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 No.2094556[Reply]

Queen of /tv/ slays

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 No.2094922

>>2094921

the left can't meme


 No.2094937

>>2094911

>Thread critical of Soywars

<Immediately hit by spam & derailing

This board is shit.

To the based anon who posted TLJ film during its release please do this again that was the best thread this board probably ever had.

>2094916

You need to blatantly mischaracterize & purposely misinterpret other people's posts to form your bait argument…….piss off to reddit, /trannypol/ or where ever your kind lurks.


 No.2094941

>>2094937

Seething

(ZACH)

 No.2094946

>>2094941

Hey Zach.


 No.2095031

The fall out from this shit film is going to be glorious no matter how much they pad the boxoffice no one is going to like this shit pile.




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 No.2092650[Reply]

Earlier today the building housing Kyoto Animation studios (K-On!, The Melancholoy of Haruhi Suzumiya) was set aflame by a disgruntled old man, likely an idolfag upset that his favorite idolshit wasn't still being made. All I can say is

>cuckime btfo

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 No.2094795

>>2094772

<the people he killed were salarymen

Yes, correct.

<salary men can't be weebs by definition.

What are you even trying to say?

>>2094704

Bump


 No.2094855

>>2094795

Weeaboo comes from Wapanese. You can't be a Japanese Weeaboo, mong.


 No.2094870

>>2094855

>implying


 No.2094898

>>2092917

He deserves it after not delivering season 2 sooner


 No.2095009

>>2094855

Technically you can since the Japanese of today are essentially just trying to imitate 1950s-era America.




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 No.2091833[Reply]

Reminder that Hitler was a fan of Disney films and Disney was a fan of Hitler until the US government forced him to make anti-Nazi propaganda and used his studio to house the military.

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 No.2094465

>>2093245

First, Greeks are European.

Second, they got their language and culture from Germanic tribes.


 No.2094652

>>2092754

>>2092899

Reich means Realm. Frankreich = French Realm, Österreich = Eastern Realm, Deutsches Reich = German Realm, etc. The correct word for Empire in German is Kaiserreich, "Emperor-realm" (as opposed to Königreich, "King-realm" or "Kingdom").

The Weimar Republic, a democracy, was still called Deutsches Reich.


 No.2094665

>>2093245

>greek mythology

Hey Zach, Greeks are European


 No.2094668

>>2094666

Hey Zach


 No.2095005

>>2094652

But calling it the German Realm sounds silly and inaccurate. It IS a realm, but I feel that word is used in different contexts. A Reich is not just a realm. If the people are the nation, the Reich is the territory they control. English should just adopt the word instead of trying to find an equivalent.




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 No.2094112[Reply]

When am i getting a proper sequel bub?

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 No.2094797

File: 2665e3872a4e90d⋯.jpg (48.01 KB, 378x421, 378:421, 1489759835915.jpg)

>>2094112

Is she part of the MCU?


 No.2094805

>>2094797

Is she dropping a turd in that pic, while making sure no one is watching


 No.2094812

>>2094805

It's Shadman so there's like a 45% chance she's getting rimmed, 25%ish chance she's getting prodded, 15% chance she's shitting, and about 5% that it's actually nothing sexual at all.


 No.2094829

Wolverine's lesbonic daughter?


 No.2094908

>>2094797

Why is integrity of continuity so difficult for brainlets? Of course she is, just like Venom and Shazam.




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 No.2094862[Reply]

MEL

 No.2094866

baed




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 No.2094604[Reply]

This film was actually amazing

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 No.2094624

He should've been black or jewish. Would make more sense for a for such a person to profit off stolen ideas.


 No.2094631

>>2094604

>Gives no reason why

Oh sweetie 🤦🏿‍♀️


 No.2094788

Cool concept, but it's wasted on a generic romantic plot.

The same problem happened with the Invention of Lying, which is interesting because both films have a somewhat similar core concept.


 No.2094793

>>2094788

>What if one day you woke up and "X" didn't exist, and no one remembers "X" but you.


 No.2094798

>>2094793

You see, you could do a lot of cool things with that idea, but for whatever reason the writers thought wasting it on a love story was a good idea.




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 No.2094564[Reply]

/our girl/ got banned form instagram. How do you get her back?

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 No.2094706

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>>2094673

Obscured by my tongue


 No.2094719

File: 60f835c717ea0b8⋯.jpg (22.09 KB, 345x285, 23:19, 984fb099.jpg)

>>2094706

>i belong on this board and will post this here


 No.2094724

File: f21eafbe4a5d491⋯.mp4 (8.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, f21eafbe4a5d49186b207ab80d….mp4)

>>2094719

Thanks, glad to be welcomed


 No.2094728

>>2094724

I need more


 No.2095298

File: 9b3308be0e0f342⋯.png (585.34 KB, 986x552, 493:276, typical white.PNG)

>>2094669

No Whites look that cute. White girls have ugly man jaws. That's 100% a hapa.




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 No.2091992[Reply]

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…

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 No.2094649

>>2093900

why you did then


 No.2094697

>>2091998

I wish normalfags still thought it was "nerdy" to use computers and the internet.


 No.2094701

anime only exists because normalfags ate it up


 No.2094712

>>2094217

A forced meme that everyone who doesn't like anime is a member of Something Awful. Its pretty cringe tbh


 No.2094717

I wish we didn't live in a clown world where anime is somehow one of the greatest issues of the modern world, despite barely anyone watching it past a couple of popular shows.




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 No.2092768[Reply]

This is actually pretty solid. I haven't seen it since the 90s and over the past 20 years (((critics))) and reviewers have convinced me that I must hate it, but after watching it for myself for the first time since back in the days I was surprised that there's nothing really wrong with the film: the cinematography and editing are great, the score is solid, the story is good, the acting elevated by Jean Reno is good, the special effects are great; obliviously the CGI doesn't hold up in every shot but the rest of the effects - the sets, the miniatures, the animatronics etc. all look really good. This is an actual solid goddamn flick. I think the only downfall was naming the film "Godzilla" as it doesn't feel much like the established franchise - though I'm pretty sure that 99% of the cucks who criticized it didn't give a flying fuck about the franchise - but as a standalone monster attack film it's legit good.

What are some other films you were conditioned to hate by the MSM but risen above it? Is it because the movies nowadays are so shit, compared to them even lesser films of the past look like fucking masterpieces as they were made by people who actually knew what the fuck they were doing? Really makes you think 🤔

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 No.2094541

>>2093294

>no arguments, only state reddit memes

baste


 No.2094543

Which is the best out of Godzilla 98, Batman v Superman, Alien Covenant and The Last Jedi?


 No.2094546

>>2094543

Godzilla is a good flick, the rest if hot garbage


 No.2094687

>>2094543

The Last Jedi> Alien Covenant> BVS> Godzilla


 No.2094689

>>2094687

hey zach




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 No.2092651[Reply]

cuckime fags btfo

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 No.2094455

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 No.2094603

>>2094146

Anti weebs must be seething


 No.2094613

File: d00667c17f9fc65⋯.jpg (10.5 KB, 474x284, 237:142, canc.jpg)

>>2094229

>i hope you get burnt alive


 No.2094623

>>2094098

If you delude yourself into thinking loli isn't pedo you're just part of the problem. It doesn't mean that it should be banned. Neither should actual cp be. It's all just data/photos. What people wanting to look at them do need is help, whether they like it or not.


 No.2094626

>>2094455

That's so obviously a man




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 No.2092484[Reply]

YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BACK

https://archive.fo/6Fe5U

>Prosecutors drop groping case against Kevin Spacey

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 No.2094550

>>2094539

Guy is obviously not Zach you fag loving kike. Spacey obviously rapes boys.


 No.2094566

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 No.2094570

File: 8477bd9f41dd962⋯.mp4 (4.63 MB, 1280x688, 80:43, shit.mp4)


 No.2094574

>>2094550

hey zach


 No.2094576

>>2094574

Hey hapa.




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 No.2094497[Reply]

WE GOTTA RAP SOME POKEMON

YOU JUST DO THE SINGING, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE HARD PART

LET'S GET IT ON

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 No.2094523

>>2094516

Wow, yikes, I literally can't believe what you just said. It's like you're literally trying to sound retarded on purpose. We've got a literal retard over here who can't tell the difference between Monster Rancher and Metabots.

Literally the most retarded thing I've ever seen on this board of illiterates.


 No.2094525

>>2094523

>Pokemon

>Digimon

>Monster Rancher

>Metabots

>Yu-Gi-Oh

It's all just Yokai Watch ripoffs.


 No.2094554

oh, autumn 98. you were such a simpler time.


 No.2094557

baste


 No.2094569

>>2094557

turkey




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 No.2094535[Reply]

>having educational programs that inspire kids to learn and find knowledge

>one maniacal jew can't put to rest the fact that he lost to an aryan blond übermensch

>another power grabbing jew has to destroy all that and strip WASPs from television

>the programs get dumbed down afterwards and america becomes a generation of retards

what are some movies that try to make you feel sympathy for minorities but end up having the opposite effect?

 No.2094565

>unironically believing that game shows aren't completely staged

>actually thinking the intelligence of a country was damaged because game shows got dumber instead of the social engineering masquerading as public education




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 No.2088836[Reply]

Explain this genre to me, /tv/. Why did the jews need to get revenge against the aryan chads? Why did this genre die out?

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 No.2089925

>>2089889

>Chuck Berry just stole rock and roll from Marty

That is funny as hell though.


 No.2089934

>>2089481

God, everyone in that pic is so unattractive. Half of them look mentally ill, too (the white girl [?] on the bottom right and the one on the left whose head above the afro are particularly awful looking).


 No.2090418

File: d87e62518a1639a⋯.jpg (14.95 KB, 462x261, 154:87, 11106241_gal.jpg)

>>2089934

I'm sure they're all pursuing degrees which will benefit thier society.

>>2089889

HYAWGHHHHHGGGHHHH

HYAWGHHHHHGGGHHHH

HYAWGHHHHHGGGHHHH

HYAWGHHHHHGGGHHHH


 No.2094223

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>>2089438

I just watched this movie thanks to this video. It was pretty good.


 No.2094559

File: 3e44ad5f9735ac0⋯.gif (990.79 KB, 245x184, 245:184, Booger.gif)

>>2089478

Booger was great and he's a fellow Detroiter.

Though the Jews got to him too and he converted when he got married…




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 No.2093039[Reply]

HAHAHAHA

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 No.2094030

>>2093039

>nigger lusting after white female to stick it up to whitey

>said coalburner then proceed to rape his ass in a court of law for all his worth AND have him tossed out of the country for extra measure

who could have predicted this?


 No.2094036

>>2093146

when you aren't a citizen and are here because you're supposed to be marrying one, you stupid, stupid, fuck


 No.2094063

>>2093053

No you fucking mysogynerd it's empowering and free when a womyn does it.


 No.2094143

File: 1f8e8ef1d9e0ba3⋯.png (66.15 KB, 237x361, 237:361, pewdiepie.png)

>>2093039

>black man leaves white woman

Who would've guessed


 No.2094528

>>2094143

can you even read?




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