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 No.1527956[Reply]

Wtf is this really what /Pol/ wants to happen?

Those poor Jews…

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 No.1529045

>>1528762

>make satire making fun of jewish oy-vey-ing

>deliberately exaggerate nazi atrocities according to the most ridiculous jewish testimonies you can possibly find

>hollywood takes you seriously and awards you an oscar

>laugh and rake in shekels from dumb jews

/ourguy/?


 No.1529069

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>>1527956

>wants to happen

iswydt


 No.1529175

>>1529069

Is there a kids react to "Mein Kampf" episode yet?


 No.1529268

Not all Jews are bad tbh.


 No.1529289

>>1529175

They'd probably react with boredom. Hitler was a terrible writer.




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 No.1529246[Reply]

How redpilled is this kino? I heard it's about an evul Nazi saving the little girls from Jewish pedophiles.

 No.1529277

It's about a Jew saving a girl from white pedophiles who are also incestuous. You heard wrong.


 No.1529288

>>1529277

>project your own vices onto someone else

>make a movie about it

>get dosh

Hollywood is literally "no u: studio edition" isn't it?




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 No.1528519[Reply]

Who was in the wrong here?

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 No.1529220

>>1528552

All me tbqhwyf


 No.1529232

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>>1528519

Tolkien makes me feel good.


 No.1529270

>>1528519

Tolkien is so comfy. It is tragic that his home Island befell such a fate as it did.


 No.1529281

>>1529270

Tolkien was born is South Africa, you know.


 No.1529287

>>1528528

>Tolkien's paternal ancestors were middle-class craftsmen who made and sold clocks, watches and pianos in London and Birmingham. The Tolkien family had emigrated from Germany in the 18th century but had become "quickly intensely English"




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 No.1529133[Reply]

do yall niggas read books

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 No.1529260

>>1529249

there's drugs for that


 No.1529271

File: 251a6ad53b18115⋯.jpg (26.65 KB, 333x500, 333:500, 41J-fRxHjEL.jpg)

The only book this worthless shithole deserves to read.


 No.1529272

>>1529271

I'm intrigued


 No.1529285

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>>1529133

lol no


 No.1529286

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>>1529271

wtf that cover is exactly like my jewish stories




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 No.1527919[Reply]

Best movie of 2018 so far. Legit kino.

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 No.1528118

>>1528116

wonder (((why)))


 No.1528459

>>1527919

Just watched this and I must say that I completely agree. The action scenes were super well choreographed and creative, the plot really made me think, and the twist absolutely nailed it. It may just be one of my favorite movies of all time.

Prediction: this will be widely considered to be kino on this board or something like it in 10-15 years and forgotten by normalfags.


 No.1528466

Also here's a magnet: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1F08ADFA3B277F9AD8585FCD32035A13DDA0F50B


 No.1529282

PGRAD?


 No.1529284

This is just a knock-off version of Venom.




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 No.1527121[Reply]

The dog has always been the worst character.

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 No.1528899

>>1528887

>Shaggy wants to feel good and have good times with his dogs

I'm not sure I like where this is going.


 No.1528902

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>>1528899

Nice dubs


 No.1528927

>>1528835

They hang out because they're childhood friends, obviously.

There's no real mystery behind that one.


 No.1529093

File: 358e26be65c232d⋯.jpg (9.88 KB, 184x252, 46:63, shaggy.jpg)


 No.1529283

>>1529093

Shaggy would never fuck a dog instead of velma.




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 No.1523066[Reply]

Is he proof that cuckolding really is the thinking man's fetish?

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 No.1528877

>>1528072

no u jew


 No.1528878

>>1528013

Not only do you see his cock in the movie, it's all over the place in the comic.

Why do you shitpost about things you are completely ignorant about?

Rhetorical question, I know it's fun


 No.1529274

Do you think God is a cuck for leaving Eve with Adam? No, because they're fucking meaningless specks of dust to him.


 No.1529278

>>1523066

Hey, moot, you're still a faggot who ruined image boards forever. Cuck.


 No.1529280

>>1529278

He popularized it so it was fitting that he ended it




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 No.1529050[Reply]

What's the movies and television equivalent of McDonalds?

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 No.1529077

Marvel.


 No.1529081

Marvel Cinematic Universe movies


 No.1529118

Marvel


 No.1529121

>>1529050

TV - big bang theory

Movies - The Last Jedi


 No.1529279

disney




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 No.1526222[Reply]

ALL HAIL TO CORPORATISM

CREATIVITY NO LONGER EXISTS

CORPORATIONS CONTROL YOUR MIND

CORPORATIONS DECIDE WHAT YOU THINK

CORPORATIONS DECIDE WHAT IS AND ISN'T ALLOWED

There is nothing you can do, goy. Corporate media has already taken over your entertainment industry, social media and your handheld devices. You are under our control. You think you have power but you don't. We are in the first throes. Things are going to get worse.

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 No.1529263

>>1529253

In the first season of Rick and Morty, one of the MC's grandparents are in a cuck relationship with a black man.

I'm serious. There's an entire episode about it.


 No.1529266

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 No.1529267

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 No.1529273

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>>1529253

So, about that slippery slope…


 No.1529276

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>>1526282

It is the end result of any complex, highly-organized, technologically advanced society, regardless of it's economic system.




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 No.1529275[Reply]

>when the boomer homage band sounds better than any band in the last twenty years

Win for the boomers



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 No.1528274[Reply]

What did she mean by this?

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 No.1529161

>>1528274

Post more clips of this jism prism.


 No.1529171

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 No.1529180

>>1528831

Y U No post them, faggot?


 No.1529265

>>1528601

It's weird how that sort of attire is now seen as a fetish outfit when it would have been considered normal to dress that way in more conservative times, like the 50s and early 60s.


 No.1529269

>>1529265

>when you've lived to see decency become the raunchiest thing people can imagine




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 No.1526726[Reply]

HA HA

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 No.1528749

so isn't the oscars supposed to be a movies award show? why must blank panther, mama mia, mission impossible, etc that they mentioned, not be able to win without this new category?


 No.1528770

Oscars haven't been about merit of the arts for at least a decade, probably a whole lot longer than I can remember. They just dropped any pretense of sophistication.


 No.1528777

The Dishonest Awards


 No.1529255

>>1528729

Why hasn't there been an outrage that the Oscar represents a white cis male yet?


 No.1529264

>2020

Black Panther won't be eligible by then




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 No.1529075[Reply]

Why are humans so dumb if only I lived in medieval times I would have had an indestructible fortress.

>build into mountain

>drawbridge access

>underground tunnel to entrance of drawbridge for flank

>drawbridge has a perpendicular area for arches to shoot at those crossing

like i wouldnt lose

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 No.1529231

>>1529075

Unless they poision your water supllies, cut your food supply routes and start to throw in deseased dead bodies via catapults…


 No.1529240

You can't even build a brick and mortar yard grill.


 No.1529251

>>1529240

fucking boomer nigger should've taught him instead of pissing away your wealth lavishly


 No.1529257

*gets starved of resources*


 No.1529261

turtle strategy is best strategy, who needs map control




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 No.1527972[Reply]

Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

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 No.1528629

File: 6a5d5b8153c8191⋯.jpg (422.14 KB, 1088x902, 544:451, trump huffpost elevator ta….JPG)

>>1528577

It exists!!


 No.1528646

>>1528629

>even the huffpost admits it may be bullshit

By the way, in my eyes that's basically admitting it's bullshit except they don't want to kill their latest attempt at striking Trump


 No.1528859

>>1528293

We have free speech in theory but not in practice.


 No.1528972

I voted for Trump but I hope there is a tape of him saying the N-word just so I can watch the ensuing shitshow.


 No.1529248

>>1528288

Yeah that fags post were stinking to high hell.




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 No.1529097[Reply]

A new grand jury report says that internal documents from six Catholic dioceses in Pennsylvania show that more than 300 "predator priests" have been credibly accused of sexually abusing more than 1,000 child victims.

"We believe that the real number of children whose records were lost or who were afraid ever to come forward is in the thousands," the grand jury report says.

"Priests were raping little boys and girls, and the men of God who were responsible for them not only did nothing; they hid it all. For decades. Monsignors, auxiliary bishops, bishops, archbishops, cardinals have mostly been protected; many, including some named in this report, have been promoted."

>1300 pages of redacted info trying to be made public

>evidence that the current church members were trying to suppress this information from getting out

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 No.1529148

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 No.1529157

File: a5343d6a30defe2⋯.png (332.4 KB, 510x525, 34:35, watch out nazis.png)

>>1529147

/trannypol/ will never win


 No.1529207

>>1529157

Pathetic


 No.1529208

File: 75eee9e3331f34e⋯.jpg (96.77 KB, 962x649, 962:649, antifa ftw.jpg)

>>1529207

>no u

wtf im btfo


 No.1529247

File: 085fd0dc93f68d3⋯.jpg (54.31 KB, 1118x746, 559:373, Sarah Gadon_11.jpg)

James Gunn is a catholic Irish man (*rolls dice* he is white today).




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