No.11065
>>11063
I was just in /got/ a second ago so this post really confused me
No.11067
>>11063
please no spoilers
No.11068
>>11062
>using the same image from 2 threads ago
>no title
COMPLETE FUCK UP
No.11069
>>11068
the chinese deliveryman knocked on my door while I was making it
No.11070
>>11067
SPOILER: The show is made of rape, and it's existence is a crime against women everywhere.
Please ignore the fact that it was off-screen, not actually rape, that males have been killed and tortured to greater extent ON-screen, and that the show is actually fictional.
No.11071
>>11070
Yeah I've heard about this controversy.
How you can get upset about a rape scene in a show that is constantly showing people killed, tortured, and flayed alive, just shows what hypocritical fuckwits these SJWs really are
No.11072
>>11070
SPOILER: GoT is shit ;4)
No.11073
>>11070
these women have never engaged in any introversion or critical thinking their entire lives
No.11074
>>11072
Name a TV show that isn't.
Only TV show I've particularly cared for is True Detective.
No.11075
>>11073
That's because they're women.
No.11076
>>11074
True Detective was GOAT, though I am already fairly sure that the second season will be shit
No.11077
>>11071
Honestly, I feel like the people complaining are people who have only just started watching it, or people that don't even watch. There's been far worse stuff go on and no one has complained.
It was less brutal than danny/drogo, people only care because Ramsey doesn't look like a Chad. If anything, the scene was worse for theon.
No.11078
>>11077
it's not rape if it's Dothraki Chad teehee
No.11079
>>11072
I haven't watched it since season 3, but this makes me laugh after the SocJus media were praising GRRM for his uninformed views on the Sad Puppies ordeal.
No.11080
who /thalassophobia/ here?
No.11081
>>11080
Not me as far as I'm aware, but I did get seasick the one time I went on a ferry as a kid.
No.11082
>>11080
Is that the one where you're scared of holes? Loads of little dots freak me out
No.11083
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No.11084
>>11082
>Is that the one where you're scared of holes?
no
No.11085
anyone watching the job centre?
No.11086
No.11087
>>11086
documentary on channel 4 about people trying to find work at the job centre, some guy just had an interview and he was awkward as fuck
No.11088
>>11083
this is fucking terrifying
what happened to her?
No.11106
>>11088
I can dump it for you in the anime general if you like, it's only 12 pages long. It's a classic.
No.11113
>>11088
she gots da germ, son
No.11116
more cunts came in for our "get"
I can see this getting annoying
No.11118
why would anyone want an ear stretcher?
No.11121
>>11116
They have a program that lets them see which boards are close to a GET or not. If you aren't playing along, /sp/ or one of the other boards will get them every time.
No.11122
>>11118
Because other people have them? Duh
No.11125
>>11122
they're disgusting
No.11126
>>11121
I don't think anyone here cares about GETs but I can't say I'm keen on them flooding the place with shit threads any time one gets near
No.11128
>>11125
Well, at least you can always feel smug whenever some dipshit blows his earlobes out.
No.11129
>>11126
It'll be annoying for a while, but once we hit 100000 posts they'll be 10x as rare.
No.11130
>>11129
>once we hit 100000 posts
a-any day now
No.11131
Delete the get thread or not lads? Up to you guys.
No.11132
>>11131
Prune the fails, keep the get.
No.11133
>>11131
I like that we're a democracy here.
One vote for the bin.
No.11134
>>11132
I already deleted the failed attempts but kept the main get because the guy was fairly civil
still, if people want it gone then whatevs
No.11135
>>11132
>>11133
I'll give it 15 mins or so lads, anyone else let me know what you think
No.11136
>>11131
Keep them up, the last thing we want is GETfags thinking we're butthurt.
No.11137
>>11133
>I like that we're a democracy here.
Britfeel was founded on the principles of democracy and equality (between white brits that is)
No.11138
>>11134
yeah we'll see what people want, personally I would delete all getfag threads but its up to the britfeelers as a whole.
No.11139
>>11106
yes pls
>>11136
I am butthurt though
if they atleast popped into the main thread for a nice chat instead of just saging away an inactive one it wouldn't bother me so much
No.11141
I really liked Harold and Maude lads
No.11143
>>11139
An entire board dedicated to hosting what is essentially a general thread is an unusual format, they probably don't realise how our setup works.
No.11147
>>11145
well if you want, but on your head be it, I don't want them coming here saying we "raided" them or any shit like that.
No.11148
>>11147
Aye, it'd only cause trouble. End up making BOTH places shit, so I just leave it.
No.11149
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>>11145
Do it, but on behalf of another halfchan board.
No.11150
>>11148
the other place is already shit, but I know there's at least one guy that lurks this thread frequently to have a go at us if we slag off the other thread
No.11153
No.11154
>>11152
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
No.11155
Just opened a bottle of Vat 69
Pleasantly surprised by this stuff.
>>11152
G'night mate
Sleep sound
Tomorrow is another day
No.11156
No.11157
Yup, waiting for my oneitis to message me.
No.11158
>>11156
For now at least, but I really shouldn't be.
No.11159
>>11157
I know this feel.
Do you think she'll message at this hour?
Join me and drink your sorrows. I'm comfy as fuck with my scotch, fluffy dressing gown, rainymood.com and jazz. I'm not working tomorrow, life is good.
No.11160
She's on-line on Skype, probably talking to her boyfriend or something. Didn't even message me for my birthday, only ever calls me for money.
Got some Whiskey left, nothing to do until September apart from drink.
No.11161
>>11160
>>11160
Don't read too much into it; skype fucks around with online statuses all the fucking time. If you have that piece of shit software on a mobile it never logs you off.
Happy birthday, mate. Cheers.
No.11162
>>11160
>only ever calls me for money.
No.11163
Okay now I'm going to bed. I've got a headache, my nose is slowly leaking, and I feel both hot and cold at the same time.
Goodnight.
No.11164
>>11163
Night mate, hope you feel better in the morning
No.11166
No.11167
interview today boys wish me luck
No.11168
No.11169
Morning thread. Did that anons oneitis eventually Skype him? Or is she deemed a cunt for life?
No.11170
>>11165
He even has a water bladder with him. This motherfucker operates of a whole new level.
Also semi-related in one week I'm starting the Pennine Way lads. Can't wait for a cheeky bit of rain to drown my spirits and my tent to break.
No.11171
>>11165
>this picture was 10 years ago
>these kids are now adults
No.11172
redownloading fallout new vegas lads, want to try out that new dust mod.
No.11173
Need to go to the shop to get some washing machine talets as the washing machine was finally fixed yesterday, but can't deal with leaving the house.
I haven't done a wash for like 3 weeks, and havent had clean clothes for about one. It's certainly contributing to me feeling like shit.
No.11174
>>11173
if you do go could you get me some ice tea?
No.11175
>>11173
freddo and a mars milkshake cheers pal
No.11176
Could do with some medium Warburtons bread mate.
No.11177
>>11174
>>11175
>>11176
Britfeel: absolute madmen
No.11178
>>11173
I know how you feel, I used to go 3 or 4 weeks sometimes more without changing my clothes or even showering, just staying in the same pair of pyjamas and the same bedsheets the whole time.
No household appliances were broken either, I just didn't see the point in washing myself or getting into clean clothes if I was only going to be sitting in my room on my own afterwards.
Unsurprisingly, I felt like shit for years, and it only made my social anxiety worse. Moral of the story is, don't procrastinate on your well-being, because it only makes you feel worse.
No.11179
>>11178
this
I feel a lot better just sitting in clean clothes, with clean hair, and clean bedsheets to sleep on
if I go any more than a week without changing my bedsheets I get really painful spots on my neck and back too
No.11180
No.11182
>>11180
Congrats man! What's the job?
No.11183
>>11182
IT mate. Whos coming down the pub to celebrate?
No.11184
>>11180
Well done man. Cause for celebration. Another autistic balloon party at mine?
No.11185
>>11183
>>11184
… or that. I mean yeah that'd work too. Sure.
No.11186
>>11184
>>11185
Only if theres party rings and goodie bags.
No.11187
>>11186
It's not a party without goodie bags and party rings mate.
No.11188
>>11187
As a employed adult I expect jumping plastic frogs or the whole things a shambles
No.11189
Don't forget the wine glasses full of haribo
No.11190
>>11183
Where we going mate, spoons?
No.11191
>tfw having a bbq for housemate on the weekend
>tfw it wont have sweets or party hats.
No.11192
>>11188
Yeah man. And party hats in a colour of your chose. I'm not a monster.
>>11189
I think as he's employed, it needs to be savory. Skips and Quavers in Wine glasses. Classy as fuck.
No.11193
>>11190
Nah mate, my locals lovely we'll go there, let me just get ready
No.11194
>>11191
>no sweets
>no hats
>no party bag
>no plastic frogs
>no aggadoo
0/10 would not attend
No.11195
>>11192
Thank god, any excuse to get out the hats eh.
Has anyone else got something we can celebrate?
No.11196
just popping down the polski sklep anyone want anything?
No.11197
>>11196
Other anon picked up my bread, but we may need party supplies now. Be sure to find some of twisted top bottle drinks.
You know the ones. They pink plastic bottles.
No.11198
>>11196
Grab me some Żywiec, cheers mate
No.11199
>>11197
A party of this calibre requires panda pops
No.11200
>>11199
Aye. I was only ever allowed them on super special occasions mate. You're pulling out all the stops. Get the blue ones.
No.11201
>>11191
anon post the tweet she sent you mate
>>11196
get me some polish sausage so I can make pretend I'm playing STALKER
No.11202
>>11199
Knew you lads would be up for a celebration. But panda pops? I'm glad you guys are so happy for me
No.11203
>>11201
She didn't send me a tweet, she favourited mine.
No.11204
Morning/Afternoon/Whatever boyos. Congrats to the anon who passed the interview.
No.11205
>>11204
Afternoon mate. Cheers
No.11206
>you will never be a nobleman
;_;
No.11207
No.11208
>>11207
He's worried about being doxxed.
No.11209
>>11208
>having information that could get you doxxed on your twitter
No.11210
>>11209
I don't know mate. It's fairly easy to follow an online paper trail.
No.11211
>>11209
Probably happens way more than you might think. Thank goodness for anxiety and paranoia.
No.11212
>>11211
I wish doxannon would stop with his digging
it's making everyone jumpy
No.11213
>>11212
not me, my life is boring as shit
No.11214
>watching fallout let's plays, sipping irn bru and eating a peanut butter kitkat chunky
glad I took the day off work lads
No.11215
>>11212
I don't do anything with stuff I find, but that's how cautious you should be with your identity online anyway. Just because Facebook, Google, Microsoft, etc. have made it the "norm" to put all your details online in recent years doesn't mean you actually ever should.
No.11216
>>11172
I tried it, didn't really like it that much.
No.11217
http://agar.io/
>playing this game with the name 'kas the gikes'
>start growing
>other people called 'race war now', 'white power', 'nazi' and 'sieg heil' are on
>we all start feeding each other to help each other grow
>we all chase down other blobs called 'anne frank' and 'poland'.
10/10 game, probably better than Witcher 3.
No.11218
Just had an interview, I stuttered for a few times and got brain freeze when I had to ask questions. I nailed the other interview I had somewhere else but this one was shitty.
No.11219
>>11218
Keep your head up m8, we all have those moments
No.11220
>>11217
you on the Europe server?
No.11221
>>11217
Godammit i was gonna masturbate and go to the pub, but now I've been playing this for half an hour…
No.11222
>>11217
>>11220
>>11221
lads how do you split up into two smaller ones? I'm UKIP Anime God btw
No.11223
No.11224
>>11223
w-what's your name anon I want to team up with you
No.11225
>>11220
Yes, not sure how servers work though.
My name is still sieg heil.
No.11226
>>11225
rodger
how do you form back into one after splitting?
No.11227
>>11224
Sig Heil
You on teams or FFA?
No.11228
No.11229
Can escorts have the sex with you? Thinking of getting one since ill never have a gf
No.11230
No.11231
>>11226
after a while you'll start to merge if the blobs are against each other.
No.11232
No.11233
>>11229
I'd rather be a wizard than lose it to a prostitute, but perhaps that's just me.
No.11234
>>11231
thanks
this game is really hard but fun
did you see it on 8/v/ or something?
No.11235
>>11233
I dont even care, just imagining myself kissing a hot 20+ year old prostitute or not sounds amazing
>>11234
The dev posted it when he first created it on 4chan /v/ before it got popular enough and left to promote it on Reddit and then it spread to Twitch and Steam. Dev is a faggot
No.11236
No.11237
>>11234
Not him, but it's been doing the rounds on the internet for a couple of weeks. I think the dev used to post on 4/v/, but got butthurt and left after the backlash of him stating he was going to monetise it, amongst various other things.
No.11238
>>11235
>>11237
>dev rides the coattails of /v/ then fucks off to reddit the second he gets popular
nothing knew there
No.11239
No.11240
I just completely fucked.
Went from 2nd to dead.
No.11242
No.11243
right thats' enough of that for me boys
downloaded hearthstone earlier so I'm gonna check that out
>>11241
I hope he enjoys his tacky mansion and fake ass hipster friends
No.11244
>>11235
I wouldn't worry about it Anon.
It couldn't possible go worse for you than it did for Holden, right?
No.11245
>>11243
enjoy rng: the game
Its decent though, as long as you dont take it seriously
No.11246
>>11245
MG as in magic the gathering? And I'm having fun with it so far but I'm only in the tutorial, it's just got a very comfy feel. Nice and polished.
No.11247
>>11246
rng=RNG=Random Number Generator. Can see why you thought it was mg.
No.11248
>>11247
Oh
I'm not really fussed about that, I used to play yugioh all the time and one of my favourite games is XCOM: Enemy Unknown
No.11249
Why don't we all play a game together and start a clan and rape people online? , btw I'm a cunt
No.11250
No.11251
>>11250
>£39.99
>65 GB download
I don't think so.
No.11252
No.11253
>>11252
I'd say no, keep whatever dignity you still have intact.
No.11254
>>11253
>dignity
How is it wrong?
No.11255
>>11249
I doubt we'd ever agree on a game honestly
although I'd happily dick around on that blob game with you guys
i would be up for playing DayZ with you guys too
>>11250
this
No.11256
>>11254
I don't think there is anything wrong with it.
No.11257
>>11254
Well obviously if paying for sex doesn't go against your own personal morals then there's nothing but yourself stopping you.
But you did ask.
No.11258
>>11257
>>11254
Now I feel conflicted and confused ;_
No.11259
should I do an apprenticeship at a certain famous restraunt lads?
No.11260
No.11261
>>11260
Very close to that, it's an apprenticeship as a chef. I have no idea what I want to do as a career tbh. It's something I would enjoy I think.
No.11262
>>11261
Im doing a Programming apprenticeship. I hate IT and I feel terrible doing it instead of somone who actually would want something like that . I only took it so I can save up the money and leave to do what i really want to do.
No.11263
>>11261
Do it if you're not afraid of hard work, because working in a kitchen IS hard work
No.11264
>>11261
Whats the pay lad? Do you like cooking at home?
No.11265
>>11263
Seems like it, most chefs are alcoholics haha
No.11266
>>11261
>>11262
I have no idea what I want to do either, but everything seems unenjoyable, or like I would hate it after more than a day of doing it.
My parents tell me I should do IT because I've used a computer all day at home for 18 years, but that's only because I can do whatever I want on it, with no deadlines and no required communication with others.
I hated using computers at school and college, or to do homework/coursework, and I've hated pretty much anything I've done in my life beyond leisurely activities that wasn't just sitting in my room by myself, so I just don't even know.
No.11267
No.11268
>>11266
If you want to be chef for a few months be the chef m8, either way itll be pretty okay if you do IT or Chef shit.
No.11269
>>11267
I think you were right the first time. Even Gordon Ramsey used to be into Heroin
No.11270
>>11268
I'm not the chef guy, in fact I was responding to him.
No.11271
>>11270
Oh well if you want to do an IT thing do it in both Business Admin too. Its just chill, plus you can browse britfeel on the job
No.11272
Lads if you were a fallout character what would your SPECIAL be?
Strength 5
Perception 3
Endurance 6
Charisma 4
Intelligence 6
Agility 3
Luck 4
Rate me
No.11273
>>11271
>Oh well if you want to do an IT thing
But I really don't. I'd absolutely hate to just sit at a computer doing everything IT jobs involve for multiple hours a day, several days a week, rinse and repeat for years. I'd rather be dead.
I'd hate to do any job really. My point was that this makes it fairly impossible to "decide on a career path" or even just decide on where to go with education. Hence me just sitting in NEET limbo for the last 4 years I guess.
No.11274
>>11272
If your intelligence is 3 you can get a discount from Dr Usanagi to upgrade it.
I find Charisma useless when I can just put skill points into Speech and us clothing.
Luck is great if you want to get tens of thousands of caps in the casinos, but remember there are items to increase luck like Sexy Sleepwear, Lucky Sunglasses and Jessup's Bandanna (+3) together.
I like
5
7
9
2
3
8
7
No.11275
>>11272
Fairly decent mate?
Are we talking in game or IRL?
No.11276
>>11273
Im only doing an IT job for the cash which I need to do what Ive always been wanting to do , I hate it too but it was easy to get . Its basically a temporay job that I can leave when I feel like it
No.11277
>>11276
>>11273
Do you have any idea what you want to do? (not job wise/career shit)
No.11278
I didn't think about this >>11275
Mine >>11274 is based on what I'd want to be in the NV storyline so I don't get raped.
No.11279
>>11277
>Do you have any idea what you want to do?
Not really.
For years I was planning on doing music production / DJ work (between the age of 13 to around 19), but then it became clear that:
1. I would have to do lots of networking and various other things that would require social communication skills to get anywhere (I've got asperger's and fairly severe social anxiety).
2. Thousands of other young talentless morons had the same idea around the same time, flooding the already overflowing market (in which there is no money to be gained these days anyway).
…so that idea/dream went straight into the bin.
I've been disillusioned with it ever since, but I've got no other interests or hobbies besides useless shit like vidya.
No.11280
>>11279
If you really want to do Music production or DJing like Craig Charles you shouldnt give a shit about faggots since you should know yourself and your reasons to wanting to be a DJ or do Music Production .
Would you make your own Video Game?
No.11281
>>11264
It's apprenticeship wage so like £110~ a week with one day at college. Isn't too bad, also working in a top restraunt would look great on my cv. I love trying trying different foods from all over the world, I don't cook at home tho tbh, no motivation to
No.11282
>qts messaging me on tinder
>too much of a sperg to say anything
No.11283
>>11282
fuck, I meant matching, not messaging. But still…
No.11284
No.11285
>>11281
Sounds good mate, go for it. If you find you really dont like it you can always leave. Everythings worth a try though.
No.11286
>>11274
it was more meant to be IRL
>>11275
see above
No.11287
>>11280
>Would you make your own Video Game?
Nope, tried my hand at programming a few years ago, my brain just isn't compatible with it. Definitely not something I would ever want to do for a living.
>you should know yourself and your reasons to wanting to be a DJ or do Music Production
I do, but I was never able to handle going outside or talking to anyone. The asperger's thing often fucks me up too, I rarely have a conversation about music that doesn't end in the other person being pissed off and hating me because I called their favourite track/album/artist/band/producer/DJ shit.
Recently I've been thinking about just putting some stuff up online somewhere, but that involves me actually finishing something, and also having to promote myself.
No.11288
>>11286
Fine then!
S : 2
P : 8
E : 5
C : 5
I : 8
A : 5
L : 7
No.11291
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>>11287
>because I called their favourite track/album/artist/band/producer/DJ shit.
Because it probably is shit most of the time
Promote your stuff, nothing wrong with being based online. Get some followers and then maybe youll feel a bit more comfortable outside doing it, no rushing
No.11292
I think traits would be more accurate to align yourself with than SPECIAL.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Trait
No.11293
Strength 1
Perception ∞
Endurance ∞
Charisma ∞
Intelligence ∞
Agility ∞
Luck ∞
No.11294
>>11293
>that fucking pic
must you really
No.11295
>>11289
>>11290
>Doing what I wanted it to be ideally, not what I actually am.
More like
Strength 3
Perception 9
Endurance 9
Charisma 6
Intelligence 4
Agility 3
Luck 4
No.11296
>>11272
Did you post in /fog/ btw?
No.11297
>>11295
>what I wanted it to be ideally
>strengh 2
>you ideally want the strength of a crippled infant
No.11298
No.11299
>>11298
you keep posting that dumb gif over and over
pls to stop
No.11300
>>11297
Well, I'd rather be smarter and perceptive of my surroundings than a beefcake mate. I have no need for that.
No.11301
>>11300
yes but isn't 5 meant to be an average human? And 1 is as weak as a person can be without being dead. So 2 would be pretty close to knocked-over-by-a-strong-breeze level weak.
No.11302
>>11291
>Promote your stuff, nothing wrong with being based online. Get some followers and then maybe youll feel a bit more comfortable outside doing it, no rushing
That's true I guess, maybe I'll actually do it after all.
I'd probably use an alias so I could share it with you lot without revealing my IRL identity. I wouldn't set up a facebook page or anything though, fuck that shit.
>inb4 it never happens and I continue moping around for several more years
No.11303
No.11304
>you will never be in MSF
we need to start our own, let's take over Sealand.
No.11305
>>11303
>keeps posting the same pic over and over
>accusing other people of autism
right
No.11306
>>11301
I'm already sickly, and get along fairly well. Better than most in my situation. Only thing I'd improve, is my luck, and intelligence.
No.11307
>>11296
yes, it was a bit high so I took things down though
No.11309
>>11302
>inb4 it never happens and I continue moping around for several more years
>Wasting your potential to become a god
Just do it, its what Nike keeps telling people but they dont listen.
No.11310
topkek lads, signed up to a gym with a fake name a while back and just got this email
No.11311
No.11312
No.11313
No.11314
>>11312
why sign up to a gym under a fake name?
No.11316
>>11309
I just googled Nike for a picture and this shit came up.
http://www.glaad.org/blog/nike-continues-its-leadership-marriage-equality
Maybe it's for the best that people don't listen to their advice.
No.11317
>>11316
Disgusting.
Also It was a figure of speech, just do the thing man. You know you're good at it
No.11318
>>11314
because I find it funny when their emails and texts address me as "Chaim Goldstein"
No.11319
No.11320
No.11321
is witcher worth getting?
No.11322
No.11323
>>11321
My brother is obsessed. But he's a complete standard normie, had it preordered for ages unsure whether to take the plunge myself or not.
No.11324
>>11322
We did these tests a couple of months ago. We're only missing a bipolar.
No.11325
>>11324
nah this is a different one
we did ones where it covered lots of illnesses but this is one specifically related to psychopathy
No.11326
>>11325
Ahhhh safe. Will get on it.
No.11327
>>11324
>We did these tests a couple of months ago
I've been here constantly, how did I miss this?
No.11328
>>11325
Not entirely sure what this means, but here's mine.
No.11329
>>11327
It was at about 3/4 am.
No.11330
>>11329
>It was at about 3/4 am.
No.11331
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>>11322
Am I gonna be O.K? Are others around me going to be O.K? Should I retreat to the mountains?
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>>11330
Fuck off mate. Clearly we were having a better time than you. Doing quizzes and shit.
>>11331
Did you have to do that faces second part? It threw me. It took about 5 minutes trying to figure out if they were friendly or energetic people.
No.11334
>>11332
>Fuck off mate
no need to be like that mate it's just a rugrats reference
No.11335
>tfw expected everyone to score higher
feels bad
>>11332
what faces part?
No.11336
>>11332
Yeah i did the faces, kinda odd to be fair.
No.11337
>>11332
>Did you have to do that faces second part? It threw me. It took about 5 minutes trying to figure out if they were friendly or energetic people.
I found that quite easy
Just rated the blokes as nice and friendly and the women as mean
No.11338
>>11335
>what faces part?
the additional questions it asks you to do at the end
No.11339
>>11338
I skipped that fuck the bolice :DDD
No.11340
>>11335
>4.6
Please don't hurt me, I haven't got any money I swear.
No.11341
No.11342
>>11341
weird, it's not letting me post an image, coming up with a post error
No.11343
>>11340
oi m8 see us ur bennies or il fukn lamp you lil cunt fukn swear down
>>11342
if at first you don't succeed
No.11345
>>11343
still nothing. Anyone else having this issue?
No.11346
>>11345
yeah I'm having it too lad
No.11347
>>11345
Likewise. FUCK, get it together wheelieman
No.11349
>>11348
>this dank ass video
nice
No.11350
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No.11352
>>11350
Goodnight, have a nice sleep.
No.11353
>>11350
im off to bed too
night
No.11354
>the image size limit has accidentally been set to 8kb
This is hilarious.
No.11355
>>11354
we postage-stamp board now
No.11356
>>11355
You can still crank out a large sized image with a bit of trickery.
No.11357
Looks like I got the thread to myself, time to get nekkid.
No.11358
>>11357
Oh no you don't
But it' okay you can still get nekkid
I already am
No.11359
>>11357
>>11358
Seems like it's getting a little lewd in here.
No.11360
>>11359
Welcome to /britfeel/: post watershed edition.
No.11361
>>11359
>>11360
The sleep deprivvation and scotch has taken full efffect.
Welcome to britfeel: MADNESS EDITION
No.11362
>>11360
>watershed edition
>8kb limit in effect
I won't let that hold me back.
No.11363
>>11361
It's late, I have a bad stomach and am lying on my side just listening to the .flow soundtrack, yeah madness sounds about right
>>11362
Lewd finds a way
No.11364
>>11361
Seeing as it's madness edition, I might chuck a pizza in the oven.
No.11365
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No.11369
Well I'm off to see if I can catch some sleep.
Later 'baters
No.11370
>>11369
Goodnight, sleep well. Hopefully you have some decent curtains or blinds.
No.11371
>>11369
>off to bed
>two hours before I wake up
Wew
No.11372
>>11371
I still haven't gone to bed.
No.11373
>>11372
I remember those days. I used to last till 1pm sometimes
No.11374
>>11373
I've done up to 70 hours before, and I used to stay up for 20+ hours almost everyday.
I was doing pretty well this year until the end of last month when I caught a cold, and now I've fallen back into old habits.
No.11375
I dreamt about Yui last nighht lads.
;_;
No.11376
>>11375
Do you remember what happened in that dream?
No.11377
anyone get offered a job but then reject it due to depression ?
No.11378
>>11376
>at some massive dinner event for my boss
>hundreds of fucking tables lined up, thousands of people their
>my boss is Patrick Bateman
>he used to really like me but he's been more and more unpleasant recently
>walking along the tables, most seats are yet unfilled
>See Yui, fully 2D sitting there amongst all the non 2D people
>sit down and we introduce eachother
>we sort of half shake half hold eachother's hands as we introduce, feels real as fuck, could feel the texture of real skin, her hand was cold and clammy too
>she starts talking in Japanese and I explain I can only speak english
>she switches to english and we talk for a few minutes, can't remember what about
>notice all the seats have nametags and I'm at the wrong one
>go around looking for my nametag but it's not on any seat
>angrily confront Bateman about this, pour a bottle of wine over him
>as we're parted from eachother by onlookers he shouts he was "glad he left me to die"
>no idea what he's on about
>it's suddenly time to leave, everyone is getting onto schoolbuses, im confused ansd follow the Keions onto their one
>sit down next to some random girl I don't know
>we arrive where I live IRL, and everyone begins to get off the bus
>suddenly terrified, crying, screaming for people not to get off the bus
>the Keions explain that we are all dead
>as they say this I have a flashback to me being mauled by a bear
>their eyes have all glazed over and were monochrome
>I try to stop them getting off the bus but they walk right through me
>I get off and there are hundreds of people here, their faces all hacked apart and disfigured
>the Keions all go to seperate cottages along the village, I try to follow but I cant decide which one to stick with and give up
>sit amongst all the disfigured people and look out to sea, crying heavily
>look down and see my ribcage is open and my lung and various organs are hanging out
>wake up
No.11379
>>11377
I've never applied for a job due to depression (and anxiety).
>>11378
Sounds fairly fucked up.
You should definitely decide on who your favourite keion is so you know who to follow next time.
No.11380
>>11379
It's Yui but she turned a corner and I lost sight of her, was left with Ritsu and Mugs but they were both gone in seconds
Yeah it was pretty crazy
No.11381
A-Alrite lads..
Spend the entire night and morning getting rid of a virus in safe mode.
No.11382
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>>11380
>you will never spend a day with your face rammed into Yui's arse
Feels bad man.
No.11383
anyone else getting nippon ads on here? not even a weaboo
No.11384
>>11383
Yes.
Gas the Japs, rice war now.
No.11385
>>11383
Well it's a chan for starters. Secondly, 8chan is partnered with 2ch, and the ads are from their providers.
No.11386
Time to nip to the shop lads
No.11387
>>11386
Could you pick me up a galaxy bar?
No.11388
OFFICIALLY IN REMISSION.
A-Am I still allowed to hang out here?
No.11389
>>11387
Regular or caramel mate?
No.11390
>>11388
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.11391
>>11389
Regular please
I didn't even know they made a caramel one
No.11392
>>11388
That's good, but what exactly are you remitting?
No.11393
>>11381
At first I thought you meant virus as in illness, and wondered what the fuck "safe mode" was
No.11394
>>11388
TIME TO LEAVE, NORMALSCUM
No.11395
>>11392
As in, This shit flare of autoimmune, Is finally over. My recent blood tests came back clear. It means in a couple of weeks. I'll no longer be shitting myself. And able to walk properly/only sometimes with a cane.
No.11397
>>11395
>not shitting yourself
fucking normies man
No.11398
>>11395
Sounds like it'll soon be time then.
No.11399
>>11398
>mfw i'm not even wearing socks
No.11400
most threads on /r9k/ aren't even getting 20 replies at the moment
this is how bad things have gotten
No.11401
>>11399
Well as the old saying goes: Hands off cocks, feet in your socks.
No.11402
>>11398
Aye, But these remissive periods only tend last about a year at most. Then it's like another 6 months of this. Perhaps working from home?
No.11403
Afternoon geezers. Just got up and I ache like hell, the damn cat took up most of the bed in the night and I ended waking up flush against the wall.
No.11404
>>11400
Fuck moot and fuck whoever took it off his hands.
No.11405
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>>11402
…from home?
No lad, what you ought to get is a real job. Put some muscles on them bones of yours and earn your keep.
No.11406
>>11405
I earn my keep by cooking the tastiest fucking shit known to man mate. Stand down.
No.11407
>>11405
Yeah, you won't meet any managers to shake hands with if you stay at home
No.11408
Hey lads, here's some Magicka steam keys from the humble bundle, hope someone enjoy's it
Magicka
N9EKP-CNAZ3-AHVAQ
Magicka: The Other Side of the Coin
54IF9-I522E-NELH2
Magicka: Horror Props Item Pack
2QI44-ZVJZD-ZQRT7
Magicka Wizard Wars Paradox Playtpus Robe
Z8L9Q-BZATB-GGRKL
No.11409
>>11408
I fucking love Magicka. Did you see the NEET Magicka 2 trailer?
No.11410
>>11408
I remember downloading it a couple of years ago, never properly played it though.
No.11411
>>11409
I haven't played it in years, but when I did my character kept getting stuck in the ground, so I never got very far into it. Now it's just another game in the backlog I'll never get round to playing.
No.11412
>>11411
Aye, completed it a couple of times then not played it since, need to reinstall.
https://youtu.be/cDj6bjvDiY0
No.11413
>>11412
that trailer was quality
No.11414
>>11413
Aye, it's basically /britfeel/ the trailer.
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No.11418
>>11417
Shitting up the thread with 4 stills of a gif you spam all the time perhaps.
No.11419
No.11420
I'm starting to make gainz in the gym, 2 months ago I was struggling on 15kg chest press now I'm up to 35kg feels gud.
No.11421
I unbanned that guy the first time round cause I figured he was just being a madman and would probably calm down.
But nope, still a twat.
http://strawpoll.me/4423816
No.11423
>tfw in love with a tumblr sjw
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No.11426
>>11420
nice mate
I'm going to workout today actually, no weights though just bodyweight shit
>>11422
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
No.11427
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>you will never take down the Paki menace
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No.11430
>>11429
So you can play your cruisn' music of choice
No.11432
Off to Sainsboorus, want anything?
No.11433
>>11432
get me some smegma butter pls Piotr
No.11434
>>11432
cucumber and some kleenex pls mate (man size if pos)
No.11435
>>11432
pack of condoms la' me and SAG are going to the cinema for a date
No.11436
>>11432
could I get some mineral water lad?
>>11435
fuck off you degenerate slug
No.11438
No.11440
What is the best poem to ever exist and why is it Invictus lads?
>>11439
I'm not a faggot you little faggot
No.11442
>>11438
>b-baka
>>11440
>I'm not a faggot
pick one
No.11443
>>11442
>getting upset by a meme
No.11444
>>11421
And you
All samefags
>>11417
>>11418
>>11419
Why dont you like my humor
>Two_korean_girls_play_humping.gif
No.11445
>>11443
>getting upset by a meme
>implying you didn't get upset by my hitchens meme
No.11446
>>11445
This man speaks truth
No.11447
>>11444
>Why dont you like my humor
because it's not clever or funny, it's just posting the same thing over and over to annoy people. Please see greencuck on how to appropriately be a twat.
No.11448
>>11447
>>11444
Nice samefag, not falling for it again
No.11449
>>11448
>samefag
what you gonna do about it?
No.11450
>>11445
I don't see anime on that list
you baka
No.11451
>>11448
Why would he samefag himself?
No.11452
>>11451
Why wouldnt he?
Maybe you're him
No.11453
>>11452
No I don't like Asian girls that much
No.11455
>>11453
>>11452
>>11451
This is all one person
No.11456
>>11455
reminder that mods can see samefag and you're not funny in the slightest
No.11457
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No.11459
Would you sex this person?
No.11460
>>11459
hell yes I'd sex Taylor
I'd even cuddle her
No.11461
>>11456
Go away admin i'm avin' a laugh
No.11462
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>>11462
feminism is literally a meme
No.11464
>>11462
Didn't that Lena woman molest her own little sister. Fucking lesbian paedo.
No.11465
No.11466
>>11464
She did, and the usual media outlet suspects covered for her claiming they were just "accusations" and that she was only "exploring", and they actually tried to shame people that were calling her out on it.
No.11467
>>11462
>member of the elite toeing the party line
what a surprise
I would still rape her, in fact I'd probably enjoy it more now
No.11468
Dammit, I get back from the shops and you're all at each others throats. Chill Winstons.
No.11469
>>11468
when morality, gook and animeposting collide all will suffer
No.11470
>>11467
I still wouldn't. 7 or so years ago maybe, but she looks like a soulless, generic media puppet today.
No.11471
>>11468
it's mainly just the one gookposter who keeps talking to himself and crying samefag (to himself)
the schtick between me (posting morality) and anime guy was just joking…I hope
No.11472
>>11471
nah mate I fucking hate you now
doxxing you as we speak
nothin personnel
No.11475
I leave for a few hours and come back to this.
No.11476
Anyone want to play agar.io with me? get on the euro server FFA and we'll have a non agression pact
No.11477
>>11476
Okay.
I'm White Power.
No.11478
>>11477
I'm UKIP Anime God
No.11479
>>11476
I would but the Europe 'server' is made of like 50 servers and I'm not sure if you can easily find friends
No.11480
Cooked some chow, got some sunny on, maybe life is alright.
No.11481
>>11480
>have a cold
>haven't washed or changed for 4 days
>been awake for 31 hours straight, no naps
>staring at my monitor since the moment I woke up
>which was 2pm yesterday
Y-yeah, life sure is alright.
No.11482
No.11483
>>11481
Do you have insomnia or something?
No.11484
gonna order some takeout online lads
gonna get back to eating properly tomorrow but I've just had a few days where I've felt kinda shitty
No.11485
>tfw no Damascus steel sword
No.11486
>>11483
I don't really know, but I did have a non-24 sleep pattern for the last 7 years (roughly 26 hour days), and I'd usually have a super long one like this every month or two.
I broke out of it this year, but this cold and the one I had 2 - 3 weeks ago have put me right back where I used to be. Completely lost control of everything.
No.11487
Munchy Box plus some doctor pepper ordered lads
No.11488
>>11487
post pics of munchie box
No.11489
>>11487
Nice one, enjoy it.
Seeing as the sun has set for a second time for me, I think I'll see if I can get some sleep now.
Goodnight all.
No.11490
>>11489
goodnight and goodluck
No.11491
>>11489
night anon
>>11488
I will
it's a different one than usual too
No.11493
>>11492
>that
>feel
>when
>no
>munchy
>box
No.11494
>>11492
that's a lot of munchie
thanks mate, added to my collection
No.11495
>>11493
this one's from an italian and it's way better than the turkish one I usually go for, way less grease and the pita is a nice touch
>>11494
dump collection anon
No.11496
>mfw they had to change the name of the first Harry Potter book in America to "the Sorcerers Stone" because Americans don't know what a philosopher is
No.11497
lads, I think we should be getting new lifeblood in from other boards. We have active moderation here so we don't need to worry about the place being shitted up like 4/britfeel/ was. Thoughts?
No.11498
>>11497
I'd be cool with that. We have to be careful though, a small steady stream of new posters is preferable to mass immigration. much like irl a slow trickle allows better integration
No.11499
>>11498
sounds good, just posted it in 8chan's brit/pol/, where else should we post it? /v/?
No.11500
No.11501
>>11499
I linked it in brit/pol/ a couple of times in the past when particularly pathetic people posted who seemed like they might fit in.
Post last edited at
No.11502
>>11499
for what it's worth, I'd avoid /int/ though it might seem an obvious one. Their kind of people aren't our kind of people
No.11503
>>11500
depends, are their mods as strict as 4/a/? Because if so then I'd get banned instantly.
>>11501
There was at least two people who seemed to be interested anon, hopefully they'll come here soon!
>>11502
>avoid /int/
this goes without saying. never again.
No.11504
>>11501
>particularly pathetic people who might fit in
>particularly pathetic people
>particularly pathetic
>particularly
>particu
>cuck people
Brit/pol/ reporting in.
No.11505
>>11503
>fucked up the link like 5 times
w-well at least they know what to expect from us
No.11507
>>>/v/3898299
here's the /v/ thread lads
>>11504
how's your day been anon? What have you done with your time?
No.11508
>>11505
yeah, that's the idea anon. I fucked it up deliberately! It was all mind games!
No.11509
>>11505
I've been lurking for about 5 mins and I'm already depressed, I feel like I'm home.
>>11506
Thanks m8
>>11507
Woke up midday, played some witcher 3, got bored had a nap, now I'm here…h-how was your day anon?
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>>11509
how is the witcher 3? I've heard it's either absolutely amazing or the blunder of the century, not heard anything in between yet
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No.11514
>>11510
>JF
heh. I get it.
>>11511
Johnny Foreigner
No.11516
>>11512
Personally, i'm finding it to be really great, lots of variety in the quests e.t.c. plus it's a huge game to sink time in, which is great because i'm on the sick for depression and anxiety and leaving the house makes me phsyically sick, so I need things to fill my time with, p.s. kill me
No.11517
>>11516
how's the combat system? It looks really simplistic and casual to me
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No.11520
>>11509
woke up, called in sick to work for the 3rd day in a row. They sounded angry. I also cried in the morning because I had a dream where I was with Yui but then we died horribly. >>11378
No.11521
How come you don't use id's?
No.11522
>>11521
we have no need for them, I guess. We have three mods who are on daily so any spammers or shills or whatever would just get banned anyways.
No.11523
>>11521
the threads tend to last ages and personally I prefer that things are kept as anonymous as possible.
And then no anons have to feel bad about posting here all damn day
No.11524
>>11517
at first glance it looks quite casual, but it takes some getting used to, if you constantly make frontal attacks enemies will block your attacks or stun you, so you need to learn to flank more, use your magic to stun them, or lay traps throw bombs e.t.c in other words it's easy to learn hard to master.
No.11525
>>11522
>>11523
Shit's going to be confusing, how do I know you aren't all one person?
No.11526
>>11524
sounds fun. Are you excited for E3? I really hope fallout 4 is going to be announced. Other than that I've just been playing lots of agar.io recently.
No.11527
>>11525
>how do I know you aren't all one person?
You don't.
No.11528
>>11525
it's literally just me here talking to myself
No.11529
Is someone from here acting like a fag in the brit/pol/ thread?
If so stop
No.11530
>>11526
Not excited for E3 but no doubt will be watching it hoping for some announcements, fallout 4 would be a gem but I've no hope for it :(. Agar.io is amazing to kill time, the team servers get quickly dominated by one colour though.
No.11531
>>11525
that's the fun anon, it's all a mystery
No.11532
>>11525
you get used to it, people have their own typing style
No.11533
>>11530
I'm hoping for dishonored 2, but no one else seems to give a shit about it
No.11534
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I just realised why the custom spoiler image wasn't working
test
No.11535
>>11527
>>11528
>>11531
>>11532
Seems pretty nutty to me, so what do you do here?
No.11536
Housemate has just left with some friends for a night out because its his birthday. I was supposed to go out with them but sperged last minute and said I had a headache and came to hide in my room.
I cant even pretend to be a normie guys, they were all too loud and lad-ish
No.11537
>>11535
>Seems pretty nutty to me
but that's how anonymous image boards always worked, the addition of IDs is a relatively recent change.
>so what do you do here?
we chat shit, mainly about life (or the lack thereof). We're sort of similar to brit/pol/ except obviously less politics-focused
No.11538
>>11534
works for me
>>11535
talk about how shit our lives are mostly, we helped organise a party a few weeks ago which was fun
No.11539
>>11529
the squid guy? It's not me anyways, boss.
>>11534
nice work anon!
>ID's are now on
pls no, I don't like change.
>>11535
We just talk shit mate. Post feels, complain about ethnics, talk about vidya, anime, or literally anything. Just skim through a few of our threads if you want an idea. It's nice to have some anonymous people to confide in.
No.11540
>>11533
That would be a big surprise, I've not heard any hype for it though.
My hope is for some brand new ips, something no one would expect, really tired of sequals, no doubt there will be a Mass Erect 4 teaser trailer.
No.11541
>>11539
>ID's are now on
no they're not. You must have logged into the mod panel kek
No.11543
>>11540
>homosexual propaganda effect 4
>dulux colour selection chart 4
no thanks
fallout 4 is what I'm really hoping for. All the evidence is pointing towards it. Some new IPs would be cool but the industry seems to be really lacking creativity at the moment.
No.11544
Please don't mention fallout 4. My heart can't take any more disappointment.
Having a discussion with someone.
What would you do if you saw someone you knew to be to very violent and dangerous attacking and purposefully hurting a cat. Like really hurting it?
No.11545
>>11541
oh yeah. I panicked there for a bit.
>>11542
representing
No.11546
>>11544
>What would you do if you saw someone you knew to be to very violent and dangerous attacking and purposefully hurting a cat. Like really hurting it?
fucking knock them out.
At least that's what I'd like to do, but I'm a pussy. I would take the cat from them though. I don't give a fuck who it belongs to, I'd take that fucking cat to safety.
No.11547
>>11544
I'd not fuck with him, he's probably a proper psycho m8
No.11548
No.11549
>>11543
Don't get me wrong I think Bioware are cancer, I just think lots of casual faggots will hype up Mass Effect and Battlefront.
If Fallout 4 is announced what direction do you think it'll be, more fallout 3 or new vegas? or something completely different?
No.11550
>>11549
>more fallout 3 or new vegas
It should be more new vegas, but it will be more Skyrim with guns
No.11551
>>11547
He's a legitimate psycho who beats on old ladies. And destroys their pot owls to make them, literally to laugh at them crying.
>>11546
>>11548
He's underage though. The police would be more on your case than his. It's a really shit situation you can't touch the fucker.
No.11552
>>11551
seriously save the cat anon. If you can't hurt the kid then don't, but save the damn cat.
No.11553
>>11544
I can't wait for those infinite questsâ„¢ in Fallout 4â„¢ remember to buy the season passâ„¢
No.11554
>>11549
I optimistically feel like we're going to get a bit of both. New Vegas sold way more than fallout 3, so surely they'v got to take some cues from that? It's pretty much confirmed for Boston, so that will be interesting. I hope they have a proper hardcore mode, where food and water is actually a concern. That would be nice.
No.11555
>>11552
I will do. It got away this time, I'm worried he'll kill it over night. I might ring my neighbour and tell her to give the cat to another neighbour for safe keeping.
No.11556
>>11555
I expect photographic evidence that you've saved the cat.
No.11557
Cut my finger on the fail sheeting of a paracetamol packet. Just gunna make my headache worse.
No.11558
>>11551
that's fucked up mate
No.11559
>>11555
you sound like you're setting yourself up to get fucking shanked mate
what did he actually do to the cat?
No.11560
>>11533
fuck i would love dishonoured 2, the original had such great mechanics. probably best movement i've ever played.
No.11561
lads my mum is coming out of hospital tomorrow btw
No.11562
>>11560
you played the DLC? they improved it loads, story's pretty basic but gameplay is the shit
No.11563
>>11561
was it your mum that was gonna get sectioned?
No.11564
>>11561
you gonna be ok mate?
No.11565
No.11567
>>11555
m8 use it as an excuse to batter the kid
I would, treat him like he treats the cat.
No.11569
>>11567
anon'd get arrested though, you can't hit kids even if they're cunts
No.11570
>>11562
nah never played the dlc, been meaning to but hard times came along and i had to sell my pc. Hopefully getting a new one soonish.
The story wasn't anything special for sure, gameplay was goat. Was fun as fuck blinking around, seeing what you can and can't climb.
No.11571
>>11563
yeah
>>11564
fine and dandy as usual lad
>>11565
do you know where you are anon?
No.11572
>>11567
>>11569
put on a mask and beat the bastard
No.11573
>>11569
Only if he gets caught.
No.11574
>>11572
vigilante justice, NEET Lad saves the day
No.11575
>>11572
>>11573
>>11574
lads you're going to get anon killed
it's just a cat
No.11576
Seriously lad go after the kid.
Three teenagers (16yo I think) kept knocking on my door and running away. I went after them with a screwdriver. Once you get out there and the adrenaline gets going nothing will stop you.
No.11577
>>11575
depends, how old is the psycho?
No.11579
>>11556
I'll try, but she's probably better over the road, I'm the next door neighbour, it'd be shit he saw her as our gardens connect.
>>11558
>>11559
>>11567
I probably going to get shanked. He's off his head, under CAMHs but they've not diagnosed him with anything but ADHD yet. But he threatens to stab my elderly neighbour who looks after him, he's tried hanging himself. He's jumped off the roof. He's trashed the house more times than I can count. Broken several tablets into little pieces because they were telling him to. Today he tried hitting my neighbour over the head with a metal pipe. And broke down two doors getting to her.
With the cat, he picked her up by her tail, swung her around in the air. And slammed her into the concrete. As she tried to escape by jumping onto a fence grabbed her tail again. Wasn't bothered about being bitten or scratched. Grabbed her front and hind legs and smashed belly into the fence. Like, over the top of it. It was horrible.
No.11580
>>11575
first they came for the cats…
kek but seriously, the kid sounds like he's never been smacked or had any consequences for his actions, he deserves a good beat down to get him shook up.
No.11581
>>11579
anon if he's under 18 make a referral to children's services, once they're involved and they see what he's like they'll never stop hassling him
No.11582
>>11579
threatening him won't work then, just get the cat away seems like all you can do
No.11583
>>11579
>picked her up by her tail, swung her around in the air. And slammed her into the concrete.
Fucking hell mate, take my advice >>11576 and do the community some good.
No.11584
>>11579
Thats fucking evil man, do him in.
No.11585
No.11586
fucking hell I hate animal abuse more than anything
I didn't need this
No.11587
>>11585
how hard can it be to kick the shit out of a 14 year old, but if he's crazy you'll probably get done for it
No.11588
>>11579
honestly he should just be killed before he can grow up and do anymore harm
the kid sounds absolutely tits up mental
No.11589
>>11588
might top himself from what anon was saying
No.11590
No.11591
>>11589
ideally before he hurts anyone else
No.11592
>>11586
Mate, I've been Vegetarian since I was 14. Actually seeing it made me feel sick. I just didn't know what to do. I banged on window. But was too scared to actually go out.
>>11587
He's taller than me, and like I said he managed to knock a locked couple doors off their hinges with no effort, just from his fucking rage. Yet CAMHs said there's nothing wrong with him.
>>11588
>>11589
>>11590
I'm kind of hoping he gets stabbed at his special school he goes to.
No.11593
>>11589
>>11590
I'm so glad I don't live in a really chavvy area anymore, couldn't be doing with that honestly.
No.11594
>>11592
fuck CAMHs man, they're so shit, I tried to top myself when I was a kid, didn't see anyone for a year, it's fucked up
No.11595
>>11594
We've tried getting him help for two years. They've just said it's adhd. He's normal for his age.
No.11596
Polish girl talked to me in the chippy today, it was kind of awkward because there was loads of people waiting in silence and she kept talking to me over the counter asking where I lived and stuff. I couldn't use my sperg charm in front of everyone, felt bad man. She says she likes to cycle to work to because she wants to cut c02 emissions. Hnnnngggggggg
She had nice blue eyes and a qt polish accent
No.11597
about to enter my first online hearthstone match. wish me luck boys.
No.11598
>>11595
why don't they give him meds or something, that's not fucking normal
No.11599
>>11594
I have to deal with CAMHS sometimes in my job inb4 reeee and they are the most uncooperative and unhelpful piece of shit organisation to deal with.
No.11600
>>11599
anything for mental kids is shit, I went through tavistock as well, so fucking useless
No.11601
>>11595
call the police as soon as you see him do shit. Repeat.
>>11596
sounds qt as fug. you got a cheeky pic m8?
No.11602
Its my birthday in 5 minutes. My oneitis who I have "lent" about £1500 to and who i've known for 7 years called me 5 minutes ago to let me know that she's been dating my only friend for the past month and he doesn't want her talking to me.
She didn't even sound upset, she just said "don't contact me anymore, im blocking you anyway" and hung up
How can i stop being a pathetic beta? i've had enoguh and its either try and improve or kill myself
No.11603
>>11596
D O I T
S H E I S W H I T E
No.11604
>>11602
oh god anon, I'm not even sure where you'd start with that.
Have you spoke to your friend at all?
No.11605
>>11597
good luck lad, just remember to not take it so seriously, there's only so much you can control in rngstone.
No.11606
No.11607
>>11602
she sounds like a bitch
No.11608
>>11602
what a cunt, you're probably better off without that kind of person in your life
No.11609
>>11602
Start running and reading self help books, stuff by Dale Carnegie is good for dealing with people, and check out anything on mindfulness for self hapines.
No.11610
havent spoken to him ina couple of months, he sopped replying to my texts in Feburary. Was my only friend and known him since I was kid, we used to get drunk and lsiten to music together.
>>11607
shes the only girl ive ever said more than 5 words to so i have nothing to compare it, but she was really cool. we used to hang out alot and watch tv and game; she stopped wanting to come around last year and we'd just talk on the phone instead on skype
than at the beginning of this year she said she lsot her job and begged to borrow money to pay her rent and bills; even said she'd send me nudes if i did but because im an idiot I said no
sorry for typos but having a few drinks
No.11611
>>11601
Nah m8, I'd say she's a 7.5/10. Pretty sure she was just being friendly though, she's really nice
No.11612
>>11602
join the britfeel improve your life team
1) forget about the money, it's gone
2) learn from your mistake, some girls are sluts and will use you for money, however don't let it jade you off all 3d girls, just be careful
3) think about what you are unhappy with and improve on it, education/socially etc
No.11613
>>11602
Anon..
If I knew you I'd get a baseball bat and get your money back.
No.11614
>>11613
Aye Seconded. This isn't on.
No.11615
>>11610
nah, she's a bitch, but I've met loads of girls, most are, you just need to keep hoping
No.11616
>>11612
Expanding on this, never lend anyone money if you plan on getting it back. Think of it as a gift to a friend, then if they're super awesome, they'll pay you back eventually, but you shouldn't expect it.
No.11617
>>11610
you learned a valuable lesson anon. Women will do this sort of thing, you've got to be careful with them. I think everyone gets fucked over by a girl at some point, bar chads that never fail or the robots who never even got that far
No.11618
>>11614
>britfeel squad beats down this cunt's door and takes back Anon's money and his pride
No.11619
>>11618
>implying we'd leave our houses
No.11620
>>11602
you fell for a succubi
don't know what to tell you anon
No.11621
No.11622
>>11621
depends where the anon lives tbh but I'm up for pretending I'd help
No.11623
>>11619
When it comes to helping a m8 who's been fucked over I'd do it.
im from east london blud u fink im jokin?
No.11624
>>11622
>>11623
I'm in the south east m8s
No.11625
>>11623
I'm from wales, I just want to be left alone with my sheep
No.11626
>chav killing cats and pets
>girl hasnt paid anon back
>l-lets go get the girl guys
we're too beta lads
No.11627
>>11626
chav is an underage psycho, we either get shanked or done for chile abuse
No.11628
>>11626
>killing pets
w-wat
srs
now I want to murder his family
No.11629
No.11630
>>11626
I didn't say we couldn't do both
No.11631
No.11633
Threads dead, I'm assuming everyone's left to get anon his money back/save cats.
No.11634
>>11633
nope, still here. 'bout to nod off
No.11635
>>11634
didn't realise it was that late
No.11636
>>11633
I'm sweating hearthstone atm
No.11637
Anyway, I need to head off too
night lads
No.11639
>>11637
night pal
anyone want to watch this with me?
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/plus-sized-wars/on-demand/59899-001
looks like it will do wonders for my self esteem
No.11640
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No.11642
>>11639
if you want to wait till I play one more round of hearthstone I will mate
>>11638
night
No.11643
>>11642
sure thing buddy, paused it at 10mins in
No.11644
>>11643
>sign in to play
ayy lmao
sorry anon but I'm far too tired to make an account
No.11645
Just discovered this board for brit/pol/, how dead is this community?
Over 11000 posts, surprising.
No.11646
>>11644
yeah dw its a mission.
first i did 'sign up with g+' with my throwaway jewggle account.
then after doing that it made me fill out all the registration shit anyway.
it was so much easier when 4od was on youtube
No.11647
>>11645
not dead, it's just always been a small group
like half the folk just went to bed
>>11646
tell me if tess munster is in it, I fucking hate that fat fuck.
No.11649
Back from a friends, come home to another edition of /britfeel/ MADNESS EDITION.
No.11650
>>11649
we're gonna shank a kid and beat up some Stacey and take her money lad
No.11651
>>11649
>Back from a friends
GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.11652
>>11650
Sweet, I'll grab my cleaver and golf club, chug some riot punch and join the ruckus.
>>11651
Shh, it's the first time I've met up with someone in about 3 weeks, and there was about 15 minutes worth of talking in about 3 hours.
No.11653
>it's the first time I've met up with someone in about 3 weeks.
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.11654
>>11649
GET OUT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QMBuN13tP9
LEAVE
>>11652
>3 WEEKS
FUCKINNNN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LEAAAAAAAAAAVEEEE
No.11655
>>11651
>>11653
>>11654
>And so the young man wandered out into the wilderness, the vultures already circling. Eventually someone will find his bleached skull. They will probably drink from it.
Ending 2/6: Behold, THE mistake of god.
No.11656
>getting pared against a mage six times in a row
fucking hell, logged off for the night lads. Tired of fighting the same class as me over and over again.
also what's with all the gay shit in brit/pol/?
No.11657
Morning all.
Not long woke up after a 9 hour sleep after being awake for 31 hours straight, feel a lot better after that. Shame I missed all last night's activity though.
Hopefully I can get myself to have a shower and all that stuff today, I'll be back on track if I can at least do that.
No.11658
Can confirm cat is safe. It's been picked up this morning by another neighbour, I called to offer to take her in while she sorted it a place to live, but the lady across the road saw what he did to it, and is looking after her. She was ok after last night, except a few broken teeth.
No.11659
>>11658
Glad to hear it's okay, he probably would have killed it eventually. What a cunt.
No.11660
>>11659
Aye, that's why we thought we'd try and get her over to mine before it was too late. But someone beat me to it. I swear it's only a matter of time before he seriously harms my neighbour. She's in her late 60s, with an arthritic back. He already pushes her down the stairs whenever he gets the chance. She's started sleeping in her arm chair so she doesn't have to go up there.
No.11661
No.11662
I get an early night once and there's all this activity in the thread. Glad the cat is safe mate.
No.11663
>>11662
Aye, it was busier last night than it's been in a while, I went to bed at about half 12, after all the shit with that little shit
No.11664
>>11649
don't forget that we ban anyone who mentions having friends, according to half chan
No.11665
>>11639
Ok I'm watching this now, I don't understand how this would make you feel better, it's just rage inducing
>I would never lose weight without being seriously ill
>I have a "cheese feast" where I buy three different blocks of cheese and eat them
>I don't deserve less respect because of what I choose to have for dinner
Christ how do people delude themselves this much?
No.11666
>>11665
Mental weakness, poor logic, and a large amount of food.
No.11667
>>11664
b-but I'm m-married, self-employed and hate anime
>what board should i go to ?
No.11668
>>11667
>married, self-employed, and hate anime
>MARRIED
>>>/normie/
No.11669
>>11668
>Normies will get banned, so fuck you. Talking or behaving like normie or talking like a normie will get you banned.
>This board is for those who despise normies and they society. All 8chan rules apply here, but shota is welcomed. Feeling depressed or tired of the normies around you? Talk about it here, we are all the same, I just want some friends..
even spergs get married
No.11670
No.11671
>>11669
>even spergs get married
literally how
how old are you?
No.11672
>>11670
thanks
>>11671
She was a new temp at a place I worked, I didn't stop asking her out and eventually she caved in, 30
No.11675
>>11674
so what's the deal with the sheep? That your house Sigil or something?
No.11676
>>11674
>House sigil :|
? I dunno really I like them though I think because no one else does, you'd be baarking mad not to right ?
No.11677
>>11676
Im conflicted
You sounded like a normie at first but you seem to have literal autism too
No.11678
>>11677
I feel like he's a normie imitating an autist. It's jarring me.
No.11679
>>11677
wow, so many labels
>>11678
I'll just go, I hate jarring people
No.11680
>>11656
whilst you have no cards, basic mage and basic priest are the only heros that punch above your weight.
First you want to get every hero up to level 10, this gives you all the unlockable basic cards. Then google ' (your hero) basic l10 deck' . This will be much better than the default decks which gimp you.
No.11681
>>11679
I get the impression you take things too seriously
No.11682
>>11679
You can hang around if you want, but unless you have any NEET / virgin / physical or mental illness / animu experiences to talk about, you'll not have much in common with the rest of the anons here.
No.11683
What would you say the biggest problems you face as a NEET are?
No.11684
Post last edited at
No.11685
Eurovision today, Nil point today
No.11686
>>11683
no sex, no IRL interaction
No.11687
>>11683
No life, no future.
No.11688
my chocolate brownie protein powder tastes like fucking aids, spent £55 on a 4 month supply. Wish I tasted it first.
No.11689
>£55
>4 months
not surprised it tastes shit, that's crazy cheap m8.
No.11690
This is very important lads
No.11691
>>11690
u fxcking whxre nxxger slxt
No.11692
No.11693
>tfw only 2/8.
Against feminism and say nigger a lot.
No.11694
>>11693
I make rape jokes and I guess I could be nicer to my mum
>boys who comment on a girls appearance without her asking for an opinion
is this serious? even if it's a nice thing?
No.11695
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>11690
If there's one thing I know, it's to never take an obnoxious feminist's advice on how to behave as a man, especially on how to interact with women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD2EooMhqRI
TRIGGER WARNING: Both cringe and rage inducing.
No.11696
www.britfeel.co.uk
Bought it to keep it from the normies. Figured I'd better do something with it. Any suggestions on what to use it for? Anyone want anything on there?
No.11697
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No.11698
>>11696
links to here maybe?
or wasn't that one anon working on a game?
No.11699
>>11698
Yeah, I'm going to link in the dolequest dev blog. I'm the same guy. Not that I'm working on it right now.
Might see if there's a way to link to the latest thread on this board through some sort of bot, I don't know.
No.11700
>>11690
they will say this then go out and fuck the rugby team, lel
No.11701
>>11697
I'd actually agree with those.
No.11702
>>11699
that sounds cool, what is the dole quest blog?
No.11703
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No.11707
>>11696
could you host a stream on there like they do for the officialbritpol website?
No.11708
No.11709
>>11707
Yeah, don't see why not. What would we watch though? I'll add a mute button to the site later. Bit annoying that some elements only pop up when adblock is off but I guess it makes sense.
But yeah, any suggestions, post them in the thread and I'll implement them
No.11710
No.11711
>>11709
>Bit annoying that some elements only pop up when adblock is off
Just turned it off to see what I was missing
>those amazon recommendations
No.11712
>>11711
I tried adding a fleshlight but Amazon doesn't stock one. They do, however, stock Loli dakimakura.
>>11710
sure, I'll add a page for it and try to get a little chat thing going
No.11713
No.11714
>>11712
nice, I'm planning on watching and mocking
No.11715
>>11712
>unironically watching Eurovision
No.11716
>>11712
>party hats
never 5get
No.11717
freaked out at all the jobs being in my area for a second, then realised I'm retarded
No.11718
I thought I'd just be able to embed the Youtube Eurovision stream but they've disabled it
No.11719
>>11718
well that's shitty
No.11720
>>11718
we might have to all go to youtube and just chat on here
No.11721
Had some jalapeños last night and now I have really bad ring sting
No.11722
>>11719
>>11720
If I had a better internet connection I'd just screencap and broadcast it from my PC. It'll be easier to just watch it on youtube though.
No.11723
I'm just going to watch it on tv
No.11724
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>>11697
>>11705
5000 hours in Deluxe Paint IV.
No.11725
>freddos
>tea
>the purple revolution
>Why Enoch Powell was right
>party hats
>daki
>space raiders
>coping with depression
No.11726
so for the people who don't give a flying fuck about eurovision: would you like to play agar.io with me?
No.11727
No.11728
>>11724
britfeel gets mad OC, I love it
No.11729
speaking of which, we've not had any new banners in a while. We currently have no anime-related banners if that inspires anyone to make one
No.11730
>>11729
I tried to make a K-On inspired banner but I'm really shit at using paint so it didn't end so well
No.11731
>>11730
yeah no offence mate I appreciate you having a go but it needs a bit of work…
No.11733
>>11725
hehe you sound comfy SAG ;)
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No.11736
>>11732
why is 8chan such a cunting piece of shit to deal with? I got the spoiler image to work but now the deleted file image isn't working for literally no discernible reason.
No.11737
>>11735
take your homolust elsewhere
No.11738
>>11736
It's Nigel over the X right? Works for me.
No.11739
No.11740
>>11738
I see it too, maybe you need to reload
No.11741
Go on britfeel.co.uk
>party hats
No.11742
>>11741
what's the story with the party hats? I know some guy was talking about his birthday and we were taking the piss saying we'd get party hats and shit but I feel like everyone was referencing a joke I wasn't in on
No.11743
Anon had to host a party for work friends and s(?)he bought party hats and party bags iced ring biscuits despite it being an adult work do.
Apparently it went down a storm though.
No.11744
>>11743
loving every laugh
No.11745
>>11743
party bags too, and balloons, looked well fun
(I think it was illgirl who threw it)
No.11748
>>11742
>>11743
This.
I think the thread is still up. I'll find it.
>>8272
Here you go. It follows from there.
Take two.
No.11750
Britfeel - Where the fun never ends!
No.11751
>>11750
Right. Face it. You all wanted to be at that bbq. Despite how autistic it was.
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No.11755
>>11751
yeah, I'm not even mocking it, it looks really fun.
>>11752
Cheers m8.
No.11756
>>11751
You're not wrong, even if just for a slice of that banana cake.
No.11757
>>11756
that does look amazing
No.11758
>>11756
Cheers man. It's essentially just freezing the buttercream so you can scoop it into shape. I bake all the time it's basically the only thing I'm good at.
No.11760
topkek, that's beautiful
remember people were talking about a Reading meetup? It's a horrible idea, but did you guys know babymetal were playing this year? Jealous of whoever gets to go.
No.11761
>>11759
thought I'd posted twice for a bit, but no, we're just both pathetic
No.11762
>>11759
thought I'd posted twice for a bit, but no, we're just both pathetic
No.11763
>>11762
and now I have posted twice
No.11764
>>11761
>>11762
Oh god what is HAPPENING
No.11765
>>11764
my internet is a piece of shit
No.11767
No.11768
>>11760
That was reading the city they were talking about not the festivals
No.11769
>>11760
they meant at Reading, not Reading festival
No.11770
>>11762
topkek, that's beautiful
remember people were talking about a Reading meetup? It's a horrible idea, but did you guys know babymetal were playing this year? Jealous of whoever gets to go. >>11761
>>11763
>>11763
>>11764
>>11765
>>11765
>>11765
>>11765
>>11765
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>>11768
meeting up with random strangers is still a bit weird m8
No.11773
SEND HELP
WHAT IS GOING ON
No.11774
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No.11776
>>11768
>>11769
Aye. They were just being faggots meeting people they've never met. In some normie location.
No.11777
Where are we watching eurovision lads?
We've got to watch it. It's my favourite time of year.
No.11778
>>11777
I unironically love eurovision, it's just so over the top and ridiculous
No.11779
>>11773
I think the whole website is fucking up because Bui is spamming /pol/ to oblivion:
https://8ch.net/pol/index.html
https://8ch.net/pol/catalog.html
No.11780
>>11777
The other countries will only bully us though. And if there's another fucking lady boy I might destroy something.
No.11781
>>11780
Watch them all be ladyboys this year, or something to appeal to the tumblrites
No.11782
>>11778
>>11780
The degeneracy is why I like it.
It's like watching the world burn, beautiful.
No.11783
>>11777
Now where because it's fucking shite. It's worse than x factor
No.11784
>>11782
>>11783
it's good with people to mock with
No.11785
Afternoon peeps. For once nytol actually had an effect on me, in fact it worked too well I slept through all my alarms.
No.11786
If I don't watch it with you guys I'm going to have to go to int.
The banter was off the chart last year.
No.11787
>>11786
>/int/
>banter
pls go and stay go
No.11789
>>11785
nice, though your schedule is gonna be fucked up now
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No.11791
>>11789
It's been 2 pm starts for the past few days, if need be I could pull an all nighter and then some.
No.11792
Cant be bothered with Eurovision ,Lats years was funny and that Polish song is still in my head but fuck today
No.11793
How does this look for a k-on style banner?
Took inspiration from >>11730 obviously.
No.11794
>>11788
Halo isn't /lad/ though
No.11795
No.11796
>>11794
Not as /lad/ as games like FIFA or CoD, but still very popular with them. When I was at college they were talking about it all the time.
Halo 3 and onwards though, not so much the first two.
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No.11798
>>11795
Thanks, I might as well post this too.
No.11799
>>11798
cool, I ned to learn how to do photo shit so I can contribute
No.11800
>>11779
who the fuck is Bui?
No.11801
I fucking hate britnormie so much I just want to slit his fucking throat
No.11802
>>11793
that's fucking golden
I'd suck your dick if you could move /britfeel/ up a bit and wright "light music club" underneath in smaller text
no not literally you degenerates
No.11803
>>11801
what's he doing now?
No.11804
>>11801
you need to stay off cuckchan mate, not good for your blood pressure
No.11806
No.11813
>>11802
>I'm not gay h-honest!
didn't help yourself there m8