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Can /tv/ recommend some good CIA kino?

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>ACTUALLY thinking communism is about sharing bread equally!

I was only joking about americans being that retarded but… wow



>communism bad because it's about sharing a piece of bread equally

You're the one that implied it. It doesn't matter if it's about equality or not, you're still stealing other men's property and I will fucking murder you if you try to take my shit, you communist faggot.



Your greed is disgusting. You'll be one of the first against the wall.


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My flight list doesn't have any Pelosi on it.

You don't get to board the plane.




fucking off yourself, impotent leftist

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>Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

How do orcs know what a menu is? Are there orcish restaurants with orc waiters? Orc bars or taverns? This would imply the existence of some sort of orc economy. Is it centrally planned by Sauron or more of a laissez-faire type situation? What do orcs use as currency? Is it backed by anything? What sort of taxation does Mordor have?

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Moreover, the Uruk-hai were said to be part Mannish, so the notion that they could have set up some sort of simple restaraunt system isn't out of the question.



Uruk-Hais had gunpowder (the bomb that opened up walls of Helms Deeps) so its pretty clear that they were more advanced technologically than horsefuckers (Rohan) and Gondor



The gunpowder was appropriated from Saruman, who was obsessed with technology.



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If Saruman didnt went to war he could have had fully industralized Uruks and modernize the army.

Just imagine aarmy full of Uruks with pikes and muskets. If he was more patient he could have had dominated whole of middle earth.

A pity really

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what would be an appropriate kino to watch while eating these delicious snacks?


Poor Little White Boy


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Teen Titans Go To The Movies. That guy made one of the theme songs.

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I just discovered the greatest Anime opening of all time

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ending soon?

6 eps of Das Finale. 1st ep out in 2017-11 in jp theatres. 2nd ep in 2019-06-15.At this rate, ep6 will be out in 2027….


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Shame on you niggaz forgetting about Caligula



Why the fuck is her backpack so huge?



What anime?


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==ITT: Movies that could have been good but were ruined by one thing.

>Johnny Depp

Who thought that it would be a good idea to have Johnny Depp play a demented Indian? The Jack Sparrow shtick made a little bit of sense in pirates because he was always drunk, but Indians can't drink; if they do they die. He ruined the whole movie. On the bright side, it had the best version of the William Tell Overture ever recorded.

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Law abiding Citizen

Jamie Fox demanding of the producer and director that HE had to win at the end RUINED that movie. It was almost the perfect revenge movie.


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Thanks for the spoilers asshole



>Hollyjew showing the White man winning

>Hollyjew showing the White man winning against the government

You really thought that was a possibility?



I love women in armor suits.

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Why did critics hate this movie so much? It's worth a solid 7/10.



the poo hasn't kissed the kike ring


>this trash nucapeshit

>solid 7/10

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Summarize /tv/ with a /tv/ scene

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Anything originating from a youtube channel is not a tv-scene…



YouTube is the new TV, old man.


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Probably this scene. gahoole looks a bit like a young/fat Bobcat



haha, i like this

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Is this what Bane looks like behind the mask?


no, Bane has more head wrinkles

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Does /tv/ have fond memories of video rental stores?

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Suspect had another bigger store they opened on Queen Street. Was doing well but the fire destroyed a lot of stuff there were no back ups of. The main store held on for a few years after that but has been closed for a while now.

Sonic boom mostly exists to sell ironic nick nacks and promote flavor of the month bands with their window displays now.


Of course. I'll always remember when I was store champion of my local blockbuster during the great blockbuster video game championship. I earned free rentals for a couple years right in the middle of the 90s at the height of super nintendo. It was fucking awesome.




the smell was nice, but it's much better now when you can watch any movie you want without having to leave your home


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>the BAD section


Looking at those covers as a kid and fantasising about the movies was so much better than being a little bit older, actually watching them, and realising they were mostly trash.

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Lol dude what if, and hear me out on this one, we make it so that every single one of the soundtracks of our games is a remix of the music that we had in the games we made like 20 years ago. Wouldn't that be really fucking rad lmao?


>cuckeo gaymes


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Yeah, it was! Good job Shiggy you did it again.



Saves time and money while tickling the nostalgia of gamers. Sounds great to me.


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Get brapped on, Mario.


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Can we get a thread going for movies that made you say "What the FUCK did I just watch?"

Pic absolutely related. The writer must be a functional schizophrenic or something because the plot made no sense (and any parts that did make sense were incredibly vague and only left you with questions) and yet they were somehow able to get this movie produced. The only the only thing it had going for it was the slightly amusing (for the wrong reasons) parts littered throughout it.


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This was shit even for a kids movie.


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This was fun and "wtf" at the same time.

Of course, I saw it at age nine, so that might have been a factor.



>from the guy who made Donnie Darko

>starring that guy from American Pie

>and The Rock

<he expects this to be good

The problem is in you.


>a cow that is a male

>something that looks like that

That basically screams "don't watch me".



>the plot made no sense

The first part of the story was literally a comic book, if you hadn't read that you only got the second half of the story. This problem was exacerbated by the story being arbitrary cuckime-tier nonsense.

The "All these things" scene was fun though.

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Margot Robbie faces hundreds of questions every day from media and fans alike – but she's sick of one in particular.

The actress doesn't appreciate being asked about when or if she is going to have children.

In an interview with Radio Times, Robbie spoke about the pressure she receives on the topics of motherhood and children.

(MORE: Margot Robbie on the upcoming Harley Quinn movie: 'It's a girl gang film')

"I got married, and the first question in almost every interview is, 'Babies? When are you having one?' I’m so angry that there’s this social contract,” she told Radio Times.

"You’re married, now have a baby. Don’t presume. I’ll do what I’m going to do," she continued.

“Only women get asked that when they get married,” her "Mary Queen of Scots" co-star, Saoirse Ronan, added. “Men don’t.”

"It made me really angry," she said. "How dare some old guy dictate what I can and can't do when it comes to motherhood or my own body? Unfortunately, it's a conversation we're still having."

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her grandsons started a war that cost the lives of millions of men over their LARP game of Risk.



I'm with her


>Margot Elise Robbie 2 July 1990 (age 28)

>In terms of ovarian reserve, a typical woman has 12% of her reserve at age 30 and has only 3% at age 40.[19] 81% of variation in ovarian reserve is due to age alone,[19] making age the most important factor in female infertility.

why indeed. just focus on your afro-historical dramas



>I will never reproduce because my children would have white skin


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I agree, instead they should ask (((her))) when she's going to kill herself for being such a bitch cunt.


Elizabeth was a virgin, so of course she's the real hero.


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Nobody on internet are like us.

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I want him to put those lips around my testicles.



song name please



>vaporwave shit

never mind just give me the original song these faggots copied



u mad kike and/or niggerkike?







Which means Watson is actually the best. Stone isn't even an Emma, she's an ugly busted cuckchan favorite. sweetie

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Name one thing that isn't you disgusting kike



Bruh, western economic thought at this point is to make as much money as quickly as possible and then distance yourself from any problems your unsustainable usury has caused.


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Confirmed cuck to the eternal hiberian.



I genuinely dont understand why amerimuttards do this. is it that hard for you people to have sex?

>need several alcoholic drinks to have sex

>need sexual talk and excitement for several hours

>if one bad line then ALL sexual enthusiasm is instantly gone for the female

>need a TV running in the background at all times

>need music running continuously



That's not enough, they should go bankrupt and stop making feminist pozzed trash.

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8chan /tv/ proudly presents our end of year awards for 2018 (CY+3)

The ceremony will begin at 9:00 PM CST

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Why did no one tell me Gahoole was in Halloween?



Holy shit


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