/v/ - Video Games

>>8780277

checked

>>8779761

Give it time brother. IF still hasn't revealed a 2016 Nep game yet.

I want to play The Division with Uni and Neptune.

>>8779865

Uni I get because she's a /k/ommando, but why Neptune?

>>8780304

He walked into the Hills' master bathroom, with the dual sinks. Anger and jealousy were all that washed over

him therein at this small reminders, the two sinks, of the quietly loving marriage that the Hill shared. He found

a pair of long scissors under what seemed to be Peggy's sink.

Bill laid down on the bed next to Peggy, his face inches from hers, and said "You know Peggy I'm a barber and I

don't hardly ever get to use any scissors. It's because I'm a barber for the Army. I bet you didn't know that

about me. It's because in the Army you only get to use clippers most of the time." He ran his fingers through her

hair, which was short for a woman's, but seemed long to him, with his own male pattern baldness and his life where

virtually the only human beings he had any contact with were men, many of them shaved or crew-cut grunts. He slowly

waved the scissors in front of her face, giggling. He grasped a lock of her hair between his thumb and index finger

pulled, and snipped it off with the scissors, leaving only a crookedly-cut half-inch or so. He sprinkled the hair

down the length of her body. Then he repeated the process. And again, each time pulling a random lock of hair and

snipping it. Peggy seemed to have been crying when he returned from the bathroom; he thought it was from the forced

fellatio. Now the tears streamed down her face. This charged Bill's anger yet again. What right did this woman,

with her home and marriage and child and body parts have to cry? On the next cut Bill again pulled up a lock of

hair, but instead of simply cutting it dug the sharp tips of the scissors into Peggy's head around the hair before

cutting out hair, roots, and a small piece of scalp. Peggy screamed through the duct tape. At the foot of the bed

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>>8780317

Bill took his hand away from the wound and went to Hank's nightstand. Hank's glasses were still there, and the

scissors still lay on the bed near Peggy's face. Bill turned on the lamp, and took the glasses and scissors to

the foot of the bed. He set down the drill, scissors, and glasses a few feet from Hank, stood up took a step back,

grasped his half-flaccid penis in his right hand, pressed the butt of his palm into his lower back, and released a

jet of hot, stinking urine onto Hank's head, face, neck, chest, and stomach. After a few seconds Hank began to stir.

After a few more he was shaking his head back and forth weakly, spitting, coughing, and gagging. After what seemed

like more than a minute, and several squirts and shakes, Bill had no urine left in him. He picked up the glasses,

which only had a few drops of urine on them, and gently placed them on Hank's face. Then he picked up the drill

again.

Hank blinked, and squinted at the monster that stood before him. "B-Bill? Bill! No!" His head fell forward and he

began to shake, sniffle, and sob. "Why are you doin' this?" Hank asked, his voice a mixture of sadness, pain, and

disappointment. "We're friends."

"Friends?" Bill asked. "Look at me. Look at my life. How could a friend let this happen to me?" Bill asked.

Then, in an overblown voice that showed his sarcasm "I know, because you've got it so rough. It doesn't matter that

you have a wife and a boy," at this he turned his head to side to suppress the giggle that had begun to force its

way up his throat, "a wife and boy, a family. No, none of that matters because poor Hank has a narrow urethra.

Poor Hank's narrow urethra is why he can't help old Bill."

>>8780324

"Well friend, I'm your friend, and I want to help you with your narrow urethra" Bill said as he picked up the

scissors. He stuck them in the leg of Hanks boxer shorts. "Please Bill, no." Hank said quietly. "Why not, friend?"

Bill asked, "I just want to help you, we're friends, right?" He cut off Hank's boxer shorts and picked up the drill.

"Bill please…" Hank whispered as Bill picked up the drill with his right hand and grasped and pulled Hank's

shriveled penis with his left. "Please help you with your narrow urethra?" Bill asked, "Sure thing friend!" Bill

pulled the drill's trigger and plunged the bit into the hole in his fist where he squeezed Hank's penis. Bill felt

his left hand become warm and wet, he could also feel the vibration of drill in his right hand and the vibration

of the bit in his lift as it dug deeper and deeper into the rubbery flesh of Hank's penis, poring out a larger and

larger hole. Hank was screaming. Bill had only heard Hank scream in pain once, the moment he broke his ankle in

the Texas state high school football championship game. That was nothing compared to this, though. When all Bill

could feel in his left hand was a warm, wet mess, he began to worry that he might hurt himself with the drill bit.

He released the trigger, and without bothering to reverse the drill, yanked the bit out of the hanging, tattered

flesh that used to be Hank's penis. Hank threw his head back, wept, and whimpered. Bill threw the drill in the

corner of the room, and wiped his hand across pimply, hairy, chest. "There, now you don't have a narrow urethra

anymore!" Bill said proudly. He realized Peggy was emitting short panicked screams, muffled by the duct tape, and

thrashing around against the tie downs.

>>8780329

Bill picked up the hammer and thumbed the claw end. It wasn't exactly sharp, but it would do. Standing over Peggy,

with a terrible grimace on his face, Bill raised the hammer, and brought the claw end down hard, digging it into

her scull and scalp near where he had cut the flesh earlier. Her eyes rolled back in her head as she tensed once

and then went limp. Bill pounded his palm against the head of the hammer, digging the claws in deeper. When he was

satisfied that they were deep enough, he pushed down firmly on Peggy's face with one hand and jerked back roughly

on the handle of the hammer the other. It was working! A large gash opened on Peggy's forehead, and on the third

jerk it connected with where he had previously cut her. By the fourth pull the gash was big enough for Bill to get

the tips of the four fingers on the hand he had been using to pull on the hammer into it. Grasping the flap of

scalp between his fingertips and thumb, and pushing down hard on Peggy's head with his other hand, Bill pulled

back as hard as he could, and ripped half of Peggy's scalp off of the top of her skull. He kept pulling, but the

angle wasn't right, and he couldn't get the rest of her scalp off. He got the scissors and squeezing as tightly

as he could, he was able to cut through the flesh and hair that he had pulled away. He placed it delicately on top

of his own, bald, head. "Not a bad job of barbering," he said, "Not a great job, but not a bad job either!"

He then walked to the foot of the bed, and roughly and awkwardly pulled Hank, who was still hog tied, up and laid

him on top of Peggy, so that the top of Hank's head was near Peggy's chin and Hanks knees were at the bottom the

bed between Peggy's spread ankles. The piece of Peggy's scalp fell off his head in the process and when he bent

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>>8780330

He climbed onto the foot of the bed between Hanks spread knees, between Peggy's spread ankles, wiggling his fat,

pale, filthy, gory, stinking body into position. He could feel the warm wetness of Hank's new hole on the end of

his penis, but he was flaccid. It had been a busy night. Bill closed his eyes, leaned his head back, reached began

his legs, and began to rub his fungal, dirty penis with his hand, lubricating it with Hank's blood. He thought of

Lenore, of the piglet, of Peggy and of Hank. After a few moments, his penis began to stiffen for the third time of

the evening. As it did, he slid it into the gaping wound where Hank's manhood used to reside. Hank began to stir

and awaken as Bill's thrusts hit their stride. Hank began to whimper. Bill cried out in ecstasy, "Billdozer,

Billdozer, Billdozer!" repeating his high school football nickname again and again. This chant slowly dissolved

into feral grunts and growls as the last pretenses of humanity left Bill, and he became an animal overwhelmed by

rage and lust. He climaxed hard into Hank's ruined pelvis.

Bill withdrew himself and stepped back. He walked to the dresser and found a pair of socks. Hank was coughing and

dry heaving. He had vomited on Peggy at some point. Bill stuffed the wadded socks into Hank's mouth wrapped the

duct tape around Hanks head several times to secure them there. Bill had heard of something called a "thousand

mile stare" in the Army, but had never understood what it meant until he looked into Hank's eyes as he gagged him.

Bill walked out of the bedroom and down the hallway, returning to the piglet's room. He took the bundled body in

his massive flabby arms, and carried it to his parent's bedroom, where he laid, it face to face, with it's father.

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>>8761015

Guns.

There are technically projectile weapons in cirno mode.

>>8761761

>>8770105

Speaking of dual audio, have you entertained the idea of a possible japanese dub?

>>8746341

Judging from the amount of posts, /v/ isnt nowhere near getting sick of these threads.

>>8770105

So, at what point are you going to stop releasing betas?

Like, you can't just relase them right up until the full release, otherwise what'd be the point in paying for the game?

>>8779785

He hasn't even started releasing them.

>>8776467

this is bullshit. people dislike it because wah controls are too unforgiving and waah i cant go left after i go right

but its a solid game, very good platformer, definitely worth a try. meanwhile super mario bros 2 (USA) aka doki dooki panic is commonly considered good when its physics are awful and were a step down compared to smb1. smb2 was basically the castlevania 2 of mario, fucked up what made the first game great, master of nothing, extremely generic game. if you didn't include that in your garbage opinion it wouldn't be wrong. i really enjoy smb1 and japan but i very much prefer 3 and world

Play:

- Super Mario Bros: The original

- Super Mario Bros 3: Considered the gold standard by many for good reason. Plethora of levels, all with some weird trick or gimmick to them.

- Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins: Decent variety of levels, pretty creative.

- Super Mario World: Hated on for not innovating enough, but still very very solid and definitely rewards going off the beaten path.

- Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island: Not considered a mainline Mario game, but so goddamn good (and a change from the norm) that I have to include it.

- Mario 64 (original, not the DS remake): Obvious reasons.

- Super Mario Galaxy: Annoyingly more linear than Mario 64 as far as stars you could get on a stage, but still excellent, with a great soundtrack as well.

- New Super Mario Bros (the original DS one): Pretty solid, actually. Uses a lot of the 3D game moves in a 2D setting, like stomping or proper (non-glitch) wall jumps.

- Super Mario Galaxy 2: Very, very creative. The designers went all-out on this one, and while the world map is super linear, the levels themselves are great. Also the first time we get a playable Yoshi in 3D.

- Super Mario 3D World: Scales back from Galaxy, with straightforward levels, but still very, very solid. And dat jazz.

Don't play:

- Super Mario Bros 2: it started as a not-Mario game and its gameplay is very, very different from most Mario games. Still good and I recommend it if you want an NES platformer with some more exploration to it.

- Super Mario Land: derivative of Mario Bros and painfully inferior, from a time when Mario was still experimenting with what themes to incorporate, et cetera. Great music, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj7-st1KOW4

- Super Mario Land 3: Actually Wario Land. A fun game on its own, but again, not Mario.

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>>8777777

>>8778465

They were also INCREDIBLY linear compared to Galaxy 1 and rarely took advantage of the gravity concept which was a huge waste.

From what I remember most of the stages felt like they were straight out of New Super Mario Bros rather than more of Galaxy 1.

>>8778695

Speaking up. Bumping because I'm hosting a server. It's on the ingame server list, pass is "he"

>>8778674

Just close your eyes and never open them again.

>>8744195

I'm too jaded to make the effort. Consider the webm "Where do you think you are?" posted here.

>>8745350

Fellate a GEP gun.

>>8744586

They couldn't add that because then it would show how restricted, linear and flat the level design was.

My biggest gripes were the awful copy/pasted ending (only one is even canon anyway so why even bother), the shit boss fights obviously, the 'press x to win' takedowns, and the music from Hans Zimmer which was mostly dull background noise and woefully inferior to the original Deus Ex.

>>8778217

Paul, I…I…

I thought you were GEP gun

>>8777424

Is it actually playable yet?

>>8777442

NPCs and shit should be coming this summer.

http://www.ultimaratioregum.co.uk/game/development-plan-2/

>>8777501

The guy sounds like a hack. What the fuck is a doctorate in gaming?

>>8773384

This is the truth

>>8778177

A miserable pile of secrets or a jackass who wasted 40K of his life on a shitty humanities degree.

>>8780091

Are you literally autistic?

What else would it be for?

>>8780056

Are you fuckin' retarded?

His post had PLENTY of purpose, fuck off with your dumbass threads nigger.

Maybe we're supposed to quote Star Fox 64.

"Annoying bird! I am the great pilot!"

>>8780125

>>8780195

Hella f*ckin' epic!

>>8779446

OP's a faggot, again

>>8780049

He could have put the rest of the game into the game too.

>>8779969

Perhaps there would have been more with the Medic but he changed it. It makes sense given how the Medic had a designated design in GZ, but in TPP he can become someone else entirely.

>>8780082

>He could have put the rest of the game into the game too.

Don't worry, it's coming when you've disabled all the nukes ;)

>>8779463

I prefer big boss going crazy.

I got like 6 copies for my friends for 5c each. And everyone fucking have a copy already. Ask around, you probably can get it for free.

>>8779040

Doing a run through atm. This post is correct. I'm playing co-op with a friend and I've ran into a total of 3 other people and nearly finished the game.

>>8779159

>>infinite digital copies

Dumbass From Soft/Bamco is only going to give them so many keys for free. PCGAMER can't just create more copies.

>>8779004

>downloade more ram

>out of digital copies

>outside the internet

>taking the internet seriously

it's like watching apes playing with poop

>>8780059

look, anon, normaly it would say something like

>we have 1.000 copies of 'kitten pussy blade'

>>8780070

>Doplin

You've planted the seed, anon.

There's also zsnes

Netplay supposedly works with VBA, but I couldn't get it to.

>>8779202

No in this case it's most likely because he's using shit he shouldn't have access to to make the emulator.

>>8780033

Many emulator have a kaillera netplay build (don't bother it's shit), PJ64 has AQZ (it's shit too), ZSNES has custom made netplay (and it's shit too), Retroarch has netplay on all cores that support savestaes and if you get it to work it's pretty good (thank you based latency hiding rollback)

>OP, doesn't express how they've progress compared to other emulators

>Hasn't bothered to ask said question to devs directly before asking /v/, like if they knew anything software development

>Thinks proprietary software development speed is different than open source

Welcome to a shill thread. Report and move on.

>>8780033

Almost all the retroarch cores do, mednafen, fightcade, and more.

http://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Netplay

I'm interested in seeing modern consoles emulated since they have native networking systems. I really really want to play Puyo Puyo Tetris with friends of mine but none of them own a PS3, not to mention pay import costs after that.

Worst case scenario people can always fall back on using deltas of the RAM but that takes so much bandwidth and requires low latency, stable connections. I can't imagine it working anytime soon if ever but it should be technically possible.

>>8780084

jej

>>8779202

>The only reason to make your emulator closed source is if you're scared someone will take your code and make it better than you have.

A lot of emulators were closed source in their infancy so the developers can actually piece that shit together in a sensible manner, and then later open up once things are reasonably manageable and something works.

The only reason they are releasing binaries now is so people can test shit for them.

>>8778951

not really into carriers

intrepid, cruiser or stargazer are all equally cool to me.

>>8779037

We got a new shield and reactor off the bat, it should be okay. The shekels are good from the drop bonus.

Did the game just die?

>>8779789

It's working fine if you're referring to >>8779024

bump, got 2 open slots

>>8780020

/v/ has become cancer regardless of the time of day. NMS shilling, OW shilling, anti-piracy threads…

Chink, Nigger, Nigger, EVA, RESPECT THE ROBOT, Iron Man, Samuel from MGR, Moonsoon, Bane?, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Remove Kebab.

>>8780010

>(NOT TODAY YOU FUCKING SHITTER)

Wew.

>>8780010

You lose, furfag.