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File: 2817651834299a2⋯.jpg (56.95 KB, 768x433, 768:433, ariel.jpg)

 No.2074420[Reply]

>Bailey, part of the R&B duo Chloe x Halle, has nabbed the starring role in Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid, and will play the role of Ariel, the rebellious daughter of King Triton who longs to live on dry land.

http://archive.fo/84ovg

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 No.2082058

>Hollycuck movie.

I'm not an abused bonobo, I couldn't care less about this worthless trash.


 No.2087142

File: da83269556369ff⋯.jpg (61.35 KB, 768x431, 768:431, beach-reads-movies-tv-ss05.jpg)

>>2081985

So you're one of the other ten percent?


 No.2087445

File: aae012d1e379ae8⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1080x783, 40:29, aae012d1e379ae8f4300a3bfca….png)

>>2074479

They didn'y do it because it's a good movie, numb nuts. They did it because she was the redhead.


 No.2087476

>>2081985

>90% of all people, on the left and the right, haven't touched a nonfiction book since their school days

I can't believe that statement is true.


 No.2087713

>>2074729

>what's wrong with having a nigger play the whitest being in the known universe?

You faggots jumped the shark with Heimdall already. Now you're just gloating.




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 No.2080393[Reply]

Femdom kino.

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 No.2080849

>>2080393

Ugly, vulgar, feminist, rude, non-femenine…

Hollywood women.


 No.2087562

Is Femdom the new capeshit?


 No.2087577

>two spics and white american trash

Sure gonna really go out of my way to see this in theaters


 No.2087583

>>2080393

>kstew

hhhhhhnngggggg


 No.2087597

File: 4b281ad2ca327c4⋯.jpg (47.36 KB, 300x428, 75:107, 300px-Charlies-angelsPoste….jpg)

>>2080802

This franchise hasn't been truly good since the 70s. The first 2 movies tried to capture the campiness of the show, but it came off as forced and failed to make it look like anything other than a cash grab on 70s nostalgia.




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 No.2087477[Reply]

Lion King is FAXYXT!!!!

http://archive.is/g7w4C

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 No.2087496

Get punched Cub


 No.2087546

>>2087477

Either way its still a flop

>THE LION KING Is Toeing The Line Between Rotten And Fresh With Its Reviews

http://archive.fo/2J6Bt

>59%


 No.2087548

>>2087496

get dabbed on whitecel


 No.2087551

>The Lion King is a fascist story

Of course it is! It's based on Kimba the White Lion.

smdh, fucking white supremacist lions.


 No.2087553

File: d11812b384da1d9⋯.jpg (13.41 KB, 585x288, 65:32, 0a44f155732af6bb3140b6ef0f….jpg)

I want to have sex with Simba…




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 No.2087241[Reply]

Sven saturday

Smoke em if ya got em. .

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 No.2087405

>>2087273

In my time zone its 3 stooges then WW then sven


 No.2087441

>Village of the Giants next week

Another fucking rerun


 No.2087453

O ty. Thats a crap movie

Cheers m8

Now its WW. Damn shes fine


 No.2087480

Twist ending was breddy gud


 No.2087481

>>2087480

No chickens




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 No.2087446[Reply]

 No.2087786

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…




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 No.2087406[Reply]

come watch kino and shitpost u niggers

 No.2087428

i would but i got a busy life this what torrenting is for i rarely finish a movie in one sitting


 No.2087431

Isn't that the 4chan spicscord stream? Why the fuck would I want to interact with Zach and the tranny he is beta orbiting?




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 No.2083110[Reply]

>This literally amateurish image caused the mainstream media to write articles that Brie Larson should be in Star Wars

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 No.2084642

>>2084640

Everyone shouts in soywars especially the "nuuu ooh-der"


 No.2084685

File: 4f383af23b3eb28⋯.jpg (228.75 KB, 1470x2058, 5:7, brie_larson.jpg)

meme girl


 No.2084689

>>2084642

All dialogue in cuckywood movies is either overly loud screeching or drowned out mumbling. There is no middle ground and I swear it's not like they even pretend to have an audio crew anymore.


 No.2084698

>>2084689

The broke the imperials completely with the shouting bullshit as they have become a parody of their former selves.


 No.2087416

File: 2af6b6561264bb2⋯.jpg (73.31 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, what.jpg)

>>2084685

>girl

ITS "WOMAN"




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 No.2086807[Reply]

What's the best new release you've seen this year? I haven't bothered to watch anything.

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 No.2087325

>>2087319

Sidetail fang-chan is a qt!


 No.2087356

Lets see what /tv/ has picked:

John Wick 3

Alita

You can't make this shit up, /tv/ actually expects to be taken seriously. Those movies are so dogshit I won't even give them a watch for 30 seconds.


 No.2087376

>>2087356

That's alright, nobody here watches movies anyway.


 No.2087396

dumbbell nan kilo moteru inspired me to join the gym and Dororo is pretty hot. Gotta say there are some pretty good cuckimes coming out lately.


 No.2087399

ive basically only torrented older shit for a bit but ive even watched some newer shit. i enjoyed clockwork orange today but lol not new




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 No.2084149[Reply]

LULZ lovecraft LE horrible racist!

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 No.2085130

File: 4dc7022bd37bba5⋯.jpg (963.98 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, gettyimages-81064725-2048x….jpg)

>>2084293

nice blog


 No.2085143

File: c1e6037f7d2e658⋯.jpg (105.4 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 1528984260019.jpg)

>>2084973

>being part Welsh

A scarier thought than anything Stephen Kuck will ever imagine


 No.2085269

>>2085059

This, I remember being taught in history classes, when I was still in grade school no less, that Americans only got involved in the war after the Germans shot at their merchant ships while the actual events were the exact opposite. It really is true that childhood was thinking Hitler was a villain, while adulthood is realizing he dindu nuffin. Although he did do a few things wrong such as not actually gassing all the kikes and fighting on too many fronts at once due to the typical German bluster.


 No.2085314

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 No.2087395

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>>2084149

Apropos of nothing, today is "Nathan Bedford Forrest Day" in Tennessee. How are you celebrating the memory and accomplishments of this great general?




File: 8e47a1244c7c653⋯.jpg (93.61 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

 No.2087196[Reply]

discuss the kino

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 No.2087354

>>2087351

hey zach


 No.2087382

>>2087351

>yuropeen jealous his ancestors sat on their asses in bumfuck evrop while mine got rich exploring and adventuring

haha


 No.2087385

File: a6b7c49145525a0⋯.webm (11.55 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Stand Up!.webm)

?

What's it even about? nonRETARD here I don't browse or keep abreast of netflix


 No.2087390

>>2087385

It's a Coen Brothers movie, a compilation of Western shorts.


 No.2087488

>>2087346

Holy shit, you just aren't the target audience you sound like you are ready to write a screenplay for

>Netflix




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 No.2087250[Reply]

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 No.2087349

OI MATE

DID SHE HAVE LOICENCE FOR SCOOTER?


 No.2087350

literally who


 No.2087352

>Youtuber who has over 300,00 subscribers.

>only some of her videos past the 20k mark in 6 months.

I think even Etika even had more views and he killed himself for less. Unless she intentionally killed herself in the most hilarious way possible.


 No.2087364

Scooters are like wheelchairs for non-disabled people.

I have more respect for faggots on bicycles. At least they're working out their leg muscles.


 No.2087371

>>2087352

Practically none of these forced youtubers actually get any views. Hell, the current year man can take a whole 24 hours of his shit being on the front page before it magically hits the million mark, and it's never in increments. It'll hover around ~200k for a while then just (((suddenly))) quintuple.




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 No.2079366[Reply]

MrE JUST POSTED THE BEST VIDEO

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 No.2086538

>Lara Trump

Who

(ZACH)

 No.2086548

>>2079366

I started referring to every "female" in media as a tranny amongst my nornalfag friends and so far no one cares except the occasional butthurt lefty that tags along. Everyone else seems to enjoy the keks. Have normalfags just accepted the tranny plague and laugh about it?

>>2084198

This, but unironically.


 No.2086549

That's a tranny


 No.2087337

File: 6fd2ee7522e3f0a⋯.jpg (14.24 KB, 640x427, 640:427, relationship_1474277140.jpg)

>>2086548

>>2086549

Sounds like you have a complex, son.


 No.2087342

>>2086548

Humor is just a coping mechanism in the face of fear and can be used to normalize something people would otherwise object.




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File: 6c5b4f0bc9bf9cc⋯.jpg (133.84 KB, 1000x633, 1000:633, convert-betacam-dvd-digita….jpg)

 No.2075091[Reply]

>tfw blu-ray master race

What's the best physical media to watch kino on? Streamcucks need not apply.

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 No.2087194

>>2075109

>your entire wagging experience in will in all ways be more throwaway and the film you're watching will be turned into a disposable hamburger and fries instead of a fine meal.

This is because movies and television are the lowest rung possible on the ladder of entertainment. It's literal bottom of the barrel gutter trash made to placate the masses, it is the circus of bread and circus. Movies are nothing more than disposable entertainment to be thrown away like a used condom and forgotten after you have used them to burn a few hours.


 No.2087223

>>2087194

What would you say is the highest form of entertainment?

True craftsmanship like stone masonry and carpentry/woodcarving?

Physical activity like rockclimbing or white water rafting?


 No.2087227

>>2087223

I won't claim to be wise enough to know the highest form, but I know which ones are bad. Television and movies are so shit that /tv/ is at its best when it's masquerading as /b/.


 No.2087237

>>2075109

Blu-Ray is a relatively new medium. Higher resolution might enhance some movies but to claim it's an absolute requirement to enjoy a film is delusional and arbitrary at best.

It's an argument that would make sense coming from the mouth of a Blu-Ray salesman.

Might as well say watching on a TV is a shit experience and no way to experience kino because the screen is small. And don't bring up that 292 inch Samsung because even the smallest theater screen is bigger than that and because 4K can't really match film because the grain isn't static and each frame has a different arrangement.


 No.2087335

>>2087194

Then get off the board.




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 No.2087032[Reply]

Would you let large-bosom-head-and-mouth woman make you hotdogs? Because I would.

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 No.2087114

File: a41ec22da5861f1⋯.jpg (95.84 KB, 627x683, 627:683, mfw hot dog.jpg)

Sure.


 No.2087119

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>>2087079

>her head

>and mouth isn't that large


 No.2087321

File: 8c93c19dca78026⋯.png (83.71 KB, 288x386, 144:193, heehee.png)


 No.2087326

sage


 No.2087328

File: fc3cfc3fb8d3e00⋯.jpg (23.56 KB, 480x600, 4:5, ebecd6ba5f5a5ed212ac054323….jpg)

>>2087326

>le downvote works on a board this dead




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 No.2086775[Reply]

Nightmare.Cinema.2018.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG

Nice horror anthology. Sort of.

1st short has a nice tweest but shit editing.

2nd one is standard hospital horror.

3rd is complete shit - avoid.

4th is kino.

5th is le 56% muttery but well filmed.

 No.2086780

>>2086775

Hi Julian!


 No.2087224

bump


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