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 No.1043049

Friendly reminder Razorfist predicted the last Jedi would suck. He was right about everything. He tried to warn us about Disney Star Wars. We didn’t listen.

 No.1043059

He's still wrong about Fallout 3 though. It's garbage and NV is infinitely better.


 No.1043060

>>1043059

Good thing this is /tv/, where we can talk about STAR WARS.


 No.1043064

>>1043059

He revisited the game during summer and has had a change of heart, now he sees NV and 3 basically on equal level after bugfixes which is fair because launch NV was unplayable.


 No.1043065

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>>1043059

His shit opinion on new vegas is made up for him trashing kojima before it will become cool too.


 No.1043076

File: 0b24077c711a2ad⋯.webm (11.19 MB, 540x360, 3:2, rageholic FONV.webm)

how about NO


 No.1043166

>>1043049

>If you switch to Sprint, you stand to save Net Neutrality from the evil monopoly ISPs

what did he mean by this?


 No.1043466

>Razorfist predicted the last Jedi would suck

he's a regular Nostradamus huh


 No.1043468

>two movies in a row suck

>the third one sucks

Wow!


 No.1043470

>>1043065

Kojima makes great games. Razorfist is a contrarian.


 No.1043472

>>1043468

>eight movies in a row suck

>the ninth one sucks

ftfy


 No.1043480

>>1043470

>Kojima

>games

Hehe.


 No.1043481


 No.1043483

>>1043470

>DUDE FAKE IDENTITY LMAO SUCH LE EPIC TWIST XDDD

t. every Kojima thing ever


 No.1043501

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fuck you BR49faggots


 No.1043515

>>1043480

>hasn't played them

>>1043483

Video games, nigga. The plot isn't everything. Also, that was a plot twist maybe twice.


 No.1043526

File: 4fcc0ae21c405da⋯.jpg (28.69 KB, 764x405, 764:405, CzRK3B2WQAAs6gZ.jpg)

But how could he possibly know? Its a mystery. He must have secret sources or something.


 No.1043586

>>1043480

name a bad Kohima game apart from TPP.

Peace of shit Walker doesn't count since it's handheld.


 No.1043943

>>1043586

>implying Phantom Pain was bad


 No.1043959

File: 60f8e9833f31e9e⋯.jpg (28.47 KB, 450x373, 450:373, dog maltipoo master race.jpg)

>>1043049

>Friendly reminder Razorfist predicted the last Jedi would suck.

Friendly reminder my maltipoo ALSO predicted it was going to suck.

Also, he's been telling me to kill people. I'm getting a little concerned, because he's starting to make sense.


 No.1044052

>>1043959

"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot."


 No.1044073

>>1043501

>I'm a bigger fanboy than you!

The YouTube video.


 No.1044076

>>1043943

>Implying Phantom Pain is a Metal Gear game

>Implying Kojima wanted to make a good MGS game

He purposefully made it as shit as he could, an was so little hands on with it, that by the end, his only involvement was attaching his name to it.


 No.1044077

>>1043959

moar dog


 No.1044078

Wasn't this the guy who got assblasted at New Vegas because he was too stupid to use the stealth boy to get past the scorpions at Good Springs?


 No.1044098

>>1044078

what do you expect? he's like 70 years old


 No.1044145

>>1043049

It was obvious to anyone with a brain what the agenda was. I called this back in 2015 before Razorlisp ever made a video on it. He is just talking to his pleb fans.


 No.1044175

File: 6ce54d7d725b650⋯.jpg (14.15 KB, 236x314, 118:157, dog maltipoo.jpg)

>>1044077

>moar dog

Dubs will it.


 No.1044179

File: 43117da3ab95744⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 600x422, 300:211, dogpeacewasneveranoption.jpg)

>>1044052

>"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot."

Yeah, I know, but lately he's started suggesting WHITE victims, as well. That's troubling.


 No.1044193

Doesn't take a genius to figure out that if Disney pumps out boring derivative Star Wars movies chock-full of female power and token minorities on an annual basis, the general public will eventually srop liking it. The warning signs were all there for TFA. Lack of George Lucas involvement. In the marketing rounds, Hamill also aaid something along the lines of "this is not our story". The original characters were never anything but a way to get back fans of the OT. Rey, Darth Emo and the nigger are the focus.


 No.1044204

>>1043049 Literally who?


 No.1044371

>>1044204

Fuck off back to ribbit.


 No.1044524

File: 1eb4cb1cc35dc61⋯.webm (3.58 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, RazorfistStarwars.webm)

>>1044179

Just ignore him. Dogs will only whine for you to do something for about 20 minutes or so before they give up. Next time he starts just throw a ball or something.

>>1044204

/ourguy/


 No.1044555

File: 1eeb554fc54dfe4⋯.png (8.65 KB, 300x300, 1:1, retard.png)

>>1044524

>AYEE FUGIN LOV DA PREQWULS

>BES LIT SABUR FITE

holy shit what a tard


 No.1044562

File: 8366ad6ba644d69⋯.jpg (831.58 KB, 1280x1078, 640:539, razorfist in the wild.jpg)

He looks more like a crackwhore than she does.


 No.1044586

>>1044562

So did he come up with this whole "leather 80s metal" persona in high school and never drop it?


 No.1044602

>>1044562

He'll be almost 35 next year. I think 34. He still dresses like that. And still listens to Black Metal. And still religiously reads Comic Books.

His real name is Daniel Harris, and he's a massive faggot.


 No.1044604

>>1044586

He was born into a family of "old school" metalheads, who all worship Dio and Lemmy. He's always been some wanna be bad ass even though he fucking loves the goddamn French, histories biggest homos.

This sadly isn't a persona he's carried through High School, it's who he really is. and that's the saddest part of all.


 No.1044618

File: 73e760450390aff⋯.jpg (115.43 KB, 1357x817, 1357:817, serveimage (5).jpg)

>>1044604

nothing wrong with being a francophile


 No.1044632

>>1044193

Pretending that Finn was not the only tolerable new thing in the shitty TFA movie. Some autistic chumps here only got triggered by him because they thought he would BLACKED the flat, curveless, man-jawed Mary Sue, but no, he just gets emasculated and friendzoned. Nah the men, regardless of race, are humiliated and finger wagged at in these films.

The actual problem is the soyboy eunich/feminazi peddling, over story telling.

A more feminine image is more preferable to the powers that be, because they truly perceive that as a more submissive conditioning, thus easier cattle to order around and manipulate, so that's why this is being indoctrinated in nearly all entertainment. The peasants are perceived as less of a threat to their authority this way, so they have to deconstruct or corrupt their male figures and icons.


 No.1044841

>>1044602

>>1044604

I'm 33 and I dress like that when I can. I didn't really get into metal until after I left school. Wish I could have gotten into it sooner. I'd be the envy of all my classmates.


 No.1044860

File: 12f93068eadb06b⋯.jpg (42.3 KB, 864x483, 288:161, 1449018020680.jpg)

>>1044602

>>1044604

dat jealousy


 No.1044872

File: 89b6d61e79d374c⋯.png (13.94 KB, 487x498, 487:498, grenouille grenouille.png)

>>1044604

>even though he fucking loves the goddamn French, histories biggest homos

>histories biggest homos

No, you're thinking of the English.


 No.1044878

File: c0f3e0c576d9701⋯.png (90.46 KB, 710x875, 142:175, Screenshot_20171229-011909.png)

>>1043470

>cuckjima

>good

Lel


 No.1044879

>>1043470

He needs to just start making films like he wanted to all along and drop vidya.


 No.1044880

>>1044175

post feminine pinor


 No.1044882

I'm also surprised none of you faggots have posted Kojima's Rolling Stone article defending TLJ.

https://www.rollingstone.com/glixel/features/kojima-star-wars-in-the-era-of-disney-w514793

Read some of his cuckoldry here

>The film doesn't waste its breath on bold revolutionary or political declarations, but instead sets its gaze upon social problems the audience experiences on a daily basis. Women are not princesses waiting to be rescued, but warriors who take up arms in their own fight. This fits the trend of Disney movies as well, where the once common theme of a princess waiting for her prince has all but become the ancient past.

>Previously the hero was an elite, a chosen figure coming from a unique background or possessing special powers, but from the time of Grand Theft Auto and the like, minorities and oppressed members of society have become the heroes.


 No.1044886

>>1044882

I wasn't aware of it because I don't read literary diarrhea like the Rolling Stone.


 No.1044909

File: 993d962695747c0⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1244x1318, 622:659, kojima takes the knee.png)


 No.1044995

>>1044882

It also shows women as being unlikeable, unrelatable twats and incompetent, unreliable leaders who don't tell their own soldiers what their plan is because "reasons" which in turn causes massive casualties.

You know what the protagonists of Grand Theft Auto are? Criminals. Murderers and theives just like most minorites and "oppressed" members of society. In the past, heroes were elites because they strove for a better tomorrow. Not for the fleeting moment like most of the dregs of society do. They refused to settle for less so they had to push themselves to the limits to be the best.

Good God! I want to skull fuck this asshole along with everyone who works for Rolling Stone!


 No.1045319

>>1044602

>hurr he should conform to society because of his age

I don't like the guy, but as a robot I hate you even more. I don't like normal people, I wager most of /tv/ feels the same. Now can you tell me why I should care what some plebs think of me?

>what a weirdo reading comics.

>I know right, hey did you read the new GRRM book, I loved the entire chapter about a woman shitting herself. It's a shame he never moved past comics to our level of maturity.

I don't read comics, the industry is shit and even then it's all heroic shit, not grounded in reality. I read some manga, but that's because I can avoid superhero shit. People would consider that sad, then buy Avengers tickets and fawn over mediocre capeshit. Now this is just one example of shit taste, not including political views, personal philosophies and lifestyles. Society is shit, unless they have a damn good reason, conformity isn't worth it, because it just means lowering standards and giving up what you love, for the approval of some narcissistic ADHD tard, who sees everything through their smartphone and everything must be done to show off to your "friends" on FB and sheep on Instagram.

I hope they go back to hating comics, vidya and so on. I'm tired of posers shitting up "nerd culture", they are obnoxious and mainstream popularity has coincided with lower quality. Smartphones killed the Internet and videogames, I'm bitter about both. If we aren't doing popular things, hopefully they all fuck off.


 No.1045328

>>1044175

aww, he's waving. hello doggy!


 No.1045753

>>1043515

>twice

>Big Boss comes up as the mastermind in MG1

>Frank Jaeger is the pilot in MG2, plus Big Boss is alive.

>Liquid was the superior clone all along in MGS1.

>Raiden in MGS2.

>The Boss was never a traitor in MGS3 also, Ocelot was on your side as well.

>The Patriots were an AI, Snake's supporting team from MGS3 were also The Patriots too, Zero was the mastermind behind the AI thingies, Drebin was also an agent of The Patriots.

>Paz was a traitor in PW.

>Huey was the traitor in MGS5, you were the Medic from Ground Zeroes all along.


 No.1045800

File: 6968ab88c48f559⋯.jpg (99.79 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 6968ab88c48f559323918cded2….jpg)

>>1043586

Every one that isn't The Phantom Pain, all of them except for TPP (or maybe Peace Walker, haven't played that one) have complete shit gameplay and only consist of dumb cutscenes.


 No.1045803

>>1045800

Peace Walker has the worst gameplay in the series


 No.1045809

>>1045803

I've never played it, what's so bad about it?


 No.1045813

File: 61af7d0a54c73ea⋯.jpg (9.82 KB, 235x235, 1:1, 61af7d0a54c73ea1da834ff0e7….jpg)

>mfw /v/ is so shit people talk about Metal Gear Solid on /tv/


 No.1045819

>>1045809

imagine MGS 3, except you can't move the camera and Snake feels like a sack of bricks


 No.1045845

>>1045809

Lots of damage sponge enemies, grinding, inferior controls because of PSP/handheld. Shitty story, stupid shit like Snake, a normal man, holding up a Metal Gear.


 No.1048815

>>1044995

>It also shows women as being unlikeable, unrelatable twats and incompetent, unreliable leaders who don't tell their own soldiers what their plan is because "reasons" which in turn causes massive casualties.

Its amazing how Disney trying to force girl power down everyones throat unintentionally showed every how incompetent women actually are as leaders. Literally every decision made in TLJ by a woman was the fuckin wrong one.

Im fuckin enjoying this dumpster fire called Disney Star Wars so much. I cant wait until episode 9 comes out and officially kills the franchise off for good. Star Wars will always be episodes 4-6 to me.


 No.1048826

Konami did nothing wrong


 No.1048858

>>1048815

It'll always be 1-6 for me.




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