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Were you hanging out at Fraggle Rock when you were young?


I only saw this once in 3rd grade at one of the those Friday let's get the classes together and show them a movie things.


more like faggo rock lmao


jim henson was the best

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Hey /tv/ can you guys help me with a problem I'm having? I decided to put all of my foreign TV shows into a single folder called "Foreign TV Shows", but when I look at it it's almost entirely cuckime. If any of my friends see it they'll think I'm a total weebcuck.

What are some good European TV kinos I should watch? You Yuros are always going on about your superior cars, chocolates, and toilets, so it stands to reason that you have superior television as well, right?

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Its pretty solid.


Bron|Broen is pretty good for the autistic waifu and production quality. But skip the later seasons, gets political and pointless.


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This rare gem.



Sounds interesting. This one actually didn't turn up in any of the searching I did, will definitely be putting it in my to-watch this.


Broen sounded interesting, but I was a little leery of it just because of how long it's been running. Is there a specific season that I should treat as the series finale?


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La Peste

>During an outbreak of the bubonic plague in the magnificent Seville of 1597, Mateo, a former soldier, returns, honouring his word to find and extract a dead friend’s son from the city. Previously, Mateo had been forced to flee the city to save his life, having been sentenced to death by the Inquisition for printing forbidden books. Before he can complete his task, Mateo is arrested by the Inquisitor’s bailiffs, who promise to pardon his life in exchange for solving a series of crimes of diabolic overtones being committed in Seville.

Deutschland 83

>Martin Rauch is recruited by the HVA to infiltrate the West Germany army. As a rookie spy, his decisions constantly put his cover at risk and force his agency to take extreme measures.

These were both very good, hope you enjoy. La Peste is a mini-series but Deutscheland is ongoing.

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What is your favorite Twilight Zone episode and why?

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when dup goes to reverse btfo zone.



Shadow Play or The Obsolete Man


The one where the hapa gets a date with his dream girl but it turns out she's just a wooden board.


the one where the four-eyes gets owned epic style



That nerd.

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>Octavia Spencer & Bryce Dallas Howard Star in Comedy ‘Fairy Tale Ending’ - Seth MacFarlane to Produce



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I'm sorry dude didn't you get the memo? We're trading her around a bit. She's wild and loose like that. She said you can still be her shoulder to cry on though but we've got the physical stuff handled.



boy howdy do we ever.


Queen of the Brap Barn



mmmmmm……… lumpy

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Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

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How does the oven cook him from the outside?



It's true, what you mean what's more in line with

>I can't be successful, because that's for kikes!


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How did the guards didn't die with the gas in the showers? It's nazi magic.



nevermind, you must be simply a nigger that can't comprehend more than 2 sentences.



>public schools are the problem

says the shut in virgin lol

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Living clean means eliminating all of the unnatural and manipulative elements of mainstream society that you have allowed to infiltrate your mind, body, and soul. Few will maintain this path of righteousness but for those who do the rewards are god-tier.

You must eliminate:

TV, Movies, News, Video Games, Popular Music, E-Celebs, Social Media, Smart Phones, Fiction Books, RedTeam/BlueTeam Politics, Sportsball, Gambling, Vacation Travel, Night Clubbing, Role Playing, Pornography, Masturbation, Promiscuous Sex, Prescription Drugs, Recreational Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco, Restaurants, Packaged Foods, Sugar, Wheat, Grains, Legumes, Fruit, Milk, Caloric Beverages, Condiments, Sauces.

You must introduce:

Cardiovascular Exercise, Resistance Training, Compound Lifting, Non-Fiction Reading, Writing, Creative Expression, Nature Walks, Survival Training, Hunting, Fishing, Animal Husbandry, Gardening, Preserving, Smoking/Jerking Meat, Marksmanship, Precious Metal Acquisition, Solitary Silence, Scientific Exploration, Financial Achievement, Home-Building, Family-Building, Tribe-Building, Nation-Building.

There is no such thing as a "cheat day" if you are on the path to Total Purity.

B-b-but…what would I do without all of that?

Firstly consider how pathetic it is that your life has come to be defined by the seductive artificial vices placed in front of you by those who wish to do you harm. Secondly, resolve to stop being a child and start being a man. When you resolve to turn your life around and eliminate your self-destructive behavior, a vacuum forms in your life. That vacuum is soon filled with the pursuit of excellence in all endeavors which enrich your life and your community.

You must stay the course. You will not see deep or lasting change in the first thirty days. Beyond that, you become more like a God with each passing week, and the mindless hordes of NPC automatons become even more alien to you than they were before.

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>Vag doesn't even rhyme with anything

except badge



It depends on how you pronounce it tbh



is there a way to pronounce it other than >>1812840?



Stop going to restaurants and start going on nature walks (???). The OP has some good points but he's still a faggot for thinking he knows what makes a person a man and tries to impose his views on others by attempting to make his statements fact when in reality he has a big head and is insecure about his masculinity.


I only watch films

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Why did she want his dick so badly when he was just a miserable 5'4'' manlet with no muscles?

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She only wanted him after he became a super muscular chad.


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>litterally posting on cuckimenigger capshit central chan

This ain't plebbit or tumblr, what exactly are you expecting being on this site?



She saw he was intelligent, fearless, and prepared to lay down his life to save his fellow man, even without powers. Also, she was privy to Erskine's medical reports and knew he had a 9" python in his pants.


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>9" python



jesus the average amerimutt

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>Danny Glover ("Lethal Weapon") has joined the cast of Sony Pictures' untitled JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE sequel, starring Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, Jack Black, Danny DeVito and Awkwafina. Director Jake Kasdan is also returning alongside writers Jeff Pinkner & Scott Rosenberg.

>The movie will feature Jumanji returning as mobile game app and pulling the previous movie's teenage protagonists back into the jungle, where they control the characters played by Johnson, Hart, Gillan and Black. DeVito is set to play a new member of the group, while Glover's and Awkwafine's roles are being kept under wraps. The movie is slated for release on December 13, 2019.


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Put it in the freezer so it doesn't thaw and go bad.


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>Jumanji returning as mobile game app

Nope. No thanks. On that alone, no, never, don't need it, fuck off. The nigger doesn't even factor into how bad of an idea this already is.



this tbh

absolute retardation, those movies worked so well because they were pre-internet



>The e-gossip blind rags say he sucks a lot of cock for roles.

Is that what he did instead of juicing?



It could be done as a deconstruction of mobile games, in which the exploitative game mechanics are reflected as dystopian in the world of Jumanji.

But who am I kidding?

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I’m gonna get you

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why contain it? S'cool.


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Shit that was sad. The man represent the average fascist anon and the normalnigger mob represents USA


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>Have a seat man

>told to have a seat





>Bounced checks are as bad as pedophilia

No amount of faux smugness will get your uncle out of prison



oy vey goyim remember when you caught me preying on kids? well tough luck, I loaned you money without you knowing it and now you're going to jail.

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So he sets out and murders two innocents who were just minding their own business and we have to pretend he's some kind of hero?

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but bigfoot a good boy he dindu nuffin



bigfoot did nothing wrong faggot




t. Manlet


magnet pls


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Best Japanese films that aren't Kurosawa?

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Way too small


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I'm Zach and I can confirm that my penis is a respectable 6.2"


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Ringu, Perfect Blue, Millennium Actress, and Grave of the Fireflies would be my picks


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>a respectable 6.2"

Is that what she told you sweetie?

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Well, which one is it /tv/?

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My feelings: The Post



My feetings: The post


>big thirst (whatever that means)

>not soylent




Can someone explain why I find her face so repulsive?




>a butt double

I'm intrigued. Go on.

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>mfw another redditor subscribes to my gumroad

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Ha, you think you're smart? You do realize identity theft is illegal right? Even if you're online you should take the law seriously. For that purpose i've decided to use a name, to make it easier for other users to recognize my LEGITIMATE posts.

Better luck next time, if you don't end up in prison first. haha ;)


Also just so you all know I am a GIRL! And yes, my penis is extremely feminine.



>definitely worth the $5/month

This!, so much this!


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Well, would you take the roll as the cog in the machine? Would you serve in the field as the Emperor's Finest?



Why does the one across from him the right have stickers on it's head?

Also is that anime any good?

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Thoughts on Dogtooth? I've been thinking about watching it.

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that's his whole catalogue



But if had Raffey in panties…


Boy do I fucking love incest and lesbian seduction. Great movie, would fap again.


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Raffey hit the wall though ;_;



That panty mound though

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