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/bane/ /film/ /strek/ /sw/ /wooo/ Combined Rules

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 No.1928917[Reply]

THIS IS PAT TALKING

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 No.1928924

File: 1880c77cfbe1bd7⋯.png (185.95 KB, 991x2067, 991:2067, Screenshot_2019-03-22 COCK….png)

>ywn go on a kino trip to london with pat


 No.1928939

>>1928924

A chance to tour Mongolia on motorcycle, hopefully have a face to face with a friend I haven't seen in two year, AND the chance to beat Vince Canfield to death with a tire iron? Sounds too good to be true, and with VC being a goon it absolutely is. Sign up and say good bye to your money, losers.


 No.1928949

If ever /tv/ were to get a sitcom, this would make for a great intro song.


 No.1929161

Gahoole is so kino. I'd buy him a beer if I was in Minnesota.


 No.1929639

>>1928924

Damn that sounds fucking based




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 No.1929513[Reply]

He's based!

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 No.1929603

>>1929556

>>1929567

He's not insulting MrE. He's saying Mr E (the transvestigator) sounds similiar to MrEnter (the guy who gets mad at cartoons


 No.1929612

>>1929603

And I am calling him a fucking pathetic faggot for discussing what I can only assume is a fat prematurely balding soy enriched man-child who reviews cucktoons or bing bing wahoos.


 No.1929613

>>1929612

Hey /intl/


 No.1929618

>>1929513

For a moment, I thought you meant E;R and got excited. Then I realized you meant some schizo nobody.


 No.1929625

>>1929613

>If you don't watch fat middle aged blading acne ridden mandchildren on youtube discussing bing bign wahoos, cuckime, or cucktoons you are a shadowy cabal of Mediterranean elitist bent on destroying the internet.

Wow it's just like in your cuckmic books! ==EXCELSIOR TRUE BELIEVER==

Bitch nigger




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 No.1924286[Reply]

How soon before she grows a dick?

Will Zach convert to gay to be with her

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 No.1929552

I would fuck tranny Emma Watson.


 No.1929562

>>1929552

hi zach


 No.1929606

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>>1929552

I'm going to jerk to tranny porn after this. Probably Bailey Jay.


 No.1929614

os that corey haim?


 No.1929615

>>1929606

>jerking off to a fatty whose body is rejecting the hormones




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 No.1929565[Reply]

I wish you could drink my blood, and eat my flesh.

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 No.1929579

>>1929575

I'm not a girl.


 No.1929581

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>>1929579

Please don't destroy the illusion! I report you now.


 No.1929586

>>1929581

You can drug me and eating me. Like Jesus.


 No.1929611

File: 880c0043974ec4b⋯.webm (2.06 MB, 540x960, 9:16, 1553274122526.webm)

Based.


 No.1929747

>>1929565

How bout I just cum on your tits instead?




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 No.1929551[Reply]

who /shadowonthewall/ here?

 No.1929573

File: 4607e2b5b90164d⋯.jpg (33.05 KB, 401x365, 401:365, meee meeee.jpg)

I am! I love that song!


 No.1929583

File: f2465e846ed0787⋯.jpg (162.04 KB, 1366x739, 1366:739, Rock 'n Raven.jpg)

The singer's name is Roger Chapman by the way. I think he makes this song so great.




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 No.1929266[Reply]

This is how the United States will look like in 2020

AND ITS BEAUTIFUL

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 No.1929392

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>>1929273

got only this fam


 No.1929546

>>1929392

thanks mein nigger


 No.1929560

>>1929266

Mark is such an attention whoring ledditor.


 No.1929563

File: 3e5d0295802e2ba⋯.png (43.87 KB, 1790x354, 895:177, cakekike's reaction to aus….png)

File: b4663da911075b2⋯.jpg (357.44 KB, 1152x2048, 9:16, Mark_playing_his_Switch_in….jpg)

Don't bully him you guys. Remember, it's all just ironic shitposting r-right?


 No.1929593

>>1929563

>playing vidya out in public

What a fucking normalfag.




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 No.1929196[Reply]

VARG BTFO

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 No.1929487

>>1929482

not half as far as his cellmate was


 No.1929499

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>>1929377

Christianity is the reason why we are in the mess we are in today. At least -real- Muslims don't constantly suck jewish cock like Christians.


 No.1929506

>>1929499

>muslims don't suck jewish cock

fucking lol


 No.1929511

>>1929506

Outside of the fake muslims in places like Saudi Arabia, they don't.


 No.1929534

>>1929511

I'd say 80-90% of the muslim world are jew cock worshippers. They were in the past and they will be in the future.




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 No.1929406

File: 1770e497bcb8154⋯.jpg (104.1 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, brittany-venti-14855483991….jpg)

>>1929399

Do you have any rare Venti's?


 No.1929430

>>1929399

Can confirm. I make up sob stories all the time.


 No.1929498

THOT STATUS: PATROLLED


 No.1929526

This story was written by a women who needs to demonize someone else in order to justify her shitty choices in life.

The story either didn't happen, or was greatly exaggerated, I bet my left nut that he said said "oh" when she implied she was gonna kill her kid, and that was that.


 No.1929530

File: f4e4dd21bd5b161⋯.png (51.89 KB, 600x635, 120:127, who.png)

>>1929430

>I make up sob stories all the time.




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 No.1928198[Reply]

Fuck Niggers

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 No.1929279

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>>1929180

>screenshot taken with the cuckchannel mobile app and posted from a phone


 No.1929286

wrong board >>>/bleached/


 No.1929523

File: 4498591580ab5c8⋯.gif (821.08 KB, 607x609, 607:609, eheh.gif)

Based.


 No.1929525

>>1929180

This. Only Facebook incels hate black people.


 No.1929527

oil drill, pay bill




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 No.1929390[Reply]

is dis gud

 No.1929395

Probably not.


 No.1929521

>jonah hill

straight into the trash




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 No.1929479[Reply]

Friday night is party night.



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 No.1924363[Reply]

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 No.1929376

>>1924363

Star Trek Discovery: Woke and no one cares.


 No.1929385

>>1925220

>White

>fascism

>white supremacy

>patriarchy

>oppression

He obviously seems upset about something.


 No.1929413

File: c07a357fee6bf84⋯.webm (5.18 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, L O L.webm)

>Game of Groids


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 No.1929471

wew




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 No.1928026[Reply]

Jim Jeffries BTFO

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 No.1928890

>>1928872

I take it back. It's all over Twitter.


 No.1928892

File: 9db0e27804bd0ad⋯.jpg (19.94 KB, 634x285, 634:285, 35148EAD00000578-3633264-R….jpg)

,STOP POSTING


 No.1929219

LITERALLY OUR KIKE


 No.1929278

Well, this is weird. There has been no word from the MSM about this. Other than Bounding into Comics and One Angry Gamer, the only other news outlet I saw covering this has been the Daily Telegraph but there is one catch. The link doesn't work because it's behind a paywall.


 No.1929363

>>1928026

Yeah, it was a bad idea.




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 No.1924315[Reply]

kinos about this aesthetic?

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 No.1928926

brap


 No.1928972

File: 92e0a2b0a76b2f3⋯.mp4 (7.07 MB, 480x600, 4:5, Video by ashleygraham-Btgd….mp4)


 No.1929043

>>1924707

Demi is like the queen of mongrels:

>Lovato's parents divorced in mid-1994, shortly after her second birthday.[16] Lovato's father was of Mexican descent, with mostly Spanish and Native American ancestors, and came from a family that has been living in New Mexico for generations; he also had distant Portuguese and Jewish ancestry.[17][18] Her mother is of English and Irish ancestry.[19][20] Through her father, Lovato is a descendant of Civil War Union veteran Francisco Perea and Santa Fe de Nuevo México governor Francisco Xavier Chávez.[21] Through DNA testing Lovato discovered that she is also of 16 percent Scandinavian descent and one percent of African descent.[22]


 No.1929046

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>>1929043

>one percent of African descent

One drop rule


 No.1929357

>>1926845

that's a big nose




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 No.1929206[Reply]

because of how diverse they force everything to be. For example in cop and FBI shows, they always have these strong succubus characters who can kick anyones ass even though they're borderline anorexic. How does a 200+ pound man get thrown across the room by the punch of a 100 pound succubus? Since when is the FBI made up of a racially diverse team of men and succubus and not just all white men? Why are so many marriages portraying 2 people of different races even though 99% of married white people in USA are married to another white person?

And the cheesy forced romance and love scenes really bother me too.

If I wanted to watch some people dryhump eachother, I'd turn on some porn. Now they're trying to make every show include softcore porno which draws away from the story. Makes sense though because I guess they have little to write about so they need to add as much filler as possible to entertain the low IQ viewers with mind numbing nonsense. Even TV shows about serial killers seem to have every side character in a romantic relationship at some point

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 No.1929276

Try watching something good, you retarded burger.


 No.1929290

Fun fact: I've never watched one of your WebMs and never will.


 No.1929336

File: 8944c52d391ab24⋯.png (507.92 KB, 454x454, 1:1, la creatura.png)

la creatura


 No.1929338

You're a very stupid person if you've taken television seriously at all this entire decade at the least.


 No.1929356

I can't take /tv/ seriously, anymore.




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