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>Bailey, part of the R&B duo Chloe x Halle, has nabbed the starring role in Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid, and will play the role of Ariel, the rebellious daughter of King Triton who longs to live on dry land.


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>Hollycuck movie.

I'm not an abused bonobo, I couldn't care less about this worthless trash.


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So you're one of the other ten percent?


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They didn'y do it because it's a good movie, numb nuts. They did it because she was the redhead.



>90% of all people, on the left and the right, haven't touched a nonfiction book since their school days

I can't believe that statement is true.



>what's wrong with having a nigger play the whitest being in the known universe?

You faggots jumped the shark with Heimdall already. Now you're just gloating.

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Femdom kino.

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Ugly, vulgar, feminist, rude, non-femenine…

Hollywood women.


Is Femdom the new capeshit?


>two spics and white american trash

Sure gonna really go out of my way to see this in theaters






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This franchise hasn't been truly good since the 70s. The first 2 movies tried to capture the campiness of the show, but it came off as forced and failed to make it look like anything other than a cash grab on 70s nostalgia.

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Lion King is FAXYXT!!!!


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Get punched Cub



Either way its still a flop

>THE LION KING Is Toeing The Line Between Rotten And Fresh With Its Reviews





get dabbed on whitecel


>The Lion King is a fascist story

Of course it is! It's based on Kimba the White Lion.

smdh, fucking white supremacist lions.


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I want to have sex with Simba…

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Sven saturday

Smoke em if ya got em. .

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In my time zone its 3 stooges then WW then sven


>Village of the Giants next week

Another fucking rerun


O ty. Thats a crap movie

Cheers m8

Now its WW. Damn shes fine


Twist ending was breddy gud



No chickens

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I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…

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come watch kino and shitpost u niggers


i would but i got a busy life this what torrenting is for i rarely finish a movie in one sitting


Isn't that the 4chan spicscord stream? Why the fuck would I want to interact with Zach and the tranny he is beta orbiting?

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>This literally amateurish image caused the mainstream media to write articles that Brie Larson should be in Star Wars

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Everyone shouts in soywars especially the "nuuu ooh-der"


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meme girl



All dialogue in cuckywood movies is either overly loud screeching or drowned out mumbling. There is no middle ground and I swear it's not like they even pretend to have an audio crew anymore.



The broke the imperials completely with the shouting bullshit as they have become a parody of their former selves.


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What's the best new release you've seen this year? I haven't bothered to watch anything.

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Sidetail fang-chan is a qt!


Lets see what /tv/ has picked:

John Wick 3


You can't make this shit up, /tv/ actually expects to be taken seriously. Those movies are so dogshit I won't even give them a watch for 30 seconds.



That's alright, nobody here watches movies anyway.


dumbbell nan kilo moteru inspired me to join the gym and Dororo is pretty hot. Gotta say there are some pretty good cuckimes coming out lately.


ive basically only torrented older shit for a bit but ive even watched some newer shit. i enjoyed clockwork orange today but lol not new

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LULZ lovecraft LE horrible racist!

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nice blog


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>being part Welsh

A scarier thought than anything Stephen Kuck will ever imagine



This, I remember being taught in history classes, when I was still in grade school no less, that Americans only got involved in the war after the Germans shot at their merchant ships while the actual events were the exact opposite. It really is true that childhood was thinking Hitler was a villain, while adulthood is realizing he dindu nuffin. Although he did do a few things wrong such as not actually gassing all the kikes and fighting on too many fronts at once due to the typical German bluster.


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Apropos of nothing, today is "Nathan Bedford Forrest Day" in Tennessee. How are you celebrating the memory and accomplishments of this great general?

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discuss the kino

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hey zach



>yuropeen jealous his ancestors sat on their asses in bumfuck evrop while mine got rich exploring and adventuring



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What's it even about? nonRETARD here I don't browse or keep abreast of netflix



It's a Coen Brothers movie, a compilation of Western shorts.



Holy shit, you just aren't the target audience you sound like you are ready to write a screenplay for


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literally who


>Youtuber who has over 300,00 subscribers.

>only some of her videos past the 20k mark in 6 months.

I think even Etika even had more views and he killed himself for less. Unless she intentionally killed herself in the most hilarious way possible.


Scooters are like wheelchairs for non-disabled people.

I have more respect for faggots on bicycles. At least they're working out their leg muscles.



Practically none of these forced youtubers actually get any views. Hell, the current year man can take a whole 24 hours of his shit being on the front page before it magically hits the million mark, and it's never in increments. It'll hover around ~200k for a while then just (((suddenly))) quintuple.

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>Lara Trump





I started referring to every "female" in media as a tranny amongst my nornalfag friends and so far no one cares except the occasional butthurt lefty that tags along. Everyone else seems to enjoy the keks. Have normalfags just accepted the tranny plague and laugh about it?


This, but unironically.


That's a tranny


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Sounds like you have a complex, son.



Humor is just a coping mechanism in the face of fear and can be used to normalize something people would otherwise object.

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>tfw blu-ray master race

What's the best physical media to watch kino on? Streamcucks need not apply.

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>your entire wagging experience in will in all ways be more throwaway and the film you're watching will be turned into a disposable hamburger and fries instead of a fine meal.

This is because movies and television are the lowest rung possible on the ladder of entertainment. It's literal bottom of the barrel gutter trash made to placate the masses, it is the circus of bread and circus. Movies are nothing more than disposable entertainment to be thrown away like a used condom and forgotten after you have used them to burn a few hours.



What would you say is the highest form of entertainment?

True craftsmanship like stone masonry and carpentry/woodcarving?

Physical activity like rockclimbing or white water rafting?



I won't claim to be wise enough to know the highest form, but I know which ones are bad. Television and movies are so shit that /tv/ is at its best when it's masquerading as /b/.



Blu-Ray is a relatively new medium. Higher resolution might enhance some movies but to claim it's an absolute requirement to enjoy a film is delusional and arbitrary at best.

It's an argument that would make sense coming from the mouth of a Blu-Ray salesman.

Might as well say watching on a TV is a shit experience and no way to experience kino because the screen is small. And don't bring up that 292 inch Samsung because even the smallest theater screen is bigger than that and because 4K can't really match film because the grain isn't static and each frame has a different arrangement.



Then get off the board.

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Would you let large-bosom-head-and-mouth woman make you hotdogs? Because I would.

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>her head

>and mouth isn't that large


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>le downvote works on a board this dead

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Nice horror anthology. Sort of.

1st short has a nice tweest but shit editing.

2nd one is standard hospital horror.

3rd is complete shit - avoid.

4th is kino.

5th is le 56% muttery but well filmed.



Hi Julian!




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