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File: 4c4f9761acc87d2⋯.mp4 (2.02 MB, 326x216, 163:108, jojo pa.mp4)

 No.613689[Reply]

Tomorrow, one of the greatest shows ever we are going to see will happen:

drumpfposter raging at the inauguration and everything afterwards

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 No.614798

File: 375bf2bce435001⋯.jpg (56.01 KB, 500x549, 500:549, michael obongo.jpg)

>>614565

That dude doesn't like the VP




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 No.613440[Reply]

Literally all of Sony's division are failing, even the gaming division is having trouble staying afloat.

Sony's going to fall pretty soon and 2017 is going to see its worst year as a business.

I'll get to the big news:

>Paul McCartney is suing Sony to get back the Beatles music.

http://archive.is/Rxes5

Sony headquarters in Japan is considering selling their movie and TV divisions, CBS might buy them but the Chinese are very interested in buying their film divisions.

>http://archive.is/Zpydy

Sony is so desperate for a hit that they are banking on the Emoji Movie to save them and be their next big franchise. I'm serious.

>A source said Sony hasn’t yet committed to a sale at this time, because the firm wants to see how Sony’s movies perform this summer.

>“They want to see how the “Emoji Movie” movie does because they think they have a franchise and it might help them get a better price,” said a source, the film, which features a poop emoji, comes out on August 4.

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 No.614759

>>614090

No, because a college magazine said so!


 No.614786

>>613582

>/v/ bitches about paid online through the entire Xbox 360 ers

>PS4 requires paid online

>literally overnight paid online complaints stop entirely and paying for online on consoles is a reasonable thing to ask for

In case anyone needed reminders about how cancerous /v/ and the games industry is


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 No.614797

File: 558e14fe8805dcd⋯.webm (501.52 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Enraged.webm)

>>613440

>mfw Sony dropped/canceled/delayed the animated Popeye movie for a FUCKING emoji movie


 No.614806

The fucking Jews want to kill the Samurais.




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 No.614708[Reply]

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 No.614785

File: 0526dfa135b4f58⋯.jpg (40.75 KB, 637x530, 637:530, bane versus race card.jpg)

President Bane. President Big Guy. President In Charge.


 No.614795

>LE BANE

>LE KEK

>LE TRUMP

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Top cancer.


 No.614799

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 No.614803

>>614795

get used to it. it's gonna be 4 years of this.


 No.614805

File: 9c2751dc61d3fbf⋯.gif (819.67 KB, 245x245, 1:1, 1465610456611.gif)

>>614795

Hotheadedness has cost you your strength. Baneposting has defeated you.




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 No.614772[Reply]

Recommend me twink-kino and films that make me depressed for never going to have a cuteboy like that.

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 No.614789

>>614784

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElvLJcGKnvU

You just KNOW, that something is going on behind the scenes.


 No.614792

>>614772

What the fuck is twink-kino?


 No.614800

>>614792

films about twinks that make you depressed, because you have no twink bf yourself


 No.614802

>>614789

Keep it in your pants, kid


 No.614804

>>614802

bro, hold me ;_;




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 No.614757[Reply]

Post movies that glorify the aryan race

 No.614773

File: 1f64613de530624⋯.jpg (259.92 KB, 1452x701, 1452:701, lord-of-the-rings-trilogy.jpg)


 No.614776

Well…


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 No.614790

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 No.614801

File: 742fb251ab88c5d⋯.jpg (54.33 KB, 600x260, 30:13, 1454589786408.jpg)

>>614773

>movie's main character is a short, Jewish-looking guy who loves to eat and has big, furry feet

>almost gay lover level relationship with his friend

>rest of his friends are slackers

>army of black humanoids

>the most powerful wizard is a gay Jew

>aryan




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 No.613992[Reply]

Why do numale actors have fat and rounded facial features? Pic related is a comparison between young Clint Eastwood and his wife's son. Clint's jawline is far more manly and shapely than Scott's chubby face.

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 No.614485

>>613992

Here's another pressing question: Why did Clint always look so prematurely old?

It couldn't be just because of the squinting.


 No.614520

>>614485

He was skinny, and lighting technique in film shooting was different back then.


 No.614556

>>614520

>>614485

I always thought it was because he didn't wear sunscreen while filming those spaghetti westerns. Premature damage.

His skin always looked tissue-paper thin compared to his costars.


 No.614569

File: cb9f0428c183bc1⋯.jpg (31.47 KB, 768x432, 16:9, Anthony-Perkins_Real-Life-….jpg)

>>614556

To take another actor from that era, Tony Perkins was arguably much skinnier and his skin was quite supple. Pic related.


 No.614796

>>614043

>Clint just had less fat.

Thread should have ended here.




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 No.610447[Reply]

Post em.

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 No.612105

>>611677

>>611678

>>611679

>>611680

>>611682

>music replacing sound of nature

>kino


 No.612124

>>610447

>making this thread again

>starting it with a cartoon again

Yeah, you're just a troll.


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 No.614794

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 No.608807[Reply]

Would you fuck his boipucci?

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 No.614753

>>614744

We will eradicate this disease. I will remove you personally.

>>614732

I have created this meme on 4chon /new/


 No.614769

File: cd2611cd3b84058⋯.jpg (77.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cd2611cd3b840582f57c88312c….jpg)

>>614753

>We will eradicate this disease. I will remove you personally.

Just do it already.


 No.614771

>>614769

I am destroing your soul as I am typing. The joke is on you faggot-muslim-jew.


 No.614782

>>614752

>>614769

Why do weebs feel like they belong to the gay community? Get the fuck out with your virgin shit.


 No.614788

>>614721

27 year olds who dress like that are much less hot.




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 No.614561[Reply]

>nuclear tests were trying to kill Kong

Isn't this the same premise with Godzilla?

 No.614567

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also Kong gets tentacle raped


 No.614588

>>614561

you'd think so, but it's not


 No.614610

Same universe


 No.614778

>>614567

wow that gave away a lot. I'm surprised they brought back the octopus from Godzilla vs King Kong.




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 No.614764[Reply]

hi guys want to see my new cat?

 No.614777

Ha! And people said Barclay would never get to grab any pussy!




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 No.612225[Reply]

>vegeta is nicer than Goku because he more sexually experienced

>Goku never kissed chi-chi because he uncaring not because his brain damage gave him a Autistic childlike personality

Is DBZ abridged the biggest cancer too Dragon ball sense the Ocean dub and GT?

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 No.614452

I'm conflicted about Abridged.

On one hand they have come a long way since their shitty 2008-2010 videos, editing, voice acting, everything has improved.

On the other hand they take too long to make videos and when they do oftentimes they cut out entire scenes worthy of parodying (like in the latest Broly film) or just make fun of/ruin a character based on their personal taste on the subject (like their latest Broly film "He's so dumb only kids love Broly lmoa").

Episodes 54, 55 and 56, basically the entire year 2016, has been nothing but filler waiting for the Cell Games. They take too long to shit out videos and I'm 100% sure this is nothing but laziness. The scripts for the aforementioned episodes were so lame I doubt it took them more than a few days to write it. They're not even making too clever jokes, they're just repeating in-jokes from previous episodes (like Dende's crush on Gohan, le Mr. Popo kicking people off the Lookout etc).

I was once banned from commenting on their channel because I pointed out that it can't take so long to write and record a fucking 9 minutes video when basically everything is already there waiting to be abridged. It's 2016 for fuck's sake, they make enough money off TFS shitty gaming channel that I doubt Kaiserneko even needs a job. Also to record a few lines it doesn't even take more than 30 minutes.

And as we've seen in his making off videos it takes but a few minutes to edit an episode.

It doesn't help that Kaiser is a furry faggot (literally) and Takahata a huge attention whore, expecially at conventions.

As far as I'm concerned their snobbish attitude, lack of creativeness and laziness is enough to make me dislike them.

However as a DB/DBZ fan since childhood I can't help it but watch their videos.


 No.614464

>>614452

Also the last couple of episodes was all about Chi-chi being horny and forcing Goku to have sex. What the fuck was that?! What's the point? Where's the humor? Yeah we get they fucked or else Goten wouldn't exist but why the fuck would you spend over HALF of the whole ep. making Chi-chi look like a nymphomaniac and Goku like a retard who doesn't understand how sex works?

Meh.


 No.614486

>>612228

Reported. Dragon Ball Super is awesome. I hope you will get raped by Blair White.


 No.614748

>>614486

Who Blair white?


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 No.614286[Reply]

Why does the second trailer always kill the hype?

>le 4th wall break

>mass murdering smug loli

>COMPLETE shift in tone (I get it, you're not gonna make a drama out of capeshit BUT COME FUCKING ON, the first trailer was tear-inducing, this one is cringe inducing)

 No.614374

Fuck off reddit


 No.614473

>>614374

>reddit

back to cuckchan with you


 No.614498

>>614473

t. banechan


 No.614743

>>614286

>those fingers are still way to fucking long


 No.614763

>>614286

It's a Hollywood movie, the more you see, the less you like.




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 No.614701[Reply]

Shrekposting is the best /tv/ meme tbqh

 No.614704

You know you're wrogn


 No.614707

will trump ruin movies?


 No.614745

>>614701

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME!!!




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 No.614522[Reply]

ITT: villains who did nothing wrong and should have won at the end

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 No.614699

>>614698

Heroes/Villains, good/evil it's all relative anyway


 No.614705

>>614686

"Soros & The Fed" would be a good name for a band


 No.614718

>>614552

>nothing wrong

>sold his ass for power

>then sold his friends


 No.614729

File: fa5cbf0a1a7a831⋯.jpg (193.44 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 1441685139627-3.jpg)

>>614546

>felate


 No.614742

File: b8bbfeedee23605⋯.jpg (49.03 KB, 698x698, 1:1, lord-voldemort.jpg)

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