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 No.1746592[Reply]

make good shit

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 No.1746796

File: 7f0e9f49200495d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 636.58 KB, 752x491, 752:491, gahoole domming zachy.png)

>>1746722

I hope you didn't spend long on that, plus canonically gahoole is the one who fucks zach, zach knows that pretty little girls only orgasm from BEING penetrated, and besides, Gahoole would never unlock zach's chastity cage.


 No.1746810

>>1746796

That comic takes place earlier in the timeline before Zach started transitioning. Gahoole sodomized Zachy-Chan to get back at her for sodomizing him when she was Zach.


 No.1747068

File: fddbfe9245c1a79⋯.png (14.37 KB, 1269x129, 423:43, god of pies.png)

>>1746695

>>1746793

So how is your progress going?


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 No.1747230

File: 478ba22bba22f80⋯.jpg (688.63 KB, 2611x1690, 2611:1690, 478ba22bba22f803e421a869ca….jpg)

based




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 No.1747026[Reply]

The hate for The Last Jedi is the NPC opinion. Prove me wrong. Look at the comments section on this geeks and gamers video. Capeshitting /v/edditors hate The Last Jedi in numbers so large it's hilarious.

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 No.1747226

>>1747225

Robertsfag you stick out like a sore thumb, stick to amazon originals and american soyboy story and leave the kino discussion to others.


 No.1747229

File: 5e432507b3adc94⋯.jpg (22.8 KB, 810x539, 810:539, ddmpuiwvqac6z69.jpg)

>>1747226

>Robertsfag you stick out like a sore thumb

I wasn't trying to be conspicuous.

Wait and see Too Old to Die Young when it comes out. You'll be so butthurt you'll never recover, although if I were you I'd be proud to have inspired the successor of William Friedkin to make a character no matter how flawed that character was.


 No.1747231

>>1747229

Are you off your meds?

>bitch literally looking like mrs. thanos or something


 No.1747232

>>1747231

waah waaaah cry more hapa waaah


 No.1747233

>>1747229

>the successor of William Friedkin

someone call an ambulance for this man, he's out of his mind




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 No.1744164[Reply]

Seriously, what the FUCK were they thinking?

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 No.1746978

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1746989

File: fd314124fbe5331⋯.png (2.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4343.png)


 No.1747164

child nudity in movies

tons of movies used to have vagoo shots or at least ass cheeks and chest

cant have that now so they always have the child in a skimpy bikini.

i keep all my old VHS tapes because a lot of movies on streaming sites cut out the good parts of certain movies


 No.1747201

>>1747164

kill yourself pedo


 No.1747228

>>1747201

I'd say dressing kids in bikinis (something that was invented to be revealing and provocative) is worse than being so afraid of children that you can't film them naked for a film. Where's the sense in a girl wearing a bra if she has no breasts? Other than to make her chest taboo, and in turn, sexual.




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 No.1744423[Reply]

What are some porn kinos?

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 No.1747153

>>1747135

Wait, so advanced metallurgy, braking carts, crossbows, articulating clocks, were somehow a step down?


 No.1747159

>>1747151

You're right, I guess the Enlightenment started later than I thought. The scientific process was developed about a century earlier.


 No.1747205

>>1747153

Also for at least a portion of that incline Rome was a Christian Empire, and it completely ignores the Eastern Empire. This chart is retarded. It's a window into what the average burger educated plebian who dons the fedora believes about history.


 No.1747219

>>1747135

Please be ironic.


 No.1747227

>>1746232

They are imitating britshitter high class, rich people.

Basically they are imitating rich british cancer proto-soyboys.




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 No.1746855[Reply]

OH NO NO NO NO

>Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the 29-year-old incoming Democratic congresswoman from New York, said she had Jewish heritage at a Hanukkah candle lighting on Sunday, saying members of her family were descendant of Jews who were forced to convert and flee Spain

>After lighting Hanukkah candles in an event hosted by a left-wing Jewish group in her home borough of Queens, Ocasio-Cortez surprised the crowd and said: “[My family has] been doing a lot of family trees in the last couple of years. And one of the things a lot of people don’t know about Puerto Rico, and something we discovered ourselves, is that a long time ago, many generations ago, my family consisted of Sephardic Jews."

>Around 300,000 Jews lived in Spain before Catholic monarchs Isabella and Ferdinand ordered Jews and Muslims to convert to the Catholic faith or leave the country. There are roughly 3.5 million direct descendants of those expelled from Spain in 1492, living in countries like Israel, France, the United States, Turkey, Mexico, Argentina and Chile.

COMMIE MOMMY POSTERS BTFO

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 No.1747102

>>1746884

>apolitical is way out past the corner of authoritarian leftist

Sounds about right.


 No.1747133

>>1747006

>the democrat party ran with it

Imagine being so utterly propagandized and misinformed that you actually think the Democratic Party has a different stance on immigration than the Republicans. Reality check: Donald Trump has still failed to deport as many people as Barack Obama did during the same time in office.


 No.1747152

>>1747102

It's so far it has nothing to do with it


 No.1747161

File: 1f7c394563ff1fc⋯.jpg (46.29 KB, 513x485, 513:485, 1f7c394563ff1fc61210960cb5….jpg)

>>1746855

KHAZAR MILKERS YOU FILTHY GOYIM


 No.1747223

where the kino?

move this to /pol/




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 No.1745906[Reply]

They'd feel much better in their birthday suits

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 No.1746968

>>1746966

Just let it go, dude


 No.1747015

>>1745906

I would gladly serve my nudist queen if only I could feel the press of her chilly skin against mine as a pittance from time to time. I would fold her clothes for her and secretly get a whiff of her essence as I stow them away into her drawer. Next time she puts them on again there might be a small stain on them somewhere. How did this get on here? She would ask herself. 'Tis nothing, my queen. I would say. "'Tis nothing at all." "Shame," she would reply, coy as a fox. "I was actually hoping that this was your ejaculate.. on my dress." "Oh but of course my queen! If you so desire.. so it shall be!" She would smirk to herself in cold satisfaction as I curled myself into a ball at her feet. She raises her slender legs from the ground as she sits on her throne, and places them on my curled figure. "It would be wise of you, to hold in your ejaculate for me. I have a bigger purpose in mind.." she would say, as her suppine feet rest on my back. "But of course, my queen, of course." She toys with a glass vial, I have seen it before. She wishes to collect all of the pearly semen of the nudist kingdom. The glass vial slides easily into her holy envelope as she muses. "The mixed pearl of every man of this kingdom will do wonders for the skin on my face, won't it, servant?". " Of course, of course!" I pant, desperate to remove my own clothing. How cruel my mistress is, forcing me to.climax in my own clothing! Almost as if to repay me, in some way.

"I should not be the only one, with stained clothing!" She giggles. The large glass vial is removed from within her and given to.me. "You will fill this up, for me?" She asks. "Of course my queen, of course!". I have no choice. I must do it, the queen demands in. I scamper off with the vial, its cold glass serface retaining the complexities of her inner taste. Such a thing drives the entire world economy forward. Her taste is worth more than any gold. Many have gone bankrupt, overwhelmed by such a desire to consume it all. I cannot blame such fools. It is what keeps us indebted to her, holiest of holies.


 No.1747054

>>1747015

Entertaining


 No.1747167

Stop forcing this meme.


 No.1747217

>>1745906

So what's with this shitty animation trope of characters slowly blinking when they turn their head to look at something else?




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 No.1743165[Reply]

‘Aquaman’ Dives Into China With $25M Friday; Record Warner Bros & December Bow

Warner Bros/DC’s Aquaman took his first strokes in China today, grossing an estimated $24.6M (RMB 169.5M). The studio has been pulling out the stops locally as the Middle Kingdom is launching the Jason Momoa-starrer two weeks ahead of its domestic release. The DCEU has not had the draw in China that the Marvel Cinematic Universe has enjoyed, but Aquaman is poised to hit a high-water mark for the DC brand with a possible $80M+ debut weekend.

Already, the flash estimate on 30,500 screens, 100% of which are 3D, is the highest opening day ever for a WB title and the best industry opening day ever for December. The film commanded 86% market share on Friday. Online sentiment is high with a Maoyan score of 9.5, Taopiaopaio at 9.4 and Douban at 8.4.

https://deadline.com/2018/12/aquaman-china-box-office-opening-record-warner-bros-dc-international-weekend-1202515875/

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 No.1745137

>>1745126

Oh and suck my BAC you fucking homo!


 No.1745169

Looks like DC kino is back on the menu, boys.


 No.1746032

>>1745052

>CGI

… Computer Graphical Interface?


 No.1746046

>>1746032

…Unfunny forced meme?


 No.1747216

File: dee69c61694fb40⋯.gif (2.47 MB, 377x404, 377:404, MCU-fan.gif)




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 No.1744970[Reply]

>The world is changing

>You cant possibly understand what you are

>What have you done?

>This is the end

>Oh my god…

>Two steps from hell

>fades to black

>This summer

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 No.1746947

>>1746933

IN A WORLD


 No.1747179

>They were just a couple of song writers…


 No.1747184

based


 No.1747188

posting in an epic thread


 No.1747215

>>1747179

I never heared this line in a trailer




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 No.1746970[Reply]

explain?

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 No.1747037

Maybe he doesn't want to drink what used to be his own piss.


 No.1747038

>>1747037

He does so or implies so in the movies


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 No.1747174

It's not like he built the fucking ship

In a cave

With a box of scraps


 No.1747212

But why would every planet in the universe be overpopulated at the same time




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 No.1747079[Reply]

based

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 No.1747111

>>1747108

>Are the writers in their 50's?

More like millennial leftyshit numales.


 No.1747132

>>1747099

>holy crap Louis a nazi frog!


 No.1747166

>>1747132

DIS REMINDS ME OF THE TOIME I WENT TO AN ALT RIGHT RALLY IN CHARLOTTESVILLE


 No.1747176

>>1747099

>"But I thought Nazi hated frogs"

<clip of nazis in Paris

<Hitler eats frog legs in a french restaurant

<Some officer comes and asks if he likes them

<Hitler answers "No, no don't" with a sardonic face

<A pause

>Back to Peter, he stares at the camera, one of those 'Peter is actually smart' jokes

>"Get it? Frogs and French"

>resume episode


 No.1747209

>>1747106

He will never die, he is my spirit animal.

He is /pol/'s spirit animal.




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 No.1747183[Reply]

I'm glad that after ruining Star Wars Cuck Jonson has no career anymore

 No.1747185

based


 No.1747199

dupston btfo


 No.1747200

>next film is starring daniel craig and chris evans

>filming soon

LOL




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 No.1746903[Reply]

ITT: characters whom are literally you

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 No.1747112

File: 6d202f6e4acf5bb⋯.gif (834.54 KB, 250x192, 125:96, 1433539371650.gif)

>>1746903

literally me


 No.1747125

File: 2ef15ae889c3dcf⋯.jpg (17.04 KB, 197x215, 197:215, this isn't pie3.jpg)


 No.1747140

>>1747047

You're a fag.


 No.1747143

File: 467d079c9f782c4⋯.jpg (46.48 KB, 401x500, 401:500, 219583.jpg)


 No.1747190

>>1746971

You will never pass.




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 No.1745010[Reply]

>What if a child from another world crash-landed on Earth, but instead of becoming a hero to mankind, he proved to be something far more sinister?

Really makes you think

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 No.1746240

>>1745010

Could be good, but it almost certainly wont be.


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 No.1747074

File: f71e3ce084ef28f⋯.png (129.71 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1394913981396.png)

>>1745887

>why do posters talk about a movie on the Movies board?


 No.1747077

I liked it better when it was called Irredeemable


 No.1747172

Why isnt there a capeshit with Spooderman?




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 No.1745755[Reply]

>martyred by paypig

>alt-media on his side

>even some of his enemies agree he shouldn't have lost his paypig

>rebounding from paypig closure to the point he will probably make more money per month in a few weeks

>probably found a viable and superior alternative to paypig leading to a massive growth in said platform

>UKIP is on the up and up

>doing dozens of public speaking events where people are paying him to appear

>mainstream media throws shit at him, it bounces back and they are covered with running diarrhea while sargon is smelling like a kingly rose

Kinos about the savior of western civilization transcending that title and becoming the emperor of western civilization?

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 No.1746473

>>1746121

t. antifa


 No.1746493

Of course jews throw that much money and attention at him. He's a literal cuckold in the actual sense, and he is easy to order around.


 No.1746537

File: 67df6c2ced1f0b2⋯.gif (1.84 MB, 384x372, 32:31, 4 (1).gif)

>>1745755

Holy shit is that the massive faggot johnathan pie? lol he's practically at BJ level for sargon lol

He must be a kike with how much of a midget he is! Goddamn manlets, when will they learn?


 No.1747121

>>1746105

France belongs to the boomers you anime loser


 No.1747168

>>1747121

Is that what they call Muslims now?




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 No.1722644[Reply]

Why do you have to look so far into the past to get a good romance story these days

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 No.1738586

>>1722644

post more, old cucknime best cucknime.


 No.1746972

File: 11e4fcc77a29b85⋯.jpg (32.41 KB, 400x318, 200:159, alfie-19961.jpg)

Tell me about it.

>>1722644


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 No.1747158

>>1722718

>you have to watch 500 episodes of shit before saying it's shit

/tv/ btfo


 No.1747162

>>1722866

LOL wagehurt

*slaps your ass with a fat wallet*




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