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File: 4b1bfe715e9dc17⋯.png (377.8 KB, 732x536, 183:134, hack.png)

 No.2093155[Reply]

Kek this fucking hack

>there will be people who go OMG pulp fiction in space how EPIC

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 No.2094760

Not a fan of Tarantino myself, but tbh I don't think he can make trek any worse than jar jar managed to.


 No.2095570

File: c435295706923a4⋯.jpg (30.19 KB, 700x394, 350:197, pulp-fiction-royale-with-c….jpg)

>>2093155

You know what they call a Big Mac in Qo'noS? A Maj Kahlese.


 No.2095593

>>2093155

The problem is there are no good actors anymore to pull this off. Everybody is an LA family connection hackjob that delivers one line (5 words or less) at a time.

Tarantino literally KILLS scenes when he’s not killing characters, with boisterous dialogue regardless of the situation.

Tarantino will somehow have to make his characters in Star Trek not sound like him, like every other character in his movies.


 No.2095596

Tarantino Trek is never happening. It wouldn't matter anyway. The franchise like all of the rebooted franchises of the past decade is just the corpse of a raped to death hooker. What's one more kike fucking it?


 No.2095600

>>2094760

Well, Jew Jew Abrams might have been bad but he didn't put a nigger dingus entering the ass of a white woman in a closeup with her husband sucking the feet of another nigger in the background. Cuckino is on another level of disgusting.




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 No.2095343[Reply]

>they could have picked the left for James Bond

>instead they picked the right

(ZACH)
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 No.2095577

File: fbf6da6c75253a5⋯.jpg (24.36 KB, 500x374, 250:187, hot-dog-olivia-munn.jpg)

I would watch a female Bond who sucked the dick of all villains and seduced some guy every movie but it shouldn't be called Bond but be its own thing. And it shouldn't star a nigger shemale. But I guess OC isn't on the menu since leftists can't create new things.


 No.2095580

File: d528c1110e32a37⋯.jpg (304.94 KB, 798x1181, 798:1181, 1347668444919.jpg)

>>2095577

They've made that movie so many times already though.


 No.2095583

>>2095577

I love this girl 💛


 No.2095585

>>2095580

>Hot girl gets mission to do X and find out Y

>Finds out Y but gets captured by enemy while trying to do X

>Seduces, fucks and sucks her way out of danger

>Ninja chops ethnic minority into acid bath/explosions/great fall/whatever and steals their boyfriend

No, they don't make movies like that.


 No.2095591

>>2095585

Probably something seedy from the 70's. They gave less of a fuck.




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 No.2090952[Reply]

>only dup btfos

flop

>neon dup

flop

>too btfo to die dup

flop

why is this hack still getting jobs in hollywood?

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 No.2095100

>>2094737

Video games have better writing than a Refn movie so might as well…


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 No.2095173

>>2095114

Kubrick was a hack


 No.2095513

File: 0504cac2e142b29⋯.gif (993.49 KB, 500x371, 500:371, Fargo_incredulous.gif)

>>2091537

>>2094744

>I looked at this thing though a keyhole and it looked like other thing

>I can't enjoy it without recipient for idol worship

>why is every movie not Crank?


 No.2095567

>>2095513

>I looked through the keyhole and saw a void. Staring back at me was a nothingness so engulfing I felt myself become part of it. Every bit that was me became the dark and I floated endlessly through that abyss until I became it.

Nice try Refn, but you'll never claim another soul!




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 No.2095562[Reply]

Kino about Swedecucks brining moslems into their lands?



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 No.2094989[Reply]

>jewish media brainwashes white women to fuck niggers

>works perfectly

>jewish media brainwashes white women to be camwhores

>works perfectly

>jewish media brainwashes white women to be bicurious

>works perfectly

>jewish media brainwashes white women to abort their children

>works perfectly

>jewish media brainwashes white women to do anal with strangers on tinder

>works perfectly

>jewish media brainwashes white women to date autistic nerds

<tfw no gf

Wait, how come that last one didn't work? How come I don't have a hot blonde gf with huge tits, didn't they normalize that?

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 No.2095483

>>2094989

The character had a PhD and a job, he wasn't a basement dwelling NEET like you. Big difference.


 No.2095508

>>2095419

If jews are dumb then how come they control the world?


 No.2095509

>>2095508

corruption.


 No.2095511

The difference is a laugh track accompanies the nerds on tv. Laugh tracks don't follow nerd irl.


 No.2095512

>>2095509

Other races are corrupt but control jack shit.




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 No.2094258[Reply]

I enjoy Japanese movies depicting high school life as one full of anxiety for the future, existential dread and protagonists who just go with the flow and don't have any goals in life.

I'd like to talk to anyone who also enjoys these films.

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 No.2095269

>>2095268

Wrong way around whoops


 No.2095319

>>2094325

Literally Ghost World which was one of the films from last weeks film club.


 No.2095324

What's with millennials obsession with anxiety?


 No.2095409

File: 140fbae58d68c59⋯.gif (884.47 KB, 500x376, 125:94, neverknowsbest.gif)

>>2094258

Kind of makes me think of FLCL, Mamimi in particular. As a kid, I didn't really care for her character, but now that I'm older I can appreciate her a lot more. She ended up becoming a photographer which is a pretty cool ending for her arc


 No.2095449

>>2095409

>She ended up becoming a photographer

That's not how you spell S-L-U-T

She ended up a slut. As all females do.




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 No.2092057[Reply]

>Unironically being Zach

lmao at the cringe

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 No.2094902

i hate zach

i'm a zach alog


 No.2094904

>>2094327

Hey Zach


 No.2095256

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 No.2095258

>>2092732

>>>/leftypol/

Go back to your containment board you Commie faggot.


 No.2095295

File: 6d0470651d4ef52⋯.jpg (59.09 KB, 600x732, 50:61, 888f2593c5a69d2061c4e26e1c….jpg)

>>2094902

all alogs get the rope




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 No.2093316[Reply]

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 No.2095212

File: 264b452d0fc8e94⋯.jpg (16.78 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1413984685038.jpg)

>>2095034

Imagine being this much of a pleb.


 No.2095248

File: 4004bd392aead26⋯.jpg (65.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>2095212

don't you have a phone?


 No.2095264

>>2093316

They are just expanding in india with low price, subsidized by US price increase.

Then eventually when they get enough monopoly outside, they will price dump again against disney and other companies.


 No.2095278

>>2095264

Explained like this, it sound like a ponzi scheme.


 No.2095281

>>2093392

oh wow its almost like Netflix isnt concerned with making its money back. Almost like Netflix and other streaming platforms are designed first and foremost to shape popular opinion




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 No.2094695[Reply]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/rambling-reporter/jeffrey-epstein-documentary-scrapped-distasteful-hollywood-1225029

JULY 19, 2019

Jeffrey Epstein Documentary Scrapped: Too "Distasteful" for Hollywood

A long-in-the-works doc about the billionaire sex offender has been nixed, though Netflix is continuing to work on a docuseries that was in production before the latest headlines.

Is it possible Jeffrey Epstein's alleged crimes are so despicable, not even Hollywood will cash in on them? A long-in-the-works doc about the billionaire sex offender has been nixed because its filmmaker decided the material is just too gross.

“I began developing the story in 2017 and shopping it around to the various networks. There was very little interest in the subject matter given the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was at that time an unknown player with very little awareness," says Barry Avrich, 56, whose films include Unauthorized: The Harvey Weinstein Project and Filthy Gorgeous: The Bob Guccione Story. His latest — Prosecuting Evil about the life of the last Nuremberg Trial prosecutor — is now streaming on Netflix. "As I began to dig further into the story, the subject matter became more distasteful to me and I honestly felt there wasn’t much of an audience who would be interested in this film. I have since decided to terminate any involvement in this project."

Netflix, however, will test that theory; the streamer is producing a four-part docuseries (from Radical Media) that was in production before the latest headlines, based on the 2016 book Filthy Rich: The Billionaire's Sex Scandal — The Shocking True Story of Jeffrey Epstein co-written by James Patterson (who is executive producing), John Connolly and Tim Malloy. "They're well along," says Connolly of the project.

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 No.2095058

It's not distasteful, it's that so many hollywood execs would be outed as child rapists that they could never let it go forward


 No.2095067

File: c1b4e9efc2a9e8d⋯.jpg (55.92 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 871eb6d92fef3ec52167dedf37….jpg)

you think he liked anime?


 No.2095071

>>2094695

like jews do anything in good taste

>>2095058

this


 No.2095093

>Make your own movies.

>Except the ones that I don't like or approve of.

If you're going to stop making things about horrible things that happen in history, and smoking, when are you going to stop representing Hitler in movies? You're glorifying his accomplishments like how cigs teaches people to take up smoking.


 No.2095267

File: a25ba9021ac078a⋯.jpg (624.53 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, Holocaust-Movies-FB-1.jpg)

>>2094695

>Too "Distasteful" for Hollywood

Meanwhile….

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Holocaust_films




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 No.2092723[Reply]

I saw this review of LOTR on RateYourMusic earlier. It's kind of tldr, but whatever. Anyway, what newer mainstream movies (lets just say since 2000) have caused the most pointless butthurt? Could be with liberals, conservatives, gays, straights, blacks, the working class, etc. Anything is welcome.

Full review is at: https://rateyourmusic.com/film/the_lord_of_the_rings__the_fellowship_of_the_ring/ I was going to edit out parts so it would be a quicker read but it's I thought it was all worth an embarrassing read.

The Lord Of The Rednecks - A study of racial fear and biblical myth

>The Lord Of The Rings was written by Tolkien as a fantasy study of good versus evil which reflected his devout roman catholic beliefs. An inherent part of the Christian doctrine is fear of the other, or in this case the Black man. Fans and critics of Tolkien's works have observed several ambiguously Racist and race-based elements. As early as the first published edition of the Lord of the Rings this topic was discussed, including by author C.S. Lewis who wrote that people who like a clear demarcation of good and evil "imagine they have seen a rigid demarcation between black and white people."

>So who took up the mantle to direct the film series but New Zealander Peter Jackson who comes from a nation of conflicting religious beliefs. The christian settlers in New Zealand were confronted with the warrior Māori tribes and to this day the national culture is one of Polytheism/pagan traditions versus western/christian beliefs. Sure enough Jackson has transposed this history of his country to the film series. The evil and supernatural Orks resemble a tribe of fierce Māoris. To reinforce this Māori actors have been used, the most prominent being Lawrence Makoare. Makoare is an actor probably best known for his roles in The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit film trilogies. In The Fellowship of the Ring he portrays the Uruk-hai leader Lurtz. And in The Return of the King he portrayed the Witch-king of Angmar as well as Gothmog, the Orc commander. In TPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2095162

>>2095159

I can't fathom the existence of adult people that are this retarded. The sheer stupidity of it is worse on the mind than the worst cosmic horror.


 No.2095169

>>2095132

Yule stuff doesn't really do harm to the faith as voodoo magic does. Yule stuff was integrated mainly because it closely lined up with feast days and adding some of the Yule celebrations was a good idea for converting pagans. Anyway it's not like animal sacrifice to pagan idols goes on anymore in the Christian tradition. The Yule stuff is just symbolic and kept because it goes back over a millennia


 No.2095180

>>2095177

Two Towers is a massive boredom.


 No.2095221

>>2095107

>I think the only characters they'll keep white will be Saruman and Arwen and maybe Elrond

Probably all of the women (and their parents if they're shown, like the case with Elrond) will be white.


 No.2095233

File: 520c465419d5690⋯.png (3.44 MB, 1231x1598, 1231:1598, KyloRenVFcover-TROS.png)

>>2095162

They can't allow the evil nazi white supremacist empire to have cool armor otherwise people might like them, and liking nazis is a literal crime. That's the mistake they made with Darth Vader and why the new trilogy gave us Darth Incel




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 No.2094932[Reply]

>If you build it, they will come.

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 No.2095013

File: 9baab6f1fdc4094⋯.jpg (210.39 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, the kind ya like.jpg)

>If you bake it, she will come.


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 No.2095033

File: 926638e505335b4⋯.jpg (20.21 KB, 320x303, 320:303, Fish.jpg)

>if you don't wash it, he will come


 No.2095130

>>2094932

>If you show them, I will cum

Field of Creams


 No.2095205

>>2094942

>>2094960

>btfo'ing baste hapadup after he btfo'd dup

VOLDUP WHY?




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 No.2095141[Reply]

>Hey Nic, i catfished some guy on a imageboard using stock photos of Emily Stone. Can you believe it?

 No.2095195

>Stone and Refn are the same person

>Refn was photographed making out with Goose

>when Goose has to play romantic interest of a woman in a non-Refn movie, Refn gets himself cast in a drag

>the Stone gang is actually Refn, Goose and probably also Refn's tranny wife

it all finally makes sense


 No.2095197

>>2095195

>>2095141

hey board hapa


 No.2095202

This was reported for meta and I was going to anchor or delete it but I felt like being a bad sport. I didn't dismiss the report so if another vol or Gahoole consider this deserves mod action they can take care of it. The pics in the catfishing were of Bailey.

>>2095195

Deepest lore.




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 No.2087485[Reply]

>The reclusive filmmaker's experimental techniques were in full force while filming his latest project, now titled Knight of Cups. Actor Christian Bale weighed in on the unusual methods of filming that the critically acclaimed director employed.

>"Start of the day, I'd sometimes be given just two pages of dialogue. I call it dialogue now, but it had barely any lines for me. It was just filled with all these philosophical excerpts - Heidegger, Kierkegaard - all that good stuff. And then there'd be notes in Terry's handwriting - "Feel the Joy", Joy with a capital J, and "Cosmic rapture in the moment!". And then when I'd be in the middle of a 10 minute take, improvising all of my lines, I'd look up and see Terry shooting the squirrels. And they'd scurry all over his feet, into his hands, up his legs, all over him. Once a couple of sparrows landed on his hat and I said to him, "Terry, there are birds on your head!" and he replied, "I know, isn't it just a wonderful day?""

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 No.2087891

>>2087507

>Can't appreciate the pure kino that surrounds Malick

Shoo shoo, brainlet.


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 No.2095188

File: 93975d02aef640c⋯.mp4 (4.31 MB, 1280x688, 80:43, badlands.mp4)

Terry is kino.


 No.2095190

File: ba66e6ec034faab⋯.mp4 (15.6 MB, 1280x688, 80:43, badlands.mp4)


 No.2095198

he's best suited for nature documentaries




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 No.2093932

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>>2088668

only good post ITT


 No.2093969

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 No.2094271

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cgi shit


 No.2095082

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Bump


 No.2095126

>>2093932

kill yourself pedo




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 No.2094645[Reply]

CUCKS RISE UP

Dup forever btfo

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 No.2094948

>>2094945

He also blows entire welfare checks on placebo internet fathers like Jordan Peterstein.


 No.2094958

>>2094945

that looks nothing like herpes, stop badmouthing queen Belle just to get at Zach


 No.2094963

>>2094958

Hey Zach.


 No.2094965

>>2094963

hey zach


 No.2095117

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