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 No.610488[Reply]

why was this so fucking disturbing?

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 No.610538

>>610536

found the luddite


 No.610540

>>610538

luddites did nothing wrong


 No.610541

>>610534

It was clearly Machine propaganda to portray the Humans as evil while the Robutts were innocent dindu muffins


 No.610542

>>610536

I get that 01 is to blame for the war when they broke the ecomomy, but why we gave them sentience in the first place is beyond me. They should have completely abolished machine sentience the moment the first murder happened (does it count as murder when a machine kills a human?)


 No.610545

>>610540

except all that destruction of property and the homicides




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 No.609553[Reply]

Hi, my name is Catrina

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 No.610377

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The rest of the VHF is even better.


 No.610427

>>610377

Every second of this is golden, it's like an ancient We Are The Number One


 No.610429

>>609672

She's in the backrow


 No.610521

>>609553

>>609553

>>609553

add mroe girls, get rid of nignog


 No.610543

>>610377

Pure Kinny




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 No.610496[Reply]

THE REIGN OF THE OLD DUNKINATE… IS OVER

 No.610539

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>>610496

MEET THE NEW BOSS

SAME AS THE OLD BOSS




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 No.610447[Reply]

Post em.

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 No.610485

Aliantos is a God.


 No.610525

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thad phiel when your thread ded


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 No.609858[Reply]

THIS is kino

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 No.610435

>>610365

>>609858

How can it be kino if it's a tv series?


 No.610486

>>609868

>protoshit

Take it to /bwithvideogames/.


 No.610515

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>>610342

>/v/eddit


 No.610528

>watching cartoons

do I share this board with fuckin babies??


 No.610532

>>610528

Yes, yes you do. I suggest frequenting mature communities for mature users like Reddit and Neogaf.




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 No.610076[Reply]

Can television advertisement be considered kino? I must admit, I feel commercials are an art form. For example, I believe McDonald's has built an empire off of clever advertising such as "I'm lovin' it" and "Have you had your break today?".

What commercials/McDonalds combo meals does /tv/ consider kino?

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 No.610411

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Best commercial series of the past 20 years? ill let you decide….

but the answer is yes

ESPECIALLY compared to the new "most interesting man in the world" who is just some Spic-Jew fuck who can barely speak English and has NO veneer of elegance, class, or sophistication. FUCK Current Year Most Interesting Man


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>>610076

#1 Big Mac with a Coke supersized.


 No.610523

>>610502

Classic.


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 No.610461[Reply]

What are the worst tv finales?

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 No.610492

>>610491

pottery isn't it?


 No.610505

>>610467

>you're on the main cast, you helped build a new Trek series for 4 years and then one day Fat Riker comes in and cancels your show

I don't know who came up with that idea but you're right, it was a huge "fuck you" to the fans and the crew.


 No.610510

HowIMetYourMother.jpg


 No.610517

Battlestar Galactica. Starbuck disappears into thin air. God did it.


 No.610522

>>610510

>watching How I Met Your Reddit until the finale




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 No.608040[Reply]

This past week has really opened my eyes.

I was impartial to the star wars prequels. Didn't love them but never hated them.

Even so I would always read the same hate from "real" star wars fans and I never dwelled on it since it was the norm.

After the praise and defense on this board I finally had something to contrast with the hate. Frankly the haters are beyond childish and all their "arguments" consists of regurgitated buzzwords and shitposting. The prequel fans are at least able to back up their arguments with scripts, images and their general knowledge against the haters' ignorance.

I love the original trilogy but the fans of that are beyond cringey when they are driven by their autistic anger over the prequels compared to the prequels fans who are able to appreciate both trilogies for their cinematography and how they were both able to offer something unique to the star wars universe.

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 No.610412

>>609024

>If the art of filmmaking is a mastery over the composition of moving images and visual storytelling then isn't the aesthetics central to film?

yeah, when the images composed are done together in a clever way to help further the story. the prequels were toy commercials and nothing more.


 No.610434

>>610407

>>610412

He keeps coming back to show his butthurt lol


 No.610460

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One thing I will say is the way they treated Grievous was similar to Bobba Fett that they didn't do him justice in the films.


 No.610519

>>610363

>>610366

I honestly can't recall one memorable piece from that movie. I would have to rewatch the whole thing in order to actually try finding something, and even then I'd probably forget how it sounded within a few days. SJW Abrams probably would've just been better off having Michael Giacchino score it since they actually have some sort of work history together. It would've pissed off pretty much every fanboy alive who insists that only Williams can do the music for the series but at least something in that movie would've been interesting.

>>610460

Fuck me, I forgot all about him. Yeah, it still bothers me how they just ex-machina'd him with that blaster pistol. It was such a cheap way to kill him off, especially because he and Obi-Wan had only been using lightsabers up until then.


 No.610520

>>610407

I've explained why I like them several times




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 No.610439[Reply]

Was the finale a warning against race mixing?

 No.610470

>>610439

>pops is dead

How did that happen?


 No.610480

>>610470

He sacrificed himself to kill his brother


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Yes.




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 No.608442[Reply]

I'm Lovin It® edition

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 No.610205

>>610173

>muh cultural appropriation

>>>/tumblr/


 No.610292

>>608660

>Because her shape

>obeast negress with an ass like a three dollar mule is attractive

Can you even begin to understand how bad that walking baboon factory will stink up your bathroom? I bet she has three different plumbers on speed dial.


 No.610360

>>610197

To be fair Russell Brand has a actual micropenis, so whoring around after the divorce is understanable.


 No.610373

>>610360

To be fair it was probably cold out when he took that pic.


 No.610516

>>608492

Whore miley is best miley.




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 No.610127[Reply]

>tfw I am the only one here

>tfw trumpseeker ran out of memes

>tfw an orange bigot is becoming president and getting nuclear codes

I had to do some soul searching for a while. I finnaly accepted trump will be president. b

BUT.. NOT MY PRESIDENT!!

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 No.610483

>>610471

0/10 try a bit harder, you're getting there


 No.610493

>>610462

Try live TV debate and Wikipedia dumbass.


 No.610507

>>610471

Better than you leftists and your anti-American shitfest.


 No.610512

>>610483

the truth hurts doesnt it u nazi turd?


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 No.610293[Reply]

WHAT'S MY NAME?

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 No.610368

NO


 No.610379

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JOJ VALJEAJ


 No.610381

>>610301

ACCINO!


 No.610420

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>>610379

Is this Ccino?


 No.610511

>>610420

DON'T MIND IF I DO!




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 No.605431[Reply]

Niggers in anime

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 No.610092

>>609663

It's hilarious that Yang would get annoyed or curious as to why a low ranking guy like Mashengo is walking around the bridge.


 No.610348

>>605468

not anime


 No.610350

>>610092

IIRC it's not because Mashengo is on the bridge, it's because he was assigned to be somewhere else entirely.


 No.610433

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>>610348

If it looks like anime then it must be anime fam.


 No.610508

>>610433

Wakfu uses different animation. It only looks like anime in a few still shots but the movement is more cartoony.




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 No.602008[Reply]

What movies are you looking forward to in current year?

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 No.610080

>>609897

I'm not sure how to feel about a sequel to Blade Runner since the story is self contained. But the director for the sequel has done a lot of good work so I can try I guess.


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>>602008

best flick this year is gonna be reality nigger, go outside


 No.610222

>>610078

you lost hillary, go home, youre drunk


 No.610500

>>610080

My thoughts on that, as well. I've only seen Sicario by him but it was fucking great and almost everything else by him looks good too so if anything, this movie will be in his own style rather than a half-assed nostalgic attempt and (hopefully) won't just be another boring reboot.




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 No.609748[Reply]

Can anyone recommend me some funny parody films?

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 No.610326

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>>610066

>liking anything with Danny McBride in it


 No.610371

>>610326

He was funny in tropic thunder and first season of eastbound and down was good. Cmon now.


 No.610454

>>609748

Austin Powers

Scary Movie 2

Not Another Teen Movie


 No.610455

>>610454

>Scary Movie 2

>not Scary Movie 1


 No.610495

>>609748

Student Bodies




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