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f1e61d  No.16326297[Reply]

Why would you play the digital version of a card game?

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fdcdae  No.16377670


>Unironic Linkin Park

>In 2019

Christ I was never too big on the whole "Magic: the Gathering's Avengers" thing they were doing with planeswalkers but this is just bad. Oh no, the vile necromancer is suddenly having a brief moment of possible regret before getting BTFO by NicoNico. Man this totally makes this slow motion death sad, and definitely doesn't make me hope Jace and Chandra don't just randomly explode so we can finally get back to stories about the planes, not the planeswalkers interacting with the plains.

802ad3  No.16377678

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Duelists of the Roses is not like the TCG. It shares similarities, but it's a whole different thing.

d39f3c  No.16377687

>Liliana defaults on a debt from her contract

>gets a strong white man to take care of her debt for her

good job wizards, very progressive

000000  No.16377963


Why would anyone pay for any card game at all? Pirate everything.

Also, this >>16376823

Leftists and women always fail at everything. If it is made by them, it will be shit.

52f5be  No.16378006




>willingly paying for anything

I shouldn't have to explain how inaccurate this is.


>Magic art still manages to be Kino sometimes even today.

Please. Seb McKinnon is the only truly great thing about it these days. I miss Chippy. And Puddenhead.

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e66c3e  No.16373548[Reply]

Project 1999 - Classic Everquest

>Project 1999 is a free, emulated classic Everquest server. We provide a nostalgic experience for those wishing to relive the old days of Everquest as it was between 1999 and 2001.


EQ Titanium client torrent mirrors



>Installation instructions:

>1. Unzip to your computer

>2. Inside the folder find EQGAME.EXE

>3. Make a desktop shortcut for EQGAME (right click send to desktop shortcut)

>4. Right click your new desktop shortcut, go into properties

>5. Edit the target line to look something like this:

>"C:/EverQuest Project 1999/eqgame.exe" patchme


>Basically you just added patchme to the end.



Newbie guide:


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fc3225  No.16377423

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i wasnt big on everquest, just seemed like it would eat too much of my time when there were so many other games to enjoy, but i knew people who loved it. i like listening to the soundtrack though, and i also liked the 3d elf titties on the boxes.

5bb1d3  No.16377428

I've been messing around on this game for a while. Got a 45 Iksar SK. The game definitely has charm and you can see how closely WoW followed it early on.

8828c0  No.16377596

I used to boot up P1999 every couple years to do a run through Blackburrow and Crushbone for the nostalgia. How's the server population for low level shit these days?

bc77bb  No.16377895

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>that box art



c5b94f  No.16377932

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GDLE - Asheron's Call: Throne of Destiny

>GDLE is a free, emulated, Asheron's Call server. It provides a nostalgic experience for those wishing to relive the old days of Asheron's Call between 1999 and 2017.


AC ToD client links included!

>Installation instructions:

>on the main website


>on the main website


>on the main website




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b7154e  No.16377577[Reply]

>An SSD, 8K and fancy lighting


PS1 was a huge jump forward, PS2 was a huge jump, PS3 was a huge jump, PS4 wasn't really much more than a skip and now PS5 is gonna be even less of a hop forward. But it's totally different from my PS4, I can totally see why I need to drop another $400 for a new console to play the latest games, thanks Sony…

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902275  No.16378876


Correct. Good lighting can make shitty textures and models look fantastic. Even if the art direction isn't photorealistic, good lighting adds a ton to any scene.

59907e  No.16378943


Mark is so sensitive he doesnt even want you to praise playstation ironically.

What a fucking dumbass jew.

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069ecc  No.16381268

I honestly don't see how this thing will sell with the rumored specs below 500 bucks, isn't the PS4 pro by itself struggling to even get past 5 million? Even with Ps4 backwards compatibility a console over 400 bucks is a tough sell.

and if the price is even higher say 599 then the thing is dead in the water

f513bf  No.16381493


>$1200 RTX card

People actually spend that much!? I just want to play videogames, not travel in fucking time!

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09f3f0  No.16377647[Reply]

Good morning fellow faggots. I wanted to share with you what it looks when sony bans a user for the non-existent crime of (((hate speech))) on the playstation network.

I was recently banned for speaking out against the forced invasion of subhumans into the West and I received a one week ban for it. sony is now moving to silence any criticism of the marxist agenda by people that do not want to see their community turned into the third world. I am not surprised by this ban at all and I have in fact been expecting this so that I could share with my fellow anons what happens on this platform when marxists are in charge of regulating your speech.

As you can see in the pic, ALL of the games that are digital downloads have had their licenses removed and are no longer playable. However, if you have a game on disc, it is still functional. Considering that (((hate speech))) is not an actual thing (or crime) in burgerland, their actions might be in violation of US law and sony could be placing themselves in a liable position. Not that I care or wish to even waste time researching such things for vydia but it is a possibility. I base this theory on the fact that the locked games in question were paid for and the user (myself) is being denied access to them based purely on political reasons. Imagine if you owned a car and the car manufacture said that they do not agree with your political viewpoints and plan on "disabling" your vehicle for a week because of your political opinions. Clearly that would be in violation of the law; this most likely is as well.

To our friends at /leftypol/, keep in mind this could be used against you as well. So, you feel like speaking out against israels forced occupation of gaza? It might be considered (((hate speech))) by sony. You want to speak out about police misconduct government corruption? It might be considered (((hate speech))) by sony.

If you guys want to continue to support this type of thought crime police, then by all means buy a ps5 or the next xbox! After all, the FF7 remake is more important than your right to self-expression. In the meantPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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306832  No.16378475


But that’s why you ban them from the forum not lock their entire account and ban them from playing games they paid money for.

3b57ba  No.16378547



Thanks, lads. Already disabled it, so now it's just a matter of playing the waiting game and hope for the best.

d0e696  No.16378914


>not true. you cant "sign your rights away."

It's not the same thing. When you buy software such as a game, you are buying a license to use that software. You don't "own" anything. It's less like a product that you own and more like a contract that you sign. If you break the terms of the contract, it is void and you no longer have the legal right to use the software, and theoretically you could be charged for using it although that almost never happens.

I think civil rights protections might apply to the customer in this case, because if I remember right the clause reads like "race, sex, sexual orientation, creed" and I cannot remember if political beliefs are included. However it's difficult to prove that the publisher did it for purely political reasons in most cases. I think we'd have to wait until the right case comes along where there is sufficient proof of malicious intent on the publisher's part and the victim has a competent lawyer.

967598  No.16381620


>license, not purchase

A trademark can be lost due to "becoming generic", basically due to public stupidity. If everyone thinks of it as "purchasing a product", can the "licensing" bullshit stand? But maybe that argument died with physical releases.

78a364  No.16384497


>so you guys support censorship then?



(((he))) sure is

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2aeb82  No.16351098[Reply]

This thread is mainly to discuss the habits of those who are transitioning on life from a neet life to that of a job, school life to a job, a job to a neet life, and so on.

How do you do it anons? Has gaming become less of a time consuming task for you? Do you find yourself stuck in a position where it feels impossible to game anymore? Have you transitioned from lengthier games to shorter ones just to try and fill the itch? Is there even an itch left and gaming has become an activity of the past mostly.

On the flip side, have you ramped up gaming? Are you more of a neet than ever and do you see any purpose of leaving neetdom and going to get a job? Do you love your vidya first and foremost and only care about other things second?

For me, im about to graduate and have been unsure of how ill have time to spend on gaming. It mostly makes me sad because theres some games i really want to play still but school is consuming a lot of time. However, i remember i have no interest in relationships and enjoy being alone in solitude and figure that will be enough time to enjoy games. What about you guys?

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ee0acf  No.16377462


>high social status


if having everyone thinking you are pedophile and having everyone instantly associate you with kiddy rapers is a high social status for you, sure bro

38ce4f  No.16377478


Wanna hold hands instead?

586c99  No.16377605


I may want to have naked cuddles with clown girl.

4aeccf  No.16377607


Normalfag leave and dont come back

c2556f  No.16377608

I got no time or space and I move a lot so I only play the finest visual novels and roguelikes

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1cdd92  No.16361695[Reply]

If you try to play any pre-current-year games you immediately notice the start contrast between now and then. For example, Cave Story is pretty great, but when compared to modern pixelshit games it is a fucking masterpiece. Games today just seem like not only are they designed shittier (with more technical problems and bugs) , styled shittier (we have all this processing power and somehow the REMASTERED versions of games look worse than the original), and composed shittier (what was the last current year game that had a wholly "good" soundtrack? not just one or two songs), but the fucking mechanics are shallower and less creative as well (look at five nights at freddie's or undertale, the gameplay is as shallow as your average thot, it's all the pretense of style and no substance)

How has the industry fucking devolved so drastically?

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3f3627  No.16377370


>I am so great

>My opinion is the only valid one

>Lump praise onto me

0b39f1  No.16377414


they spend so much more on marketing though. they arent trying to be efficient, theyre trying to "win"

0b39f1  No.16377420


maybe there was some kind of change of hands or other swing of power within the illuminati

cd88e2  No.16377424

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since few of them actually follow the limitations of their purported target system's look, your argument seems to lack merit.

meanwhile, La-Mulana is so faithful to the MSX's limitations it has been successfully ported to the MSX with no content or graphical loss

9529e1  No.16377433


It's about chasing a particular aesthetic.

Most indie games that use pixel-shit do so without understanding the limitations of the systems that brought about the aesthetics of those old games, so they just throw a bunch of pixels and chiptunes together and think they've done "retro".

Since I'm essentially a one-man band making everything myself, using these artificial limitations prevents the kind of feature-creep budget blowout on assets by sticking purposefully to lower-fidelity assets that still capture the essence of the type of game (and game console) I'm inspired by.

Devs from the indie clique are fuckwits, no mistake, and they're incompetent in every area including following simple technical standards that are clearly laid out for them, but that doesn't mean those technical limitations are themselves shit.

Stuff like Oniken and Odallus manage to capture the NES feel perfectly without being pozzed to shit.

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b2e42b  No.16358511[Reply]

What are some games that put you in the shoes of a career criminal? Apart from the obvious ones like GTA and its clones, what vidya lets you live the life of crime and accumulate your ill-gotten gains?

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ff35c6  No.16366035


It is? Wow, that's quite the disappointment.

ce9bec  No.16369396


theres plenty of games about being a hero but i never felt there were very many games about being a cop. maybe if you extended the definition of cop to include things like spectres from mass effect but even then it felt like there were more games themed around being a criminal.

what bothers me is how the villain games are often so "modern". guns and drugs are cool but theres not enough games where i play as a warlock or necromancer up to no good.

24c498  No.16369405


>hitman isn't a stealth game, it's a puzzle game

This argument is regularly made in regards to the genre as a whole, not just Hitman.

>you cant pull off most missions unless you don a disguise as the game isnt made with stealth in mind

Get fucking good.

d447c2  No.16369487

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Like the other two anons said, SLEEPING DOGS is legit. I thought it was a GTA clone when I bought it but it turned out to be this badass intense crime/street fighting game. The story was really engrossing for me as well.

36a581  No.16377303


>disguises aren't stealth because I say so

>ignoring the fact plenty of missions make disguises useless

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5f2b56  No.16351936[Reply]

Or is it possible or is it worth it?

What total amount of "critically acclaimed" or widely influential games have you played? Which ones have you thoroughly enjoyed, would recommend, or dare say it should be mandatory? Which would you consider to be "must-plays?" Should it be a factor in gaming-related knowledge or considered skill?

Games like-

>Super Mario Bros.

>The Legend of Zelda



>Deus Ex


>Secret of Monkey Island

Are there any games that never got a lot of attention that you believe should be as influential to have other games take notes and inspiration from?

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9b6eb4  No.16377256

I think if you take an interest in video games you should definitely have played a few of them. It's alright to not have played every single one but it's weird when people haven't played any of them.

b25f0c  No.16377258


Something doesn't stop being classic just because people on the internet don't like it.

6f028e  No.16377261


Does something become classic when people on the internet do like it though?

b25f0c  No.16377263

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5f0ed0  No.16377271

File: 61e025ef9718ae4⋯.jpg (202.97 KB, 640x940, 32:47, 274_front.jpg)


Babby's first FPS.

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cc3295  No.16344995[Reply]

What is MWLL?

Mechwarrior Living Legends is a total overhaul mod for Crisis Wars made on Cryengine. It is completely free. Way back in the day, it got off the ground and had a solid playerbase for a number of years before PGI, the developer of MechWarrior Online, and Microsoft gave them the shaft and demanded they cease. It was dead for some years, yet unbeknownst to everyone, it came back several years ago. It now has a small group of regulars and veterans. It is the only multiplayer competitive combined arms Mech game that exists for any platform.

I can get it?

Yes. https://mechlivinglegends.net/

It is completely free. It will download a client; install the client and the client itself will begin to download and install the game. Once finished you can just launch it.

The wiki is here if you need reference to the (colossal amount of) information relevant to the game https://wiki.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php?title=Main_Page

Anyone who's ever played any of the Mechwarrior games should be pretty comfortable settling in.

How active is it?

Despite the small current playerbase, pretty active. There is almost always a server on which people are playing for any given day, and there is double the activity on the weekends, as well as a regularly scheduled competitive match every Saturday.

What are the game modes?

Solaris Arena, which is free for all.

Team SA, which is team deathmatch.

Terrain Control, which is a sort of Battlefield-style point capture mode. TC is by far the most popular because it involves a lot of complexity, nuance, information, map control and presence, and general just a whole lot of things that make it a deep experience.

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7ffdac  No.16361514


just set everything to low and run it.

562e20  No.16366545

File: 407ed16b7bfd5a4⋯.webm (6.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Jade_Falcon_Theme mechwar….webm)

Server is getting populated again.

cc3295  No.16366668


There's almost always a server populated every day, especially between 5-8pm EST. They usually don't die until relatively late like 11pm or so. Activity is fairly regular but the only caveat is which server gets seeded for that day; if yuropoor activity is fairly regular chances are it's one of the German servers that everyone will be on rather than the NA ones, which can hit your ping a bit.

All the servers being empty happens less often than one of them having people on it.

dfaebf  No.16372914


>PGI, the developer of MechWarrior Online, and Microsoft gave them the shaft and demanded they cease.

Then why in the hell did they name it MechWarrior? They could have come up with anything else as a name and been perfectly fine.

562e20  No.16377267


MWLL was launched years before MWO was.

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6f8491  No.16375814[Reply]

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare 2 is finally releasing later this month. Are you niggers ready for a peasent rebellion and getting owned by cheap stab-feints?

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fd9987  No.16376989



You are the cancer

262e23  No.16377008

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Don't worry anon, there is only one autistic on /v/ that thinks this game should be about realism, and he keeps trying to get anons to raid the developer forums every Mordhau thread. The developers have said time and time again, their focus is on gameplay and fun, not realism.

262e23  No.16377013

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8dee29  No.16377149


These people are the kind of obese fuckers that rock up to friend hosted LAN parties unashamedly with hardcore porn desktop wall papers, and sit there talking more about their favorite porn scenes and actors than about games, let alone playing them.

A brotherhood of moral obligation to sprint, leap, launch your body through the air, and connect your fist with the place their spine connects to their skull should be formed here and now so the rest of us can enjoy games without these endless, insipid, unwanted and unwarranted "muh dick" monologues from people who as far as I can tell are addicted to sexual content to a self-destructive extent.

af502b  No.16377265


>Joan of Arc mode

>her actually fighting anything

She was a battlefield cheerleader anon.

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a00d8c  No.16349246[Reply]

Like this, but only don't suck. Any more?

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64317d  No.16370744

File: 03387848978e61c⋯.jpg (9.45 KB, 300x168, 25:14, rendering ranger r2.jpg)

I was not especting the change in this SNES game

a645db  No.16373741


Where the fuck did you get this? even after getting EA to publish his shit heap of a game, they couldn't change a few things or add whatever they want? Because they still went ahead with this fucking again, even after Mr. Shitface shit talked Kotick and everyone was kissing his ass while delivering an underwhelming game.

a84583  No.16376996

>Games that change genres midway through

>Spore is the example in the OP

I'm having deja vu. Did you make this thread before?

910a57  No.16377021


Spore started out as a pretty decent exploring-and-evolving game but then once your species reached the final phase it became a pretty awful RTS and City Builder. Why couldn't they just fucking remove all the strategy elements?

aab246  No.16377150

This is a complete pipe-dream given the current state of the industry, but I was talking to a lad awhile back about a game idea that starts and is marketed as just a tennis game (or any sport), but as you play someone comes and kidnaps your daughter at the court and it turns into a fps/detective game

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504d4d  No.16375620[Reply]

Does anyone here play this hot trash? rants? redeeming factors? experiences? what would you have done in his place? thoughts about a 2D MMO hentai game?

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3bd7c5  No.16376792

File: f621ed332944862⋯.jpg (87.69 KB, 520x520, 1:1, Shrug.jpg)


So when are we gonna have a MnF gamenight?

0287f4  No.16376954


I think a better question would be, how could we make a better one?

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066a28  No.16377064


I listen to this sincerely sometimes. It's nice.

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4465a2  No.16331607[Reply]

>An unusual teaser in Ubisoft’s loot shooter The Division 2, highlighted weeks after the game’s release, reveals that the next Assassin’s Creed game is all about Vikings. Kotaku can independently confirm the same.

>The Division 2 launched on March 15, but it wasn’t until this week that discussion about a possible teaser located within the Potomac Event Center in the game’s version of Washington DC started generating buzz. As first made public by YouTuber JorRaptor, there are numerous posters all over this event center, picturing what appears to be a Norse god or traveler adorned with the word Valhalla.

>What’s particularly interesting is that said traveler is holding what appears to be the Apple of Eden, a pivotal piece of technology in Assassin’s Creed lore.

>So does this mean that the next Assassin’s Creed, confirmed by Ubisoft to be skipping 2019 and going straight to 2020 (just in time for the expected release of next-gen consoles), is all about Vikings? Well, yes. Yes it does. A few months before this teaser emerged, Kotaku learned from two independent sources familiar with the game that 2020's Assassin’s Creed, code-named Kingdom, does indeed star Vikings. We don’t know much else about the game, but after the phenomenal Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, we’re stoked to see what’s coming.

>Ubisoft declined to comment.

>Fans had long theorized that the next Assassin’s Creed would be set in Rome, after an old 4chan post that accurately revealed Assassin’s Creed Origins before it was announced said it was part of a trilogy including games in Rome and Greece. Several recent rumors had given traction to that theory—rumors that are almost certainly incorrect. Vikings and boats and pirate raids are the route Ubisoft is headed in 2020.


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9026d1  No.16377003


beat me to it

me and everyone else in this tread


criminally underrated post

ee0ab3  No.16377006


>Speaking of, I remember a while back a couple anons were talking about Unity and that it was actually really good after the updates.

It is a mixed bag.

>by far the best world AssCreed has ever done

>parkour is the best it has ever been

>initially pretty challenging

<until you figure out how to get shitloads of money and buy up all the best gear

>best side content in the series (riddles and murder mysteries)

>co-op is super fun when you coordinate with your team

<lots of eye cancer; map is filled with shitty collectibles

<terrible pop-in

<pretty much all the campaign missions are terrible outside of the assassinations, and you have to complete sequences to unlock things on the

<parkour will fail you when you need it to work the most

<assassination freedom is vastly overblown

<unmemorable story and music

<no sick-ass parachutes

Co-op is the best thing about the game. If you don't mind Uplay, you should pick it up.


I'm referring to the netcode. There can be a lot of desync sometimes depending on who you're playing with.

9026d1  No.16377015

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anon you do know that vikings, despite living in mudhuts, did pillagin and raping in all of these big ancient cities you just posted right?

pic related is the shitposting of a viking in the marmol of a hindu temple

it reads: halfdan wus here

ee0ab3  No.16377017


>and you have to complete sequences to unlock things on the skill menu

My mistake. And I have to say that skills is a weird thing for AssCreed to implement.

2c1984  No.16377020

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definitely, the characters were great, the writing was weirdly good for ubishit, and the setting was neat with some nice set pieces. It was funny how they wrote themselves in a corner with showing how incompetent and selfish the assassins can be, then at the end they just had to make the main character evil "just because".


I suppose so long as the gameplay is fun the rest of those complaints will be tolerable, and I'm not surprised the netcode is terrible.

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39ebc5  No.16325963[Reply]

EWJ creator Doug Tennapel says that Sega is working with him on porting Earthworm Jim to the Genesis Mini.

He speaks about it around 5:30 in this video and goes on to talk in the future tense about what he plans to do with the series. At long last.

Stupid zoomer post-2000s PS2 babies gonna finally learn what a fun game franchise is.

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ecfd02  No.16376672


Good for Doug Ten Nipples. Genuinely nice guy.

badda8  No.16376915

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as much as I love all those games, I really hate how inconsistent all the cover art designs ended up.

096ac8  No.16376924

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Joe Head Joe and the music track to the bonus levels are absolutely the highlights of that game. I love how cartoony Doug could get at times, how much needed levity he often brought to games. It needs his touch now more than ever.

396de9  No.16376934

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>dumb zoomers will finally experience my 2-D sidescroller

>in a world dominated by 2-D side scrolling 1 dollar steam sale where everything under the son has been tried and is still more often than not pretty boring

>but my titular character has NOSTALGIA on it's side!

Like don't get me wrong, I loved Earthworm Jim, especially the fucking Cartoon and his character even in Clay Fighter 63 1/3rd, but don't you think you've got some serious nostalgia goggles if you think EWJ is some mega milestone that will make Zoomers brain activate anything but soy?

EWJ is no more important to the world than my nostalgia for Beetle Borges.

096ac8  No.16376946


To be fair, like I mentioned in my previous post there's something that Doug brought to games that I hadn't seen before or since. Jim felt like playing a cartoon, and it felt like it encapsulated the attitude of the 90s extremely well. It was irreverent, silly, funny, and at no point ever took itself serious. And the only reason I'm taking it so seriously is because I haven't come across another game since Jim that felt so accurate as playing a cartoon which is a pretty amazing feat.

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ea468e  No.16360331[Reply]

I'm not sure why, but I started thinking about this game today. Anyone else waste a shitload of time in this?

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bd0be6  No.16368199


>i'm convinced that the reason why merican cartoon artwork went so much to shit is becos animators had no presure to make cool looking characters that would sell toys

Well that and they had actual competition in the form of other things to watch on TV including stuff from other countries. There's like 1 show per year now anyone even pretends to give a shit about.

bd0be6  No.16368203


The face looks retarded because she's nervous, not smug.

6d0577  No.16376573

Why are all the female characters so sexy?

f6578a  No.16377262

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Looks like a mixture of both to me.

I wasn't really referring to that image specifically

The rest of the image is a lot worse.

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