'Cuphead' launches on Tesla vehicles this summer, so you can add more rage to your road rage

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'Cuphead' launches on Tesla vehicles this summer, so you can add more rage to your road rage KentBrockman ## Reporter 06/03/19 (Mon) 23:39:59 No.238365

Cuphead is a platformer and shooter rolled into one. The title features visuals that are similar to old-school cartoons, but the animation is much smoother. A few months ago, the team reported that Cuphead sold over three million units across Xbox One and PC. Since then, it has launched on Nintendo Switch, but there's another version in the works.

Revealed on Ryan McCAffrey's Tesla Podcast 'Ride the Lightning', (via IGN), the game is on its way to Tesla's Model 3, Model S, and Model X vehicles. These electric cars feature massive displays in the center and powerful hardware, so Cuphead could run on them. Technology entrepreneur Elon Musk said the following on Episode 200 of the show (36:48 mark).

>Cuphead, we've got working. The developers have been helping us make it work. It's a cool game. It's insanely difficult. It's sadistically difficult. It's a twisted plot. It's dark. It looks like some cute little Disney thing.

Tesla also features a number of Atari games like Lunar Lander that you can play with a touchscreen and USB controller. Cuphead should be an interesting addition to the catalog.

more here:

https://www.windowscentral.com/cuphead-launches-tesla-vehicles-summer

Anonymous 06/06/19 (Thu) 20:40:29 No.238541

>>238365

Tesla logic:

>let's invest a shitton of money to develop a powerful long range electric car

>good job it works guys! should we sell them based on that or do some stupid shit?

>let's go with the stupid shit option, let's make all the components non-interchangeable between vehicles without a dealer-only programming tool, including the fucking doorhandles!

>good job guys, now that we have pissed off any opwner that wants to do their own work, what can we do next? Sop there are keep going with the stupid?

>Double down on the stupid! Let's instroduce unproven rudimentary AI that cannot possibly cope with the real world conditions of driving, and claim it can drive itself

>hey our cars are fucking killing people now! This may reflect badly in sales!

>well lets not focus on that, let's put video games on the car's dashboard instead

>great idea boss, I think the cuphead team might be on board

Anonymous 06/06/19 (Thu) 21:56:27 No.238543

>>238541

>implying tesla owners killing themselves is a bad thing