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 No.2092592[Reply]

>The holocaust didn't happen, but I wish that it had. I wish I had enough gas chambers for the lot of you

What the hell?

 No.2092625

File: 0ddd97ec716d0e6⋯.jpg (45.8 KB, 600x581, 600:581, 0ddd97ec716d0e659ca1e74e23….jpg)

>this episode was released 12 years ago


 No.2092629

>>2092592

How did Gurm get this one past the censors?




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 No.2092595[Reply]

Post Juggalos Kino

== Whoop Whoop =

 No.2092598

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>11:37

Now this is kino!


 No.2092603

Remember the time ICP BTFO dumpf?


 No.2092606

Are they the ones behind Clown World?


 No.2092613

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>>2092606

>Are they the ones behind Clown World?

ICP = white people music




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 No.2091235[Reply]

Well, if Hunter Harris, Amanda Clarke and uss butterscotch I st3 spoilers say that Star Lord is a racist, who am I to doubt them?….

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/why-people-have-an-issue-with-chris-pratts-tshirt-142825294.html

July 16, 2019

Chris Pratt criticised for 'white supremacist' T-shirt

Chris Pratt is facing criticism over a T-shirt he was pictured wearing featuring a controversial symbol.

The Marvel star’s top shows the American flag with a coiled snake over the top and a message underneath which reads “Don’t Tread On Me.”

The writing and snake combo on its own is depicted on the Gadsden flag; a symbol created by Christopher Gadsden, a Charleston-born brigadier general in the Continental Army.

It came to prominence during the Revolutionary War of the US by colonists who wanted independence from Great Britain.

Although it is one of the symbols and flags used by the U.S. Men’s Soccer Team, Metallica, as well as some libertarian groups, over the years the flag has been adopted by Far Right political groups like the Tea Party, as well as gun-toting supporters of the Second Amendment.

It has therefore become a symbol of more conservative and far right individuals and, according to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission of the US, it also is “sometimes interpreted to convey racially-tinged messages in some contexts.”

It’s why some people are critical of Pratt wearing a T-shirt featuring the Gadsden flag iconography.

Many have posted their feelings about it on Twitter.

That’s everyone’s fave, Chris Pratt, wearing a snake logo recently associated with lads from the Tea Party to the depths Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2092478

>>2092415

So he's a racist capitalist?


 No.2092507

>>2091288

Yeah, those people are call children, and folks who enjoy sucking dick for fun.


 No.2092522

>>2092507

It's weirdos and social outsiders who generate a huge chunk of artistic and scientific accomplishments.


 No.2092573

>>2091310

Freedom is the white man Soberania, you cattle.

Are dindos and pacos who vote for the gubbermint to censor wacism, ban guns, provide their gibsmedat.

Support all of that is your supposed "social contract"


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 No.2080177[Reply]

>In an America ravaged by atomic warfare, nomads spend their days scavenging for scrap in a blasted landscape. That's how ex-soldier Moses Baxter (Dylan McDermott) comes into possession of some spare android parts. He buys them as a present for his artist girlfriend, Jill (Stacey Travis), who plans to put them in a sculpture. What they don't know is that the pieces come from a new kind of android that is capable of reassembling itself – and is programmed to kill.

Extra film: Ghost World

The story of neo-cool Enid (Thora Birch) and Rebecca (Scarlett Johansson) who, faced with graduation from high school, take a hard look at the world they wryly observe and decide what they really want. When Enid takes an interest in the offbeat Seymour (Steve Buscemi) and Rebecca focuses her attention on their mutual romantic fixation Josh (Brad Renfro), the girls' friendship is forever changed.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: China

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 No.2090794

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>>2090269

>Anyone got the year-to-date list?


 No.2090841

>>2090269

a better tomorrow pls.


 No.2091210

>>2090269

Is that a statement?


 No.2092438

File: 40d3c1c520a89e6⋯.jpg (12.47 KB, 266x130, 133:65, rly.jpg)

I'm flattered that my suggestion has made it halfway through the China week, but isn't it time for a new thread with a new movie to be made?


 No.2092597

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 No.2091430[Reply]

10 points for Gryffindor!

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 No.2092543

>>2091430

Awful body, look at the pic of her without make-up, her face is full of spots and scuffed.

Still would let her ride my dick bareback until I came a bucket load in her tight English snatch.


 No.2092549

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We all know if given a chance you would fuck Emma Watson bareback. Just so you can make a webm of your jizz leaking out of her with 'sup /tv/' written on her thigh


 No.2092557

>>2092451

She was hottest at 10-11. I forget which movie that was.


 No.2092562

>>2092529

Its a shop. Even if it wasn't she's like 30 now.


 No.2092580

>>2092087

She was cheap waifu baiting




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 No.2092531[Reply]

Kam Fong

as

Chin Ho

 No.2092533

lmafo hid name is literally ching ching ping pong 😂😂😂


 No.2092550

Hahahah! CHINGCHINGCHUNG WUBWUBWUBAWUBA

SPEAK ENGLISH RETARDS


 No.2092567

File: b65fdda068d3a1a⋯.jpg (169.73 KB, 462x600, 77:100, drivesafely.jpg)

Wang Chong Ching Ling

I'm enjoying this racist thread. Stay white and drive safely.




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 No.2086328[Reply]

What would /tv/ change their mind about if they had sex?

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 No.2091805

>>2091797

We fuck on the reg tho Zach.


 No.2091881

>>2086328

She's an upex whore you have to give her that


 No.2092534

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 No.2092564

>a physical characteristic of a woman's body

>a physical act happening

>social construct

Aren't women supposed to be smart?


 No.2092633

>>2086328

What would you change your mind about if you weren't disease ridden with gross herpes?




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 No.2092252[Reply]

What are some kinos that accurately portray dinosaurs?

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 No.2092483

>>2092468

>almost every dinosaur that ever lived had feathers

<LOOK LOOK AT THIS T REX THIS ONE DINOSAUR HAD SCALES THIS MEANS SCALES WERE MORE COMMON

Scalecucks, when will they learn?


 No.2092485

>>2092483

The actual evidence suggests that almost no dinosaur had feathers. Only the raptor family can be definitively proven to have had feathers; the others were beyond certainly scaly.


 No.2092488

>>2092485

lolnope


 No.2092491

>>2092488

Look at the insidious feathercuck deceiver squirm. Just the way he'll squirm on the Day of the Rope.


 No.2092544

>>2092485

Just let it go Anon.




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 No.2090789[Reply]

do you like film critic bob chipman?

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 No.2092427

>>2092423

Hey Zach.


 No.2092465

File: 21f75b3e953d3e7⋯.png (308.91 KB, 623x649, 623:649, upload_2017-3-31_14-48-48.png)

What the fuck does corporate marxists like Blob Chipseatingman know about the working class anyway?


 No.2092481

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>>2092384

People who needed an official guide book that unsurprisingly doesn't fit their head canon and has Miyamoto stating the obvious: He never planned for overarching narratives to be in his games for children.


 No.2092530

>>2092465

there needs to be like a new law where if it's obvious you're a corporate marxist troll and you tweet out something where you could expect a death threat, then it's totally legal to do so


 No.2092542

>>2092465

>"science over superstition"

What does science have to do with superstition?

>"knowledge over belief"

Say retards like Dawkins and Hitler. Not even commies believe shit like that because it's inhuman, and don't shield themselves with it, unlike /pol/ which creates facts out of thin air because it can't accept humanity in its purest. Alhough /leftypol/ often comes close, we are on internet after all.

>"true reason over imaginary morality"

True reason is imaginary morality.

>"superior future to inferior tradition"

What does past future has to do with future? Tradition is overrated as fuck, just like what's seemingly its opposite.

>>2091063

Yes or no?




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 No.2092526[Reply]

This show was pretty good, until the feminist cunt won. I saw it coming, what with this being a Cuckflix show. Janusz was the superior artist and deserved to win.



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 No.2090830[Reply]

>…about his mother

>Do you have something, a towel or something you can put on?

>Amazing every word of what you just said, was wrong

>It's all a machine partner

>You don't need Luke Skywalker

>No one's ever really gone

>Let the past die, kill it if you have to, it's the only way to become what you were meant to be

>I will not be the last Jedi

Better quotes than the prequels this film will stand the test of time

(ZACH)
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 No.2091166

>>2091157

You'd be forgiven for thinking that. I didn't even talk about the Finn and Rose shit which literally feels like another movie they stitched in for no reason other than they had those actors on contract and needed do something with them.

Which, although taking up a third of the movie, literally has ZERO effect on the entire story which the sole exception of revealing the cloaked shuttles and getting more rebels killed. If Finn and Rose had just played cards, it would have actually been better for the Resistance.


 No.2092326

>>2091099

so it took me a while to remember this, but it was my biggest argument

>when they accidentally call it a rebellion

now bear with me, i'm going somewhere.

the first movies were about a plucky rebellion which formed in response to the tyranny of an autocracy, which itself formed in response to a bloated bureaucracy. the sequels should have been about the new government and new order asserting itself over separatists and remnants, like what had to be done after Napoleon was exiled.

instead the #resistance gets called a rebellion again. if it were a resistance that would mean this is a civil war where two internal factions, neither with legitimate power, are so incapable of reconciling their differences that they care more about eliminating each other as factions than actually controlling the new government. but if it's a rebellion then that means that the first order has legitimate power. the movie never really makes it clear which one of these is the case, because while marxists crave power and hate their opponents, being anyone other than them who wields power, they don't understand a damned thing about it

this is why revolutions always go wrong and just put more dictators into power, because they never think far enough ahead to actually see the moment where they have to run things, they have to actually exert power over others and it collapses because they're too lazy to help anyone, so yeah, a few people get together and say "hey, the emperor might have been power hungry, but he only ever killed other politicians and terrorists, i wanna go back to that.

war is just power politics without the veneer of civility, it is the threat that makes negotiations happen. they cannot envision themselves as anything other than plucky rebels even when they are the ones in control, they have a flawed ideology that says anyone trying to assert order is necessarily evil and must be brought down. they could never be in control because in their incomplete political views everyone should just be completely free.

it's just like in the real world, theyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.2092458

>>2092326

Sounds good to me.

Aside from that, there's the life imitates art aspect ( I think?). Where Ford has his character written off through a death which determines the narrative route for the film. And they filmed it in an overthetop scene which people seem to have stopped thinking beyond that point. Because the story of draining stars to use as a weapon was lost on people when applied to Rey. She fears becoming the old hag doing the same thing all her life in the beginning. Then she embraces the old hag doing the same thing she's been doing all her life in the end. Disney/Hwood can't hide the fact that they suck the blood out of their stars.

And the projection that BB-8 or Disney had the whole map but George or R2 had the missing piece.

The only thing they half did right was Yoda's arc. The Jedi Order fell because it believed in a prophecy which was to act as a test when the subconscious collective conscious of the Jedi caused the stars to align. They failed their test in that they did not leave the chosen one alone to bring balance, but they tried to play him as did the Emperor. The duel between The Emperor and Yoda ended in a stalemate because they were both wrong with what they were doing. Yoda died still urging his cause because youth once again pestered him for his participation. Balance was achieved at the end of 6 but all the Jedi and Sith save for Luke were dead. Or was balance achieved? Maybe it's achieved now?

It was so glossed over. Why Ren's turn to the darkside had to happen off camera, I don't know. Flashbacks in Star Wars piss me off. They don't fit.

So when Yoda destroys the books of the Jedi which more or less were the source code for the way of the Jedi, he's enabling the Jedi to free will, to live in the moment, without the pestering guide books interrupting their in the moment decision making.

If Qui-Gon were to leave Anakin alone instead of bring him to Coruscant, Anakin would be a much different person. If Yoda had met Anakin in Qui-Gon's shoes, he may have left him alone. Anakin would have gone on to destroy the hutts, end slavery, travel the galaxy, ending corruption wherever he went, lPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.2092511

>>2092458

i think the struggle over Anakin and his eventual seduction by power and hist earthy tether, rather than devoting himself to the true path of the force was the most underrated part of the prequels. no part of the sequels has anything approaching it in terms of gradual progression for a later payoff, instead of "THE STORY NEEDS THIS SO IT HAPPENS AND THEN EVERYONE AGREES THAT IT"S COOL"

now everything else in the prequels is kinda formulaic or bonkers, but that was pulled off well.


 No.2092524

>>2092511

Palpatine as a piece of shit scummy politician, cheating his way to power was well done.




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 No.2087477[Reply]

Lion King is FAXYXT!!!!

http://archive.is/g7w4C

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 No.2092429

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 No.2092435

>>2087477

>FAXYXT

>facks icks tuh

What kind of zoomer retardation is this?


 No.2092460

Is there an audience for these Yidsney remakes? Who in their right mind would prefer fake CGI bullshit over traditional animation?


 No.2092490

>>2092460

People that think new=better. I also have the theory that quite a lot of people are afraid of liking cartoons because they relate them to kids, unless they're explicitly adult cartoons, so they will lap up recycled shit like this. See how th y don't normally care about some anime or videogame but claim to be OMG HYPE about a live action adaptation or woke reboot.


 No.2092493

>>2092435

Internet Ebonics, the secret language of the conspiring nog. Apparently they never heard of 1337 5p3@k and we're supposed to be helplessly confused. Also it's just ugly as fuck. Meanwhile the language of shitposters can be spun into such poetry as:

>>2091621

>The jews sprung a surprise blacking on her

I trust a smug reaction image would be redundant. BLESS YOU 2091621 I laughed until I cried




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 No.2092470[Reply]

Who would be the cheesy "waifu" character for /tv/? By cheesy waifu, i mean shes just there for waifu appeal or just there to be a waifu.



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 No.2092455[Reply]

This is real



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 No.2091612[Reply]

>wake up at 7am to go to work

>cycle all the way to the train station

>enter the crowded trains and need to interchange with another

>reach office, total commute is over 1 hour

>first one there just because you're the youngest and need to prepare tea and other stuff for your boomer boss and co workers who arrive half an hour after you do.

>Spend the entire morning roaming around Tokyo in the trains to meet various clients for a 5min chat, all of which could have been done in 30mins if you just use emails or phone calls

>Return to the office for a 10min lunch ""break"" (still work while eating) to eat a loaf of supermarket bread as lunch

>Go across Tokyo with the boss for another meeting

>Keep working on your desk till 6pm

>Oh work still isn't over, need to post in some documents after work

>Still isn't over, need to go play around with some kids as part of extra work

>Another hour long commute and finally reach home at 9pm

>OH WORK STILL ISN'T OVER, need to check some fucking emails

>Take a bath and sip beer till night only to go back to sleep and do it all over again

Holy fucking shit no wonder nips kill themselves over shitty jobs like this

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 No.2092424

>>2092401

Why do you hate the idea of more white babies, kike?


 No.2092430

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>>2092424

Why do you hate the idea of freedom, slave?


 No.2092437

>>2092430

There is nothing more free than living a life dedicated to the benefit of your children and your race.


 No.2092439

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>>2092437

By wageslaving for us? lol


 No.2092445

>>2092439

A life spent for the benefit of others, namely the white race and your white children, is the height of freedom. Individualism is jewish degeneracy created to destroy the white race.




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