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Rules Baneposting Film Star Wars Actresses

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 No.283191[Reply]

With Pixar as fucked as it is after its massive flop "The Good Dinosaur" and the fact that Disney can now make CGI and Pixar-quality movies without them, how long until Disney pulls the plug? Everything they have planned for the future is nothing but sequels so expect no surprising original cash grabs like Inside Out.

So in all honesty are they fucked? And will Dreamworks go down with them after their next big animated flop?

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 No.283346

people are finally realizing all 3d movies look and sound the same. everyone makes the same expressions and are animated in the same, wobbly fashion. the whole "Pixar is better than Dreamworks" shit was a meme pushed onto us by viral marketers.

it took them 20 fucking years.


 No.283348

>>283237

It cost $200 million to make, not counting promotional costs.

You don't know what a flop is, do you?


 No.283349

>>283191

Disney are never going to pull the plug because Pixar has too much name value. At best, they might re-staff it with Disney people and get rid of all the Pixar people. I wouldn't be surprised if this hasn't happened already.


 No.283352

>>283346

How long until the return of 2D?


 No.283353

Pixar haven't made a good movie in seven or eight years, it'd wouldn't be too sad to see them go.

On a related note: the second half of WALL-E shouldn't even exist. It goes from a cutesy love story about two robots into an overly-wacky "muh environment" film in the flip of a switch.




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 No.283305[Reply]

Hey /tv/. I was wondering if you guys have any good road trip comedy movies you could recommend? If its anything from before 2000 then even better.

 No.283335

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Nothing to Lose

Maybe even Dirty Girl, but that's very recent, has homos in it, and it's more like a drama


 No.283351

>>283335

I saw Dirty Girls and it was complete shit on every level. Anyway I've already seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles which was great. Never seen Nothing to Lose so thanks for that, I'll check it out.




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 No.282336[Reply]

ITT plot-holes with no excuses

> Matrix

> Cypher leaves the real world to talk with the Agent without an operator

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 No.282571

>>282351

He would probably immediately have a stroke or other embolism


 No.283161

>>282351

Does MOLTEN LIQUID METAL kill a man?


 No.283164

>>282370

How is it not a plot hole?


 No.283243

>Larry Wachowski

>10 years later Lana Wachowski


 No.283350

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>the pro

>no actual sex scene




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 No.282895[Reply]

I'll start with the Movies and Schedule

Main Movies:

>Batman

>Superman

>Wonder Woman

>Green Lantern

>Aquaman

>World's Finest

>Justice League

Side Films:

>Shazam

>Flash

>Black Canary

>Hawkman

>Cyborg

>Lobo

>Suicide Squad

TV:

>Batgirl

>Nigtwing

>Supergirl

>Hawkgirl

>Teen Titans

>Justice League Dark

>Blue Beetle

>Booster Gold

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 No.283052

>>283004

>implying DC could be so desperate to put shills to shitpost in a mongolian cartoons board.

If Bronson was still alive, he could be a good casting for a Live Action of Batman Beyond or The Dark Knight Returns.


 No.283061

>>283052

one billion buckaroos will make a company do a lotta things, anon.


 No.283066

>>283061

This. We are all hitting the bottom of the fucked shit barrel.


 No.283071

>>283066

Dubs confirm


 No.283347

>>282968

Haven't you seen, the new Lobo is a twink




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 No.281931[Reply]

Capeshit v. Capeshit: Dawn of Capeshit is BTFO

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 No.283333

QUADS


 No.283337

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 No.283340

>>283332

Executive producer means everything you autistic nigger. He's can remain silent for most of the production but say one word, and the entire movie will be changed because of this one word.

Also

>they only gotten the guy that made them billions of dollars on the new Batman movie and made him not do shit.

>being this retarded


 No.283343

>>283340

>Executive producer means everything you autistic nigger.

It means jack shit. Nolan is, in this instance, what we call a producer in name only

>He's can remain silent for most of the production but say one word, and the entire movie will be changed because of this one word.

He said the necksnapping scene in Man of Steel was a bad idea, they did it anyway. He was much more involved in that film. So much for that theory, retard

>they only gotten the guy that made them billions of dollars on the new Batman movie and made him not do shit.

>being this retarded

Did you not just read the quote where Roven said Nolan didn't do shit?


 No.283345

>>283340

Also, Nolan's production company (Syncopy) isn't listed as amongst the production companies that produced the film, which means Nolan didn't front any money for this film, which means Nolan didn't have the power to change the film with a word, because he's not paying for it.




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 No.282491[Reply]

EXCLUSIVE: MAJOR SHAKE-UP FOR WARNER BROS AND DC - WB EXECS AND SNYDER ON SUICIDE WATCH

>It's clear now that the long-awaited Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice has been met with some pretty harsh reactions from critics, holding close to a 40% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

>I recently spoke with a source at Warner Bros who took part in a late-night conference call with execs following the initial flood of negative reviews. The call was moderated by exec Steve Spira and included many of the higher-ups at WB. Here's what my source had to say:

>-"WB execs are shitting their pants. If [Batman V Superman] makes less than a billion, [Zack] Snyder is out and Justice League will be delayed 8 months."

>-"Chris Nolan is being courted as a producer and George Miller, David Yates, Louis Letterier, and Vincenzo Natali are all being courted to take over Justice League."

>-"Wonder Woman is undergoing major rewrites. Specifically, WW needs to be reworked as a standalone film incase of a soft reboot. Aquaman, Cyborg, and Green Lantern Corps are all on the chopping block too."

>-"Investors are planning a major takeover if [Batman V Superman] flops and have plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."

http://www.moovienews.com/20160323-major-shakeup-for-warnerbros-and-dc.html

Is this the beginning of the end?

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 No.283331

>>283327

why you can never comment on all these totally not shilled reviews


 No.283336

>>283314

do you even know what shill is?

>>>/normies/


 No.283341

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>>283327

>bbc

>brits get their movie reviews from the same source as Louis CK


 No.283342

>>283270

Instead of sticking to something simple they had to escalate it by having him fight one of Green Lantern's biggest threats instead of having him beat up some crooks or maybe sinestro. But no, Hal had to fight the living manifestation of fear, a literal god in the first movie.


 No.283344

>>283109

daily reminder that SJWs are a paid mob that exists to keep people in fear.

they are literally no different than Muslim terrorists.




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 No.280807[Reply]

Varys and Littlefinger edition

Previous:

>>279475

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 No.282831

>>282617

And claimed it tasted like heaven…


 No.282836

>>282617

reaction picture is relevant funny 10/10 will come again


 No.283293

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>>282807

Those drawn figures are really cute


 No.283300

>>282337

>We need GRRM to sell books as well so we can get more merch royalties too and keep him happy


 No.283339

>>283300

Nice double dubs

What if the series starts to differ so greatly from the books, that Uncle George can no longer claim it's his creation? What if all the prominent characters die, gets replaced by new ones, and the show runs on forever?




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 No.281699[Reply]

I remember lots of horror films back in the 80s had lots of kids getting killed. Especially in gruesome manners. Yet nowadays you don't see much of that. What happened? I also noticed that more and more horror films keep using a generic group of stoner teens as the victims. It was fun when Freddy and Jason did it, but now it feels overdone. Or is that just me?

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 No.282990

>>281790

I wish it would've been an anthology series, that would have made it fresh and interesting each time.


 No.283059

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This little bitch needs to suffer more.


 No.283140

>>282754

>>282782

It was a coincidence I swear


 No.283152

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Times really have changed


 No.283338

>>282056

there's also a kid who gets killed by a facehugger at the very beginning




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 No.283328[Reply]

>Concord man arrested for not returning VHS rental 14 years later

A Concord man was arrested for failing to return a 2002 VHS rental movie, “Freddy Got Fingered.”

James Meyers showed Channel 9 the arrest warrant Wednesday. It shows Meyers is charged with failure to return rental property, a misdemeanor. The video store is no longer in operation but was a family owned business in Kannapolis at the time.

“The officer said, 'I don’t know how to tell you this but there’s a warrant out for your arrest from 2002. Apparently you rented the movie "Freddy Got Fingered" and never returned it.' I thought he was joking,” said Meyers.

Meyers said the officers were very polite and professional. They let him take his daughter to school and go to work as long as he promised to turn himself into the police department later that day.

Meyers said he thought everything would get straightened out at the department. He was surprised when officers arrested him and then took him to the magistrate’s office.

“For the first time I got put in handcuffs,” said Meyers.

“They’re not focusing on the crimes I think they should be focusing on,” said Meyers. “That hour the cops sat out there with me, the hour and a half I was down in the magistrate's office could have been spent somewhere else.”

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-not-returning-freddy-got-fingered-vhs-from-2002/177186020

 No.283330

He deserves prison for watching Freddy Got Fingered.


 No.283334

>freddy got fingered




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 No.281223[Reply]

What should her punishment be?

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 No.283238

>>282881

She doesn't want anything. She's just puppet obeying whatever orders she was given by (((them)))

What you think is the true reason behind this refuges to Europe thing is for public consumption. Quite frankly I don't think you can handle the real truth.


 No.283240

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>>283238

>(((them)))

LIES!


 No.283309

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 No.283319

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>>281451

>Asians are to whites as whites are to blacks


 No.283325

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>>283309

>stick figure comix




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 No.256492[Reply]

How did we go from this…

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 No.281210

>>281202

Will he follow in the footsteps of Nicholas Brendon & Brendan Fraser?


 No.283223

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>>280816

FEMINISM?


 No.283236

>>278293

>cucks

>washed up stars

>taking a break from their fucking careers to be more feminist

>hurrr equal pay

If I take a break from my career to dick around I would be unable to find a job later on.


 No.283239

>>281210

Of courshe


 No.283323

>>259900

Time travel works well when you balance good and evil. Removing evil will also remove good.




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 No.275538[Reply]

Biggest bomb of the year?

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 No.282569

>>275538

I'd heard about this shit before, but wait, it's more CGI shit?

We can't even get our horrible unfunny "adult" comedy animated in 2D anymore?

But of course everyone realizes that tons of parents are going to take their kids to see this. Parents who see the 3DCG with the funny looking faces, and assume this is a kid's movie, and take them to it.

Ha ha. Ha ha ha.


 No.283210

When is this atrocity coming out anyway?


 No.283212

>>283210

August.


 No.283231

>>282182

>Implying a subtle reference doesn't count as a joke

>Using cuck improperly in a desperate attempt to fit in

I'm not a fan of what you're doing here.


 No.283322

>>283231

shut up cuck




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 No.282030[Reply]

>movies used to be much better in the 90s

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 No.283269

>>282036

BAZOOPER


 No.283271

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 No.283320

>>282931

yeah, that's a very wrong opinion indeed

the whole movie, in fact, is shit not worth talking about


 No.283321

>>282036

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR




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 No.282573[Reply]

ITT: Movies women cannot understand

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 No.283261

>>282574

So WHY didn´t they wait until the end of the festival? Surely, the entirety of the Spartan army would stand a better chance against Xerxes.


 No.283262

>>283261

Because writing and "muh spartan pride".


 No.283295

>>282788

You're wrong.

>>282886

There's nothing to understand in this movie.


 No.283308

>>283261

If they had waited the Persians would already have taken over much of Northern Greece.


 No.283318

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 No.281818[Reply]

So ive been watching RLM for awhile and everytime Jack comes on i always cringe. I dont dislike the guy, i mean he seems like a decent person but ive always felt hes out of place and unfunny. I didnt know others felt the same after looking this shit up.

Cringe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA

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 No.283051

>>281818

His delivery could use some work but otherwise I don't usually mind him. Maybe you're just projecting your own insecurities onto him OP.


 No.283053

>>282226

>as gen X-ers Mike/Jay/Rich

They're not that old, faggot.


 No.283055

>>281818

Why is this fucker on the show?


 No.283283

>>282530

He's getting mad about people calling him a jew on Twitter at the moment.


 No.283311

>>281883

This all sounds a bit like wishful thinking.

Only reason I've ever seen for calling him AIDS Moby has been because he looked like Moby if he had AIDS.




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