No.10384
The m8 abides edition
Hows it going guys?
No.10386
K-On has made me decide to take up guitar lads
No.10387
>>10386
I remember I wanted to learn guitar once
and I wanted to learn a new language
and I wanted to write a book
and I wanted to get fit
and I wanted to something, anything productive.
No.10388
>>10386
Finally we can start the /britfeel/ Music Club.
No.10389
>>10387
Hey m8 I wanted to get a job for two years before I actually got one, you just need to practice persistency! Try your best okay?~
>>10388
Yes. Does anyone else here sing or play an instrument?
No.10390
>Apply for tons of Jobs during the week
>Make seperate Email for them
>Another week passes and I hear not a lot of noise, wonder whats happenin' here
>Two days after (today) I remember that I made my other email for them
>Sign into 2nd email which I forgot due to always using my main
>Replies out the ass of people waiting to hear back from me about the jobs
>Business responses,Cafe's,Computing,Resturaunts and even Pizza Hut is there
>Tfw I reply to all of them
>Tfw anticipating tomorrow morning
>Tfw hopeful again
No.10391
No.10392
Pretty sure Sawako-Sensei is a fucking nonce lads
where are the parents? Are they working on Christmas day? I don't feel comfortable with this at all.
No.10393
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>>10391
Thanks m8, you too
No.10394
No.10395
Evening gents, how are we doing?
Watching Wild China on BBC4, with a bottle of CC. It's pretty amazing, for some reason I'm comfy as hell. Unfortunately, it's just reinforcing my intermittent chinaboo-ness.
>>10390
Good luck and Godsspeed, good sir.
No.10396
>>10389
I can play a bit of keyboard, but I mostly do production. I also have an electric guitar, bass guitar, classical guitar, ukulele, melodica, glockenspiel, bongos and various other small percussion instruments, but I can't play them that well.
>>10392
In Japan, Christmas is more of a romantic holiday for couples, not a family thing.
No.10397
>>10396
I didn't know that, thanks for clarifying. Sawako is definitely a nonce though.
>I can play keyboard
You get to be Mugi then
No.10398
>>10397
>You get to be Mugi then
Sweet.
No.10399
I play a bit of guitar, (not very well) posted a vocaroo of me playing a few weeks ago for that anons birthday.
No.10400
>>7819
>>7784
This was the previous /britfeel/ collaboration. We could totally start 'The Wojak Collective.'
No.10401
>>10400
>not the British Light Music Club
No.10402
>tfw no nuclear apocalypse
No.10404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm46-envrHo
>feminine white guy who can't get the girl
>masculine black guy who she swoons over
No.10405
>>10404
the show looks fucking terrible, anyways. if it's any consolation only the utmost trash will watch it, and at that point them removing themselves from the white genepool could only be a boon.
No.10406
No.10407
>>10405
It's not genes that make them that way, it's society.
Nurture not nature.
No.10408
>>10407
No, regardless of political indoctrination, you'd have to be a fucking idiot to enjoy this show.
No.10409
>>10408
Yeah, you're right.
No.10410
>>10409
I just finished watching the whole thing and am still struggling to process it
what the fuck were they thinking?
No.10411
>>10410
Feminism is a market.
No.10412
>>10411
I felt like this was a parody of what feminists would want to see in a show
the whole thing was just totally laughable even if you ignore the politics
No.10413
>>10411
As is interracial romance
No.10414
>>10412
I was struggling to figure out if it was a parody like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_5KgpN38hM
Then I realised.
No.10416
>flicking through college prospectus
>page 4 is just a full page picture of my brother looking smug as fuck
that was a shock.
>>10414
fucking hell, the two are almost identical as well.
No.10417
No.10418
>>10417
what are the banner resolutions? might try and make a music club banner later tonight
No.10421
>>10418
300x100, banner thread is here >>282
No.10422
No.10423
No.10424
>>10423
right boys I'll try and get on it later
No.10425
>>10420
getting ready to 420 blaze it saturday
No.10426
>>10424
Sick. Look forward to it man
No.10427
Sat here listening to gangsta's paradise, singing along, because who the fucking piss doesn't know the words to that song? And just realised I'm older than cooler is in the song. It's genuinely upset me.
No.10428
>>10427
>I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24, the way things is going I don't know
>He's now 51
fucking hell
No.10429
No.10430
>>10428
Whatever happened to Coolio? He just seemed to slip into obscurity. I only watched Kenan and Kel to sing along to the theme that he sung.
No.10431
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>10427
Don't be upset, the superior original is much older than you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0S4SiLxt1s
No.10432
>>10431
Oh aye. I think it just shocked me as I remember physically buying the single with my mum when it came out. It doesn't seem that long ago, but it's about 20 years now.
No.10433
does anyone hav a pic of wojack in the pepe hoodi with a transparnt background? spilled lucozade on my keyboard and brok it btw
No.10434
>>10433
I've got this, but not on its own.
No.10435
>>10434
That's the knockoff one with the wrong face
No.10436
right boys i ran out of attention span and fucked it up
consider it a proof of concept
No.10437
>>10436
Whats the Light Music club?
No.10438
>>10437
In the anime K-On the girls are members of the Light Music Club (Keion-bu) in their school.
No.10439
>You will never beat Piers Morgan to the ground and kick him in his cunt face until his skull caves in
feels bad man
No.10440
>>10430
plenty of people end up one hit wonders
No.10441
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>10430
>>10440
He did have another "hit", C U When U Get There, but again it was just Pachelbel's Canon with words on top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP1PXRiVoJw
No.10442
>>10438
>Mfw Ive seen just about every worthwhile episode of K-ON and i still dont know what this band on brtifeel is
Is it just a meme thing or is it an actual band ?
No.10443
>>10442
you've posted that slutty gook GIF like 3 times now, you're not gonna start using it as an avatar are you?
No.10444
>>10442
I said I was gonna start learning guitar now we are the Britfeel light music club
We have a guitarist and a keyboardist currently
No.10445
>>10444
Trips confirm, the band is happening.
No.10446
>>10445
Noice
Drums, bass and vocalist positions are still open
No.10447
Remember when we were going to watch a film?
No.10448
>>10447
Oh yeah
I was gonna get it sorted but then I became a wageslave
No.10449
>>10447
>>10448
I actually did upload Nightcrawler onto that streaming site, but we never seemed to get round to doing it
No.10450
>>10449
>never seemed to get round to doing it
This statement would fit more than a few aspects of my life, so it's no surprise really.
No.10451
How are employment opportunities in Chemistry lads? Can I make as much bank as I would through a Physics or Engineering degree?
No.10452
>>10451
can chemistry get you a job in pharmaceuticals? Because they earn mad bank
No.10453
>>10452
It can
Apparently the average pharmacist only eabrs like 35k though, are you talking about other jobs in the pharmaceutical industry?
No.10454
>>10453
Perhaps that's true for specifically the "pharmacist" role, but the pharmaceutical industry as a whole is massive, and there's a lot of opportunities if you're suitably qualified.
No.10455
>>10453
Perhaps that's true for specifically the "pharmacist" role, but the pharmaceutical industry as a whole is massive, and there's a lot of opportunities if you're suitably qualified.
No.10456
>>10455
Thank you anon
I want to go to bed but Im feeling really weird right now, for the first time in a long time im feeling optimistic and happy about where my life is going
I need to rest but my hearts going too fast.
No.10457
>>10451
become heisenberg and make meth
you only have one life, might as well do crazy shit and get rich
No.10458
how do you shave your anus btw lads
No.10459
>>10458
I don't, I'm hairy as fuck down there. Nobody is going to see it, not even myself, so what's the point?
No.10460
>>10459
sometimes I get crusty bits of poop caught up in the hairs, feels bad
No.10461
>>10460
Then you aren't wiping properly. If you're still having trouble, use wet wipes and then tissue to dry up.
No.10462
>>10461
are there any youtube tutorials?
No.10464
>>10458
Just grab a shaving razor (one of the ones with multi-heads, double edge razors wont do the job here, put one of your legs up on something high then go to town at it. I usually do it in the shower so all the hair collects, and I'm already naked anyway.
Dont listen to people saying not to bother, I wipe my ass incredibly well, but the fact is the hair gets so long that the way the stuff clings to it makes it almost impossible to clean without getting shit everywhere.
No.10465
>>10464
>Dont listen to people saying not to bother
Well equally I say don't listen to people saying you need to shave your arse to wipe it. I've probably got the hairiest arse here and I don't have a problem with wiping up, it's far from impossible.
Please do shave if it's going to be seen by anyone else though.
No.10466
>>10465
My arse is gorilla-tier hairy yet I've never had problems with shit-clumps.
No.10468
>>10396
Are you the anon that did music production degree ? A-a-are you Shiba San ?
No.10469
>>10468
I am that anon, but I don't know who that is.
No.10470
>>10469
It's ok he's French, I was ribbing you in my own retarded way.
Would I know anything you've made (not asking for your SC obv) ? are you a Reason or Ableton type anon?
No.10471
>>10470
>Would I know anything you've made
Nope, only things I ever put out there were a track featured on a compilation album, and a remix featured on someone else's single. They were both about 6 years ago.
>are you a Reason or Ableton type anon?
I main FL Studio, but I've got experience with practically any DAW you can think of.
No.10472
>>10471
Without wanting so make this a Q&A may I ask what style/genre of music do you make as opposed to what sort of music you'd go out to hear live ?
No.10473
going to the doctors to change my fluoxetine dose, 40mg makes me feel like death
No.10474
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>10472
Started out making House and Garage, because that's what I grew up with (my dad's a DJ since the 80s). Always been on the more funky/soulful/deep side of things, with an emphasis on an oldschool sound.
My more recent stuff is a bit more Disco / Post-Disco / Jazz-Funk / 70s/80s-Electronica inspired, but still keeping my House roots.
Music I've enjoyed live (which isn't much due to being a shut-in) has been bands like Tortured Soul, Roy Ayers, and The Sunburst Band. Anything both soulful and funky really.
I like listening to some completely different things every now and again though, like Enya or something.
What about yourself?
No.10475
>>10474
Interesting….
Always been about the funk for me, but anything funky really. Demand means I listen to alot of bassfunk and that's pushing me over to DnB recently (strangely enough) but I'm happy as long as it has a funky rhythm.
Apart from festivals we still enjoy going to see Craig Charles Live Shows, he's a massive hack as a DJ but The Bands he gets with him are always top notch and it's a fun night. The Haggis Horns or Pimps of Joytime were probably the best we saw. Also we made a night of it when Krafty Kuts was in town a few weeks back
No.10476
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Would anyone here join a Pirate Ship and sail the world plundering and getting gold just like in the 19th Century ?
True pirates! Not shitty retards, we have are intellects and our engineers etc all on board and plan our attacks on open waters. We can become legit like the Namidia thing on 8chan and since we're not stupid people WILL take us seriously.
When we get enough money we can employ people from around the world and get a little economy gong before getting more ships and having our own fleet and maybe even invade an Island in the Pacific for ourselves - the possibilities are ENDLESS
Here's some thread music : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHWAzBZ2hDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87qVeARSrIo
Lets discuss this shit , Im honestly serious
No.10477
>>10476
I'm quite happy being a landlubber thanks, the closest I'll get to being a pirate is >>>/scurv/
No.10478
>>10476
We'd get destroyed by the Navy in an instant if we went in the waters of any civilised country.
If we stuck to areas already infested with pirates and plundered them, we might get somewhere. We'd also get the bonus of looking like heroes for taking them out.
No.10479
>>10476
I'd happily set of on my vessel exploring the world, chilling on pacific atolls, drinking to momentous sunsets and being the free bird (fish?) I dream of. Not sure about the plundering bit to be honest
>>10474
I got alot of Joey Negros stuff really happy soul music
No.10480
>>10479
>>10479
>chilling on pacific atolls
This
No.10481
>>10480
Are boats expensive ? I always said that by 50 I'd have enough money under my bed to buy a boat.
No.10482
>Mfw a bunch of Gypsies are outside the neighbours garden looking through a yellow skip collecting metal and bath sinks into a pram
No.10483
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
No.10484
>>10482
>bloody custard necks
It amazes me how they travel across Europe to live the better life and end up rummaging through rubbish to survive, is their country so much worse ?
There is a guy that hoists his wife over a 6ft wall then goes over himself while the kids keep a look out to rummage through the bins of a charity shop
>the waste from a charity shop
>waste
No.10485
>Local council building gypsies an expensive new 'travellers site'
>Building site is about 100m from the current illegal site they took over
>Gypsy pulls up in my drive with his van and asks me if i want a good deal on these power tools / cement mixer
couldn't make this shit up lads.
No.10486
>>10476
We would need the money to buy a modern boat first, with radar. Then we would need money to fuel it and to stock up on supplies. Also we would need someone who can captain a ship, work radar, sail and teach us how to crew it. If we tried to take over any ship worth a damn (anything more than a Indonesian fishing boat) they'd radio in a Navy and would get absolutely fucked.
But I'm still in, let's do it.
No.10487
>>10486
the idea of stealing off Somalians is best as they have no Navy and no other Navy patrolling the area would give two fucks,
>but they have anything worth stealing anon ?
No.10488
>>10487
Navies would give a fuck about any boat that could take a whole crew from England to the horn of Africa; they would want to know what we are doing out there. Navies patrol that area more than just about anywhere else. Also Somalis have guns so we would need guns too.
No.10489
>>10484
most of them are from Ireland tbh
No.10490
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No.10491
>>10490
She isn't Somali.
Somalis are blacker than black.
Also here are some eco-terrorist pirates.
They're cunts and I hope the Japs sink them one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj7yPRhk584
No.10492
>>10490
>that girl
>Somalian
She's half-somalian at the very most, I'd doubt even that much
No.10493
>>10481
Yes. Boats are a well known "luxury" item because, unless you're a fisherman or some other job that requires it for a livings, boats are usually an extravagance.
No.10494
>>10491
>>10492
What about this girl?
her Instagram says shes Somali
No.10495
>>10494
Google Image search 'Somalis'.
No.10496
>>10495
Im on about hot somali girls not ugly ones
No.10497
>>10496
Do you seriously think >>10495 and >>10494 are the same ethnicity?
No.10498
>>10497
No? They're both from Somalia though
No.10499
>>10496
she's fucking mixed it doesnt count lad
No.10500
>>10499
She isnt , shes 100% Somali no European Influence here m8
No.10501
>>10498
Well she's not ethnic Somali.
She looks like an Arab/North African mix.
No.10502
>>10501
>Ethnic Somali
How many Ethnicities actually live in Somalia
No.10503
>>10502
There are the more Arab/African mix looking ones and the blacker than black blacks similar to Ethiopians.
No.10504
>>10503
I dont think you know how many Ethnicities live in Ethiopia ,theres literally more than India
No.10505
No.10506
>>10505
>Not knowing basic Geography
>Not knowing what Habeshas and Eritreans are
No.10507
>>10494
>>10500
She's as Somalian as Idris Elba is English. Ie she may be Somalian in the eyes of the law, but the eyes of anyone else would see ethnically she's not.
No.10508
>>10506
I was talking about ethnic Somalis, so mostly from the south. The people being attacked in Kenya.
Of course there isn't a single ethnicity in Somalia.
No.10509
>>10506
I know that neither of them look like she does
No.10510
>>10493
If I saved extra hard and switched to shopping at lidl I could hope to settle for one of these.
http://www.idealboat.com/jeanneau-prestige-42-fly-366-366.
I don't see me mugging any somalis in her though, would she get me to my atolls ?
No.10511
>>10509
Thats because they're Ethiopian ethnicities while shes some Somalian ethnicity
No.10512
>>10510
I wouldn't be too happy about going across all the seas to get to the middle of the pacific in one of those.
No.10513
>>10511
She isn't a Somalian ethnicity though, no ethnicity in Somalia looks like that
No.10514
>>10513
What on earth is she then if her instagram says shes from Somalia
No.10515
>>10512
Dreams. Shattered.
No.10516
>>10514
She's probably "from" Somalia as in she lives there or was even born there, but she is not ethnically Somalian. Again refer to my point about Idris Elba who is "English" because he was born here but ethnically is not English at all.
No.10517
>>10514
>East African
>Muslim
>France
No.10518
>>10515
You could just fly there and buy a cheap boat there instead. Then fly back when you want, and for much less than £150,000.
Then again I don't know how big a ship needs to be to go across the pacific. But I know I wouldn't want to be in one that small, how far would it go?
No.10519
>>10518
I have no facts just dreams
No.10521
>>10516
Well what is she then? Chinese?
No.10522
>>10521
I'm not a genealogist so I couldn't say for sure, but she looks possibly Southern European or Turkish in origin
No.10523
>>10522
>Southern European
Nah
Maybe Saudi through
No.10524
>>10523
I didn't mean purely of course, mixed with some African
No.10525
>>10522
>>10524
>>10522
Thats not how Anthropology works
No.10526
>>10525
Then how does it work?
No.10527
>>10526
Race is a social construct, Goy.
No.10529
No.10530
>>10528
This isn't 4chan you idiot, fuck off
No.10531
Feeling pretty shitty today, still haven't showered or got dressed. I blame my lack of leaving the house yesterday because of rain, should probably go do something today.
No.10532
>>10530
>>10529
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.10533
>>10532
je non comprend pas mon ami ?
No.10534
Ok so I temp banned that guy for being an asshole
>for free
No.10535
>>10534
I don't mind him doing funposting tbh.
No.10536
>>10535
I don't care it if it's actually clever or entertaining which is why greencuck gets away with it, but that guy was just a cunt
No.10537
>>10534
don't even understand what's going on, was he arguing with himself for some reason? I mean, other than the post with a bunch of links, what difference does it make to anyone else other than him?
No.10538
>>10537
Never underestimate autism
No.10539
>>10531
Get up and get dressed mate, it's a start
No.10541
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No.10543
>>10529
Wat? Fuck off m8 that wasn't me
No.10544
>>10539
Went into town, had a panini in Costa, grabbed a doughnut from Greggs then came back. Feeling pretty good now tbh.
No.10546
>>10543
I knew it wasn't you lad. You're a twat but you're better than that shite
No.10547
>>10544
Sounds pretty chill m8.
Who /drinking/ tonight?
No.10548
>>10547
I only drink water.
No.10549
>>10547
hopped up on pain killers and don't want to die, so no booze for a while for me
No.10550
>>10548
>I only drink water.
No.10552
>>10550
>>10551
I'm not a fucking normie that goes out and buys alcohol.
No.10553
>>10549
>not wanting a mad buzz
your loss man
No.10554
>>10553
I'm high enough as it is
No.10555
>>10552
It's not just alcohol, how the fuck do you not drink any tea, coffee, juice, soft drinks at all?
No.10556
>>10552
>not sending your mum down the off licence to buy booze
No.10557
>>10555
I have tried loads of drinks, I just don't really like any of them that much.
I drink a lot of water, go though bottles a day.
There is milk in my cereal, but I don't drink it once I'm done with the cereal. I don't like the taste.
I think I've stayed away from alcohol because 1. I don't go to parties or hang out with the lads (^: and 2. My father was a violent alcoholic.
No.10558
>tfw fish 'n' chips with a can of coke
I love friday din dins
No.10559
>>10558
>tfw you live no where near a chippy
I want chips now you bastard
No.10560
>>10559
where do you live mate? I thought chippies were everywhere
No.10561
>>10548
>>10552
>>10557
Me too man, fuck the normalfags.
>lol m8 im getin well tipsy tonite, who wiv me??
No.10562
>>10560
countryside, near wales, there's one about a half hour drive, but I'm the broken arm anon, so can't go get anything
No.10563
>>10561
>It's normalfag to get drunk alone in your room
No.10564
>>10563
It's normalfag to get analpained when someone doesn't drink, because they've gone against some sort of societal norm inside your head.
No.10565
No.10566
Currently playing war in the north. The sound design is fucking abysmal. But overall it's not bad.
No.10567
>your grandma will never make you a weed curry
No.10568
No.10570
>>10569
>shit on the lore of a long established franchise to make a few fags happy
Yeah nah
No.10571
No.10572
>>10567
>grandma used to grow it on her windowsill
If only I had a time machine.
No.10573
>>10572
Back from a hard day of wageslavery lads
No.10574
No.10575
>>10574
How was your day? Did you try your best?
No.10576
No.10577
>>10576
I work in a factory making boxes and stacking pallets
No.10578
>>10577
are you the one who works with all the Poles?
No.10579
>>10578
yes ;_;
the Portuguese people are nice though, just a shame the Slavs are shit.
No.10580
>>10579
never met any Portuguese, a few Spanish though, at least they're not all bad I guess
No.10581
>>10580
dont get me wrong I'd ship 'em back home in a heartbeat if I could
but that doesn't change the fact that they're quite nice
No.10582
>you will never work in an ethnically homogenous factory
No.10583
>>10582
>you will never own and operate an ethnically homogeneous factory
No.10584
>>10581
I can think of a few people born here I'd get rid of before some immigrants I know, but some are dicks
No.10585
>>10584
first on my Farage list is Jainya
Fuck you Jainya, you lank latvian fuck.
No.10586
>>10584
Obviously there's a few immigrants that are better than a few natives, that's a moo point. Overall immigrants need to fuck off
No.10587
>>10586
but Britain's a multicultural society
, btw I'm a cunt
No.10588
No.10590
>>10586
Why should they fuck off they work hard?
No.10591
lads I'm eating a yogurt at 12am :L
No.10592
>>10590
pack it in Greencuck we've been over this
No.10593
>>10590
Fuck off we're full
No.10595
I know it's a meme sauce but I fucking love Sriracha lads
No.10596
>>10595
I'd been hearing about it on /fit/ for years and tesco finally started stocking it recently
its fucking quality
No.10597
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No.10599
Someone needs to keep posting, whenever it gets too slow here my attention focuses back on how shit my life is and I start getting panicky.
No.10600
>>10598
It's a hot sauce. The oatmeal did a comic about it hence the meme status but it's genuinely good shit (if you like a bit of spice)
No.10601
>>10599
>>10599
Tbh lad, drunk on fruity lexia wine, bout to head out and walk around the streets and hopefully a qt drunk bogan grill will talk to me, because I'm too scared of bouncers to go into a club on my own, tbf I do have social phobia and am a pathetic failure at life
No.10602
Morning all, first time I've managed to sleep at night and wake up in the morning for a while.
My dad picked me up yesterday evening to stay at his for the weekend, so I'll probably not be around most of the time until Sunday night.
No.10603
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No.10605
>>10601
What time is it atm over in your colony?
No.10606
>>10604
not sure lad im pretty drunk
>>10605
7:21 PM at the time of writing
im not sure if its worth going out, ive had some conversations with qt drunk girls before, but its rare. mostly i just walk around and listen to the dubliners on my ipod. ill probably go out, mostly i just talk to myself tho
No.10607
>>10606
also about the /brit/band if you guys are serious, i can sorta sing and passably play bass, i can link you to my soundcloud if you're interested, goodbye for now m8s
No.10608
>>10607
That's cool mate but you'll have to prove your British ancestry to be eligible.
No.10609
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No.10610
No.10611
>>10610
>tfw smoking that green right now
No.10612
>>10611
nobody cares greencuck
No.10613
File: 1431775258594.jpg (Spoiler Image, 26.79 KB, 460x282, 230:141, 1425610311896.jpg)
No.10614
>tfw I hate my job and my customers and my life
why don't I just back to smoking tobacco then ?
No.10616
>tfw I slept for 14 hours and I feel like I can sleep ten hours more
No.10618
>>10617
1.Drug Dealer ☑
2. Not from Britian ☑
-> This is a man who would benefit from Green government ☺
No.10619
>>10618
Stop it SAG reeeeee
No.10620
>>10618
This happened under a Tory government so that should tell you something
No.10621
>>10620
This is a cuck country and this is not surprising, no matter the government.
No.10622
>>10620
The Greens open door policy and legalised dealing would encourage more of this behavior than at present ?
No.10623
>>10622
>the war on drugs is good
the sooner its legalised the better
No.10624
>>10623
how would turning over our drugs to Tescos make it better ?
No.10625
>>10622
>legalised dealing
wat no
the only drug that will be legalised is weed, everything else would stay the same. The greens policies on immigration is no different to the current one under the tories right now really.
No.10626
>>10624
because you wouldn't have illegals making money off it, and it would be taxed
No.10627
>>10625
great so now Tony Blair handed over cannabis to big pharma (while having no medical value I may add) we may as well hand it over to big supermarkets ? Can't wait for Tescos value range biftas.
Wait 'illegals' ? are we meaning illegal immigrants or illegal dealers ? Cos my dealer is as English as it gets but I suppose he is still breaking a law
No.10628
>>10625
o rly ?
>MG400 We will replace existing British Immigration law with an Immigration law which does not discriminate directly on the grounds listed above (see MG205). This law will be based on the principle of fair and prompt treatment of applicants rather than on excluding dishonest applicants whatever the cost to the honest ones. We will consult widely with affected groups to ensure that features of the current law which are of concern to them are addressed. MG401 We will allow the partners, prospective partners, immediate families and prospective families of British residents to join them without excessive delays or unreasonable requirements for proof of relationship. This will be independent of the financial status of the resident and will not be dependent on her/him providing accommodation (We recognise that this must be implemented in association with a housing policy).MG402 A person's right to stay will not be linked to that of partners or families but will be independent. Families will not be divided by deportation unless the deportee poses a serious danger to public safety. MG403 We will allow the victims of past errors in immigration decisions to come to the UK where these decisions have resulted in continuing serious deprivation. MG404 Migrants illegally in the UK for over five years will be allowed to remain unless they pose a serious danger to public safety.
No.10629
>>10625
>The greens policies on immigration is no different to the current one under the tories right now really.
no one believes this nor will ever believe it, stop with this meme please
No.10630
>>10629
You think any Green would say what Theresa '1984' May would have said on immigrants coming over the Med on boats?
No.10631
No.10632
>>10628
how is that any different to the tories though?
>Families will not be divided by deportation unless the deportee poses a serious danger to public safety
No.10633
>>10631
>He explained that the migrants did not want to come to Malta because that would make it difficult for them to proceed to Northern Europe.
b-but they're just fleeing from danger! They just want safety! They're not coming here to leech off of us!!!
No.10634
>>10632
>pick out one line and ignore the rest
>see there's no difference!
at least try not to be so stupid
No.10635
>>10632
>This law will be based on the principle of fair and prompt treatment of applicants rather than on excluding dishonest applicants whatever the cost to the honest ones.
how is this the same as the tories ?
No.10636
>>10628
>MG404 Migrants illegally in the UK for over five years will be allowed to remain unless they pose a serious danger to public safety.
how is this the same as the tories
No.10637
>>10628
>We will allow the partners, prospective partners, immediate families and prospective families of British residents to join them without excessive delays or unreasonable requirements for proof of relationship. This will be independent of the financial status of the resident and will not be dependent on her/him providing accommodation (We recognise that this must be implemented in association with a housing policy).
how is this the same as the tories ?
No.10638
>>10628
> We will allow the victims of past errors in immigration decisions to come to the UK where these decisions have resulted in continuing serious deprivation.
want me to go on?
No.10640
>>10638
yes, now post the tory manifesto and compare the immigration policies
No.10641
>>10640
>keep our ambition of delivering annual net migration in the tens of thousands, not the hundreds of thousands
control migration from the European Union, by reforming welfare rules
>clamp down on illegal immigration and abuse of the Minimum Wage
>enhance our border security and strengthen the enforcement of immigration rules
>develop a fund to ease pressure on local areas and public services.
>scrap the Human Rights Act and curtail the role of the European Court of Human Rights, so that foreign criminals can be more easily deported from Britain
Gee it's exactly the same!
No.10642
>>10641
Well that somalian guy didn't get deported. I guess the tories are liars then right?
No.10643
>>10640
>Our plan to control immigration will put you, your family and t he British people first. We will
reduce the number of people coming to our country with tough new welfare conditions and
robust enforcement. We will:
keep our ambition of delivering annual net migration in the tens of thousands, not the
hundreds of thousands
control migration from the European Union, by reforming welfare rules
clamp down on illegal immigration and abuse of the Minimum Wage
enhance our border security and strengthen the enforcement of immigration rules
develop a fund to ease pressure on local areas and public services.
???
No.10644
>>10642
>he went inside in 2007
under brown
>he got sentenced to 8 years
meaning someone let him out early ??
No.10645
>>10642
The tories just got into power a week ago. Before that they had the lib dems breathing down their necks constantly fighting at the reigns against increasing immigration and crime laws.
But that's not even the point, you said the Green policy was the same as the Tories policy, and you were completely flat out wrong.
No.10646
>>10643
>keep our ambition of delivering annual net migration in the tens of thousands, not the
hundreds of thousands
it's currently 300,000 a year. They're missing their target.
>>10645
Lad, you can't blame the clegmeister for everything the torys did wrong.
No.10647
>>10646
no he was just their first mistake
No.10648
>>10646
Lad, you can't just move the goalpost every time you get btfo
No.10649
>>10648
Can we change the subject now please ?
baby candy
No.10650
>>10649
Ok. I'm watching Dredd.
It's pretty damn Justified.
No.10651
>Scrapping human rights
>Revival of the snooper's charter
Fuck, glad I'm not going to see much more of this.
No.10652
>>10651
are you intending to kill yourself?
No.10653
>>10652
That I am baby, been building up since I was 11 so fuck it, not like anything will ever improve. Plus at least some people will get some use out of my organs.
No.10654
>>10650
Is that the new movie ? I've only ever seen Sylvester Stallones version but I do have a friend who really' enjoyed it. I guess it means this version is more adult?
No.10655
>>10653
can I have your cock?
No.10656
>>10653
why anon? What's brought you to this point?
No.10657
>>10655
Alright, 1 order of disappointment for anon.
No.10658
I'm under the impression they cant remove our ECHR without removing us from Europe.
No.10659
>>10654
It's the 2012 one. Shaping up to be one of my favourite films.
Yeah it is adult.
No.10660
>>10657
It's okay, I'll just add it into mine
No.10661
>>10658
I'm under the impression Dave is gonna do it anyway because he knows the EU wouldn't drop us over that.
No.10662
>>10659
Not really a film person but I loved the newest Batman films for suspense and plot
No.10664
>>10662
It's not like Nolan's Batman.
No.10665
>>10656
Guess a lifetime of being beaten over the head with failures and a general negative outlook on life takes it's toll. Guess my reasoning is just "it'll get worse, why wait?".
>>10660
I like how ya think! The contract is sealed.
No.10666
>>10661
It will be interesting times to see what happens. I mean if he thinks that he can just pick and choose the EU rules he like (much like the rest of Europe currently do) surely we have to ask ourselves what we all want from the EU.
>>10663
I-I-I'm s-sorry sir what did I say wrong ??
No.10667
>>10664
How so ? Not as heavy plot and more violence ?
No.10668
>>10667
Dredd more stylised, the plot isn't as deep however it makes up for that in the moral dilemmas and a much more interesting world. The violence is really nice too.
I'm only halfway through though.
No.10669
Just discovered in board settings they now allow you to stop duplicate images by thread instead of by board, so now we can stop retards spamming one image over and over but still allow people to re-use images from previous threads.
No.10670
No.10671
>>10668
I'm going to add that a deeper plot doesn't mean a better plot.
I like this simpler plot way more than any of Nolan's Big Guy Plots.
No.10672
>>10671
Will try look it up next time I get two hours, sounds better than I imagined it (doesn't take much I don't really understand comic stuff) which is what surprised me about Batman having been brought up on the total pony Keaton&Kilmer whackness
No.10674
No.10675
>>10674
post your favourite comic anon
No.10676
Fugg lads.
Dredd is 10/10.
No Jewish meddling.
Truly /pol/approved.
No.10677
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>10676
>sounds like a must catch now
I'm high AF and in need of Lupulin
have an easy rest of the weekend ∞anons
No.10678
>>10676
nigger are you high? Watched it on tv the other week and it was terrible.
No.10679
>>10678
You calling me a nigger, you fucking kike?
No.10680
No.10681
>>10680
good to know the police are tackling the REAL problems, and to think people said that women shouldn't be in the police service.
No.10682
>>10680
Imagine being in a warzone with a woman in your fireteam.
No.10683
>>10682
I'd probably kidnap her on the front line and have sex with her in a bush
No.10684
No.10685
No.10686
No.10687
———-T
———-H
———-R
———-E
———-A
D E A D
No.10688
No.10689
>>10688
>tfw the normies are out partying because it's saturday night
rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee
No.10690
>I've finished all my alcohol and the shops are shut and I'm not drunk enough.
No.10691
No.10692
>mfw a non-white thought he was British near me
No.10693
I got on Tor but now I don't know what to do on it.
No.10694
>>10693
It's too late, they know.
No.10695
>>10608
Never mind then I'm german
No.10696
had a really nice night, family friends came over and we talked about the old times all night (when I wasnt a robot), hadn't seen them in years. I had like 5 beers so I was much more social than usual.
No.10697
>>10693
Search dark web on reddit, then go to "list of markets" or somethimg that (assuming that's what you're after)
No.10698
>>10695
That's unfortunate mate
No.10699
Got woken up by my Tesco delivery arriving, after putting the stuff away I ate an entire tub of Ben and Jerrys. Oh well.
Time to go shower.
No.10700
>>10699
thats a lot of calories m8
No.10701
>>10700
Also ate some hula hoops, fridge raiders and dairy lee cheese slices. I dont give a fuck mate.
No.10702
No.10704
No.10705
No.10706
>>10704
Nah mate, just been watching community commentary for hours.
No.10707
>>10704
I went for a walk around my local country park, it's hot as fuck but I saw some cute dogs and ducks and things
No.10708
No.10709
No.10710
welp, sickgirls pics got posted on 4chan again
No.10711
Just ate a bowl of cereal without milk
Highlight of my day
No.10712
>>10711
Whoa, glad you're on our side!
No.10713
>>10711
>>10712
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
No.10714
>>10713
>you will never have such madmen for m8s
why live
No.10715
Just had another driving lesson m8s
It went ok, I'm actually getting pretty confident on the road, but I can't seem to get my theory sorted
No.10716
No.10717
>>10716
Police informed, we can't have an absolute madman on the loose anon.
No.10718
>>10710
We look like fools to them.
No.10719
>>10718
fools in what way?
No.10720
>>10719
Fools for housing a normie female.
Just look at how they view us.
No.10721
>>10720
except they actually want her posting in their thread (they've come here a couple of times to ask her to go back)
either way they're always gonna dislike us because they don't like another britfeel existing
No.10722
>removing lupus' picture
for what purpose? Literally everyone knows what she looks like, it just makes us look like a bunch of cuckolds. It's not like a picture of her face being up is doing her any harm.
No.10723
>>10722
I'm not the guy who deleted them but I suspect that maybe because it just causes a bunch of drama AND will possibly lead to the weird waifu-guys coming here
that and the whole doxxing thing is a bit ott and I'd say that for anyone really
but what the fuck ever
No.10724
Why is carlsberg so fucking flat. There are hardly any bubles in it how do people drink it? Srs
No.10725
>>10724
carlsberg is a shite beer but I never noticed it being "flatter" than any other beer.
you sure you didn't just shake the can up lad?
No.10726
>>10725
Really? maybe it's because it was in a can. Fosters in cans is pretty flat too. Fuck cans brah.
No.10727
>>10726
Beer receptacle power ranking:
>Bottled
>Pint
>Pitcher
POWERGAP
>licked from a puddle on the floor
>can
No.10728
>>10727
True, only good thing about cans is that they are cheap, however it makes the beer taste half as good.
No.10729
Evening everyone. I saw my dog about an hour ago. She's looking grey and old, she's gone slow and tired, she used to be full of energy. It made me sad.
No.10730
>>10729
how old is she?
>tfw my dog is 11
My old dog lived to be 18, and this guy's still full of life, but he's a big dog so I know he can't have long left
No.10731
>>10730
She's 10, but she's always been very puppy like, full of beans, and could run for miles, as she's part whippet. But today she was hobbling and had a grey muzzle and eyebrows. It really did make my tummy sink. She struggled getting up on the sofa for a cuddle with me.
No.10732
>>10728
I used to buy cans cause I'm a tight fuck, but now I'll always spring out for bottles because it's just way way nicer
No.10733
>>10732
>ah only got a fiver, cans will be ok
>i bet it will taste better poured into a glass
it doesn't ;_;
No.10734
>>10733
Pouring it into a glass makes it even flatter
No.10735
>>10734
its a lose/lose situation
No.10736
>tfw bad tummy
>keep having massive shits every few hours
No.10737
>>10736
what did you eat lad?
No.10738
>Please choose a password with a mix of lower and upper case letters, numbers and symbols.
FUCK OFF
No.10739
>>10738
>finally come up with a password
>it's not long enough
No.10740
>>10739
>came up with one that matched the requirements
>you cannot use any phrases you have previously used
do they even want me to use their site
No.10741
>>10739
>EVERY
>FIELD
>RESET
No.10742
had some money left on tor so bought a brazzers lifetime account for £7, feels goodman
No.10743
cant be fucked going back to work tomorrow lads
No.10744
>>10743
oh hai normie, I didn't see you there
No.10745
>>10744
at least I can soon afford to get my very own Gitah
No.10746
>>10743
Hey SAG. How goes?
No.10747
>>10743
enjoy ur monday normie 8-)
No.10748
>>10746
I wish I could go to Reading to see babymetal
other than that I'm okay, just three more months of employment until I'm finally free
No.10749
>>10748
Aye, not bad man. Have you decided about your highers?
No.10750
>>10748
Reading is the most normie festival ever
No.10751
>>10749
nope, it's really hard. I feel like the other route is more sensible but I don't want to lock myself out of other degrees.
>>10750
all festivals are normie
No.10752
No.10753
>just finished season one of K-On
>baka is still down
not like I wantd to start on the 2nd season anyways tbh
No.10754
>>10753
here you go mate:
https://kickass.unblocked.pw/usearch/k-on%20category:anime/
I might start watching it, a fair few people seem to be into it so it can't be that bad right?
No.10755
Shit mate. I've run out of morphine. And my tramadol has been recalled by the pharmaceutical company because it was contaminated. I'm both in pain and withdrawing. Fuck this gay earth.
No.10756
>>10755
shit man doesn't sound good, when will you be able to next get some?
Also anyone got any netflix recommendations?
No.10757
No.10758
>>10757
good call, nearly finished 22 jump street
No.10759
>>10758
>you will never be friends with the dude
No.10760
>>10756
In a few days. I'm legitimately considering heroin.
No.10761
No.10762
>>10761
nah lad dw i would too.
No.10763
>>10746
>hey SAG
I wish people wouldn't do this
No.10764
No.10765
>>10764
hwo is she and why does she have rubby dinghy lips ?
No.10766
>>10765
I think I'm still drunk
No.10767
>>10765
British girls yes!
No.10768
No.10769
>>10768
Morning mate. How was everyone's weekends?
My dad took me for a walk along the Thames in Marlow on Saturday, we had an ice cream and pub lunch. Yesterday he took me, my sister, her partner and my niece to the zoo for the day, then dropped me off at home afterwards.
Really enjoyed it all in all, my legs hurt like hell after all that though.
No.10770
>>10769
Not too bad. Packing my backpack for this pennine way walk. I've barely planned it, I think I'll just turn up and see how far I can walk. Waiting for the weather to clear up really.
No.10771
>>10754
>tfw this one doesn't work for me either
No.10772
>>10770
Nice, should be good. Yeah the weather is a little miserable right now, just yesterday I was walking around in a t-shirt and sunglasses. Today I'm sitting indoors in a jacket while it piddles down outside.
No.10773
No.10774
>>10773
I don't know what I'd do without you anon
No.10775
I've been stuck on finding peers for ages lads
looks like I'm going to have to stream until I can find a working torrent tomorrow ;_;
No.10777
>>10776
finally
I owe you one lad, hopefully it will be downloaded once I get back home
No.10778
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST,
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU,
No.10779
>>10778
is this the lead singer?
No.10780
>>10779
Yes, Jeff 'I love Anne Frank' Mangum.
No.10782
>eating Cheerios
>one cheerio looks like a brown ass hole
Feels batman
No.10783
For the first time in my life I just sat down on the toilet without realising the seat was up. I've always thought women were complete morons for managing to do that, and here I am.
No.10784
>>10783
I've only ever done it once, like 2 years ago. It's a crazy fucking feeling, breaks you a bit mentally for a while. I just didnt understand it. How did it happen?
No.10785
>>10783
I wasn't aware that was even a thing that women did, that's pretty gross. I think I'd fall straight into my loo if I did that.
No.10786
>>10784
I know right? It's disturbing, like why now? By body sort of recoiled in horror and now my arm is aching
>>10785
Perhaps it's one of those things that feminists like to exaggerate, but if they're to be believed women are constantly landing their arse straight on the porcelain because sexist pigs aren't putting the seat down.
No.10787
>>10781
>on an image board
>link someone to a thread by posting the full URL
No.10788
>>10786
>This is what I was wearing when i fell into dookie, tell me I asked for it!
No.10789
>>10770
Don't forget to wave if your passing Bronte country
No.10790
>>10786
While I may have freaked the fuck out at how it could happen, one thing I will say is that I at no point blamed myself for leaving the seat up. I blamed myself for not thinking when sitting down for some reason. I just dont understand how I wouldnt have noticed when walking into the bathroom.
No.10791
>>10788
>>10786
Aye. The difference is. It usually only happens to women at night, when they're half asleep, because the toilet seat is down what? 75% percent of the time. As you shit with with it down too. And only piss with it up. So it'd stand to reason it'd be down. If it happened to you in the middle of the day you're a fucking daft cunt
No.10792
Btw I saw waitrose qt outside of waitrose the other day, she was getting out of her car to use the atm.
I'm about to pop in there now for some flavoured milk so might see her.
No.10793
>>10787
I forgot it was 8chan pol.
No.10794
What is it with people inconveniencing themselves just to be smug shits about things?
No.10795
>>10794
Gonna need some context bud
No.10796
No.10797
>>10794
people like to feel smug
No.10798
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No.10799
>>10794
maybe they weren't being smug but wanted to teach you something
No.10800
>>10795
>>10796
I guess what I'm trying to say (badly), is that people go out of their way to do things the hard way and then rail on people that take the quicker easy way when it's there for that exact purpose.
But >>10797 pretty much has it spot on.
No.10801
>>10800
you can't be smug when doing something wrong can you ?
No.10802
>>10800
If a game gives you the option of playing on Easy, Normal, or Hard difficulty, which one do you usually choose?
No.10803
>>10802
easy first time to see the story
No.10804
>>10802
Normally normal because you usually have to in order to unlock hard.
No.10805
>>10804
Never played a game where you have to play normal to unlock hard. Played plenty where you have to in order to unlock the really hard difficulties.
No.10806
>>10803
Why don't you play games for the gameplay and the challenge anon? The "story" should be the dessert, not the main meal.
No.10807
>>10805
Max Payne is the first example that comes into my head of a game that does that, I know I've played others though.
To answer my own question, I usually play Normal on any game with the option before 2007, and Hard for anything afterwards. Only used to play Easy when I was a kid and was shit at everything.
No.10808
>>10802
Usually normal, games tend to set hard to "enemies have more life", which isn't really harder, just more annoying and tedious. I don't see the point in "hard" modes if they're just going to waste my time.
If the games hard mode is done through, or even more enemies then it's a bit different.
No.10809
>>10808
>Enemies do more damage
Cool I just have to dodge more
>More enemies
Fine, I just have to be less kamikaze
>Enemies have too much health
Uuuuuuuuuuugh fuuuuuuuck just die already, you're just one of the many jobbers, why do I have to spend a minute plinking at your health-gains
>Extra content or expanded areas for hard
Oh baby.
No.10810
>>10809
It depends on the game really, I like the idea of adding more enemies (paired with different AI), it's something that was used in the hard mode for the original Guild wars. It forces you to think about using more AoE based damage instead of just plain old DPS, and there were more and more enemies that used cripple or slows, meaning you had a harder time dealing with conditions.
I fucking miss guild wars 1.
No.10811
Metal Gear does difficulty perfectly.
No.10812
>>10811
>tfw tried getting a girl to play Metal Gear Solid 3 and she phoned me up while playing it screaming 'ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE YOU HAVE TO MEMORISE ALL THE GUARD ROUTES FUCKING HELL WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT'
Still think back to that and smile, fucking women
No.10813
>>10812
Kek, MGS3 is the easiest too.
>knowing a girl
>known girl calling you
Normie?
No.10814
Even with all the baddies trying to kill you, Unreal feels really cosy at times.
No.10815
popping down the food bank anyone want anything?
No.10816
>>10812
I had a similar experience when I was about 14, and a girl from school was ranting at me on msn about how impossible the fourth mission in GTAIII was.
No.10817
>>10816
Girls just seem to be terrible at a certain type of games, ones that require thinking or reasoning. I've played L4D with girls before, but never games like Swat4 or Civilization.
No.10818
>>10817
I wouldn't say that has anything to do with sex, I'm terrible at "thinking or reasoning" games myself. I couldn't play a western RPG or tactical/strategy game to save my life.
Games like MGS3 and GTA3 however are action games at their core, and most of the girls I've ever come across not many have super shitty hand dexterity when it comes to using a controller or mouse+keyboard to control characters on a screen, and a really poor sense of direction & spatial awareness. They usually gave up if they couldn't simply walk forwards and press X to win.
Give them Sims on the other hand, and they'll be there for months.
No.10819
I've pussied out of getting Witcher 3.
No.10820
>>10819
Just pirate it when it comes out, it's going to be DRM free on GOG so it doesn't even require cracking.
No.10821
Was next to this girl in the gym who was talking to her friend about this guy who was a bit rapey on a date, he forced himself on her but she liked it W-wat
No.10822
>>10820
Yeah, that's what I'm doing instead. I doubt I could run it well anyway.
I'm much, much more hyped for The Phantom Ruse.
No.10823
>>10821
Breaking news just in; most women find dominant alpha male behaviour attractive.
No.10824
>>10806
because I'm shit at games
No.10825
Just finished axiom verge, while it's the best Metroidvania released in a good while, it does commit some horrible sins with its map system, and I didn't like how it ended, it even had a place for an alternate end story wise, but didn't take it.
Oh well, it was still awesome.
No.10826
>>10822
>Corey in the House
Greatest game of all time, or greatest game of all time?
No.10827
>>10824
Perhaps right now, but I'm sure if you started playing on Normal more often you'd naturally get better.
No.10828
>>10823
So most girls like rape ?
No.10829
>>10828
If your definition of rape includes a man being "forward, dominant or in control" rather than just "sexual intercourse against her will or without consent, using threatening behaviour or violence", sure.
No.10830
>>10827
maybe, but I'm the anon with a broken arm, so I'm not going to be playing anything for a while
No.10831
>>10828
rape play is pretty popular in bdsm
No.10832
>>10828
Yes, at least the idea of it.
No.10833
Incidentally. Has that guy who said he was going to kill himself posted since?
No.10834
>>10833
he posted a link to a livestream and we all watched him hang himself
mods deleted the post afterwards in case normies came in and tried to stop him
RIP
No.10835
>>10834
RIP
Like we need our posters killing themselves off. It's already dead in here.
No.10836
>>10835
JUST
end it all lads
No.10838
No.10839
No.10840
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No.10841
>laying on the sofa under a blanket watching only Fools
There is no comfier feel
No.10843
>>10841
who is the best only fools character and why is it boycie
also testing out new spoiler file
No.10844
>>10843
can anyone else see a different spoiler pic (with the britfeel guy behind the question mark)? I uploaded it but it's not showing up for me
No.10845
>>10844
sorry m8 can't see a thing
No.10846
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No.10847
>>10844
nope, just looks like normal
No.10848
>>10846
Aaaaaand the test result: FAILURE!
No.10849
>>10845
>>10847
>check the board assets page again
>it mentions that you might need to clear your cache to get the new pic to show up
>clear it
>it's still showing the old one
No.10850
My lifts at the gym are stalling lads, should I eat more? Currently bulking on 2500-2700 cals, my lifts have stayed the same for the past 2 weeks though.
No.10853
>>10844
>>10849
I remember having trouble with spoiler images when they were being changed on /v/, you might have to close your browser, delete cookies, etc. to make it show up. The /v/ one didn't load for me until I restarted.
No.10854
>>10850
>gym
normie scum you are no fun
No.10855
>>10849
>check another board that uses a custom spoiler image
>the image doesn't work on their page either but I notice it works on the catalog
>create a new thread so I can see if the new spoiler image works when viewed from the catalog
>the thread just doesn't show up on there
No.10856
>>10855
>thread shows up at last
>new spoiler pic still didn't show up
I'm fucking done with this shit rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.10857
>>10854
I get gym membership half price for having depression m8
No.10858
No.10859
>>10857
Im just messing la, as for your problem, go back one lift and lift at that for a week or two. Then advance and see if you can progress further this time. I can't remember what its called but I've heard it works for stalls sometimes
No.10860
nightbus is on lads
there's a couple of robot tier people on there now
No.10861
>>10860
these people are right about people on the bus just staring at their phone screens the whole time tho tbh
No.10862
>>10860
>nightbus
never heard of it
No.10863
>>10781
Fucking hell
looks like I'll be getting my free education then getting the fuck out of here
if any of you decide to top yourselves be sure take as many dune coons as humanly possible with you
No.10864
>>10861
From my fairly limited experience, people have been staring at their phone screens non-stop for the past 5 or 6 years no matter the location. Even at home I'm often the only person around not looking at a phone screen.
Was Wall-e right?
No.10865
>>10862
start watching now before the normies start watching it
No.10866
>>10863
>then getting the fuck out of here
where the fuck will you go? The only place where whites are likely to survive is Russia and other Slav shit-holes
No.10867
>>10864
Spend all day staring at a plastic rectangle to add numbers to a plastic rectangle to trade for other plastic rectangles. So it goes.
No.10868
>>10866
the reality is although whites will become the minority soon in America they are a heavily segregated society, if I go to a state like Alaska I should be safe.
No.10869
>>10868
the fact that whites survive better in the cold that other races will be our salvation.
NUCLEAR WINTER WHEN?
No.10870
Thinking about getting back into Japanese lads, maybe by next Summer I'll be able to strike up a conversation with all the Japs I always see milling about my city.
>>10869
exactly, we just need to make a last stand around the arctic circle m8
No.10871
>>10870
>Thinking about getting back into Japanese
How far did you get before? I memorised hiragana and katakana about 2 and a half years ago, then I got distracted with another interest and forgot it all.
And I managed to do that twice.
No.10872
>>10870
Chinese/Japs are shit tier
No.10873
>>10872
Chinese a shit but the Japanese are honorary Aryans mate
No.10875
>>10873
I hate their workaholic/stare at screens all day culture they have
No.10876
>>10875
they're still a more successful and prosperous people than most others in the world
and I'm not even a weaboo, that's just straight up fact
No.10877
>>10875
>not being a binkan salaryman
No.10878
>Exam in 10 hours
>Done no revision yet.
I wanted to fail anyway though guys, right?
If I didn't want to fail, I'd have done something by now, right?
No.10879
>>10871
I've not once made it past hiragana
>>10872
They're a novelty to me
No.10880
>>10868
How would you move there?
I wouldn't mind living in North North America.
No.10881
>>10880
that's a good point, unlike Great Brislam where any shithead from around the world can get in, the USA actually has a sensible immigration policy where only people will skills, talents, money or a job lined up can get in.
No.10882
>>10881
It's shit because they don't allow me in.
USA is the only country I would move to in a heartbeat but I can't due to their immigration policies, feels batman.
No.10883
>>10882
How do the hordes of Mexicans get over?
Can we claim refugee status if we row over in a canoe?
No.10884
>>10883
they sneak in, get a shitty job then try to live there as long as they can before they get found out
No.10885
>>10884
But I know there are people there that didn't get thrown out.
No.10886
I just tried to apply for a greencard but wasn't eligible because I'm a brit. Why would they not allow their closest allies to live over there? fucking cunts
No.10887
>>10886
Too many whites (^:
No.10888
>>10881
>>10882
>>10880
>free education
assuming no further relapses in my mental health I will be a skilled individual boys
No.10889
>>10888
i-i guess i'll have to stay here then
No.10890
>>10888
skilled individual in sucking cocks amiright?
No.10891
>>10889
I'll smuggle over AR15s for you once the uprising starts lad
No.10892
lads you need to all go to College before David Cameron starts up the work for bennies program and literally enslaves you
it's the only way you'll be safe
No.10893
>>10892
I quit not long ago.
I couldn't take it.
No.10894
No.10895
Exam in 50 minutes. I've somewhat revised, don't feel too shit about it.
Wish me luck guys, I'll be back in a few hours after a horrible exam and a couple of pints.
No.10896
>>10895
Good luck bud
When's your last exam out of interest?
No.10897
lads I turn 26 in a few weeks.
No.10898
>>10897
Are you doing anything for it? Or will it be just like any other day?
No.10899
No.10900
lads all this tax shit is too fucking complicated
I have no idea how to get this sorted
there's so many forms
No.10901
>>10900
Are you self employed?
No.10902
No.10903
>>10902
i'm unsure what forms you need to fill in then as its all done automatically by your employer and bank? Or at least thats been the case for me in the past.
No.10904
>>10903
it is but the tax code my employers are using is wrong
No.10905
Stopped in maccies on the way back from the JC, got the California melt large meal and chicken selects. The chicken selects are exactly the same as the kfc boneless chicken and you don't have to buy a massive bucket everytime.
No.10906
>>10904
It should sort itself out, which means you'll get a juicy rebate later on.
No.10907
>>10905
>you don't have to buy a massive bucket everytime.
>implying I wouldn't buy a massive bucket anyway
No.10908
Finished my exam, and university. It's all over.
Watching the first episode of K On, dont think it's my sort of thing tbh.
No.10909
>>10908
That's okay, not everyone can appreciate cute girls doing cute things.
No.10910
Who /snacking/ here?
Got some kettle chips and some Pepsi max
No.10911
>>10892
Get an apprenticeship lad, they're pretty easy and you'll get some experience for a real job.
No.10912
>>10907
too many cals 4 me
No.10913
>>10910
Just made myself a chicken sandwich, and I have a cherry bakewell too.
No.10914
>>10912
>not starving yourself the day before in preparation
Do you even /binge/?
No.10915
>>10910
BBQ Supernoodles and cup of tea here la
No.10916
>>10911
Not that guy, but I got an interview for an apprenticeship this week, hope I get it they look good tbh
No.10917
>>10916
Good luck mate, what's the apprenticeship in?
No.10918
Is that anon who got the shits from eating polos here? I just had a few and my stomachs rumbling….
No.10919
>>10917
IT mate, used PC's all my life so I thought why not. I work at the minute but its barely more than the dole so I've been looking to apprenticeships as a step up
No.10920
thunder and rain just started here lads, comfy indoors
No.10921
>>10920
It passed over here about an hour ago, didn't last long at all.
No.10922
Same here, but hail instead of thunder.
No.10923
>>10921
Yeah its dying down now :(
No.10924
Laddites, recommend me a VPN.
No.10925
>>10924
>>>/tech/219823
>>>/baphomet/60934
>>>/scurv/1779
>>10922
Hail just started here, but finished before I finished writing this post.
No.10926
>>10925
Nice one breadwin, may you been spirited away to the 2D world.
No.10927
No.10928
>>10927
>Summer rains, you can never predict them
No.10929
>>10911
I am actually thinking of doing one. You can get an apprenticeship in almost anything now a days. There are ones for jobs like accounting that pay are pretty good money. Much cheaper than going to uni.
No.10930
>>10929
I can honestly say it was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Obviously if you do a ridiculous one like "apprentice shelf stacker" then you're just being used for cheap labour. But an actual office or trade based one can gain you some really useful experience
No.10931
>>10930
You're right, seems like the best option around for people like us. Haha the amount of Apprentice Retail Assistant positions I see are ridiculous, its shameless of these companies
No.10932
>>10931
I notice on the other thread people complaining that they can't get a job because they lack experience, yet when apprenticeship was suggested they act like it's beneath them. But apprenticeships are now THE way to gain entry-level experience now, bar certain graduate jobs or having contacts who can get you a job outright.
No.10933
>installing update 5 of 79
No.10934
>>10933
I'm really proud of you, anon. (^:
No.10935
>>10932
You're right, most even lead to a full time position with the company. No idea why someone would see an apprenticeship as below them. I mean the thing it usually requires the skill of an entry level position while you train, but you end up in more 'skilled' work environments. Rather then say go to Uni and work at starbucks in the meantime.
No.10936
>you will never travel the world in search of weed strains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipYPLTArkcU
No.10937
>>10932
>>10935
What do you do if you're 25+ with a degree and don't qualify for an apprenticeship? All the entry level jobs are gone now and apprenticeship positions are being filled with 16-18 year olds.
No.10938
>>10936
Fuck it, I'd be down, ADVENTURE HO!
No.10939
No.10940
>>10937
>degree
what about graduate training schemes?
No.10941
>>10932
there are some genuinely useful apprenticeships but you have to understand that most exist to pay workers less. I wish every apprentice position was paid well and had a good future but many do not. As soon as you finish you are replaced with another cut-rate worker.
No.10942
>>10941
most will pay shit, but if you're on the dole as it is this shouldn't be a major issue (beyond the "hurr I'm not working for that amount of money" attitude).
Some will keep you on, many will not. But afterwards you will have actual experience so can get these other jobs that always expect experience and don't hire entry-level.
No.10943
No.10944
No.10946
>tfw internet is playing up
fucking piece of shit, it's like sub-dialup speed
No.10947
>>10946
welcome to my life. living out of my shit old laptop, tethered through my phone. getting a dank 40kbs download atm.
No.10948
>>10947
my phone internet is currently lightening fast compared to this bulllshit wifi
No.10949
>>10946
it's shit here too
No.10950
>>10949
Is that why it's so dead tonight?
y-yeah, that must be it.
No.10951
>oh hai Jamal I didn't see you there teehee
No.10952
>>10950
I've been here all day, but I've been doing random other stuff on my computer, and also feeling like I'm getting a cold again. I've had a sore throat since this morning and I've developed the sniffles within the last hour or two.
Also 8chan is rapidly going off and online, probably getting DDoS attacked again.
I should go to bed now.
No.10953
>>10947
Christ, another stuck with mobile broadband. I feel for you.
No.10954
>>10951
>Jamal
If anyone here is called Jamal they need to leave immediately
No.10955
No.10956
>>10954
You gon' make me, white boy?
No.10957
>>10956
>implying I'm white
come at me, dildo
No.10958
>>10953
it ain't eazy bruh
No.10959
>all this ridiculous tripfag drama
I've never been more glad for this place
No.10960
No.10961
>>10959
Would you mind summarizing what's going on there? I don't want to visit but am somewhat intrigued as to what the fuck there could be drama about again.
No.10962
>get out of work
>mum's there to pick me up
>get in car
>she's fucking hammered
>take the wheel for the three mile drive home even though I've never driven in my life
>she's crying and telling me about how her new boyfriend is dying of lung cancer or some shit
>get home
>she tells me she intends on killing herself
>now'smychance.jpeg
>call the ambulance and get them to cart her off to hospital
>mfw she's their problem now
No.10963
>>10962
that happen tonight?
No.10964
>>10963
I just got rid of her like ten minutes ago lad
No.10965
>>10961
>BritNormie has been posting less and less as no one replies to his posts
>started dropping his trip and replying to himself very obviously ("I don't know why people don't reply to you BritNormie, I always found your posts useful")
>most ignore it, some call him out on his bullshit
>BritNormie got "doxxed"
>anon claimed BritNormie came into IRC channel and revealed info on himself
>dox are quite clearly not him (No FB page, no links to a company etc.)
>one anons point this all out and claims the dox Anon is BritNormie
>seconds later BritNormie appears and claims he's been trolling everyone
>claims everything he said is a lie, he's just fucking with everyone
>claims to same-fag, shitpost and pretend to be other trips
>accuses everyone of being the "kiddo guy"
>no one cares
>posts every few minutes as himself, another trip or anon to remain relevant
Most of the "drama" was just him replying to himself.
No.10966
>>10965
Not to mention a bunch of other trips that have been posting for ages were supposedly him all along
No.10967
>>10965
Wow, that guy must have some serious personality disorder or something. That's fucking weird.
No.10968
>>10962
Who's gonna pay the bills when you're mums locked up?
No.10969
>>10967
The rabbit hole goes deeper than you coil possibly imagine
No.10970
Can we not talk about him all the time as well guys, the other thread was driving me crazy so I had to leave it.
No.10971
>>10968
they'll probably let her back out tbh
when she tops herself I'll just need to pay the rent which is going to be shit
No.10972
>>10970
Sorry lad, I was just a bit flummoxed by all of that going on.
But you're right, let's leave that bullshit at the door.
No.10973
>>10971
What's your living arrangements? You in a council house, or private? It's not just rent, you've got food, electricity, gas, internet!
No.10974
No.10975
>>10973
private
rent is £500 but the landlord likes me so I reckon I could barter him down to £400 if I need to
then I've got £600 a month left for utilities and food, should be enough. Then I just need to save up money by working overtime so I can move to the city when it's time to start college.
No.10976
right im going to bed lads
just wanted to get home from work and sleep but mum had to go and fuck it up
not chuffed
No.10977
I tried to break the ice with the UK thread on /cgl/ by calling them failed normies.
They just replied with 'cool' and 'thanks'.
Fuggin whores and betas man.
No.10978
mum just phoned me lads
She's gone off to the looneybin
She took the only phone charger in the house so I now have no phone use, no money and no idea whether or not I should go into work tomorrow
In terms of food I have a loaf of bread and some eggs that may or may not be out of date
Epic
No.10979
Pop to a foodbank and use a USB chord to charge your phone. You should go into work I assume you dont know when shes out so you might need every penny you can get
No.10980
>>10977
what sluts
>>10976
>>10978
sorry to hear it buddy, get a cheap charger off ebay asap.
you ever do any food shopping for yourself?
No.10981
No.10982
Who /gogogoenenyiseverywhere/ here?
No.10983
Aye. Morning gents. So essentially, busy few days. I wanted to /mischief/ so joined a mcm gay trans group. As mcm is coming up. There is a lot of terrible cosplay. I wanted to trigger as many people as possible. Make some people cry. It was all going well, eventually got kicked out for using the dreaded word "autistic". Now they're fucking paranoid as fuck about me. Because of the trouble I started.
No.10984
>>10983
Give full greentext
No.10985
>>10984
>Join Group
>Full of Degens
>Manly Trans in Lolita
>They're organising a bdsm sex hotel room with underage people
>Underage fatties posting half naked pictures.
>Don't join in the hugbox
>Standard shit posting.
>Back handed compliments
>"wow that cosplay would look amazing if you lost weight"
>Piss off over half the people there in the 24 hours I'm in there.
>Get banned for calling a clearly autistic guy autistic and some girl a cunt.
>Later on get linked to /cgl/ as they're talking about me.
>they think I linked the group kek
>Could literally not care less about being banned I'm not even going to mcm.
>Screenshot was taken 5 hours after my ban.
>They don't give a fuck.
>Still take they piss, autism guy being one of them.
>One of the seagulls report a guy from the degen group to his actual work place.
>Get him fired. For the sex room thing.
Just what.
No.10986
>>10985
>getting someone fired for degeneracy
10/10, top mischief
No.10987
>>10986
Aye. It was fairly impressive. But they're out for my blood. And it wasn't actually me that time kek. It was pretty funny watching it unfold though.
No.10988
>>10987
Wow anon, I was watching some of this go down on /cgl/ last night.
Good work.
How did you get in their group, are you brave enough to use your real Facebook?
No.10989
>>10988
Aye. I needed to look legit. It was a closed group.
No.10990
Hope the comfy rain showers never stop
No.10991
>>10990
Yeah man. Fucking love the sound of rain. I go sit in the conservatory, and listen to it pound the glass.
No.10992
>>10987
I'd honestly watch out. I went to the /cgl/ meet about 2 years ago at MCM and called people out on their autism and lies. I still get texts and FB messages to this day with threats.
>inb4 having FB
You need to have it for some of the clubs at university.
No.10993
>>10991
My bed faces my window so I can just lie here and what it trickle down. I think the suns coming out now though ;_;
No.10994
>>10992
I'd love to infiltrate one of these things and shitpost irl.
I don't want to spend money getting a train and ticket though.
When it comes to autists my social anxiety goes away completely.
No.10995
>>10992
I laugh at them from afar but fuck actually getting involved with those nutters. What are the texts like?
No.10996
>>10994
I used to work at the expo so it was all paid for, thought I'd hang out with them rather than the weeaboo autists. They were somehow worse.
>>10995
Last one was a week ago on my birthday, just read "This is your last year, we're coming for you ANON"
They're usually threats of what they're going to do to me, usually go into gory detail of how he's going to chop my head off and add it to his cosplay.
No.10997
havent wanked in three days
Urge to rape rising
No.10999
>>10992
Aye, the guy I called autistic went fucking nuts. Started calling me shit. Saying shit about me looking like a runescape character kek and even though I wasn't responding to him just kept going on and on. I blocked him as he was pecking my head, but then he clearly posted on cgl. It was just sad.
>>10993
It's still raining here, I sometimes sit on my doorstep under the porch watching it bounce off the flowers and shit. Rain is best weather.
>>10996
I'd honestly be a little worried after witnessing some of their chats mate. It's proper scary.
No.11000
>>10996
Do you laugh it off or have any of ever got you worried? I remember those cgl horror story threads. Them lot are fucked.
No.11001
>>10996
Fug m8, spooky they keep at it, I'd meet that guy and fight him if I were you.
How strong can these fags be?
No.11002
>>10999
That sounds nice. The smell after is the best, second to really early morning rain.
No.11003
>>10999
I'm not really worried, they don't have my address and it's mainly two skinny short autists who I accidentaly embarrassed in front of their oneitis.
I was working one of the big main stalls and saw her going around with different guys and commented on it and said it was kinda shitty that she was using them. She cussed me out and left (with her boyfriend) and the two of them started sperging out. Don't know how they got my number, must have been on my FB before I made it private.
>>11000
Laugh it off, I'm quite a big guy so I'm not worried about any physical confrontation. They don't have my address so they can't send me anything in the mail. They're outcast by the main /cgl/ group anyway
I'd be worried about the girls in the /cgl/ group, they are batshit insane and one of the main reasons I went to only one meet. Thought I could make friends there.
>>11001
They're your typical skeletons, but why waste time on them? I've got the numbers and texts saved so I might go to the police with it at some point.
No.11004
>>10990
I live on the coast and can see the beach from my balcony. Nothing's comfier than wrapping up in my slanket and sitting on the balcony when it's raining at night.
No.11005
>these cosplay autists have friends and I don't
No.11006
>>10998
What the fuck am I watching
No.11008
>>11003
Hahaha, at least theres no threat then. Yeah I've seen some pretty disturbing stories from normal guys who've picked them up at these meets. Shame I dont have them saved.
No.11009
>>11004
Lucky, I live on the coast but not close enough too the beach to do that. Where abouts are you anyway? might be on the same coast.
No.11010
>>11008
Out of interest what sort of disturbing stories? Are they just freaks who want to rub shit on each other or are they just insane and try and kill themselves?
No.11011
>>11009
Not >>11004 but I live close to the coast too.
Dorset coast.
No.11012
>>11010
I think one of the ones I read was this guy wanted to fuck this girl but shed only do it in furry costumes or something. Just search cgl horror stories on google and you should find some.
No.11013
>>11011
East coast here, dorset is nice I've heard though.
Lets flaunt our beach privilege.
No.11014
No.11015
>>11013
I don't ever go to the beach though.
I saw it recently but before that I haven't gone down there in years.
No.11016
>>11010
There's actually a story about a rolling in shit on cgl right now. There's loads of horror story's, stuff, when I was about 17, I went to a con. Before getting really poorly, thought it'd be a good way to meet new people. So I joined a forum, found people in my area going I speak to them for a few months online, spilt the cost a room with them. Ad I worked at Mcdonalds (I know) didn't have much cash. Here's how it went down.
>It was self catering, bought food from morrisons
>my vegetarian shit was all eaten on me the first night
>too shy to say anything
>stick with these people I came with
>They're loud and squeal at anything "kawaii"
>I just wanted to wear lolita and meet more people
>There's a rave I have some kind of seizure/faint
>friends/acquaintances leave me with a stranger outside to get air as they continue to party
>pass out, when I come to he had his hand down my pants whilst he's wanking himself off.
>Next day the couple I'm with break up,
>She pushes her boyfriend down the stairs,
>then takes her shoes off, and throws them at his head
>All because he's ran out of money.
>I've had enough, go back to the room
>someone has been into my drawer,
>stolen £250 and the katamari figurine I got.
Called my dad he drove all the way to come get me. Couldn't spend another day there.
No.11017
>>11014
Oh god, this reminds me, I live with a member of the university's anime society, I was explaining who I live with to a guy on my course the other day, he knew her by name, and said that the first time he met her (first year) she claimed to be a PHD student, at this point she was 20.
She also cosplays. Is there just something about these people that makes them compulsive liars?
No.11018
>>11005
>too pathetic to have normal friends
>too self aware for retarded autist friends
No.11019
>>11017
People with mental illnesses are just attracted to these things tbh
No.11021
>>11017
>Is there just something about these people that makes them compulsive liars?
Their hobby is dressing up and pretending to be fictional characters in public. You'll be hard-pressed to find a sane person among them.
>>11018
That pretty much sums me up too.
At school I didn't fit in with the lads who played football all day, but at the same time I couldn't stand the unbearable autists who would sperg out in that awful voice-broke-yesterday voice every second of the day over yugioh cards or some shit.
No.11022
>>11020
>this is what real yandere girls are like
No.11024
>>11023
Oh god. I remember them posting that. Horrific.
No.11025
>>11021
>in primary school
>most of the boys play football every day, the rest being the pokemon or chess autists
>friends with two twins.
>together we decide we don't like either
>create our own group with a few other middle-grounders
>we come up with awesome fun games, over time we have a collection of them
>occasionally some of the footy normies or autists would join us because our games were so popular
>we let them play but if they tried to change anything to suit them we kicked them the fuck out
>recruited the class tard to physically get rid of them if they refused, knowing he wouldn't get in trouble because "special"
>Kings of the playground
Felt good man.
>tfw you will never go back to being that primary school alpha
>tfw it's been completely downhill ever since
Feels bad man
No.11026
>>11023
>race mixing normie got what she deserved
nothing wrong here
No.11027
>>11026
Everyone in that story was a degenerate weirdo
>anime
not even once
No.11028
>>11027
>*anime in public
The "hide your powerlevel" thing was never a joke, it's genuine advice to avoid getting murdered by some anime club landwhale.
No.11029
>>11028
It goes the other way too.
I saw this girl dressed in some anime maid costume on the bus and opposite her this fat neckbeard was staring at her thighs, breathing heavily.
I might have felt sorry for her if I were stupid enough to think she wasn't asking for it.
No.11030
>>11029
yeah but not from that guy
No.11031
>>11030
The fat sweaty otaku lusting after cosplayers has been a stereotype for years, that's almost the only type of person those outfits would attract in public.
No.11032
>>11031
no, one day a super-hot, rich guy, who is also into anime will see her and whisk her away, it will totally happen. one day
No.11033
Morning lads
>bought a smartphone today
>no friends
it's like i like throwing money away
No.11034
>watching some shitty videos some guys I used to play with online made in 2010
>I recognise some of the names in the comments
>one guy commented 'I miss you all :(' 4 years ago.
>no comments since
i didn't ask for these feels
No.11035
>>11033
I'll probably be in the same situation soon too, my old phone has stopped detecting my SIM card.
I need to get a new one just so my dad can contact me once every couple of weeks.
No.11036
Waitrose girl looked at me today
No.11037
>>11036
have you actually talked to her yet?
No.11038
No.11039
>>11038
Did you take a picture yet?
No.11040
>>11039
>implying she exists
>implying anon isn't writing out his personal fantasy in realtime
>in which he meets "the one" at waitrose
>after weeks of idolising her from afar, she starts talking to him and they immediately hit it off
>they eventually get married and have children and live happily ever after
>hfw she will never be real
No.11041
>>11040
>by pure fortune, waitrose girl gets on the same train as anon one day
>a drunk starts harrassing her
>anon plucks up the courage to push the drunk away
>after a police report, waitrose girl asks for his address
>anon gives it, not expecting anything
>a few days later he recieves some cups in the mail
>after being pushed by us on britfeel, Anon nervously calls waitrose girl and organises a date
>we help him suit up and act properly and they lvie hapily ever after
No.11042
>>11041
>recieves some cups
what
No.11043
>>11041
that is a nice post. I have actually seen her outside of waitrose getting out her car once. She was at the checkout today but I was too beta to use that till.
No.11044
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>>11041
>they live happily ever after
>until she gets caught up with a whole new bunch of friends she likes even more
No.11045
>>11041
>a few days later he recieves some cups in the mail
No.11046
what you boys having for dinner
I had potato wedges with cheese and hot sauce in wraps.
Sounds bizzare but it was just a makeshift thing I put together and it was actually tasty
No.11047
>>11046
That sounds pretty good to me. My mum's doing salmon with boiled potatoes I think.
No.11048
>>11005
quality not quantity.
No.11049
>>11043
You can do it mate. Just go to her till and tell us about it.
>>11042
>>11045
>not sending a 2set of hermes teacups to your saviour
If she doesn't do that she isn't worthy
No.11050
>66 UIDs
I know this thread's been up for a while but that's pretty surprising
No.11051
speaking of which, can someone make a new thread?
No.11052
>>11050
10 are probably me switching network non stop because of shitty tethering phone reception kek
No.11053
No.11054
>>11046
ordering chinese fam
>>11050
speaking of which we could really use a new thread
No.11055
I can't connect to any chan sites without using a VPN.
On Chrome I get ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE and on Opera it just says I can't connect.
If it were my ISP it usually says they blocked it for whatever reason.
Anyone know what's up?
No.11056
>>11055
>ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE
I had this issue all day yesterday, it seems to have corrected itself today though.
No.11057
>salt and chilli chips
>egg fried rice
>honey chilli chicken
>bbq spare ribs
>mushrooms in oyster sauce
ur a big meal
No.11058
Evening lads, how we doing?
>>11057
For you
No.11059
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD I MADE THIS ONE
No.11060
>>11058
I'm alright thanks. There's an asian woman downstairs who my mum is doing a hair extension consultation for though, so I'll be up here until she's gone.
>>11059
There's no rush, we're still 78 posts away from the post limit.
No.11064