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What in the fuck did I just watch? I get the biblical themes, the house represents earth, etc. But the entire film was annoying and grotesque, my frown lines advanced a decade in the two hours I spent watching this drivel.

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Meant to say digital



>You're a brainlet who can't deal with the fact that Satan is just a name for Evil personified. There's a reason the Lord's Prayer originally said "the evil one" before it got replaced by just "evil". Look at the Latin version, "liberanos a malo". It's talking about Satan, not evil in general.

It's too bad though that you have to justify that by saying, "look at this specific translation." The reason is that in the original greek it doesn't specify evil one or satan, just evil like the modern equivalent of hate being a boogeyman.

How does it feel to possess circular reasoning? Honest question. It must be difficult.



>original greek

Pretty sure it was aramaic, but in any case I mentioned the Latin one because it's the one that got changed after CVII when the Church got infiltrated. They've been weakening every stance of the Church and "modernizing" it, with the disastrous results we all see.



>flopson got harvested and couldn't get the oscar




Except that's just your incel headcanon


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Ally to goys! Nightmare to jews!

How did Akira Toriyama got this pass the censors?

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Nah it fit in Namek saga too but that's it. Also liked it whenever he'd say "I'll send you to the next dimension!"


best dub voices

Goku - Funi

Vegeta - Ocean

Piccolo - Ocean

Gohan - Ocean

Krillin - Ocean (Funi one sounds like some random dudebro they got off the street)

Future Trunks - Funi

Frieza - Kai Funi

Cell - Funi

Buu - Funi



If you can't appreciate anything without it being art, you're a pretentious faggot.



is actually "goyim"



aluminium is not a heavy metal, and is used in minuscule dose to stimulate the immune reaction required to start the effects desired by the shots.

The only discussion is about the uselessness of shit like flu virus which, by design, are useless, unlike regular vaccines against most child disease, which are good.

now if you want to be a retard, fine, go ahead, the price is only your life, and i'm not one to stop retards from darwin'ing themselves.

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>I'm not a grill

what did she mean by this

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A reviewer made a very astute observation: "The book is a vampire tale that just happens to have children in it, while the movie is a story of first love that happens to have vampires in it."


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Awesome book and movie.

The U.S. version was also good, creepy as fuck.

Vampire using a pedo to get food.

:Would make a good one or two season series.




Who would you cast in a remake?



A couple of kids from stranger things they look to androgynous.

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>Ms. Bond, malt liquor is not served in this establishment.


lol, would actually watch if it had lines like this in it


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They should sell steelies at the kinoplex



only soylatte in this establishment?


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That's fine I'll have promethazine and Sprite


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Ms Bond, while I am impressed with your vocabulary and your ability to pronounce such a complex word like "promethazine" without mumbles or stutters, we do not allow drugs either.

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This movie is suppose to come out when Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker does. I'm not sure what I expected but I wasn't ready for the cgi cat bodies with human features. Some look okay but some, like the black woman, look horrifying. If you ever wanted to know what an anthropomorphic cat of Rebel Wilson looks like, you're in for a treat. I think they'd been better off with practical costumes and effects like the play is than what they do here.

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I kinda know my way around classic plays but Cats is just one Im too normalfag for. What the fuck is it even about? I just imagine degenerate fursuits ballerinaing and orgying with a lot of NIGGER cat racemixing? Maybe all the cats are gay? Whos this old bitch cat?





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Hey /tv/ wanna yiff?



It's incredibly Jewish, and not in a "nigger and faggots everywhere" sort of way. I mean the classic Jewish sort of "spirituality is just a bunch of semantic bullshit btw I'm superior to you ;))))" shit punctuated by seemingly random acts of animalistic behavior. It's essentially the old testament but without god there to smack them back down into their place every now and then.


Did my MrE video proving Taylor Swift is a man get deleted? Do we have a tranny janny? This isn't the first time this kind of shit has happened as of late.

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They forced poor druggy Edward Furlong back for the Soy Fate

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Brought back to be publicly humiliated, killed off, and replaced with a fat mexican woman.


T2 had some good elements & better special effects however you are objectively correct T1 was far superior & less soy.



Didn't the 3 already stabilized that SkyNet will win no matter what they do?



Sorta, it established that no matter how pointless and crappy the plot gets they will always keep making Terminator flicks.

So there will always be a future with Skynet because there is no Terminator movie without it.



>skynet wins in past

>humans win in the future

daily reminder (((they))) are trying to save current year

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What am I in for? Is this any good? I watched the first season because I had a roommate a few years ago who had a netflix.

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>she was being forced to do that kiss scene and was trying to make as little contact as she could.

She was forced. There was no kiss in the script. They told her to kiss him on the day and she didn't want to. The jews sprung a surprise blacking on her and it won't be the last time


Why is everyone on this show so fucking ugly?



>Why is everyone on this show so fucking ugly?

Cuckywood is both running out of good looking people to abuse and the degenerate lifestyle tends to favor people ugly as jews.


no its pedo preemptive programming just like Aryas sex scene in GoT.

Millie Bobby Brown is a drake sex toy


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Have you bought your tickets yet?


No sir I haven't bought the tickets for the new Quentin Niggerino flick. I personally cant wait for the 35mm horror stories exhibitors will provide.


No lmao


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I want to marry Julia Butters

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Kyoto Animation fire: Criminal Arson attack at Japan anime studio kills 33






OP is a fag


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Anti-cuckime gang wins again

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Furries the musical is now a movie. Featuring Taylor Swift as a catgirl.


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When I was in the fifth or sixth grade one of my teachers put a recording of the musical for us to watch in lieu of actually teaching one day. Shit's bizarre, and not in the interesting kind of way.




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MrE just did a Transvestigation on Taylor Swift


I do know what they are going for by trying to imitate the look of the musical but the added cgi all around the body adds a weird creepy factor to it. Especially when it doesn't look right like the Rebel Wilson Cat dancing. It looked like gravity was warping around her. Practical effects would have worked better if they were really going to stick to the original musical.

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Christmas Heartbeat


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>two word op

>zero meaning

>nothing to discuss or even rag on

>picture of some roastie slag

>that filename


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Christmas Heartbeat




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>cause she's got a GREAT ASS! and you got your head all the way up it!

What did he mean by this?

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>oh god look where le camera is unhhhhh

I wish you fags would go to another board




duptography btfo




>paring me with Zach

Zach loves cinematography you dumb faggit.

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Why was the BTTF trilogy so bad at exposition?

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I thought the OP was Zach?


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You are terminated! Read my fucks!



No, I'm not.



>Zach is known for his honesty



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Neil deGreasy Chicken Tyson is an actor who has even been in movies. Wake up from the dream that anything in government or the media is real.



>jew is a rapefugee, mentally unstable, & a fraud.

checks out based Neil DeGrasse Tyson.Funny part is that his papers were written by his first wife while he cheated on her with his cousin whom he later married.



Are you?



It took him 4+ years to come up with this derivative counterargument?

>25 Nov 2018

Oh, just 3+ with every champagne socialist crying "nation of refugees." This is actually one impressive nog tbh, I get the hype.


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Just forget about Epstein, goyim

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>Idris Elba declares himself to be one

Yeah this is thing that comes to my head when I think Superman


who cares what he thinks


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>the joke



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Why not just play Steel, or the black Green Lantern, or any actual black character?

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