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she was a dumb whore addicted to cocaine in her youth and was then just an older dumb whore, literal wine aunt.

if you 'care' about celebrity deaths, kill yourself.


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How did she film all her parts for 7-9 before 9 was ever written?

Oh these movies were planned out from day one?


lol imagine not loving based carrie fisher

imagine not loving every star wars film

imagine being this sad





Well what else are you supposed to do? Fuck men like you OP?



trans girl here if you ever need some or anyone on /tv/ feel free to hit me up in a thread for an erp i can go hard or soft i can top but prefer to bottom



But you are just a man

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Little girl and her parents buying a happy meal and she wanted the toy story toy. Dad said she saw it twice and cashier said hes seeing it asap. Then the cashier told her theres a disney marathon playing that will show Toy story 4, Aladdin back to back. and then she jumped up and down saying Lion King! Lion King! And I fucking had it. I shouted fucking stop this shit now!!! everyone turned to me. I said this is an actual watered down dystopia we are living in. a pseudo reality. shilling for corporations this trash is destroying this little girls mind. The girl cried. The father asked if I wanted to step outside. The manager said get out. and I cant believe it. I cant believe this is the end result of capitalism that everything our fathers built to leads to this. Theres no escape at all. It only ends with our actual deaths.

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Now see, that I don't mind cuz 5 Guys is good shit






>Witness commotion in McDonald's

>Grab my trusty wooden spoon

>Haul the noisy girl over my knee

>Flip her dress up

>Pull her purple panties down

>Spank her bare ass red with the wooden spoon

>Walk out like nothing happened


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i unironi will and ill post pix here after i do holding my proudly bought tickets gonna be kino



Fuck off, jokester



im gonna do it and theres nothing you can do to stop me.


I'm not interested in Hollycuck garbage, but bonobos will surely enjoy this feminist commercial.

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This is what 50 cents gets you in India. Maybe you Westerners can learn a thing or two.

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drubpg's fourth reich is morally filthier with their concentration camps murdering PoC refugees



How soon after finishing it would I have to run to the nearest street and drop trou in order to avoid shitting myself?



At least they have toilets.



that's gonna make you a man



It'll put poo on your chest.

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Wow, this movie is not your friend.

It's all laughs and ha has until you watch the extended cut or with deleted scenes that didn't make the theatrical and vhs.

This move perverts love with lust in the feature length, but in the extended cuts, Loyd's lust is clearly on display. He clearly says he just wants to fuck her. He says it a few times throughout the movie. It's just a guy trying to get laid.

But in the theatrical, they cut that stuff out and make it just about stupid love. Them not going for the bikini girls anchors that point, making it seem like they're just good guys even though stupid and unable to hold jobs, that they're better off roaming around doing nothing but accidentally solving crimes without even really knowing it because they're too hard focused on love. And this movie is simply them not getting a clean break at it, something to try again.

The other thing edited out is the homophobia. Lloyd is actually a pervert listening to a couple have sex and then starts calling Harry a fag because they're in a hot tub together. In the theatrical it just plays it off like they're bummed out and don't think it's gay to share a tub. "They're too stupid to be gay" is what may be suggested. The bathroom stall scene shows Seabass take his pants off and reveal a tiny leopard print g string basically. They have a back and forth which really turns up the gay knob, and afterward in the sheepdog mobile, there's a scene where they toss homophobic jokes back and forth until Lloyd comes out of it. In the theatrical they just rush through all this stuff like it had no emotional impact. Makes the line about wanting to have sex with a school boy seem like a hilarious gaff instead of a much more sinister joke.

At the end of the movie at the end of the credits, there's a line written that says "Read the Parachute Press Book" which implies to read the Dumb and Dumber book published by Parachute Press. I wonder what differences it may or may not have as the theatrical was cut together to push the plot at a very fast pace while excluding the actual lust angle of Lloyd's motivation and the homophobia.

Also worth mentioning is the very spooky lyrics from the songs during the credits from 90s alt rock shit. Mindless drivel actually sounds dangerous.

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>What do you think you were doing at that gas station Harry?


>Who was that girl you were talking too?

>Her? Oh i was trying to get her number, so what?

>We've talked about this Harry! How could you hit on a fucking NIGGER in front of me!? You know how they DISGUST me!

Jesus how would crowds accept that these days?



Actually according to some random website he's not.


have sex incel


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the scene in aspen when they look at the butts of the couple, the girl's butt in the pirated version was much darker than usual, you couldn't see it. They were making your eyes divert to the male's ass.

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It's difficult to find non-cucked Originals, if there werent some cool shows like Farscape for free I wouldn't have purchased it. Hopefully this summary will help you avoid the landmines I stepped on.

Buy the prime subscription for a couple of months, binge watch the good shows, then complain to amazon and get half the money back.

Watchable shows:

Bosch - Decent police drama. Watched it all.

Sneaky Pete - Kind of actually interesting, the premise is that two cellmates are stuck together in a prison, one a lifer, and one in for a short stretch. They get to know each other a lot before the thief gets released, but on the outside to escape people looking for him takes the identity of the lifer. It's actually pretty good. Currently watching.

Comrade Detective - This is actually kind of interesting, if you've ever seen Gorky Park with William Hurt it was very similar. I am currently watching it.

Jean-Claude Van Johnson - JCVD becomes a cop, it's actually very interesting. Currently watching it.

Jewish shows:

Hand of God - The existance of the show is to somehow present christians as terrorists in total opposition to real life, so if you can suspend your disbelief that hard you might enjoy it. Watched 5 episodes.

The Man in the High Castle - The show is about an alternate reality where nazis won, the purpose of which is to paint nazis as the super bad guys of WWII. However the quality of the writing is shit. If the writer was good, he would ironman his opposing view, and then demolish it with argument. Since they can't do that to nazis (who were after all correct for all their flaws and would have brought about a brighter future) the opposition is strawmanned so its destruction doesn't come as any sort of surprise or drama. I mean by 1970 the much more capable nazi engineers somehow can't create running water in the richest country in the world and people get their water from public wells. Watched until halfway in season 2, it just became unwatchable after that.

Mad Dogs - Rip of an already bad british show, which somehow managed to blame serbians for the hashish drug problem in uk. The amPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>cunny-core kino

Pedophile detected.


You forgot the Grand Tour you low-test nigger. I bet you don't even drive.



>The Grand Tour is pretty good.


>You forgot the Grand Tour you low-test nigger.

These. After stumbling around for two seasons it thoroughly eviscerated everything else in its path with the third season. (((Old media))) can't help but shill against it, particularly with nonsensical comparisons to Flop/Poz Gear.


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more like kinophile, sweaty



>f course nothing outright illegal should be said or promoted to be said, since there are feds all over this place, but if you even promote radical ideas in whatever manner then optics cucks run out of from their cuckshed and yell "fed."

So someone disagrees with you and you don't like it?

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>Nuer people stimulate their cows to yield more milk by planting their entire face into the cow’s reproductive part and blowing inside it, whilst caressing the udder

More nigger kino pls

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>that one fart in the first video after pink guy got knocked head over heels and landed ass up

10/10 pure kino, I could practically smell the digested cassava and stewed monkey flesh


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>white raw flesh eaters

Well, that would explain why the ancient Romans were so scared of the Germans.




yes for what it's worth

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Their series are such absolute shit, that they drop on YouTube, for free, and not even 200 thousand people will watch them!

Seriously think about this for a moment.

Showtime is a premium television channel which has produced shows for decades, and they can't make anything to watch that gets even a fraction of the views of videos about toddlers opening toy boxes, or manchildren playing video games.

The entertainment industry is fucked!

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>United States Of Cheese Larson

I watched it. I don't know why I did because I hated every single fucking character except the dad, who I pitied for having a crazy cuckolding abusive wife, a fag son, and a whore daughter.



>Ted Levine

The only actor worth watching. I hope he skins Durstin Kunst in the finale to make a suit while dancing to "Goodbye Horses" with his peepee tucked in.



I like you.



Banshee is ironic shitposting the show




it's an oven dodger dude

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It's like everybody in Hwood is spooked, shooked, shucked, or shanked, and the glory days were when nobody could see the double speak. Gone are the days of movies with multiple meanings and interpretations because of the one track mind propaganda blitz that seems to be in every movie. SJW inserts or refabs rather than reboots. Ghostbustiers was a refab not a reboot.

How do we get good movies again? Make them ourselves?

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Just check the weekends on boxofficemojo for any capeshit or Disney release



That movie was an exception for the time. Race mixing was never forced as hard as it is now.



And the title suggests a social taboo at the time. Now it's pushed as something utterly normal and expected even praised and celebrated.


Hollydups btfo


I remember seeing some faggot on /pol/ years ago saying that Scientologists are just a bunch of cumskins LARPing as kikes. Probably meant that as a joke, but it's kind of prescient for sure when we consider the context.


It's pretty telling that Jews themselves won't race mix other than with Europeans, or in some cases like The Zucc, with East Asians. And even then it's pretty much the equivalent of political marriages from medieval times where it's done so they can consolidate power from both clans.


Did you miss the 90's full of GIRL POWER poz?

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So the movie is set in Jamaica, but the villains will still be white?

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Remember when they did this same thing with Halle Berry, and were even going to give her a spinoff movie?



From Wick 3?


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Halle Berry was basically an extremely tanned cracka in blackface and brown contacts, which is why they don't cast her anymore.



Or maybe she wasn't a strong actress and only thrived in supporting roles where she either didn't matter or showed her tits.

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>thanks for buying me ice cream anon! what movie should we see tonight?

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A 5 minute video of your feet on repeat.


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>The Bunny Game.

For a moment I thought you had said The Goddess Bunny.




Zach on suicide watch



feet friends.




Based feet frens.

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How do you go from this…

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He looks so happy there. But you know, if we could just take a second, I think we need to understand what Harvey did there. He didn't fuck Watson because he lusted for her. After all, what man could possibly lust for Watson? An actress who cannot in fact act, much less sing? What he did, he did as an altruistic extension of hope. He saw the horribleness and ugliness and retardedness in Watson, and yet, somehow, deep inside her rotten distorted body, he saw a light. The same light that, dare I say, shines in all of us. Ol' Harv didn't want her snatch, he wanted her to rise up. He wanted to give her an opportunity to be something better than God clearly intended for her to be. Whatever face Harv had that moment, I don't believe it was one of such vocal thrill. I believe it was one of solemness. Of greater understanding. Sure, it didn't work out. She's still talentless with a dead career. But that's not the point. The point is that he tried. He tried to mold shit into gold. That takes something. That means something. Let's all take a page from Harv's book, shall we?



Big Harv did nothing wrong.




She at least has her innocence deflowered which allows many people to be lifted from the spell which is the production and acting around her which props her up. Now people will see the weaknesses she brings to the table rather than the illusion of greatness which is really all the people she's ever worked with.



He got tranny poop on his dick.



From her front hole no less.

Hwood people are sick!

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Are manlets Kino?

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>that level of cope

>that degree of butthurt



If manlets are so happy and people we should envy then why are you on a backwoods bridge building gathering spot telling other men to perform homosexual acts upon your crotch area?

That's something anyone can do.



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low effort oc


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>Mom's a skank who goes for losers

>Dumps me off with relatives I've never heard of before in a pill addled scheme to get their "hidden fortune"

>Grumpy old nutsacks that just sit around being bothered by distant relatives and scaring off salesmen with shotguns

>suggest they see what the salesmen are actually selling because they're old and they can't take their fortune with them when they die

>relatives fuck off

>Get some cool shit, some lame shit, and end up with an old lioness

>Amazing war stories that you're pretty sure are at least partially bullshit inspire a sense of traditional stoicism you've never had access to before

>Skank mom comes back with a turdweasel that threatens you for your uncles fortune

>old lioness fucks his shit up, but the excitement expends the little life she had left in her

>Tell skank mom she can be with her loser, but that I'm staying with the only functional adults I've ever known

>Grow up without having to deal with a bunch of dramatic horseshit thanks to uncles or whatever they are

>Pass away flying their airplane, they leave everything to me

>At the funeral the grandson of an Arabian aristocrat from one of their bullshit war stories asks you if they were real

>TFW you had one of the best coming of age films ever, but your movie poster is laughable photoshop tier

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O okay, nvm the funerals do have a bit of parallel


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That was a great movie! Me and my mom used to watch it all the time together.

It's a shame Haley Osment grew up to look like a potato, but at least he gave us this movie before.


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A very nice animal movie. A movies channel in my country aired it quite often. Probably one of my favorite animal movies like Babe.



Yeah, I loved the salesman who wouldn't give up and showed up with a skeetshoot launcher. I actually felt happy for him when they paused to consider instead of just shooting at him.


Just finished watching it. Pretty good stuff.

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>the only communication channel Truman has with one of his friends are twitter DMs but said friend has disabled his account and Truman slowly descends into madness

Surely the writers will realize how stale this is right?

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Carrey is a leaf.



Shh, just let the Yuropoor live in his fantasy where his entire continent isnt going to shit



They've been broadcasting ABC and PBS news in my country recently and it really is an anxiety inducing affair. No wonder most of the country is medicated and having panic attacks when your news is running constant fear and emotional attacks.



Same thing, if you think about it.



how does it surprise you?

this is what happens when you feminize society.

it becomes self-indulgent and lazy.

it becomes mean and chatty.

less responsible with money too.

do not be astonished by the ever growing mass psychosis, it's simply what happens in the brain of women in general.


it is going to shit, albeit not to the point of the USA.

it's not a rejoice or an excuse for us.

but neither should you try to find some sort of solace in someone that would supposedly be having it worse.

it would only serve as a justification for what's happening to you, dumb shabbo goy.

this, what you've just done, is quite literally your brain on judaism.

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