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 No.238557

Game face, meet game scent.

A new line of grooming products called Xbox Lynx embodies a fragrance that some might rather avoid than apply: that of a gamer.

The collaboration between Xbox and Axe body spray parent companies Microsoft and Unilever, respectively, won’t flaunt the pheromones of a sweaty, unwashed video game addict. Nope, this scent features “top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood,”

more here:

https://nypost.com/2019/06/05/xbox-deodorant-and-body-wash-let-you-smell-like-a-gamer/

 No.238618

>Does not archive

>Posts direct link to shitty news site

>Irrelevant as fuck “news”

>Is an advertisement in disguise

>Posted a day ago and thread has zero interaction

Maybe you should just fucking quit?


 No.238649

>>238557

in other words, they smell like loneliness and sexual failure? nice biceps, big guy.


 No.238654

>>238618

I'd reread this response a few times over if I were you CuntBrockman


 No.238655

>>238654

>Not saging


 No.238681

>>238649

>in other words, they smell like loneliness

My fucking sides.




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