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 No.1928275[Reply]

when more than 90% of the population is obviously underage or just slightly above the threshold? do you even realize that you're trying to have a discourse about life with people who never had to deal with anything more complicated than math homework? A

re there actually any people here over 20 who enjoy staying here because you can relate to what is being said here and other wizards and not because it's just habit for you and you feel like you have nowhere else to go?

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 No.1929320

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>>1928753

>Why is that one faggot who doesn't like child porn spammed all over the board not banned

>that one faggot

>one


 No.1929347

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>>1929293

lol wat


 No.1929352

>>1929281

Nope this is my main place.


 No.1929500

>>1929320

He's one in this thread. But I can't bring myself to ban him. I don't know about the other mods, but he's my favorite poster even if he's being cancerous ITT.


 No.1929502

>>1929352

Personally, it's my only place




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 No.1928650[Reply]

What's your favorite audio dramas and TV series you can listen to /tv/? Things where the effort goes into the story and dialog not flashy visual effects

 No.1928674

File: ff851400390f64a⋯.mp4 (6.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Normalfag Song.mp4)

https://www.minds.com/Alt_Rider

https://www.minds.com/Mr_Bond

epic score

Anyone got that Moonman song about weebs?


 No.1928731

O


 No.1929137

Mostly Superman radio shows on long drives

Only radio plays and silent films can be good. Combining images with sound is what allowed the Jews to take over everything.


 No.1929341

I wish Bonazi buddy would come back.


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>>1929137

>Only radio plays and silent films can be good. Combining images with sound is what allowed the Jews to take over everything.




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 No.1928550[Reply]

Thoughts on this brutal and surreal survivalist kino?

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 No.1929192

>>1928550

He got an oscar after fighting a bear, no one actually gives a shit about this movie itself though. Seems like it might have some decent cinematography though.


 No.1929193

it insists upon itself, unfortunately the cinematography and staging/mise en scene/directing actively takes you out of the movie and makes it seem more fake than the intended effect of making it realistic

also how do you just rip off a bad filmmaker like tarkovsky? aim higher


 No.1929212

File: 5f879742a0ddeb6⋯.gif (54.85 KB, 374x510, 11:15, leatherman.gif)

Too many movies about dumb fur trappers. We need a kino about the Leather Man.


 No.1929213

>>1929174

Dup btfo.


 No.1929314

This is the bear rape meme, right?




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 No.1929116[Reply]

Who is also watching?

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 No.1929243

Wait. Was that the one where the girl unleashed super powers through interpretive dance?


 No.1929248

lol racemixing sjw whore trash


 No.1929257

>>1929243

Yup that's the one, though the ending was a letdown but Season 2 is intriguing so far (3 episodes in).


 No.1929268

File: 714282e4ed2f01f⋯.jpg (5.25 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 714282e4ed2f01fb921a73a89e….jpg)

I'll give it a shot OP. Not right now though, I have tons of stuff on my backlog to catch up on.


 No.1929272

Oh and by the way, you left your name on.




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 No.1928942

The monkey was called boots?


 No.1928946

>michael bay

he isn't a part of the movie


 No.1929197

Unironically enjoyed op's vid




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 No.1928911[Reply]

China again at the forefront of live action kino. How will Hollywood answer?

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 No.1929160

>>1929144

Hey /leftypol/.


 No.1929166

>>1929160

/leftpol/ here, unlike /piggypol/ we don't consider state capitalism to be anything resembling socialism or communism.

>The warehouse building, owned by Ruihai Logistics, a privately held logistics company established in 2011, is recorded in a 2014 government document as being a hazardous chemical storage facility for calcium carbide, sodium nitrate, and potassium nitrate.[11] Safety regulations requiring that public buildings and facilities should be at least 1 kilometre away were not followed, and local inhabitants were unaware of the danger.[9][12] The authorities stated that poor record keeping, damage to the office facilities and "major discrepancies" with customs meant that they were unable to identify the substances stored.[13] State media revealed that Ruihai had only received its authorisation to handle dangerous chemicals less than two months earlier, meaning that it had been operating illegally from October 2014, when its temporary license had expired, to June 2015.[14][15]

Oh look, the largest of these explosions at the port of Tianjin in 2015 was caused by a private capitalist business. Really makes you think, huh?


 No.1929167

>>1929166

Hey /leftypol/.


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File: 2eedb63903359c7⋯.webm (1.66 MB, 640x480, 4:3, indian space program.webm)


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File: 1d0881b1ad9db2b⋯.webm (9.57 MB, 854x480, 427:240, China The Making Of 'Gutt….webm)




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 No.1925899[Reply]

Don't talk like one of them. You're not. Even if you'd like to be.

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 No.1928726

>>1928589

GAMERS RISE UP


 No.1928729

Everyone on this board needs to be ground up into mulch.

Fucking queers.


 No.1929146

based thread


 No.1929149

>>1928729

Yes, we see you. You have been recognized.


 No.1929163

>>1928606

for you.




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 No.1927038[Reply]

>Wanted to wipe out Gypsies from France but keep the hottest one as his fuck toy

Was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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 No.1927838

>>1927152

it's your inner white colonizer coming out. no need to fear it. embrace it and bleach the world.


 No.1927841

>>1927826

got more pics like this?


 No.1927950

>>1927826

>all those comments

>if the races were reversed these guys would be called racist and be doxxed

Really makes you think.


 No.1927971

>>1927038

Cucktoons are trash.


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 No.1924484[Reply]

There's something so wholesome and homely about this movie despite the overabundance of lowbrow potty humor. What are some other comedies similar to this movie? I really liked it. Why does Jack and Jill have such low scores on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes?

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 No.1928863

>>1926834

Is it true, though? I need to know.


 No.1929122

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>>1928863

It's a matter of perspective but yeah bruv. I've known some ugly as fuck dudes and dudettes. Some of them are genuinely good people. They don't let their looks get in the way of shit and are happy and well adjusted. That kind of mindset attracts like and people naturally gravitate to the those who are able to just be themselves without any hang up or preconception of what their life needs to be.

Conversely I have seen people so obsessed about what they think the world owes them that they can't understand why others naturally shy away. So they fixate on some physical flaw, real or imagined, and blame everything on it. Because they are so hung up on their flaw they draw other's attention to it until it become who they are. A good example are those incels on that lookism board.

Thing is if you have to ask you are already the second type and nothing is going to put you at peace with yourself, ugly.


 No.1929125

>>1924484

I HATE JEWS


 No.1929139

>>1929122

>Thing is if you have to ask you are already the second type and nothing is going to put you at peace with yourself, ugly.

Damn. :-/




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 No.1928856[Reply]

Is it really as bad as they say?

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 No.1928975

>>1928885

You might know if you actually cared about television or movies and didn't just come here to spew your regressive politics all over the board.


 No.1929000

>>1928971

Don't insult my friends!


 No.1929075

>>1928975

I'm actually one of the few people who hates politics here, but I also don't watch idiots on youtube, because I don't need someone else to tell me what's good or not.


 No.1929093

>>1929075

>I'm actually one of the few people who hates politics here

Well, in that case, please accept my apology.


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>>1929000

>>1929093

No problemo, Joe!




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 No.1928657[Reply]

What are some jewish kinos?

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>>1928985

He touched me. Right here, in the heart.


 No.1928995

>>1928988

he put a silly hat on and touched a wall, vote Hillary 2058


 No.1929017

>>1928657

So female circumcision is okay too? Nice.


 No.1929076

dup btfo


 No.1929082

File: 8141afab3ca91a4⋯.jpg (17.48 KB, 300x260, 15:13, Hollywood.jpg)




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 No.1927961[Reply]

21 Sikh warriors fought against 10,000 British invaders. The greatest battle ever fought.

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 No.1928711

File: 45b361a145b5c72⋯.png (362.2 KB, 570x377, 570:377, ClipboardImage.png)

300 spartcucks BTFO


 No.1928744

1 anon fought against 3000 jidf


 No.1928829

File: 55ff11ce39a6569⋯.jpg (16.66 KB, 480x209, 480:209, sartre4.jpg)

>>1928711

Wow, edgy.


 No.1928858

Did they shit so hard it scared the british away?


 No.1929063

>>1928404

Which is why you inbred freaks fought for it so hard with the help of German mercanaries and still lost :^)




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 No.1929051[Reply]

What will happen once the day arrives?

 No.1929054

File: b5ee4ab4ae329ae⋯.jpg (50.26 KB, 931x524, 931:524, 123342563423.jpg)

Lad, you went to the wrong board. This is televison and movies




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 No.1928271[Reply]

I haven't met anyone who thinks like that yet. Either it's repressed religious people or victims of abuse. I am neither. I am also not asexual. But I see the sexual desire as a nuisance. Funnily enough on the asexual boards I checked out people whined about being asexual and still had sex to please their partners.

What depresses me is that I can't find anyone who thinks alike. On imageboards I am confronted with disgusting sexual images almost everywhere. Can't talk about a tv show without someone mentioning how much they want to fuck some character. Can't even talk about a fucking fantasy game without people sexualizing dragons. A lot of video games have succubi dressed in skimpy clothing that damage the atmosphere of the game but if I point that out I am supposed to be either gay or a succubus. Even here I am not safe when I go to /lounge/ and that fap thread pops up.

When I go away from imageboards and do something else I can't escape it as well. It's in movies, it's in paintings, it's in novels. People talk about it and if you don't want it you are obviously just bitter you can't get it! And since I am not good looking or high status I can't disprove it.

Can anyone relate or offer some advice?

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 No.1929019

>>1928271

No, mate. I'm in the same boat, especially in regards to sex with strangers. Have no idea how people can stomach being that intimate with someone you hardly know the name of. It's bizzare to me.


 No.1929026

File: 66a99d7009f5d08⋯.jpg (492.55 KB, 600x848, 75:106, kosmos_feels.jpg)

Sex is revolting tbh, but then I also find human beings in general revolting. They're disgusting on all levels and I want to kill them all.


 No.1929027

>>1929019

Same. I don't know they do it.


 No.1929028

>>1929026

Including yourself?


 No.1929040

>>1929019

I have such a strong sex drive I masturbate daily, and am into some degenerate fetish stuff. I'm bi leaning gay because I think the penis is so fucking beautiful and sexy, meanwhile chicks just have a hole.

But I have no interest in sex with strangers, I would only want sex with someone I'm seeking a relationship with, but I'm awkward and have few friends/acquaintances. Hence, a 22 year old virgin.




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 No.1920234[Reply]

Fix this mess

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 No.1927241

File: 8d318cfc900fceb⋯.jpg (79.9 KB, 553x720, 553:720, 57ba7c587c3156330dc074df8b….jpg)

Why did tumblrs like this movie so much?


 No.1927829

File: 80519d45ec1ec15⋯.jpg (31.3 KB, 338x500, 169:250, 5d87ec509ebca6686af323b235….jpg)

>>1926239

Simply to torment you.


 No.1927991

>>1924298

This is kino and pretty impressive for an amateur, if he is one. Who made this?


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File: 3b1ce45a4e3c2df⋯.png (34.5 KB, 617x294, 617:294, p.png)

>>1927991

I don't know but after seeing Pingu's version everything else is so-so.


 No.1929012

>>1920254

Elsa should walk around with her boobs, belly button, legs, vagina, asscheeks and feet bare




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