>>1047957
<Stranded on foreign planet for 20 years to learn basically everything
>because I can take parts out of a broken computer, possibly to be sold for the raw materials and not used as spares, I know all there is to know about the crying game operating, fixing, building, and programming computers enough to fight langleyniggers with one I found lying around a desert which just happened to still work perfectly after however-many decade and no maintenence or upgrades. And those guys who go around ripping the copper wiring out of roadside televisions are TV excs.
<Guardian is a ship and technology broker
>and demonstrably gives zero fucks about her, or about training her to do anything but fetch grounded space junk
<Rey is said to be strong with the force
of course, she's a Mary Sue
<In the Star Wars universe, force users are empirically better pilots
>Luke: bored af for years where the only thing to do was fly airspeeders, thread thestone needle and shoot womp rats until he got gud
>Anakin: space Jesus, initially could barely operate fighter, flew on autopilit into orbit, did random maneuvers that confused droids used to opponents who knew ass from hole in ground, flew into droid ship by accident, blew up droid ship's conveniently-exposed reactor by pressing random buttons. Got gud at some point during a decade training followed by another half-decade or so of war
>Ben: years of experience
>Yoda: never seen to fly anything but that buttplug escape pod, no known combat flying experience, taught Luke nothing about better flying through use of the Force, was considered one of the greatest Jedi ever
>Rei: …
>Katarn, Jade: REFS UNPERSONS ++UNGOOD
<Kylo is being torn apart mentally
which we'd know if Darth Grandma's Boy Villain could emote for shit or if Jar Jar Abrams wasn't too busy jacking off to lens flairs and playing wackyshack with the camera
<Just shot by huge, powerful lazer weapon
which I'd remember if I gave a shit, what was it, the NotDeath Star?
<Just killed his own father to feel evil even though he's not
yes, and?
Just go away Mickey, tell your boss this place is unsalvageable and move on