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ee5cfa No.14484840

>play conflict vietnam some months back on the ps2

>fun game, but quit after it penalized me for killing civilians for no reason

>don't bother putting the game back in its case when I take it out of the ps2 to play a different game months later

fast forward to today

>decide to take my loose CDs and put them back in their correct boxes

>while looking for my guitar hero 2 box, I find the conflict vietnam box hiding between the top of my TV and underneath a book

>grab the loose CD and open the box



I'm still in shock and keep scratching myself and imagining that there are still ants on me even though they're not. My life has become absolute crap in the past couple of days. I apologize that one of the pictures is blurry, it was taken right after I dropped the box and I was really freaked out.

58b857 No.14484844

File: a6025de93eda38d⋯.jpg (184.82 KB, 652x958, 326:479, jazz nightmare.jpg)

73de94 No.14484847

Are you the same guy who had spiders in his WiiU?

103eb5 No.14484852

OP is a dirty filthy underage NEET and this is a shit thread.


908628 No.14484855


nice try but this is how you do it

aa8946 No.14484857


Post that image, if you're so great

a74455 No.14484861

File: d684935158265fe⋯.png (262.52 KB, 992x756, 248:189, tears.png)

4928ea No.14484862


Are they alive? They don't look alive in that last picture.

edf494 No.14484869


34c8b8 No.14484874

That sucks, this is why you keep a spider 🕷 bro or two around.

d4ecb9 No.14484877

I guess you are really ANTsy right about now

d09273 No.14484883

It's just the authentic Vietnam experience, OP.

ee5cfa No.14484884


On the second picture, you will see yellowish things that the ants were carrying. I think they were eggs or something. It made me think the box was filled with both ants and maggots.

On the third picture is the aftermath of my mommy coming into my room and killing the ants with her sandals and then pouring powder that kills cockroaches. (my dad insisted on not calling any exterminator, stating that my mom would kill them all)

I don't want to return to my room until an exterminator comes and handles this. I went back to my room to see if all ants were killed, but that was not the case. My mom missed some which I then killed using games I don't care about such as rockband

1626d7 No.14484892

File: 106e4597e913169⋯.gif (3.29 MB, 570x354, 95:59, 7856d15260a98c2a2d1407a6ae….gif)


Where the fuck do you live OP

ee5cfa No.14484894


That's not the case, shit for brains. My room is kept clean, but somehow ants got into that fucking box and decided to start a damn colony. Underage kids don't even play ps2

ee5cfa No.14484900


second and third image that I took from my phone, not including the cover art for the game

ee5cfa No.14484901



d4ecb9 No.14484905


No the case was filled with ants. Sorry I hope people will stop trying to ANTagonize you.

375222 No.14484910

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>One American with crippling anxiety tries to take over somebody else's home, loses his shit when outnumbered 100 to 1 by a bunch of insect like beings connected by a vicious and angry hivemind

Looks like you were playing the Vietnam game IRL, OP.

16307f No.14484917

File: 6e4f691f7d2dcca⋯.png (192.4 KB, 947x623, 947:623, ClipboardImage.png)

>just a game case

908628 No.14484918


>my mommy coming into my room and killing the ants with her sandals

good lord anon are you that much of a pussy?

4050fb No.14484920

>he doesn't know PS2 cases aren't airtight when closed

The crack in the case is big enough for an ant queen. By the way, OP, there's an ant on the back of your neck.

abf0f2 No.14484923

File: 4d638cd20ef54d2⋯.png (229.54 KB, 466x496, 233:248, 4d638cd20ef54d243988d840ac….png)

d4ecb9 No.14484931


I guess you can say that they got ROCKED with that game

a749a0 No.14484936

File: d9aa654a306f2b8⋯.png (160.89 KB, 506x536, 253:268, sweating.png)


BRB checking my ps2 cases

9c96fe No.14484940

File: 2a2d0356bda7807⋯.jpg (136.47 KB, 500x372, 125:93, IMG_20180128_015247.jpg)


I mean, opening an old ps2 game and have that shit explode in your room can give you a good spook but

>I ran out of the room to call dad

>"Mommy" had to came in to kill the ants

Gurl, you're either underage or a massive pussy wtf

Saging because shit thread

e2757b No.14484942

File: 962cddeb91f51fc⋯.jpg (8.82 KB, 342x342, 1:1, screaming.jpg)

ee5cfa No.14484947

File: dd27db15a0c1307⋯.jpg (2.31 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20180314_110850.jpg)

I went back there, and there are still a bunch of them alive rummaging through the dead bodies of the other ants. My god my body is itching all over even though I know there aren't any ants on me. This is psychological torture and Sony needs to pay

58ef24 No.14484948

Use poison treats. The ants will pick up the poison and bring it to their home, thus killing the colony.

e2757b No.14484955


The only solution is to burn your house mate

d4ecb9 No.14484959


Just remember that when you are sleeping they will slowly crawl around all over your defenseless body, diving deep into every oriface and then after finding a suitable spot lay eggs. They could lay eggs in your ears and then use the soft chucks that they rip out to feed their queen which will give birth to more that will devour your head from the inside out. The only thing you will be able to do is scream as you are eaten alive.

139cf7 No.14484962

Ants hate fire. Use that to your advantage.

24e673 No.14484968

File: 17cf4e06c671cec⋯.jpeg (16.87 KB, 100x139, 100:139, ant bully.jpeg)

>when you get bullied by ants

375222 No.14484969

File: 59eff6a4ccfb38d⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1000x1412, 250:353, 59eff6a4ccfb38d42418931ecf….png)

The ants are guided by the Queen Mother, so if you get to her, ants will leave you alone. Seduce her, marry her and become the King Father of the ants. Plus, they can play video games with you.

6c3ef9 No.14484973


underrated post

380850 No.14484974

File: f40847894fec622⋯.png (64.05 KB, 298x268, 149:134, heavybreathing.png)

What if ants get in your ear while you sleep, OP? Will you call daddy to save you then?

ee5cfa No.14484976


I'm going to be sleeping on the couch from now on until we get an exterminator.

24e673 No.14484977


As always, /monster/ wants to fuck the ants.

73de94 No.14484978

5762a6 No.14484979


for real tho. who over the age of 7 calls their mom "mommy" in the first place.

380850 No.14484980


I concur, quick OP, fire a greasy load onto the colony. Breed yourself some super ant-men.

24e673 No.14484982

File: b6ffdf7e4637012⋯.jpeg (65.17 KB, 1000x887, 1000:887, a vacuum cleaner.jpeg)

Op, do you have one of those? Maybe before they run to corners of your room you should vacuum them up?

1626d7 No.14484984


>Worst state in the US

that explains that then

ee5cfa No.14484986


We sold our vacuum cleaner

d4ecb9 No.14484987


Ah well the couch is even lower to the ground than say a bed. They can easily climb up and start a colony right under you while you snooze. Then when the time is right they will crawl out from every crevice and start to raid your holes with their strong mandibles, driving their points deep into your soft flesh causing you to squirm and scream with pain. After so many bites your body will shut down due to anaphylactic shock. You will be one of those 30 a year death by ants and you wont know until its too late.

d4ecb9 No.14484990

File: b09339d14bbba9d⋯.png (124.42 KB, 561x294, 187:98, 1db9d2016c1a41744428a59bc7….png)



ee5cfa No.14484995


the couch is on the first floor whereas my room is on the second


how would a vacuum cleaner prevent a colony of ants from growing inside your ps2 games?

24e673 No.14485000

File: 788db75be066d2e⋯.webm (11.68 MB, 640x360, 16:9, removing ants.webm)



Nah, its easy to remove them if you report it on time to doctor.

8d3f65 No.14485004

Op, you are not safe. If the crack of that case was facing towards you the past few months then they are already well aware of your routine. Studying your every movement, waiting for the right time to strike. They probably already set up base somewhere in your living room.

d4ecb9 No.14485005


Ants go where there is food. You clean up your messes. No crumbs, no attraction for ants and other rodents. You keep your house clean you have almost zero infestation of anything. Rarely will animals or bugs infest a house that has no ability to allow it to sustain itself. Insects go where the food is.

0d9d63 No.14485006


By vacuuming your dirty shit.

380850 No.14485010


By properly denying their food source thats in your carpets. You're a gay NEET so I bet you never eat your food in the dining room, instead bringing it up to your room where crums and shit can get all over your carpet and you have no means to clean it. You must be Cuban or someother subhuman nigger that infests Florida.

07a18a No.14485011

Ants love small enclosed spaces.

Bonus points for electronics.

Once I noticed ants suddenly appearing and discovered they've been living behind a netbook screen.

It's not even that hard to deal with it.. if they're not disturbed, bring the 'infected' item to some open space, open it and spray the bad parts of it with bug spray.

Afterwards, clean the item with cloth and water then let it dry.

Never had it infected again afterwards.

6c3ef9 No.14485016

File: f0560f27e4cf8b6⋯.png (5.55 MB, 3464x2848, 433:356, ClipboardImage.png)

ee5cfa No.14485020

By the way, I'm willing to give away all of my PS2 games except guitar hero since I know there are no ants inside that case. All I ask for in return is 007 agent under fire for the ps2



>Ants go where there is food

There was no food inside that game, I assure you.

ee5cfa No.14485024


>You must be Cuban or someother subhuman nigger that infests Florida.




4d3e77 No.14485025

>it an't me starts playing

025994 No.14485026

File: d46235231151870⋯.gif (488.87 KB, 460x345, 4:3, 0c0bdbca8dd779083de0f55a9d….gif)


Out of pity, I feel I should tell you that the scent of dead ants only attracts more ants. you should buy ant traps as soon as possible, and put them around where you first discovered the ants. Don't buy the ant traps from the dollar store.

6c3ef9 No.14485027


Does your carpet have food crumbs in it? Then there is food in your room. The box is a convent hiding spot they can live in to take advantage of the food.


He can't be black, because he has a father remember.

24e673 No.14485029

File: 002278cbeba9520⋯.jpeg (223.69 KB, 1300x1006, 650:503, ants capture terrorist.jpeg)

File: 15a506a9d0d2bf5⋯.jpeg (27.42 KB, 450x445, 90:89, ant soldier.jpeg)

File: 61f63b286c0bd9a⋯.png (171.54 KB, 604x720, 151:180, ant soldier vector.png)

File: fbc13900ee1c933⋯.png (47.34 KB, 250x241, 250:241, army ant.png)

File: ee2998b96a5a0ba⋯.jpeg (43.18 KB, 800x800, 1:1, soldier ant.jpeg)


Home Defense Force: Vietnam

d4ecb9 No.14485030


Your room is food. Imagine your room is the kitchen and the case is their apartment. You seriously need more life skills if you are to survive. If you cant handle ants then I dont know how you are going to handle rapefugees in a few years.

07a18a No.14485033


Ants don't go live where the food is.

They just need small enclosed areas to breed and house.

The food availability is the general area where they decide to live.

d4ecb9 No.14485038

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4050fb No.14485039


his mommy will handle the rapefugees ;)

103eb5 No.14485041




So you're a filthy, disgusting, dysfunctional adult NEET, even better.

Dubs 2: The dubbening

98a0b4 No.14485042

Literal exterminator here. Advion Ant gel is your best friend for ants. It comes in little tubes and easy to apply. They bring it back to the nest (assuming the nest is not just in your boxes) and they feed it to the rest. You only need like a tenth of a tube to get this many done.

d4ecb9 No.14485046


Well hopefully this gets those ants to stop bugging him.

6c3ef9 No.14485049

File: 707d9e38970095b⋯.png (31.23 KB, 480x220, 24:11, ClipboardImage.png)


Dude, just calm down.


You are just a bad you fucking reddit scumbag. Both of you should leave.

6c3ef9 No.14485052

File: 6235ecdbb592fcb⋯.gif (1.4 MB, 480x220, 24:11, nonononono.gif)


Ment to post this gif.

e2757b No.14485054


> ant traps

Your plan is to make them gay? Is that so they don't reproduce?

ee5cfa No.14485059

File: 6b7b91b5d1f7632⋯.png (278.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot from 2018-03-14….png)


>Advion Ant gel


8d3f65 No.14485061


OP fucked

103eb5 No.14485063


OP try taking a shower once in your life and maybe you'll stop being such a gigantic faggot.

380850 No.14485068

d4ecb9 No.14485073


>Advion Ant gel

I easily googled that shit. How are you fucking that up?


Look, here is the link. I fucking did it for you. Now you can stick those dead ants into your pisshole.

d4ecb9 No.14485076



It says "Keep out of reach of children"

125f24 No.14485079


There are quite enough Chinese in the world.

ee5cfa No.14485086


I don't get how this ant queen stuff works. So if you kill the queen, the rest of the colony kills itself? Hopefully my mom killed that bitch.




1626d7 No.14485092

Only solution is to nuke florida

98a0b4 No.14485093


This stuff actually kills the next generation. They feed it to the younglings and without a whole generation to work the entire colony is crippled.

d4ecb9 No.14485094


Ok that sealed the deal, you have to be fucking with us.

4d3e77 No.14485097


It's like putting birth control in their water supply.

85bbc6 No.14485100


something something /monster/ posters have micro penises.

103eb5 No.14485101


Tell your mom to kill you because you're a waste of space and then your dad so that his deformed limp sperm doesn't father another sack of shit like you and finally herself to finally release herself from the pain of having birthed a walking advertisement for abortion

f7b9ca No.14485103

File: 56114623746627c⋯.webm (4.91 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Australia Giant Spider Ca….webm)

24e673 No.14485108


Why need cats when you can have a spider?

e2757b No.14485112


That's Aussie doesn't give a fuck and it's great

85bbc6 No.14485114

File: a92f2c15935da8b⋯.jpg (234.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, PUNisher.jpg)

73de94 No.14485117

File: 25b2e1bed621b1e⋯.gif (728.32 KB, 320x240, 4:3, this was spammed everywher….gif)

d4fdbc No.14485121

I'd just like to say that I missed this sort of thread, I love you all.

ee5cfa No.14485123


nice. I'm going to try finding it at a store so that I don't have to wait 2 days for shipping.

76396f No.14485124

File: 3bfdd0634925bd9⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 8.29 MB, 853x480, 853:480, DOOT.webm)

Can we burn this thread down before it gets any worse?

b7fed2 No.14485127

File: d4e06cb5e3eeff2⋯.gif (2.74 MB, 500x333, 500:333, aaaaa.....gif)


>that giant sting on the back

I feel that big sting impaling my abdominal muscle

103eb5 No.14485130


We'll burn this thread once OP burns himself

01ecc8 No.14485132


That's not so bad to be honest, they're bros. Just let them run away and they'll never come back.

73de94 No.14485136


Which is why you always report redditors who come in and whine when a thread isn't a general about some flavor of the month mobileshit/online shooter.

85bbc6 No.14485138

File: 2b6cf4643bfee77⋯.jpg (19.41 KB, 400x400, 1:1, smug carlos.jpg)


what's wrong with ANTagonizing Op?

c90d3e No.14485139

File: 8fe4c4651b7a07d⋯.webm (529.38 KB, 510x356, 255:178, jackpot.webm)


>tfw listening to Carol of the Bells for whatever reason

>see this image again

>remember that thread actually happened on Christmas

e2757b No.14485140



That's a tail. The thing is carrying a mouse.

032a13 No.14485142


Pretty impaling to watch.

07f898 No.14485144

File: 85c8d89b6aeadfa⋯.png (8.65 KB, 512x300, 128:75, ant.png)


Serves you right, Fucker.

d4ecb9 No.14485146


I already did that joke you double bugger.

24e673 No.14485152

File: ecb96b8f111010b⋯.png (67.08 KB, 822x971, 822:971, hipster_pikachu_by_antstar….png)


This is Fullderp and op's new champ. Suggest pokemons to kill the ants.

c90d3e No.14485154


Specs Weedle

8b6e72 No.14485157

File: 78f3074f4f25953⋯.gif (324.68 KB, 367x245, 367:245, 1349935602588.gif)


Huntsman seem pretty dope,i'd own one as a pet

75222a No.14485162

File: ccf5b30f34a1c54⋯.jpg (89.72 KB, 762x668, 381:334, 1382012749221.jpg)


The ants crawled up your asshole and they're gnawing and tearing at your insides even at this very moment.

17b688 No.14485163

File: a426c6ad7d016d3⋯.webm (2.64 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, NANI.webm)

01ecc8 No.14485168


Unironically Rhyperior

d486e9 No.14485169



87d925 No.14485170

>call dad at work

Imagine his shame as he has to explain his colleagues what a man child his son is that he can't even grab a fucking can of raid and a vaccuum cleaner so he has to bother his father at work. Imagine the mix of disgust and pity on their faces.

I bet your Dad would rather have the horde of ants to be honest.

f96ef0 No.14485175

>it ant me starts playing

b1cb89 No.14485176

File: a634ab2ac68283e⋯.gif (68.14 KB, 364x361, 364:361, vomit disgusting sickening….gif)


>criminally under-checked trips

Its unfeasible for those ants to survive inside her without eating the inside of her head

000000 No.14485177

shit happnes

b7fed2 No.14485181

File: 26e9fd0959f4a9a⋯.png (646.71 KB, 649x491, 649:491, colorful AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)

>this thread


e33faa No.14485184

Anybody ITT played SimAnt before?

24e673 No.14485185



I should had mentioned she's from india.

032a13 No.14485188


Its always chinese, indians, and other subhumans in general that get bugs in their fucking ears.

8ec5cf No.14485193

File: a53a86ef9a2922a⋯.jpg (12.49 KB, 293x172, 293:172, 9558554.jpg)


Why would they go in there in the first place?It's obvious there's nothing of any interest to be found in there anyways

b1cb89 No.14485196

File: cad63d72e67044a⋯.png (332.82 KB, 1264x1364, 316:341, Doctor Seuss Poo in Loo in….png)




http://www (dot)

please use archive.is/news/article-3678619/Joy-Indian-girl-THOUSAND-ants-removed-ears-ten-emerging-day-bugs-FINALLY-gone.html

Yeah its probably fake, the parents likely siphoned ants in her ear to get media attention

Its from Poo in Loo land where all the doctors are corrupt

Just so you know, "here was no damage inside her ear", a direct quote from the doctor in charge

24e673 No.14485200

File: dfcbf8de0ba0319⋯.jpeg (581.11 KB, 1535x1788, 1535:1788, ear guards.jpeg)



I wonder if op actually buys those if i suggest.

ee5cfa No.14485203

Anyone know any stores that sell this advion ant gel so I don't have to wait for amazon shipping? Walmart didn't have any, and neither did Lowe's or home depot

4ea509 No.14485206


>OP is afraid of ants

The fuck, OP? I'm fucking terrified of most insects (especially spiders), but even I'm not such a pussy as to fear some ants. Just squish them, you fool. They can't harm you – even if they were the kind that bites, it's just a tiny sting, more annoying than painful. Just use your finger and crush the fuckers, or use a sandal or whatever.

The real problem with ants is that they're a total bitch to get out of your home once they manage to get in, but I'm sure they sell some shit for that at the store

b1cb89 No.14485207

File: 859cf0872089787⋯.jpg (157.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Cute scared rumia tremblin….jpg)


>these actually exist

I used to sleep with my ears covered when i was a kid because i was scared of bugs crawling into them

If my parents bought me some of these i would've had a happier childhood

ca229b No.14485208

>fun game, but quit after it penalized me for killing civilians for no reason

American education at it's finest.


ee5cfa No.14485219


I've been feeling like I have something stuck in my right ear for some time which makes me sleep on my right side, but it's probably just a piece of those rubber things found underneath turf

75222a No.14485220

File: 7230d24615736e0⋯.jpg (132.97 KB, 497x640, 497:640, 1384846955236.jpg)



I hope you know you're gonna get cancer and die anon. That shit is toxic and carcinogenic.

d486e9 No.14485224


You can always make your own. It's actually pretty easy if you have all of the necessary ingredients in the house.

ee5cfa No.14485245


my room smells funny now

0784d7 No.14485259

File: 6b32b2a6bc26031⋯.mp4 (209.51 KB, 320x668, 80:167, BD1_031.mp4)


>My mommy coming into my room and killing the ants with her sandals

380850 No.14485262


Mommy knows this will kill you. She planted those ants there and is now using those deadly toxins to rid herself of you for good. She can then pass this all off as a big freak accident. Dad's probably in on it too, think about it, he told you straight up that mommy would take care of the problem.

e2757b No.14485263


That comes from a futa VN.

You have the worst taste.

ca229b No.14485270


>being able to identify futa VNs

You're just as bad.

125f24 No.14485273


Underrated post.

b1cb89 No.14485281

File: 11c65ed3208ea63⋯.jpg (100.57 KB, 840x799, 840:799, meat-ant-attack-can-toad.jpg)


Are you retarded anon?

If you have an ant problem you:

1. Buy one of those automatic advanced multi insect control system things that cost around 20 dolleridoos

2. buy ant sand and poor it around your house

3. spray surface spray at every entry way into your home

4. coat your legs in tea tree oil or any alternative yes tea tree oil is a carcinogen and yes no one cares

5. if you can locate the ant nest and its far away from the actual house, just petrol bomb it a few times, that generally clears it up

t. ausfag who has had to deal with shitty ants ranging from piss ants, fire ant and bull ants

Also if you're dealing with fire ants or bull ants just call an exterminator. Fire Ants can cause more damage and poisons are ineffective due to there absurd numbers, and bull ants can fucking jump and sting at least 50 times worse than a bee

They can also track you across the room as they have eyes that are pretty damn functional while most other ants are blind and shit

Don't do what this faggot, >>1448502 says

Ant traps can take weeks to kill ants, not to mention ants have already started adapting to not even taking the bait. Ant rid is also similarly useless

You can place them if you want, but they will have no immediate effect


I'm pretty sure the powder the Mother used isnt a carcinogen, I've seen it before but I've never used it as its toxic as all kinds of fuck

>pic related

its the fucking ants i have to deal with on a regular basis

They're the only ones to survive a petrol bombing so far, not to mention the cunts have multiple queens and nests making a super colony

351df2 No.14485282

Here's what probably happened.

>OP is a disgusting neet with poor hygiene

>hardly ever scoops out breadcrumbs, dust and food traces from room

>grabs jewel cases with hands encrusted with doritos and sugar snacks

>ants follow the trail of food traces from the ground, to the box

Remember that ants are not parasites. They're not damaging you in any way and live off independently, as a whole, like none of us ever could.

94e6b8 No.14485284

File: 07c1b280d932d50⋯.png (312.51 KB, 499x495, 499:495, 1414137250795.png)

Wouldn't Diatomaceous Earth be a better buy? Then you could kill the ants and any spiders that invaded your intestines crawling through the openings in your mouth and ears while you were sleeping.

232248 No.14485292

It's called clean your room you fucking fat lazy NEET

b1cb89 No.14485293

File: c6080ca0f0e6a96⋯.jpg (87.97 KB, 606x340, 303:170, disgusting saber.jpg)


>food traces from room

what kind of disgusting degenerate eats in their room in the first place?

Thats what the dining room is for faggots

9069bd No.14485294


His education is fine, there were civilians getting killed all the time in Nam. His only mistake was shooting them instead of calling air support down on the village because there were reports of VC activity.

4d3e77 No.14485295

Ant pheromones are very simple molecules and probably easy to obtain. Not that I think it's an effective method.

ca229b No.14485297


>bull ants can fucking jump

Never seen them jump. You're thinking of jumping jack ants. Those are cunts.


>killing spiders

For what purpose? The only spiders that will choose to live in your house are beneficial ones that remove flies and whatnot.

Use insect spray for stray deadly spiders like funnel webs, but I don't think Americans get many dangerous spiders anyways.


My mistake :^)

2d4ac5 No.14485299


It's called a dining room, not a snack room, breakfast room, or lunch room, niglet

380850 No.14485300


Actually the French had a worse track-record for civilian casualties than the Americans ever did.

85bbc6 No.14485304

This thread cAN'T go on.


calm down Jordon Peterson


You use a tray. Although dis nigga (OP) prolly uses his gaming cases as impromptu trays

290255 No.14485306

File: 34ea23b23a32cb0⋯.gif (1012.3 KB, 400x321, 400:321, 011.gif)


>tfw I have a plate of pizza rolls and sweet tea on my computer desk in front of me right now

I used to have sugar ants but we poisoned them all to death, idk what with though

232248 No.14485311


Literally who?

380850 No.14485313


>jumping jack ants

>Workers are Gamergates


wait wat. Is #GG invading OPs bedroom now?

85bbc6 No.14485317

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

ca229b No.14485318


The ever-so-tolerant left warned basement dwelling NEETs like OP this if he didn't respect women.

The mysoginerd within him attracted the ants.

ee5cfa No.14485320

My mom went to my room and checked all other games for ants. I just heard a bunch of ps2 games being opened and then a shriek when she found more ants in Star Wars Battlefront II. My dad ordered the ant gel the exterminator in this thread suggested. It arrives tomorrow.

b64505 No.14485321

File: e4442a06e65ee0c⋯.jpeg (100.25 KB, 1008x567, 16:9, fat faggot.jpeg)


I eat at my room to not communicate with my parents.

ca229b No.14485327


How do I get a URL for hooktube videos? You used to be able to, but I can't seem to find a button for it now.

49e8d1 No.14485328

File: 820324dcf4b42c1⋯.gif (378.47 KB, 444x408, 37:34, 820324dcf4b42c1baabbc59aaa….gif)


still gives me the heeby-jeebies

96c029 No.14485329

Ants are harmless dude.

232248 No.14485331


Not watching some stupid video. You can't tell me who in one or two sentences?

85bbc6 No.14485342

File: e2adf2fff7877f7⋯.jpg (16.01 KB, 720x405, 16:9, don't even matter.jpg)


I've done all the spoonfeeding I'm going to do. Just google it you lazy nigger.

351df2 No.14485343

File: fbae79d3e9aaa51⋯.jpg (103.9 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


>The only spiders that will choose to live in your house are beneficial ones

Imagine being this retarded and die after being bitten by an insignificant spider

23b995 No.14485344

File: d547facda69d39c⋯.jpg (35.5 KB, 400x392, 50:49, cease these jests.jpg)

Don't be a pussy OP, they're just ants, they can't do anything to you.

602a78 No.14485345

File: 305d6a34e9520b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 248.56 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, 259216-global-defence-forc….jpg)


OP I have just the right game for you.

09b350 No.14485347

File: 7c91cb88d2867bc⋯.jpg (13.65 KB, 200x238, 100:119, 1440000671560.jpg)

File: 62d75671f7cbb6c⋯.jpg (23.56 KB, 500x321, 500:321, use-disgust.jpg)


>Go into this thread expecting Conflict games

>It's /v/ getting invaded by insects again

>tfw Ausbro has already seen shit and OP is probably a NEET faggot

I'm so glad i fucking live at a dormitory on top of the 4th floor, this way i won't have to deal with ants nor mosquitos since they can't go up this far.


Jesus fucking christ, all the memeing about Australia being a mini-death world is right


This though, if you can't keep your room clean from the crummies tbat you left then you deserve to be ridden with cockroaches. Dining on the dining room is the best way to eat. I've learned this lesson the hard way, and its probably one of my first lessons that i took to heart and know the reason why my parents nag me all the time


Yeah, try saying that to Ausbro

8b6e72 No.14485348


Nobody has died from a spider bite in years unless they were seriously sick beforehand,stop fear mongering.

351df2 No.14485349


>not rewatching all jordan peterson videos every day

Kike detected

01ecc8 No.14485351

File: 48b721ac13e00db⋯.png (1.65 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1438715525004.png)


I live alone and the TV and stuff is in my room. The dining room is for keeping clean whenever I get visits.

96c029 No.14485352


You dont have to die from the bite. The shit rots you.

b1cb89 No.14485353


>Never seen them jump. You're thinking of jumping jack ants. Those are cunts.

Bull ants are jumping jacks, or rather jack ants and bull ants ar part of the same genus and everyone keeps mixing them up when they look fairly similar. However you can tell jumping jacks apart from bull ants as bull ants are like an inch long whilst jumping jacks are much smaller.

I'm pretty sure I've seen inch long bull ants jump before

You might be mixing non-Australian bull ants with the Australian Bull Ant (otherwise known as the Australian Bulldog Ant)

Still Jumping jacks are better at jumping than the other ones because they're smaller , but I'm pretty sure they all can do it to some degree


>Ants are harmless dude.

What you forgot faggot, is that bull ants kill more people in Australia than sharks, spiders or snakes

4d3e77 No.14485356


clean your le room xD

ca229b No.14485359


Brown recluse spiders don't bother humans in their homes. They are introduced or you agitate them. If you attack random colonies of bugs and don't take care of what enters your home, you deserve it.

8b6e72 No.14485363


Very few bites actually cause necrosis though.

96c029 No.14485364


I assume OP isn't Austrailian.

It'd be a different story if he were, I can acknowledge that.

23b995 No.14485367

File: d0e052769a88fd4⋯.jpg (317.99 KB, 704x672, 22:21, spider.jpg)


This is no place for spiders

8b6e72 No.14485371

File: 66ec71dbc5aa72a⋯.jpg (136.89 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Nhanduchromatus.JPG)


Fuck you faggot,spiders are nice and don't even want to hurt you

351df2 No.14485372


>it wasn't the spider's bite that killed them

>it was actually the bacteria in the venom

>no actually they would have survived if they were strong enough

>no actually it was their fault for letting themselves being bitten

This is why you kill both spiders and communists. Both are pests

96c029 No.14485373



jesus christ


They're not all nice at all. Tarantulas are barely even spiders, they're more like eight legged cats.

232248 No.14485375


I know who he is I was just seeing how long I could drag you along. Apparently not that long since you seem about as lazy as the nigger that you claim I am.


No it's called be a normal functioning human being. What a fucking lose who lets an e-celebritie dictate each and every one of your thoughts until your brain is weak and you are incapable of any for or critical thinking or reasoning. Fucking kill yourself you waste of human life.

8b6e72 No.14485376


Tarantulas may not be true spiders but they're still spiders,albeit fuzzy cuddly ones.

351df2 No.14485377


>it's your fault if spiders in your house bite you

This is what toxoplasma does to the human brain, folks

73de94 No.14485380


I want to fuck Marie and make beautiful half human offspring with her.

ee5cfa No.14485381

I don't give a fuck if ants are harmless or not, I want them all dead

2a1f9a No.14485382

File: 034a309ded9e1ba⋯.webm (331.66 KB, 480x360, 4:3, rus_laugh_webm.webm)

9dc717 No.14485384

File: b02a8c7f57356f7⋯.jpg (17.65 KB, 449x425, 449:425, IMG_0362.JPG)

8b6e72 No.14485386


Except again,the amount of people who have died in the last few years from a bite or the effects of a bite is so insigificant its not worth mentioning.

85bbc6 No.14485390

File: 9dd2d06006f269c⋯.png (366.45 KB, 945x873, 105:97, spider bullying.png)


what about being gently bullied by a spider waifu?


>I was only pretending to be retarded

e2757b No.14485393


Can I get an actual spider waifu and not this girl on a spider's body?

8b6e72 No.14485395

File: 3f59897f4391bd1⋯.png (39.98 KB, 583x265, 11:5, 1327319015053.png)


>femdom that's literally just the girl insulting the guy

this is the worst thing in the world and i will never understand the appeal.

b1cb89 No.14485398

File: af6b38caaab0009⋯.jpg (281.5 KB, 705x601, 705:601, spiders.jpg)

File: ebfaee1da160653⋯.jpg (72.17 KB, 469x960, 469:960, Spider giving birth in bow….jpg)


>Fuck you faggot,spiders are nice and don't even want to hurt you

have you ever seen a sydnet funnel web?

Or maybe a wolf spider?

Or maybe one of the hundreds of other fucking vicious spiders we have down here?


>This is why you kill both spiders and communists. Both are pests

some spiders are good while other spiders are bad

Spider Communists on the other hand should be killed with fire on site


Thats because theres his thing called anti-venom

Not to mention the anon has a point, if its the bacteria that kills you 5 months later who'[s to say its not the spiders fault?

8b6e72 No.14485401


They're only vicious if you provoke them,no spiders are naturally aggressive towards human for no reason.

f7b9ca No.14485404

File: 9e0ff7f9a919b2d⋯.mp4 (951.63 KB, 400x300, 4:3, Average Australian House.mp4)


My first home as a kid had a garage area underneath but it wasn't concrete it was just dirt. There were so many funnel web holes, you could stamp near the hole and they'd come rushing out ready to go you.

4d3e77 No.14485406

File: 54639a86fae40fb⋯.jpg (223.43 KB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, 1471842889054.jpg)

b64505 No.14485412

File: 833ffe8d68501a9⋯.gif (1 MB, 498x318, 83:53, sleepy eyed.gif)

>wake up after sleeping for a day

>still feel sleepy

>think i can get off by browsing /v/ a little

>read this thread

>forget to play video games

>now i feel sleepy again

Dammit /v/. Can let me play video games?

8ec5cf No.14485413

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



b1cb89 No.14485416

File: 4ef4fa15a89a0ea⋯.jpg (101.93 KB, 628x709, 628:709, depressed sad guilty ika s….jpg)


I'm sorry for my poor grammar

Its 4 in the morning


>no spiders are naturally aggressive towards human for no reason.except they are

Sydney Funnel Webs will attack you merely for the fact you exist

Not to mention the amount of people I've known who have been bitten by spiders in their sleep, those cunts are beyond the pale when it comes to aggression

ee5cfa No.14485417

Guys I can't stop scratching my ass and pubes. The thought of ants crawling on me is making me all itchy and going insane

ca229b No.14485419


I'm down in Vic, and by your adventures with insects, you sound like you're from NT or QLD. Maybe we get different species, but our bullants don't jump. I've got heaps of nests around my property and never had them do anything beyond climb up any fucking surface you can think of.

Don't see too many jumping jacks, now that I think about it.


>>it's your fault

Pretty much.

Just last week a large white tail fell on my head from a tree while I was out in the bush, and I stayed calm and flicked it off.

If you freak out and scream and flail about, they get agitated and attack.

If you stay calm and quiet then remove it in one motion, nothing will happen.

Spiders are very small creatures. They don't want to attack 6 foot tall things that smash their feet into the ground. They only attack if you agitate them and they feel it's the only possible route.

Same goes for just about every creature smaller than us.


>unmaintained section of home is overrun by nature

Should have got some form of fire weapon.

I had this tool called a flame gun. It's like a drip torch in shape and fuel (bug mix, 75% diesel and 25% petrol) that used pressurised air to shoot it forwards.

Absolutely great for killing things I didn't like and removing weeds.

f7b9ca No.14485421



that isnt ants.

8b6e72 No.14485422


I think you're just a spider bully who won't admit it.

85bbc6 No.14485427

File: e207b888184948a⋯.jpg (41.47 KB, 500x499, 500:499, spider puss puss.jpg)


what kind of add mixture do you want my dude?


I thought it was funny. I'm sure there are some that are genuinely excited by such stimulation but I'd only go for being tied up and abused.


>coming to /v/ expecting to discuss videogames

That's where you fucked up right there.

5f7a69 No.14485429



Honestly Australia should just be nuked. Lovecraftian nightmares like that aren´t supposed to exist.

b64505 No.14485432

File: 73950253a060000⋯.jpeg (490.79 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, rage.jpeg)


>coming to /v/ expecting to discuss videogames

>That's where you fucked up right there.


8b6e72 No.14485433


When the end times come i'll be the one alive because i wanted to shag the monstrosities instead of being scared by them.

ca229b No.14485435


Yeah but it's pretty fun to go through all the fun in the country and exchange stories.

5f7a69 No.14485444


You don´t shag monstrosities. The monstrosities shag you.

b1cb89 No.14485445

File: b609f997579fc3f⋯.jpg (102.13 KB, 840x606, 140:101, Hunstman-Spiders.jpg)


Where in VIC do you live?

Because I've seen inch long bull ants capable of jumping in Benalla

They infested the schools back when i used to go there

Although the ones at the Primary school didn't jump however the ones at the high school did

However the ones at the high school were significantly larger, being around an inch whilst jack ants are supposed to be around half an inch

Also just to check, the bull ants you have on your property, do they have stingers?

You wouldn't believe the amount of times someones pointed a "bull ant" out to me only to find no stinger

8b6e72 No.14485447


That is also equally hot provided they're female.

f7b9ca No.14485453

File: 84fb058666341fb⋯.mp4 (2.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Funnel web spider qld.mp4)


Most of them were killed by my dad because he made the area into a workshop but there were still a few outside that I'd play with form time to time. One of them set up its hole near a tree and it would just eat whatever insect fell out near its hole.

I got a lot of red backs as well that would make their webs on whatever was left too long on the ground.

5f7a69 No.14485457


Well, can´t aruge with that

98a0b4 No.14485470

Exterminator here. Most bugs are harmless, but if people are willing to pay, I'll get rid of whatever. I had this one rich woman a couple years ago who called us literally anytime she saw a cricket, she even locked herself in a room and told me she left the front door open for me. Some people are fuckin wacko.

944cae No.14485475


She have shit for brains?

556167 No.14485480

first of all, you need to be 18 and over to post here

second, are you a sissy afraid ants? fucking newfags

73fe42 No.14485481

File: e28e5ccb784d65f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 402.65 KB, 1271x683, 1271:683, 609ad03fc2246b1c6e03f24df1….png)

File: 533362aeb719901⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 766.36 KB, 1121x1235, 59:65, 6245b9b803d98d5a73248c5902….png)


because believe or not, some parents do not clean their house and their kid's bedroom ends up being the only suitable place to consume food because the dining room table does not have one empty fucking spot on it and usually only one chair is not piled full of shit that you could try sitting that the table.

I've lived with hoarders, it is a hell no matter the severity, and they will try to drag you down to their level by making every excuse why something isn't cleaned or thrown out.


You sure you wanna go down that spiderhole?


bullshit, yellow sac spiders are viscous little cunts, and they have no problem dropping down an inch away from your face on their web while you're jerking off

8b6e72 No.14485491


If a spider gets close enough to you while you're jerking off it's trying to say something,take a hint.

b1cb89 No.14485493


Just so everyone fucking knows, because everyone keeps saying recluse and to be fair, in the city its pretty damn likely

Theres also an infection you can get that causes necrosis as well thats been blamed on recluses


that's called a phobia anon


>and they have no problem dropping down an inch away from your face on their web while you're jerking off

this shit happens to me all the fucking time

Not only do spiders have to fucking attack me out of nowhere, they also aim to bullball me, the fucking cunts

5f7a69 No.14485498

>Most bugs are harmless

Nice try, Spiderking. But we all see through your blatant lies.

39cce3 No.14485500

File: 54d7d4d3672fe20⋯.jpg (104.96 KB, 1275x538, 1275:538, z.jpg)


What is this, a thread for ants?

125f24 No.14485502


>funnel web spider

I heard those fuckers can pierce your big toenail. Is that accurate?

85bbc6 No.14485507

File: b5a009d31a1fc1b⋯.png (106.74 KB, 500x446, 250:223, now-my-armpits-are-going-t….png)


What you do on /v/ is shitpost and tell other people their taste in games are shit even if you like that kind of game and have never played it. Here's a simple guide to help you better navigate the culture here.

>If anyone regards any game from any publisher kindly (even an indie) call them a shill.

>If someone is bashing a game tell them their tastes are shit and that they're retarded. Make sure they put more energy into their replies than you do. Your objective is to get them to waste time replying to obvious bait until they become frustrated and abandon the thread.

>If someone says something that defeats your point accuse them of being from reddit.This works every time.

>If a thread looks like it might actually produce quality discussion start posting furry porn and fetishize whatever is being discussed. If someone accuses you of derailing the thread just use a VPN and and with the other IP accuse them of being from reddit

>If calling others shills, redditors and retarded doesn't work, accuse them of datamining and then start posting furry porn.

With this guide, I think your browsing experience will be greatly improved my friendo :^)

fe2154 No.14485510

>this thread

I'm glad I live in a city and the only pest I need to worry about are mosquitoes during summer.

380850 No.14485513


more of this pls, that thing is adorable.

b1cb89 No.14485517


depends on how big they are

an adult? for sure

Unless you have unusually large toe nails of course

a lot of people forget is that spider fants are almost entirely made of metal meaning they can pierce a lot of things and are more restricted by their actual thickness of what ever they're biting

They also have some pretty strong biting strength, capable of leaving noticeable deep marks in wood

bf586a No.14485522

File: 742dc2dcd4a6907⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 288x430, 144:215, 742dc2dcd4a69070039a120296….gif)


drowzee, duh

556167 No.14485528


>You sure you wanna go down that spiderhole?

don't forget to mention some spiders end up eating the male's head after copulating

e2757b No.14485529


>what kind of add mixture do you want my dude?

I don't want a mixture, I want 100% spiderfu

0d4eec No.14485531

File: 4292e75d4163e58⋯.gif (2.66 MB, 385x354, 385:354, IMG_3763.GIF)


>a lot of people forget is that spider fants are almost entirely made of metal

That does not sound correct.

0787e6 No.14485532


Anon that's a cockroach not a ant.

6c3ef9 No.14485538


>Funnel-web spider venom contains a compound known as atracotoxin, an ion channel inhibitor, which makes the venom highly toxic for humans and other primates. However, it does not affect the nervous system of other mammals

What the fuck, does Austria have primates even? Other then the abbos

0d4eec No.14485547


I think they have baboons.

73fe42 No.14485548


it's saying "quit jerking off, the sound is keeping me up I swear I'll drop right on the fucking tip and bite you stupid monkey"

their bites don't hurt now, they hurt later, and can cause muscle aches and nausea

jumping spiders are chill though, they just want to explore and hunt down little bitch bugs


>pierce your big toenail

They can fucking try, I broke a large pair of nail clippers on my fucking toenail, bent the fucking pin that held it together.

b1cb89 No.14485550



its called googling anon





we don't

Its almost like they evolved it in the past few hundred years entirely just for us


blueball anon

although i have been distracted by bullants before

9069bd No.14485553


Spoiler those witch titties, dubsman.

380850 No.14485558


>jumping spiders are chill though, they just want to explore and hunt down little bitch bugs

Yeah, they're the least annoying because they're so small. I do find them kinda creepy the way they scan a room with their giant eyes, though. I'm also kinda scared they're gonna jump at my face whenever they're around.

8b6e72 No.14485559


No its saying You want some fuk and make some spider babies?

0d4eec No.14485561


That is not "almost entirely of metal" that is trace ions laced in the exoskeleton.

4d3e77 No.14485562


d41a21 No.14485563

File: 2fb42383c535342⋯.webm (1.18 MB, 360x610, 36:61, KAS_100.webm)

File: d53f4ff4f6c8ebd⋯.webm (604 KB, 246x526, 123:263, MIS_601.webm)

File: 1d259e5be0526ee⋯.mp4 (406.8 KB, 480x523, 480:523, Piu_Piu_YOU_081.mp4)

File: 38a4e9c07613526⋯.webm (348.79 KB, 400x480, 5:6, KAT_smug.webm)

File: fadfc37dd5a9a8c⋯.mp4 (2.42 MB, 480x480, 1:1, RIC_compo.mp4)


How would you know?

3cadcd No.14485566


>he has kikestation 2

You deserve it, consolenigger.

556167 No.14485568


are you the Rip Rondo anon?

748614 No.14485573


post webms of the actual scenes

Mark is asleep.

ca229b No.14485578


I grew up in Violet Town, just near Benalla and now live out a bit west of fucking Melton reeeeeeee. Never saw them get to an inch, but maybe 1.5-2cm, with stingers.

0d4eec No.14485584


>violet town

You ever catch a Pokémon?

bf586a No.14485587

File: 5877f8ea95e7c13⋯.jpg (54.15 KB, 442x402, 221:201, 👌.jpg)

by the way put me in the screencap

4d3e77 No.14485588


>I grew up in Violet Town, just near Benalla and now live out a bit west of fucking Melton

I genuinely thought those were cities from some game.

e2757b No.14485590


Just go to /d/ or /cuteboys/ if you want "women" with penises.

4d3e77 No.14485593


Women aren't gays.

78b1fa No.14485597

File: c6c4d5672845365⋯.jpg (658.17 KB, 1500x1408, 375:352, bug waifu.jpg)

8b6e72 No.14485598

File: ee22739349adef1⋯.gif (2.96 MB, 200x150, 4:3, 1328871621021.gif)


>futa and tranny abominations are the same thing

how about no

85bbc6 No.14485600

File: bc0aa97e13cf72a⋯.jpg (66.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, desktop terrarium.jpg)


>not having a dedicated spider habitat built around your PC components

e2757b No.14485604


They're both shit taste.

b1cb89 No.14485605


Havn't been to Viuolet town since before they had those huge fires a few years ago

Its a shame that all the country towns are dying, I think its a result of centralization, where as a few decades ago they tried to decentralize everything away from the cities now they're just pushing everyone into the city so the shitty politicians there can have more votes

e2757b No.14485607


If 100 ants crawl out of a game case, the first thing I'm not going to think is "oh geez I wanna fuck thsse"

8b6e72 No.14485608


You take that back.

49e8d1 No.14485610

File: 9a3ac04f416b1f4⋯.jpg (2.86 MB, 3541x5016, 3541:5016, 36830209f89a27c2d34f2bf99f….jpg)


that's pretty fucking cool, but I must say it'd be pretty annoying if the spider got dirt on the screen(s).

78b1fa No.14485614


That's gay, cause they all are male.

e2757b No.14485617


It's gay that I don't want to fuck them?



d41a21 No.14485620

File: bd72b8867cd4ed1⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.28 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 230.webm)

File: a40f7a5fe6eeaa8⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.78 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 400_2.webm)

File: cb38a6dfc554054⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.63 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Hs_070.webm)

File: 155dd8c64de3fc9⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.11 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Hs_120_2.webm)

File: a7c8947db915daa⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.27 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 420.webm)

8b6e72 No.14485624

File: 87882dd2db777b2⋯.jpg (70.81 KB, 640x427, 640:427, 1346016535827.jpg)


You have disrespected my honor

ca229b No.14485629



Our towns/cities are named after 3 things:

>gimped versions of English places to sound refined

>abo names that you argue over the pronunciation of (tallangatta is either Tah-Lohn-Gat-Ah or Tal-Ang-Atta)

>local explorer/landmark

Violet Town was named after Violet Creek, which was named because there were lots of violets growing near it. Enthralling shit.


Some country towns are getting big. Near me, Gisborne and Bacchus Marsh, usually very wealthy and locked down areas are getting flooded with third-worlders and derelicts looking for cheaper homes to spend more money on drugs. Not as many first home owners and new families slowly trickling in like it used to be.

Honestly, we should be sending all newcomers to go work out in the mines or fruit fields for 2-3 years so they understand a hard days work and want to live in those small country towns.

Another issue is councils, who want to maximise profits in a town and push all these business centres in. I don't see the issue with having the entire population have to commute 20 minutes to a job.

I much prefer the smaller towns; you still have the internet to connect to people and shitpost, but you can also go for a walk down the road and interact with people, as well as isolate yourself from the hustle and bustle.

2836b9 No.14485631


This animation is fucking hideous, it's like something Jasonafex would make.

8b6e72 No.14485640

File: badd010c7719fbf⋯.jpg (171.11 KB, 432x585, 48:65, 1345472901955.jpg)


>Shitting on Jasonafex

0d4eec No.14485645

49e8d1 No.14485650


I like them

be063e No.14485653

File: 778a8b3de203780⋯.jpg (24.69 KB, 548x328, 137:82, NOPE.jpg)

File: 4f16bb34d9f96de⋯.jpg (38.06 KB, 540x359, 540:359, snake-venom-makes-you-blee….jpg)

File: 16ca68e9bd002f1⋯.jpg (716.08 KB, 2480x3508, 620:877, 16ca68e9bd002f14ea42af8b3e….jpg)

File: d51533ef7312ba9⋯.jpg (11.92 KB, 333x250, 333:250, nope-meme-20.jpg)

2a1f9a No.14485654

File: 958ac93153f28ba⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 593.8 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Hs_160_2a.webm)

File: b545078287b198c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.2 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 300_FN.webm)

File: 250cab0cb671a54⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.35 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 310.webm)

File: 110261b65b3b582⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.37 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 377.webm)

File: 0ecf5741646e4ad⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.56 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 320.webm)


If you want more, you just needed to ask. No need for reverse psychology.

8b6e72 No.14485664

File: 640e79be4c5065b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 25.76 KB, 498x1233, 166:411, degeneracylurksamongfriend….png)

0d4eec No.14485670

File: 57dd54cf9a918f5⋯.png (62.97 KB, 407x407, 1:1, IMG_2360.PNG)

3cadcd No.14485672

File: 79c6aaaa1aab802⋯.jpg (28.6 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1395500666490.jpg)


So how's that distorted screen due to mismatched refractive indices between air and glass? Nice pic by the way, faggot. I can count the pixels on it.

f8ef35 No.14485674

File: d3ca0e4ba8115e7⋯.png (108.4 KB, 375x375, 1:1, 375px-631Heatmor.png)

8b6e72 No.14485683


I'm just saying it's right to shit on him,that's all.

748614 No.14485690


You think those names are dumb/boring?

Let me translate you some names from villages/cities around where I live (Portugal).

You have a city named Guard. Because it used to have guards 700 years ago.

A village near here is simply called "New Village". It's like someone got to the name select screen and pressed enter so that village got the default name.

There's a small village with a name that translate to Grass. Where do you live? At Grass. Not Grassville, not Grasstown. Just Grass.

Some people are unofortunate enough to live at St. Peter. Not "-burg", just St. Peter.

There's a town with a name that purposedly resembles a slur "Cabrão" -> Cabrum. Closest translation is Motherfucker, but with the last vowel replaced, so just image telling people you're from Motherfuckum.

There's a place called Rocks. Take a guess.

The second biggest city in the country is called Porto. Yep. It was a big-ass port town.

Hilariously enough, some foreigners call it "Oporto". Because portuguese has a word that functions like "The" in english. It's either "O" for masculine or "A" for feminine. "The city" is "A cidade" and "the port" is "O Porto".

We got a bigass river down south called Tejo.

Lands after it are called "BellowTejo". Towns north of it are called "BeforeTejo".

One of our southern port towns is called Sniff (like in, a dog's sense of sniff).

If you head into the mountains, you find the real weird shit:


Natural fertilizer


big ass road uphill, breaks your back


Pretty funny: not a single tree in miles, but legend has it, a tree existed on top of a hill nearby. People hadn't a name yet, but a gust of wind ripped the tree, send it tumbling downhill and after nearly dying, locals decided it was a lovely name.

Pretty sure other countries have ridiculous names too.

0d4eec No.14485692

File: f1dc14aaa90d15e⋯.jpg (60.18 KB, 500x667, 500:667, IMG_2519.JPG)


As true as that may be, furdrama should not be here. Or anywhere for that matter.

748614 No.14485702


I uh…. I hate it. And I don't like it.

And I'd request that you don't post anymore because I'm seriously aroused disgusted by it.

f7d602 No.14485709


impressive numerals

28da2c No.14485715

File: 6bf33708482b6fd⋯.png (334.41 KB, 500x333, 500:333, ClipboardImage.png)

This reminds me of when I left an empty otter pop tube on my desk when I went to bed. I woke up to a bowl full of ants and a spreading shitstorm of them under the bowl too, like the fuckers were trying to walk off with it. It was like real life EDF. I never eat in the office anymore, not even sugary drinks. Thanks for looking out for my health, antbros.

181aab No.14485738

File: cab7ac0afed7336⋯.jpg (39.36 KB, 550x713, 550:713, 9b62e1530d418c5064174097c2….jpg)


I almost lost my toe to a brown recluse that was hiding in my shoe. This is what I was wearing. Tell me again how I deserved it.

86d226 No.14485742

File: d6fc03ae8813ed6⋯.jpg (57.69 KB, 384x313, 384:313, d6fc03ae8813ed6abb763489a0….jpg)

what does sony have to do with having ants inside your videogame case?

bf66ed No.14485747


They knew full well that their cases weren't ant-proof.

2e13b5 No.14485749

File: 800c090ae96c3d7⋯.gif (2.48 MB, 294x240, 49:40, 800c090ae96c3d75d0926d69d9….gif)

372981 No.14485751

File: 8ed40951a7897d6⋯.jpg (59.67 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

181aab No.14485753


>no spider is aggressive towards humans

That's bullshit. I've had spiders charged me when I walked into my apartment. Little shits would be standing in the middle of my kitchen floor. I turn on the light, and it turns to face me. We stare at each other for a moment, and it charges. I stomp it flat. Another time I was showering in that apartment. It was a small shower, pretty much just an ancient claw foot bathtub someone hung a shower curtain around. I had to stand sideways while showering or my shoulders touched both sides. One day, mid shower I turned to face the other way and there was a big spider, a wolf spider I think, at face level inside the curtain. I smacked it but missed, hit too low just under the spider. The force propelled him from the curtain and I panicked, fell to my knees and beat my face off the bottom of the tub until it was dead. Made me a mess in my hair.

8b6e72 No.14485759


It just wanted an honorable duel,that's all

4928ea No.14485766

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Jesus. Since her eardrum is ruptured, I imagine that you'd have to use some signal like vid related.

86d226 No.14485780

File: c7d713ce7e1cac5⋯.jpg (7.52 KB, 240x238, 120:119, ANGRY FESH.jpg)

God fucking dammit i thought we were all gonna laugh at OP a lil bit but the thread turned into horrifying shit, i am now scared of bugs and i now in this shithole cockroaches pop out in summer

b602f8 No.14485788


nope. Nope. NOpe. NOPe. NOPE. ==NOPE==!!!!

5076aa No.14485790


>thinking that's real

I've got a bridge to sell you.

49e8d1 No.14485798


I get that it isn't real, but what kind of an idiom are you using there? What's this about a bridge?

e233e9 No.14485800


>he hasn't seen the camel spider

8b6e72 No.14485805


Not actually a spider.

94e6b8 No.14485812


That's what an ant would say.

4cb109 No.14485815

Viantnam was hell.

28da2c No.14485818

File: 188c84ea33658de⋯.png (361.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


Yeah, buddy. I'm glad I remembered that. What I did in my case was spray down the killing fields to take out the ones coming for the dead, afterward used rubbing alcohol on the areas when I ceased to see any further scouts. I'm not proud of what I had to do.


I think some are known to get a bit wild during fuckin' season, which generally is around summer.

767f3e No.14485823

File: 994ffc0fab767a5⋯.gif (1.73 MB, 540x225, 12:5, [Screaming externally].gif)


Great now to add ants to my slowly increasing list of phobias.

5c7bef No.14485824

File: 6bdbd52e16f4a19⋯.png (551.47 KB, 964x912, 241:228, 1456621427070.png)


>What if ants get in your ear while you sleep, OP?

I had this weird dream last night about wasps crawling into my ear removing earwax and cleaning it for some reason. I still don't know what to make of that, but it creeped me the fuck out.

15c419 No.14485836


/r/ing drawing of cute wasp maids cleaning anon's ears

8b6e72 No.14485842



86d226 No.14485846


somebody make this

767f3e No.14485850

4928ea No.14485853

6db18b No.14485856

File: 243fd17a8c809f0⋯.jpeg (119.93 KB, 442x534, 221:267, CCFEED42-8B15-45AD-9880-C….jpeg)

73fe42 No.14485866


Borax will kill most things, just don't breathe it in. Or eat it.

28da2c No.14485867


That's exactly what came to mind. I put in a request on the draw thread but it's past bumping.

bf5bb8 No.14485870


I wish I had pet wasps that ate my earwax at night. My ears would feel so much better.

f208ba No.14485872

File: 99c365893b4c610⋯.gif (543.1 KB, 480x480, 1:1, dead duane.gif)


Came here to get more attention for this

8b6e72 No.14485873

We're past bump limit

Start posting the insect lewds

b5dc1a No.14485874


Shows what you know, faggot. Like social bee and wasp species, ants form colonies with a single queen, whose workers are wingless, sterile females. The males are born purely for the purpose of mating with queens birthed from other colonies, and die after doing so.

386855 No.14485877



147703 No.14485888


boku no pico

badb51 No.14485889

File: b71924cd690c1e9⋯.mp4 (237.98 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Diatomaceous Earth.mp4)


>Diatomaceous Earth

386855 No.14485894

That's a lie you cheeky triples thief

5c7bef No.14485899

File: 967f0c17caf1fd6⋯.gif (7.03 MB, 327x242, 327:242, I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEE….gif)


Please don't do that.


Dude, I remember FEELING tickling in my ear during that dream. It actually woke me up because I started scratching my face. It wouldn't be pleasant or cute at all.

They'd be inside of your ear hole goddamn it.

243382 No.14485900

This reminds me of the story with the Wii that had brown recluse ants in it, anyone have the pic of that?

22e33b No.14485903


Outstanding figures

243382 No.14485906



I meant spiders, fuck.

b1cb89 No.14485914

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Those bee gifs might make bees look harmless, but they're really not

147703 No.14485918


here is an actual hint

it rhymes with boku no pico sort of

972eac No.14485919


It's ITT anon, look harder.

5c7bef No.14485921


>brown recluse ants

>I'm now imagining a colony of millions of tiny brown recluses crawling everywhere

Entering this thread was the worst mistake I made today. Jesus Christ.

8ec5cf No.14485922

File: e1ddd52daa1bf92⋯.webm (2.77 MB, 960x540, 16:9, ̸ pol ̸ enters the thread.webm)


you are correct that's an edit ,here's the original

8b6e72 No.14485932


I'd like to know what music that is,i quite enjoyed that.

b1cb89 No.14485935

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



the other bee one

73fe42 No.14485937


if you eat that stuff you will have the best shit of your entire life

and also get really dehydrated

b4baff No.14485939

File: 04846bc3ab877fa⋯.png (256.76 KB, 795x952, 795:952, ClipboardImage.png)


Huntsmen don't have stingers or poisons, they just fuck you up with sheer size and muscle.


oh boy

1cb67e No.14485950


It's Sabaton - Primo Victoria

it's not that hard to type lyrics into a search engine, anon

b1cb89 No.14485951


>Huntsmen don't have stingers or poisons,

don't they have unclean mouths making their bites significantly more prone to infection?

386855 No.14485956

Dude that could be so many things


8b6e72 No.14485960


It is if you didn't understand it.


It's called Rondo Duo or Yoake no fortissimo

147703 No.14485962


the other anon want fucking with you its in this thread

dd4f98 No.14485963

This is nice thread


You're always posting those images and there's always some nigger who asks for the source. How wouldn't he know?

7e289a No.14485964


That's fucking insane, but why wasn't OP's first instinct to grab his boots and start jumping?

8b6e72 No.14485973

Seriously though where the bug lewds at,bring em on.

6c3ef9 No.14485974


IIRC he never posted any pictures of the so called wii u and was likely posting pictures he taken had of spiders with a story attached.

c1cbb5 No.14485996

File: cdc89411419d191⋯.png (1.13 MB, 704x809, 704:809, CHOOSE_YOUR_FIGHTER.png)

The ant colony was migrating and it thought your Vietnam case was a good spot, the "maggots" were ant pupae. No, there was no food in the case, but to the ants, it looked like a comfy home.

b7b6d4 No.14486002


Dibs on Tuba Battlemage.

86d226 No.14486006


the traffic barbarian looks like fun

01ecc8 No.14486012


Cymbal Creature has a cool design

6c3ef9 No.14486023





Guess I'll play the drunk spic then

6db18b No.14486086


t. spider

a5aef1 No.14486133


Reminds me of that boss from godhand.

ce7d3b No.14486160


>I'm still in shock and keep scratching myself and imagining that there are still ants on me even though they're not.

Are you sure it was really ants and not a hallucination? Withdrawal can cause you to hallucinate insects and go a bit crazy about them being all over you.

29c956 No.14486205


Anything the same color as my id that you would fug.

e28c3c No.14486307


If Monmusu ever brings up antgirls will it be a swarm of lolis that lewd everything in sight

28da2c No.14486364

File: bca49a646022915⋯.png (538.78 KB, 800x712, 100:89, ClipboardImage.png)


>tfw you realize little girl is the ant queen

b1cb89 No.14486468

File: 05f4ad6e492f52e⋯.jpg (109.29 KB, 1015x1080, 203:216, Suprised ebola chan with d….jpg)


>tfw you realize that ants are the perfect metaphor for Indians

e8c95a No.14486729


Top Tier:


Mid Tier:

Cymbal Atrocity

Tuba Warrior

Bottom Tier:

Drunken Idiot

b5dc1a No.14487066


That's non-venemous snakes, anon.

c1db1a No.14487079


I made my mistakes I’ve got no where to run The night goes on

fa86b2 No.14487152

File: 90be85722ef2afa⋯.png (134.93 KB, 500x440, 25:22, 90be85722ef2afa7150a2f4c72….png)


Post of the century.

fa86b2 No.14487177

File: 5cdce858d945c82⋯.jpg (24.51 KB, 321x322, 321:322, 5cdce858d945c829f70b0bef67….jpg)

419e3f No.14487397

File: 572add2df78d3e9⋯.jpg (745.23 KB, 1613x1505, 1613:1505, ok.jpg)

6c3ef9 No.14487540


Tha absolute mad man

09b350 No.14487723


Rolling for the Brass Executioner

d09273 No.14488040


This thread is going places.

222637 No.14490487


>anon actually delivers

This is why I can't leave this place

28da2c No.14490926

File: 210fb796621a10b⋯.jpg (92.91 KB, 736x981, 736:981, luna_lovegood.jpg)

>still no wasp maids

I was impressed with you all at a point, now it is wavering.

025994 No.14490947


It's right here >>14487397 you, you-


28da2c No.14490975

File: d23e50b2da76a54⋯.png (116.5 KB, 256x256, 1:1, pretty.png)


I suppose I need my ears cleaned too. Have a janitor ban me for an hour while I shower.


>that finger

Oh, I love drawfags.

6a94b9 No.14491039



459a1c No.14491392

File: 259b7fd996b168d⋯.jpg (13.83 KB, 321x322, 321:322, I REALLY want to fuck that.jpg)



>what are earplugs

>what is rolling up toilet paper tightly, wetting it, and shoving that into your ear to plug them up

Do you even basic motor skills, nigger?


This is a supremely interesting development.

241316 No.14492026

File: f40c4dfe1cfba8a⋯.png (459.72 KB, 400x637, 400:637, 200%rad.png)


This thread is now sublime.

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