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This is a muh dick thread

Post what makes you go "MUH DICK"

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ashley!!!!!¬!!! fuck i havent cummed to her in years she is definitely worth it may come back




fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i just hit the nut spot i can cum any moment



post webm of this




fuck i just nutted to to elle

i kinda regret not cumming to ashley she'd give me a more wholesome feeling having cummed to her but i didnt want to just cum to a single gif

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>tfw no underage harem

>tfw no 7 years old gf to provide for me

>tfw no 9 years old gf to operate the artificial wombs

>tfw no tall 12 years old gf to cuddle with me

>tfw no 19 years old gf to mass clone, strap explosives to and use as suicider bomber

This is not a blackpill, it's just bleak.

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the mucus one is hot


>ewww hair is yucky!!!

Pedoweeb freaks everyone


these are the women in your league


People like you need to be shot in the face with flechettes.


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We are robots. Our race is the Master Race. We are the divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves.

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Where do I sign up?



Your local synagogue or Nickelodeon studio. Whichever is closest.



On his final day in office Trump should do a telecast where without explanation he urinates into a muslim woman's mouth then grins to the camera and the feed just cuts out right there.




hmmm, yes. Indubitably.


He's about to ruin theirs when he smugly overturns Roe vs Wade.>>1651444


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Goblin Slayer General. What are some other kinos with autistic mc?

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Pure kino




I must know what makes enthusiasts of all that I loathe and am disgusted by tic, even if I am pretty sure it's just a variant of social retardation I find insufferable compared to my own



We live in such a world goblins are niggers you cuck


Is Goblin Slayer Reddit? Vote now.


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Ok so I found this funny parody of anti-Goblin Slayer cucks https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=QEWR4NA_d-0


do not look up Goblin Slayer on reddit

do not look up Goblin Slayer on reddit

just believe me that they don't like it

if you post screencaps of reddit liking this anime you're a redditor

brb making 10 more shill threads for /tv/ my discord is ironic_koronofag_9821, add me

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>he didn't watch the video

>he still clicks on thread

get out nigger


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>anti-cuckime cuck


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this video has some major 2012 vibes tbh, it's like an ancient monster returning from the void


Is Goblin Slayer Reddit?


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>Goblin Slayer wants to kill this

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>english tv and movie board


Then why is over half the kino recommended to me on here either in Italian, Spanish or some freaking eastern-European moonspeak?



Anglos are no longer capable of kino creation.



calmer than you

jews did 911


>bumping dead shill thread

1 cent has been deposited in your crunchyroll account



>not liking Goblin Slayer


got that backwards faggot.

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Hahahah national-socialist bugmen btfo

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Hehehe,fagscism is dumb but being enslaved by corporations and businesses is cool XD





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Jews are descended from neanderthals (most mixed, pure neanderthals went extinct and were forced to mingle with their conquerors) and everyone else from the vastly advanced Cro Magnon

this is why Jews are so aggressive and spiteful, literally unevolved



“Our race is the Master Race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves.” — Menachem Begin – Israeli Prime Minister 1977-1983


"A new article in the leading journal Nature Communications claims to have settled the question. Analysis of DNA samples has shown that on the female line, the Ashkenazim are descended not from the Near East but from southern and western Europe."

>sounds like they didnt come from the Middle East

"This suggests that, even though Jewish men may indeed have migrated into Europe from Palestine around 2000 years ago, they seem to have married European women," states Professor Richards.

>article contradicts itself in less than 10 paragraphs

"The origins of the Ashkenazim is one of the big questions that people have pursued again and again and never really come to a conclusive view," said Prof Richards, who has described the new data as "compelling."

>tl;dr this is how a misguiding study used to manipulate the narrative force-fed to the goyim looks like

Another example is the famous study from 1997-1999, Krings et al. In that journal article, the authors argued that based on their research of a "shoulder" bone (humerus) of a neanderthal skeleton found in 1856 in Dusseldorf, Germany, neanderthals don't share DNA with modern humans and they thus went extinct.

The study in 2001 proved this wrong and that we share 1-4% of DNA (this study was based on a Russian skeleton, analyzing the left bone leg, the “tibia”).


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Exept the neanderthals where like elves, they where supperior in almost every way and even tually got HUMANED to extinction. All races but niggers have neanderthall dna, with whites having the most. This is why we are so smart.

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>I never walk about after dark

>It’s my point of view

>Cause someone could break your neck

>Coming up behind you

>Always coming and you'd never have a clue

>And now I look behind all the time

>I will wait forever

>Always looking straight

>Thinking counting all the hours you wait

>See you on a dark night

What are some kinos about cute girls getting raped?

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“Hate Most real killers”

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Hey reddit.





I'd kill her uterus drowned in cum if you know what I mean



I chuckled

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Skip to 1:13:00.


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If I don't stop, will he die?



You'll accelerate his inevitable suicide



It would be extremely uneventful.


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>ctrl+f "zach"

>1 of 35



That woman is one of the biggest holes I've ever seen.

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What are you trying to accomplish here?



put some rice in it before you send it


you need to be sent behind woodshed for some ass fucking




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Don't misgender Zachy please. And I don't want to fuck him, just dress >her up in cute clothes and bully the shit out of >her for making awful posts.


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He's literally the sexiest most feminine piece of ass on a thirsty incel board, you do the math



Is that a fucking hi-gain wifi antenna? kek



You'd be less pathetic if you just admitted you're a sick queer and owned up to it instead of backtracking with piss-weak excuses.



Nice try Zachy

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They are private companies and platforms so there is no first amendment issues with it. Let the free market make other platforms for those that feel like they are being "censored." Worked for 8chan.



>worked for 8chan



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I'm also right. In the end, that's all that matters.




I want you in my room

Let's spend the night together

Forever and ever

Together in my room



umm, banning hate speech is the opposite of censorship sweetie

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Uhm pepe? Sweetie… that's yesterday's news.

Gritty is the new meme all the kids are talking about. Please…

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>No need to replace what should be destroyed

Why does Antifa hate shop windows and public trash bins so much anyways?


WOW, pol is OVER



>proclaim to hate liberals

>agree with everything liberals believe in but you like hitting things

This is your brain on /leftypol/ and chapo trap house



They also say Israel is evil but you can get banned for antisemitism. That entire board is just schizophrenic.


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I just love these meme's :D

they make me laugh multiple!!

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Would /tv/ with a sex and the city girl?

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>Implying you wouldn't




Yes yes, she looks like a horse. God this meme needs to die already. It's like beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker.


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>she will never crush your penis with those veiny hoofs while farting in your face


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feels bad man

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