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>haven't watched a single episode and never will

feels good man

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Nobody talks about GoT anymore.



I keep getting news shit about those damn dire wolves on my news feed

JUN 25, 2019

Game Of Thrones: The Fates Of The Stark Direwolves Explained



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>denying yourself the Maisie Enlightenment


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That's the spirit!

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Sunday mornings on MeTV hours of jacking off

>saved by the bell


>brady bunch




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Too old



Too dead. RIP.


Hannah montana

Lizzie McGuire

Saturday morning QTs

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Would it work? Also ever jotice how rightsoy faggots talk about "da libshits" using references from LOTR and Harry Potter but then totally contradict themselves with stuff like pic related? Really makes ya think huh.

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shut up faggot the right wing can't focus on any single symbol nonetheless go into hysteria about 40k like how boldemort killed him on page 673 and that's why anti left is evil retard.

I would also like the poster above me to acknowledge that he is posting jewish subversive media. This is not called for and is quite frankly rude.


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They should put down their toys and watch the Gor films.



I watched them and they sucked. And the """hero""" has a gay lisp.


It would be pozzed as hell.


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>being this desperate that you try to attempt to co-opt the right's le epic soy meme

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Don't worry, they won't let a white woman play Samus. They're going to make Samus a lightskinned black woman with """"blonde"""" beyonce hair.




I hope it happens just for the lol factor that will come from all the people raging out over it.



She's on acid or shrooms or something.


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She's not getting her fix of the ol' Harvey

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Oh boy here we go

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based bongdup


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Wow, this corporate overlord is female, so amazing and brave! I can't wait to get my balls trampled by this new and improved capitalist jew.



Why would you tap her? Tapping things with your finger is real OCD behavior. You an OCD boy? You got OCD? Do you need to do pointless things like you're controlled by a demon?



Jews are white


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And Based

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I want to make shit that is literally from an era in overall quality to the perciseity, along with making bizarre ass ideas for films in general, Also any of you got ideas on how to do the Giallo genera of film? Pic related is some posters from the genera

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which giallos are the best currently in existence



Not familiar with either, sorry.

That said I doubt Wikipedia is the most reliable source for film classification.


Hard to say, really. But you can't go wrong with the 70s/80s classics. La dama rossa uccide sette volte is a great one, for example. The most important and idiosyncratic elements of giallo are in it.



Libidine 1979, Either that or Gamma 1975, There's some weird ones that work great ala "Who Can Torture A duckling" 1972 or some other classics such as Waves of Lust 1975



Non si sevizia un paperino is an absolute masterpiece, one of my favorite Fulci films



>Panos Cosmatos with his masterpieces Beyond the Black Rainbow and Mandy

Wow, Refn, you're a huge retard.

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Reminder that Peppa the Pig single-handedly defeated the Chinese government.



When's Preppa The Bull, the modern remake?



And a sandnigger wanted that cartoon to be shitcanned on facebook, but everyone kept spamming pig images on his profile.

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They somehow made the impossible and turned Terminator into pure distilled soy

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>but you can still handwave that by saying Salvation was relatively early on in the war

No, fuck that

They knew exacy what fans wanted and knew exactly what they were doing when going for that setting.

Can't say they knew what they were doing regarding everything else.

That second MC was so bad I felt like leaving the theater where I was watching this fucking putrid abomination with my boomer of a dad who also hated it.

Can't believe it's already been 10 years since that fuckind turd.

At least it was better than whatever the fuck these T2 reashes are, but that's not a big task.



It was dumb, but it wasn't actually going back in time, and rewriting the events of the good movies, and I guess that actually counts for something now, because that seems to be what the Terminator franchise is at this point.


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They can't even make "fragile but flexible human vs near invulnerable but less flexible/more rigid machine"

It's all faggots who for some reason are Terminators and somehow have feelings and emotions.

They've turned Terminator into capeshit starting with Salvation and peaking with these new pieces of shit, there's not even any tension, there's nothing.

You're getting a dum dum low quality big budgeted action movie cashing in on nostalgia and all the 30 year old Amerimutt retards will pay a ticket to see it because they were conditioned to do so despite half of the media they saw criticized that same behaviour and the corps who make these shitty movies.



That's technically been the direction of the series since 2.



3 at least was just a low effort reash of 2 and kept itself relatively on rails.

The others just started transforming everyone into Terminators just for marketing and to appeal to manchildren.

It's pathetic

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Any kino about dead niggers?

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America History X


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>soytendo's bing wahoos are so bad niggers are killing themselves over it




It's like Soulja Boy's game consoles all over again


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He finally realized that he wasted half of his life on shitty nintendo games after his brother's death. Tried way too hard, but never got a platinum Youtube play icon.

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if we wanted something, we just took it. if anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again. for us to live any other way was stupid, I mean those people humping jobs, taking the subway to work every morning, those people were suckers, they had no balls




>everyone winds up dead, imprisoned or in hiding



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You're not wrong


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I legit have no clue what kind of digitalised chimp noises kids listen to these days either.



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I'll rate your thread instead.

It's shit.


where is the cuckime tier?



I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…



So Super Smash has become a franchise where shitty rejected anime characters join to fuck and pander manchildren? No wonder why Hakunah Matata Etika jumped off Manhattan's bridge.

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Normalniggers will eat this garbage up, of course

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Quack quack, motherfucker



mind = blown



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The fucking plastic fork sells better than the dyke. Disney's kike lawyers will crash into preschooler buildings destroying anything that resemblances the fucking fork.



Numbers don't lie, nig-nogs.

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I want to kiss Roger rabbit….

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not any woman, a jessica rabbit tier of a woman.




fucking bestiality propaganda, do these jews have no shame



I raised rabbits for a couple years. They fuck as hard and fast as they can for like… 1.5 seconds and then fall over catatonic. I don’t think you’d be very satisfied.


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new knowledge acquired

but isn't that the way all animals did ?

I saw the cow did once and it's end very fast

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Offical /ourguys/ thread. Post /ourguys/ of /tv/


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