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 No.1929195[Reply]

Kinos like this?

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 No.1929796

>>1929569

>Too fat and old to fuck

>Got Sophie Turner to casting couch Maisie instead


 No.1929798

>>1929796

I believe that's an advanced technique known as the Miramax By Proxy


 No.1929806

Lesbians a shit. It's like the foreplay from hell that never ends in anything. No wonder dykes are so frustrated, angry and mean to one another.


 No.1929873

>>1929218

Its' fake, dummy


 No.1929903

>>1929288

You wish you had frequent yeast infections and monthly cramps and bleeding? Why?




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 No.1929683[Reply]

the most pretentious filmmaker in history his films are lame dull nobody understands them they are complicated and Surrealistic they are made for pretentious people and hipsters

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 No.1929879

File: cb04dbd346fbdf5⋯.png (21.46 KB, 800x800, 1:1, no really.png)


 No.1929885

I agree unironically


 No.1929890

You guys know Lynch raped his own daughter and made a TV series about it right?


 No.1929896

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LYNCHIAN


 No.1929897

>>1929890

what a based nigga




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 No.1929486[Reply]

Which one of these films is the best? IMDB says it's Saw, but what's your personal opinion?

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 No.1929878

>>1929495

>all the kiddies watch it for the sex

>all the millenials giving it 7's cause we know now


 No.1929886

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>>1929486

Us superior watchers of movies only pay attention to Rotten Tomatos'. The people there

>get it.

Clearly saw is superior.


 No.1929889

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>>1929886

On second thought they said saw was mean. Ok, i'm going with eyes wide shut.


 No.1929891

>>1929486

One is based on a true story.


 No.1929894

>>1929712

degeneracy made by a schizophrenic jew




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 No.1929428[Reply]

RAVENPOSTER trying to gain consent for sexual activities with his daughter.

This degenerate LITERALLY admitting on performing a felon on this daughter.

>>>/pol/13002953

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 No.1929434

Where is this from? Lolifox?


 No.1929445

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>>1929428

You really want my replies, huh? Why don't you join me in this thread:

>>1923677


 No.1929450

>>1929445

What do you mean by " you don't want sex with me, correct? "


 No.1929865

that doesn't look like him tbh


 No.1929888

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>>1929433

And a nothingburger if not.




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 No.1929451[Reply]

>A woman named Kit receives a mysterious invitation that would fulfill her childhood dreams. Directed by and starring Brie Larson.

Brie Larson stars as a useless NEET who gets sold a unicorn by a magical negro. Can't say i'm not interested, that's a hell of a premise. If nothing else, it's likely to confirm those autism rumors.

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 No.1929745

>>1929596

I want to take this opportunity to say you're a fucking annoying cunt but at least you're not posting that simian-eared gook and passing it off as your gf.


 No.1929749

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>>1929745

?

Leave mygfguy alone you're beings o RUDE what is your problem!


 No.1929750

>>1929749

>cuckime


 No.1929883

>>1929451

>is there anything she can't Do?

Smile.

Act.


 No.1929892

>>1929451

>her love interest is black

Y you spreading this cuck shit?




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 No.1928161[Reply]

What race are these people, /tv/?

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 No.1928429

>>1928416

Jeez calm down you snownigger.


 No.1928494

>>1928416

Your Proto Ancestors did have dark hair and dark eyes you ungrateful euromutt.


 No.1929821

>>1928210

OP didn't say anything about who is whyte? they are white though.


 No.1929838

Audit the Fed


 No.1929876

>>1928342

Nope. /pol/ claims that everyone without light hair and light eyes is a mongrel cur and that originally every ancient civilization was originally founded and inhabited by pale golden haired blue eyed Swedes.




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 No.1929331[Reply]

What are some kinos about cute girls?

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 No.1929823

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i have a lot of kinos about one cute girl in particular


 No.1929824

>>1929823

>i have a lot of pornography about one cute girl in particular

FTFY


 No.1929826

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>>1929823

You should post her more popular pictures


 No.1929827

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>>1929823

OH NO NO NO NO NO


 No.1929875

>>1929339

>>1929331

>>1929820

These trannys all look like jews




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 No.1929295[Reply]

the most pretentious filmmaker in history his films are lame dull nobody understands them they are complicated and Surrealistic they are made for pretentious people and hipsters

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 No.1929797

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>>1929679

>actually not, I just enjoy my wife's pleasure and don't think having a bull is cucked at all


 No.1929802

>>1929797

Is it cucked if your bull is a BR tranny that you fuck in the ass while (s)he fucks your wife? 🤔 I need to know for a friend.


 No.1929803

>>1929802

Don't know, better ask the expert.

>>1929679

You want to weigh in?


 No.1929864

>>1929803

Fuck off. I like garfield but I'm not garfieldfag and I certainly don't call that huenigger "medbull"




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 No.1929815[Reply]

Are there any kinos about libertarians? Atlas shrugged wasn't very good.

 No.1929850

Rainman I guess


 No.1929853

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome


 No.1929855

I wish I had friends like those guys in high school.


 No.1929862

1949's version of Fountainhead is pretty good.


 No.1929863

Oh, my sweet blue eyed boy.




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 No.1929858[Reply]

POOKINO IS HERE

PEWDIEPIE IS DEAD

LONG LIVE T-SERIES



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 No.1929857[Reply]

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/supernatural-stars-announce-show-will-end-after-season-15/

Everyone on the cast seems to have agreed with this, or at least that's what's being said.

How do you feel anons?

Despite the show's decline past season 5, I'm going to feel pretty sad about this.



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 No.1928522[Reply]

>“Americans shoot things and they blow up and the like, so as you’d expect, they make movies like that,” said Miyazaki at the time.

>“If someone is the enemy, it’s okay to kill endless numbers of them,” he continued. “Lord of the Rings is like that. If it’s the enemy, there’s killing without separation between civilians and soldiers. That falls within collateral damage. How many people are being killed in attacks in Afghanistan? The Lord of the Rings is a movie that has no problem doing that [not separating civilians from enemies, apparently]. If you read the original work, you’ll understand, but in reality, the ones who were being killed are Asians and Africans. Those who don’t know that, yet say they love fantasy are idiots.”

https://archive.is/0fS3l

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 No.1929558

>>1928846

>even EA is using wojak memes

Please tell me this isn't real


 No.1929585

>>1929558

>>1928846

When normalfags start using a meme, it's time to move onto the next piece of fresh OC and rinse and repeat. There are people out there who still use memes from before 07 for christ sake, they're probably boomers or unaware normalfags; since they have a propensity to overuse mega-stale jokes like mindless drones. Remember that one kid from your schools days, who would constantly overuse inside jokes till everyone told 'em to stop because they weren't funny anymore? Well, this is what we're seeing here.

Understand that corporate is justing getting wise to how internet culture works, albeit they're a bit behind the current times, but you can be damn sure that this is all calculated when engaging the public. Also, we're starting to see old has-been celebs breaking into the e-celeb market, as they know it's the only way to stay relevant. It won't be long before you start seeing all of them do this, as they're realising that the gen zfags don't watch tv and spend more time watching retarded youtuber shit. Getting back on point, normalfag "meme culture" is shit.


 No.1929828

>>1929585

I'm surprised people are just now catching on. Musk and the Wendy's smug anime shit was just the tip of the iceberg of corporate meme shilling, it's just going to get worse from here as they discover and subsequently ruin even the slightly obscure memes.


 No.1929834

>>1928522

>made by a british man

>filmed by a kiwi

He is a fucking retard.


 No.1929837

watching anime is literally treason, The Don himself said so, did you RETARDS forgot pearl harbor already?




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 No.1929142[Reply]

why do we rarely see blond men as main characters anymore? with the exception of thor

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 No.1929630

>>1929388

Don't worry, civilization will collapse long before that happens. Billions will die of starvation, but at least it isn't as bad as what you predict


 No.1929776

blonde men are germans and germans are nazis and nazis are villains, what's so hard to understand??


 No.1929811

>>1929776

but most high ranked natzees were dark haired


 No.1929812

>>1929388

>I predict blondes will be treated like redheads are now, called names and told they have no souls

the "blondes r dum" meme has been a shlomo trick for like a century. Worse part is that many blonde girls believe the lies, think less of themselves, and start acting like bimbo skanks because of it.

Reminder that blonde girls who haven't been brainwashed into being degenerate whores have consistently proven to be higher IQ than their competition.

Reminder to tell your h'white children that they are beautiful.

Reminder that Hitler could have prevented this.


 No.1929813

>>1929811

Some were even Jews. And they were funded by the Rothschilds. Almost makes you think the entire thing was a set up. That they were intended to fall so the white man would be destroyed and the Jew's rise to complete global power would be complete.




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 No.1916408[Reply]

31 days remain, let's shitpost while waiting for S8 to drop

GIB YOUR OPINIONS ON

>Best season

>Best character

>Best episode

>Best waifu

>Best battle scene

>Best thing in the books that wasn't included in the show

>Worst thing in the books that should've been cut from the show

>Who should win the Iron Throne

>When Gurm will finish Winds of Winter

>What spin-off/s HBO should do after GoT is finished

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 No.1929382

>>1928643

no way this is true


 No.1929386

>>1929382

It's not.


 No.1929645

maisie williams or sophie turner

you have to pick one to sex or become a tranny


 No.1929657

>>1928803

But most TV soys are like this.

Good productions values… and nothing else. No interesting or likable characters, horrible plots that go nowhere, pozzed bullshit…


 No.1929810

>>1929657

Most don't even have good production values.




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 No.1928789[Reply]

https://www.breitbart.com/news/thrones-actress-emilia-clarke-says-shes-had-2-aneurysms/

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Clarke said she had been healthy all her life, but was suffering from serious stress when the artery burst in her brain. Much of it came from constant press questions about the nudity of her character, a conquering queen, in the show’s first episode.

>“I always got the same question: some variation of ‘You play such a strong woman, and yet you take off your clothes. Why?'” Clarke writes. “In my head, I’d respond, ‘How many men do I need to kill to prove myself?'”

>She said she suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage, which can very easily be fatal. She was unable to speak her full name even weeks later.

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 No.1929779

>>1929755

I'd still ask her to s(h)it on my face tbh.


 No.1929804

>>1929721

well she's english so high chance she's a lefty


 No.1929805

>>1929804

Actually she's fairly apolitical.


 No.1929808

>>1929804

She's a Labour supporter (centre-left). Don't know what that has to do with being left wing though.


 No.1929809

>>1929808

correction

*Don't know what that has to do with being English though




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