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when more than 90% of the population is obviously underage or just slightly above the threshold? do you even realize that you're trying to have a discourse about life with people who never had to deal with anything more complicated than math homework? A

re there actually any people here over 20 who enjoy staying here because you can relate to what is being said here and other wizards and not because it's just habit for you and you feel like you have nowhere else to go?

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>Why is that one faggot who doesn't like child porn spammed all over the board not banned

>that one faggot



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lol wat



Nope this is my main place.



He's one in this thread. But I can't bring myself to ban him. I don't know about the other mods, but he's my favorite poster even if he's being cancerous ITT.



Personally, it's my only place

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What's your favorite audio dramas and TV series you can listen to /tv/? Things where the effort goes into the story and dialog not flashy visual effects


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epic score

Anyone got that Moonman song about weebs?




Mostly Superman radio shows on long drives

Only radio plays and silent films can be good. Combining images with sound is what allowed the Jews to take over everything.


I wish Bonazi buddy would come back.


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>Only radio plays and silent films can be good. Combining images with sound is what allowed the Jews to take over everything.

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Thoughts on this brutal and surreal survivalist kino?

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He got an oscar after fighting a bear, no one actually gives a shit about this movie itself though. Seems like it might have some decent cinematography though.


it insists upon itself, unfortunately the cinematography and staging/mise en scene/directing actively takes you out of the movie and makes it seem more fake than the intended effect of making it realistic

also how do you just rip off a bad filmmaker like tarkovsky? aim higher


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Too many movies about dumb fur trappers. We need a kino about the Leather Man.



Dup btfo.


This is the bear rape meme, right?

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Who is also watching?

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Wait. Was that the one where the girl unleashed super powers through interpretive dance?


lol racemixing sjw whore trash



Yup that's the one, though the ending was a letdown but Season 2 is intriguing so far (3 episodes in).


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I'll give it a shot OP. Not right now though, I have tons of stuff on my backlog to catch up on.


Oh and by the way, you left your name on.

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The monkey was called boots?


>michael bay

he isn't a part of the movie


Unironically enjoyed op's vid

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China again at the forefront of live action kino. How will Hollywood answer?

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Hey /leftypol/.



/leftpol/ here, unlike /piggypol/ we don't consider state capitalism to be anything resembling socialism or communism.

>The warehouse building, owned by Ruihai Logistics, a privately held logistics company established in 2011, is recorded in a 2014 government document as being a hazardous chemical storage facility for calcium carbide, sodium nitrate, and potassium nitrate.[11] Safety regulations requiring that public buildings and facilities should be at least 1 kilometre away were not followed, and local inhabitants were unaware of the danger.[9][12] The authorities stated that poor record keeping, damage to the office facilities and "major discrepancies" with customs meant that they were unable to identify the substances stored.[13] State media revealed that Ruihai had only received its authorisation to handle dangerous chemicals less than two months earlier, meaning that it had been operating illegally from October 2014, when its temporary license had expired, to June 2015.[14][15]

Oh look, the largest of these explosions at the port of Tianjin in 2015 was caused by a private capitalist business. Really makes you think, huh?



Hey /leftypol/.


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Don't talk like one of them. You're not. Even if you'd like to be.

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Everyone on this board needs to be ground up into mulch.

Fucking queers.


based thread



Yes, we see you. You have been recognized.



for you.

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>Wanted to wipe out Gypsies from France but keep the hottest one as his fuck toy

Was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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it's your inner white colonizer coming out. no need to fear it. embrace it and bleach the world.



got more pics like this?



>all those comments

>if the races were reversed these guys would be called racist and be doxxed

Really makes you think.



Cucktoons are trash.


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There's something so wholesome and homely about this movie despite the overabundance of lowbrow potty humor. What are some other comedies similar to this movie? I really liked it. Why does Jack and Jill have such low scores on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes?

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Is it true, though? I need to know.


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It's a matter of perspective but yeah bruv. I've known some ugly as fuck dudes and dudettes. Some of them are genuinely good people. They don't let their looks get in the way of shit and are happy and well adjusted. That kind of mindset attracts like and people naturally gravitate to the those who are able to just be themselves without any hang up or preconception of what their life needs to be.

Conversely I have seen people so obsessed about what they think the world owes them that they can't understand why others naturally shy away. So they fixate on some physical flaw, real or imagined, and blame everything on it. Because they are so hung up on their flaw they draw other's attention to it until it become who they are. A good example are those incels on that lookism board.

Thing is if you have to ask you are already the second type and nothing is going to put you at peace with yourself, ugly.






>Thing is if you have to ask you are already the second type and nothing is going to put you at peace with yourself, ugly.

Damn. :-/

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Is it really as bad as they say?

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You might know if you actually cared about television or movies and didn't just come here to spew your regressive politics all over the board.



Don't insult my friends!



I'm actually one of the few people who hates politics here, but I also don't watch idiots on youtube, because I don't need someone else to tell me what's good or not.



>I'm actually one of the few people who hates politics here

Well, in that case, please accept my apology.


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No problemo, Joe!

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What are some jewish kinos?

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He touched me. Right here, in the heart.



he put a silly hat on and touched a wall, vote Hillary 2058



So female circumcision is okay too? Nice.


dup btfo


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21 Sikh warriors fought against 10,000 British invaders. The greatest battle ever fought.

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300 spartcucks BTFO


1 anon fought against 3000 jidf


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Wow, edgy.


Did they shit so hard it scared the british away?



Which is why you inbred freaks fought for it so hard with the help of German mercanaries and still lost :^)

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What will happen once the day arrives?


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Lad, you went to the wrong board. This is televison and movies

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I haven't met anyone who thinks like that yet. Either it's repressed religious people or victims of abuse. I am neither. I am also not asexual. But I see the sexual desire as a nuisance. Funnily enough on the asexual boards I checked out people whined about being asexual and still had sex to please their partners.

What depresses me is that I can't find anyone who thinks alike. On imageboards I am confronted with disgusting sexual images almost everywhere. Can't talk about a tv show without someone mentioning how much they want to fuck some character. Can't even talk about a fucking fantasy game without people sexualizing dragons. A lot of video games have succubi dressed in skimpy clothing that damage the atmosphere of the game but if I point that out I am supposed to be either gay or a succubus. Even here I am not safe when I go to /lounge/ and that fap thread pops up.

When I go away from imageboards and do something else I can't escape it as well. It's in movies, it's in paintings, it's in novels. People talk about it and if you don't want it you are obviously just bitter you can't get it! And since I am not good looking or high status I can't disprove it.

Can anyone relate or offer some advice?

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No, mate. I'm in the same boat, especially in regards to sex with strangers. Have no idea how people can stomach being that intimate with someone you hardly know the name of. It's bizzare to me.


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Sex is revolting tbh, but then I also find human beings in general revolting. They're disgusting on all levels and I want to kill them all.



Same. I don't know they do it.



Including yourself?



I have such a strong sex drive I masturbate daily, and am into some degenerate fetish stuff. I'm bi leaning gay because I think the penis is so fucking beautiful and sexy, meanwhile chicks just have a hole.

But I have no interest in sex with strangers, I would only want sex with someone I'm seeking a relationship with, but I'm awkward and have few friends/acquaintances. Hence, a 22 year old virgin.

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Fix this mess

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Why did tumblrs like this movie so much?


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Simply to torment you.



This is kino and pretty impressive for an amateur, if he is one. Who made this?


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I don't know but after seeing Pingu's version everything else is so-so.



Elsa should walk around with her boobs, belly button, legs, vagina, asscheeks and feet bare

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