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 No.2092873[Reply]

>distributor of Spirited Away in america was Disney

How long before a "live action remake" of this full of nigras?

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 No.2093339

>>2093314

yeah traditions and principals are dumb lol when's the new marvel movie come out?


 No.2093341

>>2093339

>lol traditions are so good I'll be homophobic sexist and racist because my ancestors did it too

kill yourself


 No.2093346

>>2093341

lol yeah racism and homophobia is soooooo yikes lmfao what an oof rofl

so when's the next star wars movie come out?


 No.2093351

>>2093346

>nerd shit

have sex incel


 No.2093353

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>>2093351

incel?? um excuse mee sweety but im not a nazi

you get an off for that YIKES




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 No.2092234[Reply]

Who is the best ASMR girl?

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 No.2092266

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 No.2092293

The one talking to your cock.


 No.2092302

>>2092234

I can't tell what ethnicity this thing is.


 No.2092322

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 No.2092869[Reply]

Yikes, it's almost like /tv/ wishes nothing it says is ever taken seriously.

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 No.2093090

>>2093068

If you can't understand why this retarded 300 knockoff isn't comparable to sensitive and intelligent historical period films like Andrei Rublev and Roshomon then I don't know what to say other than you're either a fucking retard or a LARPagan who gets off on muh WE WUZ VIKANGZ bullshit.


 No.2093094

>>2093090

Now you're just moving the goalposts and throwing in some memes because you were outed as a disingenuous buffoon.


 No.2093096

>>2093094

So in other words I figured you out and all you can come back with is crying, fighting back tears, and blubbering you quiver "n-no, ur dumb and lying!" haha


 No.2093130

>>2093096

I'm just passing by, but you can't just do that. You're just copying what you are replying to.

Your posts are lowering the collective IQ of the world, please re-evaluate your life.


 No.2093138

I'm watching Valhalla Rising right now, at least there is no neon pink




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 No.2093105[Reply]

Female superheroes are stupid. I mean what would she even be? the foot superhero of feet? like she takes off her socks and they smell really bad and it stinks out her enimies? Like she would force anti SHIELD operatives to smell her stinky feet to tell her what she wants to know? She'd like force them to sit above her smelly feet while she dips them into a steamy wash basin and then lets them dry with an air fan aimed upwards into the bad guys nose or something? I dunno it just sounds dumb.

 No.2093107

File: d77b98bc69c7514⋯.jpg (1.67 MB, 3500x2188, 875:547, Supergirl HIGH - CLEAN.jpg)

Females superheros are hot to rape




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 No.2092997[Reply]

My wife came home earlier and she was in the mood for sex, so I left the house to give her and Tyrone some intimacy. I'm a modern man, I respect her decisions. Tyrone the Second is also being educated in the same way.

But because of that, I didn't watch the whole movie!!

I don't have enough husband points to watch the film again right now… Can you please tell me the ending and the post-credits scene?

Thanks!

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 No.2093026

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>>2093014

That could be a good option. After all, I don't want to bring a privileged white child into this world, at least not a white boy.


 No.2093030

>>2092997

>by the numbers larp

>ticking all the approved shitposting boxes

>literally nothing new, LARP: The Remake

I don't know, something tells me you secretly enjoy modern movies


 No.2093032

the cat alien vomits the cube. enjoy you wife's boyfriend's cum.


 No.2093048

>>2093030

>t. virgin that doesnt know how modern relationships work

get out incel, this is a thread for men


 No.2093104

>>2093048

For modern man.




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 No.2092960[Reply]

She was the actress who was the base of CG Princess Leia in Rogue One. She is also a full-time QT and absolute sweetie. FACT: Ingvild was so cute that Lucasfilm was forced to hide her face with a horrible, CGI mask. Execs were terrified that she would eclipse Daisy and the upcoming fatass.

How come we got a bitchy fishmouth with her hair pulled back in a fuckyou bun like Daisy instead of this turbo qt? Would the new movies have been more palatable with a real smile on screen?

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 No.2093055

>>2093011

>>2093028

I'm a grown man and the absolute worst thing about this board is you soyfaggots and your waifu shit. I'd rather look at a non stop stream of gore than you fucking pussy bitch niggers squee about some Hollywood whore you think is 3.14 QT KAWAII. Go fucking ask a girl out you little bitch coward, maybe if you had one you wound't be such a beta boi Tannhauser cunt trapped in Venusberg stroking pictures of women you'll never touch, admiring herpes infested screen prostitutes who'd never give you the time of day and are getting pumped by Chad while you stare at pictures of them pretending their your secret psychosphere gf. Fuck you, you pathetic pieces of shit. WTF is wrong with you, why do people like you exist? DIE


 No.2093064

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>>2093010

Why did you type all that when the subject of the thread is replacing a disgusting human like Daisy Ridley? What's wrong with you?


 No.2093066

>>2093064

>replace one waifu 4 another

kys


 No.2093069

>>2093055

There's a difference between waifufagging and beta orbiters. OP is the latter.


 No.2093078

>>2093055

Saved this post, its great




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 No.2091690[Reply]

In celebration of all the progress being made nowadays, let's go ahead and roll all that back with a solid White Man's thread

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 No.2091700

>>2091694

Hey Zach


 No.2092640

>>2091690

LotR

Master & Commander

most movies made before the 60's


 No.2092655

You'd have a harder time listing kino with niggers. Niggers tend to be very detrimental to the quality of flicks they're in.


 No.2092821

Any Tarkovsky film.

>>2092640

There's a nigger in Master and Commander. Has like one line and is almost certainly a slave. The film is still magnificent though.


 No.2093017

>>2092821

>There's a nigger in Master and Commander. Has like one line and is almost certainly a slave. The film is still magnificent though.

huh. i dont remember that and i own this movie. damn fine film. pity there was never a sequel.




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 No.2090926[Reply]

LEAKED SCENE FROM THE NEW JAMES BOND: JAMAICA MOVIE

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 No.2092548

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>>2090926

>Trumpets literally sound like the Donkey Kong theme in Super Smash Bros


 No.2092587

>>2091114

Man I dont mind a lot of gore but these videos of africans beating children really get to me. Its like anytime I get mad at my daughter I think of these videos and it shows that beating your kids just doesnt work and just doesnt lead to anything good.


 No.2092596

>>2090926

thanks YIFY


 No.2092607

>>2092587

>these videos of animals acting like animals makes me cry like the soyboy I am

>my wife's daughter

Don't ever post cringe on this board again.


 No.2093003

>>2092536

>implying niggers are human

come on now




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 No.2092079[Reply]

To understand this show, you have to start with Yoko and Ayaya. They, being lesbians(genetic dead ends) and the most culturally Japanese characters of the show, represent the collective dead end that the Japanese people have become. Shino, who represents the average Japanese youth, is repulsed by this and is driven into the arms of the West, represented by Alice. Shino's love for Alice and all things English and Alice's love for Shino and all things Japanese represent Japan and the West's mutual love and fascination with each other, or at least each other's images. Shino's desire to become an interpreter despite her inability to speak English represents the simultaneous adoration and ignorance that the Japanese youth have of the West. Alice's small stature and sensitivity regarding her height represent the small nation of the U.K. constantly living in the shadow of the long gone British Empire. Her obsession with being the sole object of Shino's affection represents the West's fascination with the "exotic" Orient and it's subsequent desire to control it. And then there's Karen. Karen, being a hideous, smelly, repulsive, hapa who can speak neither English nor Japanese very well represents the rootless cultural abomination that comes from mixing the two cultures. Karen is every weaboo drawing on Deviant Art and every Japanese woman who becomes a Western-style roastie. She is multiculturalism incarnate. The ultimate message of Kiniro Mosaic is that the West and Japan must keep each other at arm's length no matter how much they desire each other. They must forever remain star crossed lovers so that multicultural horrors like Karen and Zach are kept at bay.

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 No.2092642

>>2092312

Rice, curry, and eels.


 No.2092647

>>2092388

Amazing. They even produce fictional salt for us.


 No.2092677

>>2092079

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…


 No.2092995

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 No.2091566[Reply]

Political kinos

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 No.2092344

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OP is a faggot, here is the real shit about the Kavanaugh Hearing courtesy of MRE.


 No.2092345

>>2092344

based trump letting all this larpery occur


 No.2092351

Donald Trump the undisputed greatest gay ops president of al time


 No.2092354

>>2092344

Meal Ready Eat?


 No.2092802

>>2092344

God that Blasie Fiera really is a tranny if i've ever seen one.




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 No.2091933[Reply]

when did you realize that video games overtook film as an artistic medium?

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 No.2092694

when gamergate happaned and then games were made as shit as film


 No.2092709

>>2092051

I've wondered if the themes and other ideas in kojimas earlier games were fukushimas ideas. After he left or disappeared post mgs3, kojimas ideas have become much more bland, and onenote, and they don't really touch too heavily on more obscure themes or morals. I mean, just compare mgs2 to mgs4 or mgsv.


 No.2092738

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>>2091933

They didn't, and never will. Cuckeo games will always be trash for children and soybeards.


 No.2092741

>>2092685

Even the dullest flick is better than the best cuckeo game. Face it, cuckeo games can never be art, let alone kino.


 No.2092778

File: 01e722883c5a524⋯.jpg (117.93 KB, 640x446, 320:223, Super Metroid.jpg)

Right here, movies are you even trying?




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 No.2092718[Reply]

>muh depression

I don't get it. What was this about actually?

 No.2092750

approaching the wall


 No.2093012

lars van trier whining that he saw daddy bang mommy again i guess??? that guy SUCKS!!!!!




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 No.2091706[Reply]

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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 No.2092657

Why does she have a triple chin?


 No.2092719

>>2091706

It's been mentioned on here before that both her and maisie are coked out slags offset. It doesn't surprise me she's mudraking, hopped up on something and doing degenerate shit. Her character sucked in GOT anyway.

>>2092219

Probably are. Wouldn't surprise me if one introduced the other to the life, considering the pics that keep coming out of maisie in trap house parties that are like 90% black.


 No.2092720

>>2092719

Would black guys even fuck Maisie? I know they're pretty much down with banging any white chick if they can get them, but even they have to have standards…


 No.2092724

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>>2092720

Anon, you already know the answer to that question.


 No.2092760

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>>2091706

This is absolutely disgusting on so many levels.




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 No.2089949[Reply]

Some people make better directors than actors.

Why do they still act when they suck? Waste of talent.

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 No.2091424

File: 3ecf86a2c8fd6f9⋯.jpg (26.7 KB, 470x351, 470:351, 38.jpg)

best batman and bully tbh


 No.2091495

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>>2090972

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'… until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then… oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.


 No.2091526

>>2089949

he's a shit director and shit actor


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 No.2092714

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the colbert lizard has gone all-in on the epstein drama

catholics Vs jews

boyLovers Vs girlLovers

based and pilled




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 No.2092639[Reply]

ITT: Western tv and movies that would have been kino if they were made by a japanese animation studio

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 No.2092672

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 No.2092686

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>>2092665

Well they tried


 No.2092687

>>2092639

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…


 No.2092690

File: cb479b3ca403276⋯.jpg (52.93 KB, 350x492, 175:246, zero-no-tsukaima.jpg)

>>2092686

Twice.


 No.2093151

>cuckime




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