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Well, well. Looks like Toy Story 4 is about to put babyboomers in their place. Just like Woody, you need to move over and let the new generation take over with their new ideas, coming from a corporation that is coasting on old ideas and making films that are attracting the manbaby audience. I mean, let the new generation repurpose your past IPs into shittier ones because they don't have original ideas of their own.

Also, see how pointless Woody's life is after being given to Bonnie by Andy after a heartfelt parting in 3 is now being relegated to the floor of the closet, and having his sheriff badge removed and pinned on Jessie instead. He could have been passed on for generations to Andy's kids or being a valuable collectable, that could be sold for money to help Andy's family out in a crisis. Don't you want to see his purpose replaced by a living spork that Disney is charging $13 to your kids, when you can make it for much less money?

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fucking lol


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>I’m the Grinch who hated it. Seriously, it’s 2019! What on Earth are Disney doing having a film that has no leads that are black characters.

>Yes, there are black actors, but they are yellow and they are green and they are plush! How can they possibly think that it’s alright now?

>Yeah, maybe in 1995 – which was also wrong then, as well, actually – but now, to be serious, where every single humanoid toy, is white? It’s just shocking!

Is this satire? Because I can't tell anymore.



I got some bad news for you, Hitler.


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He used to wear those web things under his arms


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That's what Cars 3 was about.

>accepting your retirement

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I don't frequent this board because i have renounced niche forum posting since i left neethood but i would like to say that gahoole is based


>le board celeb worship



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gahool is dead



>t. gahoole



>since i left neethood



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I won't believe it until I see his corpse.

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Mark Hamill and Chris Evans

Mark Hamill will lawyer up and fight #MEtoo like vic mignogna. But Chris Evans will admit to false rape accusations because is soy licking beta cuck.

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that chink is still around


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You heard it here first. Ben Bocquelet is the next victim.



Owen Benjamin said he knew one of the big Marvel superhero guys has orgies where he stacks supermodels on top of each other and I guess fucks them up and down like a tower of sluts, but he was hesitant to name who so he wouldn't be sued. It's probably Evans.


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This aged tub of soy will get what's coming to him.


Gahoole's my best bet

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Is this Hollywood's next big hit?

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Looks cute! Can't wait for it to come out.



>director says "theme of the film is everybody in the world counts"

>it's about the Biblical Flood where God killed everybody in the world for being worthless degenerates




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>Takes you to explore a pre-flood world

So there will be giants and lots of ritual child sacrifice?


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I'd rather see the animated version of The Deluge by James Morrow, where one of Cain's daughters escapes the flood after getting knocked up by one of Noah's sons.

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Who's the greatest actor of all time and why is It Leonardo Di Caprio?

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Jackie Chan is the best actor of all time. No other actor could do a fraction of what he has done on film.


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>head studio exec that literally drives the plot through his aggression and control of all the characters

<b-but he had big hands and danced silly so he was a non-threat

/pol/cels missing the point as always



Dicaprio can't act for shit, he has zero range and plays the exact same character in every film

go back to >>>/reddit/


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This is my fav movie of all time

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those poor japanese kids… they look upset when they got "signature" from Ruby


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Well, this is my favorite movie.



Being Japanese, you'd think they'd be use to strange shit happening.


5th Element had way better Mcguffins than all that bullshit infinity stone queerness

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Kinos about being too lazy to shitpost?

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literally anything by (you)


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(snort) I'm sorry, what did you say…?


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Balding should be against the geneva convention.

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What was the last true kino movie?

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thank you anon who recommended this in another thread


Shin Godzilla.



was this any good


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if you don't care about it was made by china

it's fun movie



Cure herpes

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What did Refn mean by this?

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We both know what Refn really wants, so yes.



two of the G.O.A.T.s


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He knows what's up then


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I hope you're not disputing that the vast majority of Americans are monolingual.

>I have Swiss heritage myself so I speak Italian and some German.


I'm going to refrain from posting an amerimutt meme but I hope you realize you sound like a literal meme. How Swiss are you anyways? 1/32? lol




I believe you guys are thinking of Elon Musk.



>amerimutt meme

There it is. It's all so tiresome.

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Were Jackson's Hobbit movies worth a shit? Are they even close to LOTR?

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azog, Necromancer, female elf/dwarf racemixing, etc


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Oh, stop it. Now you're just being paranoid.



>a ZOG

not even subtle



The Hobbit (1977) - ★★★

The Lord of the Rings (1978) - ★★★★

The Return of the King (1980) - ★★½

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) - ★★★★½

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) - ★★★★

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) - ★★★★

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) - ★★★

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) - ★★½

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) - ★½

There hasn't been a perfect film adaptation of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings but Jackson's Fellowship and Bakshi's 1978 movie are the best. People still complain about Jackson's Hobbit trilogy being split up into three movies while there was only one book. There was plenty of material in The Hobbit to cover three movies but the problem was shoehorning all that nonsensical new material with Legolas and Tauriel in Jackon's Hobbit. Desolation of Smaug was pretty forgettable and Battle of the Five Armies was dreadful.



absolute shit

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it's done

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Who cares, shes still rich. It was never about feminism, it was always about money. She got rich by destroying video game culture. Good for her.

Video games make kids unproductive, gay and stupid.


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Thats nice but do you like Phil Collins?


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t. boomer


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Cope, kid




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I went to McDonald's and had McChicken for the first time. I took a bite of it and holy fucking shit. Its like every fucking whyte people food meme on the net. the burger literally tasted like fucking nothing and it was full of this nauseating, pretending to be mayo sauce that somehow also smelled of fish. how is this shit even on the menu wtf

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Yeah, but people wouldn't eat it if it tasted bad.


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I bumped this thread because i hate you specifically and i knew it would annoy you.



Why can't real woman look like this

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>1919-2012 RIP

I can't believe this is real, it's almost too perfect


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>died in 2012

>2012 is the year the last true kino came out




name one kino from 2012



The Plane Scene

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Someone remind me when we can start subjugating women again?

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>Divorces always work like this

True. My buddy went thru a divorce last year after 20 years of marriage and three kids and other than the child support payments (she makes almost as much money as him) everything you’ve ever heard about bat-shit crazy ex-wives has happened to him;

He got thrown in jail for three days over a false “domestic violence” claim, forced to wear an electronic tether for six months (which he had to pay $200+ per month for) and further more, he wasn’t even allowed to drive down the highway to and from work as it passed her place of employment, she brain washed the kids so now only one will come over dad’s house, threw out/sold/damaged all kinda stuff of his.

He literally has reams of insane rants from her via text message (including straight-up threats of violence) that the court didn’t give a single shit about, multiple incidents of her violating a PPO against her (which was a huge pain in the ass for him to even get), refused to attend court ordered family psychiatric evaluations, repeated violations of court ordered “no contact” stipulations via phone calls and texts, fraudulently taking out credit cards in his name, having his mailing address changed so she could get and read his mail (including documents from his lawyer), hacking his email accounts, etc.

All of which the court doesn’t give a single shit about because she a woman. Despite her being dragged into court again and again over these and other violations, she’d just cry crocodile tears and apologize and the judge let her off the hook, only for her to go right back to doing the same shit.

Women today planning a divorce spend all kinda time on-line discussing and plotting what to do and how to do to with other already experienced divorced bitches before the first papers are even filed and if the ex-wife is even remotely competent, there is essentially nothing the guy can do about it despite shelling out shit loads of money on lawyers.






Because we live in a matriarchy, and you can't criticise that which controls you.



>/tv/ and movies


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(sigh) ah, for the good old days…

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>they're actively trying to feed into the clown-world "everything is dull as shit but it didnt used to be" meme


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Shrek was less subversion and more a good spirited parody with a flipped perspective.



And then they made three more.



I like to forget about that, but yeah.


The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.



If it was in favor of a clown world wouldn't it be that everything was dull before but is now fabulous?

It's nostalgia baiting millennials, but your logic does not make sense.

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