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 No.2052297

OY voy Godzilla king of monster a flop goy!

== Only watch Disney and marvel

Movies! ==

 No.2052300

>>2052297

All the movies to push it’s a flop narrative. Why Godzilla king of monsters? Is it because it’s a successful cinematic universe?


 No.2052301

Mundanematt fag buddies at midnight edge also tried to clam Detective pikachu and venom flopped.


 No.2052310

How come the most anti-captain marvel channel always huge MCU shills?


 No.2052337

This movie was great. I wish Disney didn't have to ruin everything.


 No.2052344

>>2052337

>Monsterverse a flop

>it’s getting multiple sequels

How?


 No.2052353

>>2052300

>Is it because it’s a successful cinematic universe

It isn't. There's only two successful movies and this third one is really underperforming.


 No.2052365

>>2052353

Thank you Disneykike. Tell us about how wonderful Dumbo is.


 No.2052370

>>2052365

Grow the fuck up incel


 No.2052372

>>2052365

dumbo did as bad as godzilla 2


 No.2052377

still looking forward to godzilla vs kong


 No.2052390

>>2052301

Really? Venom did almost one billion.


 No.2052391

I'm noticing a pattern that modern blockbusters can only do well if they have a lot of comedy. Even Jurassic Park have comedy now.


 No.2052414

>>2052370

>>2052372

>reeeeeee leave muh Disnee alone


 No.2052420

>>2052370

Cure herpes


 No.2052422

>>2052297

>It's Legendary vs Disney and Marvel

No, it's just Hollywood turning all they touch to shit.

How are these studios competeing with eachother?


 No.2052446

File: 6aa02714048e2e0⋯.jpg (356.29 KB, 1920x1078, 960:539, cant see shit captain.jpg)

Maybe if 90% of the movie hadn’t been in the dark / in the rain and viewers could actually see WTF is going on, it might have had more success? Even when they’re in Antartica with white snow and ice all around, the scene is filmed in the dark and you can’t see shit. I’ll also add that the flick was ridiculously LOUD and blew my fucking ears out.

The reason the movie is a failure is purely technical, the story doesn’t matter as everybody is there to see the cool CGI special effects of giant monsters fighting each other and smashing puny human cities and the flick simply didn’t deliver.


 No.2052731

>>2052390

That’s /co/ for you


 No.2052732

>>2052420

Nazi incels go away get punced everyday cry incel cry


 No.2052735

>>2052732

>get punced

Why can't you just punce them yourself?


 No.2052742

>>2052446

It's not a failure you puffy Disney fuck. The movie was the best in a decade.


 No.2052747

>>2052742

>Disney vs. Legendary

Why do you fags keep pretending this is a thing.


 No.2052780

>>2052747

>oyyyyyy veyyyyy

Because the shilling is real, kikelinger.


 No.2052783

>>2052742

>>2052780

your movie is shit, millie


 No.2052786

>>2052783

>m-muh Jewish castle company


 No.2052790

>>2052786

>if you don't shill this garbage movie, you're working for this corporation

millie no one will ever like you, go away


 No.2052795

>>2052790

Just give up Yidsney kike. We know you fear the samurai.


 No.2052800

>>2052795

millie nu-godzilla is western trash and kikes love it. your movie flopped, cope


 No.2052802

When have Hollywood studios ever competed with one another?


 No.2052803

>noo stop hating my kino about a big lizard its pro-white and redpilled somehow!! :(

tards


 No.2052828

>>2052800

>>2052803

>reeeeeeee

>>2052802

Clearly the (((media))) trashes everything Disney doesn't do. When is the last time they said a Disney film was a flop?


 No.2052872

>>2052828

Dumbo Live Action

Its more they just memoryhole it


 No.2052896

>>2052828

>REEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID MY MOVIE FLOP

>t. millie


 No.2052898

>>2052896

>AGGGHJAJAJJAHAHA STOP SAYING A NON DISNEY MOVIE WAS GOOD

btw, Emma Watson is Box Office Poison you hapa fuck.


 No.2052899

>>2052446

Don't forget that the fights were garbage and they cut away from the action every 10 seconds to show some gay humans doing gay human shit.


 No.2052907

>>2052446

That looks very nice though


 No.2052908

>>2052899

>Captain Marvel best of 2019!

Shut up Zach.


 No.2052910

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>>2052898

>WAAAAAAAHH IF YOU DISLIKE THIS SHITTY MOVIE Y-YOU LITERALLY WORK FOR DISNEY AND YOU'RE ZACH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

lmaoing @ you millie


 No.2052917

File: 6cb19eb15d5c579⋯.jpg (290.98 KB, 2048x1157, 2048:1157, King Kong.jpg)

File: 9347974d2dfae1b⋯.jpg (350.3 KB, 1867x1050, 1867:1050, Kong Skull Island.jpg)

>>2052899

>Don't forget that the fights were garbage

I couldn't say, as I couldn't see shit but I will point out that both of the King Kong flicks had all the action taking part in the day time.

Why spend all that money on CGI for Godzilla and the other monsters, then hide it all by setting every scene in the dark/rain?


 No.2052934

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

God vs man…

day vs night..


 No.2052936

>>2052910

>BLARRGGGGGGHJJJGGGAGFMBALFJAKA MILLIEEEEEEEE


 No.2052937

Could Kong beat Godzilla with 1 week of prep time and full knowledge of Godzilla's weaknesses? Canonical arsenals


 No.2052940

>>2052937

It’s canon kong can defect Godzilla atomic breath.


 No.2052943

>>2052446

>>2052917

>waaaah i cant see anything

Have you tried putting your glasses on? The lighting was dark but anyone who genuinely had a hard time seeing things needs to have their eyes checked


 No.2052945

>>2052917

if properly lit night is a much better way to do CGI. The problem with CGI looking fake is usually the lighting. If you make it all dark you can control exactly where light should be coming from and make it look more realistic.

Skull island is unwatchable because it's torn between jewish propaganda and chink propaganda. It can't even do an adventure movie right so it's just a pile of shit.


 No.2052948

>>2052936

No one likes you Millie


 No.2052950

File: 719b7b96c64743a⋯.png (168.42 KB, 349x427, 349:427, 9a2aa687d58f96e27181af1d42….png)

>>2052948

>Millie

did we get yet another sperg running around the board


 No.2052951

>>2052950

Yes. you


 No.2052952

File: 07b7d3b69cb87a1⋯.png (180.56 KB, 309x323, 309:323, 07b7d3b69cb87a1a65263cfd5b….png)

>>2052951

Fuck, how could it have turned out this way?


 No.2052955

>>2052952

You post retarded gook cartoons and so you make the board acceptable to your own retardation. Instead of manning up and growing out of cartoons you just continue to waste your life on bright coloured, huge eyed nothingness.


 No.2052961

File: dc07eae6fcb521b⋯.jpg (24.17 KB, 680x510, 4:3, 1468129485768.jpg)

>>2052955

But its fun


 No.2052979

>>2052955

Genre and storyline aside what makes live action less childish than animation?


 No.2052991

File: 51542b8d505487d⋯.gif (654.41 KB, 480x530, 48:53, nyanyanyanya.gif)

>>2052955

*dabs*


 No.2052994

File: d53831fae05d276⋯.gif (874.11 KB, 450x190, 45:19, responsibleadult.gif)

>>2052979

Animation is an escapists medium. Escapism is childish. Mature adults only watch documentary style films about grim subjects and only then for the occasional break from non fiction once every six months.


 No.2052998

File: 5d52d27b865b54f⋯.jpeg (1.03 MB, 1755x1374, 585:458, doctor-doom.jpeg)

>>2052297

These huge ass mega fucking corporations dump country sized budgets into these franchises, offering up pureed generic shit to an exhausted audience.

It's beautiful to watch the slow motion train wreck going on. Deadpool was fucking funny and cool. Logan was fucking cool.

The original Star Trek movie is like a fucking wet dream. Captain Kirk walks around like his balls are the size of coconuts, and he'll beat the shit out of any crew member he catches fucking off on his ship. Your actually sitting up straight when you watch it because you never know when he's going to break the fourth wall and slap your shit for picking your nose during his movie.

You go to the movies and just assume that it's going to suck. That you saw all the jokes already in the 2 minute trailer. You accept it like you accept your inevitable death. The only question is how bad will it suck this time.

You know why there hasn't been a good Fantastic Four movie? Because no one wants to watch "The Fantastic Four!"

People want to watch a movie about Doctor Doom kicking the shit out of the Fantastic Four. Super intelligent nerd, bimbo, arrogant flaming homo, dumb as a box of rocks versus Mother Fucking Doom who uses magic, rules a fucking country, loves his mother.

Instead we get death by a thousand edits committee made shit drivel designed to make us hate ourselves for sitting through the entire thing.


 No.2053032

File: fa636a4060fced0⋯.png (466.74 KB, 842x453, 842:453, gh0k6zkffxzwgjnvaraw.png)

>>2052961

She's looking over your shoulder


 No.2053186

>>2052979

Depends on what you're watching. Marvel stuff is no better than animation. But there are more adult based live actions or good documentaries. If you're going to watch something you should be watching something that improves your intelligence not just burns time.


 No.2053278

File: dd75427f3167e18⋯.jpg (500.6 KB, 2048x1153, 2048:1153, Pacific Rain 2.jpg)

>>2052943

>The lighting was dark but anyone who genuinely had a hard time seeing things needs to have their eyes checked

Nonsense, the movie was objectively too dark with all the scenes happening in the rain and/or with dust obscuring everything.

This is done to speed up and cheapen the costs of CGI work and is a sure sign that the studio doesn't give a fuck about making a good flick, as they know ADD-addled teenagers are going to drop their parent's money for a ticket regardless.


 No.2053284

File: d602988ece77f33⋯.jpg (292.4 KB, 2560x1080, 64:27, kong skull island.jpg)

>>2052945

>if properly lit night is a much better way to do CGI.

No, it’s never better. Setting the CGI scenes in the dark/rain is purely a cost-cutting measure employed by the studio and while I could see this practice being used in a conventional movie that has only one or two minor CGI scenes, something like the Godzilla and Pacific Rim flicks are all about the CGI effects.

Regardless of what you think of the story for Kong Skull Island, most off the CGI scenes were done in daylight and the viewer could actually see WTF was going on.


 No.2053288

File: de47a9612b2d2e7⋯.jpg (19.31 KB, 502x293, 502:293, salute 354354354.jpg)


 No.2053293

>>2053278

>hurr hurr everything too dark hurr hurr

I saw it fine. Episode 3 of GoT was too dark.


 No.2053305

File: 150b7dbfd6ed898⋯.png (1.45 MB, 3818x2032, 1909:1016, GoT S08E03.png)

>>2053293

> I saw it fine.

Because you’re an ADD-addled teenager who has been brainwashed by CGI scenes all being set in the dark/rain that you’ve come to accept it as normal, when really it’s done simply to rip you off.

> Episode 3 of GoT was too dark.

And yet HBO is putting up that episode as well the finale for an Emmy award…


 No.2053323

>>2053305

>there is something wrong with YOU for seeing it

Disneyfags, everyone


 No.2053335

>>2053305

>n-no you

lol what a gay

>HBO

Is retarded and is loved by retards like you


 No.2053351

File: e97e753a9e11d10⋯.gif (1003.84 KB, 180x180, 1:1, wheel of schlomo.gif)

>>2052297

>Oy gevalt! Watch my jewish movies goy!

<No goy, his movies are jewish! Watch my jewish movies instead!


 No.2053380

>>2052917

And yet the CGI is obvious in those pics. No matter how good your CGI is, fogging things up always helps.


 No.2053443

>>2052910

>where the fuck was godzilla!?!!

>he was in it for like 30mins…

>longer than any godzilla film…..

what did he mean by this?


 No.2053890

File: 3645e337d8fb0a9⋯.jpg (27.16 KB, 326x326, 1:1, shopped.jpg)

>>2053380

>And yet the CGI is obvious in those pics.

I'll let you in on a secret; it's not real life and hiding your bargain basement CGI with rain isn't going to change that.


 No.2053901

File: 0b02fcae966733e⋯.jpg (2.19 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, avatar-wallpaper-for-Pc-11.jpg)

>>2053323

>>2053335

> CGI in the rain is kewl!

> We’re totally not getting tipped off!


 No.2056480

Don't watch Godzilla!


 No.2056501

File: c89e35a27f196f0⋯.jpg (40.5 KB, 491x491, 1:1, disney advocate.jpg)


 No.2056936

Great movie, despite what (((critics))) and (((yidney))) shills try to tell you. Of course, boomers think the motives of the "bad guys" wanting to cause a genocide of the mud hordes so humans could get a redo was laughable. If you expect anything more from this movie, you just don't understand the genre.


 No.2056943

>>2056936

I think there are several reasons (((critics))) hate it:

1) environmentalists were the bad guys

2) the mom scientist was the villain

3) there was no way to subvert with feminism Godzilla; he is Godzilla. The movie has no meaning from a Marxist interpretation

4) Disney didn't make it, and most soybeards are fanatic Disney fanboys paid in plastic merchandise and some white glove handling

It is easily the best movie of 2019. It deserved to make more but when the Disney PR machine turns on you it is devastatingm most people consume what they are told.


 No.2056977

>>2056943

Well put, the jewish leader of the bad guys and lead female role were all easily the most incompetent parts of the movie, from what I recall. Took 2 white males and 2 nips to save the world, all the niggers and mutts in between were rightfully reduced to be cannon fodder. The most feminine part of the movie was Mothra, since it's a natural creature it follows the natural patriarchal hierarchy and can't be labeled anything but female since she's the Queen of all Monsters. Self sacrifice is antithetical to feminism as well.

2019 is an abysmal year if a kaiju thriller has a solid case for best movie of the year.


 No.2057010

File: 3077c69da6fc9b9⋯.png (205.07 KB, 600x811, 600:811, 32f.png)

>>2052910

>>2056480

Thanks for the tip, I'll take under consideration.


 No.2057191

>>2056943

Get punched Nazi


 No.2057192

>>2057191

Your BO sucked off our old BO.


 No.2057195

>>2056936

>>2056943

Massively low-iq.


 No.2057270

>>2057195

t. Obvious Disney Shill


 No.2060032

>>2052732

Is this nigger for real


 No.2060036

>>2057192

Well, Gahoole groveled to a jew…


 No.2060194

>>2056943

>The movie has no meaning from a Marxist interpretation

You'd be surprised. Immediately after re-growing his severed head, Gidorah perches on a mountain behind a cross. Because when Godzilla bit off the head, it was supposed to represent the Jews killing Jesus. And it's probably not a coincidence that later on in the final battle, Godzilla was powering up from a nuclear bomb, a device invented by the Jewish scientists Albert Einstein and Werner Heisenberg, while Gidorah was powering up from the electrical power grid, a system invented by the White scientists Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla. KotM was basically Godzilla reinterpreted as total Jewish victory over Western civilization.


 No.2060199

>>2052297

Sad to say, but when you don't have a parent company like Disney inflating your numbers and buying hundreds of millions of dollars in tickets to pad out your numbers, like they did for Captain Marvel and Black Panther, any movie that doesn't hit a billion dollars before it even premiers is a "flop".


 No.2060205

>>2060194

based 4D dreidel spin, jews continually BTFO cumskins while making hundreds of millions


 No.2060207

>>2052446

The movie was awesome and i saw everything you fucking retard. Go fuck off and watch your disney horeshit.


 No.2060453

>>2060194

I dunno looked to me like the foreign subversive parasite (cucktianity) got btfo by the nature-attuned gods of old


 No.2060465

>>2060453

Yeah because kikes would make something pro-white. The jewish idea of the "nature-attuned gods of old" is a jewish androgyne ruling the goyim cattle. That's why the bitch who prattled on about Godzilla being a return to the old order was an obvious tranny, and why the movie started with a close-up face shot of Millie Bobby Brown, another obvious tranny. It's about the jewish androgyne destroying Europe and having all the goyim bow down to it. Hell, they even said there were 18 monsters, 18 being the jews' favorite lucky number.


 No.2060467

>>2052297

wasn't midnight kike exposed fora shill?


 No.2063846

File: 62299e7106b89d5⋯.png (6.34 KB, 211x239, 211:239, download.png)


 No.2064022

>>2060467

>wasn't midnight kike exposed fora shill?

He friends with Mundanematt


 No.2064045

>>2064022

filtered the channel with videoblocker




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