No.1144758
/tv/'s top 10 arch enemies (in no particular order)
>Jon Stewart
>John Oliver
>Patton Oswalt
>Amy Schumer
>Lena Dunham
>Emma Watson
>Michael Moore
>Angelina Jolie
>Trevor Noah
>Stephen Colbert
No.1144762
thanks watchmojo
>Trevor Noah
>Stephen Colbert
>Jon Stewart
>John Oliver
these are actually all the same "person" though
No.1144774
>>1144758
>Emma watson can't ac-
spot on, she's a natural buggirl
She can't act like people with a soul though
No.1144779
What about Bill Maher and Jimmy Kimmel, tbh?
No.1144782
>>1144774
Did you see that Beauty and the Beast review where she gets absolutely BTFO?
No.1144805
>>1144758
Emma Watson is /ourgoddess/ tbh
No.1144812
>>1144758
We have no shortage of enemies tbh but who are our allies? Do we have a single one except for Lucas?
No.1144863
>>1144812
You don't get to bring friends.
No.1144967
>>1144762
>>1144762
>>Amy Schumer
>>Lena Dunham
>>Sarah Silverman
same
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No.1145012
>>1144875
What did he meme by this
No.1145172
>>1145012
<prefessional
>lasts one day
No.1145234
>James Corden
>anyone who dislikes Maisie
No.1145240
>>1145172
It's a hard business anon, the market doesn't like new meat. Him saying that is not wrong though, being optimistic all the time is very good.
No.1145578
>>1144758
What, everyone's favorite hapa isn't on the list?
No.1145595
>>1145588
>>1145583
Hey there zach, hows life, you've been away for a couple days since your interracial spam episode last week.
No.1145606
>>1145595
zach is at least handsome unlike stonefag
No.1145618
>>1145606
1: How would you know what stonefag looks like?
2: Noone has ever called this hapa mutt handsome on this board, in fact the only place I've ever read it is on some of your livejournal questionaires.
No.1145627
>>1145604
Hays did nothing wrong.
No.1145628
>>1145618
stonefag and robertsniggers are faceless so yes they are ugly by default compared to hasbrocuck
No.1145631
>>1145628
>using "faceless" as a derogatory term on a anonymous imageboard
No.1145638
>>1145606
What does the stonefag look like, Zach actually has a jawline it seems.
No.1145644
>>1145628
>not being stupid enough to have pictures easily traced to you from an anonymous imageboard means you're ugly
>calling yourself hasbrocuck while still using the Zachary Keith Hasbrouck naming conventions
You're a gift that never keeps on giving.
No.1145653
>>1145638
Your ex had a manlier jawline tbh fam.
No.1145655
>>1145644
lel, I bet he doesn't even consider "cuck" as an insult. He spams cuck porn and pics of Watson with literal african niggers.
No.1145656
>>1144758
You forgot the queen cunt herself.
No.1145657
>>1145653
You take that back this instant!
No.1145658
>>1145653
Does a jawline even matter if you're a mutt AND a manlet?
No.1145663
Actual Archenemies
1. Kathleen Kennedy
2. JJ Abrams
3. Rian Johnson
4. Warner Bros executives when doing DC movies (/tv/ cares way too much about capeshit)
5. Keven Fiege (/tv/ cares way too much about capeshit)
6. Quentin Tarantino
7. Robert Igor
8. Steven Spielberg
9. John Oliver
10. Amy Schumer & Lena Dunham
No.1145665
>>1145653
I'm talking about the recent photograph you posted.
No.1145668
>>1145644
Harvey has the Penn Jillette syndrome where every photo of him is smug.
No.1145670
>>1145665
Ah, you must mean this image, that has no visible jawline:
>>1145578
You're probably talking about a post in one of the other threads where you're pretending not to be Zach Keith Hasbrouck.
No.1145672
/leftypol/ BO needs to be on this list too
No.1145675
>>1145638
>>1145628
>>1145618
>>1145606
I was a handsome Marine and no you dont get a picture of me to jack off to. Thats what posting best Emily Jean is for.
No.1145677
>>1145675
>dumb jew bootlicker
>likes a trash american actress who is actually fucking ugly
No shit sherlock
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No.1145683
>>1145677
Almost makes me want to become a stonefag if it means I get this much hate and vitrion in my (you)'s.
No.1145688
>>1145683
>he comes here and thinks he's the only one who is possibly farming (You)'s
LOL
No.1145689
>>1145688
who's more lolcow worthy, zach or his a-logs?
No.1145694
other emmas can't compete
No.1145697
>>1145688
Yeah, I'm sure you're very entertained by people posting your ugly mug on a regular basis.
No.1145698
>>1145689
Both
Zach gets mad if you insult Watson
A-Logs accuse you of being Zach if you post Watson
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No.1145720
>>1145698
>a-logs
>clearly an alien term that could only have been concocted by Zachary Keith Hasbrouck
Yeah, I'm sure this is real conversation, and not hapa damage control.
No.1145724
>>1145717
absolutely lovely
No.1145726
And so we enter another era of triggered hapa's and emma watson spam.
No.1145730
>>1145720
>a-logs is an alien term
How fucking new are you?
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A-Logging
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No.1145760
>>1145733
Oh yes, it's those evil nazi's who are the obsessed ones, not the clearly sane man spamming watson in a thread that barely has anything to do with her.
>>1145730
Never been used before on this board, good on you for reading up on lolcows though, Zach.
No.1145762
DAILY REMINDER NONE OF YOUR WAIFUS ARE SAFE FROM THE GRABBLERS
No.1145769
>>1145688
>he farms (You)s in 4plebs
Nobody is gonna believe you Zach, you're a lolcow.
>>1145683
I think he hates her so much because she beats Emma Watson in everything she does, including cucking her out of roles. Meanwhile Roberts doesn't do the same activities, so it's not really competition. You don't see Roberts starring in musicals, that's not her thing. She left that kind of thing back in her childhood with Unfabulous.
She now sings for fun mostly, like that dare to promote Nerve where she sings "Wannabe" by Spice Girls on a metro (and kills it btw). Or that scene in We're the Millers where they sing Waterfalls, but the lead is Will Poulter. Or the outtake where they were supposed to sing that but they sang "I'll be there for you" as a prank for Jennifer Aniston and caught her off guard.
But Stone, she's direct competition. So she triggers him more.
No.1145770
>>1145760
>its someone elses fault that i come to a shitposting board and get triggered by Emma Watson posting
No.1145781
>>1144812
We got the best allies, no one can defeat us
No.1145783
>>1145765
>says the guy spamming his obsession
>>1145770
>me spamming emma watson in unrelated threads is definitely not a problem and a very normal thing to do
I keep looking at this file called zachsadress.jpg and wondering if I should post it...
No.1145792
>>1145773
this one is decent
No.1145796
>>1145786
So, is your whitepages adress from over a decade ago as well, Zach?
No.1145800
Didn't want to have to do this Emmafag, I really didn't but you leave me no choice but to post my ultra rare incriminating photo of Emma and Big Harv. You spammed too much.
It's so exquisite in it's composition. The dolled up Watson leaning into to the regal Harvey. His hand ever so gently resting atop his cane, a symbol of his belonging to the new aristocracy of media moguls and career politicians. A symbol of his ability to have any hollywood starlet he wants, including Emma. What are they saying? Is this a harsh reprimand from master to slave? The silky hushed exhange of two lovers? Was this voiced loudly to others to let them know of Harvey's conquest, or a whispered sweet nothing to his darling? The beginnings of a smile can be seen on Watson's face, perhaps a joke has been shared? Or maybe this is a smile of anticipation for the erotic thrills she is yet to experience. Such a rich tapestry… a perfect photograph…
No.1145802
>>1144779
>Bill Maher
das rite
No.1145813
>>1145796
holy shit dude
should have posted the pic of his house like I usually do
No.1145814
>>1145803
So, you wouldn't mind if I send a couple pizza's and Quran's to that adress then?
And really, just the idea that there's 2 autists angry enough to spam emma in unrelated threads on this particular board whenever they get triggered seems almost impossible.
No.1145816
>>1145655
Fucking called it
>>1145811
>>1145809
No.1145817
>>1145813
Or his mom, like I do.
No.1145820
>>1145817
Exactly, posting the full doxx on /tv/ is a bit too much.
Just let him know we know, but don't expose him to the rage of all /tv/.
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No.1145822
>>1145813
I actually didn't want to post the image, thought I removed it but clearly didn't.
At least I didn't post the one that also lists all of the people living in his parents house.
No.1145823
Has Zach visited Weinstein's home in Connecticut before he had to sell it after the #MeToo scandals?
No.1145825
>>1145817
>hello fellow kids
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No.1145828
<And really, just the idea that there's 2 autists angry enough to spam emma in unrelated threads on this particular board whenever they get triggered seems almost impossible
<impossible
No.1145838
>>1145820
>don't expose him to the rage of all /tv/.
But then how will we ever ethnically cleanse this board and turn it into the dream we can all believe in?
Nice try, Zach. ;^D
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No.1145841
>>1145820
like any of us are going to try and hurt sweet Zach
If you do we will bully you.
No.1145844
>>1145839
She has JUICY ARMS
No.1145853
>>1145838
>>1145841
IDK guys, even if he's a despicable hapa I wish him no physical harm inflicted by other people because of his autistic shitposting.
I think I wouldn't mind him engaging in self-destructive behavior though.
No.1145854
>>1145848
I bet the hack shoots in full auto.
No.1145857
>>1145802
OH NO NO NO
also I love Susan and her tits
No.1145858
>>1145853
Nobody would be hounding him if he kept his watson worship in a single general.
No.1145859
>>1145858
Cry more you huge faggot
No.1145861
>>1145854
She's actually really good at cinematography. She does those adult movies with the african gents. Blacked I think it is?
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No.1145866
REMINDER THAT ZACHARY HASBROUCK IS THE SUDOCUCK AND HE WANTS TO STEAL THIS BOARD FROM ZEROSUGAR
No.1145868
>>1145853
It would be nice if he could fuck off or just stop the spamming whenever he get's frustrated by threads.
This was never going to be a great thread, but it's definitely not improved by the watson spam.
To be fair, I did dig up this thread from page 3 just to post some bait that our hapa friend fell for like the redditor he is.
No.1145869
>>1145868
Can't get milk if you don't stimulate the cow I guess
No.1145870
>>1145868
>makes a thread complaining about Emma Watson
>REEEEEEEEEEE stop posting positively about her
Maybe kys or leave?
No.1145871
>>1145866
If there's ever going to be an event that creates an exodus to a better /tv/ board, Zach taking over would probably be it.
No.1145872
>>1145865
I want to go to a fair with Emma and ride the rides that go upside down.
No.1145874
>>1145859
say that to my face not online and see what happens
No.1145875
>>1145868
Tell me the adults got paid please
and the crossdressing girl has an epic Harold face.
What is this degeneracy? Crossdressing girl, crossdressing boy.
No.1145877
>>1145874
What are some rare "Cash me ousside" Harvs?
No.1145878
>>1145866
DUDE EVERYONE IS THE SAME PERSON LMAO
DUDE IM SCHIZOPHRENIC LMAO
No.1145880
>>1145870
<spamming pics is posting positively
No.1145883
>>1145878
I don't believe that you're the sudocuck but my b8 was enough to confirm you're Zach indeed
No.1145885
>>1145870
I never made the thread Zach,
>>1145578
I posted this to bring it back to the front page, and no more then 2 minutes later you already started spamming those images you always spam when you want to prove your waifu isn't total shit.
No.1145886
>>1145881
<being this dishonest
No.1145889
>>1145885
It doesn't matter that you didn't make the thread, you have even less of an argument.
>thread has Watson in the OP and picture
Nobody cares that you are upset.
No.1145892
>>1145802
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
No.1145894
>arch enemies
what are you, 10?
No.1145895
>>1145854
I bet she unironically appreciates scene modes, outputs in jpeg and blows her highlights, artistically.
No.1145902
>>1145889
The thread mentioning watson doesn't mean you need to spam it with your shitty waifu like you do literally every other time you go mental, fam.
If your argument is that you have justification to sperg out because people triggered you, sure, but that really makes me wonder why you come here if it just pisses you off.
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No.1145906
Sad that based Watson can trigger so many leftycucks… Guess all that soys rotted the old noggin…
No.1145907
>>1145896
your syntax gives it away Zach
No.1145909
>>1145906
>Watson can trigger so many leftycucks
she's the queen of leftycucks
No.1145910
>>1145896
>take your meds
>thinks everyone is the same person
You know these have become your trademark ways to deflect right?
No.1145916
>>1145906
Who's that qt reflected in that mirror behind that young boy?
No.1145919
>>1145913
>thinks everyone posting Alisons is the same person
No.1145921
>>1145913
>thinks everyone calling you out is the same person
No.1145922
>>1145919
>thinks everyone posting 'thinks everyone posting' is the same person
No.1145923
>>1145907
>>1145910
DUDE EVERYONE IS ZACH LMAO
ZACH LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREEEEEE
>>1145912
fed up of this fucking meme emmas a grown woman she can have sex with whoever she wants I will still love her and post her
No.1145927
>>1145896
>Take your meds
Oh, so you solved the riddle and are copying what other people tell you again. >>1143717
No.1145928
>>1145923
>grown woman
Not after her innocence was robbed of her, as a young, fragile little flower.
No.1145930
>>1145928
Development halted by selling her body as cheap meat for a role in a shitty movie
No.1145934
>>1145913
>thinks everyone is the same person
>emma triggers 4polspergs so hard
>look mama i posted it again
>godess of tv for triggering those redditcucks
>triggered T R I G G E R E D
>RENT FREE
Zach, you're so godamn predictable people can track you over multiple internet websites, but just keep reinforcing it and see how long it takes for this shit to pop up whenever a future employer tries to google you.
>>1145923
>she can have sex with whoever she wants I will still love her and post her
You're right, if she wants to get porked by obese jewish movie moguls, that's her right!
No.1145940
>>1145934
>future employer
>bachelor of arts
Choose one.
No.1145943
>>1145934
>Zach, you're so godamn predictable people can track you over multiple internet websites, but just keep reinforcing it and see how long it takes for this shit to pop up whenever a future employer tries to google you.
He's like a shitty chatbot lol
No.1145946
>>1145934
>just keep reinforcing it and see how long it takes for this shit to pop up whenever a future employer tries to google you.
>implying he doesn't actively want to be a neet
>implying he could ever manage to not spill spaghetti in a job interview
No.1145947
>>1145928
>>1145930
SHUT UP SHUT up she grew up properly you dumb polledit fucks
she has a real womans body and a real womans mind so just shut the fuck
>>1145934
>muh joos muh joos muh joos muh joos muh joos
DUDDEEEEE DUTRTTRRRRNIM ANFUCKCKING RETARD cunt Fuck LAMO
No.1145949
>>1145947
I know how your voice sounds like. It's funny reading your posts in your real voice, Zach.
No.1145951
>>1145945
>hoMEWrecker
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELET THIS
is that from Faults?
No.1145955
>>1145949
I couldn't see the videos before he took them down so I won't be able to do it sadly
No.1145957
>>1145947
I didn't know Tourette could manifest in texts
No.1145958
>>1145955
I'll post it on /cow/ when i get the chance.
No.1145963
>>1145958
oh you got a copy?
nice lel
>>1145959
>liking Emma Watson
you mean shitting up threads on the regular?
No.1145964
>>1145938
The fact that you have to keep repeating the same line everytime someone accuses you of it is probably a bigger red flag that it's you, Zachary Keith Hasbrouck.
Not to mention that you slightly vary it up whenever someone calls you out on it, but not enough to make anyone believe it's a different person.
>>1145946
So, what is your current employment status, Zach, your facebook just says UMASS, your college that took your shekels for a useless degree, when most of your friends actually list jobs.
>>1145947
Possibly the greatest Zach post of all time, I'm just proud I could be part of it.
>>1145958
Jesus Christ please do, I even looked through all his graduation video's to see if I could spot him, he's too much of a social reject to appear in any of course.
No.1145965
>>1145949
>>1145955
LOLLLLLLLLL EVERYONE IS ZACH IM ZACH MY SHRUNKEN PENCIL DICK IS ZACH MY WALL IS ZACH MY DOG IS ZACH
yeah see those meds right there, take em, swallow em, crunch em, get em down ya
No.1145968
>>1145963
>>1145964
Don't get your hopes up too much since the background noise is high
No.1145969
>>1144758
>Jon Stewart
5'7''
>Patton Oswalt
5'3''
>Trevor Noah
5'11''
>Stephen Colbert
5'11''
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "/fit/ was right again"
No.1145971
>>1145968
His parents yelling at him?
No.1145974
>>1145969
You forgot Bill Maher >>1145802
No.1145980
>autist spams pics of his waifu so that people won't be able to discuss the eternal manlet
It's because you're one of them, isn't it? How tall are you watsoncuck?
No.1146000
>>1145974
holy kek, it's like watching this for the first time again
No.1146001
>>1145980
He's not much taller then his ex, and she's fairly small by the look of things.
No.1146005
>>1146001
Do you by chance have the "friendship with zach ended, ryan is my best friend now" pic?
No.1146010
You must be at least this tall to ride the Emma.
No.1146015
>>1146005
Wish I knew which one you where referencing, the slutbag has pictures with so many guys.
No.1146019
>>1146000
these movies really are gay porn, holy shit
No.1146024
>>1146015
I mean an OC someone made in this vein
No.1146030
>>1146024
Sorry fam, if I'd seen it I would have saved it.
No.1146042
>>1146000
So that video is an edit right? Isn't the Rock much taller than Vin Diesel? Why does his head look so comparatively small?
No.1146057
>ctrl+f lars von trier
>0 results
really makes me think
No.1146060
>>1146042
Isn't he part islandnigger? They're usually pretty manlet-tier due to evolving with barely any natural predation.
No.1146064
Happy! was actually pretty good as far as original television goes
and Paton is in A.P bio
so i'll give him a pass for now, even if he did kill his wife
No.1146065
>>1145964
>too much of a social reject
No.1146067
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>>1146057
>lars von trier
he's based tbh
Vid related, done in one take. While free falling. In 1989, no GoPro cameras back then.
No.1146070
>>1146064
>even if he did kill his wife
bitch deserved it tbh
what makes him deserve to be in the list is that he's a sjw cuck
No.1146072
>>1146070
What if the reason to be a SJW cuck is to become protected class despite being a fucking white male?
No.1146079
>>1146060
He's half maori I think, but dudes like 6' 4". It's either movie magic or Vin is ridiculously swole
No.1146247
>>1144875
Is this his father?
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No.1146350
>>1145947
DAILY REMINDER THAT WAR HAS CHANGED
No.1146363
>>1146350
War may have changed, but /cow/…/cow/ never changes.
No.1146437
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>>1145012
>professional school shooter
Wew lads, another KMFDM fan?
No.1146487
>Emma Watson
>Relevant beyond HARVesting jokes and an autistic hapa commie screeching in impotent rage
heh
No.1146536
>>1144782
the one from the chink? link it again, I missed it
No.1146624
>8500 replies
>it's those guys who are obsessed with taht guy who is obsessed with Emma Watson
Aren't you tired of this shit already? Whatever the topic is, it turns into "Zach you faggot".
>inb4 I am Zach
No.1147159
>>1146536
this one, can't embed because it was posted in >>1142125
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=wTPpdEL1cZA
>>1146624
>sages while trying to shut it down
Nice try Zach
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No.1147728
>>1146064
> even if he did kill his wife
What's wrong with that?
No.1150197
>>1146070
>>1147728
These guys know what's up
No.1150806
No.1151561
Reminder that Patton Oswalt is /ourguy/ who just happened to find himself in an unfortunate situation and has to pretend to be a SJW cuck to not end up jailed
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No.1152775
>>1146487
Hey, Zachary Keith Hasbrouck is not a commie, he voted for McCain!
No.1152806
I'm suprised no one has made some R34 of Emma Watson and photoshopped it with Weinstein HARVESTING her. That would sure rile Zach up.
No.1152808
>>1152806
Hey Zach, thirsty for some Emma cuck porn?
No.1152809
you forgot reddit and /v/eddit, not that there is much difference
No.1152811
>>1152806
Not exactly what you're looking for, but pretty close.
No.1152813
>>1152808
unconfirmed if this is him
No.1152817
>>1152813
wtf is that site even
he was posting some deepfakes as zorro24, screenshots have shown
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No.1152821
>>1152806
Well, looks like you where right.
>>1152820