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It's like suicide squad only even worse

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Comics can be fun. You just shouldn't be a lore sperg and take them too seriously.



He's too iconic to be replaced by a nigger or a women like Marvel is doing with their heroes.




No, its because Superman is Jewish.



they will recast him as a nigger in a heartbeat

they fucking made nigger Achilles



thats even worse

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>Just-paroled army ranger Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) is headed back to his wife (Monica Potter), but must fly home aboard a prison transport flight dubbed "Jailbird" with some of the worst criminals living. Along with Diamond Dog (Ving Rhames) and Baby-O (Mykelti Williamson), genius serial killer Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom (John Malkovich) unleashes a violent escape plot in mid-flight. Secretly working with U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin (John Cusack), Poe tries to foil Grissom's plan.

>Danny Lupo (Mark Wahlberg), manager of the Sun Gym in 1990s Miami, decides that there is only one way to achieve his version of the American dream: extortion. To achieve his goal, he recruits musclemen Paul (Dwayne Johnson) and Adrian (Anthony Mackie) as accomplices. After several failed attempts, they abduct rich businessman Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) and convince him to sign over all his assets to them. But when Kershaw makes it out alive, authorities are reluctant to believe his story.


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This is the only Emma nendoroid worth a damn


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I don't even THINK so! Hermione is a million times cuter than that ugly earless >cuckime protagonist.


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That looks more like Lindsay Lohan's Hermione though


where was the stream gayhoolio?



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I'm surprised nobody saw this coming when we've had tons of suicidal youtubers before and there were clear signs they were acting up toward the end. Didn't even know of this nigger until that recent freakout. Looked at recent videos on youtube on Etika and it was mostly monetizations on his craziness. I don't think these channels have the moral high ground to care about a youtuber killing himself since they profit off others misfortune.

Here's the video of his apology and a downloaded file of it just in case it gets taken down.

solid files v/nGywzqwjXYVgD


/tv/ - dead nigger storage

go fucking back to cuckchan




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qui c'est le peau merde


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Some nigger

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I have never watched a single episode of this softcore telenovelas. To think you bazingas are into it just for the stale reddit memes.



Try it. The early seasons 1 - 4 were good.




To play devil's advocate, this could be HBO going "look look diversity you guys!!!" in an attempt to curry favor with disgruntled liberals. It might not be an accurate reflection of the show's content.

They'd have to completely ignore GRRM's writings to make this into "white man bad" because the Free Holders and Dragonlords are established as just as ruthless as the ruling class of "white" valyrians.



I do hope both of these make it out.

The diminished budget will make the CGI-heavy soap-opera format look heavily cramped, and the premises couldn't be worse, pure background fodder both of them. The former is features an scenario of mythical levels of privation that should be only survivable with direct divine assistance, of which there won't be any except maybe when the budget allows a few flaming swords to make it seem people can live on eating ice. By-the-book Atlantis at its peak of splendour and decadence, for a good reason, really ever exists to deliver the setting's morals (like Athens is awesome, or pride comes before fall) and provide some (plot) artifacts of a former age. Letting the audience to actually see it, especially with a limited budget, is guaranteed to make it all look hilariously cheap.

And this all is before the obligatory melanin, YASS and homo saturation makes these both truly awesome cinematic experiences.



>The diminished budget will make the CGI-heavy soap-opera format look heavily cramped

rumor is that it's going to be all female leads and will lean heavily on dialogue scenes because muh "political intrigue". What isn't shot on the pre-existing sets like Winterfell (they're already filming again on the Winterfell set) will be done using green screen. Empire of Ash is going to look worse than GoT, but that's not really going to be the problem. The problem will be that it's going to be dull with unlikable characters.

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>Army Rangers and SAS are just infantry that jumps off planes

>Marines are special forces because they are just like French foreign legion

>AR-15s are cheaper than AKs

>Making fun of India a Jew, capitalist, communist, Christian, and Muslim conspiracy all at once

Is cuckchan /k/ this dumb or the board got flooded with butthurt poos? P.S India buying SIG716 as backup weapons because the government don’t trust Indians making AKs clones after they fucked up with the INSAS aka the Indian made Gali clones.



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hinduism is the original Aryan religion and Shiva is the true Aryan god

Sorry to rain on your poo memes




om namah shivaya brothers



helo budy yu lik criket?


well of course they'd be dumb only whites with tiny cocks care about guns guns kill people



You will never be white, Pajeet.

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>George Lucas did nothing wro-

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Magic rocks from the mystical East feel right for a pulpy adventure story like Indiana Jones. Going full sci-fi doesn't at all for this kind of story, even with the movie taking place at the same time as the '50s flying saucer craze.


>Return of the Jedi ewoks were a mistake

Not really. They should have had more believable weapons or tactics, though. Human rebels piling up stormtrooper corpses left and right was hard enough to swallow as it was without a bunch of teddy bears taking them out with rocks and sticks.

>Indy in general was pretty shitty to begin with

Sure, if your head comes to a point.


Yeah, but it doesn't even come close to ruining the movie.


Probably a troll, but Rocky 5 is an enjoyable enough movie.


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I saw the Kingdom of Crystal Skull in a cinema, they were handing out free tickets to schools. All the girls were moaning and left wobbling because of Shia LePoof. I don't even remember the movie, I just know it was less interesting than the various books about ancient ayyliens and crystal skulls from my grandpa's bookshelf.



Rocky 5 was hated upon release and was panned especially since people thought it would be the conclusion to the series. Seen in better light after Rocky Balboa released but many still see it as the weakest film.



I think it's the worst of the original series (from what I remember, anyway) but still nothing bad. I don't get why so many liked Rocky Balboa while ripping on Rocky 5. The former just feels cold and lifeless.

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This is a pretty good sci-fi/horror movie about alien genetic material which arrives on a U.S. space probe that crashes along the U.S./Mexico border, which then grows into huge monsters that begin “terraforming” the land, while a reporter and a chick try to escape back to the U.S.

The flick was made on only a $500K budget and had a $4.2 million return with plenty of good reviews and while there is only minimal SFX, it’s still done quite well and story is primarily about the couple’s adventure trying to get home, with the threatening monsters only appearing towards the end.

There was also a sequel (which I’ve downloaded but haven’t seen yet) that apparently sucks and it seems the Brits are making a tv series based on the story.



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Did Al "Dunkaccino" Pacino get his seven to seventeeno minutes of heaven with this cutie?

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Yeah, I mean

>Wow! Al Pacino!

<Get back in the kitchen and make me a Dunkaccino™, cunt.

Not sure how Sandler got away with it, but it wasn't exactly subtle.



Wasn't exactly subtle, but Adam Sandler can get away with anything in his comedy because he is one of (((them)))


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>I swear to God Adam, if that nigger touches my drink I'm leaving. I'm walking right off this set

The Behind the Scenes felt a bit off



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Holy shit guys, this is literally me. All pressure is put on me to save the white race while whores and degenerates around me just make my life shit.

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man, /b2/ is trash now, it's filled with pedos posting images of little girls and cuckime niggers endorsing them because it keeps away >MUH NORMALFAGS. why every offtopic group has to be invaded and subsequently ruined by pedos? fuck them all.



I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…


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The boy with stripped pajamas


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Why is she so perfect bro's?

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>not having accepted Lord Siva as the ultimate reality and hinduism as the salvation of the white race

Explain yourselves.

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OP here, I realized my error, and I have now reconverted to the truth of Allah. History of India and the future of the world testament the truth in the message of Mohammed (pbuh).



I'd like to go inside her food if you know what I mean


Redpill me on how much the curries corrupted based and redpilled Aryan knowledge.



By introducing civilization, agriculture and writing to the horsefucking Aryans who suffered from pestilence developed by their close "relations" to animals. Unfortunately that pestilence was what killed most of the population of northern India, so it took centuries of washing away the Aryan genes before the sub-continent was able to prosper again.



By inbreeding so hard they make Cletus look like an ubermensch.

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Woof woof woof woof

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Eh, all I can remember is a dog growing giant in the "monster blood" books.


Hurh hurh hurh hurh hurh


I believe that dog in the intro is the same one used for the monster blood episode


It would have been a lot better if they tried to make it more in line with the tone of the shows. I expected it to completely retarded in a cringy way, but instead it was completely retarded to the point it became funny, so I guess it exceeding my expectations let me find it actually enjoyable.



Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff


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Why? because unlike their males, dogs are heterosexual


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I like dog too

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Hey I just change code for make Rainbow Text in my board can you see it from your browser ?




yeah I can see it


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Was it kino or grotesque and trite?



Bump for interest


Tom Hanks looks weird in that art


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I ended up really enjoying it. Sure, it did start off grotesque but it was just Stacy getting bullied into oblivion because she was at a show. Stick to your clique, Stacy.

Beside all that, I found that the actual punks were well represented in what drove them out of their homes, and how they lived their life with each other. There very well might be other movies that capture this as clearly and honestly as Suburbia did, but I haven't heard of such movies.

For reference, lady that directed this only made documentaries outside of this movie afaik. The doc she made before Suburbia was about the rising punk scene, and she made two afterward, one being a sequel to the first doc, and the other covers the metal scene. It's because she made these docs that I even cared to look into Suburbia, and I was rewarded for it.

I particularly liked the punks that left home because one's mom married a nigger after his real dad died and the other's dad is a faggot and he hates faggots so he's a homeless punk now. There's more emotionally engaging reasons for some other punks but those were the funniest.

Suggested for anyone who's lived a similar lifestyle, anyone who's been in the scene, or anyone with punk siblings that they wonder "why the fuck is my brother some faggot punk now". Or really anyone who's interested in seeing a pretty honest, while fictional, showing of the punk scene and am aspect of punk lifestyle.

Spare some change, man?

Friend who watched it with me hated it, so you might easily hate it too


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Hmmm… yes… very grotesque and trite…


Addawank to the scene where they rip the girl's clothes off.

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Iruka taught me… not to judge people by their reputations but by their personalities.

Haku taught me… that there is no good or evil when you're protecting the ones you love.

Neji taught me… that if you leave your pride behind you can change your destiny.

Rock Lee taught me… that hard work beats talent.

Kakashi taught me… that teamwork and friendship stand above the rules.

Hinata taught me… that love is worth fighting for.

Sai taught me… that a life without feeling isn't worthwhile.

Sakura taught me… that weakness is a choice, not an excuse.

Gaara taught me… how painful loneliness can be and how love can change someone.

Nagato taught me… that revenge and hatred only lead to more revenge and hatred.

Asuma taught me… how important it is to take care of the next generation.

Shikamaru taught me… that sometimes you even have to do the things that bother you the most.

Might Gai taught me… that it doesn't matter what other people say about you.

Minato and kushina taught me… that parent's love beat all else.

Sarutobi taught me… that problems should be solved with kindness rather than with violence.

Sasuke taught me… that you should not only dream about things but actually achieve them.

Itachi taught me that… sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the greater good.

Tsunade taught me… to never abandon the living for the dead.

Jiraya taught me… that you must never give up your faith in humanity and your hope of peace.

Obito taught me… that it is never too late to revert to the right way.

Madara taught me… that peace is no peace without freedom.

And Naruto… well, we all know that Naruto taught us a lot. but the most important thing is: no matter what happens in your life…

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/randamu/ is attempting to raid us because they think we're hostile to anime in general when it's only cuckime that we hate


>Rock Lee taught me… that hard work beats talent.

>Naruto taught me… that hard work can't beat talent.




Apparently all it did was teach you how to be gayer than cuckime which I had thought impossible but look at you achieving.

Kaneda taught me to shoot lasers at my evil psychic friends and I can't remember the names of all the hentai girls that taught me to blow my load down the back of an unwilling chick's throat (thanks mom better than tendies) but I remeber you too girls!

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