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 No.5528

ITT: Academic /film/ related stories

I assume i wasn't the only person who was lucky enough to study Film/Motion Pictures in the pre SJW times. Did you ever experience anything interesting or have stories to tell?

e.g:

>When it came to auteur theory aside from the mandatory goth chick writing about Tim Burton i was the only person in the class that didn't write about Quentin Tarantino.

>When being shown jurassic Park during a period on the history of SFX a student who was a self professed fundamentalist Christian left in outrage at this "moral degeneracy", 4 months later he would be removed from the course for attempting to rape a Lesbian girl on campus to "fix here"

>One of the final exam live study films was The Happiness of the Katakuris and one student handed in a single piece of paper with "I DONT GET IT I JUST LOVE FUCKING STAR WARS" on it. Surprisingly he was not Rich Evans.

>More than half the class fell asleep during Citzen Kane.

>The surprise hit was Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon.

>When moving onto practical work and placement in the industry health and safety forms had to be signed swearing there was no chance of meteor strike, volcanic eruption of nearby nuclear conflict.

>Started 130 in year one, down to 5 in year 4, was one of 2 that graduated.

What was your film school time like?

 No.5531

That sounds horrible.

I would go into theory if studying at a university level to hopefully ignore these types of people.


 No.5532

Sounds fucking hilarious


 No.5533

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>>5531

You think thats bad?

>Early on in practical

>School has some shitty early Canon DV cameras you have to sign out with a kit bag including all the xlr cables, mics and so on.

>Me and this other guy take 2 out over the weekend

>Head off to film an advert for a local mom and pop tabletop gaming store

>Come back on Monday, pop camera in and head off for a nice 2 hour lunch like any student on a monday

>Get message to come back to campus as theres some trouble

>The tech supply goons are pissed as one of the cameras came back caked in dried on chocolate

>The other camera was taken out by a fat goth kid who is literally always eating, he swears it was me.

>Camera is ruined, melted chocolate got inside the lens and gummed up the focus mechanisms inside as well as the tape wheels. Student will have to pay to repair it or replace it as per the sign out agreements and the goth kids trying to pin it on me

>Bring them to his desk where we see a mac covered in batman and undertaker stickers caked in chocolate stains

>Check in camera and he left the DV tape in there of his batman fan film he was filming

>Promptly let off the hook

>Use part of my Student loans for the next year to buy a Sony HVR-V1E and never have to deal with that shit ever again

>Goth kid spends his loan money on a years supply of Relentless energy drink and a batman costume.

People are animals.


 No.5534

>>5533

Well at least he'll die early


 No.5535

>>5534

Last i saw he was posting on facebook from his hospital bed about having a "leg like an elephant and a 40 degree blood fever" so who knows.


 No.5545

man i'm starting on that line (hey it's not my money i'm wasting), and I can tell I'm in for shit like this. currently just at community college wasting my time with doing all the 'general education' courses schools require to create even more debt, but I've taken a film appreciation class and am in a film production class, just starting. film appreciation:

>walk in on first day, few people there, two are talking about, yeah, star wars

>guy playing games on his phone, actually wearing an MLP shirt and a trilby, interrupts their conversation loudly claiming that the prequel trilogy doesn't exist

>nobody understood that rosebud was the sleigh. as in they could not connect the burning sleigh with the earlier sleigh, i guess

>people stepping out during 400 blows cause it was too boring

>we were going to watch apocalypse now but someone said they could bring in american sniper instead; everyone agreed and we watched this fucking screener copy of that awful movie

>had a day where we voted on a movie; django unchained..

>idk just shit like that, like you'd expect

>god i'm so much smarter than everyone else i can't even stand it

full blown sjw in my production class this semester, says she does fashion shoots of 'plus sized women of color,' lots of star wars fans too, should be nice. thanks for making be a bitter elitist asshole, internet


 No.5554

>>5545

Who the fuck are these people that can deal with a regular class but have to mass walk out on a fucking movie, one that anyone can get something out of at that.

Like I don't even understand how someone who clearly isn't that smart, and I'm assuming OP just wasn't going to a British equivilent of a community college, could get through Shakespeare in highschool and then have such a response some cult horror comedy movie.

Also what teacher lets the students decide what movie to watch? It shouldn't be just fucking fun time to watch your favorite film with friends and they should fucking wipe that expectation off on the first day of class. They have the privilege of getting credits for what sound like little more than watching movies in the first place.


 No.5557

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>Film theory

>Each student plays a sequence from a film and talks about it in front of the class

>No one is paying too much attention, everyone is whispering to the person next to them during each presentation

>Dude in jeans, runners and a coat gets up to discuss his sequence, let's call him Tim

>Tim has selected a sequence from Drive

>ohboy.jpg

>As he talks students whisper among them selves as usual

>One of them, a tall handsome fellow- lets call him Brock, happens to laugh at something his friend whispered to him during Tim's presentation.

>Tim stops talking and stares at him sternly

>The class goes silent

>Brock apologizes, Tim, clears his throat and continues.

>Several minutes later

>It's Brock's turn to present to the class. His clip is from Lantana from memory.

>He isn't a good public speaker, stuttering, and repeating words a lot

>Mid way through his presentation, Tim gets up and shouts:

>"INTERRUPTION!"

>Brock stares

>The room is completely still

>Tim sits down "Now you know how it feels"

>Brock looks as if he could literally kill a man

>"What the fuck?" is all he says

>Tim goes red, he laughs it off, but no one is laughing with him.

>Brock continues

>Tim leaves

>Hasn't shown up for class since

>A real human being

mfw


 No.5559

>>5557

>/tv/ visits /film/.mkv


 No.5561

>>5557

That's hilarious


 No.5563

>>5554

400 blows isn't a cult horror movie dude.

and yes it basically was watching movies for credits, we had to write papers analyzing various elements of each film but i'm sure most of them just wrote plot summaries. i mean it's fucking 'film appreciation' at community college dude. also not like any of them actually read Hamlet, nobody in my high school class actually read it, just sparknotes


 No.5565

>>5563

I meant The Happiness of the Katakuris from OPs story.


 No.5568

>>5565

lol my bad




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