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 No.1648967[Reply]

This is a muh dick thread

Post what makes you go "MUH DICK"

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 No.1651479

>>1650652

ashley!!!!!¬!!! fuck i havent cummed to her in years she is definitely worth it may come back


 No.1651481

>>1650022

>>1650027

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i just hit the nut spot i can cum any moment


 No.1651483

>>1649982

post webm of this


 No.1651485

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH AH H AHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.1651486

fuck i just nutted to to elle

i kinda regret not cumming to ashley she'd give me a more wholesome feeling having cummed to her but i didnt want to just cum to a single gif




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 No.1651305[Reply]

>tfw no underage harem

>tfw no 7 years old gf to provide for me

>tfw no 9 years old gf to operate the artificial wombs

>tfw no tall 12 years old gf to cuddle with me

>tfw no 19 years old gf to mass clone, strap explosives to and use as suicider bomber

This is not a blackpill, it's just bleak.

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 No.1651318

>>1651305

the mucus one is hot


 No.1651321

>ewww hair is yucky!!!

Pedoweeb freaks everyone


 No.1651354

these are the women in your league


 No.1651364

People like you need to be shot in the face with flechettes.


 No.1651484

File: 184d2cb552886b9⋯.png (12.64 KB, 1804x83, 1804:83, robot supremacy.png)

We are robots. Our race is the Master Race. We are the divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves.




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 No.1651388[Reply]

LOL!

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 No.1651425

>>1651415

Where do I sign up?


 No.1651438

>>1651425

Your local synagogue or Nickelodeon studio. Whichever is closest.


 No.1651440

>>1651418

On his final day in office Trump should do a telecast where without explanation he urinates into a muslim woman's mouth then grins to the camera and the feed just cuts out right there.


 No.1651444

>>1651440

>urinates

hmmm, yes. Indubitably.


 No.1651482

He's about to ruin theirs when he smugly overturns Roe vs Wade.>>1651444

>>>1651444




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 No.1641411[Reply]

Goblin Slayer General. What are some other kinos with autistic mc?

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 No.1651347

File: 3240dab13e807ad⋯.jpeg (103.11 KB, 964x964, 1:1, 3240dab13e807ad0432c23ab9….jpeg)

>>1651334

Pure kino


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 No.1651457

>>1650533

I must know what makes enthusiasts of all that I loathe and am disgusted by tic, even if I am pretty sure it's just a variant of social retardation I find insufferable compared to my own


 No.1651476

>>1650480

We live in such a world goblins are niggers you cuck


 No.1651480

Is Goblin Slayer Reddit? Vote now.

http://poal.me/gap5rd




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 No.1651261[Reply]

Ok so I found this funny parody of anti-Goblin Slayer cucks https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=QEWR4NA_d-0

Goblin Slayer is k i n o and NOT REDDIT'S FAVORITE ANIME THIS SEASON,

do not look up Goblin Slayer on reddit

do not look up Goblin Slayer on reddit

just believe me that they don't like it

if you post screencaps of reddit liking this anime you're a redditor

brb making 10 more shill threads for /tv/ my discord is ironic_koronofag_9821, add me

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 No.1651361

>>1651358

>he didn't watch the video

>he still clicks on thread

get out nigger


 No.1651374

File: 7a51bfdba3b83b9⋯.gif (4.19 MB, 280x302, 140:151, 7a51bfdba3b.gif)

>anti-cuckime cuck


 No.1651397

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 No.1651400

>>1651342

this video has some major 2012 vibes tbh, it's like an ancient monster returning from the void


 No.1651478

Is Goblin Slayer Reddit?

http://poal.me/gap5rd




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 No.1648719[Reply]

>Goblin Slayer wants to kill this

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 No.1651428

>>1651373

>english tv and movie board

>english

Then why is over half the kino recommended to me on here either in Italian, Spanish or some freaking eastern-European moonspeak?


 No.1651435

>>1651428

Anglos are no longer capable of kino creation.


 No.1651468

>>1651384

calmer than you

jews did 911


 No.1651470

>bumping dead shill thread

1 cent has been deposited in your crunchyroll account


 No.1651471

>>1651384

>not liking Goblin Slayer

>goon

got that backwards faggot.




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 No.1651396[Reply]

Hahahah national-socialist bugmen btfo

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 No.1651448

Hehehe,fagscism is dumb but being enslaved by corporations and businesses is cool XD

#BBC

#Cuckporn

#childsexslaves


 No.1651449

File: 8a385415a9b3339⋯.jpg (85.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1216924712918.jpg)

>>1651445

>nazbol

>3DPD


 No.1651464

>>1651422

Jews are descended from neanderthals (most mixed, pure neanderthals went extinct and were forced to mingle with their conquerors) and everyone else from the vastly advanced Cro Magnon

this is why Jews are so aggressive and spiteful, literally unevolved


 No.1651466

https://archive.fo/DdBBr

“Our race is the Master Race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves.” — Menachem Begin – Israeli Prime Minister 1977-1983

https://archive.fo/ar5PE

"A new article in the leading journal Nature Communications claims to have settled the question. Analysis of DNA samples has shown that on the female line, the Ashkenazim are descended not from the Near East but from southern and western Europe."

>sounds like they didnt come from the Middle East

"This suggests that, even though Jewish men may indeed have migrated into Europe from Palestine around 2000 years ago, they seem to have married European women," states Professor Richards.

>article contradicts itself in less than 10 paragraphs

"The origins of the Ashkenazim is one of the big questions that people have pursued again and again and never really come to a conclusive view," said Prof Richards, who has described the new data as "compelling."

>tl;dr this is how a misguiding study used to manipulate the narrative force-fed to the goyim looks like

Another example is the famous study from 1997-1999, Krings et al. In that journal article, the authors argued that based on their research of a "shoulder" bone (humerus) of a neanderthal skeleton found in 1856 in Dusseldorf, Germany, neanderthals don't share DNA with modern humans and they thus went extinct.

The study in 2001 proved this wrong and that we share 1-4% of DNA (this study was based on a Russian skeleton, analyzing the left bone leg, the “tibia”).

archive.is/LLqNw

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 No.1651469

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>>1651464

Exept the neanderthals where like elves, they where supperior in almost every way and even tually got HUMANED to extinction. All races but niggers have neanderthall dna, with whites having the most. This is why we are so smart.




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 No.1651467[Reply]

>I never walk about after dark

>It’s my point of view

>Cause someone could break your neck

>Coming up behind you

>Always coming and you'd never have a clue

>And now I look behind all the time

>I will wait forever

>Always looking straight

>Thinking counting all the hours you wait

>See you on a dark night

What are some kinos about cute girls getting raped?



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 No.1649730[Reply]

“Hate Most real killers”

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 No.1651348

File: 51649e71288d088⋯.png (376.1 KB, 434x524, 217:262, 1539822622945.png)


 No.1651417

>>1651348

Hey reddit.


 No.1651434

>>1651348

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IM GONNNNNAAA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM


 No.1651461

I'd kill her uterus drowned in cum if you know what I mean


 No.1651465

>>1651348

I chuckled




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 No.1649857[Reply]

GAHOOLE BTFOS UNDERAGED #METOO ROASTIE AND MAKES PEDO DISCORD SPIC SPERG OUT

Skip to 1:13:00.

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=l8XwkVaG6qM

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 No.1651316

>>1651298

If I don't stop, will he die?


 No.1651320

>>1651316

You'll accelerate his inevitable suicide


 No.1651343

>>1651316

It would be extremely uneventful.


 No.1651365

File: a3997f50889de54⋯.jpg (25.46 KB, 243x352, 243:352, SHIT LIST.jpg)

>ctrl+f "zach"

>1 of 35


 No.1651463

>>1651101

That woman is one of the biggest holes I've ever seen.




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 No.1650356[Reply]

UH, THIS IS TVMERICA

 No.1650359

File: 4b1103915e9a420⋯.jpg (31.7 KB, 209x203, 209:203, 1437947911698.jpg)

What are you trying to accomplish here?


 No.1650374

>>1650356

put some rice in it before you send it


 No.1650423

you need to be sent behind woodshed for some ass fucking


 No.1651462

>>1650356

<I DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE FOR THAT LONG AND I HAVE NO DUCKING IDEA WHO THIS ZACK PERSON IS, R÷÷÷EEEEEEEEEE÷EEEEEEE÷EEEE÷EEE÷E




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 No.1650617[Reply]

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 No.1651262

File: 618b73e86214ec2⋯.jpg (43.6 KB, 551x554, 551:554, dbc4718c55a1ebb6bd7652eb42….jpg)

>>1651221

Don't misgender Zachy please. And I don't want to fuck him, just dress >her up in cute clothes and bully the shit out of >her for making awful posts.


 No.1651266

File: b84a0c293e30fe3⋯.mp4 (541.94 KB, 640x800, 4:5, Video by boettcherashley-B….mp4)

>>1651221

He's literally the sexiest most feminine piece of ass on a thirsty incel board, you do the math


 No.1651294

>>1651266

Is that a fucking hi-gain wifi antenna? kek


 No.1651442

>>1651262

You'd be less pathetic if you just admitted you're a sick queer and owned up to it instead of backtracking with piss-weak excuses.


 No.1651460

>>1651442

Nice try Zachy




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 No.1649549[Reply]

BOOM

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 No.1650642

They are private companies and platforms so there is no first amendment issues with it. Let the free market make other platforms for those that feel like they are being "censored." Worked for 8chan.


 No.1650654

>>1650642

>worked for 8chan

lol


 No.1650782

File: 2e823aebf439221⋯.jpeg (149.63 KB, 640x967, 640:967, 6a59cafa7d164ea2924e3f96b….jpeg)

>>1650590

I'm also right. In the end, that's all that matters.


 No.1651451

>>1649549

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

I want you in my room

Let's spend the night together

Forever and ever

Together in my room

BOOM-BOOM BOOM-BOOM


 No.1651459

umm, banning hate speech is the opposite of censorship sweetie




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 No.1651437[Reply]

Uhm pepe? Sweetie… that's yesterday's news.

Gritty is the new meme all the kids are talking about. Please…

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 No.1651450

>>1651446

>No need to replace what should be destroyed

Why does Antifa hate shop windows and public trash bins so much anyways?


 No.1651454

WOW, pol is OVER


 No.1651455

>>1651439

>proclaim to hate liberals

>agree with everything liberals believe in but you like hitting things

This is your brain on /leftypol/ and chapo trap house


 No.1651456

>>1651455

They also say Israel is evil but you can get banned for antisemitism. That entire board is just schizophrenic.


 No.1651458

File: 4b60938b6a69ded⋯.jpg (83.11 KB, 960x439, 960:439, l11.jpg)

File: 34c50564fb8330b⋯.jpg (98.87 KB, 907x960, 907:960, l12.jpg)

I just love these meme's :D

they make me laugh multiple!!




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 No.1650206[Reply]

Would /tv/ with a sex and the city girl?

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 No.1651307

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!


 No.1651391

File: f0eb1873e302169⋯.jpg (897.55 KB, 2021x3189, 2021:3189, Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Feet-….jpg)

>>1651273

>>1651267

>Implying you wouldn't


 No.1651401

>>1651267

>>1651273

Yes yes, she looks like a horse. God this meme needs to die already. It's like beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker.


 No.1651406

File: c4ac56b99df825f⋯.png (350.92 KB, 531x471, 177:157, c4ac56b99df825fe16ccfcbfa6….png)

>>1651391

>she will never crush your penis with those veiny hoofs while farting in your face


 No.1651453

File: 4db9f9312b3db7d⋯.jpg (767.03 KB, 2700x3263, 2700:3263, Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Feet-….jpg)

File: 26c804ecf914aba⋯.jpg (314.85 KB, 1800x1156, 450:289, Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Feet-….jpg)

>>1651406

feels bad man




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