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File: ee082dd078712bc⋯.png (210.19 KB, 685x502, 685:502, 5452860.png)

 No.1851272[Reply]

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.

Outline

I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.

Voting

Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.1884284

File: ad1145fc1eb4b09⋯.jpg (6.92 KB, 207x236, 207:236, and_so_we_went_to_war.jpg)

>>1883284

>Load the video, and choose the one that says "FULL ENGLISH" and apply.

It doesn't find any subs




File: 9db9cd6011869e7⋯.jpg (160.39 KB, 659x1000, 659:1000, Day of the Triffids.jpg)

 No.1871187[Reply]

>After an unusual meteor shower leaves most of the human population blind, a merchant navy officer must find a way to conquer tall, aggressive plants which are feeding on people and animals.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrin0N8r1Ls

Torrent: https://monova.to/7A0AA12FD667888172999EEF674F8CF05CDC627B

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 No.1883801

>>1882105

well memed.




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 No.1884322[Reply]

>1028 days until avatar 3

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 No.1884329

>The Way of Water

>The Seed Bearer

>The Tulkun Rider

>The Quest for Eywa

Which will be the best?


 No.1884338

The original Avatar did have some good visuals and broke ground with 3D, Avatr 2 and 3 would have to be similarly revolutionary technically for them to be even remotely as successful as the first one.


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 No.1884382

>The Way of Zach

>The Seed Bearer

>The Dick Rider

>The Quest for Cock

Is Cameron insane, senile or both?


 No.1884389

>>1884329

>The Seed Bearer

Emma and Harv's triumphal return to the big screen?




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 No.1884164[Reply]

>tfw cinema shaped my taste in women when growing up and now I can’t get rid of the fantasies not matter how many redpills I take

Did cinema destroy your life? When you think about it, society went to shit at the same time cinema happened

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 No.1884378

>>1884372

>even thought 99% of the consumers of that same medium are not failures like them.

99% of people are failures, sweetie


 No.1884381

File: 54053d90d718064⋯.jpg (104.95 KB, 873x852, 291:284, 43235.jpg)

>>1884378

That is just a lie you tell yourself to not face the world and remain in the illusion of comfort of your room.


 No.1884383

>>1884381

The percentage doesn't matter but I'm being serious. If you ever went outside instead of lulling in your fantasies of how great everyone is you'd see the world is much more mundane than you think, and the term "failure" as a description for a human being is nothing but rampant misanthropy.


 No.1884387

File: 82dabc8725a827f⋯.jpg (101.72 KB, 840x960, 7:8, 1539537637503.jpg)

>>1884383

There's nothing misantropic about classifying a confined life of hatred, masturbation and neglect as a failiure.


 No.1884388

>>1884387

>confined life of hatred, masturbation and neglect

Sounds like the ideal life, free from jewish mind control




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 No.1883971[Reply]

Just imagine…

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 No.1884057

>>1883971

I would love her to masturbate me.

<3


 No.1884370

>>1884057

it will be extremely painful


 No.1884371

>>1884370

You're a big guy


 No.1884380

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 No.1884386

>>1884042

You do realise the person who does mocap and voice is a tranny, right?




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 No.1884225[Reply]

YELLOW VEST LIVE

Today Macron gonna kill everybody

Live

Multi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ykp4UWCWI

>Ruptly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFT7CmBRhxg

>Update

>>>/dempart/13287

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 No.1884272

>>1884265

L O L

have fun with niggers ravaging through your country frogfag.

It's not like you had the balls to fight back anyways.


 No.1884278

>>1884272

Whatever you say amerimutt


 No.1884295

>>1884272

So about them civil war statues…


 No.1884339

>>1884254

Yes…


 No.1884385

>>1884339

Macaroni just needs to ban days off and the situation is fixed.




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 No.1882165[Reply]

ITT: we post objective kino.

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 No.1882300

>>1882298

>weebs so lonely they need to samefag

Sad!


 No.1882305

>>1882246

i was really excited years ago when i saw a copyright filed for a film called, "the goon".

ended up being some hockeykino instead.


 No.1882807

>>1882298

Lately I've been getting into sports! I want to watch Haikyuu soon even though it seems kind of homo.


 No.1884361

File: dae27155d027184⋯.jpg (120.01 KB, 696x1000, 87:125, oscar.jpg)


 No.1884376

>>1882187

see, this why we know it's zach imitator




File: d10c1b55fa7b084⋯.jpg (130.94 KB, 1502x784, 751:392, fagkike.jpg)

 No.1881981[Reply]

I actually like this character

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 No.1883759

>>1881981

What is this?


 No.1883763

File: 06439e45b89cbae⋯.webm (3.39 MB, 1398x1078, 699:539, Olivia Taylor Dudley.webm)

>>1883759

The Magicians.


 No.1883767

File: 257db13c2bfcfb3⋯.jpg (24.91 KB, 600x338, 300:169, TheMagicians_WhiteLady_her….jpg)

>>1883754

The other divinities are pretty typical, adapted to modern times. But that entity in particular is more conceptual and without a real sense of time period. I have no real theory of what it wants.


 No.1884023

who


 No.1884373

File: 527e8dbcbf387e9⋯.jpg (51.76 KB, 868x269, 868:269, 2019-02-23 08.47.32 www.im….jpg)

>>1883763

>The Magicians

Into the garbage with it.




File: 689ce79cdb01369⋯.jpg (31.89 KB, 604x604, 1:1, 1404102820154.jpg)

 No.1884354[Reply]

I'll be moving and be without internet for four days.

Give me a list of kinos to download so I dont hang myself during that t ime

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 No.1884362

>>1884360

He said kino right in the OP are you stupid?


 No.1884365

https://youtu.be/2ynhfrQtyx0

12 hours of pure youtube kino


 No.1884366

>>1884362

If he hasn't got a clue what he wants to watch then he should just pick something at random from Criterion / Kino Lorber and stop wasting my time.


 No.1884367

>>1884366

>stop wasting my time.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Downvote negated


 No.1884368

danger 5




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 No.1882864[Reply]

why was this film greenlighted at all? one of the cringiest and stupid movies I've ever seen. What a fucking retarded idea

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 No.1884203

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>>1882864

Like a Bull on Parade


 No.1884208

>>1883212

Will you vote Bernie, comrade?


 No.1884209

>>1884131

How the hell wants to see a woman be an alpha male warrior aside from weirdo faggots?


 No.1884252

File: 53c7e30b0754b79⋯.png (205.02 KB, 236x366, 118:183, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1884131

>She's just superman with a vagina

DC did it first and better


 No.1884364

>>1884131

>>1884252

>How could they have screwed that up?

Supergirl (1984)




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 No.1883203[Reply]

OH NO NO NO

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 No.1884136

File: f63d41d2620050f⋯.jpg (152.63 KB, 900x599, 900:599, mate.jpg)

>>1883329

I know that image is a shitpost but dinos probably didn't mate like that.

It's more likely the males did something similar to a cloaca kiss while using their tails to balance themselves.


 No.1884177

Did we have a GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE movie night yet?


 No.1884190

>>1883995

>>1884036

>>1884062

>>1884076

>>1884081

>>1884099

>>1884119

Lincoln planned to send them back but that whole idea was literally shot dead by John Wilkes Booth.


 No.1884194

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>>1883203

>haven't seen The Old Negro Space Program


 No.1884363

>>1883203

>implying we aren't going to venture out into the universe to finally get away from niggers and jews




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 No.1880372[Reply]

Are upskirt scenes Kino?

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 No.1883628

File: 0c0a81b0a8cb876⋯.jpg (897.08 KB, 1100x618, 550:309, 1438189680634.jpg)


 No.1883985

>>1882686

>first pic

I want to sniff her pantsu


 No.1884266

>>1880516

You can see they're boxers not panties therefore useless.


 No.1884267

>>1883597

What do you think bloomers smell like?


 No.1884359

File: 33cd26d3037f1bd⋯.jpg (94.17 KB, 960x708, 80:59, a89e33ae9e4aa327be8f87d353….jpg)

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 No.1883581[Reply]

NOOOOOOOOO

ITS JUST SATIRE

YOU WERENT SOPPUSED TO LIKE FASCISM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.1884336

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>>1884083

Lol True

>>1883963

No it's Voodoo a porn actor, skydiver and Trump supporter.


 No.1884337

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 No.1884345

>>1884129

Actually on Klendathu the infantry and the space fleet were used as Guinea pigs by the military intelligence Games and Theory.

But they gave the fleet false intel just to test the bugs defence capabilities.


 No.1884355

>>1884331

In that case, maybe bugs have a way to make space rocks move really fast and accurately as well.


 No.1884357

>>1884355

No doubt




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 No.1884276[Reply]

Why did the Jedi Order forbid romantic love and sexual attraction? This rule literally led to their destruction.

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 No.1884340

I've always seen it as a means of guarding ones emotions since they believe any strong feelings will likely lead to the dark side.

Avoiding relationships means they'd be less likely to sacrifice their (or the jedi's) moral code for the sake of loved ones, either in the form of a partner or child. The potential breakup or death could would also cause strong emotions and lead to irrational behaviour.

The jedi code in juxtaposition to the sith code also flatly shuns 'passion' which you could more or less interpret as 'love' in some aspects since it's often not based on rationality and often blinds people.

Both the jedi and sith positions are too extreme and unrealistic to form a functioning organization, in my opinion.


 No.1884342

File: c8e6afdb1737d40⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1600x816, 100:51, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1884335

I suppose so. Why didn't Sheev have a wife/gf though? Do you think the dark side made his dick all wrinkly and impotent like his skin?


 No.1884349

Why didn't they just neuter every youngling to prevent it? Probably so they would 'learn' to overcome their emotions and make them a better Jedi I suppose. Anakin was too old and already had attachments.


 No.1884352

>>1884340

This, but also to prevent school shooters.


 No.1884356

>>1884349

>Why didn't they just neuter every youngling to prevent it?

Because they were warrior monks and not soygoys.




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 No.1883679[Reply]

Alex Jones: "Rep. Ilhan Omar literally sounds like David Duke crossed with Hitler"

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 No.1883945

>>1883889

that would be epic


 No.1883950

>actually takes Alex Jones seriously

>wants to ruin a good time over activism

the cancer killing the internet


 No.1883969

>>1883950

But Alex was funnier before he became a Trump shill. He's also put on a lot of weight since getting banned and growing out a beard and he seems slower and his rants aren't as creative and funny. I think he's becoming brain damaged from the breathing problems he admitted he's been getting recently.

Alex was better in every way when he was anti-Zionist and more open to conspiracy theories - health-wise, entertainment and as a legit news source.


 No.1883982

>>1883969

You're mudslinging a meme


 No.1884353

>>1883944

I'd gas the autists before I'd gas the Jews.




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