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 No.1155031[Reply]

I AM ZACH

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 No.1155511

File: efda3ac57278159⋯.jpg (19.65 KB, 474x355, 474:355, zackary the maniacal creat….jpg)

NAY

I AM ZACK

LOOK UPON MY OVERTURNED BRICKS AND DESPAIR


 No.1155512

File: 9b1307e017691f5⋯.png (383.07 KB, 800x533, 800:533, B31E31F9-EF8C-43E4-A5FF-35….png)

LEAVE ZACH ALONE


 No.1155521

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>>1155502

>I'm the anti-waifu fag

Everyone on this board has a waifu


 No.1155523

File: 289b2409a69fca4⋯.jpg (95.91 KB, 601x900, 601:900, 1455146868035-0.jpg)

>>1155521

Yes but some my waifu is clearly superior and that's why vols ban and delete pictures of said waifu. Smh. Rate my waifu btw.


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 No.1154858[Reply]

What movies would he recommend?

 No.1154878

Dagon


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 No.1155528

File: 32adae39f8a3f58⋯.jpg (740.21 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 4nBX41W0e1FckpVuIDDONYrGSb….jpg)

Unironically this.




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 No.1155020[Reply]

>Disney’s new Star Wars films have been breaking all kinds of boundaries for diversity lately. However, Disney is about to warp through yet another huge boundary and boldly go where no sci-fi fantasy franchise has gone before thanks to the fact that the star of Solo: A Star Wars Story, Alden Ehrenreich, just came out of the closet in OUT magazine's March 2018 issue.

">I am a gay man with an extremely open heart. God, I’ve never had to talk about this, so I’m trying to find the words. If I had to label myself, I would label myself as a gay man," our new favorite Han Solo told OUT’s Shana Naomi Krochmal.

>"With that said, I believe that love is the only thing that matters, and I would hope that anybody would leave themselves open — not to gender, but to love. I would hope that people would not close themselves off from what could be if, lo and behold, you meet somebody that just sweeps you off your feet, and you just can’t do anything about it," he continued. "If we truly believe that we are born this way, then why do we try to stifle the way we were born? If I fall in love down the road with a woman, I’m going to love that woman."

>Frankly, we hope some of this very open minded attitude is reflected in his portrayal of the traditionally hyper-masculine and somewhat misogynist Han Solo character. Either way, Solo: A Star Wars Story is certain to chart new territory for LGBT in cinema thanks to Alden’s bravery.

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 No.1155500

File: 9a852fb23cdab34⋯.gif (969.48 KB, 430x191, 430:191, petty-and-tiny.gif)


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>>1155205

Either cease being a faggot or go all in, much like anons.


 No.1155510

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>>1155020

Can't say I'm surprised.


 No.1155519

>american movies

>gays

>misogyny bad

>woman power

Boy oh boy, can't wait to not watch this other star wars garbage that is being throw out this year, for 4 years in a row.


 No.1155527

>>1155020

>Disney pushing real Star Wars-fans and normalfags into the arms of /pol/

Let's not teach them about the mistakes they are doing. And no, love doesn't exist between two men, because they can't create life. If they can't create life, there's no love because love exist so that people get together and stay together to raise families.




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 No.1155459[Reply]

After watching Alien Covenant and the Martian back to back I’m starting to think Ridley Scott is a hack. His movies are filled with characters who talk like they are reading off a script, nothing interesting in terms of composition to his scenes, and pop culture references for days. Was he ever good? What happened?

 No.1155462

>>1155459

>nothing interesting in terms of composition to his scenes

I disagree if we talk about his early days, even shitshows like that one Rain thing

I highly agree in his later days, for me at least it is a miracle how he pulled Gladiator, which was generic but pulled all the right moves to make it very well done, if still generic


 No.1155515

He is a pleb, but he had a few ok movies.

Lately he has gotten abysmally bad.


 No.1155526

Alien and Blade Runner are his best films, and are also the ones he was least involved with creatively and has since proven he doesn't understand what fundamentally made them great films in the first place given his revisions to those series through the Prequels and Final Cut respectively.




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 No.1152514[Reply]

>tfw LOST will always be remembered for the shitty ending

who else here /stoppedwatching/ during season 5 and the time flash garbage

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 No.1154963

>>1154912

>Say what you will about BSG also having a shitty ending, the final episode itself wasn't terrible as a stand alone thing. It just was a terrible way to wrap up the story

That's because the show got hit by two things: the Hollywood writers' strike and Syfy.

Fun fact: the mid-season finale was written as a series finale if the writer's strike had continued (the last scene they shot at the time was the one in the CIC where they're all emotional after finding a certain planet and Lee jumps on the table). Then the strike ended and Syfy told them to end the show so Moore and his team had to wrap up a lot of intrigues in the second part of the final season.


 No.1155019

>>1152514

The only problem I had with Lost ending is when I saw the Islamic Crescent and Jewish Star in The Church to be fucking honest. Totally ruined it for me.


 No.1155029

>>1154963

SyFy was still SciFi at this time ;_;_ but didn't mind the ending tbqh.


 No.1155368

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>>1152562

>didn't see the epilogue

>The New Man In Charge


 No.1155525

No, i watched the first two seasons and realised they just kept moving slower and slower storyline-wise where nothing basically happened from episode to episode it wasn't worth my time.

I mean, to teenager the first season was exciting when a group of people stranded was getting killed and nobody knew how or why. But i think standards are lower for teens, they enjoy some shitty things.




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 No.1153116[Reply]

How do you go from this…

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 No.1155357

>>1154725

We met on set of the Fifth Wave =^_^=


 No.1155408

>>1153176

Read Emergence by ShindoL.


 No.1155409

>>1155408

Doesn't exist its a myth


 No.1155424

File: 407f1ef559a708d⋯.mp4 (7.35 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Louis hangs out with an au….mp4)

>Dragon movie adaptation when??


 No.1155524

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>>1153118

>insert silicone into every part of your body except tits

Bravo kike surgeon.




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 No.1155013[Reply]

Reminder that if you get accused of being Zach for no reason it might very well be Zach himself trying to mud the waters

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 No.1155513

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>>1155016

ZACH

I'm CIA.


 No.1155516

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>>1155513

DUDE HE WAS ALONE LMAO


 No.1155517

Ebin fucking habbenings.


 No.1155520

>>1155047

Ayy where's that Dramatica page that anon promised?


 No.1155522

>>1155498

Have mercy on him! I beg of you, Anon.




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 No.1152244[Reply]

RICK AND MORTY GENERAL

All things Rick and Morty ITT

Low IQ not allowed

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 No.1155503

>>1153103

You know that writing is done by wymenz since s2, my BAZINGA-IQ friends?


 No.1155504

File: 8585e7c06218229⋯.mp4 (824.32 KB, 640x360, 16:9, beta male sexist.mp4)

>>1155503

really? I never noticed


 No.1155509

File: 2be05f68cc1a4b0⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, enjoyingcrystalpepsi.webm)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW ARE YOU DOING FELLOW REDDITORS? XDDD WOBBA LUBBA DUB DUB AMIRITE? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AHAHAHAHA XDDD BEST MEME 2019 XDDD AHAHA AHAAH

In case i forgot to mention- my IQ is EXTREMELY high due to copious amounts of Rick and Morty scripts i wipe my ass with everyday.

PEACE OFF AND REMEMBER

<I'M

>PICKLE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK

XDDDDDDDDD LOL


 No.1155514

>>1155509

what's that guy's problem? Crystal Pepsi is delicious


 No.1155518

>>1155514

It was not. It looked like Sprite but it didn't taste like Sprite and it didn't taste like Pepsi either. It was just off on multiple levels. I don't think your IQ is high enough to be posting in this thread,




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 No.1155507[Reply]

SPOILER ALERT: Wakanda is not a real place.

Following Black Twitter’s reception of the movie, seeing pictures of blacks with their fists raised up in the air at the end of the movie, I went to the theater naively hoping to see a black nationalist film. What I got was actually quite different. Before I explain, let’s set the back-drop to this movie.

In the movie, a meteor landed in Africa thousands of years ago with a super-metal called “vibranium.” This vibranium stuff is like super cool and can do pretty much anything, which has made the country formed around the mining of this metal, Wakanda, super rich.

In addition to being graced with natural resources, Wakandans themselves clearly are the master race: they have the sick beats of Africans, the technological prowess of the Japanese, the discipline of the Germans, and the intrigue of the Jews (or if you’re dumb enough to believe current deep state propaganda about a dozen Russkies stealing the election from Queen Hillary by shitposting on Facebook: the intrigue of the Russians).

And look, I get it: this entire premise is laughable in and of itself. If all Africa needed to become a wonderful developed continent was natural resources, then Wakanda would be a real place since Africa currently is rich with ivory, diamonds, gold, copper, uranium, etc. The real problem in Africa isn’t their lack of resources, but rather lack of intellectual know-how to develop their natural resources for their own benefit – which makes the portrayal of Wakandans as some master race even funnier.

But making fun of the movie based on this is low-hanging fruit. It’s clearly a fantasy movie, so let’s grant the filmmakers leniency in this regard.

The movie started with T’Challa taking power as the new king of Wakanda. His top priority upon assuming the throne was stopping Ulysses Klaue, a dumb white criminal Boer, from selling stolen vibranium on the black market. (Side note: imagine the outrage today if a movie were made reversing the roles that whites and blacks play in this movie – liberals everywhere would be throwing a hissyfit, completely unPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.1155508

After Agent Ross takes a bullet for one of these women warriors, the Wakandans decide to take him back and heal him with their top secret technology even though he’s a spook for the CIA. This is where the movie’s most interesting character enters: N’Jadaka, better known as Erik “Killmonger” Stevens.

Killmonger is T’Challa’s long lost cousin, whose father was killed by T’Challa’s father. After the death of his father, Killmonger was left to grow up fatherless (LOL) in an urban American ghetto. Perhaps they inserted this subplot into the movie so every black child raised without a father in their home feels better about themselves.

Anyway, in order to hone his skills Killmonger spent years fighting in the American military and special operations forces, where he specialized in assassinations and taking down foreign governments. Now Killmonger has an axe to grind with T’Challa for killing his father and the white world for allowing black ghettos to be shitholes. Of course, there is no introspection on Killmonger’s part as to why black ghettos are shitholes, instead he decides to blame guns, drugs, crime, and overpolicing – instead of realizing that the crime is a self-inflicted wound by the black community that only the police can heal by cracking down on black criminals with brute force.

In short, Killmonger is a clear stand-in for The Angry Black Man who hates the white man almost as much as he hates enemy gangmembers (in this case: T’Challa and his father) whereas T’Challa is the just black man that Hollywood and the political establishment want to create.

Despite Killmonger’s anti-white racism, there is an admirable quality about him: in a certain sense he is the Nietzschean ubermensch who decides to take power for himself – which is exactly what he does after showing up in Wakanda and killing T’Challa in ritual battle.

In a particularly shocking scene Killmonger also murders Zuri, the high priest, and sets fire to the temple where they grow magical flowers imbued with an ayahuasca-like spiritual quality. This represents Killmonger’s willingness to destroy tradition and forge a new path for the Wakandan people.

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 No.1154194[Reply]

>tfw we'll never have racial bantz like this in movies anymore because it might trigger snowflakes

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 No.1155420

>>1154882

>>1154908

The infamous marrano jews


 No.1155461

File: a683dc0ed5ea58c⋯.jpeg (40.76 KB, 585x439, 585:439, jenette-goldstein-186622_….jpeg)

>>1154882

>milquetoast

She has as white skin as it get.

She was wearing blackface becouse they couldn't get a spic in fucking Cali.


 No.1155471

>>1154882

Gina Carrano is best strong woman. And she does it without looking like a dyke.


 No.1155475

File: 7aa991d5c024e17⋯.png (126.41 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1155461

Wew, had no idea that was the same jew broad. How bizarre.


 No.1155501

File: 228ae456b7bf29b⋯.jpg (154.52 KB, 707x388, 707:388, zHbOifa.jpg)

>>1154882

she had those big milky khazar breasts.




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>>1155489

>gets his drumfshit website proven wrong

>"duurrrr facts dont matter!!!"


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>>1155489

What's their fucking problem? It's not like they were out back plucking feathers or something.


 No.1155497

>>1155492

Fuck off Zach.




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 No.1152831[Reply]

Hello there, /tv/! Have you been keeping your teeth healthy lately?

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>>1153031

Fucking hell, someone other than me remember that?

I was only 10 at the time but I recall when I woke up one morning to see if Walrusguy had anything new out only to find his channel gone. There were protest poops for weeks that used the usual alternate sources of the era to poke fun at Cuntgate such as Volvic, the SMW/SMB3 cartoon and the CDi games. Then you had two of the earliest YT lolcows in the form of Chris Crocker and Chadwardenn showing up around the same time and they got turned into sources pretty damn quick.

Last I checked he since returned to making poops to this very day but at the time he was the hottest name in the business.


 No.1153183

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>>1153156

Yep, early ytp was good times my man


 No.1153189

>>1153156

They don't call it the dental jew for nothing

His Sonic poop with the recorded C&D call was gold.

>>1153183

>early ytp

>2008

wat, it was already mainstream by this year, 2006 to 2007 were the early phase, when poops were that, shit or random sequences made by loonies ala Gamecubehero


 No.1155472

>>1152831

He sounds similar to the Warden from Superjail


 No.1155495

>never floss and brush teeth maybe twice a week for two and a half years

>go to dentist

>zero cavities, just a bit of tartar buildup

when did you stop buying Big Dental's lies?




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 No.1154985[Reply]

Luke, did I ever tell you I'm only 47 years old?

 No.1155281

File: 6b7555c61fd9240⋯.jpg (25.83 KB, 423x382, 423:382, 8055a4443dfc6227738d0f100d….jpg)

Yes. I was once a Jedi knight, the same as your father.

He was the best 9-year-old star pilot in the galaxy, and knew some good tricks. I was 15 when I met him and became his legal guardian.

And he was a good friend.


 No.1155421

>>1155281

>He was the best 9-year-old star pilot in the galaxy

How many 9-year-old pilots there was?


 No.1155430

>>1155421

It's really disgustingly speciest of you to not consider all the alien races with different life cycles than humans. Fucking humie bigot.


 No.1155487

>>1154985

I laff'd. Posst more, I love these




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 No.1154113[Reply]

Does anyone know who this is?

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 No.1155371

>>1154214

She goes full frontal in Altered Carbon. Sad pair of tits.


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File: 6e61a2e1b54bc1a⋯.jpg (72.83 KB, 427x650, 427:650, doinggreat.jpg)

>>1155412

Once my numale friend gets here and puts on his glasses you're going to be sorry for hijacking my laptop


 No.1155452

>>1155356

>2 hours ago

Hope you deliver anon. I'll keep this alive just so your stalking isn't in vain.

Doesn't she have a facebook account you could stalk instead?


 No.1155482

>>1155371

Oh man, well you warned me.

>I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful dignified funeral.




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 No.1143219[Reply]

What a mediocre director.

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>>1151087

Reminded me of this lel


 No.1152862

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>>1151087

>That position.

What a feggit. lol


 No.1155432

Kino?


 No.1155478

>>1143299

Is that the one with the black ghostbooster?


 No.1155479

>>1151087

Woah, he's a wild and crazy guy.




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