Absolutely baste and redditpilled

R: 19 / I: 11 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

I haven't watched a television show in 2 months now and it doesn't look like there's anything new coming up. I used to pirate at least an episode of television every week between 2006 and 2019. What happened? Is television finally dead?

R: 25 / I: 18 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

>"Here is a first look at CGI Swiper (voice of Benicio Del Toro) in Dora and the Lost City Of Gold"

https://twitter.com/Warmustbeend123/status/1142213120414441475?s=19

R: 90 / I: 20 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

OY voy Godzilla king of monster a flop goy!

== Only watch Disney and marvel

Movies! ==

R: 67 / I: 49 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

BRIE LARSON GENERAL

Second edition, here we talk about her, she's perfect and beautiful

R: 20 / I: 4 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Holy shit guys, this is literally me. All pressure is put on me to save the white race while whores and degenerates around me just make my life shit.

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

How long until BLACKED, BROWNED, RICED, BEANED, CURRIED AND HUMMUS'ED ?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Sneed

R: 39 / I: 7 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Feminism isn't something new

In The Lion King, Nala ALWAYS defeats Simba and is shown as the sensible, responsible one. Even as kids we realized that she was receiving a special treatment because vagina.

The remake will go even further, but the original movie was already promoting female power.

Hear her roar!

R: 23 / I: 16 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

/co/ hate thread

Geek comic geek? More like soy comic freak!

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

>watching mindhunter, a show about fucking serial killers

>very first episode is filled to the brim with 'subtle' tranny propaganda

Why did I even have any hope? Every writer at Netflix (or in general) should be shot.

R: 114 / I: 25 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw you live in a society

R: 206 / I: 58 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

The Acting Career of Emma Watson

>be the spoiled daughter of two wealthy lawyers

>get cast in some weird wizard shit at 9 years old

>spend your entire childhood being the fap fuel for a bunch of bullied bozos

>finally finish with all the magic mumbo jumbo but not before losing your youthful good looks

>find no one wants to hire you for anything other than YA novel adaptations based on name alone

>suck up to Sofia Coppola and beg her to cast you in her next movie

>get a secondary role playing sidekick to a hapa

>afterwards get some lame cameo in a DUDE WEED LMAO movie

>get super lucky and land a role in a Darren Aronofsky film

>it flops

>do a couple indie movies

>they both flop

>sell your soul to the Mouse and get the job portraying a cartoon character

Has there ever been a sadder life than that of Emma the Expired?

R: 100 / I: 30 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Saturday TV lounge

What you watching

What do you plan to watch later

Anything cool on?

R: 52 / I: 19 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

there has not been one good movie in 2019

R: 19 / I: 3 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

When was the last time you enjoyed a relationship subplot? Why does it so often feel like a tacked-on afterthought?

I understand why it's in movies about giant monsters fighting eachother, for example. But it's always so shallow and detracts from the experience.

R: 75 / I: 13 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Domino - Directed by Brian De Palma

>A Copenhagen police officer seeks justice for his partner's murder by a mysterious man.

Why isn't this movie from the director of Scarface, Phantom of the Paradise, and so many other classics being more heavily advertised?

Brian De Palma is up there with George Lucas and Martin Scorsese. It's insane that this movie is being slipped into theaters later this month with no real marketing campaign. The plot is apparently about an African terrorist working for the CIA and being tracked down by a Danish comic. Starring a bunch of actors from Game of Thrones.

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Atheist kinos?

R: 132 / I: 34 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

MAX LANDIS GETS #METOO'ED

>He choked me until I passed out and did humiliating, degrading things to me that I still can’t manage to write out on paper.”

>“He continued to violate my boundaries into even after our relationship, and if any of this still feels like a blurred lines scenario let me assure you that he did hold me down and rape me while I said ‘no’ over and over.

https://archive.fo/kyb6d

His dad might have gotten away with murder, but looks like Max is getting cancelled and that's tea sis. I wonder if kike leddit media is regretting having him on.

R: 48 / I: 17 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

>Based Trevor Norah calls out trump for not starting a war with Iran

DUMPF BTFO

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Why do modern movies feature some non-white subhuman as the male love interest when white men are by far the most charismatic and charming seduction artists on the planet?

R: 28 / I: 4 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

WARNING FOR ELSAPOSTERS

FROZEN 2 IS COAL BURNING PROPAGANDA!

THIS GUY IS PLAYING ELSA'S LOVE INTEREST!

DELETE YOUR ELSA FOLDERS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! NEVER TRUST THE MOUSE!

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Curb your enthusiasm

I don't care how much you hate da juice or love jeebus, this is a darn funny plotline and anybody who says otherwise is a butthurt cretin.

R: 32 / I: 3 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

John Cusack retweets anti-Semitic meme with neo-Nazi quote

>American actor John Cusack on Tuesday retweeted an anti-Semitic meme captioned with a neo-Nazi quote, then apologized and deleted his retweet following backlash from his social media followers

>The meme retweeted by Cusack depicted a giant hand emblazoned with a blue Star of David crushing a group of people beneath it, accompanied by the quote: “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”

>Cusack initially defended the post, saying that Israel was “committing atrocities against Palestinians” and told outraged followers that he simply retweeted the image, and did not create it.

<Several hours later, Cusack deleted the post, and blamed his retweet on a bot

OH NO NO NO!

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/follow-the-money-john-cusack-apologizes-for-tweeting-anti-semitic-meme

R: 11 / I: 4 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

No chickens

Its Sven Saturday

Smoke em if ya got em

R: 227 / I: 53 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Apologize

Right now.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

>Fuck you, asshole

R: 23 / I: 2 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

>he thinks he has great taste in scifi movies

>he has never watched the adventures of hercules before

R: 52 / I: 10 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

POLTV AND DUMPF BTFO

R: 8 / I: 4 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Le French Kino

The.Wolfs.Call.2019.FRENCH.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG

7/10

Not too bad. Sountrack and dramatic pacing is fantastic. Some parts are unintentionally funny. That stupid chopper blowing up scene in the beginning was kinda dumb and ruined the overall score

Cgi was ok - they skimped on quite a bit. You won't see chunky explosions like in Hollywood movies. Things just kinda…vaporize.

The drama was what carried most of the show.

R: 38 / I: 22 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

D.E.B.S. (2004)

What was it about the early 2000s which created films like this? There's a specific aesthetic here that I don't know how to describe.

R: 16 / I: 0 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

LEAKED RLM EMAIL - FROM: MIKE STOKLASA TO: JAY BAUMANN

LEAKED RLM EMAIL - FROM: MIKE STOKLASA TO: JAY BAUMANN

>Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you. You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have. Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. In short, you are an enormous failure.

>Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end. The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

>Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class. Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

R: 75 / I: 22 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Nicolas Winding Refn on His New Show

>"The whole idea was to create a show where women were the hope and where all the men were demolished."

What did he mean by this?

R: 18 / I: 3 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)

>Velvet Buzzsaw is a thriller set in the contemporary art world scene of Los Angeles where big money artists and mega-collectors pay a high price when art collides with commerce. Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Toni Collette, Zawe Ashton, Tom Sturridge, Natalia Dyer, Daveed Diggs, Billy Magnussen, and John Malkovich star in the new mind-bending film written and directed by Dan Gilroy.

Dan Gilroy also directed Nightcrawler and Roman J. Israel. He also fucked Angelina Jolie.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Reminder that Peppa the Pig single-handedly defeated the Chinese government.

https://archive.fo/dp4kl

R: 54 / I: 9 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

When will we get horror kino based on the Ape Canyon Incident of 1924?

>Ape Canyon was reportedly the site of a violent encounter in 1924 between a group of miners and a group of apemen.[1] These allegations were reported in the July 16, 1924 issue of The Oregonian.[2] Fred Beck, one of the miners, claimed they shot and possibly killed at least one of the creatures, precipitating an attack on their cabin, during which the creatures bombarded the cabin with rocks and tried to break in. Beck detailed his claims in a 22-page booklet[3] written in 1967, in which he identified the creatures as mystical beings from another dimension, explaining that he had experienced psychic premonitions and visions his entire life of which the apemen were only one component.[4][5] Roger Patterson interviewed Beck in 1966 and printed its gist in his book, Do Abominable Snowmen of America Really Exist? along with drawings, a photo of the miners, a map, a reprint of a contemporary newspaper story on the incident, plus reprints of three newspaper stories about subsequent spooky and Bigfoot-related activity in Ape Canyon.[6] Chris Murphy's account of the incident includes four photos and an illustration.[7]

movie when

R: 358 / I: 89 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Terminator 6

They somehow made the impossible and turned Terminator into pure distilled soy

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

No joke... Gay french guy become a fish

https://twitter.com/VICELANDFR/status/1140680507283234829

R: 59 / I: 10 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

The Self-Hating Jew

>Frederic Raphael, who co-authored the Eyes Wide Shut script with Kubrick, says that the director once remarked that "Hitler was right about almost everything", and insisted that any trace of Jewishness be expunged from the Eyes Wide Shut script.

>Kubrick's supposed relationship to his own ethnicity deeply troubled Raphael, a fellow Jew. Raphael was further puzzled over Kubrick's cryptic praise for Hitler, unable to decide if Kubrick was jesting.

>Raphael was equally puzzled by Kubrick's trashing of Schindler's List. After Raphael mentioned Schindler’s List, Kubrick replied: “Think that's about the Holocaust? That was about success, wasn't it? The Holocaust is about six million people who get killed. 'Schindler's List’ is about 600 who don't."[4] Kubrick's friend Steven Spielberg, the director of the film, disbelievingly responded that he "didn't recognize the voice of Stanley" in Raphael's interviews.

>Herr wrote that Kubrick was sent VHS tapes from American friends of NFL Football, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, and other television shows that he could not get in the United Kingdom. Kubrick told Siskel that he was not anti-American and thought that America was a good country, though he did not think that Ronald Reagan was a good president. In the interview, he also predicted an economic meltdown worldwide by pointing out to Siskel that most of the major banks in the United States held dubious foreign bonds as collateral and huge third world loans treated as assets.

>As far as Kubrick's views on welfare and taxation, according to Ian Watson, Kubrick said of the pre-1997 Labour Party that "If the Labourites ever get in, I’ll leave the country." Watson claims that Kubrick feared being ruined by tax-the-rich policies and was opposed to welfare in general.

Holy shit, Kubrick really was /ourguy/.

In all seriousness, Kubrick's self-hatred for his religion as well as socialist policies makes sense but its shocking for him to even go as far calling out the Holocaust, what was his game? Or really, what was the reason for his honesty? I'm not sure if it's a legitment grip he has with Jews and his Jewish upbringing or if it's just goy-baiting but there is something weird in seeing Kubrick making these kind of remarks. Especially since he even planned his own Holocaust film but canceled it after he discovered Spielberg was going to make his own. Maybe he was going to reveal that it was all a hoax or wasn't as bad as it was going to be? Who knows.

R: 7 / I: 3 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Netflix originals

What does ((Netflix)) quality looks like?

R: 40 / I: 12 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Excalibur (1981)

>Merlin the magician helps Arthur Pendragon unite the Britons around the Round Table of Camelot, even as dark forces conspire to tear it apart.

Directed by John Boorman (Deliverance, Zardoz) and adapted from the book by Thomas Mallory, this is the best movie about Excalibur, Merlin, and Arthurian Lore ever made. And aside from perhaps Lord of the Rings, it's the best sword and sorcery movie ever made as well. This is a must watch film for fantasy fans and anyone who enjoys European culture.

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Do normal cattle actually enjoy shit like Nu Wars and the Avengers or do they just pretend to like it because it's (((popular)))?

R: 6 / I: 2 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

>I hated Godzilla: King of the Monsters

R: 22 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Michael Bay

He's cool.

R: 10 / I: 7 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

2019 Summer Infinity Cup

GREETINGS /tv/

The Infinity Cup is returning once again, and 8chan's boards will be fighting it out on the pitch to claim divegrass supremacy. As a board that has participated in the Cup at one point or another in its history, you are invited to the reveal stream for 2019 Summer edition of the Cup. On Saturday June 22nd, at 3 PM EDT/7 PM UTC, on cytu.be/r/8cup I'll be giving you guys an early look at the Cup's 5th edition, which will include revamped aesthetics, team stadiums and other quality of life improvements I've figured out how to do in PES 17. Hopefully this will get anons back on board with the Cup, considering it has struggled mightily since its 2nd incarnation.

So how is it going to go down? I'll be staging a couple of exhibition matches between teams using their rosters from the last Cup, and we'll shitpost our merry way through the stream. Once the stream ends, entries will be open for the Cup, and boards can start putting together/editing their rosters and kits. Entries will close in early July, the field will be determined, and the Group Draw will take place approximately a week before the Cup kicks off in August. I'm also hoping to possibly introduce managers for the Cup, although I'm still working out the details to keep this from devolving into a namefag dick measuring contest. I hope you all will tune in, and in case you aren't caught up on your board's history, I've provided some links below to get you caught up:

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//tv/

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//tv//Roster

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//tv//Stats

>>>/8cup/3041

R: 43 / I: 16 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Scenes from your Life

Depicted through cinema.

R: 98 / I: 17 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Primal - New Animated Kino from Genndy Tartakovsky

Tartakovsky made Samurai Jack, the good Clone Wars cartoon, and quite a few other great animated shows.

R: 14 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Comfy amateur documentary about Hitler's Berghof and the surrounding areas, then and now.

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

That Movie About the Killer Dress

>in the vein of Dario Argento and David Lynch

Why are all modern film makers such hacks? All they can do is rip off other people's styles.

R: 27 / I: 6 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Adaptations that killed franchises

>"Let's just make it darker and scrap all the interesting stuff"

>"also the only character interaction can be conflict"

>"It's gonna be just like Galactica! Who cares if it's more expensive to make!"

R: 123 / I: 31 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Brah look at this dude.

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

hi i'm just shilling "porn is bad" OC, hope you like it

no hard feelings i spam mkay? thanks

R: 9 / I: 8 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

The moment americans introduced japan to a dairy rich diet and released the limiters on the holstein genes white womens days were numbered, but now they are finished.

Can the vaginal jew ever recover?

R: 25 / I: 4 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

He's gonna rape the Pats again this year. I can feel it.

R: 78 / I: 14 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Why are there so few movies set in the Byzantine Empire? It was one of the most important and interesting civilizations in history. Why are (((they))) so intent on memory-holing the them?

R: 34 / I: 7 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

New Chucky resembles Donald Trump

http://archive.is/8Vwyw

>Mark Hamill, who was attracted to the sci-fi, artificial intelligence-based twist on the original movie, couldn’t deny the resemblance to President 45. “That’s pretty accurate,” he told Variety. “Now he’s even creepier than he was before.” (“Some people say that,” director Lars Klevberg also admitted of the scary similarities.)

How will Trump ever recover?

R: 42 / I: 10 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Jennifer's Body (2009)

>A newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

So why didn't she show her tits?

R: 73 / I: 20 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

What's /tv/'s favorite Batman film?

https://www.strawpoll.me/18178020/

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

HAPPENING

SPOOKY BLACK IS NOW A TRANNY TOO

Depression killed him.

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

MrE " Ive seen tranny in real life "

What the fuck?!

https://youtu.be/-UeBKEABTuo?t=190

R: 25 / I: 11 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

FLOPSON

SHE'S GOT NO ASS

SHE'S AS FLAT AS A BOARD

NOBODY LIKES THIS ATTENTION WHORE

R: 26 / I: 4 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

"JOKER" FULL SPOILERS

>Gotham City, 1981

>Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) is an introverted, mentally unstable aspiring standup comedian who moves back in with his ailing domineering mother Penny Fleck (Frances Conroy) to care for her.

>Arthur has a condition that causes him to laugh uncontrollably in moments of stress.

>Arthur has weekly sessions with a social worker who encourages him to keep a journal. However, Arthur fills it only with tasteless jokes, psychotic ramblings and pornographic magazine cutouts.

>Arthur befriends his neighbor Sophie Dumont (Zazie Beetz), a single mother who works as a bank teller and supports Resist, a movement against Gotham’s oppressive elite. Arthur misconstructs her kindness for affection and believes them to be dating.

>Penny was once a housekeeper for Thomas Wayne (Brett Cullen), who is now running for Mayor. She asks Arthur to deliver him a letter, but Arthur continuously fails to contact Thomas.

>Arthur later learns that Thomas has cut the funding for the city’s mental health programs, through which Arthur meets the social worker and gets his medication. Without it, Arthur further spirals into insanity.

>Arthur works as a clown, where he is constantly harassed and humiliated by both passersby and his own co-workers.

>After a local gang assaults Arthur, one of his co-workers gives him a gun for protection.

>While performing at a kids party, the gun falls out of his bag and scares the children. The parents call Arthur’s boss to complain and he is fired.

>Arthur learns another co-worker, Randall (Glenn Fleshler) put the gun in his bag to get him fired.

>On the subway ride back home, Arthur stumbles upon three drunken stockbrokers harassing a woman and has a laughing fit, inadvertently allowing the woman to escape.

>The stockbrokers think Arthur is laughing at them, beat him up, Arthur snaps and shoots them dead, then flees home.

>Arthur invites Sophie to watch him perform, but he bombs and has a laughing fit on stage.

>While having coffee afterwards, Sophie comforts him, and Arthur confesses that he once tried to carve a smile into his face as a child. Sophie starts to realize Arthur is unbalanced.

>Meanwhile, the Resist movement grows more radical, and adopts the clown as a symbol after reports indicate a man dressed as a clown murdered the three stockbrokers.

>Arthur reads the letter Penny wanted to deliver to Thomas, which claims Arthur is Thomas’ and Penny’s son born of a love affair many years prior.

>Arthur goes to Wayne Manor and tries to bond with Thomas’ young son, Bruce Wayne (Dante Pereira-Olsen), before the family’s butler, Alfred Pennyworth (Douglas Hodge) pulls Bruce away.

>While Arthur is away, Penny has a maniac episode and is institutionalized at Arkham Asylum and required to stay there for week.

>A tape of Arthur’s standup is sent to a popular talk show hosted by Murray Franklin (Robert De Niro), who viciously mocks Arthur and nicknames him “Joker”.

>Arthur is identified as a suspect in the stockbrokers’ murders and questioned by two detective, Garrity (Bill Camp) and Burke (Shea Whigham), but dodges their questions.

>Arthur manages to sneak into Wayne Manor during a fundraiser and approaches Thomas in the bathroom claiming to be his son.

>Thomas balks at the mention of Penny’s name and tells Arthur that he is still horrified by what she did. He also reveals that Arthur is adopted and thus not his son.

>Arthur has a laughing fit. Thomas thinks Arthur is mocking him and has him thrown away.

>Arthur goes to Arkham and manages to steal Penny’s medical files from an orderly to discover the truth.

>Arthur learns that Penny and her boyfriend adopted Arthur when he was three years old and subjected him to extensive physical, mental, psychological and sexual abuse that left him permanently brain-damaged, hence his laughing fits.

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Hank Hill makes any shitty show better just by being in it.

R: 10 / I: 3 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

GAHOOLE AND VOL WASN'T BEHIND MY BAN

>>>/tv/2062644

FRENCH spicscord GLOBALlY REPORTING ME EVERYWHERE BECAUSE I POST PICTURE AND MUSIC OF PRISCILLA.

A FRENCH SINGER OF MY CHILDHOOD

FRENCH RETARDS WANT ME IN JAIL JUST FOR THAT!

THIS IS FRANCE EVERYBODY!

My apologize to Gahoole and vols.

Can Gahoole make a video about that?

For the moment It's just me, but soon It's goona be everybody.

Remember that one guy did the same thing to Gahoole on youtube.

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

jews celebrate US Military involvement in Iran.

jew Chuck Schumer and jewess Nancy Pelosi (both D) celebrating following Situation Room meeting on Iran with the President and McConnell at the White House. This is before it was called off proving once again that jews have no loyalty to the countries that they reside in and that both political parties are no different.

video link: https://www.bitchute.com/video/8yOMNIRAXZgX/

R: 11 / I: 5 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>and you are beautiful…

what the fuck did the joker mean by this? bitch looks like gahoole.

R: 25 / I: 12 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

What movie was this?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

i dont get it

R: 53 / I: 9 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Describe her motivations

R: 16 / I: 3 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

You ever sit down with friends or a gf watching goykino and some blacked shit comes on? How do you react?

R: 98 / I: 23 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>Trump 2020 Looks A Lot Like Trump 2016

What did he mean by this?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>he watches tv and movies in 2019

R: 26 / I: 4 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Pupinia Stewart is the queen of absurd comedy

Sam Hyde can't even compare to this level of acting, she had a lot of people fooled for a long time.

R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>Zach is having a fit and shitting up the board with threads

What are you going to do about it, Gahoole?

R: 48 / I: 12 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Redlettermedia sucks donkey cocks and Phantom Menace is a fun movie.

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

French opening is hot

DRAGON BALL Z

R: 26 / I: 6 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

You. Just. Know.

R: 36 / I: 9 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Highlander: End Game

I'm 60% in and it's bretty gud so far

R: 14 / I: 2 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Hapa kino

Ok, now this is freaking epic!

R: 13 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Great Movie Cavalry Charges from British History

Thoughts?

R: 184 / I: 28 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Now that it's all over and the dust is beginning to settle, what does /tv/ think of the television series which will go on to define the 2010s? It spanned an entire decade and captured the imagination of the whole world, for better or for worse, this show will be remembered.

Personally I think the first season is the only one which was actually kino, while 2-4 were okay but even then they were beginning to show signs of what was to come. Considering that this was the first thing David Benioff and D.B. Weiss actually ran themselves, it's really not surprising they would make mistakes. They were the producers, the writers, and sometimes the directors, and before this they had never even made a short film. I always hated how characters would be recast, settings would be visually retconned, and the overall visuals never really remained consistent. But I can't say it's the worst show ever made.

I think in the end it will be remembered as a pulpy sword and sorcery story that tricked the majority of people into thinking it was something deeper up until right before ended.

R: 37 / I: 6 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Black Mirror

What did you think of Season 5? Favorite episode? How do you think it compared to the previous seasons?

R: 46 / I: 4 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>ctrl+f Toy Story 4

>No one's talking about it

Can we talk about how Woody leaves Buzz and the gang behind to pound Bo Peep's Aryan pussy for all eternity?

In all seriousness, that ending tugged at my heart strings purely because of nostalgia of watching these films as a kid but the third one is a better send off and this is very unnecessary. Did anyone really wanted Woody and Buzz to go on different paths?

R: 38 / I: 6 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Compulsion

I love this movie. Anyone else watch it?

R: 13 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Dark

Season 2 starts soon!

Anyone watch this show?

R: 27 / I: 3 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Brightburn.2019.1080p.KORSUB.HDRip.x264.AAC2.0-STUTTERSHIT

LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE CAPESHIT XDDDDDDD

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

If a vampire drinks the blood of a homosex, does he catch AIDs and die or is he immune because he is already dead?

R: 61 / I: 26 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>he doesn't like Bubblegum Crisis

R: 26 / I: 3 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

What is it with gingers and faggotry?

R: 22 / I: 8 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

OH NO NO NO

R: 13 / I: 4 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Does /tv/ like Phil Collins?

R: 24 / I: 7 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw there hasn't been a good movie since jurassic park

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Trinkets

>A grieving teen finds an unexpected connection with two classmates at her new high school after they all land in the same Shoplifters Anonymous group.

Will it be theftkino?

R: 6 / I: 2 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

The Restaurant That Makes Mistakes

>The UK's first ever restaurant staffed by people living with dementia opens for business. Can this ground-breaking venture help the staff rediscover the people they used to be?

This can't possibly go wrong…

R: 23 / I: 6 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Spider-Man: Far From Home (Post Credits)

Mysterio reveals Peter's identity to the world. JK Simmons cameo.

R: 15 / I: 1 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

You yell "Phil Collins sucks!!" at her and she gives you this look. What do?

R: 14 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Donald Trump accused of rape in first person story account

OH NO NO NO NO

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

what are some movies that involve cute little girls?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Where did it all go wrong?

This is kino.

R: 133 / I: 20 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

What is your honest opinion of Nolan's movies?

R: 80 / I: 12 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Women Who Buy the Feminism Meme End Up OLD and ALONE

How soon until Incels realize they are on the same boat as feminists? At least MGTOW starting to accept they are a homosexual cult.

R: 36 / I: 9 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Xians once again prove their stupidity. Why not just pray to the magic fairy in the sky to cancel the show? It would undoubtedly be equally efficacious. I can't wait until Texas flips blue and we never have to listen to these idiots again about anything.

FANTASTIC show, by the way.

R: 10 / I: 3 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Kinos about the future prime minister of the UK?

R: 27 / I: 5 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Magical negro aside, how would a movie like this be received if it was made today?

Specifically the parts where fags are portrayed as degenerate rapists?

R: 42 / I: 14 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

HE'D RATHER HAVE A BUFF BLACK BULL TAKE A VIRAL LOAD INSIDE OF HIS YEARNEST

HE'D RATHER EAT THE RANCID ASSHOLE OF A BIG FAT BULL AND DOWN IT WITH JIZZ

HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAYMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

HE'S THE ANGRY SOYTENDO NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY CUCKTARI SEGAY NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY CUCK NERD

R: 131 / I: 21 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Who took the photo?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Internet commenters are criticizing Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for an Instagram photo he posted of his daughter, Jasmine, swimming in the pool.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/people-criticizing-dwayne-rock-johnson-192500707.html

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Action movie kino

Post the best one liners

R: 23 / I: 5 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

you can't make this shit up

Shinji Ikari is now voiced by a tranny

going by the name Casey Mongillo

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Clone High

So why didint it get a season 2 /tv/?

R: 29 / I: 3 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

T H I S I S W H A T T H E Y T O O K F R O M U S

IS THIS HOW AN ETHNOSTATE WOULD LOOK?

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

hop in dude

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

I think I'm gonna come back here.

Is the new kojima show kino?

R: 39 / I: 10 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Why are the main female characters in TV shows always such annoying cunts?

R: 27 / I: 6 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Harry potter

That movie was trash…

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

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R: 41 / I: 27 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Characters who did nothing wrong

R: 123 / I: 24 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Watchmen (2009)

>In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it.

Why can't any other capeshit flicks come close to this film's level of quality. It looks good, it sounds good, and it makes you think. So why do /co/cksuckers hate Zack Snyder so much when he's given them the only super hero film worth watching?

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Movie night in ten minutes from OP

Come watch House with us.

https://cytu.be/r/animeisdegenerate

R: 100 / I: 38 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

TAYLOR SWIFT IS A MAN

MrE WARNED US AND WAS RIGHT

R: 18 / I: 4 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

See the little faggot with the earring and the make up

Yeah buddy that's his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot he's a millionaire.

What did mean by this?

R: 78 / I: 31 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

I'm still upset about what they did to her.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

this is the worst anime i have ever seen tbh

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Adaptations of Tolkien's Stories

There's been quite a few, but it seems like the only decent ones are Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Rankin Bass animated Hobbit film. Jackson's Hobbit movies were a tremendous failure and from what I remember the animated version of LOTR wasn't very good.

Are there any movies, series, or short films based on Tolkien's stuff that most people don't know about? And just how bad will the Amazon series be?

R: 14 / I: 4 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

>When you make a far more gruesome and gory scene than the rest of Jewllywood without showing any of the violence

This is one of the few movie scenes where I physically squirmed. Watching his body helplessly waste away into a pile of stumps and no vital organs before he finally crawls to the door, thumping with the fleshy remains of his arms. Jesus fucking Christ.

R: 76 / I: 15 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

look guys we're famous

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

>oh hey it's cool foreign movie/tv series

>open file

>Netflix logo

99% of foreign imports are by Cuckflix. Why?

R: 24 / I: 4 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Playboy Triggers Tranny Singularity with First Flip Ladyboy Model

MrE WAS RIGHT

https://www.rt.com/usa/462248-trans-model-first-pacific-islander-playboy/

R: 28 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

>Scott cawthon turned down WB FNAF movie for being shit

>The Banana Splits turned into a shitty FNAF rip off by WB

>It’s all but confirm the banana splits movie used the recycled turndown FNAF script

R: 33 / I: 4 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Any version of these films without the aspect ratio changes? They're fucking annoying

R: 58 / I: 26 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

>character's initials are MJ

>Now she's dyed her hair

So they're hooking up by the end of the movie right?

R: 79 / I: 15 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Video games are not art. Roger Ebert was right.

A lover of 2001, or the Godfather, or Citizen Kane or whatever is considered a classic movie, don't clamor every few years for a "remake" with modern camerawork and aesthetics, and modern CGI.

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Murder Mystery (2019)

So I took one for the team and watched this. I thought like "OK, maybe /tv/ has skewed my movie senses too much and I just need to dive into one of these flicks. Use it as a pallet cleanser." Boy, was I wrong. It's painful to watch. I get that they exaggerate the characters to make them more funny but they are just insufferable. The guy is depicted as a stupid buffoon and she is just annoying cunt who's only thinking of herself, making demands, ignoring the financial situation and treating her husband like a doormat. And he accepts this treatment without opposition. The other characters are stupid stereotypes with a dumb twist shown in the clip.

Then you go to imdb and read the reviews and most people kinda like it. This just makes me sad.

R: 56 / I: 6 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

The fascist subtext of Attack on Titan can’t go overlooked

>The story’s twist exposes the ugly side of manga and anime

SOYRIGHT & Cuckme BTFO

https://www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2019/6/18/18683609/attack-on-titan-fascist-nationalist-isayama-hajime-manga-anime

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

I miss vhs...

Modernity is gay…

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

KINOPILLED

R: 43 / I: 34 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

White saviour trope absolutely BTFO Aryan roasties on suicide watch

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!

R: 58 / I: 18 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Richard Spencer biopic

<*freeze frame + record scratch*

>I guess you're wondering how I ended up in this situation

<*it aint me starts playing*

>Well, it all started back when I fucked a communist and started secretly working for various government agencies

<*montage engages*

>I tried to convince the alt-right that Bolshevism is cool to appease the kikes, but I ended up getting punched by one of their foot soldiers anyways…'

<*opening credits start rolling*

<Directed by Martin Scorsese

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

4chan permaban

Is that kino deserve a Permaban?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Chilean Tranny Boypussy - School

Why do they have speed limits in elementary schools?

So you can pick out the one you want.

Now, which one would you fucc?

R: 102 / I: 25 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Too Old to Die Young

KOJIKINO IS OUT

R: 31 / I: 5 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Endgame Rerelease with deleted scenes

https://screenrant.com/avengers-endgame-rerelease-post-credits-scene/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

>Avengers Endgame is being rereleased on Jun 28th with extra post credits scenes

>They are this desperate to unseat Avatar

R: 42 / I: 10 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Isn't Pride the worst of the seven deadly sins?

http://www.deadlysins.com/pride

R: 49 / I: 8 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

there's currently a tranny janny and mod going crazy on 4/tv/

https://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/116895199/which-show-is-better-the-wire-or-the-sopranos

can anyone do something about it?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Did I like it, /tv/?

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

After-School Special

What is the meaning of this short movie? It really made me think.

R: 34 / I: 13 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

LOL

R: 15 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Whoopi Makes Tranny Bella Thorne CRY Over Photos

OH NO NO NO

https://invidio.us/watch?v=SefBCMnGKgo

R: 42 / I: 7 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

It's almost as if soy ""culture"" literally reduces testosterone

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

The Professor and the Madman

>Professor James Murray begins work compiling words for the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary in the mid 19th century, and receives over 10,000 entries from a patient at Broadmoor Criminal Lunatic Asylum, Dr. William Minor.

Written by John Boorman, directed by an Iranian, and starring Mel Gibson.

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Doctor Sleep

Seems like an okay movie. The most insulting thing about it is the color grade.

What are your thoughts?

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

HIT ME

R: 19 / I: 3 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

When will Fincher direct a sequel to the Social Network?

R: 30 / I: 9 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Goblin Slayer

>"I had a fear that if I took a single step, the ground would open up and swallow me"

>Gets awkwardly mad at childhood friend when asked if he wants a souvenir from the city

What are some other hints that Goblin Slayer was autistic long before he was traumatized?

R: 65 / I: 13 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Above the Shadows (2019)

New Megan Fox kino about an invisible girl stalking a Chad. Chad then has to choose between invisible girl and Megan Fox.

Is this the Romancekino of the year?

R: 72 / I: 23 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

The Pirates of Dark Water

Why does everything good get cancelled?

R: 14 / I: 4 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

>SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER

What did he mean by this?

R: 10 / I: 10 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

WEBM

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

I'm right, admit it

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Okay what the fuck.

R: 40 / I: 23 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Bakery awarded $11 million in lawsuit against Oberlin College

Lena Dunham college BTFO

R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Placebo

This is my childhood. My childhood are faggots band :'(

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

>US Army band playing "We won't get fooled again"

Are ironic live performances kino?

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

TOP TEN WORST KING OF THE HILL EPISODES

Trigger Warning guys, I make some brief mentions of Honor Killing and Violence against women from about 28:50 to 31:25. If you're as uncomfortable reading on it as I was enraged doing research, you may wanna skip for your own sake.

TOP TEN WORST EPISODES of one of my favorite shows, The Most Texan program of them all, King of the Hill. Man I really do love this show, but the mess ups are too big to ignore. Top Ten Best Episodes are coming soon, can't wait for that!

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Link to the Cat Welcoming the Solder Home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx14o

Link to Mr.Enter's Uh-Oh Canada Review.

http://www.zippcast.com/video/51e0f57

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R: 17 / I: 5 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

>Iran would never have attacked those 2 ships

>Iran would never hold Americans hostage

>Iran would never build nuclear weapons (they appeal to useful idiots and liberals saying that need it for nuclear power,

despite being one of the most oil rich countries on Earth) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Outside_the_Box

>Even Arabs and Jews both hate Iran

>only support from Syria and Russia because muh Shia Islam, and for some strange and honestly unsettling, reason Russia sees themselves as the protector of the Shia.

when you claim to be the vanguard of the coming worldwide Muslim revolution, you piss off a bunch of people.

R: 67 / I: 17 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

Simpsons or Futurama?

R: 28 / I: 8 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

The Truman Show

>"I have given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in, is the sick place. Seahaven is the way the world should be."

Do Christof do anything wrong /tv/?

R: 38 / I: 13 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Leni Riefenstahl

Is she the greatest female director of all time? She was even a nudist.

R: 33 / I: 8 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

‘Twilight’ Author Would Only Agree To Casting Black Actor If He Played A Villain

http://archive.is/4pnmG

R: 28 / I: 11 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

>Captain, although it is the official position of starfleet that it is environmental in origin, the consistency of disproportionate black criminality across many different societies, historical eras, and socioeconomic systems denies this conclusion. It is also unsupported by twin studies which found that the criminal proclivity of negroids was unchanged with respect to their peers even when raised in white households.

Woah, fucking based. Was Data /ourdroid/?

R: 4 / I: 4 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

I went in blind watching this movie and apparently it's funny? I guess a bunch of art school commies would find the struggles of the little people funny.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

FORD v FERRARI Trailer (2019)

Will it be carkino?

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

The Venture Brothers is arguably one of the best cartoons ever made.

I'm not going to argue about that though, fuck you suck my dick i'm right on this one.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Phenominal cosmic powers, non existent maintenance skills

She should call someone.

R: 21 / I: 4 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

the 2&1/2 hr waste of time that Jack built

>juxtaposes a sadistic killer's rambling rationalizations with WW2 footage

>HEY LOOK AT THESE DIRECT REFERENCES TO MY OWN FILMS AM I CLEVER YET

>non-coherent ending that confirms the whole thing was just an excuse for framing an ethics monologue

>even confirmed in interviews the whole script was an extended way to btfo dup (yes, really)

how can one man be so cucked by Cannes hipsters that he has to proselytize himself by making shit like this?

R: 66 / I: 14 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

The Truth Behind Dinosaurs - Documentary

Dinosaurs aren't real. They never were, and they never will be. This is fact.

WAKE UP!

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

At what age did you grow out of movies only to grow back into them again /tv/?

R: 54 / I: 16 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Kinos about failing at literally everything?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

>ywn travel back to the plantation with the doctor and a Congolese tribe and smile as they take turns sodomizing a vile bigot

Why even live bros? They missed the opportunity to right so many historical wronga and educate children about the oppressive history of white people. Such a fucking disgrace…Still a fan but it pisses me off that they were too scared to tackle some serious historical injustices and expect this weak dogwhistle to quench our thirst for truth. We need a hip woke Doctor played by Idris Elba imo.

R: 24 / I: 2 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Fagthony Fagtano

BRO YOU JUST POSTED CRINGE YOU'RE GONNA LOSE SUBSCRIBERS

R: 55 / I: 8 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Why doesn't he just make Television and Movies?