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Wtf is this really what /Pol/ wants to happen?

Those poor Jews…

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>make satire making fun of jewish oy-vey-ing

>deliberately exaggerate nazi atrocities according to the most ridiculous jewish testimonies you can possibly find

>hollywood takes you seriously and awards you an oscar

>laugh and rake in shekels from dumb jews



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>wants to happen




Is there a kids react to "Mein Kampf" episode yet?


Not all Jews are bad tbh.



They'd probably react with boredom. Hitler was a terrible writer.

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How redpilled is this kino? I heard it's about an evul Nazi saving the little girls from Jewish pedophiles.


It's about a Jew saving a girl from white pedophiles who are also incestuous. You heard wrong.



>project your own vices onto someone else

>make a movie about it

>get dosh

Hollywood is literally "no u: studio edition" isn't it?

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Who was in the wrong here?

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All me tbqhwyf


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Tolkien makes me feel good.



Tolkien is so comfy. It is tragic that his home Island befell such a fate as it did.



Tolkien was born is South Africa, you know.



>Tolkien's paternal ancestors were middle-class craftsmen who made and sold clocks, watches and pianos in London and Birmingham. The Tolkien family had emigrated from Germany in the 18th century but had become "quickly intensely English"

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do yall niggas read books

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there's drugs for that


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The only book this worthless shithole deserves to read.



I'm intrigued


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lol no


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wtf that cover is exactly like my jewish stories

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Best movie of 2018 so far. Legit kino.

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wonder (((why)))



Just watched this and I must say that I completely agree. The action scenes were super well choreographed and creative, the plot really made me think, and the twist absolutely nailed it. It may just be one of my favorite movies of all time.

Prediction: this will be widely considered to be kino on this board or something like it in 10-15 years and forgotten by normalfags.


Also here's a magnet: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1F08ADFA3B277F9AD8585FCD32035A13DDA0F50B




This is just a knock-off version of Venom.

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The dog has always been the worst character.

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>Shaggy wants to feel good and have good times with his dogs

I'm not sure I like where this is going.


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Nice dubs



They hang out because they're childhood friends, obviously.

There's no real mystery behind that one.


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Shaggy would never fuck a dog instead of velma.

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Is he proof that cuckolding really is the thinking man's fetish?

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no u jew



Not only do you see his cock in the movie, it's all over the place in the comic.

Why do you shitpost about things you are completely ignorant about?

Rhetorical question, I know it's fun


Do you think God is a cuck for leaving Eve with Adam? No, because they're fucking meaningless specks of dust to him.



Hey, moot, you're still a faggot who ruined image boards forever. Cuck.



He popularized it so it was fitting that he ended it

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What's the movies and television equivalent of McDonalds?

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Marvel Cinematic Universe movies





TV - big bang theory

Movies - The Last Jedi



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There is nothing you can do, goy. Corporate media has already taken over your entertainment industry, social media and your handheld devices. You are under our control. You think you have power but you don't. We are in the first throes. Things are going to get worse.

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In the first season of Rick and Morty, one of the MC's grandparents are in a cuck relationship with a black man.

I'm serious. There's an entire episode about it.


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So, about that slippery slope…


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It is the end result of any complex, highly-organized, technologically advanced society, regardless of it's economic system.

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>when the boomer homage band sounds better than any band in the last twenty years

Win for the boomers

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What did she mean by this?

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Post more clips of this jism prism.


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Y U No post them, faggot?



It's weird how that sort of attire is now seen as a fetish outfit when it would have been considered normal to dress that way in more conservative times, like the 50s and early 60s.



>when you've lived to see decency become the raunchiest thing people can imagine

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so isn't the oscars supposed to be a movies award show? why must blank panther, mama mia, mission impossible, etc that they mentioned, not be able to win without this new category?


Oscars haven't been about merit of the arts for at least a decade, probably a whole lot longer than I can remember. They just dropped any pretense of sophistication.


The Dishonest Awards



Why hasn't there been an outrage that the Oscar represents a white cis male yet?



Black Panther won't be eligible by then

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Why are humans so dumb if only I lived in medieval times I would have had an indestructible fortress.

>build into mountain

>drawbridge access

>underground tunnel to entrance of drawbridge for flank

>drawbridge has a perpendicular area for arches to shoot at those crossing

like i wouldnt lose

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Unless they poision your water supllies, cut your food supply routes and start to throw in deseased dead bodies via catapults…


You can't even build a brick and mortar yard grill.



fucking boomer nigger should've taught him instead of pissing away your wealth lavishly


*gets starved of resources*


turtle strategy is best strategy, who needs map control

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Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

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It exists!!



>even the huffpost admits it may be bullshit

By the way, in my eyes that's basically admitting it's bullshit except they don't want to kill their latest attempt at striking Trump



We have free speech in theory but not in practice.


I voted for Trump but I hope there is a tape of him saying the N-word just so I can watch the ensuing shitshow.



Yeah that fags post were stinking to high hell.

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A new grand jury report says that internal documents from six Catholic dioceses in Pennsylvania show that more than 300 "predator priests" have been credibly accused of sexually abusing more than 1,000 child victims.

"We believe that the real number of children whose records were lost or who were afraid ever to come forward is in the thousands," the grand jury report says.

"Priests were raping little boys and girls, and the men of God who were responsible for them not only did nothing; they hid it all. For decades. Monsignors, auxiliary bishops, bishops, archbishops, cardinals have mostly been protected; many, including some named in this report, have been promoted."

>1300 pages of redacted info trying to be made public

>evidence that the current church members were trying to suppress this information from getting out

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/trannypol/ will never win





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>no u

wtf im btfo


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James Gunn is a catholic Irish man (*rolls dice* he is white today).

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