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 No.1928603[Reply]

MYASKYOU SUM RIGG



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 No.1926893[Reply]

DO you think Gahoole has ever done a rape?

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 No.1928457

>>1927992

saved into the porn folder.


 No.1928551

>>1927992

>>1928453

Gahoole, can I pay you to break somebody's kneecaps?


 No.1928573

>>1927992

You look 50

where are you eyebrows


 No.1929132

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>>1928453

Holy shit gahoole btfo


 No.1929508

>>1928453

uhhhh pretty sure gahoole doesn't sperg whenever a smug is posted




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 No.1925080[Reply]

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/16/style/snowplow-parenting-scandal.html

>One came home because there was a rat in the dorm room. Some didn’t like their roommates. Others said it was too much work, and they had never learned independent study skills. One didn’t like to eat food with sauce. Her whole life, her parents had helped her avoid sauce, calling friends before going to their houses for dinner. At college, she didn’t know how to cope with the cafeteria options — covered in sauce.

Who would you cast in a Fincher-esque drama about a young woman who had to quit college because of sauce?

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 No.1928434

>>1928427

isnt tufts like 10 grand a year? thats not richfag tier


 No.1928483

>>1925132

>file:///

FAKE NEWS


 No.1928485

>>1925132

lol dumb bitch doesn't know how to install linux


 No.1928542

>>1928434

Back in the early 90s it wasn't the same. Jews got on the board and it went to shit.


 No.1928568

>>1928542

But wouldn't Jews want more money?




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 No.1927203[Reply]

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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 No.1927303

>>1927203

>eight-year-old Nigerian refuge

Here's the scam

>Russell Makofsky, who oversees the school's chess programme, has now set up a crowdfunding page for the family to secure a home which has received more than $94,000 (£71,000) in donations.


 No.1927307

>>1927232

is this a troll account?


 No.1927322

Smiling like a fucking retard because he thinks he's smart. I'll square up with this little nerd nigga in the streets. He don't want this fucking smoke.


 No.1927333

He only won in 4 moves.


 No.1928553

>(((Rabinowitz)))




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 No.1927993[Reply]

>Stranger Things Season 3 Official Trailer

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 No.1928117

I feel as if I have already seen the third season.

Kudos to all those series that had good first seasons with positive reviews and nice ratings YET THEY DECIDED TO STOP. Example: the Haunting of Hill House.


 No.1928492

I watched season 1 before the hype and mildly enjoyed it. I watched the first episode of season 2 and gave up on the show, fuck this shit to the same dumpster heap as True Detective and Fargo.


 No.1928517

>>1928117

The Haunting of Hill House is getting a second season.


 No.1928520

STRANGER DUPS


 No.1928526

Coming-of-age stories break my heart.




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 No.1927787[Reply]

watch out incels

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 No.1928147

File: 08fdc6559ff55f8⋯.webm (5.69 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Minoru Suzuki Kaze Ni Nar….webm)

>>1927937

As do I


 No.1928445

Her punch discipline is horrible.


 No.1928456

File: b1643e3a6aafe58⋯.png (959.78 KB, 1172x1070, 586:535, proof.png)


 No.1928463

>>1927787

Rhonda is part femcel it's all good.


 No.1928487

>>1927794

>get blown the fuck out so hard you had to drop fighting for staged play fighting




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 No.1923784[Reply]

The crowd is silent as Louis walks on stage, a microphone in his hand. "Folks, I have a special song for you tonight," he says as he raises the microphone to his mouth. The crowd begins cheering as a familiar tune, "Paint is Black" by the Rolling Stones starts playing…

>I see a white girl and I want her to get blacked

>No white dicks anymore I want them to turn black

>I see the bulls walk by dressed in their tribal clothes

>I cannot turn my head until his penis grows

>I see a line of cocks and they're all big and black

>With buck juice for my love now dripping down her back

>I see whitebois turn their heads and quickly look away

>Like a mocha baby it just happens ev'ry day

>I look inside my wife and see a cock that's black

>I see my daughter, I must have her bred with blacks

>Maybe whites 'll fade away and not subjugate the blacks

>It's real easy facin' up, when your wife's son is black

>No more will BBC go turn a lighter hue

>I sure-ly foresee this thing happening to you

>If I look hard enough between the choc-latebuns

>My love will laugh at me before the negro cums

>I see a white girl and I want her to get blacked

>No white dicks anymore I want them to turn black

>I see the bulls walk by dressed in their tribal clothes

>I cannot turn my head until his penis grows

>Hmm, hmm, hmm

>Hmm, hmm, hmm

>Hmm, hmm, hmm

>Hmm, hmm, hmm

>I want to see her gangbanged, gangbanged black

>Black as night, black as coal

>I want to see thePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: d169cb6630061b9⋯.jpeg (73.73 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Louis-CK-Punches-Dog-In-T….jpeg)

>"so I was visiting my daughter's college the other day…"

>audience is silent

>"and again and again, I kept seeing white men alone…"

>a couple audience members cheer briefly

>"but, I noticed something."

>the bulls gnawed at their cages

>"the white girls… the SATANSPAWN that has allowed EVIL white men to exist for so long, were alone also."

>audience begins conversing amongst themselves, venue sounds more like a convention

>"THIS IS A PROBLEM GUYS! YOU THINK WE SHOULD JUST STAND AROUND AND IGNORE THIS!?!?!"

>conversing gets louder, shouting and enraged yells are now audible

>"SO THIS IS WHAT I DO! I called the FUCKING police on this filth and they gladly cooperated and helped me take into custody every last WHITE PRIVILEGED PIECE OF SHIT we could see on that campus."

>enraged screams turn into howls of joy, laughter, a mosh pit spanning roughly half of the area of the venue has formed

>"BRING UP THE CURTAINSSSS!!!!!"

>behind louis is a cage full of forty seven college-aged white girls, all naked, most in tears

>"AND RELEASE THE BUUUULS!"

>the door to the cage full of exactly ninety four strong, superior black men is opened, and they all immediately dart to the cage of inferior white girls and start banging on the bars and shaking the cage

>"I'm sure you all know who THIS little DEMON is!"

>from the back, louis has grabbed his daughter by the hair, who is crying and can barely stand

>"AND NOW, ladies and gentlemen: FOR THE APPETIZER!"

>louis slaps his daughter on the cheek as hard as he can and throws her into the crowd of bulls who instantly rip her clothes off and fill her every orifice

>his daughter vomits from the gag reflex brought on by the massive BBC and has a brief momPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.1928368

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>>1928263

I have a new fanclub on sportschan now?


 No.1928419

Why do cumskins enjoy those threads? Im not complaining tho


 No.1928471

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Quality thread /tv/


 No.1928554

How do we send him these?




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 No.1925221[Reply]

Kinos about a dead meme?

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 No.1926072

NOW

THAT'S

FUCKING

BASED


 No.1926170

>>1926070

>sweaty

even after repeatedly being told that you're using the wrong word, you continue.


 No.1926210

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 No.1928437

>>1925643

>thinking kikes wont fuck up UBI harder than obama fucked up his medical care (((reform)))


 No.1928439

>>1926069

>>1926210

So what the fuck is a Yoshi whatever it supposed to be?




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 No.1928320[Reply]

https://twitter.com/DoraMovie/status/1108714877487452160?s=19

>Having spent most of her life exploring the jungle with her parents, nothing could prepare Dora (Isabela Moner) for her most dangerous adventure ever – High School. Always the explorer, Dora quickly finds herself leading Boots (her best friend, a monkey), Diego (Jeffrey Wahlberg), a mysterious jungle inhabitant (Eugenio Derbez), and a rag tag group of teens on a live-action adventure to save her parents (Eva Longoria, Michael Peña) and solve the impossible mystery behind a lost city of gold.

Trailer comes out this Saturday during Nick's Kids Choice Awards.

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 No.1928381

>>1928372

holy mommy, since when are pretty women allowed again in hollywood?


 No.1928388

>>1928371

>>1928372

Age of consent should be raised to 35.


 No.1928390

>>1928381

When they are non-white


 No.1928408

>>1928333

Why do cumskins post this?


 No.1928418

>>1928408

I doubt it's a cumskin. Cumskins are notorious pedophiles.




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 No.1925967[Reply]

What are some kinos about gaslighting?

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 No.1926029

braplight


 No.1926043

Shutter Island


 No.1928328

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>>1925967

This was surprisingly good. With an early sexy Susan Strasberg in a wheelchair.


 No.1928352

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>>1926043

You got it backwards, boob. They're humoring him, not gaslighting. Any bad stuff happening is all from his subconcious.


 No.1928396

Better Call Saul. Specially the season 3 finale.

BRAVO VINCE




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 No.1924991[Reply]

Fuck…

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 No.1925739

Gahoole is right. We should treat each other with more respect.


 No.1925788

>>1925105

The first Zach video i remember from him was about the dude being bothered and Zachy from posting NIGGER DICKS


 No.1928205

>>1925739

I respect everybody here.


 No.1928269

>>1925401

He has been making a folder of my posts and then reposting them as kopipe. In the same thread he will use multiple posts that are completely unrelated to argue back and forth with himself. That's how I know he is one of the jannies. It's still kind of weird and bugs me out though.


 No.1928334

>>1928269

How does that make him a vol?




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 No.1928219[Reply]

ALL

THE

WEIRDOS

IN

THE

WORLD

ARE

 No.1928265

>Hooktube

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA faggot




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 No.1928199[Reply]

>imprisons a man and forcefully converts him into a 10/10 top tier trapfu

>removes her boiclit

Absolutely disgusting and maybe even transphobic.

 No.1928206

>>1928199

That's not a 10/10.




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 No.1926827[Reply]

Why do Amerimutts clap at literally everything?

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 No.1927522

>>1927388

Clearly the chimp is imitating the americlaps, proving that americlaps ruin everything they clap.


 No.1927844

I've flown like 2 times in my life and never heard anyone clap

is this some new millennial shit like snapping instead of clapping?


 No.1928012

Western US resident here, I have never once witnesses people clap at the end of a movie in the theaters. In what fabled places does this actually occur?


 No.1928150

>>1928012

Places near Chicago, Detroit, New York City, and the coast of California.


 No.1928166

>>1928012

It happens all the time anon.




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 No.1928158[Reply]

Guy from Minnesota.



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