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 No.2065256[Reply]

SHE WILL NEVER COME BACK IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY!

 No.2065260

>>2065256

>actress thread

>locked


 No.2065264

>>2065260

>actress

>porn

No.


 No.2065405

>>2065264

They act like they like cumshots, throatfucking and rough anal, though? Sometimes they even act like they care about the guy's pleasure when producing his orgasm, as if his dick wasn't just a switch she's flipping to fill her bank account.


 No.2065412

How the fuck can someone date this cumslut?




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 No.2065080[Reply]

>when you really hate your faggot audience and the faggot games they play.

Fuck.You.All.The.Uwe.Boll.Story.2018.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP2.0.x264-QOQ

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 No.2065154

>>2065120

That's how Germany's jewish laws work.

If you don't make back your money, the government gives you back 50% of the budget.


 No.2065181

>>2065092

Did /baph/ ever got into what the fuck was happening at that creepy daycare?


 No.2065214

>>2065080

He's got a lot of bolls coming around here


 No.2065224

>>2065130

people always ask why shit direct to dvd movies even get made. same people don't even understand how taxes or laundering works.


 No.2065245

>>2065136

I think they banned namefagging.




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 No.2051231[Reply]

They making a sequel or what?

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 No.2063839

>>2063821

Yeah, and Paul Giamati was a bad choice for Rhino.


 No.2063849

File: 1809e74983ab77c⋯.jpg (404.36 KB, 1920x1358, 960:679, logan-preshaw-rocket-line-….jpg)

File: 62299e7106b89d5⋯.png (6.34 KB, 211x239, 211:239, download.png)

this is what I want


 No.2064537

>>2063821

They also could have tried to cast an unknown. It's nice when characters can just be characters and not celebrities in wigs.


 No.2065211

File: ff49c25052eaf27⋯.jpg (23.63 KB, 640x360, 16:9, venom-1.jpg)

>With more than $855 in the coffers, Venom overcame critical drubbing to successfully launch a new franchise. We'd already heard that the sequel is in the works, but producer Amy pascal has confirmed that Tom Hardy will be returning to play Eddie Brock.

>Of course, you'd figure he was already contractually obliged to return, but you never quite know with Hardy. Still, according to Pascal, "I can say that Tom Hardy will be back, magnificently playing that character as no one else can."

>There's no word on whether director Ruben Fleischer will also be back, so there may well be someone else around to oversee Hardy sitting in tanks of things. As for whether the live-action Peter Parker, Tom Holland, might one day show up to crossover with Hardy's Brock? "We have big plans for Tom Holland to be a part of everything," Pascal says. We just hope they don't trust him to keep the secret.

Sequel confirmed with Tom Hardy returning, and they want Tom Holland in it (as a cameo I would guess).


 No.2065231

>>2063822

He really would be spot on for the role tbh.




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 No.2064888[Reply]

Incels have ruined social media, they are as bad as radical roasties!

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 No.2064978

>>2064930

>r/atheism

Why the Skeptic community so greasy looking?


 No.2064985

>>2064978

Apparently pretending not believe in "religion" in a very loud and public manner to piss off an extinct 1950's caricature of the christian wing of America makes one stop taking care of oneself and resort to race mixing… They should have tried pissing of the islamics or jews if they wanted to die quickly.

and being edgy make one stop taking showers and


 No.2064994

>>2064930

>the absolute horror and that little black girls face


 No.2065126

>>2064946

We still have a sense of shame that keeps us from completely letting ourselves go.


 No.2065218

>>2064930

The dog looks like it's laughing at the motley collection of weirdos standing before it.




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 No.2062468[Reply]

US Air Force Terrified of Imminent Incel Rebellion! Begins Searching For Incels!

https://taskandpurpose.com/air-force-joint-base-andrews-incels-threat-brief

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 No.2064902

>>2063597

A few years ago till even recently I used to unironically tell people here that it was illegal to be patriotic in America and they all called me an idiot. Well who's the idiot now?


 No.2065078

File: d7e6af2c8864484⋯.png (2.82 MB, 1955x1065, 391:213, 7fd274c6ddc83a549b2ccd9aca….png)

>>2063847

>dup is helping Russia subvert the USA

Who makes this shit?


 No.2065188

>>2062478

Imagine if these people ever became aware of Erenisch Comics.


 No.2065192

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>>2064882

Masketta Man is based


 No.2065199

>>2062468

After the feds were officially caught shilling on /pol/, everything is possible, I guess.




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 No.2065085[Reply]

>The gritty, female-driven mob drama “The Kitchen,” from New Line Cinema and BRON Creative, was written and directed by Andrea Berloff, who was nominated for an Oscar for the original screenplay for “Straight Outta Compton.”

>“The Kitchen” stars Oscar nominee Melissa McCarthy (“Can You Ever Forgive Me?” “Bridesmaids”), Tiffany Haddish (“Girls Trip”), and Elisabeth Moss (“The Handmaid’s Tale”) as three 1978 Hell’s Kitchen housewives whose mobster husbands are sent to prison by the FBI. Left with little but a sharp ax to grind, the ladies take the Irish mafia’s matters into their own hands—proving unexpectedly adept at everything from running the rackets to taking out the competition…literally.

Yassss slayyy queens! It's her turn to be a mobster!

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 No.2065128

>>2065127

>Italians didnu nuffin

>Mafia is an American invention

lol whatever you say Mario


 No.2065138

File: 9fe7bcc7d090b4c⋯.jpg (273.17 KB, 762x300, 127:50, mafia.jpg)

>>2065128

Mussolini crushed the mafia anon it was the allies that introduced back to Italy& Sicily the same way they empowered retarded communists in France.


 No.2065143

File: ef299a7eff65bdf⋯.jpg (6.81 KB, 261x174, 3:2, waitasec.jpg)

>>2065138

That's… actually pretty disgusting. I thought you were insinuating that the Americans created the mafia in the first place.


 No.2065161

>>2065122

>Fascism suppresses and expels organized crime

>Democracy facilitates and complies with organized crime

Checks out


 No.2065172

>1:44

>they're gonna swallow this entire city

Blowbang scene confirmed.




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 No.2064712[Reply]

It's a really exceptional movie. I saw this movie a few days ago and I'm still reeling from it.

Steven Spielberg made this movie with only 22 million dollars. That's mind blowing. The sets or locations they used. The amount of extras in the film. The entire movie was made for 22 million dollars.

I only knew tidbits about the movie before jumping in. I knew it was about a dude protecting people from the Holocaust. I thought it was a Diary of Anne Frank type of hiding situation where the movie is mainly away from the horrors of the war. Nothing could have prepared me for this.

I am fairly removed from the subject of Holocaust and World War 2 cause I'm Indian. I only learned about it when I was 15 or something. So for this movie to affect me like it did is amazing.

I generally don't cry because of movies but this one in the end where Schindler goes on his final monologue of how he could have saved more live had me bawling. This is highly unusual I have cried to only four other movies two of which was Logan and Endgame which are really personal movies to me ( my entire childhood)

This movie is a masterpiece. That's all.

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 No.2064851

>>2064773

>Jews are trying to force it back in schools.

Isn't it an A rated movie for Adults?


 No.2064989

>>2064849

He’s 30 years old, he went to a very expensive college. Finally landing a desk job at the JIDF


 No.2065005

>>2064813

Even the more prominent jews of the time actually agreed with Hitler to move back to Israel in an agreement dating back to 1933. Methinks the whole holocaust meme as part of denazification and coverup of the Allies' own war crimes were mostly down to the (((anglos))).


 No.2065103

>No gas chambers

>Showers are just showers

>No ebbil Nazi experiments

>No ovens

>Mengele is a pretty nice guy

Was Spielberg trying to tell us something?


 No.2065147

This movie is quite dishonest, its shows Nazis acting like Criminals towards the prisoners, but fails to show that all of them were removed from duty, convicted and imprisoned by the Nazis themselves. Best example is Amon Göth the camp commander.




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 No.2062629[Reply]

Anime is so cool.

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 No.2065057

>>2062634

>bodybuilders love anime

Damn, never knew this.


 No.2065070

File: 5c2fd36060015ff⋯.jpg (537.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, punch13.jpg)

>>2065054

t.low taste person


 No.2065094

cuckime is so cucked lmao imagine being interested in this, the most kiked of media

>nuke the Christ out of Japan (Nagasaki was the Christian Capitol of Japan

>control Japan's media for the coming decades with fat circumcised American cock

>American jews subvert Japanese culture into a pile of dust

>cuckime is invented as American jew power is at maximum cultural subversion

<claim the jew fears the samurai

<when the samurai has been under complete jew control for the past seventy years

Cuckime faggots are nigger brained normalfaggot cattle. Not only do they claim they have some magical unkiked media, they totally ignore that their prescious cuckime is the product of a completely subverted, defeated nation. The weakest possible people's were kiked at their weakest point, this is the sole cause of cuckime, and idiots praise it as anything other than what directly led to massive drops in birth rates and suicides honestly all cuckime fags should be executed on spot, no exceptions. They are omega, the weakest and the last. They have no place in this world. Death to cuckime.


 No.2065113

>>2065094

Nice pasta Zach.


 No.2065139

File: c8054997aa6d3f4⋯.jpg (98.83 KB, 500x674, 250:337, Katherine-Hepburn-Cary-Gra….jpg)

>get called Zach

>it's a compliment

I'm moving up in this world.




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 No.2064821[Reply]

Now that the dust has settled, how shit was it?

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 No.2065023

>>2064821

>hey guys, let's reboot chuckie

>we'll take everything good and replace it with nonsensical bullshit

>the zoomers will love it

I hate everything and everyone.

>>2064823

>these faggots liked it

Why am I not surprised.


 No.2065071

The last few sequels were fucking weird, Chucky kept trying to possess little girls and women.


 No.2065079

>>2065071

If you could change bodies wouldn't that be your first choice?


 No.2065090

>>2065079

It's something I could never relate to, the only bodies I'd ever want are an exact clone of my original one, a terminator style cybernetic endoskeleton, or a T-rex.

My autism would never accept anything else.


 No.2065098

File: c36708f6ecfd4cd⋯.jpg (41.04 KB, 798x420, 19:10, Tammy-And-The-T-Rex-Traile….jpg)

>>2065090

>or a T-rex

Do I have a movie for you friend




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 No.2065040[Reply]

Hey /tv/ I made a site where you can bet on rotten tomatoes audience scores. It's built on the Ethereum blockchain. We currently have active bets for spiderman far from home and the "live action" lion king movie.

Let me know what you think or how much of a faggot you think I am.



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 No.2064786[Reply]

What the hell was his problem?

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 No.2064792

>>2064788

Now Sneed


 No.2064803

>cuckime


 No.2064816

Nigger


 No.2064853

Hambone


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 No.2064495[Reply]

You have a Jewflix account and watch jewish movies and TV and then claim to hate Hollywood. Even back in the day when I browsed 4chan (when you were still a little kid) I boycotted movies and TV. Grow up and stop watching jewish media.

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 No.2064812

File: 10bfa7474b612f8⋯.jpg (14.33 KB, 222x266, 111:133, pooch.jpg)

>>2064753

None of Tim Buckley's comics make any sense no matter how you read them


 No.2064925

>>2064667

embarrassing


 No.2064964

File: d3f6d5c300675fa⋯.jpg (18.14 KB, 236x315, 236:315, 5749e24f1a56b7cdfab966b26e….jpg)

>>2064495

>stop watching jewish media

And what's/tv/ supposed to do in the meantime?


 No.2064971

File: f40973cbaf9e261⋯.jpg (18.71 KB, 236x450, 118:225, Fruity.jpg)

>>2064495

>You have a Jewflix account and watch jewish movies and TV and then claim to hate Hollywood.

Projection there, mate. I haven't seen any films in the past 5 years and I've never gotten Netflix.


 No.2064983

>>2064971

THIS EXACTLY

Also if you are mentally retarded enough to want to watch shitflix why would you pay for it? I don't understand people that willingly pay for crap.




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 No.2064907[Reply]

>cable for my phone charger broke

>go out to buy a new one

>didn't take my phone because i knew what kind of cable i needed

>get to the store, clerk is some stuckup cunt woman with heavy makeup all over

>her face and neatly done long nails >tell her i need an universal charger cable

>"aaawhat type of pFOne do you have??"

>"huawei"

>"well why u need that type then, huawei needs a TypeC cable to workXD"

>she whips out her own huawei phone and shows me the usb socket

>"see, take a good look it is TypeC, do u remember it looking like that?"

>"uhh yeah sure i guess give me a TypeC cable then?'

>"uh do u have ur phone with you?"

>"no"

>"then why are u here go back home, take ur phone and come back here, u gonna buy shit cable then and then blame it on me, come on now go go"

>"oh, okay"

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 No.2065013

>he doesn't know that the huawei's port is a type C

Both you and that saleswoman are retards.


 No.2065043

File: b334da36de25b97⋯.jpg (8.96 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1323460444652.jpg)

>huawei


 No.2065050

>>2064907

>>2065013

The saleswoman did nothing wrong, there's Huawei phones with a micro USB B port. It depends on the model.


 No.2065174

File: 017bdd05ac8d567⋯.png (53.25 KB, 403x448, 403:448, h.png)

So this is the power of /tv/

>>2065050

This.


 No.2065246

>buying a new phone charger

>not using one of the 10 other phone chargers you have accumulated over the years

Do Americans really do this?




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 No.2050193[Reply]

From the Director of the VVitch. Anyone know when it's supposed to come out?

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 No.2063547

>>2054951

As a general rule of thumb, the only movies you should watch with others are:

>action

>comedy

>slasher

>so-bad-it's-good

For anything else, grab a 10GB .mkv file and fire up MPV in your solitary, darkened kino room.


 No.2063561

File: 8c4c8b10c1ef024⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, Internet_20190622_223434.png)

>>2054952

I can be done. For example; The Thing has a monster that you can see, but you never see it's true form. It's true form is a complete mystery.


 No.2063573

File: 9e0a875e2ef6c39⋯.jpg (116.54 KB, 565x457, 565:457, WhoGoesThereByJohnW.Campbe….jpg)

File: fd7aeb944e305d0⋯.jpg (143.55 KB, 500x997, 500:997, Thing-from-Another-World-W….jpg)

>>2063561

There's two interpretations of the Thing: its' original appearance in Astounding sf 1938, and by Wayne Barlowe in the '80s.


 No.2064192

>>2063573

I meant in the movie only, as a way to provide an example.


 No.2064817

>>2050201

they are programming us by limiting our selection of humanitys actual library of films.




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 No.2019112[Reply]

What's your favorite Silent Film?

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 No.2064545

File: d6bfcd1c7fdb6be⋯.jpg (30.99 KB, 575x460, 5:4, der-golem-1920.jpg)

>>2050243

There are more on-the-(((nose))) examples to cite


 No.2064570

File: 31877a633130e6c⋯.gif (13.46 KB, 505x607, 505:607, 1361979953100.gif)

>>2064545

>tfw the two other Golem movies are probably lost for good


 No.2064627

>>2064570

>tfw they are probably the same movie but with different year releases


 No.2064629

File: 530cb9258ae78da⋯.jpg (81.15 KB, 500x666, 250:333, bendy2.jpg)

All Charlie Chaplin movies


 No.2064636

>>2064629

The first one takes place in modern times, and the second movie was actually more like a parody of the first one.

>>2064629

>not Buster Keaton or Harold Lloyd

His movies aren't bad, though.




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