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Rules Baneposting Film Star Wars Actresses

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 No.280287[Reply]

Whatever happened to this glorious era of cinema?

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 No.281161

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>>281113

the producers is amazing

also probably more judd apatow than seth rogan but even that comparison falls short he was head and shoulders above apatow.


 No.281165

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>>281161

here's another for good measure. blazing saddles was fun too.


 No.281168

>>281000

the era of spaghetti westerns was before Men in Tights you twit.


 No.281171

>>281168

I don't think OP was talking about the movie Men in Tights.


 No.281217

>>281113

>people under 18 post here




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 No.265541[Reply]

>Zootopia reflects the world

>Zootopia don't monkey around with serious topic like racial relations & gender roles

People said IGN games reviews were bad. IGN literally inserting identity politics into a children movie that's not even in the film to begin with. San Francisco progressives are just as sickening as what the furries done to Zootopia.

https://archive.is/Eqf30

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 No.280973

>>280949

I thought we were talking about Shadman.


 No.280974

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>>280949

>patriotic man who is trying to salvage what's left of national sovereignty is marked a threat to global security

I wonder why


 No.280987

>>265541

>what the furries done to Zootopia

you mean when they made it


 No.281048

>>270511

Fuck. This can't be a casual thing, someone in the studio of zootopia have thought of that


 No.281164

>>265559

> director said

Sauce?




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 No.280020[Reply]

This guy has to be the greatest action star of my lifetime. My older cousins used to mail-order his Hong Kong movies and watch them with us.

I was about 8 when he broke the western market. I can't watch many of his films without a smile on my face. It just sucks when they try to get him to do serious acting except in the Karate Kid remake, where he carries a movie I would have hate otherwise.

>Disclaimer for Cinemassacre video

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 No.280640

>>280628

Just look it up, his son was busted for drugs. There's nothing that officially proves it, but it raises a red flag.

>>280636

The lesson is better dead than red.


 No.280643

>>280640

*nothing officially proves the connection


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>>280640

>The lesson is better dead than red.

If that turns out to be true I owe Jackie a huge apology. If not, well then to the Gulag with him.


 No.281118

What was his last good movie?


 No.281145

>>280020

His only flaw is his opinions on the PRC/politics.

That obviously doesn't make his movies any worse (and none of them have been Hero-tier propaganda thankfully) but it's there.




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 No.278750[Reply]

What are the best tv shows of all time?

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>>280320

Aw, man… I did not need that feel right now.

You'll never hang out with your high school sweetheart at the Double R Diner and have a slice of home-made cherry pie together


 No.280850

>>279295

>>279288

>"Ah Niles, I was just listening to (insert classical tune namedrop), did you enjoy the food at that top class restaurant?"

>"no"

>"me either"

>audience laughs

>enter father Crane

>"you know, you two think your'e so smart but actually smart people like you are dumb and dumb people like me are smart"

>enter Daphne with a joke about sex or penises

>Frasier leaves now to enact his carefully laid probably overly complicated plan to seduce a woman who seems unrealistically attractive for what you would imagine Frasier could get

>Frasier's plan to have sex fails and he is angry

>Audience laughs

>elsewhere Niles is nervous about either Maris or Daphne or both

>Audience laughs

>Father crane is proven right.

>audience cheer

>end

I really liked Frasier for a while until I realised that almost every episode is the same.


 No.281065

>>280850

I used to like Frasier too, when it aired on WB. Never appealed to me like Roseanne or Malcolm in the Middle.

Occasionally the show pulled a decent joke or two an episode, for the most part it devolved into the sort of craptacular fanfiction-grade romance plots you just described.

The kind of show sorority sluts/single moms watch to feel classy.


 No.281107

>>278818

Absolute Trash tier taste. Who the fuck watches sitcoms.

>The Why-re

This cancer meme needs to die. You enjoy watching nogs nogging go the fuck back to africa.


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 No.273287[Reply]

Channel Autism Thread # 8

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>>280438

>tfw one of the 195


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And because there were "too" many guys on the show, here comes your fourth girl, Heather Reusz to join in. Nothing special in 3rd episode but a Agents of Shield panel and interviewing more cosplayers. It does confirm that Doug will be on the first show to talk Batman vs. Superman.


 No.281066

>>281062

post more Latza shit then


 No.281102

>>280930

The original lyrics would work perfectly with the cunt from game grumps.


 No.281115

>>281064

>I understand one of the priorities for you was to have a show that was gender balanced, why was that so important to you?

>Because it's 2016




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 No.278654[Reply]

Am I the only one here that never watched Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, or Breaking Bad?

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 No.280903

>>278654

Why even come to /tv/ then?

Please tell me you've at least watched TDKR and appreciated the plane scene, otherwise there's really no reason for you to be here.


 No.280904

Never watched breaking bad. Doesn't appeal to me

Nor did Walking Dead

I do enjoy GoT but I almost stopped watching. It was only until the 3rd or 4th episode that it caught my attention. The first few episodes are just softcore porn


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>>280903

>browses /tv/

>actually watches the electric Jew


 No.281098

Normalfaggotry, capeshit, and e-celeb is all pleb tier that needs to be purged. the funniest part is that they'll now all accuse me of being from reddit while failing to realise their pathetic fandom of choice is only popular on normie meme sites.


 No.281106

>>278654

Nope, same here. AFAIK Game of Thrones is softcore porn in a fantasy setting with avarage looking women and a midget, written by a neckbeard with an incest fetish.

The Walking Dead seems to be about a zombie apocalypse where the only survivors are models.

Breaking Bad might be alright. I know it's about some teacher who has cancer and decides to make and sell drugs to pay for his medical bills. It could work if the actor that plays the teacher is good.




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 No.276415[Reply]

GIANT

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 No.281092

>I'm a feminist.

Stop


 No.281095

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Hard to believe they bleep out 'fuck' but yet show orgies and Alice getting fucked doggystyle.


 No.281097

>>281095

>adding romantic music to doggiestyle fug


 No.281099

>>281097

What you don't sing the Titanic theme song whist dog humping your woman?


 No.281101

>>281099

nope canucks prefer bryan adams




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 No.281037[Reply]

Can anyone tell me why Hollywood actors did stuff overseas but never in the US?

Also WTF?

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 No.281086

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This is actually fairly notable because Brosnan was the first non-smoking Bond


 No.281087

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Here's the other one…


 No.281089

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>>281037

It was very common a few decades ago


 No.281090

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>>281089

I think Bill Murray sort of killed the practice


 No.281100

It's easy money, wouldn't you do it?




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 No.277836[Reply]

>No Wolverine

>No Patrick Stewart

>No Ian McKellen

>JLaw the whore

>Sophie Turner doing a bad American accent

>Olivia Munn

Place your bets /tv/! Will it be shit? Or will it be the X-Men film that was promised?

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 No.281022

>>277836

>Jennifer Lawrence

>Olivia Munn

dropped


 No.281029

>>281013

Olivia Munn must've let Salsa borrow hers for the "Heroes" poster.


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>>281020

>got filled

Teehee.


 No.281036

>>281010

That just makes him even worse.


 No.281091

>>281036

Yeah

I used to like Stan but the more I learn about how he screwed over most of his collaborators, the more I intensely dislike him.




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 No.275538[Reply]

Biggest bomb of the year?

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 No.280861

>>277648

>I often look back to the most influential liberal sitcoms of the 70s and then realize they were all made by the same group of jews. Seth Rogen is the equivalent of that now, but unlike them is completely devoid of any actual love for what he makes.

I wonder why, I mean you had people like Stephen Spielberg who made things with passion in the 80s, and compare that to anything Seth Rogen writes.


 No.280958

>>280861

Because Spielberg was someone who dedicated his life to the art of movie making (before he sold out) and struggled and studied hard through college to make his dreams reality. Faggots and hollywood jews like Rogen don't have any of that, and are more interested in making money, pushing politics and trying to be the biggest assholes possible.


 No.280997

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It reminds me a lot of this one, much more than food fight.


 No.281031

>>276336

best girl


 No.281038

>>280997

That shit was surprisingly better than Food Fight and will likely seem better than this shit fest. It even had some mature elements and was better written despite the cheap animation budget, but still better than expected for an animated film that came from over the border.




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 No.275571[Reply]

Is he right?

#NoBrendanNoMummy

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 No.280075

>>280052

Jet Li looks cool and this was enough


 No.280076

>>280033

> She's exactly the type of person that would definitely show more if you DIDN'T give her money.

Pretty sure she showed her pussy already

Or maybe it was another girl


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One week old and a million views with a crapton of dislikes. No JUSTposting in the comments, but only regular comments among normalfags.

Does this mean Brendan has a chance? We could try and get #NoBrendanNoMummy trending to save him.


 No.281007

>>280998

He presented someone at a Texas show, maybe there's still hope?

I just wonder if hes aware of the memes about him now.




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 No.280935[Reply]

Streaming the new episode of better call saul right now over at http://kingstream.tv/

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 No.280951

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pls join us


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 No.280976

>>280954

huh

bowling pins are usually white


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 No.278693[Reply]

Up to ep 3.

>did he just leave Grotto on the rooftop

>the Oldboy homage in season 1 was so good they decided to do it all over again for not reason

>comic book version of the rooftop scene was better

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 No.280878

>>280851

yeah but this show is written by idiots so there's absolutely no payoff to that interaction


 No.280879

>>280820

found the newfag

>>280786

as stated before, this is an early days punisher, he hasn't gone full tacticool yet.

>>280836

i was disappointed by the lack of minigun, but him getting the outfit at the end was obvious as fuck since before the trailers even came around.

>>280846

>Honestly would have preferred if they use Wonder Woman's actress

fuck no, she's an even thinner version of the chick we got in daredevil, she doesn't look like she even goes to the gym, at least elektra has fancy spinning moves and shit.


 No.280929

>>280878

unfortunately true. The whole blacksmith storyline went fucking nowhere. I was perfectly fine with his backstory just being the feds fucked up a sting and got his family killed in the crossfire, but fuck that there is an even deeper conspiracy now! omg he got a secret disc behind a picture, I wonder what is in it?!


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>>280879

>fuck no, she's an even thinner version of the chick we got in daredevil, she doesn't look like she even goes to the gym, at least elektra has fancy spinning moves and shit.

get a stunt double, easy enough with her long hair and mask. WW's actress is attractive at least


 No.280963

>>280849

>, but they need to downplay the ninja shit

doesn't help with ninja turtles around the corners, it feels heavily oversaturated. I know turtles ripped DD off first, but it still feels like ninjas are every bad guy grunt now.




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 No.280759[Reply]

E-celebs are attacking their viewers while shilling for CISBusters

How soon until the e-celeb collapse happen? How soon until viewers put up with this?

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 No.280768

I wouldn't blame it on just ghostbusters alone and more on the nature of youtuber's. How is a youtuber different than a journalist that makes clickbait videos instead of articles? I don't really see that much of a difference. Does a person have to die from their misinformation before they are put in their place? It's not like e-celebs get paid to tell the truth or have good opinions, just be contrarian or entertaining.


 No.280771

>>280762

same way a garbage can in a hurricane catches fish.


 No.280913

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>>280759

These guys had a hilarious video on Gamergate.

Not because of anything they did, but the guy on the left was super anti-GG and the guy on the right was open to it, which caused the left guy to freak the fuck out and get visibly frustrated.

I think it's this one.


 No.280925

>>280913

christ the guy on the left looks like a typical neckbeard


 No.280962

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>>280759

>How soon until the e-celeb collapse happen?

OH FUCK YES




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 No.280934[Reply]

Hey /tv/ figured I'd share this iidea for a TV series. Feel free to steal.

Story goes on about this highly respected and renown doctor recognized for his considerably impossibly successful operations. Skilled in the field of medicine, surgery and the human anatomy; getting rid of late cancer tumors, fixing patients with paralysis, spinal injuries, etc.

Yet the doctor has a more disturbing side to himself. In a nutshell: A mad doctor. While he does save people's lives, the ethics of his work experience are shady at best (since he conducts surgical procedure with the patient still conscious for a more thorough procedure.) and he always drugs his patients after the operation to make them forget about it.The doctor is obsessed about the human body, willing to push the limits in which they can go. This unhealthy dedication ties to his unknown mental condition that's been unchecked during his childhood. I.E. being mistaken for a sociopath after conducting an autopsy on a rabid infected animal. And that was when he didn't know what he was doing and how rabies actually works.

The series delves into the protagonist's struggle to keep his secret while trying to help the good people he has sworn to save. Even if he is doing it due to his unnatural obsession. Complete with vivid lucid nightmares should he abstain from the operating table too often.

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>>280952

I saw it first




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