No.1555394
>at dinner with family (uncles and cousins I havent seen in years)
>they ask what I do
>I say im unemployed
>my gf tells them I have a hedge fund
>I scowl at her
>they look at me like I just shit on the table
>grandma says she thinks I should find a career that doesnt scam people
>uncle calls me little bernie madoff
>tfw my family is retarded
No.1555397
Hedge fund is literally non-stop bullshit speculation.
Just dump 70% of your capital in a Vanguard S&P and 30% in bonds and you're set.
No.1555398
Have you ever considered getting a real job that creates value for people?
No.1555400
No.1555401
sorry, selling Amway doesn't count as a hedge fund
No.1555407
>>1555397
lmfao have fun with your 5% returns
No.1555419
>>1555407
8% pa over the last 200 years, actually
No.1555421
>>1555407
>thinks giving up 20% profits as management fees in a hedge fund is a return.
No.1555427
>>1555398
Having a wagecuck job is the worst, you're much lower status than welfare rats and yet your government take your earnings and use them as gibs to undermine you and the very people that pay them. Fuck taxes, fuck the government and fuck actually doing work that's not speculation, usury and robbing cucks while living on gibs from wagecucks.
No.1555429
No.1555439
>>1555427
>tfw you're working on launching an alternative to these sharks that redistributes ALL value to those creating it
money changers need to gtfo
No.1555445
>>1555427
Couldn't have said it better.
No.1555446
>>1555439
the real red pill is realizing most people deserve to be poor. You can give a nigger $5 million so he shuts up but in a year they'd be broke and crying that you didn't give them more
No.1555453
>>1555429
I'm just telling it like it is. In a working society it might be well and good to actually benefit that society but most western societies have been subverted so what helps the system fucks you, the taxpayer native, up bad. Grab wealth with as little effort as possible, if it destroys society then even better.
I swear to God, I just recently heard wagecuck acquaintances chat about how terrible it was that people demonstrated against mass immigration and the crime and general bad shit it brings. Fuck those assholes.
No.1555454
>>1555446
the niggers that deserve to be poor will not be creating any value thus receiving none.
No.1555479
>>1555427
>all this justification to sit around screwing people over
You're almost as lazy and greedy as the communists. For shame, anon.
No.1555483
>tell people you're rich
>they call you a thief and a scoundrel and a scam artist
Americans…
No.1555496
>>1555453
how does one get into gibs if they're not a minority and already worked/run a business?
No.1555510
No.1555514
>>1555496
That really depends on where you live but there are a bazillion ways to scam the system.
No.1555524
>>1555446
you faggots “investing” by handing your money over to jews are no better.
the real redpill is entrepreneurship, creating both jobs and worthwhile objects or services.
No.1555530
>>1555510
for real tho, is there any crypto that seems here to stay? bitcoin’s going to collapse some day
No.1555531
>>1555524
>investing” by handing your money over to jews
oh no he didn't learn math and thinks he can just pick stocks out of a hat
No.1555539
>>1555514
Can you point me in a general direction
No.1555540
>>1555531
most people don’t pick their own stocks, and also you can, it’s going to make you money in a growing economy
No.1555541
>>1555540
what did you mean by this
No.1555555
No.1555558
>>1555530
Chainlink is there to stay. It is crypto agnostic and has an actual real life use. Also mainnet will probably drop in the next 6 months. Chainlink doesn't need Ethereum, but Ethereum needs Chainlink.
No.1555562
How to get started with investing? Teach me wise neet.
No.1555576
>>1555539
Not really, there's too many variables. You should start out looking where the welfare shit goes and how much in your nation state. Do note that this only works in first world nations. Faking intense autism might get you a low basic income in some places, in others it will not do diddly squat.
No.1555583
>>1555562
Finance
>Options, Futures, and Other Derivatives - John C Hull
>Option Volatility & Pricing - Sheldon Natenberg
>Dynamic Hedging - Nassim Taleb
Proficiency
>logic
>calculus
>stochastic calculus
>statistics
>partial differential equations
>probability
>number theory
>western philosophy
>computer science
Programming
>C
>C++
>C++11
>Java
>Python
>Tensorflow
>Pytorch
>Perl
>R
>Linux/Unix
No.1555594
I made my money the good old fashioned way. I inherited it.
No.1555599
>>1555562
You can start by saving money, faggot.
Stop buying useless crap like anime merchandise.
No.1555600
No.1555624
>>1555622
and then this retard
>>1555583
No.1555634
>>1555600
I receive a six figure income yearly from a living trust. It will not run out in my lifetime. I put most of it into CDs and let them mature.
No.1555638
>>1555599
>Stop buying useless crap like anime merchandise.
I don't. I wish I had that kind of money.
No.1555640
>>1555634
At least you're not as deluded as the rest of this thread. Keep it up, richanon.
No.1555644
>>1555634
Very nice. I belive investment like real estate, land, house, car etc. were already handled by your previous generation, and you're only needing that money for a comfortable life.
No.1555652
No.1555680
>>1555640
I live a pretty frugal life honestly.
>>1555644
My father sold the family business not long before he died for a little over 33 million. I saved most of my trust fund income for a few years after his death and bought a reasonably nice 2 bedroom house on foreclosure outside of a small city. I still drive the car I've had since 05. Outside an occasional indulgence I live like a normal lower middle class person.
>>1555652
Aye.
No.1555688
>>1555680
>33 million
>6 figure income
>thinks he's rich
You live like a normal middle class person because you are one.
No.1555689
>>1555680
Next generation will be old money. I sincerely hope your name will stand the test of time. Much luck anon.
No.1555693
>>1555688
You have a poorfag mindset, never gonna make it, unless you change that.
No.1555698
>>1555688
This doesn't bother me.
>>1555689
Thanks anon. I've been blessed with unearned bounty and I'm not going to piss it away.
No.1555699
>>1555688
No, he's the kind of anon I want to marry.
t. Femanon
No.1555701
>>1555693
Your the one thinking $33 million is a lot of money. You don't even have all of it liquid and you are buying CDs lmfao. HNWI starts at $50 million of working capital you are a poor fag
No.1555702
>>1555699
For his lovely personality, I assume.
No.1555705
>>1555701
I'm not him. But he is probably still under 40 years old. Enough time to quadruple his wealth.
No.1555710
>>1555680
You're living the life.
Do you have any investment advice towards an anon who'll be graduating ship navigation?
Starting wages are around 2-3K usd a month, and contracts are usually 3 months on/off.
By the time I reach the position of ship captain, I will be earning between $8000 and $15000 a month.
I intend to live with my parents until I get a place to live, then I will be thinking about investing it. I live in a shithole, so cost of living is very low, you can live a normal life with less than $500 a month.
So I will manage to save up quite a lot.
Where do I start?
tl;dr I will manage to save up quite a lot with my future job, how2invest?
t. investment noob
No.1555712
>>1555701
High net worth individuals are considered to have 1 million in working capital outside of their residence.
No.1555717
>>1555712
not according to Goldman Sachs. You can't even use Goldman Sachs' Private Bank with $1 million since the minimum deposit is $20 million
No.1555718
No.1555723
Is there a way to make money off purging your ancestral lands from niggers and arabs?
No.1555729
>>1555723
i’ll give you a buck or two
No.1555731
>>1555717
Then he has enough. hasn't he?
No.1555733
>>1555731
the guy said HWNI have 1 million
No.1555736
>>1555729
Tbh I don't even care about money, I just need good automatic weapons, a ton of bullets and a few good men.
No.1555740
>>1555733
Well the definition says >1 million
No.1555745
>>1555699
I actually specifically chose a city far from where I lived before where no one knew me just to avoid the women who suddenly appeared after. How they find out I will never know but they do.
>>1555710
I chose CDs because they are solid and secured way to grow money at a reasonable rate. I have multiple CDs and they earn a 3.10% APY.
No.1555746
>>1555740
i'm going by Goldman Sach's definition. even the US Government says HWNI have $30 million liquid so not sure where your getting your numbers
No.1555749
>>1555745
It's called networking and knowing people who knows people who knows what's going on. Also social media helps. Marry me and I'll teach you all about our mysterious ways~
No.1555752
>>1555746
They are different sub categories of HNWI
No.1555754
>>1555746
30 million would be a Ultra High net worth individual.
No.1555755
>>1555745
Every time you post "CD" I think it means Compact Disc.
No.1555759
>>1555736
Twenty good men?
No.1555761
No.1555764
>>1555755
He's not talking about compact discs???
No.1555772
>>1555764
Certificate of Deposit
No.1555780
>>1555749
Is that you, Afton?
No.1555784
>>1555780
Who the fuck names their daughter Afton?
No.1555787
No.1555789
>>1555784
People who want to hurt innocent men.
No.1555791
>>1555780
Uh, no, I have no idea who this "Afton" person is. But, uh, would you be interested in marrying Afton? You'd make a great couple.
No.1555797
If I had 30 million dollaridoos I'd use 25 of them to buy gold and the remaining ones to buy cheap land. R8 my financial genius, /biz/. I'm a recovering communist so I might have my head screwed on wrong.
No.1555801
>>1555797
You can't recover from that and we don't want you. Kill yourself.
No.1555806
No.1555817
>>1555806
Oh well, then it's just as well that I don't become rich. What's wrong with a big hoard of gold though?
No.1555829
No.1555834
>>1555829
You bigots sure like to act like it is 😏
No.1555841
>>1555834
I will rip your fucking head off and force my greasy turd down your trachea
No.1555860
>>1555829
♪Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days…♫
No.1555863
Man stalemate in Chess is such a dumb fucking rule. If I put my opponent in a position where they can't fucking make a legal move than they should lose why am I being punished for destroying my opponent
No.1555886
>>1555797
Nothing wrong with land or gold. Think about where you're going to keep the gold though. I'd suggest welding it all into a giant brick and keeping it in your front yard. What are your other options, paying some jew to let you store it in their vault? What if he forgets how much gold he owes you?
No.1558810
>>1555555
/tv/ is such a shit board nobody schescks those numbers
No.1558956
>>1555698
I don't know how to feel about people inheriting huge amounts of money, or winning money on the stocks
No.1558962
>>1558956
You should hate it. People inheriting wealth they don't deserve is the root of so many of the problems today.
No.1559046
>at dinner with family (uncles and cousins I havent seen in years)
>they ask what I do
>say I defend my faith to heretics
>my mom tells them I actually spend all my time on some "Jackie Chan board"
>I scowl at her
>They all look at me like I just shit on the table
>jokes on them, my waifu and I both do not shit because we are pure
>grandma says she thinks I should just find a nice girl
>uncle calls me a "shitbag cuck"
>tfw my family is retarded
Why can't people just accept she won?