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 No.2067085[Reply]

>Check viewing figures for latest Flop Gear episode

>expect low 2 million figure as was the trend for the past 4 seasons with the diversity cast

>4.18 million

>britbongs are willingly tuning in for one decent sandnigger auto journalist getting pushed around by two football lads clueless about cars as they continue to pedal a format that's been dead for about 5 years

Just fucking let it die in peace already, stop raping the corpse. Times like this makes me wish Andy Wilman didn't sell his majority stake in the show 2 - 3 years before Clarkson got fired. That way they could've taken it with them and made the BBC their bitch instead of the other way around which made the first 2 seasons of TGT underwhelming to say the least.

Hopefully it's just like S23 was and people tuned in out of morbid curiosity. If they sustain or god forbid, rise, then it tells me normalniggers are even more hopeless than I initially thought.



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 No.2067064[Reply]

>You're a soldier working your shift in the local punishment park and she shows up begging for water.

What do? Asking for a friend.

 No.2067072

1) This isn't /b/ or any of its variants

2) I shoot her in the foot so she can't run away then chain her up somewhere and keep her as my personal cocksleeve until I don't want the hassle anymore. Nobody knows about her and I could just dump her anywhere in the desert and hungry predators would easily eat her carcass and leave me scot free clean because it would be usual to find bones in the desert and assume the person just died of dehydration.


 No.2067073

>give her water

>from my pants after I unzip my dick


 No.2067082

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>>2067072

>1) This isn't /b/ or any of its variants

That's right, so I suggest you watch Punishment Park or shut the fuck up.

>2) I shoot her in the foot so she can't run away then chain her up somewhere and keep her as my personal cocksleeve until I don't want the hassle anymore. Nobody knows about her and I could just dump her anywhere in the desert and hungry predators would easily eat her carcass and leave me scot free clean because it would be usual to find bones in the desert and assume the person just died of dehydration.

It's not like she can run away anyways, no need for chains.

Watch the movie.

>>2067073

Based and redpilled.


 No.2067093

File: 606f4593438c0db⋯.jpg (30.37 KB, 593x494, 593:494, 148853e8ff2d72e90953b83ca3….jpg)

bella thorne should die from thirst, along with her fans




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 No.2065222[Reply]

Is it possible? In a genre as over-saturated and as obnoxious as this one is, could there really be gems beneath the mounds of bullshit? Untarnished by the self-aware post-modern cynicism of your friendly neighborhood bugman? There's only way to find out,

So strap in, True Believers!

And get ready for a journey through the history of cinematic capeshit!

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 No.2067014

>>2066997

Genuinely good movie. I wonder why the kikes haven't tried to do a remake of it yet.


 No.2067033

File: e2fc3528b13e4d5⋯.jpg (2.18 MB, 1948x1326, 974:663, Mystery Men.jpg)

>>2066997

I love it. It's campy, funny and interesting.


 No.2067044

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>>2066997

Pretty much true to life


 No.2067079

>>2066997

It's a good flick to watch on a saturday night with a couple of brewskis, plus an extremely interesting cast with the shining exception of Ben Stiller, most of his character and arc was shit and dragged the movie down when the script shifted focus on his platonic but real relation with the hottest waitress in the country.

A jew banging the gorgeous italian, the aryan dude getting whipped by a nigger or the other one being a pompous fag, the other nigger having a big dong, the slav still living with his mom and the native american being something because nobody cared even when they cast probably the finest actor for it apart from the slav.


 No.2067081

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>>2067079

>the gorgeous italian

I meant this one, not that one




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 No.2066483[Reply]

Films that plagiarized better, more obscure films with hack fraud directors either too proud or too malicious to admit that they did it and got away with it. Bonus points if the film is ravenously defended by soytards and hapas.

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 No.2066963

>>2066569

>Gloria

Does this movie have /ss/?


 No.2066972

File: 7c684c17cc012f8⋯.webm (1.01 MB, 480x360, 4:3, HE'S FAT!.webm)

>>2066955

Why do rasslers say "sumbitch" so much?


 No.2066977

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 No.2067055

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Aronofsky is a fucking hack, all he knows how to do is take better movies than his own and rape them with his pseudointellectualism while trying to pass them off as his own.

All the best scenes from Aronofsky's movies are lifted from other works.


 No.2067080

File: b60dc06d0be4fd8⋯.png (593.18 KB, 800x1745, 160:349, i made this.png)




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 No.2066783[Reply]

Update on the state of the Friday the 13th Franchise. This news came out a few weeks ago, but I haven't seen much said on it.

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3565216/friday-13th-legal-battle-heats-horror-incs-second-circuit-appeal-launched/

The short of this is:

>Sean Cunningham came up with the idea to make a horror movie entitled "Friday the 13th," and market and sell it, because he believed a cheap horror movie with a good title was easy money to be made. Sean then hired Victor Miller, a writer with the WGA to write a script for the movie, which Cunningham commissioned. It was understood by everyone involved(both Cunningham and Miller), that Miller was doing this gig as a work-for-hire, that he wasn't the actual creator of the project and was working as a hired writer and that was it.

>However, Friday the 13th ended up becoming a big franchise with lots of merchandising cash to be had. There was also a law created that allowed creators to forcibly take back their rights after 35 years to something they may have created on the basis that they were conned out of their rights, such as a movie script. Miller realized he may have a winning lottery ticket in the form of this law, and decided to sue and demand the rights to Friday the 13th, saying he was the real owner of the franchise, despite having nothing to do with the sequels or franchise past the script for the first movie, and never created Jason(not the version in the sequels that was a slasher), and never came up with the title of the film.

>A judge rules that even though Miller was hired to write the script that he technically wasn't Sean Cunningham's employee, and strips Sean of the rights to the first film and potentially fucks over any hope of making any future movies, or merchandising. This in turn kills the Friday 13th video game, which had a bunch of new content in the works that will now never be seen, and kills the Neca Action figures, as well as any hope of a new movie.

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 No.2066973

>>2066809

Didn't he hate Jason though? The LeBron James produced prequel sounds fucking horrible already.


 No.2067036

>>2066973

Both Miller and Cunningham hated Jason as the killer, because neither of them intended him to be the killer. Sean sold the rights to the series to Paramount, who made the sequel and decided to make Jason the killer based upon the ending of the first movie. When Paramount was done with making the movies, the let Cunningham buy the rights back since he was now interested in owning a horror franchise, since even though he didn't like Jason as the killer, he did like the idea of making money off of new movies. He produced all of the New Line movies, and was trying to make a new movie for a long time, and had tried to make a new tv series that was pitched as a sort of Twilight Zone set in the town of Crystal Lake, and would feature Jason occasionally, but the series never got picked up.

The prequel movie sounded like ass and was the result of the sequel to Friday the 13th 2009 being in development hell for so long.


 No.2067048

>>2067036

>he result of the sequel to Friday the 13th 2009 being in development hell for so long.

How the fuck did that happen? It's the simplest formula to fucking follow:

Jason kills teenagers

That's all, it's not some art house film or massive franchise.


 No.2067076

>>2067048

You'd think it'd be simple, but there were at least 3 or 4 different movies that almost got made. One of the first of these was a script by the same guys who wrote Freddy vs Jason and the 2019 remake. This third film by them was going to be called "The Death of Jason Voorhees." They released 3 pages of the on their twitter to brag about how it was going to be set in the winger, since autists always whine that they want to see Jason in the snow.

https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/256072/writers-post-script-pages-abandoned-friday-13th-death-jason-voorhees/

Then they had another idea with another director who had a simple vision of just a simple 80's slasher movie, and this version was going to be called Friday the 13th 3D. The script for this project was posted online:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B42MkZ5MXBjtcnJNbWtkWG9iS3lScU9nMmpudmtrTjBmUGlr/view

Then there was the movie that was about to be shot prior to the lawsuit, which was an origin movie that three different killers, Elias and Pamela Voorhees, and Jason, basically cramming ideas for like three different movies in one script.Some of what's known about the film sounds interesting, but it was a shitty concept in general.

https://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3424734/5-things-wouldve-seen-new-friday-13th-reboot/

There was also at one time a script for a "found footage" style movie.

https://www.indiewire.com/2016/10/friday-the-13th-reboot-found-footage-1201740702/

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 No.2067077

>>2067076

>Freddy vs Jason and the 2019 remake

meant 2009 remake




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 No.2067009[Reply]

On this day 6/25, 10 years we lost one of the last bright stars of this world. Rest in peace Michael and may the kikes one day face justice for what they did to you and your name be restored.

 No.2067017

Sticky when?


 No.2067029

Knowing jews are still kvetching about MJ calling them kikes is one of the few pleasures I have in life

F


 No.2067062

>tfw he hated Jews so much he turned white


 No.2067069

dead

ped

ophile in the road

stinkin' to high hell


 No.2067075

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>>2067009

MR. JACKSON, PEPSI HAS PROVIDED THE LITTLE BOY YOU REQUESTED AND ONCE AGAIN WE ARE SORRY FOR SETTING YOUR HEAD ON FIRE




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 No.2067068[Reply]

<s>Lyin'</s> Beautiful Ted for President 2024



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 No.2065215[Reply]

>Back in 2002, filmmaker Danny Boyle and screenwriter Alex Garland teamed up for a film that would seemingly play a large part in reviving the zombie horror genre, “28 Days Later.” The film is not only a critical success but also was a pretty big hit at the box office, earning enough to quickly pump out a sequel, “28 Weeks Later.” However, that sequel didn’t share any of the cast and crew of the original and wasn’t received as well as the first film.

>Now, almost 20 years later, Boyle told The Independent that he and Garland are interested in going back to the franchise with a new sequel.

>“Alex Garland and I have a wonderful idea for the third part,” Boyle said. “It’s properly good.”

>He added, “The original film led to a bit of a resurgence in the zombie drama and it doesn’t reference any of that. It doesn’t feel stale at all. He’s concentrating on directing his own work at the moment, so it’s stood in abeyance really, but it’s a you-never-know.”

>The original “28 Days Later” follows the story of a young guy that wakes up from a coma to find that the world has been overrun by zombie-like people, thanks to a virus that has spread worldwide. He teams up with some survivors and has to navigate the new status quo. The sequel took place weeks later and focused on other characters and the NATO response to the “Rage Virus.”

>As Boyle mentioned, Garland has gone from being the screenwriter of films like “28 Days Later,” “Sunshine” (another Boyle collab), and “Never Let Me Go” to also stepping behind the camera and helming his most recent projects, “Ex Machina” and “Annihilation.” Needless to say, with the success of the last two films, Garland is in high demand.

>Boyle has also gone on to achieve some incredible things in the last 17 years. In addition to the Oscar-winning film “Slumdog Millionaire,” he’s directed projects like “127 Hours,” “Steve Jobs,” and most recently, “Yesterday.” Oh, and he came pretty close to helming a James Bond film, too.

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 No.2065704

They should try doing a 28 Days Later that is properly good first


 No.2065763

>>2065215

> the story of a young guy that wakes up from a coma to find that the world has been overrun by zombie-like people, thanks to a moon-worshiping desert cult that has spread worldwide.


 No.2067037

>>2065215

Imagine getting paid to be stale.


 No.2067045

>28 seconds later

>…


 No.2067051

28 Similar Movies Later




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 No.2054794[Reply]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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 No.2060521

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>>2055025

I used SCIENCE to create an accurate artistic rendition of how you look.


 No.2060523

File: 11795061115207f⋯.png (2.25 MB, 961x1200, 961:1200, hih6s.png)

I like how kikes are still asshurt about the son of God btfoing them 2000 years ago.


 No.2060586

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>>2055085

>It is better to be a pedophile than to be an atheist tbqh

"People" like you are why the west is dying.


 No.2066878

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>>2060523

Since when does /tv/ get all theological?


 No.2067042

>>2066878

When you have assmad Pagan larpers from /pol/ and /int/ who watched too much Varg pretend that Christianity was the worst thing ever and that it somehow destroyed European culture against people who actually know European history outside from videos by an off-filter murderer and arsonist.




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 No.2065902[Reply]

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 No.2067013

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Ted's redemption arc just won't end.


 No.2067021

>>2067013

And nothing of value is gained. As usual. All smoke and mirrors government.


 No.2067022

>they're all still pretending Trump has done something but he hasn't done a single thing and so tacitly supports the removal of the 1st amendment anyway

>still trying to wring out all this reverse psychology for Trump votes in 2020


 No.2067024

>>2067013

I say we send her to the Punishment Park


 No.2067028

>>2067024

You mean on a date with Gahoole




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 No.2066906[Reply]

Season 14 anyone, lol? why won't this show fucking end

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 No.2066941

File: e5c47258099cc0c⋯.png (310.29 KB, 613x700, 613:700, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2066910

5th one: the boomer


 No.2066989

>>2066941

oh yeh forgot that devito goblin


 No.2067003

>>2066906

At least it lasted as long as it did, good comedies rarely last this long.


 No.2067011

>>2067003

But the show hasn't been consistently good since like season 9.


 No.2067012

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>>2067003

It hasn't been good for tears and the self censoring cucks making it are going to slowly edit away all of the funny jokes. They totally edited out the part where Santa asks if Charlie is retarded in this scene n recent releases, not even a soft censor but a full on removal of the joke. They are cucked faggots.




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 No.2066959[Reply]

What was his fucking problem? Is he some sort of antisemite or is he just autistic?

 No.2066966

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Paul tried his jewish takeover of the wrestling industry too but based vince stopped him and well the irony being that paul despite being a jew, was shit with money and instead got jew'd over by other people


 No.2066967

File: a306b4cb0d6e366⋯.jpg (105.01 KB, 1080x689, 1080:689, 523.jpg)

He's still angry that one of his co workers got raped.


 No.2066985

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>>2066959

These interviews are always gold.


 No.2067006

It ain't a race thing, or a color thing, it's a kicking your ass thing.




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 No.2065177[Reply]

OH NO NO NO

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 No.2065410

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 No.2066944

>>2065208

>>2065187

Portman is Israeli though


 No.2066988

>>2065177

By "other atrocities" she means "other ways white people are evil and non-whites are the victims of white people".


 No.2067002

>>2065209

to be fair, I dont support either Jewish or Palestinian human rights. The only legitimate government of the Levant was the kingdom of Jerusalem.


 No.2067005




File: cf59626eaf1ef3d⋯.jpg (247.13 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, Babylon-5-Londo-and-GKar.jpg)

 No.2058665[Reply]

Glory thread 4 Babylon 5

Im a super fan and everything about the series. I can chat babylon 5 all day.

Im at the part where londo gonna make his move against the emperor.

Good shit.

Questions or comments?

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 No.2065348

what do they call a spoo sandwich in France?


 No.2066934

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 No.2066999

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 No.2067001

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 No.2064467[Reply]

Kinos like this?

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 No.2065512

File: dab21fe35642ef9⋯.mp4 (6.03 MB, 576x720, 4:5, lc.mp4)

Yes


 No.2065515

>>2065512

Is it bad that I instantly recognized her from the thumbnail?


 No.2066969

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 No.2066986

>>2065428

Yes chinks all see us as the same

T. Knower.

I bet Van Damme has slain so much Asian sideways puss. Wouldn't be surprised if he's got some spin kick hapa kids out there.


 No.2066990

>>2066969

It would be super wrong if it was a Phil Collins song




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