/tv/ - Television and Movies

>>2060551

I lost my virginity watching this film in theater.

>>2060557

This movie will literally get you laid.

I remember watching it on VHS when I was a kid and I liked it. Not insanely like OTfags obsess over star wars but it was enjoyable.

>Rogue One is retarded for having a lightsaber scene!

<The Force Awakens is VERY COOL for having a lightsaber scene!

>RO has X-Wings again so it sucks, lol!

<TFA has X-Wings like ep4, so cool!

>RO has… come on, guess it: A DEATH STAR AGAIN! Can you be more original?

<TFA has a STARKILLER, which is completely different from a Death Star that can just be destroyed with a single X-Wing.

>RO has TIE-Fighters, ugh

<TFA has lots of TIE fighters all along the movie, awesome!

>RO has a cameo of Princess Leia!! So stupid!

<TFA has a cameo of Leia too! VERY COOL

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW R2-D2 AND C3-PO BECAUSE I KNOW STAR WARS

Did you clapped at any of the the new moments and memorable characters?

Holy shit there was a red lightsaber and they used the force!!

<OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-D

>Be 1999

>People buy tickets to unrelated movies just so they can watch the FUCKING TRAILER to Phantom Menace

>Thought it was going to be the best shit since Terminator 2

>Co-worker caught a midnight screening - the lucky cunt

>Asked her how it was

<"Eh…it's okay…"

>Sheet

>Watch the movie

>Fuck was that

>FUCKING FORCE BACTERIA?

>The magic is fucking dead and gone

>No mood for Millennium celebrations even 4 months later

>>2060584

>muh midichlorians

Really, bruh?

>>2060585

This really bothered Gen X manchildren. They flipped their shit.

>>2060584

Star Wars was bold and simple. It didn't get bogged down with explaining the politics and intrigue.

>Hey we got a great new star wars! It's full of evil and… good?

>And just what you always wanted. Politics and intrigue! Galaxy spanning, planet jumping, giving speeches in senate having, jedis are still alive and sit doing nothing and talk in comfy chairs all day fun you were desperately waiting for! >Oh and lets not get too excited about the visuals. These movies effects will become dated 10 times more quickly than the origional… er, i mean, four five and six respectively, movies kuds! I hope you weren't expecting a stark gritty look this time around! We got sweet hairstyles and oddly colored jrpg looking shit now!

>>2060590

Yeah, I know.

>The force is a BACTERIA?!?!?!

Which isn't even what it is. They just lack basic comprehension.

>>2060593

The politics and intrigue are actually good though.

>>2060560

Kike Cucklasa hates it because he's the only person in the world who didn't get laid during a Phantom Menace screening.

>>2060595

The acting, look, story and general feel of those prequels just grated me so.

>>2060600

Well, Disney gave you your gritty look, Mike.

>>2060600

Would you say it was like sand?

>>2060572

RLM cocksuckers in those comments. As expected.

>Redlettermedia sucks donkey cocks

Still less than the average poster here.

By far.

>>2060655

Kys Mike

>>2060584

Terminator 2 also sucked, to be fair.

>>2060551

I agree with the first part.

RLM didn't invent prequel criticism.

>/tv/ is so fucking bad the only movie they think is fun is the phantom menace

JUST

>>2060721

What do you think is fun, dear?

>>2060721

>>2060729

>rrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2060733

>stop making fun of my shit meme taste

Might as well go back to

>>>/4chan/

>>2060727

This.

>>2060743

>posts another shitty meme movie

>>2060594

>>2060585

They're so retarded they can't even explain what they actually hate about it without the IV, V & VI getting caught in the crossfire.

The prequels sucked no matter what contrarian memers say.

>>2060572

Someone at Lucasfilm must have forgot to give Mike his paycheck..

>>2060693

Not as hard as ur mum, m8

>>2060834

No, sweetie…

>>2060593

>aesthetics are grim and utilitarian in a despotic empire

>aesthetics are colorful and decadent in a dying republic

What's the fucking problem here?

>>2061453

>hating the best of the prequels

Why are hapas so shit?

>>2060551

The OP is pure truth. Nothing more to be said.

>>2060721

Hey Zach.

>>2061452

Probably some weird deep seated fetish shit he has been harbouring since adolescence whereas the other aliens are just nerd shit. He beds negresses so he clearly has strange taste in women.

>>2061453

I saw episode I 8 or 9 times at the kino

Never post about me again

prequels>originals>>>>>>>>>disney wars