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/bane/ /film/ /strek/ /sw/ /wooo/ Combined Rules

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 No.2066930[Reply]

Sorry for the delay folks but here's this weeks movie.

>After the melting of the polar ice caps, most of the globe is underwater. Some humans have survived, and even fewer still, notably the Mariner (Kevin Costner), have adapted to the ocean by developing gills. A loner by nature, the Mariner reluctantly befriends Helen (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and her young companion, Enola (Tina Majorino), as they escape from a hostile artificial island. Soon the sinister Smokers are pursuing them in the belief that Enola holds the key to finding the mythical Dryland.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: Spy

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 No.2067325

>"Waterworld is Mad Max but with Water"

>"They're both post-apocalyptic settings!"

How much Rick & Morty do I need to watch to obtain an IQ high enough to get this?




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 No.2067330[Reply]

Show me the clip of Perfect Blue this scene "rips off" in terms of it's staging, scoring, acting and camera work.

Pro tip: you can't faggot

(ZACH)

 No.2067347

File: 0b13df9c8e5026c⋯.jpg (39.36 KB, 400x375, 16:15, Perfect Swan.jpg)

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>>2067330

What about every other scene?


 No.2067353

>>2067330

You're telling me you found an entire scene in Black Swan that wasn't ripped off from Perfect Blue? Amazing!


 No.2067362

Why is Zach obsessed with some dykecore flick?




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 No.2067118[Reply]

Kino about women getting BTFO

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>>2067134

t. fat slob woman


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>>2067134

t.wizard pretending to be a roastie


 No.2067320

>>2067120

I love it when everything they do to screw up society comes to bite them back in the ass


 No.2067361

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>>2067320

Can't wait for the 2020 tranny olympics.




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 No.2067360[Reply]

Fresh PJW kino about Cyberpunk 2020



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 No.2067064[Reply]

>You're a soldier working your shift in the local punishment park and she shows up begging for water.

What do? Asking for a friend.

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 No.2067283

>>2067072

>This isn't /b/

Proof lol?

As for OP, I would give her my semen to drink, that's about it.


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 No.2067332

File: 4e712e162b73438⋯.jpg (38.09 KB, 500x378, 250:189, images-w1400.jpg)

I'd give her what her old man didn't give her.


 No.2067352

>>2067064

>punishment park

That either sounds like some BDSM club, or what a self-proclaimed edgelord would name his favorite place to hangout


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 No.2062255[Reply]

Why was my last Ashley thread deleted vols? She has a show coming out soon and theres nowhere else to discuss it.

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 No.2067358

>>2067349

>Unlisted

>109 views

hey ash you have a nice rack




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 No.2067357[Reply]

Why almost every time a albino appears on TV, he is the villain?



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 No.2065487[Reply]

is he right /tv/?

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 No.2066734

>>2066511

that's because those anons here are crossdressing qts, dummy


 No.2067316

>>2065765

You were the BO of /bane/? Absolutely based.

>>2066087

Thanks mang.

Looks like my new muse is starting to harness the power of digits.


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 No.2067340

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>MUH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS


 No.2067356

>>2067339

OH NO NO NO




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 No.2067050[Reply]

Stephen Colbert's racist tirade about Donald Trump border wall

wtf!? I love colbert now!

http://archive.is/kyCXg

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 No.2067247

>no one actually clicked the link


 No.2067289

>>2067050

GET POLPUNCH


 No.2067298

>>2067247

1) it's a dead meme

2) The actual content of the OP on this board is rarely actually the topic of discussion


 No.2067354

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 No.2067355

>>2067129

I mean (((Polpunch)))




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 No.2054794[Reply]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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 No.2067313

>>2067310

And there are way more kike atheists than kike christians. Next time the shower stalls won't work, schlomo.


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 No.2067343

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>>2067310

Because you're a disgusting spic who thinks atheism is edgy when the jewish conglomerates have been pushing it for several generations now. Kikewood is not even suble about it's jewish atheism anymoe.


 No.2067344

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>>2067310

>Chinkistan and Cuckistan being both the worst hellholes and the most atheist nations

>Canada the king of North America cucks is the most atheist

Really makes you ponder yonder.


 No.2067345

>>2067255

No it isn't, the argument is "LOL CHRISTCUCKS COME BACK TO ODIN FUCKING CHRISTCUCKS RUINED EVROPE BY SPEAKING THEIR KIKERY"




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 No.2067333[Reply]

>If i hear you crying again i'll come over there and punch you in the face. Got it?

 No.2067335

Boyfriendup btfo


 No.2067336

Why is she pimping Enema Flopson out to sandniggers? Is she that desperate for free airfare?


 No.2067341

Oh, he likes Massie? Ban him.


 No.2067342

>>2067336

The only one she's pimping out is herself doing blacked television shows to pay the rent

(ZACH)



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 No.2067309[Reply]

>eat out for weeks

<realize I prefer a cheap, healthy autism lunch of nuts, tea and a protein bar

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 No.2067326

what does gayhole eat for lunch


 No.2067329

>>2067314

neck yourself


 No.2067331

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>>2067309

>protein bar

beware the ingredients


 No.2067337

>>2067314

what kind of tea do you drink in hungary?


 No.2067338

>>2067326

Makkas




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 No.2067213[Reply]

Why do Americans love this faggotry so much?

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>>2067291

nvm, looked it up, it's austria


 No.2067307

>>2067291

>not realizing that no matter where it happens, it's always Israel


 No.2067319

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>>2067213

I love watching Drag Queen Races now


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>>2067266

>Capping such a throwaway statement that I thought was obvious

And I may have been exaggerating about the 2 years part, could have been as recent as 6 months ago. Not sure if the archive caught it, but the OP was about Rupaul. Can't be too many threads that mention that name. If it helps, pic related was the OP pic I used, might be able to find it that way. I basically noted how normalfags are eating this up, and the defenders mentioned how it was somehow similar to professional wrestling.


 No.2067334

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Less gay than wrestling, to be honest.




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 No.2066347[Reply]

Ain't no party like a Valar Party.

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 No.2067265

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>tfw Turin’s grave Tol Morwen is still above water

>tfwy realize house of Beor is WHG

>tfwy realize house of Marach is Yamna

>tfwy realize the House of Haleth is EEF

Tolkien was wise beyond his years. There must be something unconscious to this. There is no way this man could have predicted to a T. the phenotypes and cultural archetypes of the three primordial genetic clusters that created Modern Europeans in the MLBA

Then he predicts the CHG admixture and it just seems like it has be something bordering on divine prophecy or something.

Think about it. Tolkien’s races of man, match perfectly what our PCAs say about Eurasian peoples.

This is relevant because the Three Houses of the Edain were the main protagonists of Second war Against Morgoth.


 No.2067270

>cuckime


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>>2067294

Elves are haplogroup N1c


 No.2067328

>>2067265

Oh fuck. this means ulmo has been listening to me wanking by the river.




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 No.2063032[Reply]

Reminder that Peppa the Pig single-handedly defeated the Chinese government.

https://archive.fo/dp4kl

 No.2063156

When's Preppa The Bull, the modern remake?


 No.2066882

>>2063032

And a sandnigger wanted that cartoon to be shitcanned on facebook, but everyone kept spamming pig images on his profile.


 No.2067215

>Doctor Brown Bear.


 No.2067323

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>>2063156

>Preppa The Bull

that was great


 No.2067324

>>2063156

That's good. Porn parody when?




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