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 No.2066131[Reply]

I'm beginning to get worried that we'll never see another film as kino as this.



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 No.2066089

>not "around whites, never wear tights"

kys


 No.2066124

>"Around whites, keep em in your sights"

How fucking hard is it to make 1 ryhme OP?




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 No.2066122[Reply]

Is broadcast radio teevee?



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 No.2065501[Reply]

Come watch Slumber party massacre with anons.

https://cytu.be/r/animeisdegenerate

Starting in 5 minutes!!

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 No.2065707

I prefer kemo shota


 No.2066000

>>2065501

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…


 No.2066100

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>>2065676

Reminder that the sleepsnug channel is way fucking better and you can go fuck yourselves if you disagree


 No.2066115

>>2066100

>sleepsoy


 No.2066120

>>2066100

>Channel does nothing but show the same episodes of the same 4 series over and over

>Only has 5 people in it unless it's halloween

>It's a circle jerk beyond even spicscord

Nah mate. Fucking gay bar in there. I'd rather join imgur.




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 No.2061219[Reply]

Weebs and cuckime btfo

 No.2065680

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>>2061219

shut up with your nonsenes cartoon

here is our superior anime


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 No.2065803

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>>2065680

this tbh


 No.2066116

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skip to 1:22 to skip the PC lecture


 No.2066117

>>2061219

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…




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 No.2065772[Reply]

Just saw this was coming out in like 2 weeks but I had never even heard of it before today. It looks like dogshit but it's from raimi and the hills have eyes guy.

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 No.2065976

>>2065817

It's unbelievable how stupid I find your posts yet absolutely enjoyable.

I really missed you when you weren't posting as much.


 No.2065979

The jumpscare was effective but I'm not a fan of movies who rely on them.


 No.2066067

>>2065811

>>domestic horror movies about paranormal activity and killer crocs invading their suburban homes because white women live in suburban homes

Stephen King has been playing that tune since the 70s


 No.2066071

>Raimi

>producing The Grudge reboot in 2020

why


 No.2066088

>>2066067

That's because he was one of the pioneers of the horror in suburbia meme. Not to mention being one of the very first mainstream libtarded celebrities.




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 No.2064554[Reply]

>could there ever be a sexbot so convincing that an incel would want to fuck it

didn't really activate many of my almonds tbh, he could've just glued a tape recorder to a blow up doll and gotten the same results

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 No.2065580

>>2065534

You've outed yourself as an incel empathizer, the authorities will be along shortly


 No.2065810

>>2065566

Detroit: Become Human also had this problem.


 No.2065891

>>2064574

it's fucking repugnant, and so are dildos.

ban both.


 No.2065955

>>2065891

>ban dildos

200 iq galaxy brain


 No.2066085

>>2065566

The point is that a sociopathic AI with a sexy body and the ability to perfectly imitate any human emotion in order to manipulate men is basically the same thing as a regular woman




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 No.2061601[Reply]

>Not only Taylor Swift a fat dyke

>She now going full Miley Cyrus

oh no no no no no

Imagine ever being a Taylor Swift fan.

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 No.2065233

File: 99a0cf556b109fe⋯.jpg (656.72 KB, 2029x2421, 2029:2421, Taylor.jpg)

remember when taylor used to post on cuckchan when it was good


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 No.2065345

>>2061601

>Imagine ever being a Taylor Swift fan.

People never learn


 No.2065355

>>2061646

Invidio in no way prevents google from tracking you and the piece of shit doesn't work properly, for instance thumbs aren't showing in the catalog.


 No.2066074

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Nothing will ever be the same again. Don't ever trust hollywood or the music industry. It's better to avoid all their shit.




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 No.2063811[Reply]

>bane

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 No.2065762

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>>2064697

>4chan


 No.2065788

File: 05f4d597b0edad0⋯.webm (681.07 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Bean.webm)


 No.2066062

bn?




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 No.2065989[Reply]

Come hang with cool people who watch cool movies: https://cytu.be/r/filmclub

This movie channel doesn't play everything under the sun. You won't have to sit through pablum like Avengers 2 or Batman movies. There are no cartoons, no musicals, no music videos, no TV shows… just movies. Specifically, It's mostly horror movies. Tons of stuff you have never heard of or seen. There are some sci-fi movies, 80s movies, cult movies, and just bizarre off the wall crazy shit like you have never seen, all mixed in to the horror movies. Over 700 movies that play randomly. None of that polling/voteskip shit, that shit doesn't work - because democracy doesn't work. Filmclub isn't here to have broad appeal or as many viewers as possible. It's here as an alternative to all the tired repetitive BS you get from the average stream. 24/7/365 movies most other streams won't play. Even classic XXX. Check it out.

 No.2066001

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Currently playing Beware The Blob, the 70s version.


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 No.2058077[Reply]

Garfield's birthday is coming up.

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 No.2066031

>>2066004

>t.riggered


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>>2066028

*last edit


 No.2066046

>>2066045

One minor suggestion: use all caps for consistency


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 No.2066054

>>2066047

Perfect!




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 No.2058356[Reply]

>XY was considered for (that) role.

>XY was attached to the project at one point.

>X and Y also starred together in (that) movie.

>X and Y were both born on the same day.

Why are things like these included on imdb? What other useless information do you often encounter there or on other trivia/movie sites?

Pic of course unrelated, please ignore it!

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 No.2066015

>>2066007

>implying you wouldn't

No, I wouldn't stick my dick in that ugly old hag.


 No.2066019

>>2066015

Either gay or pedo


 No.2066040

>>2066019

>ME: I don't have your granny fetish, freak.

<YOU: uR a PeDo!

Also the fact that you think there's a difference between gays and pedos shows you're a shitlib.


 No.2066050

>>2066040

Gays are more likely to be pedos but they're different groups of degenerates.

Not a shitlib, sorry to disappoint.

>granny

She just had her first baby months ago. She's fertile.

You have a phobia of mature women, as if age by itself were relevant to appeal. You probably think people who claim Lynda Carter is still more attractive to Gal Gadot are crazy fetishists.

Some women age like fine wines, most don't. Susan Sarandon is around 70 and still hot, Emma Watson isn't even 30 yet and she's ruined already. Megan Fox is 32 and she's an absolute bombshell. Millie Brady is 25 and she's stunning.


 No.2066053

>>2066050

>Susan Sarandon is around 70 and still hot

Nasty granny fetishist.




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 No.2065903[Reply]

I’m trying to figure out a way to give myself amnesia so I can constantly watch GoT every single time as if it’s my first. So far I’ve come up

>Hit myself in the head with a really big bag of frozen cow shit to get a concussion

>Teleport to the future and swap bodies with a granny that has Alzheimer’s

>Smoke so much weed that I forget who I am

Haven’t really decided yet.

 No.2065907

>>2065903

Try going back to Reddit.


 No.2065967

Take a roofie and watch an episode, wake up having no recollection of the episode the night before. Worked in that episode of Arrested Development.


 No.2065974

>>2065967

Worked for Bill Cosby too


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 No.2065937[Reply]

I know it's from microdick Bananaman and friends, but this is honestly the greatest takedown of Lolbertarians I have ever seen.

My favorite is the libertarian redneck who asks how Congress got its power and he didn't.

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File: bdadeb28f731049⋯.webm (15.62 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Be star.webm)

Literally who?


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 No.2065393[Reply]

A better King Crimson ability.

The antagonist can time travel by switching bodies with his older or younger self.

Result:

1. "modern day" self can switch to the past and set up his crime organization very quickly and efficiently with all his future knowledge and skills.

2. younger self is sent to the future to carry out operations without revealing the antagonists identity, and without putting the modern days antagonist self in danger, because he knows his younger self will survive and win because the older antagonist is still alive, and the organization exists.

The antagonist can also switch bodies just a few minutes back, being able to dodge attacks, etc.

Yes, there's some circular time travel tropes, but those are more forgiving, and it's clearer what's going on.

So, how do the heroes defeat the villain? The younger self of the villain has to survive obviously. So the modern day version of the villain has to be destroyed. The modern day villain might hint that his future is in jeopardy because no far future versions of himself have come back, which worries him ad causes him to confront the heroes.

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 No.2065759

>>2065594

That episode didn't make sense. Everybody kept getting temporary amnesia or something?


 No.2065804

>>2065393

what cuckime is that?


 No.2065893

>>2065393

dirty deeds done cheap already does this, only it's alternative universes instead of random points of time

another thing you miss, is that Araki likes to make villains who are about on-par or stronger than the protagonists, he'd never make a character like yours because it's against his themes


 No.2065909

>cuckime


 No.2065930

>>2065804

GAYGAY part 4




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