No.935328
https://www.vpncompare.co.uk/uk-police-watchdog-regulation-encryption/
How long until I will be unable to use a VPN in the UK and have to be monitored by the GCHQ.
No.935329
>>935328
Oi cheeky wanka, got a loicence for that algorithm?
No.935330
How long until they start regulating computing power?
No.935331
>>935328
UK is fucked.
How can your govt be so out of touch with technology?
No.935340
>>935331
They know exactly what they're doing, just invoking the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse.
UK and France are to be avoided at al costs if you have encrypted shit.
No.935341
>>935331
A century of women voting.
No.935343
Wait a second.
Does this mean that the internet is about to get flooded with naked pics of british slags?
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>>935331
>How can your govt be so out of touch with technology?
pakis
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No.935373
>>935328
You should be planning for this anyways. Get some good sized hard drives, and download as much much 'wrong-think' books and information as you're going to need, and then just 'play along' as a normie.
No.935374
>>935328
Don't worry, it's just one more step to take
[http://archive.is/jArS4] https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-44601468
>Voices of millions of UK taxpayers stored by HMRC
No.935375
Lol, at least your not in the EU XDDDD
No.935381
>>935328
OI YA GOT YR FOOKIN LOISCENCE FER THAT
No.935390
>>935375
Except they are still in the EU thanks to some dodgy EU law, with (((Theresa May))) in command
[http://archive.is/kGz62] https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/theresa-may-brussels-will-have-role-in-setting-post-brexit-migration-system-rttm70x57
>Brexit: Brussels will have role in setting migration system, says Theresa May
No.935416
OI WHERE'S YER ENCRPYTION LOICENCE
No.935421
>>935416
Wot encryption loicence? I'm just waitin' for a mate.
No.935428
>Be Mohammed in UK
>Safer to make plans with your child rape gang over plaintext than E2E encrypted chat because that would be illegal
No.935432
>Oi! Are those maffematiks registered bruv?!?
No.935446
>We've had a complaint that you've been seen carrying large prime numbers in your pocket.
No.935456
>>935328
>comments section is tied to Faceberg
The fucking irony.
No.935461
>>935328
at least they're only regulating it, over in my country, maths can be changed by the law
>>935421
that man isn't even english, he is a true blue legend, but still
stop this bait
No.935534
>>935328
> Governemnt calling for encryption bans
Well, it IS Tuesday.
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>>935331
>How can your govt be so out of touch with technology?
They're not, they just won a war against the good guys.
No.935626
>>935330
what do you mean? they want to regulate encryption because it can be used to hide things from them
No.935628
>>935347
i thought all immigrants were terrorists, and the terrorists are using the encryption according to the police
No.935630
>>935626
>what do you need 3gHz for, are you encoding CP?
No.935634
>>935630
true, governments can make *anything* into an issue
No.935635
>>935461
>in my country, maths can be changed by the law
what country? are you referring to common core in the US?
No.935636
>>935635
Kek. In the interest of equality, students shouldn't be given math problems that non-Asian minority communities might struggle with. Funny enough, I did read an article stating that homework was racist, in that it perpetuated the success of white students who had the privileged access to educated parents on hand.
No.935637
>>935636
I've never seen math changed in regards to race, I went to private Catholic school in California with a diverse student body
No.935640
>>935637
How diverse was the composition of the AP classes? Was it merit based, or did they mandate a representation of the overall demographics?
No.935643
>>935640
merit based, you need a grade requirement an your teacher in a similar subject to recommend you
No.935646
>>935328
>How long until I will be unable to use a VPN in the UK and have to be monitored by the GCHQ.
>implying you're not already monitored
All electronic communication in to and out of the UK passes through your feds.
1. Here is a fail safe solution for all your britbong woes:
6c 65 61 72 6e 20 74 6f 20 72 65 61 64 20 62 69 6e 61 72 79 2c 20 6f 72 20 68 65 78
<Oi what's this encryption then?
Can't you read binary officer?
2. Start writing meaningless stories with encrypted style text now. So later...
<Oi what's this encryption then?
It's not encryption, it's common Vogon poetry, I've been writing this for years. See!
<You took a STEM subject?
Well, duh! Yeah, and?
<This one's a terrorist sarge!
It's pretty much setting the country's direction back to the stone age. No one of an intelligent mindset will remain there for long.
No.935648
- Oi, you're not doing anything illegal over there, are you?
- No sir.
- Actually I remembered I'm the one who decides that, not you.
- Yes sir.
- So let me see what you're doing, mate. I got the noose ready.
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No.935652
>>935651
because it can now still be read 10 years from now after I put it in the web archive perhaps, unlike a random pastebin?
No.935655
>>935652
my bad, i assumed you were going for security/privacy not longevity
i put the pastebin in the archive
https://web.archive.org/web/20180627071025/https://pasta.cf/apple-team-echo
No.935657
>>935331
Becuase they listen way to much to GCHQ shills and have setup troll farms to shill for them
No.935659
>>935657
>troll farms
are you referring to do when the net neutrality debate in which there were a ton of fake anti net neutrality comments on the FCC's website?
that's the only time i remember a government (or corp) using fake accounts to lobby for themselves in regards to the internet
No.935665
>>935655
> i assumed you were going for security/privacy not longevity
I was going for both security and privacy, which is why I used the web archive.
No.935675
UK is incredibly fucked up place. I'm happy they left EU, and I absolutely hate EU, but it can't be worse than with UK.
No.935684
>>935675
UK is only one place that's been undergoing social experiments. There's also Sweden, and Estonia. They're all part of the same big plan.
No.935711
We need child-proof ciphers so that every kid in the block will use it.
Cops BTFO. And don't say RC4 that is sh*t
No.935712
Dumb idea: use Pentatonic and G F C am dm chords to encode binary data
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No.935714
>>935675
Both the EU and the UK want censorship, just the UK wants survalance too
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No.935721
>>935719
Does that mean that I can go to Australia to divide by zero?
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No.935723
>>935657
>>935659
Poms are such drongos that their spies still make 'cash donations' to pollies and the povos don't even notice. They're too busy reading the Daily Mail and the Sun because they're all as thick as a brick shithouse.
No.935724
>>935721
only if you suck on Turncoat
No.935758
>>935328
UK police protect a "queen", lol, and rape children. Of course they want to stick their fingers in the assholes of every common person on their island.
No.935798
>>935328
>vpncompare.co.uk
kill yourself faggot
No.935838
>>935719
thank you for clearing that up
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No.935845
>>935724
I don't think you understand the implications of a division by zero
No.935920
>>935840
>It is unsustainable for properly operating judicial processes and law enforcement to be frustrated in the investigation of offences.
Frustrated being the keyword. My country's judges feel the same way. It's hilarious to see their angry faces when their god-like orders can't be fulfilled. Who knew simple math could cause this much buttpain?
Will the UK become a totalitarian state and outlaw math? Or will it admit it can't fight this and start doing actual old school investigative work instead of just spying on 100% of the population by default? That is the endgame.
No.935938
>>935328
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No.935958
Is there a single piece of land on this disk that is not infested by power-hungry tyrants?
No.935988
>>935958
USA used to be that country. Was an inspiration for the world. It too corrupted itself into a nigh unrecognizable police state where operators gun down unarmed citizens.
No.935998
Good thing I'm a paki so they dare not investigate me lest they be accused of racism
No.935999
>>935988
>Jewish vassal state
>inspiration for the world
Oh stop it goyim
No.936106
>>935328
>UK Police Watchdog calls for regulation of encryption
HAHHAAHAHAHA GET FUCKED PAEDOKIKES!!