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lazy fatass fuck Anonymous 01/30/16 (Sat) 17:52:33 No.8458

http://www.parentherald.com/articles/17911/20160128/the-winds-of-winter-release-date-update-george-rr-martin-book-nowhere-near-finished.htm

Hello everyone, I am a lazy fatass fuck. It takes me 7 fucking years to write a penny-dreadful, film-script based "novel". And it doesn't matter that it's my full time fucking job, literally the only thing I'm required to do, or that I jack off at 67 years of age by taking bum fuck vacations all over the world to live off the prestige of my now stagnate series that I can't fucking finish, that I'm constantly giving interviews and bullshit for the industry, and that I'm writing OTHER books that literally no one gives a fuck about. That's right, I'm not writing for the series that is the sole reason for all my fame and which everyone wants, no, I write other books that are truly shit and no one gives a fuck about. And when those that gave me all this money call me out on this shit, the best I can do is twiddle my fat fingers, flip them off and then whine on my blog about how ashamed I am of being a lazy fatass fuck. Oh, did I mention that I waste time playing videogames? I have all this responsibility, I'm 67 fucking years old and I waste time playing videogames, because that's really going to get the job done and get all these people off my back. Did I mention I'm a lazy fatass fuck?

Anonymous 01/30/16 (Sat) 18:19:59 No.8460

>>8458

I never knew GRRM plays vidya.

Anonymous 01/30/16 (Sat) 18:21:20 No.8461

>>8460

What kind of vidya do you think he plays? My guess is he wacks it to Morrowind and shit like Mount and Blade.

Anonymous 01/30/16 (Sat) 18:24:31 No.8462

>>8461

Since he's still using old comp, I'm thinking they're DOS games.

Anonymous 01/30/16 (Sat) 21:59:19 No.8467

And this is why I've learned to hate not just trilogies, which could be bad enough, but also endless door-stopper epic series clogging the consumer marching order best seller lists.

Superstar hotshot celebrity author franchise monopolies are the greatest drag on modern fiction. One novel, one story. And the world would be a better place.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 00:20:41 No.8468

>i have no ending and i must write

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 16:42:03 No.8473

>>8458

He said that he played vidya in the 80s.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 16:46:28 No.8474

Word on the street is he lurks an image-board or two.

Vidya's one thing, sure. If you want to really point the finger of blame at some bad habits though …

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 01:09:41 No.8478

>>8474

words on the street, the CEO of your mother lurks an image-board or two.

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 10:05:50 No.8481

>>8462

>>8461

Leisure Suit Larry

Anonymous 02/06/16 (Sat) 05:02:13 No.8525

>>8474

good, then I'll dox him, find him, chain him to a laptop and if he looks up before the series is finished I'm shooting both of us.

Anonymous 02/06/16 (Sat) 06:48:17 No.8528

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>wasting your time on genre trash

Anonymous 02/07/16 (Sun) 03:16:36 No.8534

>>8528

Bloom despises post-modernism, yet supports Obama, an exemplar of post-modernism

Jew'd

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 01:49:24 No.8562

Someone kill him already so Sanderson or someone else can actually finish the damn series.

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 04:28:07 No.8563

>>8528

Does this dried up cunt ever smile?

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 20:44:47 No.8567

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>>8534

>Obama, an exemplar of post-modernism

Could have fooled me, i thought he was an exemplar of business-as-usual "pragmatism" that is far removed from any kind of post-modernism, unless you meant to say that he's caught up in the postmodern zeitgeist, in which case so are you and everyone else on the earth except those who can afford to shut themselves off in premodern cocoons. But who am i talking to? You think the Jews are important when it's the Micks who've been sucking the world dry with moxie and gusto for centuries. Wake up and smell the Guinness, we're all being played.

Anonymous 02/11/16 (Thu) 10:44:16 No.8572

>>8528

is it true that he has intestinal problems or is it a half/lit/ meme?

Anonymous 02/11/16 (Thu) 16:41:58 No.8573

>>8525

>writing on a laptop

gross

Anonymous 02/15/16 (Mon) 17:24:25 No.8650

>>8458

FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous 02/16/16 (Tue) 14:57:14 No.8662

>>8650

my theory is that he doesn't know how to finish it.

that he had planned some sort of timeskip during which the remaining starks had some sort of training arc but he progressed the story too much and he has trouble between where the story is and where it was supposed to be.

Anonymous 02/16/16 (Tue) 16:13:04 No.8663

This is an excellent example of why a series is nothing to be impressed by. Even experienced well established writers should know better. Newer writers take note: a single novel is trouble enough.

Even Asimov was pressured to expand his original Foundation trilogy, and he was only able to deliver two really worthwhile volumes out of four. A series is more often an example of the school ground dealing perversity of a publisher than a writer's grand artistic accomplishment.

Anonymous 02/17/16 (Wed) 21:30:17 No.8682

FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE FUCK UP

Anonymous 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:33:58 No.8686

>>8682

he's gonna die anyway.

valar morghulis.

Anonymous 03/13/16 (Sun) 05:53:11 No.9089

FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS YOU WORTHLESS LAZY FATASS FUCK

Anonymous 03/13/16 (Sun) 18:12:04 No.9100

>>8573

>gross

they can even write on a smartassphone while on the train or anywhere. Rather than staring at the abyss of passing buildings/whatever, I would rather do something productive.

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 23:10:47 No.9113

>>8458

FINISH THE FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKSSSS

I WANT THE FUCKING GODAMN BOOKS, FINISH THE FUCKING GODAMN FUCKING BOOKS YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU FUCKING GODAMN LAZY ASSHOLE

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 01:49:27 No.9119

Why don't you fags read actual history? It's more interesting than anything this fat cunt with a scat fetish can come up with.

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 03:41:23 No.9121

>>8458

FUCKING FINISH IT GODAMIT

Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed) 01:54:58 No.9186

>>8458

YOU SON OF A BITCH, FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS

Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed) 19:40:33 No.9195

>>8458

HURRY THE FUCK UP

Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed) 22:30:56 No.9199

Why would anyone read a series that isn't finished?

Anonymous 03/24/16 (Thu) 17:33:18 No.9210

>>9199

for what it's worth it had good time reading it and an even greater time discussing it on old /tv/, even though i haven't seen an episode of the tv series.

Anonymous 03/27/16 (Sun) 14:51:59 No.9225

>>8458

>Reading pot-boiler rubbish

You deserve this level of butthurt