No.234683
Police in Friendswood, Texas, said an employee at a local Domino’s snapped at – and even assaulted – a co-worker who revealed a spoiler for “Avengers: Endgame.”
Authorities in Friendswood posted the news to the town’s Facebook page in a “Police Activity Report” posted on Monday, confirming that police responded to the fast-food outlet on Sunday evening after receiving reports of an assault.
ustin Gregory Surface, 33, of Friendswood, was issued a citation for Assault by Contact after another employee revealed a spoiler about the movie, ‘End Game’ [sic],” the report reads.
A representative for Domino’s was not immediately available to comment on Sunday’s incident, although a local resident who spoke with KTRK called the incident both “hilarious” and “insane.”
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/dominos-assaults-coworker-spoiler-avengers-endgame?
No.234687
I would have done the same.
11 years it took to tell the story and countless hours across all the movies and tv shows.
To have it spoiled would rightly piss me off.
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No.234722
its just a movie. calm ur tits
No.234725
>>234683
avengers is the most dry shit ive ever seen. I stopped watching everything superhero after thor. fuck that whole cash-cow franchise
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No.234726
>>234683
So how's it end? Do they eat more shwarma while making cutsey faces at each other?
No.234729
Jesus C. what a bunch of faggots in the Jew S of A.
No.234732
>>234726
The big surprise was Spiderman killing Ironman as the only way to bring back half the universe
No.234733
>>234683
>caring about movies
>caring about aggressively mediocre movies designed to milk shekels
There is a significant portion of the populace that is prone to obsessive behavior. Used to be these idiots would channel their obsession towards religion and leave the rest of us alone. Since Christianity is now toothless and sterile these fuckwits have to use other groups to obsess over like sportsball teams, movies, or extremist political parties.
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No.234742
>>234739
I saw it Monday afternoon in Dolby Cinema
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No.234745
>>234726
Captain America is a nigger
No.234746
>>234725
It is so dry, that a chick set me up to fucc her while watching avengers and I slept thought the whole ordeal. Fucking terrible movie.
No.234753
>>234687
<I unironically like capeshit because it took 11 years
Iron Man dies and Captain America goes back to WWII.
No.234757
I haven't watched a superhero movie since I was a child, I would honestly feel embarrassed to pay money to watch this shit as an adult. Normal cattle have no sense of shame or self awareness.
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No.234763
>>234757
Who gives a fuck what other people think, if you haven't noticed we're living in clown world.
No.234836
>>234742
Does he really die? I haven't seen it myself.
No.234838
>>234687
Alright, well you’re a man-child and should be treated as such. Now go to bed
No.234840
>>234683
As a personal anecdote, the only people I've actually seen excited about these movies are Gen X and older Millennials. Most people my age (22) that I've talked to either haven't talked about seeing it unless asked, or haven't seen it.
No.234842
>>234840
>be an older millennial
>lack interest in capes
>instead be more interested in movies and TV that are either "old" or "out there"
What does this make me?
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No.234847
Thanos dies, iron man dies, black widow dies, captain America dies
No.234851
Mohammed lives captain america dies
No.234856
Avengers was good but now its just shit
No.234857
>>234699
if a movie took 11 years to tell a story, and it can be spoiled in a short sentence with minimal understanding of the series… then that 11 years was a waste of time and the story is trash.
look at any decently told story. think of any decent book/movie/series. "spoiling" is impossible if there is even some semblance of quality.
for fucks sakes, it doesnt even have to be good. for example dragonball Z is a better story. saying "goku turns super saiyan and kills freeza" wouldnt spoil the freeza saga because there is a minimal amount of depth to the story .
think about it; would learning that froto eventually throws the ring into mordor spoil the plot of the movie? would learning dorothy returns home spoil the wizard of oz? would learning sleeping beauty wakes up spoil the movie?
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No.234862
>>234836
No he just gets fat. Iron man dies though.
No.234863
>>234856
*was never good
Excuse my typo
No.234880
Newsflash for a bunch of you sour cunts: You're not any better or more interesting for hating something in its moment of popularity. I would've thought you basement dwelling yokels would be happy that comic book characters are mainstream since it could help you find a geeky gf.
No.234882
>>234880
t. soy-starved beast
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>>234687
>>234699
What you have to realize is that all the excitement you feel, looking forward to these movies, is manufactured. It isn't real emotion, like what real humans feel. The hype was deliberately designed in a board room and planted into your heads through marketing. The reason it planted into your head so thoroughly is that there was nothing in your head before. In short, you and your friends get hyped over these stupid movies because you are mindless, impressionable cattle who do not possess the curiosity and intelligence of a human-being, capable of discovering his or her own interests. No, you enjoy whatever you are told to enjoy, no matter how empty and vapid it may be.
No.234983
>>234880
Iron Man was the only good marvel film.
No.234984
Whoever spoils this movie should die… Like iron man did.
No.234996
I can't wait for you all to see the dream psychic attack pain movie the aliens have forced my brain to be thumped by daily telepathy for 4 and a half years. I wanna know how it ends too!!
Spoiler alert: the aliens get stabbed and shot after arrival!!
No.234997
TONY STARK DIES.
BLACK WIDOW DIES
CAPTAIN AMERICA GOES BACK IN TIME AND STAYS THERE
No.235036
>>234997
This is accurate but you left out the CGI where Stan hatefully fucks Spiderman for 10 minutes.
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>>234687
>>234699
this website isn't for soyboys
No.235059
>>235036
>where Stan hatefully fucks Spiderman for 10 minutes
You mean 90 minutes. You just described the plot of every Marvel movie in the last 15 years.
No.235068
>>234840
My gf's 8 year old son and 11 year old daughter love capeshit
inb4 dating a single mom
yea I'm retarded. Sorry
No.235070
>>235068
How often do you molest the kids?
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>>234687
>>234699
Its a fucking movie you dips. If someone spoils it, you insult them, punch them in the arm or just write an angry post online like a faggot, you don't go apeshit on them like some cartel gorilla.
>>234726
Tony Stark gets killed by faggot Spiderman and Captain America goes home. Also Lady Thor incoming.
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No.235159
>>234687
>Knowing a few details about a movie somehow ruins 10 years of enjoyment you have had
>Especially for a major block buster that will be spoiled for everyone in a few weeks anyway
I know this is an "ironic" shitpost, but normalfags honestly need to learn that they shouldn't act like retarded children and overeat if they want spoiler campaigns to stop existing.
No.235813
>>235159
>Anime smug
You are far worse scum than those you attempt to make fun of.
No.235844
>>235813
That wasn't even a smug, GTFO retarded goon.
No.235853
>>234683
I hope they make a movie, with this hero played by Clint Eastwood someday.
No.235877
>>234687
Well there was those Russians in Antarctica…..
No.235883
>>234722
this (and nice dubs)
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