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 No.1978768[Reply]

>In this Western, a drifter with no name (Clint Eastwood) wanders into a small town, where his gun-slinging abilities are in high demand. When the drifter rides into Lago, he is met with incredulity and disapproval by the townspeople. But once he shows his skills with a pistol, the locals realize he may be able to help them fend off a band of criminals who have been terrorizing the town. He agrees to help the townspeople, but does so with his own secret agenda.

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5cecd3529997d0831bdd6f1e5cde414cad116f68&dn=High.Plains.Drifter.1973.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.trackerfix.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2750&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710

NEXT WEEK'S THEME IS: RIOTS/CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE

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 No.1980889

>>1980888

CHECKEN EM




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 No.1851272[Reply]

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.

Outline

I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.

Voting

Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.1981005

My heart is beeting so fucking fast




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 No.1981082[Reply]

Why do white people call killing a glorious creature "finding"

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 No.1981093

>Glorious creature

It's an invasive species that's actively ruining the Everglades by eating all of the prey species. God knows the whole area is going to be underwater soon, so it's not like it really matters, but we might as well as kill off the damn snakes so we can enjoy the place while it lasts. I've heard snake meat isn't half bad.


 No.1981098

>>1981093

>ruining florida


 No.1981099

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>glorious creature

Pythons are eaten daily by bugmen.


 No.1981101

File: 77bf211f257ab78⋯.jpg (74.07 KB, 720x884, 180:221, hi there.jpg)

Why do cumskins kill snakes instead of niggers and kikes? Abominations.


 No.1981102

File: 21109cb7a604eca⋯.jpg (29.64 KB, 461x321, 461:321, Gruesome pile of reptile.jpg)

>>1981082

Shitposting aside, careless assholes releasing pet constrictors and monitor lizards into the Florida wilds got way out of hand a while ago.




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 No.1980122[Reply]

Repeat after me

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE

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 No.1981086

>>1981084

Second Iron Man plot

>I will bang chicks and not give a fuck


 No.1981090

>>1981086

3rd Iron Man plot

>


 No.1981092

>>1981086

>>1981084

cap isnt even allowed to be patriotic anymore lol, he should just be called captain steroids lmao

not like theres anything to be patriotic about anymore


 No.1981095

>>1981090

Iron Man 3 plot

>Tony Stark has PTSD, muh terrorism, here's Guy Pearce shooting red out his mouth


 No.1981100

>>1980581

>Why did they have to go and ruin a pretty good thing like this?

>capeshit

>good

wew




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 No.1980890[Reply]

>2000 was 19 years ago

>It's been 19 years since your mom died in child birth

Any kinos with this aesthetic?

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 No.1981051

cartoons and anime are why this is an anti-art shit board


 No.1981069

>>1981050

>sent from "the shed"


 No.1981074

File: 6ef0564414dae32⋯.png (16.39 KB, 272x225, 272:225, 6ef0564414dae32141a40a4eeb….png)

>>1981051

Cry harder


 No.1981096

>>1981074

I can always tell you're mad when you pull out the pedophile imagery.


 No.1981097

File: de9a3c110a45224⋯.png (86.97 KB, 750x711, 250:237, 1555165058797.png)

>>1980890

>his mom is dead




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 No.1980783[Reply]

ABSOLUTE KINO

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 No.1980821

>>1980799

He was obviously searching for bingo.


 No.1980826

/pol/ btfo


 No.1980902

>>1980826

>implying 90% of reddit isnt fake fetish larps


 No.1980920

Didn't you lear anything from Cuckywood?

Female infidelity is good!


 No.1981094

>>1980787

these people are pussies. too skerd to use their own voice because pipo gon make fun of them.

pansy ass faggots do this. just read them yourself.

i would do this but i live in a smol apt and it gets too noisy for recording.




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 No.1979460[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9l3Vy1m2-fAlJ9mxNKjygA

i made a youtube account and subscriberd to our lord and overlord gahoole. within a hour i was subscribed to by this creep who has a strong dislike for gahoole and wants to get him deleted. others have too. uhhh who

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 No.1980630

>>1980624

thanks. wasnt too difficult to match the frame jitter, just had to motion track one of the objects. but colour correcting and trying to match the grain and noise was a bit more difficult. still didnt take too long surprisingly.

i know he can fight off the enemy that is american junk food. he's fought tougher opponents before.


 No.1980701

>>1980606

Go to bed Sheep


 No.1980903

>>1980610

I think that's actually Super Male Vitality™


 No.1980982

>>1980606

Is that Alex Jones in Waking Life?


 No.1981091

>>1980903

someone tell him to stop. that shit is rife with estrogen




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 No.1981071[Reply]

Fucking Groce

 No.1981087

Why do people like this goblin?


 No.1981089

>people

>plural




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 No.1980144[Reply]

OH NO NO NO NO

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 No.1981068

It really is a testament to Gahoole's good character that he's not perpetually taking out his frustration at life on this board.


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 No.1981076

File: ffcb802f6380f68⋯.jpg (235.04 KB, 605x656, 605:656, africa bald gold.jpg)

watch out


 No.1981083

>>1981076

But do they?


 No.1981085




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 No.1981066[Reply]

Films with undomesticable animals?

 No.1981081

File: c1f15d2696d9269⋯.jpg (272.33 KB, 1200x942, 200:157, wp-content/uploads/2015/08….jpg)

Anyone?




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 No.1980856[Reply]

I've made a new /b/ alternative. It's been tried before, and now is the time to do it again.

I have recently reclaimed >>>/b2/ and it's open for business.

The idea is that it's like /b/ but without the retarded arbitrary moderation. Only the global rule will be enforced.

That means unlike /b/:

-YouTube embeds are enabled

-Ability to delete your posts

-TOR posting

-Ability to force anonimity in your thread

-Dice rolling

-Uploading PDFs and SWFs

-Oekaki drawings

and much more.

So come on over and give >>>/b2/ a try. Thanks.

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 No.1981064

>>1981058

I don't believe you.


 No.1981065

>check it out

>it's already dead

LOL 8cuck btfo.


 No.1981072

>>1981064

>let's check the public board logs for proof

>oh wait the BO is a tyrant nigger who's against transparency


 No.1981073

>>1981064

I believe him because it happened to me several times too.


 No.1981079

>>1981073

Same. Even got screencaps.




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 No.1981021[Reply]

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 No.1981048

File: 7f4b814243621df⋯.jpg (117.88 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 57403946_2011269612514038_….jpg)


 No.1981049

File: 5ae9fe9ddd8685b⋯.jpg (237.42 KB, 1162x850, 581:425, slav.jpg)

>>1981047

>t. slav


 No.1981052

I don't care. I have no sympathy for ducks.


 No.1981053

OP doesn't know what the word genocide means


 No.1981067

>>1981053

I think you are a nigger.




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 No.1981060[Reply]

Iron Man grabs the Infinity Stones from Thanos’ gauntlet and snaps him and his army out of existence with his nano-tech gauntlet. Pepper gets an Iron Man suit. Everyone gets brought back alive to have a massive showdown with Thanos and his henchmen, who are alive too. Vision is still dead lmao. Cap can use both of Thor’s hammers and his shield is broken in half. All of the female heroes have an all-girl charge scene. Iron Man dies and Cap goes back in time and becomes old. Widow dies to get the Soul Stone.

 No.1981062

The only thing that would make this better is if all of the female superheroes simultaneously kicked Thanos in the dick.


 No.1981063

Every fucking MCU film is the exact fucking same

>introduce hero

>introduce bad guy

>hero gets knocked down

>hero gets back up

>hero defeats bad guy

>credits

>mid credits scene

>more credits

Capeshit is the laziest form of media ever




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 No.1980926[Reply]

Reminder males and not soyboy males, all males, have zero taste 9 times out of 10.

Males single handily have destroyed 95% of cinema and the arts. They not only ate up bad superhero movies for over a decade, they have declared them masterpieces when most of them, almost all of them are actually hot garbage.

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 No.1981019

>>1981011

Examples?


 No.1981042

>>1980937

>Ideas physically exist

>Things that aren't matter physically exist

Show me one pound of "capriciousness".

>Life is objectively meaningful

>Anything is objectively meaningful

This is very nearly a contradiction in terms, that's how far away those words are. Meaningful is itself a relative term. Things which have meaning are meaningful to someone.

Obviously the "le fraug of smug MAGA" is something only a retard would love and attach to their own identity so I'm not surprised this image is not only stupid but logically inconsistent. One cannot believe "all humans are equal" whilst they also believe that "everything is relative." Those two statements are logically contradictory.


 No.1981057

>>1981019

16 Candles, 50 Shades of Grey, Pretty Woman, stuff like that. You only defend Nolan over kino like this because you're an incel who gets mad when he sees happy women..


 No.1981061

>>1981019

Anything not in the IMDB top 200 you pleb


 No.1981077

>>1980926

>males

kys tranny




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 No.1978121[Reply]

Will this be the movie that will break the stigma surrounding video game adaptations?

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 No.1981031

>>1978121

Did they have to cast a literal mutt?


 No.1981039

File: fdde7293214fadf⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.97 MB, 500x269, 500:269, chun li shower scene 1.gif)

File: 2c60fe044ad0a1b⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.75 MB, 500x269, 500:269, chun li shower scene 2.gif)

The best video game movie is still Street Fighter 2: The Animated Movie.


 No.1981055

The only good thing to come out of Pokemon was all of those kids having seizures.


 No.1981056

>>1980739

Did he ever made a part 2?

>>1981055

This and that video


 No.1981059

>Ryan Reynolds is pikachu

They managed to make literally reddit: the franchise even more reddit.




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