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Steven Universe came back from hiatus tonight but there's been no word on when episodes will continue after this so safe to assume another one is on the way.

Download link for Lars of the Stars/ Jungle Moon:



>there's been no word on when episodes will continue after this so safe to assume another one is on the way will be out in a thousand years.



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Your faggot-ass crystalkin show is finally dying. Good.



This shit isn't on unlimited hiatus anymore? Wish they'd just cancel it instead of shitting out a handful of episodes once a year.




Sounds like the show is almost dead. Good.

I tried to watch a Top 10 Best Episodes to understand the hype but cringed hard.

>show is super gay. Like, actual gay, not "We accuse Spongebob to make our kids gay" gay."

>I have to watch those butt-ugly designed lesbos make out which is super awkward to watch in a cartoon for kids.

>the main character is whiny, fat and Mexican, nothing I can cheer for

>there is an asshole with butt ugly earrings you could stick your dick through and such people already piss me off in real life hard, and here I have to watch him in whole episodes

>I can't relate to ANYTHING happening

>shows off great action animation, but it's not an action show, it's a borefest

And finally

>noone would have noticed how shitty the calarts trope is without this show



Tell me that wasn't an Evangalion reference.



What gets me is how fucked the pacing is. They've jerked around with the main plot for the better part of 4 years (I understand what they did with S1. Helps them introduce the characters/worldbuild/etc). Now, ~five seasons later, they reveal a major antagonist who's had a bigger part in the lore plot than Blue or Yellow, and they show a tiny bit of who she was. Golly gee whiz I sure can't wait to see White Diamond in 2060.



The problem is that Sugar and her miserable band of faggots wanted to make a dopey show about magical space lesbians doing mundane boring shit with a bunch of quirky townies, and occasionally interspersed it some whimsical action just to shake things up from time to time… But people thought that the action and the "lore" were the point of the show.

No one realized that Sugar just wanted to make Scott Pilgrim, but with more pleb anime references, and just like Scott Pilgrim, general audiences thought it was a quirky action series with flashy fight scenes.. and not a shitty hipster comic about relationships and dating and feelings ways about things, that occasionally has some video game-y fights for shits and giggles, because that's the gimmick.


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


I'm going to shill a video I think does a good job of detailing the pacing problem. But your post is pretty much on point.



I would like though, a town where the christian leaders fuck little boys to expel the demons, I will show that to my kids ( the ones I would kidnap)


The first TV show to adopt the "whenever, man" update schedule of the typical webcomic?



>no word on when episodes will continue

Another year-long hiatus guaranteed.



I can only watch her videos with x2 speed on, she talks so god forsaken slowly.



>Implying it was not Sugar's intention to lore-bait the fandom from the very start.

Sugar has always done this. When she worked on Adventure Time, she was one of the driving forces behind cramming all of the forced lore BS into that series.After seeing what that did for AT, she went into Steven Universe knowing exactly how to jerk the audience around with the lure of some greater story.



There's been 2 so far. One with connie and another here.


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>Sugar has always done this. When she worked on Adventure Time, she was one of the driving forces behind cramming all of the forced lore BS into that series.

By contrast you've got Land of the Lustrous over in /a/ territory that does more character and lore execution in 12 eps than four off and on years of CN show. Go watch that instead.



it's funny how true that is



Antarticite best girl.



<Whatever you do, there's always an Asian that can do it better.




That is one of the things I hate the most about this show, I once heard SU made a LOSS reference so I when to check it out in their wiki "references list" and I was astounded, not only about the number of references that could fill up several episodes together, not even by the sheer number of them that were being used as writing crutches by the number out them that were in a completely different mood than in the show they took them from, almost to the point of being a shallow parody.

By the way, this isn't EVEN the half of them.


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forgot pics



What the fuck.

If only they put half as much thought into writing their own shit instead of "referencing" other peoples' work.




It's a bit interesting how a show can spend so much time referencing or 'drawing inspiration' from other works while still being absolute garbage. Like after a certain point the quality of the stuff you're pulling from would have to rub off you know?


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I actually really liked these 2 episodes, they have to be the best ones in a while, but that's because all the previous episodes have been bad. It was nice to see Lars again, he is finally not the same shit he have always been, and he looked cool Because I have a soft spot for Harlock



My problem with it is that they think they are referencing something when they are not fucking subtle at all, it's more of a carbon copy than a reference when you do that.



Oh, and I forgot to mention, the whole Rose/Pink diamond thing was a long coming. I know anons here have a rage boner for the whole "She is an actual genocide and semi-conflicted war criminal" thing. but this is exactly what I expected. I don't think it's better or worse it was actually obvious at one point.


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>put half as much though

As I said, this isn't even half of it, and the list is divided by the type of medium so episodes can appear several times on the list to the point some episodes are entirely made of references if you think that they last only 10 minutes.


> Like after a certain point the quality of the stuff you're pulling from would have to rub off you know?

And again, what rustles me is the references without context that are just put there just to be there, even Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged which is chock full of references to the point entire episodes are references is smart enough to know what you're referencing has AT THE VERY LEAST HAS TO BE THEMATICALLY RELATED TO THE TOPIC IN QUESTION.

TL;DR this >>959488

>it's more of a carbon copy than a reference when you do that.


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In summary, the show is everything but original.



Except food.





Post pics.


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Degeneracy is no laughing matter.

It was unsettling enough having two twelve(?) year old kids, one of them a girl, fusing into this…androgynous-looking amalgamation. The beard stubble just takes it to new levels of disturbing.


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>a character finally gets some development

>all of it happened offscreen during the hiatus


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I think people really underestimate the kind of tumblr bullshit that is fully believed and embraced by the people behind this show. It's not just "let's put more gays on TV" it's quite literally "let's force the idea that gender, sex, sexuality, and everything related to it are a chaotic spectrum of arbitrary labels and whatever we feel like at the moment and we want children to believe that." And if that's not bad enough, toss in some post-modernist bullshit about how a woman can be beautiful, even if she's a man and has a pubey moustache and a hairy chest.



The fuck is that creature? They managed to become so ugly people can't even recognice their true gender.



God that looks like some kind of sexual delinquent on the left.


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>true gender

>implying their gender doesn't change dynamically to fit their current argument



I mean the gender they were born with unless they are genderless blobs.



>unless they are genderless blobs

God knows they want themselves and everyone else to be.



If Stevonnie can grows a beard I bet it can also grow pubes :^)


Well at least you look at the result of-

>He immediately reverts to his original state

>**Although he immediately gets out of it too


The thing is, this show has so many Tumblr bullshit that this kind of things feel normal although I felt disgusted by it, specially since Stevonnie has a more feminine voice in this episode that then changed to be masculine and so on. Just the thought of this being normalized is scary.


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>born with a gender

>implying some cis white male doctor knows my gender before I do



I guarantee Stevonnie has both sets of genitals. Nah I'm kidding, Stevonnie just has two dicks XDDDDDD


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I've dropped it at this point, but I did see promo pics of them with stubble. It's fucking disturbing but I wonder if there's an argument for it? Like the other fusions come back somewhat different. Maybe sometimes Steven presents more and makes them lean more masculine.

Then again they probably don't put that much thought into it.



Steven i apparently perpetually too young and Connie is a Poo, so that facial hair is probably from her.



I want to fuck that monkey


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Holy shit, you might be right.


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>It's more of a carbon copy

Fucking this, I've been saying this shit about the show since forever. A reference is something small, an easter egg a viewer who is familiar with another work can look and get a chuckle at. Steven Universe just lifts shit wholesale and calls it a reference, like the sword fight with holo pearl where they straight up just copied a popular anime sword fight shot for shot.



But you know, I thought all that is actually really cool, but I have 2 main problems with it

>The amount

Since it's so much, absolutely nothing in the show is original at all except it's own premise and characters, and even that is debatable.

>It takes itself too serious

If you are going to make a show with that much references, it might as well be a parody or a tribute show, but this one struggles with being it's own thing while relying in a lot of fucking references to stand Specially when they are not needed.

Also, think of what will happen to the show in the future and I can imagine 2 horrible things

>The show will simply be remembered as that show that had a lot of references

>People will not recognize most references and will think it's original from the show



>People will not recognize most references and will think it's original from the show

This sadly.



They never said it was a girl, did they? I asume is a man just to piss off tumblrinas



It's amazing how CN is just soap operas for adult children.



To SJWs everything is possible but being a short man


If it wasn't a tumblr show it might even be interesting.



Then it would just be transformers, except with space gem aliens instead of transforming robots. Not to say that you couldn't take this premise and turn it into a good show, hell, you could even anime it up a whole lot, but if you just removed the tumblr-y elements, you wouldn't fix the show.



>Look at me Morty! I'm made out of two kids! I'm made of Lova-duva-duv-duv!



steve moffat does this too in Sherlock. ugh


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Yeah, that's already been done. It's called Houseki no Kuni, or Land of the Lustrous. About 63 chapters out and 12 episodes with subs. It's pretty good so far, I have some minor complaints, but can't wait to read the next chapter.



From what I understand, that series covers the gem people angle, but the plotline is more like Nier Automata than SU. It's definitely a better show for a lot of reasons, but not really the same thing that SU pretends to be. Fixing SU as a show would mean overhauling everything about it. Better art team. Better writing staff. Less shitty hipster ukulele music. A basic as fuck release schedule. Full length episodes instead of 11 minute chunks. Once you get all of that done, then you have to go about unfucking the basic narrative structure of the show, which means unfucking all the characters. The gems themselves are especially bad. They've been on the Earth for thousands of years and they still act like they showed up yesterday and don't understand these primitive Hoo-muns or what feelings are.

It's not even really worth the energy to go into how it could all easily be done better or changed to actually accommodate it's own plot elements.



reminder that hooktube is just youtube embeds



Doesn't add to visits. Fuck you.



>hipster ukulele music

Honestly its weird hearing that having grown up with the more traditional ukulele music.



Kill yourself.


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>They steal Emeralds fastest ship and dare her to catch them

>She somehow catches them within 5 minutes with a bigger, bulkier ship



If I remember correctly, they could leave her behind, but since Lars was crying like a little bitch at the time they didn't take action when needed.

I want to see what Sadie has to say about Lars



This was created three years before SU.

I'm not telling


but looks like Sugar got inspired by this series



Out of curiosity I read about that reveal. They actually made the big mystery about pink diamond into fodder for more drama centered around the pajeet cunt. Is she one of the writer's pets?


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It really goes to show how feckless the artists on these shows are, when speculative fan designs look far better and more accurate than the official one.



Those two looks kind of attractive somewhat.



>Centered around the pajeet?

How so? I thought the whole thing was pretty simple to explain, both of Connie and Steven dreams mixed together, which is why Yellow diamond looked like Connie's mom, since she is her authoritative figure much like Yellow Diamond was for Rose/Pink Diamond. There was nothing to do with the Pajeet.



the pajeet girl seems to be Rebecca Sugar's self-insert


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I mean, they were already at hyperspeed. Even if you argue that they slowed down again, it's even more fucking retarded that these stupidass gems, who were somehow able to get Lars to safety in the first place, can't so much as just go faster without their human overlord telling them to.

And that's not touching on Lars being such a fucking faggot that he starts crying and whining in a near-death situation because some girl isn't an emotional wreck without him.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Wait, I just realized…



What if they really weren't at maximum speed or something? Not looking too deep into it, it's just a plot device, but since they were planing on luring her from the beginning, not going at max speed sounds like a better idea.

>who were somehow able to get Lars to safety in the first place

What makes you assume so? If something, I think it's the contrary. Those gems were hiding for hundreds of years before Lars got to homeworld, so chances are they only got so far under Lars leadership, which is something I really liked.

>And that's not touching on Lars being such a fucking faggot

Not gonna argue that. They give you this really cool image and implications just to crumble it to pieces in a second. I understand what they tried to do, but there had to be a better way to do it.

>He could just shed a tear, smile and tell himself he was going to be better, with or without her

>Then decided he had to stay in space to slow down the homeworld gems and try to start a rebellion

>But nope, instead he had to cry like a bitch and be snapped out of it by 2 kids in a trenchcoat


Oh god.




Add one more to the fucking counter.




So how long until they start doing Devilman references?



Were they planning on luring her? I think they were just fucking with her but 100% planned on just booking it to Earth. Regardless, Lars straight-up says iirc that they saved him and he eventually took the reigns.


so is it dead again for a couple years?


>Several months worth of waiting for two fucking episodes.

<What? My GF who thinks i'm dead is being happy and hanging out with my friends instead of just fucking bawling her eyes out over my dissapearance?! WHAT A FUCKING BITCH!!

>Stevonnie now has a beard for some reason even though Steven is supposed to physically be perpetually 14, meaning he most likely wouldn't have facial hair yet. Also it looks fucking hideous.

>New power that basically just allows them to create flashbacks without having to pay for the expensive voice actors they can't fucking help but call in for all important characters, which is probably why these episodes take so long to come out now that I think about it.

>Basically nothing really happened and we'll have to wait even longer for another 2 episodes.

Thank god we have Land of the Lustrous.






Do you think Rebecca Sugan and company ever cry themselves to sleep at night knowing how little creativity they actually have?


Actually the LotL manga came out around the same time SU did.



Pretty sure he has a devilman figure.




Hooktube is autism. Fact.


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Their idea of androgynous is female body and voice -boobs +beard


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If the gems looked like Andrej Pejic, I might actually watch this show.



Here's a bump just for you



You're a bigger faggot than Steven.


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I want to punch Rebecca Sugar in the fucking face for such blatant plagiarism.



She had a pilot that floated around the internet a year before SU officially aired. And it takes a long time to animate shit like that (the animation was actually good) so plagiarism is unlikely.


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>Those two looks kind of attractive somewhat.

<Trump Mode>Wrong.</Trump Mode>

Seriously this nigga is the real diamond and the real team you need to watch.



There are decade old MMO's with smaller reference pages than this.


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>tfw I started to watch SU after reaing PainAnon's reviews



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/v/agrant here. Your gem-people are small-time.

I just want more Legend of Mana art but every time I look up "Pearl" now I just get disappointed.



Also if Sugar ripped off anything it's the Jumi from legend of mana.

>Jumi have a central "core" that is a jewel

>This jewel influences their color scheme, name, and appearance (pearl wears white, is named pearl, and is found near the sea the first time, for example)

>As long as the Core isn't damaged they're basically fine

>There's a group that wants to collect these cores

>Jumi can become "gem beasts" which are corrupted monsters made of gems

>The jumi have a matriarch which is a diamond

>The diamond can cry healing tears

>The jumi storyline involves one small group of jumi going against another group that wants to unite all the gems into one big cluster

There's more but it's 2am and I need sleep. Point is that sugar probably plagarized them instead of LotL.



(pic) Liberal arts grad detected.



I'd rather someone buy be a beer than snap pictures.



Nah the real heroes are shitposters at home calling everything cucks.



I mean, if the photographer got a clean picture of this guy's face at all, I would believe he had given them some semblance of permission to do what they did. Despite this, I can understand why you woukd be miffed with someone wanting to take photos of you before/after you were deployed somewhere.


Was the photographer the one who wrote the text? Did they personally know the soldier? Interview him? Get his permission, or the photographer's permission?

Because he's kind of calling the soldier an asshole there.


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anon your shift key is broken



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>played out "smash mirror because I hate what I've become" thing has people scrambling to see if it's a reference

Geeze louise, this show sounds like trash.



anon your shift key is broken



Because talent.



I remember playing World of Warcraft and grouping with some guy who though this one boss called "The Glutton" was a Full Metal Alchemist reference.



>Biggest pedophile-enabling country in the world

>Sexual abuse cases in Japan (2015) = 94, 13% more than before.

>Child population in Japan (2015) =16,170,000.00

>Sexually abused children percentage = 0.000581323438%

>Paedo wary and paranoid country US.

>Sexual Abuse Cases in US 2015 = 205,438

>Child population (2015) 73,616,759

>Sexually abused children percentage = 0.279064173%






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Why are you part of the alt-right, again?



>This is why I'm part of the alt-right.

>Consent equals abuse when is within teens.

That's why I'm a lolbertarian.

I'm sorry to break it to you but not every country has their kids on common core tier intelligence and is raised by beta nu-males for their emotional intelligence.

btw the "Japan has a lower consent age" is a something of a meme anyways fam, by being part of the UN "kid" refers to everything under 18 by federal law and that's the standards held by the statistics.


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Oh no, you dropped the d-word. Looks like I have to stop posting!


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Daily reminder that…




>I'm actually a libertarian as well, and it was that libertarianism that led me to the alt-right.

Anyways, the statistics are legit, it covers kids regardless of consent age.

Normal japs are already borderline kissless virgins so pedos are virtually inoffensive, out of all the pedos in Japan under a 100 kids get abused a year and that does not even specify which ones are abused by other kids, so I'd say that Americans are just shit people in general while japs know how to keep themselves in check.


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>Unable to tell reality from fiction.

I'm not saying they're not degenerate pedos, all I'm saying is that if I tried to find teenage girls in maid uniforms pissing themselves the numbers say that I'll find more in the west than in Japan despite the pedo enabling fact.

In math class, someone would point out that in that case being pedo-enabling isn't a big contributing factor on actual child abuse.


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Is it time?


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Somebody post the Japan vs. Britbong "Learn from you?" picture. You know the one.


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Not the specific one I had in mind, but excellent nonetheless.


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>Image uploading not working on halfsite

>Getting dubs more often on there

>Servers are fucked so can't post period

Is it okay if I post some of the weirdass SU-related dreams I've had here?



Sure and that perfect society of elves will exist in wonder for the few years before they all die from population drop unless they all kill themselves beforehand.

Guess what? Its anime and manga shit isn't the part that is making its country better. Its anime is manga is still seen as the thing for losers and degenerates because guess what: They are!


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>Is it okay if I post some of the weirdass SU-related dreams I've had here?

Please do.


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Aside from this dream, I've been recently having a recurring one that feels like it might actually be an episode that hasn't aired yet, or in the very least some visualization of a future plot.

That dream goes like this:

Steven tries fusing with Peridot, but they get struck by lightning during it, which messes it up somehow and causes them to separate. Afterward, Peri begins acting strange/different and an oddly green-hued thunderstorm can be seen approaching the city.

Overall it feels like there's some sort of rising tension, the kind you start feeling when you've made a big mistake, so it has to do with a substantial event that wasn't supposed to happen, but is happening anyway. There's scenes of a hospital being struck by lightning during a blackout, causing the entire city to surge and glow with electricity, the strangest part of the dream though is this mysterious blonde haired little girl that appears to play a very major part in it.


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Shit, I had hoped it was a creepy porn story of you masturbating to Steven's face or something…



Not every dream has to be a wet dream, anon



That's the funny part

I barely watch any TV at all and I don't watch any news


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>Not every dream has to be a wet dream, anon

What the fuck? Do you get off on thinking on cumming all over Steven's face?

Shit isn't supposed to be hot, is supposed to be funny, like a nightmare.


When I was 12 I used to have wet dreams with Cindy from Jimmy Neutron, but I never could make the sexual scene I wanted to make, forcing them to do the act in my dreams just deformed them as if pulling them in position stretched them like clay.

Shit was hilarious the next morning.



>Your parents plopped you in front of the TV with the understanding you'd grow out of the brainwashing as an adult.

Not really. I discovered imageboards.


It is me? or this wreck of a show has lost the plot and the pace? it just feels like it goes on for forever.



You know what's fucking amazing? Despite being a private citizen who is well overweight and is never established to have any survival skills let alone combat skills, she's completely capable of single handedly killing a gem monster (who is invisible, by the way) with nothing more than a wooden spear.


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How can someone be this wrong?


Reminder that Saddie's height is the same as Lars' crotch. Imagine that she can just unzip your dick and suck it right there, without bending or anything.


Britbongs are cancer.


Well, she is able to keep the store while Lars fucks around, although when he left she had a hard time.



>people who don't follow the rules even though they are cool

A good pirate never takes another person's property!



Well, I'm glad that pedophile is cured but I'm not sure he should be hanging out with little girls five fucking seconds after completing treatment. That's like handing a beer to someone who just got out of rehab.



It doesn't work like that, anon.


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>Painanon only made it to the end of season 2

>There are five seasons now

>It's been that long since he died.



I've also drawn this mystery blonde girl if any of you want to know what she looks like



He's in a better place now Anon.



Pain anon died? What happened?



Have you been living under a rock, anon? That happened forever ago. He had cancer or some shit.

>tfw cancerous cartoons literally give you cancer and kill you




>season 2 was 2015

>wikipedia says this shit started in 2013

How fucked was the release schedule for this show that it took 2 years just to get to season 2?


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It's why I dropped the show. The stupid bullshit was getting really bad around when Peridot joined the team, so after another one of their frequent hiatuses, I just forgot the show existed and I haven't seen or heard anyone talking about it outside of this thread.

Then I went off to watch actual anime instead of western faux-anime garbage.



How did you survive season 1?



May his soul rest in piece.





There's actually one that's also about gems, which is better and somehow both more progressive and less obnoxious about it.



Im pretty sure there's more than one.


Can someone post pain Anons' flag.


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You are right cartoons are fucking horrible and very ugly.



The release schedule wasn't even bad back then, season 1 had like 50 episodes since that was before CN cracked down on that shit


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>SU thread

Well it gives me an excuse to shill E;R's video on this. Still waiting for his next upload.




It was never revealed exactly what he had, but someone jumped to the conclusion that it was ass cancer and we ran with it. I refuse to believe he's dead. I saw a post on /strek/ once that reminded me a lot of him. I think his medical condition just kept him out of things for so long that he metokured himself and went back to being a regular anon once the crisis was over.



>Waiting for the next upload

Life is Strange 2 and The Last Jedi came and went without a peep from the Edgy;Retard. He dead.


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Steven's penis??


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Hey /co/ check out my gemsona!



That's really appropriate and probably the first time I liked that meme.


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Please also to be checkings mine gemsona out.

Gem is in penis.


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According to his recent Twitter postings, he's already finished his TLJ video and it should be up sometime today maybe. He's also allegedly working on a Death Note 2017 video.



He did in fact upload. It was a good video. He mixed it up with the jokes, and his editing was on point as always. There was a point where he said something to the effect of “I’m not actually racist.” But then he went on to paraphrase Mein Kampf two minutes later. I think he’s trying to move on without alienating his existing fans.



He said Rey-cist, it was a pun.



Of all the long-form critique videos for Steven Universe, and there are a ton of them, I like this one the most.. Because he actually calls out the staff behind this show for the bunch of pedophilic, mentally unstable, talentless degenerates that they actually are. He also doesn't do that whole song and dance where he sets up the whole thing by first prefacing it with how much he actually likes the show and how he thinks its great. He shits all over it and says he hates it and then backs it all up with 45 minutes of his appraisals and opinions on the show.


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Even better simply put he points out something I had heard nobody say that, so I thought I would be forced to make a video about:

Shitty Shows attract shitty fandoms.

People talk shit about the SU fandom like its this sad and spontaneous manifestation when cancer breeds cancer.

I think 99.5% of all fandoms are terrible (and the 0.5% are merely cringeworthy) but they clearly range in level of dickery.

And guess what, SU attracts this kind of personality perfectly despite outwardly preaching "Peace".


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Superior DIAMOND



I have heard that the whole crew is miserable and even some crazy tranny who is the epitome of tumblr could not deal with the sjw bullshit and toxic nature of the staff. It's been said that Sugar is a miserable self centered cunt and her "partner" Ian is more or less her bitch and is also an insufferable piece of shit.


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E;R is certified /pol/lack mate, pun aside you are autistic for thinking he would apologize.



>implying paraprasing Mein Kampf automatically makes you a racist



I know that feel, /v/agrant.

Legend of Mana was my shit back in the day.


….. Shit. How could I have missed this?



That's an Anime girl anon, aka "Waifu"


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I'm surprised that never mentioned the worst offense.



el diamante extinguida


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Has anyone mentioned yet that everything about Lapis from here design to her powers is directly stolen from an anime from 1967.



Holy shit this is so hard to follow.


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This is also a pretty good video.

After watching It everything about how bad this show is made prefect sense, They literally think of artsy fartsy moments first and then bullshit the writing to get to those moments second.

The reason why nothing in the show make any sense is because they is no plan for any of the plot what so ever.



I didn't notice it was already posted




fucking why? It's an anime for people that don't like anime.


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Aliens that are named after and look like gemstones come to the world to fight monsters, can combine with something called fusion to become stronger and gives them a new name and appearance as they do it, with their leaders being diamonds? Eh, YuGiOh did it first back in 2010. But it's totally different: instead of how Garnet and Sapphire fuse to form Ruby in the card game, Ruby and Sapphire fuse to form Garnet so it's totally different!




Not to mention Jasper's design and voice was ripped off from some character from Record of Lodoss War and is basically a female Vegeta, specifically her role as the show's only recurring antagonist and her referring to Steven as Rose, just like how Vegeta refers to Goku as Kakkarot.

>>975488 (Sekai Ichi)



>Duel Terminal anime never ever

When the fuck are they making an animu about the Yu-Gi-Oh! monsters themselves.


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Gems are literal ripoffs of Jumi from Legend of Mana.

>artificially created beings

>mass produced models

>far longer lived and more powerful than humans

>body is a projection of a jewel at their core

>can regenerate their bodies if destroyed from just the gem core

>named after their respective gems

>if the gem gets damaged it injures them badly

>battles monstrous jew based creatures

>leader cries healing tears


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I can actually blame Trigger staff watching SU as the reason their writing has gone nosedive.

I mean, Little Witch Academia was still fun and good but it was their worst work yet and had many wrong decision making script wise when not being shitty was easily avoidable.



So Little Witch Academia is literally Harry Potter getting the Ghostbusters treatment.



I disagree, Trigger has always been about flash and (mostly) great animation over complex narratives. From Inferno Cop to Kill la Kill, to even their most recent show Darling in the EVA, their plotlines have always been bog standard. If Sucrose and her toxic ilk really WERE responsible for Trigger's downfall, the usually stunning animation would be the first thing to go. Though I do agree with you on LWA, fun and colourful with plenty of comfy, but too aimless and unfocused.





I wouldn't worry, there's so much fluff I think its mathematically impossible for the whole medium to get pozzed.

Though there was very little fan service for all these 16yo characters that honest to god I thought they were 12 for until it was pointed out to me because of their character designs.



Although despite being SU I actually haven't heard of Sugar sperging on twitter like 95% of the rest of the people with the same ideology working in the industry, ironically it seems like she's one of the least autistic ones.


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>Steven Universe





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She even fucking plagiarizes memes. The very first second of the second intro shows a nigger going



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>is finally dying

I've been waiting a long time to post this gif.


Look at all the new cartoon network shows coming up.

OK KO (not new anymore) is made by Sugar's bull.

and Craig of the Creek is made by some SU expats. There was another show coming up that is also by SU expats.

Seems like Steven universe is hemorrhaging "talent" lately. Plus that one crazy tranny who said that the whole work environment is full of toxic shit, with Sugar being the center of that toxic whirlpool.

It's rumored that SU isnt cancelled because Sugar has really REALLY good lawyers and Cartoon Network at the time when they signed the show, were desperate to sign on a new trendy show, and she came from Adventure Time, which was their fucking bread and butter in 2013. That they agreed to whatever terms she wanted, and now they are obligated to let the show finish. They dont even offer it as part of their promos anymore. It's now just a thing they have.

Let that also sink in for a minute. It started in 2013.

It's now 2018. 5 fucking years. There are shows that aired for a year that have pumped out far more episodes with better quality in the fucking 1990s. This is like a show made in 1993 still not reaching a conclusion in 1998, or a 2003 show not going anywhere and still on the air in 2008.

it's a long fucking time for a cartoon series. Our only hope is that it's a 5 year contract and they can finally can it.



Oh, and let's point out the elephant in the room:

The crew on Steven Universe only write and do storyboards on what is a very basic plot wrapped around LGBT propaganda and cultural references. It's like a gay family guy with no humor.

All animated by Korean animation houses that can pump out episodes in less than a week.

They arent even the ones who do the actual hard work. Anyone on this board could take over writing this shitshow, and fix everything wrong with it.


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>anons try to fix the show

>it ends up too similar to the Jumi arc from Legend of Mana

>Squeenix sues, CN bleeds

>everyone wins



and so is TRIGGER anime



We need MOAR



Al-Goblino Durqaverse



>and so is TRIGGER anime

Well duh, but 92% of anime is either shit or fluff anyways, be it in animation, plot or both. Really all the animus that you could name as good or even just decent belong to that 8%.

In western animation is that we don't have Chinese clothing sweatshops with animation tools in the janitor's closet by the dozens so we produce less, so even if the 92/8 law still applies it can mean sometimes that just 1 cartoon at a time wont be shit.

>inb4; But we order the animation to korean artist farms.

Is still harder than just have then in your own country if cheaper.


Have they ever explained yet why Rose started a rebellion against her own kind?


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>Have a jewy contract

>Abuse loophole.

>Have slow release schedule and extend the show infinitely.

>Absorb infinite money from CN


I don't think anyone even cares about this show anymore. Even the dedicated fans on their fan website seem disillusioned and disgusted by it.



I think it's getting to the poin where there are so many anime references, that people are now starting to associate general tropes found in steven universe with actual references. i.e. the whole jasper and vegeta comparison, or the tiger millionaire.



You sure do.



Please, do not let it destroy Darling in the Franxx



>Those glorious golden curls

>Those crystal blue eyes

>That clear ivory skin

I want this Rose to roughly jerk me off, while spraying my inferior seed across some slut's face



It would be an awesome cosplay to see.



I think you mean "when will people learn that being self-referencial or breaking the fourth wall is not the same as being self aware, and is in fact generally a sign that you are NOT self aware?"



>It's okay for your government to oppress you as long as they're the same race as you







I don't get this meme. Spoonfeed pls?



Steven warp her and Lars to an island so they could relax, Sadie then hid the warp pad so they couldn't fine it. They were then trapped on that island for how ever long Sadie wanted until she could seduced Lars.


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>Steven Universe's' Rebecca Sugar confirms Fluorite is a representation of a polyamorous relationship.


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Forgot xher pic.




It's definitely as ugly as it should be. Good on Sugar for being accurate to reality.


>Fight for life on the planet Earth. Here's a recap of everything you need to know before the NEW episodes on April 9! Watch them before ANYONE else on the CN app starting March 26.


Like it says it is mostly just a recap of the entire series thus far narrated by Steven but it does show off new footage from upcoming episodes in some areas. Also I think they're finally letting Steven's voice sound like someone his character's age cause his voice sound different in this.


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Steven's voice actor is 20, that's ~5 years older than he was when SU launched. The directors probably realized they couldn't keep up the "I'm a goofy 8-year-old that's really 14" shit forever. It's not a bad fit, actually. He sounds soft and gentle without being over the top.



This is too easy. You don't even have to edit it.


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Galo sengen



E;R warned us about (((gems)))



Jesus fuck that cant be real.


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>that fat, jewish, post-menopausal mom figure

>that borrowed aryan coloration.

You need to get your headdick checked.


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Is that Barbara Streisand?




>go around to different worlds and mine all their resources

>think any non-gems are inferior to them



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>So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime…


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This isn't even funny anymore…


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My sides.



There is something really strange with these proportions/ that perspective.



Thank you. I needed this.






which one?


So… did an old indian woman steal the mayor office from the Mayor who's character, basically, was to be the mayor?

Some shitty Trump/Hillary crap?



during one of the bombs there was an episode called Dewey Wins where he and the Indian lady competed in an election for mayor and she won. So now the family who owns the pizza shop is now in control of the city's politics while the former mayor is now running the donut shop because Lars is a space pirate and Sadie is in a band now.

Now can they please just get back to the plot or at least do some episodes involving the gems? Remember when Steven and the Crystal Gems were supposed to be the main characters?


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I like how everyone just forgot about Lapis it's hillarious






She looks like she's about to sneeze.


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>I waitied 6 years for this bullshit



steven universe burn.jpg



>Show about acceptance and tolerance of people who are different makes their main villain ugly so we can hate her.




Nope, just another (((C O I N C I D E N C E))), drumpf-lover.


It's not like there was much to remember anyways.


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wait a minute





I thought the point of him was that he was a good Mayor. He was a likeable Jaws mayor who understood how people worked like.



That looks bad.



Silly Anon, there are no good characters.





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Looks like I'm gonna have to be the one to say it.

Rule 34 on this Jewess bitch?



You disgust me.






I'm surprised there isn't any already.


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Animation about gem-girls? Japan did that in 12 eps.

What's taking SU so long to get anywhere??


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Amethyst managed to do the whole "magical princess" thing without being retarded like Steven and Star.



>What's taking SU so long to get anywhere??

Steven Universe at its core is less about telling a good story and more about dwelling on feelings, and it does the latter to no end. Episodes about the characters' feelings, along with townie filler take up the majority of the show's seasons and shaft the episodes that have anything to do with the main story.


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What we need are some unbiased, patrician opinions to settle this for us.



That looks like Cher





I don't think the show was ever really supposed to go anywhere, I think it was just supposed to be a trashy monster-of-the-week show with little bits of action and lore, but when the lore became big with people they shifted focus to that with the whole Peridot arc. I tink they really hate having to do the lore eps because they just want to fuck around with fat girl, skinny boy, and the rest of those undercooked one-dimensional faggots but feel pressured (either by CN or their gay fanbase) to keep the lore shit going, which is why they do what they do now with a few lore episodes mixed in with around ten townie episodes.




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>Garnet gets concerned about not foreseeing the future

>Actively tries to do 'random' stuff so she can't see the future

>Freaks out when she can't see the future

How come these fucks are so inept at writing they can't even keep a plotline straight for a single episode?


I hope the fact that they put all that filler in the Letter to Lars episode means they'll get to some fucking plot finally.


I thought it was more like she was "exercising" the future powers by going to more improbable timelines and still trying to see. But then Steven was like an over-enthusiastic personal trainer who pushed her beyond what she could do.



>Some shitty Trump/Hillary crap?

The old indian lady did grab the actor mailman by the ass.



She admitted she did it specifically because she was upset that she couldn't foresee Steven's decision to go into space. She did it specifically because she wanted to get more comfortable with it. She spelled this out in the episode, bro.


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Is something wrong, bro?


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>Saving an unanimated picture as a gif


Today is the day of reckoning for Steven Universe, possibly to the point where it determines the direction of the rest of the show (however bad it may be). Place your bets here.


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>Everyone just caves and Steven is still a mega dwarf.

I felt like my life was less wasted with Inuyasha.


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>the fucking diamonds get their redemption before jasper



so its finally over?



I mean yeah they wiped out hundreds of planets but all they ever needed was a true friend like Steven. Christ, how can anyone still be a fan of this shit? Even the SJWs have moved on.





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>So I watched some of that Steve Universe you guys were talking about and I don’t exactly know what’s going on 100% but I am pretty sure that Amethyst will do butt stuff. And I don’t mean “well, it’s your birthday so I guess I’ll let you stick it in there”. I mean like she jumps on you while you’re sleeping and goes “Dude! You know what would be really awesome right now? If you banged me up the ass with your dick. Whaddya say?”

From Ghastly's Tumblr.

Man, I miss Ghastly's Ghastly Comic.


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>Rose had a human zoo

>Rose's deception is responsible for an entire 'race' of gems being falsely imprisoned

>The entire rebellion was just fun and games for her

>Her "allies" died for a fake cause

>When Bismuth was ready to take things to the next level she was immediately taken hostage

>Greg didn't even know his own wife's name

>Pearl is not a rebel or a renegade, she was following her Diamond's orders for 5,000 years

>She's only been 'free' for 14 years and obviously can't handle it

>Jasper's entire character motivation is based on a lie

>Steven was right that Rose had him to avoid responsibility for everything

>We're going to see two space hitlers and everyone who was hurt by Rose's deception "get over it" in the space of a few minutes

Sugar is a hack but on the plus side tumblr is melting down.


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>starts a war

>gets tons of gems killed and the Earth is partially destroyed

>gems that survive mutate into mindless monsters

>PD did all of this to be with Pearl

>dumps her hundreds of years later and has a kid with some random guy

I love seeing Tumblr mad as much as the next guy but this basically ruins whatever emotional stuff they set up.

There was no rebellion. PD just wanted to elope with her booty call and it all ends up being worthless. Stephen being born no longer seems like a final act of love from Rose. He's literally a mistake how do you fuck up your own messages this bad.


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It's like a teenage princess throwing away her kingdom because the barbarians she's lording over looked fun, but worse. Simply selfish and irresponsible. The more you think about it, the worse it gets.


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>Haven't seen this show since it officially bored me out in season 3.

>Come back to see this.

Holy shit. In competent hands, or at least a competent director that plot twist would've worth the whole show.

Is a fine line between having balls and having no brain.

Such twist is a perfect setup for a downer ending but you know they're just gonna rub it off and continue on the townies eventually because of retards.

>Pearl is not a rebel or a renegade, she was following her Diamond's orders for 5,000 years

So wait? She was the Black Zetsu to Rose's Kaguya or what (and put another one to the list >>959491)?



>Such twist is a perfect setup for a downer ending but you know they're just gonna rub it off and continue on the townies eventually because of retards.

That's the kicker, isn't it? Knowing the writers, it'll be played off like it was no big deal, or even justified.

>So wait? She was the Black Zetsu to Rose's Kaguya or what (and put another one to the list >>959491)?

Pretty much, except she's babysitting her mommy's son instead of trying to bring her back.


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Jasper has it the worst.

>Pink Diamond intentionally made the Beta Kindergarten shitty

>all the Beta gems came out retarded and their only purpose was to get killed in a pointless war that the diamond they were devoting their lives to fight for and protect started in secret

>Jasper was the only one who came out right but has to deal with pressure of always having to prove perfection and watching all her sisters get killed

>Jasper and the other Beta gems fight for their home planet and the Diamond they devote their existences to from the second they're born, only for Pink to pretend she was murdered by another Earth gem and consequently brand them all as failures

>the other Diamonds decide that Earth is garbage and everything that comes from it is also garbage

>all Earth gems are bubbled or trashed in the zoo except for Jasper

>Jasper hates herself for not fulfilling her purpose and being an Earth gem

>spends her whole life grieving for Pink and her stigmatized home planet while being lonely because she's separated from her sisters

>Jasper comes back to Earth to avenge her diamond by killing her murderer, who she doesn't know is actually Pink Diamond herself

>gets beat up by fusions multiple times, fusion raped for months on end, and catches stockholm syndrome during her journey back to the place she was born and spent the first years of her life getting traumatized on

>Jasper's diamond fuses with one of the crystal cunts that she's been mislead into hating and kicks her ass even though Jasper is just trying to avenge her

>Jasper fuses with a corrupted gem out of desperation to not get beaten, but she fails and then lets herself get corrupted because she accepts herself as worthless for not being able to protect or avenge her Diamond, even though Pink pretty much caused her entire life of suffering and never gave a shit about her

I'm so glad I stopped caring about the series after the cluster asspull.


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I'm glad I fell off this shit a long time ago. I would've actually cared that I got ganked by hack writing.



>Pretty much, except she's babysitting her mommy's son instead of trying to bring her back.

So Pearl knew all along… see in another show this mind blown of a discovery would be meaningful and ground shattering but despite all the cool ideas brought up is still shit in practice because of this


>Jasper comes back to Earth to avenge her diamond by killing her murderer, who she doesn't know is actually Pink Diamond herself

Is obvious that they spend so much time thinking about good plot twists that they forgot an actual character motive reveal to carry them.


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doomed from the start


>throw away your kingdom that had a human zoo but accidentally commit genocide leaving behind the baggage of being a mass murderer to a child

what a twist, what a meme


I wish painanon was here to see this


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You know there's a lot of reasons why steven universe is bad, poor writing of story and dialogue in episodes, boring shitty filler, fucked scheduling, I've hated a lot of the recent songs, things.

But I have to say honestly this decision with Pink Diamond/Rose, it an't that bad, if anything it works fine and is consistent. PD/R was often, if not always, portrayed as a immature bitch, and really the same could be said of all the gems. They're all retarded, selfish, irredeemable space rocks, and rightfully so their race is portrayed as a fucking virus, so the stupid, selfish, destructive decisions PD/R made, it makes sense.

Remember when Sadie raped Lars and then how afterwards Lars developed a crush on Sadie. Yeah.

This anon >>991513 summed up our ending pretty nicely.

Guys, what the fuck is this story?



Don't forget I used Reddit Spacing.

Just for you.


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I-is it over?


someone call pain-anon. he needs to catch up.



>he doesn't know




Wait.. are you fucking kidding me? They went with the shitty fan theory that cropped up like 5 fucking years ago when the series started? What the fuck? This is so fucking retarded, it's almost enough to make me want to wat- >>991520

Nevermind. This shit is fucking stupid. The show was never even remotely good, but they went with the dumbest idea possible and pretty much invalidated their entire show. Bravo, Sugar, you retarded kike. Good luck crashing your show with no survivors. You should have done this years ago.


It was the obvious theory and they could have done it much much better. Yet, they did this.

So, Steven is a diamond?


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Hey guys,

There's a better cartoon about gem girls than this trash.



PS. It has a start, beginning and an end.


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How about some gem bois?


New thread when?



The very first houseki manga strip was actually on Ichikawa's now barely used website all the way back in 2006, so yes. In both cases HnK came months or years before SU.


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>they could have done it much much better

That's the problem. They couldn't have. They wrote dozens of scripts in service of this plot that the diamonds are evil and then gave the plot a twist reveal that retroactively highlighted how fucking evil and heartless that pink diamond was, which also makes the motivations for Pearl and the others even worse upon re-examination


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Pearl seems to be the only one that knows, and she couldn't say anything. Pink Diamond/Rose is the one one really to blame. And I think you can make an argument she's not necessarily evil. She's a spoiled brat who thinks her parental figures don't give a shit about her and couldn't for the life of her mature.

I think a lot of people like >>991516 are missing the point; sure, this is about eloping like a stupid spoiled child, but it was also about Earth itself. It was already decimated; in the maps in the series, giant chunks of the Earth, including the entirety of Russia, are missing. She was stupid for only thinking about this because she thought of humans as toys, but anything but what she did is what saved the entire planet. And in her defense, the Crystal Gems seemed to try and lean away from shattering gems and instead relied on poofing.

Rose is still an immature shithead who ran away from her problems, continued to view humans as playthings to the end, and was extremely unrealistic in her goals that pretending to shatter herself to get attention from her Mommies would do literally anything, but I don't know if I'd say she's necessarily evil.


>Bitching because Rose essentially Dobby'd Pearland Pearl still decided to stay by her

I also feel like some of these fucks are implying that Rose looking like a white human is racist.


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>be written as a bully that overcompensates for her insecurities

>end up being the most sympathetic character


Imagine how Greg's gonna react to this. His wife lied to him through their entire relationship and he never knew who she really was. And he never got to tap that diamond ass.



Too bad she's an AIDS-dog now.



So what was the point of the rebellion? To fake her death so she could just hang out with humies?



>Pain anon died for this

>A girl was almost drove to suicide for this



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Evil that doesn't think its evil is still evil. Even if she thought she was saving the Earth, she

>Faked her own death ensuring that the other Diamonds would retaliate and come to kill Rose Quartz the rebel

>Fucked up the balance of power in the Gem Society and traumatized the people who cared for her most because she thought humans were neat

>Fought back endlessly, until there were only a handful of gems at her side, for thousands of years, never once dropping the ruse and allowing her precious allies and countless gems get shattered in the process

>Turned workers and servants into soldiers and weapons of war for her own selfish cause

>thousands of years later, the survivors still don't fucking understand humans or emotions or how to properly be anything but what they were made to be

>allowed her gems to enslave and lock homeworld gems in items, like Lapis in the mirror, over a bullshit war that had no point in the first place

>left scars and ruins from their warring all over the fucking planet anyways

>forced homeworld to construct additional kindergartens and probably rend other planets to pieces to fuel their war against Pink Diamond's bullshit rebellion

>left so many shattered gems and spread the idea of fusion all over the world that the cluster could be made in the first place

>forced Homeworld to use that corruption thing that turned all the remaining living and cracked gems to turn into mindless monsters, possibly forever because Rose spent a few thousand years on Earth and never figured out how to fix that shit

She's far worse than just a stupid spoiled child.



The idea of faking her death came later. It was an excuse to tell the other Diamonds that it was useless and that they should give up the colony.


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All this shit with Pink Diamond and Rose makes me think of Rose Quartz as a bit of a Tyler Durden-eqse figure, only Steven is a third party that has to pay for the bullshit the two other figures have caused.



>implying he isn't faking it


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needs some komm susser todd


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>I-is it over?


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>all this time Pearl was lying about RQ/PD

>she never confronted the cognitive dissonance of continuing to serve her diamond after everything that happened to everyone she cared about

>she still had the gall to pretend she was free when she was just following orders all along

>she was even ok with putting gems like Lapis into objects or letting the fragments remain unchecked for thousands of years

>Pearl knew the war was a sham and that all those gems died so she and PD could fuse

>she decided that lying for the sake of fusing was actually pretty great which is why that arc where she manipulated Garnet into fusing happened

>despite everything Pearl pretends to care about other gems

>her protectiveness of Steven was always just hoping to keep PD safe so they could fuse again after a human lifetime was over (and she could barely contain herself that long)

Holy shit Pearl confirmed for absolute fucking worst of all time. This shit should make her less redeemable to Garnet and Amethyst than the fucking diamonds. At this point they should pull Bismuth out of the bubble, tell her the truth, and unleash her on Pearl.



>Holy shit Pearl confirmed for absolute fucking worst of all time.

No, Rose Quarts was the one that started that trash fire.



When somebody comes to you with a crazy idea you tell them it's a crazy idea. You don't go along with it and support them after they get millions of your people killed for no reason whatsoever.



Didn't Pearl still have PTSD from the war

If she admits she was wrong to help rose start her new life and save humanity from the other diamonds, then that means all those gems died for nothing and it's all her fault



Thinking back, I don't remember them actually portraying Pearl as being broken up about losing anyone except Rose.


>check half/co/

>they're defending the twist as good storytelling


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People are actually defending it? I've only been hearing 'well, it wasn't THAT bad' at best. Even the big-time fans seem to be ripping it apart. This guy basically goes point by point with all the plotholes this causes, for example.



I liked it, but mostly because I don't really give a shit what happens anymore and anything interesting is a good thing, for which a clusterfuck like this definitely qualifies


>First CN leaks that by the end of this season, Bismuth, YD and BD will all be back on Earth getting chummy with each other the stunted little halfbreed Jew

>This fucking middle-school-girl's-fanfic-tier Shamallama-twist that the writers spent literally four years straight-up lying on social media about like the two-faced hacks they've definitively shown themselves to be for the rest of time

>Lapis comes back from running away literally just so they could make her run away again

Okay, place your bets people How fucking atrociously are they gonna ruin White Diamond if Sugar ever fucking allows the writing crew to even progress to that point?



I love watching Tumblr freak out and eat its own like this. Unfortunately I wanted to go dig up some more to post here but all I'm finding is "Pink Diamond did nothing wrong" posts.

But the Left has a long history of praising the virtues of violent and pointless revolutions, doesn't it.


Did any of you notice how Pink Diamond turned into a fat whale when she accepted communism?


What if the diamonds are just a collective fighting against even MORE terrifying diamonds?How many colours do diamonds have in nature?

PSIKE! We all know they will write everything lazily and shitty!



that place is normalfag central these days, they caught on you see


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She got annoyed about Lion. PD didn't tell her about that.



I miss him too.


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I don't even like this show anymore. It has its good moments (Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem are my favs), but holy fuck it's just a fucking mess.

I just want the show to be over so I can move on with my fucking life.


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>How many colours do diamonds have in nature?

All of them.



Presumably it started with white and she made the other diamonds (yellow/blue in an unspecified order) and pink is the most recent one, but they could have made more. Either they stopped making new diamonds (because they were fucked up over pink) or it just takes a long ass time to make diamonds.

What I want to know is the origin of the gem society/species. They're artificial constructs. Not like they spontaneously appeared or evolved from something simpler. Seems like a really basic question that someone should have asked by now.



No matter what, the answer is going to be stupid.



They were obviously created by the rock people


What the fuck happened to this show?



As the plot developed, the inability of the writers to develop a plot was revealed.



I don't think Pearl really had a choice here since Pearls are slave race and she was forced to follow the order of her Diamond. What's really fucked is that essentially, she was never free in the fist place and all her obsessive "love" with "Rose" over those 5000 years has probably been nothing more than a servant being brainwashed into obsessing over her master. And Rose's "rebellion" was basically caused by a spoiled teenaged girl screaming "it's not a PHASE, mom!!"


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>That second pic

It really says something when they think of a character having the ability to overcome all obstacles, stand above her peers and whole inferior race without cheating and with her own strength of character as "a bully in the truest sense" just because she has insecurities as an actually believable motivation.

Jasper has done some bad shit (None of which was mentioned to call her such) but in a herculean leap in Olympic logic gymnastics, they have actually written a believable somewhat tridimensional STRONG INDEPENDENT… GEM WITH REAL FLAWS! but they won't acknowledge her because she isn't a likable character that is good.

Whatever stand about feminists not writing one dimensional Mary Sues gets driven to the ground here.



Especially bad when they had major plot points planned from the start. It's like drawing a path for yourself on a map and then realizing you can't walk.



>It really says something when they think of a character having the ability to overcome all obstacles, stand above her peers and whole inferior race without cheating and with her own strength of character as "a bully in the truest sense" just because she has insecurities as an actually believable motivation.

The best reason I can think of for them thinking this is that Jasper does the most stereotypical "bully" things. She's abrasive, likes to berate people she sees as inferior, and coerced Lapis into fusing but not really (especially since they were by the ocean and Lapis had the upper hand). That's still not as bad as turning into a guy's dead wife or leaving someone hanging off a cliff, but to someone whose idea of character development is having them cry repeatedly and letting them give other characters a shoulder to cry on, a character like that is a big no-no. Jasper's conflict isn't "cute" enough, and I wouldn't be surprised if Sucrose and Co still think what she's done is worse than what PD did.



The problem is she's a pretty generic goon who clearly takes pleasure in being a cunt, and her motivations don't really matter unless they're super sympathetic and unique, but as far as this show goes they're just pretty average "my life shit on me" stuff, which doesn't matter a whole lot because she overcame it

Considering the stereotypical bully is that way because they were abused by their parents to some degree, and nobody really gives a shit once they no longer live with their parents because that stops being an excuse, the description is pretty accurate



I still find it odd that they 'redeemed' Lapis but not Jasper when Lapis did much worse than Jasper ever did. Lapis sucked up all the water from Earth's oceans, she forced Jasper to stay fused with her, and she caused Jasper to become addicted to fusion. Yet her actions are okay because she was hurt in the past and because Steven talked her into being his friend.


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I'm disappointed in all of you


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I <3 Pink Pearl


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>Did any of you notice how Pink Diamond turned into a fat whale when she accepted communism?

Underrated joke.





Remember the 4-color symbol that Reddit and Meemee has?



Grab me the gas.




I never liked the series and this reveal is jsut catharsis for watching the entire series


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>I still find it odd that they 'redeemed' Lapis but not Jasper when Lapis did much worse than Jasper ever did.

Think back to Matt Burnett's tweet about not having male gems because straight white males would identify with them, and it all makes sense.

It's because Jewcrose and the rest of her cadre hate not only men, but masculinity in general. The reason Jasper not only hasn't been redeemed but almost always gets shit on by everyone else in-universe is because she embodies a lot of the stereotypical masculine traits such as a large muscular frame, a rough voice, and high aggression. Contrast that with Lapis who has a very thin frame typical of young women, a soft feminine voice, and a generally more laid back personality. They don't want young boys to be like the tough, hard-working go-getter Übergem Jasper, they want to teach them to be like Steven; an overly emotional, overly effeminate sped who gets everything handed to him on a pink platter and yet STILL manages to not only accomplish jack shit, but actively makes any and all situations worse merely by showing up.

And this hatred of men and masculinity goes further than just Jasper. Just about every female character on the show is voiced by some singer, actress, broadway star, etc., but all of the male characters are voiced by random fucks around the office, save for Mr. Smiley (formerly voiced by Sinbad) and Emerald (voiced by a former male). Sadie can fucking staight up slay a gem monster with a wooden spear, while Lars fucking dies fighting shitty drones that can't even fucking see him. (He comes back, but the point still stands.) Sadie and Pearl can rape Lars and Garnet respectively and get away with it, while Kevin can't even flirt with Stevonnie without being called Ghengis Hitler. Lapis steals the ocean, nearly drowns Connie, abuses Jasper's trust, gemrapes her for months and subsequently induces stockholm syndrome in her, steals an old man's barn, doesn't lift a finger to help the CGs or Steven with anything to just act like a lazy NEET and watch a fucking leaf soap opera all day, abandons her best friend and steals nearly everything from her only to leave it on the moon and run away AGAIN because someone couldn't fucking speak to her right, and by the end is seen as a well-developed character by the knuckle-dragging faggots of tumblr, while Jasper can't even do her fucking job without getting the shit beat out of her constantly and contracting space AIDS, with the same tumblrtards genuinely believing she got what she deserved.

And then you have the male/masculine characters on the show that aren't Speden Tardiverse:

>Greg is a shitty, hands-off hippy-dippy parent who can't even live with his son in the house he BUILT AND PAID FOR.

>Mayor Dewey is an incompetant retard who can't even tie his fucking shoes right.

>Onion is a fucking sociopath.

>Ronaldo is cancer on two legs.

>Kevin is a smug faggot.

>Bismuth is a murderous cunt who deliberately disobeyed SOP and is seen as a fucking hero by fucklr. Speaking of which, her gem-shattering weapon is so fucking hilariously impractical a dive off of a cliff gem first is more effective.

I could go on, but I think I've made my point. They hate men, and anything like them.



It's what you get when a morally bankrupt trust fund jew gets carte-blanche to develop whatever the fuck she wants. When you have no moral center, the story you want to tell winds up being bleak shit, where your heroes are stoic sociopaths with no humanity or redeeming features whatsoever.



to be way too fair, they kind of had to make out kevin as a creep because he was hitting on kids even if he didn't know it

no excuse for letting pearl, sadie, and lapis get off so easily


So I don't watch this show on the regular, but riddle me this. Why can Steven fuse with Connie? Can he fuse with other humans? Is Connie secretly some kind of gem abomination? Can Stevonnie start a fusion orgy with the rest of the city to take down the diamonds?



>Why can Steven fuse with Connie?

Never explained, it's just something Steven can apparently do.

>Can he fuse with other humans?

Presumably, no reason he couldn't.

>Is Connie secretly some kind of gem abomination?

Nope, just Steven is, though as a dot Indian Connie's pretty close.

>Can Stevonnie start a fusion orgy with the rest of the city to take down the diamonds?

Oh man, wouldn't that be a finale to this shit series.




>Oh man, wouldn't that be a finale to this shit series.

I was originally expecting them to use that against Yellow Diamond, but apparently they prefer pointless redemption. If they don't use it against White Diamond it will officially close the book on the writers wasting every chance at coherence they had.



But everyone was crushing on Stevonnie. Lars, Sadie, and Onion's brother were all attracted to Stevonnie, yet it's only Kevin that gets the creep treatment.


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How does White Diamond factor into all this?

Is she just a senile cranky old lady who sits on homeworld all the time while Blue and Yellow do most of the work?



Kevin being seen as a creep had nothing to do with him unknowingly putting the moves on a couple of preteens, it was the fact that he was putting the moves on at all, because if that were the case then I think having Kevin going "OH SHIT THEY'RE KIDS, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL AGAIN!" and running away in a panic would've absolved him.


>Why can Steven fuse with Connie?

Gems are described as having bodies made of light, and because Steven's half gem, his body is sort of half light, meaning Connie can fill in the rest and they become Stevonnie. Or some such shit, I dunno, they never actually explain how it works, only that it's fucking "beautiful" that they can even fuse at all.

>Can he fuse with other humans?

I'd assume so, unless stated otherwise.

>Is Connie secretly some kind of gem abomination?

No, but that would be an interesting development.

>Can Stevonnie start a fusion orgy with the rest of the city to take down the diamonds?

Most likely not, and even if she COULD, she'd be too encumbered by six to do anything, like Fluorite.


I always imagined her as unsettlingly happy, but still logical and downright brutal. I also imagine her being cute, but if she really IS the final boss of this show then she's gonna be too ugly for words. Or she'll look like Ragyo.



White diamond's face got leaked. It's earlier ITT



tbh Fluorite must be six midget gems, and I mean really manlet ones, since Alexandrite already is a fucking giant with only four gems and only two of them being micros (Garnet). But there has to be a pearl there, so I"m completely lost. The witers are utter hacks man.



I know.


Not necessarily, Fluorite is a very hungry caterpillar, so maybe all that height became length.

>The writers are utter hacks man.



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I like how at this point Rose has been revealed to be the effective equivalent of the final boss of a JRPG. And the writers will probably let her get away with it too.


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Now that's just awful.



Damn, i never had anything that edgy in my dreams.

That "black" bit is literally sonic fanfiction tier.


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I'm sorry, even if the show is better, i can't be attracted or waifu anime girls.


(((Rebecca Zuckerstein's))) gems at least stick out with their designs.


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thankfully this is fake



But it's not.

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