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latest Running on Empty


Maisie does reviews?


I love (no homo) review brah

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>god I HATE this board and the obnoxious goonspam

>I know I'll create my own!

>but how will I attract fellow anons that are also tired of obnoxious shit?


>I'll obnoxiously spam shill threads!

Nice plan, what's the next step?

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I prefer Hila to all of the waifus that /tv/ posts.

>She is a Jew so has High IQ genetics

>She is shy, therefore submissive in bed

>She is fiercely loyal to her husband she dates down to

>Humble and down to earth

>Fans are generally more intelligent

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she's fucking hot.





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tbh, she isn't that attractive.

i dated a jewess in college that had some fine hips and curves and fucked a couple times. got wet as shit, had sex through her yoga pants. but her nose bothered the shit out of me and she kept going on about how she wanted to join the IDF so i dumped her.



Dumped her? Dumped her into what? What did you dump her into, anon?

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>Hi there, my name is John Green and this is Crash Course World History.

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>Hi there, my name is John Green and this is Crash Course Cuckoldry



fuck off, nobody wants to talk about that shit



isn't he jewish?



>be John Green

>spout that the Mongols are the greatest warriors of all time

>conveniently doesn't mention that the Mongols didn't invade Europe because their steppe tactics weren't effective against European heavy cavalry

>be John Green again

>"civilization is bad, look at how many injuns and niggers were killed"

>while usurping the fruits of said civilization to make your stupid History videos

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A movie that needs to be seen in HD.



Reported for We wuz kangz propaganda.


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DAS RITE, huaite pipul watchout we wuz halikoptar n shiet.



it's German for "the niggers"


Everyone knows that Buzz Aldren was a strong, proud woman of color.

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What did he mean by this?

>captcha: zkjdoc


He means he's a nigger.


He meant it's timey-wimey.

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Alright, /tv/, time to prove you're not a pleb and that you watch more than capeshit and Star Wars. In this thread, list your favorite movie from every decade since the 1930's. Also, remember, this isn't necessarily the "best film" but your favorite.

I'll start.


Gone with the Wind




Rear Window


The Graduate


Star Wars (kek)


Stand By Me




Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring




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>prove you're not a pleb by forgetting the 20s existed

wtf am I reading



Modern Times




Dial M for Murder




Taxi Driver


First Blood




Amélie jesus it was hard to think of any film from this decade that I'd care to mention







I guess faggotry really does transcend space and time

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Originality is dead.

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Billy is a nigger now?


It's been this way since like 1987



Billy is an autistic nigger, Zack is a Chinese criminal, Trini is a closet lesbian that's annoyed by how "normal" her family is, and Kimberly is a straight up bitch. The only true white one is Jason.


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Srirner was an actual duck, you know.

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>Rick and Morty Season 3 should be grea-

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Did their own twitter add those Jew parentheses?




uch no ugh I can't even umm ugh you literally TRUGGURED meh



Why are they all so ugly?




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I was thinking of going to watch this in cinema by myself on opening day, mainly to support the launch of live adaption animes and also because the movie looks like it could be cool.

I will prob chicken out at last minute since never seen a movie by myself at cinema.

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I think it's only the socially inverted who see anything wrong with going to a cinema by yourself. It's watching a film, not going to a party stag.

Saying that OP, if you're socially conscious don't go on fucking opening day (when it will be busiest), go late on a week day. Why waste your cash anyway, fuck this film.


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>mainly to support the launch of live adaption animes


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You fucking faggot OP just go see the movie.

At least you don't have a no singles policy at your local kinocino like I do.


>go to movies by myself because I can

>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Rogue One!"

>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"

>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away

>walk up to stub ripper…say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot

>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside

>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"

>make my way to cinema doors…notice lots of couples


>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment

>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it


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>mainly to support the launch of live adaption animes

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Overwatch movie when?


the story is shit even by Blizzard standards


Hopefully sooon



I don't like fatties.


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found the baby back bitch



Are you the retard from awhile back that tried to convince everyone A Serbian Film was anything more than a cringeworthy gorefest that somehow wound up being worse than most edgy "horror" schlock?



dude this shit is old news and I already watched it on sankaku





you guys are fucking around right?

you're just pretending that the dude isn't playing, right?



>i-it's okay guys, I was just pretending

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more like Old Peaks

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Seems like a really bad idea to drag some geezers back to make more of a show that mainly featured young people.


More like Shit Peaks.




Looks to me like the bald dude is Harry.



a hot reanimated corpse


the way the log lady has been overemphasized pretty much everywhere has really killed my enjoyment of the show

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In the upcoming Netflix original Death Note movie, Light is being played by a fucking white male and fans are pissed.

They seem to have no problem with a black guy being cast as L. Why is blackwashing ok?




White man's burden.



Netflix: literally Nazis.

When will you take your subscriptions fellow 1488?

Use my coupon: Keemstar

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This performance is like heroin to me.

I can't stop watching. I have masturbated to this performance over 1,000 times.

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>shitposting on the toilet while taking a massive shit

>read this

>I catch a whiff of my own excrement

>I just smelled a meme


I am breaking new ground here


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I guess you could say it was crapception



uh… are you clinically retarded or somehting?



Fuck you.

OK I am joining the KKK.

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