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 No.2063999[Reply]

http://archive.is/nqozA

Well, well. Looks like Toy Story 4 is about to put babyboomers in their place. Just like Woody, you need to move over and let the new generation take over with their new ideas, coming from a corporation that is coasting on old ideas and making films that are attracting the manbaby audience. I mean, let the new generation repurpose your past IPs into shittier ones because they don't have original ideas of their own.

Also, see how pointless Woody's life is after being given to Bonnie by Andy after a heartfelt parting in 3 is now being relegated to the floor of the closet, and having his sheriff badge removed and pinned on Jessie instead. He could have been passed on for generations to Andy's kids or being a valuable collectable, that could be sold for money to help Andy's family out in a crisis. Don't you want to see his purpose replaced by a living spork that Disney is charging $13 to your kids, when you can make it for much less money?

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 No.2065684

>>2065675

>disablism

fucking lol


 No.2065688

File: f8eff085f50289f⋯.jpg (46.3 KB, 441x379, 441:379, 1423464626773.jpg)

>>2065675

>I’m the Grinch who hated it. Seriously, it’s 2019! What on Earth are Disney doing having a film that has no leads that are black characters.

>Yes, there are black actors, but they are yellow and they are green and they are plush! How can they possibly think that it’s alright now?

>Yeah, maybe in 1995 – which was also wrong then, as well, actually – but now, to be serious, where every single humanoid toy, is white? It’s just shocking!

Is this satire? Because I can't tell anymore.


 No.2065860

>>2065688

I got some bad news for you, Hitler.


 No.2065864

File: 13c978ecf4ff8bf⋯.png (513.07 KB, 725x342, 725:342, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2065164

He used to wear those web things under his arms


 No.2065871

File: 134468cbd19eba8⋯.png (449.58 KB, 2048x1123, 2048:1123, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2063999

That's what Cars 3 was about.

>accepting your retirement




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 No.2065557[Reply]

I don't frequent this board because i have renounced niche forum posting since i left neethood but i would like to say that gahoole is based

 No.2065567

>le board celeb worship

gay


 No.2065591

File: 166a0c17431fe21⋯.jpg (172.88 KB, 590x421, 590:421, gahool.jpg)

gahool is dead


 No.2065606

>>2065557

>t. gahoole


 No.2065845

>>2065557

>since i left neethood

IT'S TREASON THEN


 No.2065867

File: 24d154b7868833d⋯.png (186.26 KB, 1200x600, 2:1, loomis.png)

>>2065591

I won't believe it until I see his corpse.




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 No.2060742[Reply]

Mark Hamill and Chris Evans

Mark Hamill will lawyer up and fight #MEtoo like vic mignogna. But Chris Evans will admit to false rape accusations because is soy licking beta cuck.

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 No.2061315

>>2060832

that chink is still around


 No.2065419

File: 6091cea4749d40e⋯.jpg (320 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, Ben_Bocquelet-IMG_0340.JPG)

You heard it here first. Ben Bocquelet is the next victim.


 No.2065849

>>2060776

Owen Benjamin said he knew one of the big Marvel superhero guys has orgies where he stacks supermodels on top of each other and I guess fucks them up and down like a tower of sluts, but he was hesitant to name who so he wouldn't be sued. It's probably Evans.


 No.2065851

File: e9b70fca8863944⋯.jpg (13.89 KB, 500x332, 125:83, Patton-Oswalt-says-he-rema….jpg)

This aged tub of soy will get what's coming to him.


 No.2065858

Gahoole's my best bet




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 No.2065275[Reply]

Is this Hollywood's next big hit?

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 No.2065840

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 No.2065852

File: 670141ac7defff1⋯.webm (15.9 MB, 854x480, 427:240, スタートライン! (Kizuna AI ver).webm)

>>2065275

>>2065840

Looks cute! Can't wait for it to come out.


 No.2065853

>>2065840

>director says "theme of the film is everybody in the world counts"

>it's about the Biblical Flood where God killed everybody in the world for being worthless degenerates

uhhhhhhhh

NO FAG ZONE


 No.2065855

File: b5714ccddb1fb76⋯.png (143.84 KB, 283x424, 283:424, 351356.png)

>>2065853

>Takes you to explore a pre-flood world

So there will be giants and lots of ritual child sacrifice?


 No.2065857

File: 1c6074ff87c3eff⋯.jpg (43.94 KB, 328x500, 82:125, 518aAodFvHL.jpg)

>>2065853

I'd rather see the animated version of The Deluge by James Morrow, where one of Cain's daughters escapes the flood after getting knocked up by one of Noah's sons.




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 No.2062063[Reply]

Who's the greatest actor of all time and why is It Leonardo Di Caprio?

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 No.2064698

File: 03235e4fe77125a⋯.jpg (71.03 KB, 295x393, 295:393, Jackie Chan.jpg)

Jackie Chan is the best actor of all time. No other actor could do a fraction of what he has done on film.


 No.2064735

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 No.2065438

>>2064661

>head studio exec that literally drives the plot through his aggression and control of all the characters

<b-but he had big hands and danced silly so he was a non-threat

/pol/cels missing the point as always


 No.2065440

>>2062063

Dicaprio can't act for shit, he has zero range and plays the exact same character in every film

go back to >>>/reddit/


 No.2065848

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 No.2065712[Reply]

This is my fav movie of all time

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 No.2065761

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 No.2065785

>>2065761

those poor japanese kids… they look upset when they got "signature" from Ruby


 No.2065792

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Well, this is my favorite movie.


 No.2065820

>>2065785

Being Japanese, you'd think they'd be use to strange shit happening.


 No.2065847

5th Element had way better Mcguffins than all that bullshit infinity stone queerness




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 No.2065789[Reply]

Kinos about being too lazy to shitpost?

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 No.2065816

>>2065789

JESUS IS WHITE


 No.2065823

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 No.2065834

literally anything by (you)


 No.2065837

File: 422a8be0eebcb1a⋯.jpg (47.17 KB, 600x400, 3:2, h93t1yB547Gl.jpg)

>>2065789

(snort) I'm sorry, what did you say…?


 No.2065838

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>>2065823

Balding should be against the geneva convention.




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 No.2064702[Reply]

What was the last true kino movie?

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 No.2065494

File: f4762956ac08129⋯.jpg (401.25 KB, 620x914, 310:457, shadow.jpg)

thank you anon who recommended this in another thread


 No.2065505

Shin Godzilla.


 No.2065565

>>2065034

was this any good


 No.2065728

File: c5511b6f3ccc890⋯.jpg (191.95 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, the-wandering-earth.jpg)

>>2065565

if you don't care about it was made by china

it's fun movie


 No.2065833

>>2065321

Cure herpes




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 No.2059918[Reply]

What did Refn mean by this?

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 No.2063409

>>2063406

We both know what Refn really wants, so yes.


 No.2063411

>>2062925

two of the G.O.A.T.s


 No.2063609

File: f48a40876e96e4a⋯.jpg (121.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, nekomimi asuka.jpg)

>>2063409

He knows what's up then


 No.2065719

File: 766a998875a2daf⋯.jpg (244.36 KB, 1280x787, 1280:787, bloodblack059.jpg)

>>2063375

I hope you're not disputing that the vast majority of Americans are monolingual.

>I have Swiss heritage myself so I speak Italian and some German.

>mfw

I'm going to refrain from posting an amerimutt meme but I hope you realize you sound like a literal meme. How Swiss are you anyways? 1/32? lol

>>2063406

>>2063409

>>2063609

I believe you guys are thinking of Elon Musk.


 No.2065781

>>2065719

>amerimutt meme

There it is. It's all so tiresome.




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 No.2064763[Reply]

Were Jackson's Hobbit movies worth a shit? Are they even close to LOTR?

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 No.2065559

>>2064770

azog, Necromancer, female elf/dwarf racemixing, etc


 No.2065742

File: c9ce419bbf83d5e⋯.jpg (28.93 KB, 620x330, 62:33, google-1-620x330.jpg)

>>2064805

>>2064782

Oh, stop it. Now you're just being paranoid.


 No.2065756

>>2065559

>a ZOG

not even subtle


 No.2065773

>>2064763

The Hobbit (1977) - ★★★

The Lord of the Rings (1978) - ★★★★

The Return of the King (1980) - ★★½

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) - ★★★★½

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) - ★★★★

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) - ★★★★

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) - ★★★

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) - ★★½

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) - ★½

There hasn't been a perfect film adaptation of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings but Jackson's Fellowship and Bakshi's 1978 movie are the best. People still complain about Jackson's Hobbit trilogy being split up into three movies while there was only one book. There was plenty of material in The Hobbit to cover three movies but the problem was shoehorning all that nonsensical new material with Legolas and Tauriel in Jackon's Hobbit. Desolation of Smaug was pretty forgettable and Battle of the Five Armies was dreadful.


 No.2065947

>>2064763

absolute shit




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 No.2064654[Reply]

it's done

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 No.2065737

File: 48b1f3dbf3a9964⋯.png (14.64 KB, 644x800, 161:200, 48b1f3dbf3a9964a1fdb00cb03….png)

Who cares, shes still rich. It was never about feminism, it was always about money. She got rich by destroying video game culture. Good for her.

Video games make kids unproductive, gay and stupid.


 No.2065740

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>>2065618

Thats nice but do you like Phil Collins?


 No.2065744

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>>2065737

t. boomer


 No.2065748

File: 13c0bd07343ef12⋯.jpg (67.27 KB, 633x640, 633:640, 13c0bd07343ef12ac0fc59acce….jpg)

>>2065744

Cope, kid


 No.2065771

>>2064654

NO, MY QUEEN




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 No.2065570[Reply]

I went to McDonald's and had McChicken for the first time. I took a bite of it and holy fucking shit. Its like every fucking whyte people food meme on the net. the burger literally tasted like fucking nothing and it was full of this nauseating, pretending to be mayo sauce that somehow also smelled of fish. how is this shit even on the menu wtf

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 No.2065747

>>2065725

Yeah, but people wouldn't eat it if it tasted bad.


 No.2065750

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 No.2065767

>>2065669

I bumped this thread because i hate you specifically and i knew it would annoy you.


 No.2066147

>>2065636

Why can't real woman look like this




File: b185d67a19fc108⋯.jpg (229.13 KB, 1004x632, 251:158, kino.jpg)

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 No.2065582[Reply]

haistf?

 No.2065593

>Kino

>1919-2012 RIP

I can't believe this is real, it's almost too perfect


 No.2065596

File: 833db27e82716d3⋯.png (141.59 KB, 524x404, 131:101, crashing.png)

>>2065593

>died in 2012

>2012 is the year the last true kino came out

whoah…


 No.2065599

>>2065593

name one kino from 2012


 No.2065753

>>2065599

The Plane Scene




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 No.2064846[Reply]

Someone remind me when we can start subjugating women again?

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 No.2065119

File: 889d77fb9b1be2c⋯.jpg (19.28 KB, 215x320, 43:64, womyn1544841773014.jpg)

>>2065025

>Divorces always work like this

True. My buddy went thru a divorce last year after 20 years of marriage and three kids and other than the child support payments (she makes almost as much money as him) everything you’ve ever heard about bat-shit crazy ex-wives has happened to him;

He got thrown in jail for three days over a false “domestic violence” claim, forced to wear an electronic tether for six months (which he had to pay $200+ per month for) and further more, he wasn’t even allowed to drive down the highway to and from work as it passed her place of employment, she brain washed the kids so now only one will come over dad’s house, threw out/sold/damaged all kinda stuff of his.

He literally has reams of insane rants from her via text message (including straight-up threats of violence) that the court didn’t give a single shit about, multiple incidents of her violating a PPO against her (which was a huge pain in the ass for him to even get), refused to attend court ordered family psychiatric evaluations, repeated violations of court ordered “no contact” stipulations via phone calls and texts, fraudulently taking out credit cards in his name, having his mailing address changed so she could get and read his mail (including documents from his lawyer), hacking his email accounts, etc.

All of which the court doesn’t give a single shit about because she a woman. Despite her being dragged into court again and again over these and other violations, she’d just cry crocodile tears and apologize and the judge let her off the hook, only for her to go right back to doing the same shit.

Women today planning a divorce spend all kinda time on-line discussing and plotting what to do and how to do to with other already experienced divorced bitches before the first papers are even filed and if the ex-wife is even remotely competent, there is essentially nothing the guy can do about it despite shelling out shit loads of money on lawyers.


 No.2065148

>>2064846

Tomorrow.


 No.2065159

>>2065105

Because we live in a matriarchy, and you can't criticise that which controls you.


 No.2065171

>>2064846

>/tv/ and movies


 No.2065752

File: 4c798270146182c⋯.jpg (88.74 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, gaslightcover.0.jpg)

>>2065119

(sigh) ah, for the good old days…




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 No.2063248[Reply]

>they're actively trying to feed into the clown-world "everything is dull as shit but it didnt used to be" meme

Why?

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 No.2065569

>>2065563

Shrek was less subversion and more a good spirited parody with a flipped perspective.


 No.2065571

>>2065569

And then they made three more.


 No.2065573

>>2065571

I like to forget about that, but yeah.


 No.2065665

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


 No.2065736

>>2063248

If it was in favor of a clown world wouldn't it be that everything was dull before but is now fabulous?

It's nostalgia baiting millennials, but your logic does not make sense.




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