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 No.1812714[Reply]

Ready fot kino Wick 3?

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 No.1813402

The Raid movies were better than cuck wick.


 No.1813419

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>>1813050

Back in the day, the hollykikes suck at action now.


 No.1813478

>>1812714

Is he back?


 No.1813480

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Superior 2010s action kino coming through.


 No.1813576

File: 091973e8f84f1fc⋯.jpg (37.32 KB, 957x749, 957:749, DtTXpTFXoAAkeT5.jpg)

looks like it's going for blade runner 2049 LOOK AT THE COLORS LMAO style of cinematography.

>women

>faggy looking bald guy

I'll still watch it in theaters tbh




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 No.1811333[Reply]

>Octavia Spencer & Bryce Dallas Howard Star in Comedy ‘Fairy Tale Ending’ - Seth MacFarlane to Produce

https://variety.com/2019/film/news/octavia-spencer-bryce-dallas-howard-fairy-tale-ending-1203110019/

http://archive.fo/Xnfgi

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 No.1813490

>>1811333

If Seth has Bryce farting in jeans, I'll watch it on countless TV screens


 No.1813491

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>>1813488

that's a game we like to play. she's super into it. sexually


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>>1813488

I'm sorry dude didn't you get the memo? We're trading her around a bit. She's wild and loose like that. She said you can still be her shoulder to cry on though but we've got the physical stuff handled.


 No.1813549

>>1813542

boy howdy do we ever.




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 No.1813377[Reply]

What are you doing right now /tv?

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 No.1813475

>>1813474

That's actually a really good question.


 No.1813481

>>1813474

He wants to fuck living raptors.


 No.1813505

File: 04d73dfec757ed6⋯.jpg (120.64 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 396d4a7dfe72c500b827d8b464….jpg)

Fapping


 No.1813518

Snorting some of my adhd medication, I get super high for about an hour and then go into a crash.

Feels weird, but the positive thing is that I forget to smoke under the influence, but being excited for only an hour feels like a bad deal imo, but for some reason I've replaced the smoking session with a snorting session.

But man is the high worth it, gonna be hard to say to my doctor that I've used over a 100 tabs in about a month.


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 No.1811774[Reply]

Internal documents from Google leaked to Breitbart prove an organized effort by YouTube to manipulate search results, bury right-wing videos, raise left-wing videos, and to otherwise do things that /pol/ has known for years. What make this interesting NOW is that it is directly contrary to the SWORN testimony of Google's CEO; which means he's now open to perjury charges should prosecutors decide to follow it. The list of items on the "black list" include a lot of topics discussed in /pol/; and the documents also show an affirmative attempt to help democratic candidates in the 2016 and 2018 elections:

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2019/01/16/google-youtube-search-blacklist-smoking-gun/

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 No.1813268

>>1813219

Yeah, until it's on CNN this isn't a thing, sorry incels.


 No.1813272

>>1813219

No news is credible. You have no way of knowing that the world outsde of your home is real either.


 No.1813295

>>1811774

>internal docs are proof

Simple observation was proof.


 No.1813300

>>1813295

Docs give it more weight, even if it's obvious to anyone. It's kind of like finding sandnigger cum inside the head of a beheaded white woman just confirms what you already know.


 No.1813522

>>1813014

Needs a cameo by the Truthseeker grey hare in the sequel collage.




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 No.1813332[Reply]

How deep are you?

And are there any kinos about these?

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 No.1813586

>>1813498

>Sandniggers

>not just as evil as the kikes


 No.1813591

File: 4558051b7db053e⋯.jpg (1.63 MB, 1580x2537, 1580:2537, icebergs - fetishes II.jpg)

What about in this chart, /tv/?


 No.1813750

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>>1813332

>simpsons is real radiation footage

For whatever reason, I don't find this funny, it actually creeps me out.


 No.1813760

>>1813591

am creep


 No.1814271

>>1813591

>floor tiles

I remember that thread from eons ago, still gives me a chuckle from time to time but I do not have the screencap anymore




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 No.1812502[Reply]

gahoole was wrong ravenfag is worse than zach http://poal.me/ign855

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 No.1813083

>>1812763

Dup Private Networks btfo


 No.1813088

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>>1813080

>being this fragile

Ravenfag's posts are actually worth reading


 No.1813105

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>>1813088

Dubs confirm! Thank you!


 No.1813468

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>>1813088

>this is what he actually believes


 No.1813483

HEY HEY - HO HO

MAISIEFAG HAS GOT TO GO




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 No.1811192[Reply]

Does /tv/ have fond memories of video rental stores?

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 No.1811921

>>1811905

harsh. the local nip store had a copy of earthbound and only one person rented it. and never gave it back. they sold their stock and closed up years ago. never getting that earthbound back.

no it wasn't me. i was a sega kid but always wanted to rent it but it never came back…


 No.1811939

Short answer: yes.


 No.1813411

File: 4de2dbd1ee1d335⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1500x1200, 5:4, 4de2dbd1ee1d33599439ea534f….jpg)

did anyone save the justin silverman pedo cinemassacre thread images that had his deleted posts and videos? I was going to save that but then the waifufags and spammers bumped that off the catalog.


 No.1813440

Yeah, but of mom and pop one's. Not Blockbuster, where's all this nostalgia coming from? Is it some kind of viral marketing campaign? I remember the handful of times I rented from Blockbuster and got absolutely reck't by their late fees. And they used to be stingy as hell about how long you get the video. They wanted that shit back in 24 hours, and if you were a minute late BAM 5 dollar late fee.


 No.1813465

>>1811743

>>1811747

Suspect had another bigger store they opened on Queen Street. Was doing well but the fire destroyed a lot of stuff there were no back ups of. The main store held on for a few years after that but has been closed for a while now.

Sonic boom mostly exists to sell ironic nick nacks and promote flavor of the month bands with their window displays now.




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 No.1813208[Reply]

What are some kinos about shamans btfoing satanic Jews?

 No.1813450

i tried


 No.1813463

>>1813208

lol she gave 'em the bunk




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 No.1813195[Reply]

end the faggotry

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 No.1813294

>>1813282

t. seething jennyfag


 No.1813297

>>1813294

>you have to be one waifufag to hate another waifufag


 No.1813299

>>1813297

unironically yes


 No.1813348

>>1813288

people with.. ahem… a lil more meat on their bones… require more venting of body heat. very much so when it comes to their "undercarraige"

that's the smell you experience around them


 No.1813424

>>1813292

t. Margcuck




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 No.1812093[Reply]

Will this performance ever be topped?

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 No.1812810

>>1812787

It's just some autist who forgot to take his pills.


 No.1813058

Cesar Romero: The Clown

Jack Nicholson: The Mobster

Mark Hamill: The Comedian

Heath Ledger: The Anarchist

Jared Leto: The Psychopath

Mike Matei: THE JOKER


 No.1813336

>>1812433

Does he have pizza cutter hands in this image?


 No.1813343

>>1812093

Ronald McDonald's looking rough.


 No.1813393

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 No.1811150[Reply]

Who would say, wrestles are realy good at making horror flics.

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 No.1812641

See No Evil was pretty cool


 No.1812766

>>1811150

>wrestles

what?


 No.1812795

>>1812766

After googling I learned Brodus Clay is in it and that it was produced by WWE Studios.


 No.1813352

>>1812766

it was produced by WWE Studios.


 No.1813354

>>1812795

FUNKY'S ON A ROLL




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 No.1813135[Reply]

>start watching it

>is bretty gud

>a genius gary sue nigger that's gonna change the face of medicine and show all them white raysists is introduced

>sigh

>keep watching

>a white woman is cucking her husband with a genius nigger now

>dropped

Why is this always happening in cy

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 No.1813252

>Watching TV soys.

But why?


 No.1813275

>>1813241

The dumbest part for me was how only the educated high status characters have gay romances. The pirates, slavers, and savage tribesmen who have nothing to lose don't bugger eachother though. Makes total sense.


 No.1813291

>>1813135

They run it on HBO. What the fuck did you expect?


 No.1813296

File: f3fbc6ea017de3b⋯.jpg (16.43 KB, 423x344, 423:344, f7e69e502a8c2fc773ab6002fc….jpg)

This is why I don't watch shows anymore.


 No.1813314

A commie spic recommended this show to me once. That alone was a red flag, then I saw Clive Owen and I knew it's not worth it.




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 No.1812799[Reply]

Anyone else turned off women by the thought of their assholes being dirty?

Natalie Portman was definitely one of them. I was watching Star Wars bloopers when I heard a fart in the background and it was definitely her. Ever since then I've been thinking about just how smelly their bottoms would be. Those that we practically worship.

It's plagued my mind, to where I worry that every actress I see on each movie would have a dirty bum, and I'd be turned off from them hence. I make sure that anal hygiene is maintained regularly and it is very important to me. After every poo when possible I make certain to go into the shower and use my detachable shower head to thoroughly douche myself. It's best if you push just a little bit so part of the anus comes out to give it a thorough cleaning.

Does Natalie Portman do the same? Does Emma Watson? Are their bums brown or pink? Pink is the best, there you're certain there's no taint. It's really been an issue for me and I'm starting to enjoy traps more because I know their assholes will be cleaned to satisfaction. Fecal matter is bacteria, bacteria is disease.

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 No.1812916

>>1812910

>becomes dangerous when the amoeba invades your intestinal lining and causes a bloody diarrhoea, or when it enters the bloodstream, where it, among other things, causes liver abscesses. All in all amebiasis takes some 70 000 lives a year, worldwide.


 No.1812917

>>1812908

>>1812910

>>1812916

Faggots deserve the death.


 No.1812927

>>1812917

with aids, parasites and other diseases - they are trying their best to suicide in any way possible


 No.1812978

>>1812799

on the contrary, I think girls butts smell divine, and the fragrances they produce from that most sensuous region is like a bouquet of aromatic roses and passion fruits. if thy lady Emma were to release some of her exquisite perfume in my direction i would be enraptured in it. almost floating.


 No.1813270

braphogs btfo




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 No.1811239[Reply]

Thoughts on Dogtooth? I've been thinking about watching it.

 No.1811289

File: b24c4f47bfeedfe⋯.jpg (260.3 KB, 1600x1070, 160:107, 888a3-dogtooth.jpg)

Great film, Lanthimos is one of the most interesting directors out there. The themes of miscommunication are very prescient for 2009 considering "fake news" / misinformation wasn't a hot topic until 2016. It's definitely one of his best if not the best.


 No.1813206

>>1811289

He is a fucking hack who ripped off El castillo de la pureza from 1973

Greek cinema is trash with the exception of a few arthouse masterpieces


 No.1813227

>>1813206

I've liked everything i've seen from him apart from The Killing of a Sacred Deer which was absolute abysmal dogshit


 No.1813254

>>1813231

It was grating pretentious miserable trash.


 No.1813260

>>1813254

that's his whole catalogue




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 No.1813095[Reply]

>Someone makes a wigger hate thread on ((/pol/))

>((Mods)) anchor the thread

Really makes you think

https://8ch.net/pol/res/12687695.html

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 No.1813157

>>1813095

>They should be as hatred as coalburners.

no


 No.1813158

>>1813155

TRUE ARYANS HITLER WOULD BE PROUD!


 No.1813160

>>1813155

That movie was so fucking terrible.

Sage for talking about movies.


 No.1813185

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>>1813155

Respekkkk


 No.1813459

>>1813157

>people who act like niggers shouldn't be treated as such

Cuck




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