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File: 8c477082eccb335⋯.png (69.84 KB, 620x420, 31:21, 1493151325579.png)

 No.720818[Reply]

What will you be watching /tv/

ABC (Comedy)

CHARLIE FOXTROT

>Straight-laced military dentist Charlie Taylor (Jason Biggs) vows to look after his brother's impulsive fiancée Angelina Torres (Ana Ortiz) and her two misfit teenage sons while his brother is deployed in the Middle East, which proves itself to be a task easier said than done.

LIBBY & MALCOLM

>Opposing political pundits Libby Wright (Felicity Huffman) and Malcolm Black (Courtney B. Vance) unexpectedly fall in love and struggle with being a family at home and at eachother's throats in their successful television talk show.

SPLITTING UP TOGETHER

>Former couple Martin (Oliver Hudson) and Lena (Jenna Fischer) end up reconnecting after their divorce and struggle with not making the same mistakes that once drove them apart while keeping the relationship a secret from their friends and family.

LOSING IT

>The trials and tribulations of siblings Andy (Jon Cryer), Owen (Sam Huntington) and Charlie (Natalie Morales) and their parents who – between their minds, their marriages, their freedom and life – are all losing it in different ways.

RAISED BY WOLVES

>No-nonsense mother Sheila Gable (Georgia King) struggles to support her five opinionated, eccentric kids on a shoestring budget in a not-so-beautiful Midwestern town.

HOUSEHOLD NAME

>The down-on-their-luck family of Sarah (Amy Pohler) and Tim (Matt Oberg) manages to buy their dream house on one condition: They must cohabitate with Vivian Valmont (Carol Burnett), the flamboyant actress who currently lives there, until her death.

JALEN VS. EVERYBODY

>Former NBA player and current ESPN personality Jalen Rose (Jalen Rose) juggles his career responsibilities with the challenges of being a single dadPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.721826

>>721819

>What is really precious to the average America is not his freedom or his honor or the future or his race, but his pay check. He complained when the System began busing his kids to Black schools, but he was allowed to keep his station wagon and his fiberglass speedboat, so he didn't fight.

>He complained when they took away his guns, but he still had his color TV and his backyard barbeque, so he didn't fight.

>And he complains today when the Blacks rape his women at will and the System makes him show an identity pass to buy groceries or pick up his laundry, but he still has a full belly most of the time, so he won't fight.

FUCK those old nursing home goys. They were too pussy to fight, so now we're in the mess. I hope they wallow in the degeneracy they allowed, and die miserably.


 No.721830

The Tick gonna start airing anytime soon?


 No.721840

Is there something wrong with me, or is there something wrong with television when the only show I look forward to during the week is about a cartoon samurai?


 No.721864

Maybe the Black Lighting pilot will air in this general timeframe. Hopefully it's more Flash than Supergirl.


 No.721866

>>721840

Outsiders was pretty good, until it ended last week.




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 No.721827[Reply]

I want jenny to mount me while i fuck her with my dick.

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 No.721832

>>721829

>giving Jenny to the Jews

You need to leave.


 No.721835

File: 617e4c8d9f4bf45⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1488662940506.png)

>>721829

that is the mother of my future children you're talking about here


 No.721836

File: a12b819b0188a99⋯.png (863.33 KB, 856x642, 4:3, 1489770245570.png)


 No.721852

What would she sound like during sex?


 No.721865

>>721852

lovely




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 No.721745[Reply]

Imagine being Daisy Ridley.

Imagine attending the finest performance arts schools in London, your entire life, honing your acting craft for decades, spending every waking moment of your life preparing for your future career as a respected actress in film and broadway. Imagine doing all of this only to be picked out of a lineup for being the palest, whitest looking actress available at the time, and being sent to the Disney concentration camp, and spending years confined in a 4x6 trailer, with barred windows, sentenced to career suicide with JJ Abram's latest hack abomination, and even though it's shit, the legions of pimple-faced basement dwelling fans will praise it, because you're in a fucking capeshit tier Sci-Fi franchise. This is all you'll be known for the rest of your life. Not only that but you sign away your soul, your life, on the dotted line, and have to appear with the fattest, darkest, most dumpy looking nigger they could fly out of Nigeria. He's the ugliest nigger you've ever seen. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of 10/10 white chads your entire life, but now you have to appear in promos with this fat black bastard. This darkness looking, wide hips, fat, sweaty, awkward ape-ish bastard. You will always be known as the love interest of this gross, bloated looking nigger. You will forever be the face of race mixing, and you have to smile, concealing your disgust, while legions of tumblrinas take pictures of you two while saying "DAMMN, JOHN BOYEGA LOOKS LIKE THAT!??", admiring his fat gellatenous body. You have to be a pawn for Disney's mudmixing agenda, and you have to swallow it, because you signed a contract. Niggers around the world will be fantasizing about you getting penetrated by flaccid 2.5" ebola dick, while they sweat and writhe in disgusting monkey ecstacy, fantasizing about defiling your pale body. But you have to soldier on. You have to smile and take it. Because you're Daisy. You smile and take the pain.

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 No.721850

>>721849

really makes you think


 No.721856

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>>721811

I was talking about pic related.


 No.721860

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>>721856

The skin on her abdomen looks more lifeless than sex dolls and 3DCG.


 No.721863

>>721856

>pure aryan waifu




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 No.718522[Reply]

>"HEY MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO SOAP! SCRUBBADUBBADUBDUB!"

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 No.721108

File: 835a66263da5e06⋯.jpg (13.74 KB, 310x295, 62:59, kenwtf.jpg)

>>721077

>you think Ashi is a chink


 No.721117

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 No.721132

>>721117

That is some MGTOW-tier shit


 No.721689

>>721117

What did he mean by this?


 No.721862

>>721076

Because people with an overly simplistic and unrealistic view on reality enjoy overly simplistic and unrealistic portrayals of science. It's why "sciences" like psychology have by far the dumbest graduates on average. It's not that they genuinely think it qualifies as science, it's more that it's as high as the bar goes for these people. Anything higher they would never be able to grasp and as such their only recourse is to lower the collective bar rather than attempt to reach up to it themselves.




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 No.721853[Reply]

>Bored and sick binging Netflix

>Random plays brings up Louis CK's new "2017" standup

>In a full suit, greying, talking about killing yourself.

This man does not have the fortitude of known sadmen like Murray and Carrey.

How long till he embraces the void?

 No.721859

>his daughter "daddy do the friendly man voice"

>CK in deep black voice: oh lord i love me some little white girls!"

HE KNOWS


 No.721861

>How long till he embraces the void?

What do you mean, he embraced the dark abyss a long time ago.




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 No.718360[Reply]

I haven't kept up with what has gone on at channel autism for the past 6 months or so. Is there any new material?

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 No.721783

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 No.721784

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 No.721785

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 No.721817

File: 372416295698dfb⋯.jpg (901.96 KB, 1948x1772, 487:443, onions.jpg)


 No.721858

>tfw when looking back to a time /tv/ though Brad was "based" before they discovered Rich Evans.




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 No.721701[Reply]

Does /tv/ have a share thread for MEGA's?

my soon to be roommate just got 2 strikes cause of torrenting and I would like it if he doesn't knock out our internet.

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 No.721764

File: 7d79af5f9526ff3⋯.png (152.52 KB, 636x1136, 159:284, 4672345675687.png)

>tfw Bakabt is now a private tracker


 No.721773

>my soon to be roommate just got 2 strikes cause of torrenting and I would like it if he doesn't knock out our internet

I thought they gave up on giving out strikes?


 No.721787

>>721773

I think they still give them out if you're torrenting super popular normalfag stuff. Sounds like OP's roommate is a pleb.


 No.721834

>>721773

Even before snowden revealed what everyone with half a brain knew that major ISPs monitor their customer's internet activity, it was expected. ISPs stopped bothering when people stopped responding to the letters they would receive.

>>721787

There's some site people can go to which checks your IP against a torrent history list. If you live in an apartment or dormitory where everyone usually shares the same IP, it will tell you how pleb and surface-level everyone's internet is.


 No.721857

>>721834

Pretty sure that public torrent checking site shut down too.




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 No.719703[Reply]

>the future of the human race in jeopardy because of some hollywood bimbo

JUST FUCK MY SPECIES UP

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 No.721656

File: 4245b982e056d1e⋯.jpg (199.95 KB, 595x643, 595:643, 1463939288066.jpg)

>>719703

>race

>species

>same thing

What?


 No.721664

>>721656

One race the huWhite race


 No.721812

>>720619

If science is right that's the process that triggers ice ages.

Ice melts = fuck up sea currents (only reason why Paris, London, etc are not build underground despite being more north than Ottawa) = temperature fall drastically in northern hemisphere = temperature fall drastically across the planet.

And I trust that 1 000 000 time more since it's something that was actually discovered by accident, by non-climatologists (field that only recruit people that want to save the planet) but by marine geologists that didn't had a horse in the race and were studying fossil sea shells.


 No.721821

>>720623

>Literally the flat earth of our time

Are you trying to say greenhouse gas pseudoscience is real?


 No.721855

>>721664

>>721656

get out /pol/, intelligent people are conversing.




File: f2ebbcb51427305⋯.jpg (49.46 KB, 350x462, 25:33, 350full-jessi-nakles.jpg)

 No.721106[Reply]

WHERE IS SHE??

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 No.721749

File: f087ec68925adb5⋯.jpg (48.59 KB, 800x844, 200:211, C-JgM1EV0AAWa6b.jpg)

>>721709

links?


 No.721768

>>721106

She left because Mike tried to get her to fuck a black guy. She was disgusted (as all human women are) and she walked out on him.


 No.721772

>>721768

Gonna need some video evidence pal.


 No.721839

File: cfe141c6af3a1c7⋯.jpg (18.22 KB, 446x250, 223:125, bf93405c5b6e92b7a248b58356….jpg)

>>721772

Video transcription:

[Mike walks into the room agitated]

Jessie: What's this about Mike? You sounded pretty anxious.

[Mike pauses before speaking]

Mike: I need you to do something for me.

[a second of silence]

Mike: I just finished prepping the bull.

[Jessie gasps]

Mike: I need to see you take his poop dick.

[Jessie heaves stifling vomit]

Jessie: What, what is wrong with you? Ever since we went to that Louis CK standup you haven't been the same?

[Mike paces to the other side of the room]

Jessie: This is, disgusting! This isn't like you at all.

Nigger voice from the other room: AY YO WASSUP? LEMME LAY INTO THAT BITCH!

[Jessie with shocked look on her face]

[Mike turns around]

Mike: Do this for me.

[Jessie takes a step back]

Mike: Please.

Jessie: You were third reich mike?! You can't stand n-n-niggers!

Nigger voice from the other room: AY YO WADS DIS I'EAR

Mike: I lied.

[jessie swiftly turns and walks down the hallway, leaving]

Mike: Jessie. Come back.

[door bursts open and shuts]

Rich barely audible and offscreen: Ah, fuck.

Mike: Sorry rich. It looks like I was wrong.

Rich: Damn!

Jay: Well what do we do now?

Mike: Well Jay, I already prepped him. How does your asshole feel?

Jay: Better.

Mike: Give Rich the camera.

Rich: Just put it on the tripod in the room.

Mike: Oh, do that then.

Jay: Kay.

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 No.721854

>>721749

The Reddit page was closed down by the guy who was obsessing over her and nobody seems to have any archived shit.




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 No.718848[Reply]

I can't believe it. Sam was just joking, the second season of world peace finally came out.

:^)

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 No.721593

>>720352

Is it me or has the West just gone from shitty to full retard in the 2010s?

Especially the transitions from 2014 ->15, 15->16, 16->17 were absolutely jarring, as if people just lost half of their brain.

Is (((someone accelerating this?)))


 No.721601

>>721593

Millenials and sjw's, my man.


 No.721608

File: 43fdc79772a1273⋯.png (641.13 KB, 800x1236, 200:309, ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.721635

>>721593

It was in development a little more than that.

Up until Columbine, things were just starting to get a little more relaxed after decades of political correctness seeping through the gaps. Then two faggot kids fail hard at an attempt to destroy an entire suburb and set forth in motion several different things as a result:

>The push that video games are responsible for real-world violence, just as the dust from Mortal Kombat was beginning to finally settle

>That guns should be banned as they are used to commit atrocities

>The idea children are unsafe and need to be looked after by parents and other older figures more which led to NCLB and of course Common Core

Things never really recovered after that. Then 9/11 happened and we got embroiled in the endless sandnigger war. The period between March '03 to July '06 was rather nice though. Relatively peaceful unless you lived in the Meditteranean. And then begun our rapid descent into degeneracy.

January 2007 marked the debut of the Iphone. That summer, the recession hit. Then Obongo became a serious competitor for the White House alongside Hilldawg Cunton. Things got quiet after Madoff made off with millions of people's money, and 2009 was rather unremarkable. Not the worst year by any stretch of the imagination, but far from the best.

2010 is a key year, as that is the year Tumblr was founded. Then in October the first episode of MLP aired, thus proving to hundreds of millions of people worldwide that it's ok to be a complete unapproachable faggot on both the internet and real life if you have enough friends that follow your lifestyle. Early 2012, you got the rise of Sarkenstein, the Chic-Fil-A non-event, and the idea that Romney could beat Obama (he didn't and never stood a chance).

Come 2014, poz is hitting us at full force. You got the pushes for cuckoldry, pedophilia, GG starting up and the attempted co-op of "geek cuPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.721851

>>721635

>2010 is a key year, as that is the year Tumblr was founded.

Tumblr was made in 2007 fag. But other than that you're pretty right on about how we got into this mess anon. I seriously hope we can get out of this shitty mess that we're in because 2016 gave me some hope. Or am I being a bit too optimistic?




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 No.721463[Reply]

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 No.721818

>>721581

The empire doesn't support marriage equality or an amendment guaranteeing equal pay


 No.721823

>>721818

The empire doesn't need marriage laws to begin with because there people aren't stupid enough to not produce enough babies…


 No.721825

>inb4 Finn is transgender


 No.721841

>>721825

>inb4 Poe is transwhite


 No.721848

I would fuck a female Stormtrooper in her armour.




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 No.716770[Reply]

teeny weeny

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 No.721382

>>721361

>new

He's been crying about /pol/ ceaselessly ever since he got banned January 2016.

Anyone else would just fuck with their VPN and keep shitposting, but he fled to here and it looks like we're stuck with him.


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 No.721437

File: 890a86de9081d3e⋯.jpg (902.54 KB, 1542x3000, 257:500, asr tiny.jpg)


 No.721846

File: b640bea7c9292db⋯.jpg (155.21 KB, 500x804, 125:201, shawn-johnson-andrew-east-….jpg)

File: 4421da16c9756db⋯.jpg (142.08 KB, 639x1200, 213:400, 958_1000.jpg)

Shawn Michel East


 No.721847

>>716793

Do these images fail the Dost test?

They look really convincingly like actual CP.




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 No.721844[Reply]

Why did power rangers flopped?



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 No.721393[Reply]

why the fuck are threads randomly being deleted again?

why the fuck are the "helpful" steps on the 404 pages completely useless?

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 No.721796

File: c1690e25c44876a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.15 MB, 695x900, 139:180, tVsH.png)

>>721748

>first pic

Truly a specimen worthy of an admirable title…


 No.721797

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>>721640

>>721705

>>721743

>>721748

You people still don't get it, do you?


 No.721799

File: bde01e4e665933c⋯.jpg (35.27 KB, 389x392, 389:392, 33.jpg)

>>721797

A wild maisie appears…


 No.721837

>>721797 (You)

>>721799 (You)

daily reminder to not impregnate your sister


 No.721842

>>721837

>not giving your sister the gift of motherhood

You must be a terrible brother.




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 No.720666[Reply]

Biological gender is fake science

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 No.721789

>>721046

The guy who made the art explained on his twitter that its a reference to patriarchy comics.


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 No.721824

>>721822

Shut up cumskin


 No.721828

>>721824

Are you mad? Because you know very deep, that killing yourself is only right thing to do?

>>>/suicide/

DO IT


 No.721831

jews are pushing the gay shit to control population growth, you cant have kids by being sodomized in your stretched anus that will make your wear dieapers in your 40s or pumped with a rubber dick on your dried up blown up cunt




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