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File: f7371c5a7db0d07⋯.jpg (760.98 KB, 3059x1403, 133:61, beleriand.jpg)

 No.2066347[Reply]

Ain't no party like a Valar Party.

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 No.2066368

>>2066361

Beren and Luthien is a story pretty much made for this age. It's like the new star wars, except the comedy relief gorilla gets to dick the thot, which also takes away her very race, tainting her forever.


 No.2066380

>>2066368

wasnt beren and luthien pretty much a love poem to tolkiens wife?


 No.2066382

>>2066380

All the more reason to update it to contemporary standards of diversity.


 No.2066442

File: 34eda95b28dd2e9⋯.jpg (1 MB, 1575x2100, 3:4, justin-gerard-justin-gerar….jpg)

>>2066382

>one of these days hollywood will rape beren and luthien along with the entire silmarillion

I hope I die before that.


 No.2066771

File: 0f5daaaf389432b⋯.jpg (37.27 KB, 541x586, 541:586, TdB5cAv_d.jpg)

>>2066350

>i get to post this




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File: 2139e53f62f0994⋯.jpg (193.72 KB, 902x1200, 451:600, dc2.jpg)

 No.2066544[Reply]

>Deadly Class Officially Cancelled, Will Not Continue At a New Network

https://archive.fo/d20fN

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 No.2066558

I have no clue what this is.


 No.2066560

>>2066556

He made shit comics too. But comic tards have no standards and blew smoke up his dumb ass. Fool thought he was actually good.


 No.2066591

SyFy is such a shit channel. Flood the shelves with garbage shows that nobody will watch, cancel them, repeat.


 No.2066596

File: 76972a95067bfad⋯.webm (6.18 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Sci Fi Channel Promo 1995.webm)

>>2066591

It didn't used to be that way.


 No.2066768

>>2066596

Texaco, what a throwback




File: de5968238335688⋯.jpg (4.72 KB, 255x92, 255:92, Whore.jpg)

 No.2066433[Reply]

How can the little dweeb recover from this? His waifu is a filthy whore!

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 No.2066613

File: 07a1ed0b1fc86bc⋯.png (11.36 KB, 584x210, 292:105, Enema Flopson.png)

File: 1deccb94061ebb0⋯.png (14.89 KB, 575x247, 575:247, Emma Roberts.png)

OP meant to post one of these two.


 No.2066620

>>2066613

Roberts is pimping Flopson?


 No.2066647

File: 3f32f3fea0aa9fc⋯.png (574.32 KB, 1560x800, 39:20, 3ecdfa9ae93a5ac43296a17eed….png)

>>2066620

Pic related proves true once again


 No.2066663

>>2066647

The picture that is stale 4chan shit?

Try again

(ZACH)

 No.2066758

File: ea7a5e335749867⋯.jpg (48.54 KB, 480x595, 96:119, Damn Emma is pimping Emma ….jpg)

>>2066620

If it is what it looks like it is then yes, to Mohammed Hadid.




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 No.2066677[Reply]

7 fucking years

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 No.2066702

Ren & Stimpy had its moments, but the guys art style kinda makes me wanna puke.


 No.2066707

>>2066702

I think that's the point.


 No.2066719

I was worried there wouldn't be any hot chicks but then there was one at least


 No.2066735

File: 477218f3aa528e6⋯.webm (15.96 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Forever Dream.webm)

It's awful! The animation is overly exaggerated, everything and everyone is purposefully ugly, and the plot is boring too.


 No.2066737

What did you expect from a kickstarter project? The only good thing is that it came out instead of never existing. Most crowdfunded projects are mediocre at best and overfunded because of a promise instead of the reality of how the final product ends up.




File: d20d354d27878c5⋯.png (331.81 KB, 1717x692, 1717:692, Screenshot from 2019-06-24….png)

 No.2065487[Reply]

is he right /tv/?

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 No.2066541

>>2066537

I check in like once a month. I do still enjoy comics and cartoons sometimes (older ones, mostly). That whole board is just so not fun to post on though. I see it's not even top 25 anymore. No surprise.


 No.2066557

>>2066541

I think I indirectly killed it with the "hey /tv/" shit.

I was just doing that because some guy accused me of reposting /co/ threads on /tv/ for some reason (did that ever actually happen?), so I ran with it for about a week for shits and giggles.

Then the sage autist spammed the ever living shit out of the board and it never really recovered.

I think it was the cuckvol (now BO I guess) who picked it up after me, because he would come here and bitch at us over the state of /co/ right around the time that happened.


 No.2066731

>>2065572

pill me on /tv/ oc


 No.2066733

>>2066510

gahoole is big on cuck/gif/


 No.2066734

>>2066511

that's because those anons here are crossdressing qts, dummy




File: e3575c3d7af485b⋯.jpg (20.34 KB, 640x270, 64:27, 42411802009654021718_thumb….jpg)

 No.2036656[Reply]

This is chinese anime.

As in from China.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Fish_%26_Begonia

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 No.2065901

File: faf8d2a53756810⋯.jpg (121.05 KB, 1022x706, 511:353, heidi montag before after.jpg)

File: b09dcdada1e5f98⋯.jpg (23.25 KB, 317x283, 317:283, 99613c3277b1efe4ff7371ff8a….jpg)

>>2065671

bigger


 No.2065921

File: 38938b9417b8ad6⋯.jpg (47.39 KB, 575x575, 1:1, HM.jpg)


 No.2066457

>>2037566

Is this seriously an overly dramatic transformation sequence for a girl tying her hair up in a pony tail?


 No.2066670

>>2066457

Yes. She is preparing to cook and it is very serious.


 No.2066726

>>2065901

Idk, looks like an upgrade to me.




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 No.2066114[Reply]

Short story: former PhD student in cinema, used to hold a blog about cinema analysis where I would discuss about Bergman, Fellini, Antonioni etc on what vision of cinema was the best approach to this medium.

I used to feel so proud of myself, smug in a way, superior to those Jurassic Park type of people.

And it so happened that one night, a night I will never forget, I took the wrong door at my cinema. Instead of seeing a retrospective of Dreyer works I stumbled upon the Avengers. Of course I immediately wanted to leave, for I didn’t want to be subjected to such a supposedly terrible movie in my eyes.

The theater staff told me that I was not allowed to leave. So I said to myself « all right, let’s see this shit, can’t be worse than a Villeneuve movie anyway».

And just like that, the magic happened, in awe of what I was seeing, I came to realize that these movie are not mere escapism, pure entertainment for the sole purpose of enjoyment.

They were the right use of the medium that is Cinema. They were talking directly to my soul, they were elevating my spirit, opening my chakras in a sense.

And that’s how I cam to watch only marvel movies. Because these movies are saying something profound, deep, about the human condition.

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 No.2066178

>PhD in cinema

ROFL


 No.2066692

>>2066114

>told me that I was not allowed to leave.

<sits

Ain't it just like cuckchanner to accidentally lace his own larp with the truth of his bitch-hood.


 No.2066710

>>2066692

Self-depreciation is a classic greentext trait, you must be a newfag to say otherwise


 No.2066713

File: 3938a6d7b36c01f⋯.jpg (15.86 KB, 221x240, 221:240, disney thanos.jpg)


 No.2066720

>>2066710

You must be colorblind.




File: 487882ef0b8dc09⋯.jpg (147.17 KB, 1024x803, 1024:803, billie_eilish.jpg)

 No.2066696[Reply]

So you're a tough guy

Like it really rough guy

Just can't get enough guy

Chest always so puffed guy

I'm that bad type

Make your mama sad type

Make your girlfriend mad tight

Might seduce your dad type

I'm the bad guy

Duh

I'm the bad guy

I like it when you take control

Even if you know that you don't

Own me, I'll let you play the role

I'll be your animal

My mommy likes to sing along with me

But she won't sing this song

If she reads all the lyrics

She'll pity the men I know

So you're a tough guy

Like it really rough guy

Just can't get enough guy

Chest always so puffed guy

I'm that bad type

Make your mama sad type

Make your girlfriend mad tight

Might seduce your dad type

I'm the bad guy

Duh

I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm only good at bein' bad, bad

I like when you get mad

I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone

You said she's scared of me?

I mean, I don't see what she sees

But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne

I'm a bad guy

I'm a bad guy

Bad guy, bad guy

I'm a bad

 No.2066703

/mu/?


 No.2066708

Tranny.


 No.2066709

cringe


 No.2066711

I really like this song tbh


 No.2066717




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 No.2065360[Reply]

What anime should have this as its intro

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 No.2066543

duppitalism btfo by overfed duppunists


 No.2066561

>>2065383

>>2066075

Why are all the cute communist girls hideous mentally ill men?


 No.2066568

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 No.2066576

File: cacc52e186762a8⋯.jpg (173.19 KB, 900x698, 450:349, fuck_the_gender_binary_sys….jpg)


 No.2066585

>>2066576

best animu




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 No.2057604[Reply]

Are normalfags getting dumber? Has watching capeshit for a decade completely turned their already small brains into mush? I mean how else can you explain Aladdin remake - a straight to video looking film with some of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life - actually making money. Has Yidsney really enforced a near Pavlovian reflex in them to devour anything they shit out at this point?

Sad.

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 No.2066462

>>2066107

Every gommie I've met IRL was a college student or a literal faggot working a retail job. I have never met a single gommie with a real career


 No.2066513

>>2066107

dupitalims btfo by duppunist trannydup


 No.2066518

>>2062652

This is exactly what it is and the main reason why theaters are filled with niggers for the most part. It's just an excuse to act like apes and not have to clean up after themselves.


 No.2066523

>>2066107

>Marx, who hadn't worked one day in his entire life

>knows what's best for the working class

What did jews mean by this?


 No.2066531

Well when your country has gone through over 6 decades of mass shitskin immigration and widespread miscegenation propaganda it sort of turns your population into a bunch of tawny brainlets willing to shell out their welfare for blue welcome-ta-suisah-squa guy grimacing at them from a giant screen.




File: a62d1d46fac3e52⋯.jpg (83.07 KB, 800x450, 16:9, Why Would I Make More - Ge….jpg)

 No.2049260[Reply]

Right now.

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 No.2060424

>>2060418

Second time I made a remark and you picked it up and used it the very next day Zach… this is getting pathetic.


 No.2062441

He should


 No.2062892

>>2060418

That film was woke.


 No.2063452

File: 5d36a9214644cd4⋯.jpg (33.54 KB, 480x270, 16:9, spartacus-movie-clip-scree….jpg)

>>2060424

NO! I AM ZACH!


 No.2066525

Have you said sorry today, /tv/?




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 No.2065587[Reply]

>Hey I'm talking to you McFly, you Irish fuck!

How did they get away with this?

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 No.2065706

>>2065670

>>2065674

>>2065677

Buttmad anglo detected


 No.2065714

File: c97c604d869a3c4⋯.gif (40.03 KB, 509x671, 509:671, hidden_hipoornian.gif)


 No.2065758

File: 5d77fe96ac52be0⋯.jpg (206.64 KB, 720x1232, 45:77, 20190624_221209.jpg)

File: c4ca03aebb89ae8⋯.png (227.51 KB, 500x787, 500:787, suicide-you-have-to-see-a-….png)

Daliy rminder that Ire Land disli KING buuts is an /s/p mene andthrefore otr ea


 No.2065791

File: e5c6551fd4de7df⋯.jpeg (22.95 KB, 600x309, 200:103, bill the butcher.jpeg)

>You mother-whoring Irish nigger.

How did they get away with this?


 No.2066522

>>2065791

Bill the Butcher is BASED and REDPILLED.




File: 019c72375b58c18⋯.jpg (312.87 KB, 1965x2048, 1965:2048, IMG_2991.jpg)

 No.2066366[Reply]

more like chadime

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 No.2066477

File: 5086d1bc2b21833⋯.jpg (125.08 KB, 718x1000, 359:500, 5086d1bc2b21833f5a75642749….jpg)

>chadime

fukn based


 No.2066480

>>2066477

Nice dubs Zach.


 No.2066495

>>2066424

>I've been a hxh fan since 2005 and an anime connoisseur even longer.

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…


 No.2066498

File: 360ef7adde3f756⋯.jpg (247.29 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, 4ba4a09fd6fef86b8aff5f321c….jpg)

>>2066480

It's Zachary for you, mister.


 No.2066515




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 No.2065991[Reply]

I just realized that Karl Pilkington accurately predicted that there would be a Mission Impossible 7 and 8. He said that eight years ago. I’m truly astonished by his abilities today as I was when I first heard him ten years ago. Days gone by /tv/

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 No.2066112

File: 5da9a0168531555⋯.jpg (16.68 KB, 236x275, 236:275, rabbit55.jpg)

*sigh*

I really worry about IQ of westerners…


 No.2066113

>>2066081

HHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOURE A FUCKIN MANIAC KARL, HOLY SHIT YOURE A DUMB CUNT!!! GOD ISNT REAL, KARL!!!

>I’m just sayin’ tha-

HAHA OH GOD YOURE SUCH A FOOL KARL, STEVE RECORD THIS!


 No.2066142

>>2066081

>>2066113

If you can get past the silly phrasing of his thoughts, 95% of the time Karl is right and Ricky is dead wrong. Like the time Karl was complaining (in a roundabout way) of the un-sustainability of the Western world feeding Africa with charity, while Ricky had no ideas and seemed to think Africa can't feed itself because there's "no water you dopie cunt". Ricky's position here was by far the more idiotic and clueless.

Also when Karl was (again in a silly way) contemplating the seeming contradiction between the workings of the brain and our experience of a metaphysical mind, thought and choice. Of course Ricky stuck to the philosophically braindead non-answer of "your brain is your mind" while missing the point completely. And this fat cunt graduated with honors from a philosophy program remember.

>>2066112

IQ is largely not affected by environment (and to the extent it is "environmental", the "environment" is unknown and has been extremely resistant to interventions to raise IQ, so mass-media lowering it is not really a concern). Western IQs are only under threat from dysgenic low IQ immigration and to a lesser extent dysgenic breeding trends. Worry about your own country ladyboy.


 No.2066493

The twist was that Ricky was the real idiot.


 No.2066499

Head like a fucking orange.




File: 2750f717ac92a10⋯.jpg (33.58 KB, 600x600, 1:1, vr glasses.jpg)

 No.2066307[Reply]

Hey tv.

Recommend me some ultra cheap VR glasses, VR for phone works too.

I want to experience VR porn for dirt cheap.

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 No.2066392

File: 0d76b2952a281e2⋯.jpg (166.62 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, CybeRaven.jpg)

Try MacAudio.


 No.2066396

>>2066392

Why doesn't it surprise me that ravenpedo is at the forefront of degeneracy?


 No.2066403

File: 9bba3307767625e⋯.jpg (116.14 KB, 1226x768, 613:384, I see through your lies3.jpg)

>>2066396

He asked a technical question, and only I gave a real answer.


 No.2066405

>>2066356

How is this disguting french animation supposed to discredit VR ?


 No.2066426

>>2066340

I agree with the answer, but >>2066405 makes a good point




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