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File: 2c8c2fec89d081f⋯.png (422.2 KB, 750x631, 750:631, GetOut.png)

 No.655288[Reply]

Anyone else looking forward to getting BLACKED by this perfect movie?

If you don't like it, you're clearly racist and need to

GET OUT

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 No.658354

File: 13ce475c64d817b⋯.gif (846.64 KB, 480x336, 10:7, you.gif)

>>658353

I remember when trolling didn't mean "i got someone to reply to me".


 No.658472

>>658192

>hurr, these cherry-picked images without any scientific source disprove the oppression the African-american suffered and still suffers on our country!

next your going to tell me the Holocaust never happened because a picture says so, right? retard


 No.658476

It was pretty lame but black people love this movie. I bet they are cheering for the injustice black people face on the daily basis like how this movie depicted it to be. And how white people are scary. Black people in the theater cheered when he started killing the whites in this movie. But overall it was pretty meh. Not really scary or anything.


 No.658479

>>658188

Majority of slaves went to South America though. And look how they turned out to be.


 No.658521

>>655313

Sounds like a crazier version of The Gods Must Be Crazy.

I'd watch it.




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 No.657745[Reply]

Robert De Niro snaps at wife for 'spending all my money'

>A source tells the paper that, in a moment of frustration, De Niro boiled over while bickering with Hightower in public at a Manhattan bar, telling her, “I wouldn’t have to keep making s - - tty movies if you didn’t spend all my money!”

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/02/25/robert-de-niro-snaps-at-wife-for-spending-all-my-money.html

JUST

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 No.658511

>>658079

>one closeted homo helping another closeted homo stay in the closet

Checks out.


 No.658512

>>658126

>screwing at least 5 different girls at the same time

>"girlfriend cheated on me"

Pick one, cuck.


 No.658516

>arguing over the actual definition of cuckold when none of you even bothered to look it up

>letting the cuck memer derail the thread like this


 No.658518

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 No.658520

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>>657745

Oh boy, looks like "Casino" becomes real.




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 No.658441[Reply]

I know that /tv/ or at least some of /tv/ thinks porn actresses are degenerates, whores, etc., especially when they are blacked. But what about male porn actors? Are they in this category too?

If we have one guy, who screws a lot of women and even gets payed for it, I'd call that a very lucky person. Let's say he only does white women in his films, no gay shit, nothing like that. Is he a degenerate too?

 No.658463

Yes.


 No.658519

File: d53031625f6344b⋯.jpg (166.23 KB, 800x590, 80:59, IMG_6738.JPG)

>(((Ron Jeremy)))

Yes, shiksas fucking BJC is degenerate as fuck.




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 No.658260[Reply]

Where did he go so wrong, /tv/?

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 No.658496

File: 2d0a40523a53205⋯.jpg (304.92 KB, 500x680, 25:34, cookie.jpg)

>>658269

>>658267

Here's my favorite one:

>a light turns on the single spot of light in heavy contrast with the rest of the room

>an exhausted louis ck slowly shuffles out from behind the curtain

>soft murmurs come from the audience, only their yellow teeth and the whites of their eyes can be seen by louis

>they stop as they see him grab the microphone

>at first be mutters under his breath

>now the crowd is clearly confused

>louis speaks up and says" y-you gg-guys know what makes me so down today"

>the crowd goes silent in anticipation

>suddenly Louis yells

>FUCKING HONKEY CRACKERS

>The audience starts hollering and beating on the tables in joy

>Louis continues

>THESE FUCKING PASTY DEVILS NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED

>The crowd starts to get rowdy as they hear louis talk, they start to knock over tables as a drum beat starts

>LET IT BE KNOWN I'M NO HYPOCRITE FOLKS I WILL DELIVER

>The curtain opens to see louis wife and daughter bound and gagged

>The eyes of the men in the crowd grow wide

>GET UP HERE MEN. louis yells

>the stage is flooded with nogs with no pants

>LETS BREED THE WHITE FROM THEM BOYS, ITS ONLY RIGHT

>as louis's daughter is getting run on by a train he takes out a kattana and brings it down slicing her skull down the middle as his wife yells in primal horror

>the nogresses in the crowd start chanting as they do their tribal Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.658503

There should really be only one thread for this, like how /got/ is kept to one thread.


 No.658508

File: 93f901cbb8c3f6a⋯.jpg (67.55 KB, 518x790, 259:395, Louis bred.jpg)

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>>658503

>>He doesn't "get" Louisposting


 No.658513

>>658508

I get it perfectly. You post it nonstop because you are just an actual cuck.


 No.658517

File: 93f901cbb8c3f6a⋯.jpg (67.55 KB, 518x790, 259:395, Louis bred.jpg)

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>>658513

>>He thinks Louisposters are just one guy

>>He thinks Louisposters aren't patrician

>>He doesn't "get" it, while proclaiming that he does

Yikes!




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 No.657913[Reply]

>European movies where the Ibiza youth/party scene from the 90s-2000s plays a prominent role

'Morvan Caller' is a 2002 movie about an autistic (not really but kinda) girl who falls into ill-gotten riches after she publishes her boyfriend's novel under her name after his suicide. It's an impressionistic, visuals-led narrative that conveys more with setting and scene than dialog as Morvan travles around Europe and experiences things she would never have expected in her former life of a grocery store clerk. It's a great movie.

At one the titular Morvan brings a friend with her to Ibiza to vacation and party. The movie shows decadent, slovenly middle class 20s-30s Europeans doing tons of drugs, going crazy in rave-esque laser show dance rooms, having easy fun sex, and lounging on the beach. Aphex Twin, Can, Broadcast and Stereotlab are some of the period music they use to marvelous effect. I have become obsessed with this period of culture and music. Can anyone, especially British users, recommend me movies that have this feel and capture the youth Ibiza/Majorca scene particularly during the 90s-2000s golden years?

Another movie I love from this time period with these themes, and with an incredible soundtrack of its era, is The Beach from 2000. More like this?

Personal blog: I like to mentally LARP as an upper middle class European who lives a blissful jetset/party ocean life during the summer. I'm an introverted nerdy American who spent his 20s playing PC games but now, in my early 30s, have refound a love of fitness and the outdoors, pools, oceans, etc during summer time. Lately I've been listening to Ministry of Sound house mixes and other euro electro acts (like Air France) that capture the feeling of that time and place. The sounds and styles remind me of that time of my life which was joyous but I missed out on the summer beach experiences. features many great and some obscure electronic and alt bands of the late 90s-early 00's. This music brings out the aesthetic and vibe of being totally fucking relaxed and living a paradisical life.

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 No.657980

I feel that fantasy, bro. I never saw Morvern Callar, but I read the book. It was pretty good.

The Island comes to mind. It goes into different territory, but the set-up has to do with that kind of gutter-drawn jet-set, with lots of dance/techno and exotic locales. 24 Hour Party People is all about the club community in Manchester from the 70s to 90s, and is well worth watching. Steve Coogan is terrific in the lead role. Party Monster, starring Macauley Culkin, takes place in the U.S. (New York I think), but focuses on a similar club/party scene in the 90s.


 No.658003

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>>657970

Seems a bit doofusy, more a comic thing but imma check it out. Thanks.

>>657980

>The Island comes to mind.

The 2005 one? I actually have an antique DVD of this sitting around somewhere and never got around to it. I've seen the original MST3K of 'The Clonus Horror' and heard that The Island was inspired by (or ripped off) this 1979 American flick. Def going to watch this.

>24 Hour Party People

Yeah I saw this a while back (pic related lol). I went through a Manchester electronic/goth rock/post-punk phase in my early 20s and I enjoyed this. maybe apples to oranges but to my memory this was a more fun/informative movie about the period than 2007's 'Control' about the rise of Joy Division.

> Party Monster

Yeah I saw this just a few years ago and was surprised it, as well as the story of Mike Alig passed me by. I was too young in the early 90s to have participated in rave culture and I grew up in a sheltered suburb where access to that scene wouldn't have been probably anyway. I remember as a kid seeing the guys with their absurd outfits (the kind Party Monster does a good job portraying) on the American daytime talk shows with Phil Donahue and Ricki Lake that were big at the time. They were also all over the tabloids in full rave regalia along with hysterical titles about the corrupted, rebellious youth. It reminded me of the Manson aesthetic with the hair dyes, makeup, outfits etc but was a more upbeat, mindlessly retarded and rainbow colored happy vibe and proud about those facts, as a kid I wished to be a part of it and probably would have if I was old enough at the time. thanks for the recommendations


 No.658063

>>658003

Oh, sorry, I meant The Beach, not The Island. Leo DiCaprio stars as a guy traveling the world looking for the ultimate paradise for beautiful young people.

24 Party People was definitely more fun and informative than Control, but if you went through a goth phase than you know that melancholy is part of the fun. 24 PP really made me wish I'd been a club kid in the 90s. And Party Monster made me kind of glad I wasn't.

I wish I could recommend something you haven't seen! "Go" (1999) seemed like it might be in that vein but I never saw it.


 No.658468

If you're comfortable with a 1960's setting you could give a chance to these Delon flicks: Purple Noon (1960, René Clément) and La Piscine (1969, Jacques Deray).

Very aesthetic movies about young and beautiful people living the high life in the sunlight while getting caught up in crime and dangerous liaisons. As a larper Purple Noon could be of special interest to you.


 No.658515

>>658063

You gotta watch Go. It's American but it's cool. Has a nice rave in it. Highly recommended.




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 No.658392[Reply]

So, what did he mean by all of this?

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 No.658470

Could you take this shit more out of context?

He clearly says "Thanks guys" for setting him up with a joke question that they obviously screened.

He's pointing up because he's indicating that he wants pictures of Falco all over the screen, the fact that it kinda looks like a board post is coincidental.

And he's fucking waving his arm.

Holy shit you people are retarded. Jon leans right politically but he'd probably be embarrassed to be mentioned in the same breath as you aspies.


 No.658474

>>658470

sounds like /ourguy/ to me


 No.658478

>>658470

>literally says /ourguy/ and mimes the board name

>not a direct reference


 No.658492

File: 08f2a763275e8bc⋯.jpg (69.71 KB, 1094x720, 547:360, 08f.jpg)

>>658467

ofc he is


 No.658514

I'm pretty sure Jihad Johnny was a Berniecuck. Not /ourguy/ at all.




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 No.658277[Reply]

anyone here hyped for Avatar 2?

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 No.658465

>>658462

just watch Pocahontas instead. it's shorter and better.


 No.658481

>>658284

>on those titties

why not just cum inside her pussy and get her pregnant?


 No.658500

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>>658377

>anyone who stands in our way will be eliminated

Except for jews, anti-white whites, blacks, muslims, and other browns/mixed-racers.


 No.658501

>>658500

>>658377

oh wait

>human being

>humanity/humans

I didn't know it was a /leftypol/ poster.


 No.658509

>>658427

Never count Jim down




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 No.658485[Reply]

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 No.658502

>>658493

>Not recognizing LoneStar

You retard.

Pullman/Paxton jokes aside, Bill Paxton was Morgan in Tombstone, the car salesman in True Lies, and had a litany of other credits.


 No.658504

Goodnight Lake Placid guy.


 No.658505

>>658499

>GAY MOWER, MAN! GAY MOWER!

what did he mean by this?


 No.658506

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>>658502

>>Implying i've seen any of that garbage

>>Implying I watch movies

I'm not a fucking child, jesus christ.


 No.658507




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 No.657577[Reply]

why is it that whenever they introduce a new klingon character, they make sure to show you he's the opposite of the klingon stereotypes

throughtout the series, the klingons have barely ever been an actual threat, so when they give me the "i'm not like other klingons" routine, it feels totally pointless

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 No.658412

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 No.658416

>>658324

Fucking this


 No.658418

>>658412

Why do people screencap a post's content and leave out the post header? What the fuck is wrong with people?


 No.658451

>>658324

There was even a few episodes actually exploring this.


 No.658498

>>658261

to be fair, if you go dead broke, you can always make money again, but if you get turned into a nigger or spic it's all over and there's no hope for future success




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 No.658172[Reply]

quirky movies for the intellectual hipster

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 No.658452

>>658196

>I've been looking forward to watching that one. Is it any good?

see it for yourself, but i think you can sum it as "let's cram as many beatles song we can, binding them with the least amount of plot possible".


 No.658460

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>>658178

extremely mainstream films for peppy musical theater enthusiasts… not hipster

>>658179

good film, but too well known now to be hipster

>>658187

same as above

>>658424

You seem to think your middle aged midwestern uncle is a hipster. He isn't.

>>658448

children's films almost universally derided. Hollywood cash ins. Basically the antithesis of hipster films

you guys appear to have no idea what a hipster is. SAD.


 No.658469

>>658363

Doesn't it have to be non-mainstream to count?


 No.658473

>>658460

>children's films almost universally derided. Hollywood cash ins. Basically the antithesis of hipster films

liking something ironically is still hipstery


 No.658495

>>658363

Half of those are frat boy Apatow movies




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 No.654927[Reply]

/got/ general

Fire & Blood edition

Previously, >>644984

Season 7 Episode 1 / Jeremy Podeswa

WWs marching South towards the Wall.

Bran crosses the Wall, meets with Edd.

"Sansa wants to give the lands of those who betrayed Jon to those who supported him, but Jon (in first episode) refused to hold the children of the Karstark and Umber families responsible for the actions of their fathers. This doesn't please Lyanna Mormont (or Sansa) but Jon basically just tells her to deal with it - he doesn't plan to rule the North the way it always has been."

"At the end of Episode One, Dany and her fleet land at Dragonstone. Nobody says anything. She walks up the steps to the keep, and we follow her through the building until she reaches Stannis' old War Room. She looks out the window at the land ahead that used to belong to her family. She picks up one of the chess-like pieces on the table and looks at Tyrion, who has followed her up. She says one line: "Shall we begin?" End of Episode

Links-

http://winteriscoming.net/

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 No.658212

>>657576

>maisie threads deleted

>garbage board

Pick one


 No.658331

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>>658212

Then I pick garbage board, because Maisie threads or no Maisie threads, nearly every new thread is uninteresting and shitty


 No.658484

>>656508

fuck off


 No.658487

>>656054

Book Euron:

Ridiculous over the top pirate caricature.

TV Euron:

Fat beardman who looks like an extra.

Somehow the show and book managed to make a character who is opposite ends of a turd.


 No.658491

>>658487

>TV Euron:

>Fat beardman who looks like an extra.

so basically GRRM?




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 No.658362[Reply]

Will power rangers 2017 be Kino and spawn dank MEMEs?

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 No.658454

>mfw a jew pretends he didn't just localize a japanese show and adds his name to the brand


 No.658456

>>658450

>Power Rangers is gay

/tv/ is gay you retarded faggot, why else would anyone watch (((television))) and (((movies))).


 No.658459

>>658456

These were the dominant forms of entertainment through the second half of the 20th century, up to now. I don't believe there's any correlation between viewership and sexual orientation.


 No.658461

>>658459

>I don't believe there's any correlation between viewership and sexual orientation.

but /tv/ is nothing but bbc


 No.658486

>>658461

Kill yourself you projecting cuckold




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 No.657390[Reply]

What did you think of Titanic?

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 No.658440

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 No.658446

File: 1c33d1e617c9e31⋯.jpg (15.59 KB, 200x303, 200:303, doubt.jpg)

>>658440

>(((Isidor Straus)))

>(((Benjamin Guggenheim)))

>opposing the creation of the Federal Reserve


 No.658464

Once upon a time when people said Titanic they thought of the actual boat.


 No.658466

>>657392

(((Iceberg)))


 No.658482

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 No.657499[Reply]

Why do Libtards hate DC movies?

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 No.657937

>>657537

Movies get a pass for race realism in prison scenes because the left has already framed that reality in their narrative so it's deemed safe. The leftist indoctrinated within the audience have been given the guidance of "non-Whites just have to go to prison because of racist White cops" so seeing the reality of race in prison depicted in a film actually reinforces their conditioning. One of the clever moments of the marxist hivemind.


 No.657950

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>>657891

>conservative

>intellectual


 No.657997

>>657900

True.

Leftists just look at the cover and encourage people to buy it but even they don't buy them.


 No.658442

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Batman in BvS is a fascist and I remember reading a Youtube comment a while back where some fag was triggered by this scene in particular, saying it reminded him too much of Trump.


 No.658480

>>657516

What? Literally only you see some redpill in this shit movie. If anything how humans hate aliens but we can become friends.




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 No.658407[Reply]

How soon until Hollywood star cashing in on 2000s nostalgia? After Power Rangers we already getting a dark & edgy live action Captain Planet reboot. 90s nostalgic reboot appears to be the next big trend. I wouldn't be surprised if Yu-Gi-oh gets a dark & edgy Power Rangers style live action reboot one day.

 No.658419

>>658407

Why yugioh and not bayblade?


 No.658421

File: daae784b2488ea1⋯.jpg (96.98 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 1407691279706.jpg)

>>658419

You would prefer spinning tops over cgi monter battles?


 No.658477

File: 95cb341b4d5129f⋯.jpg (91.6 KB, 600x900, 2:3, IMG_1185.JPG)

Beyblade starring Mel Gibson




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