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Pinned

Just made a 200$ donation to Sam Hyde. In total I've probably given him over 2k$

Oh and who gives a fuck about a 16 yo girl. Also, didn't get paid? Cry harder that's business. Lost your friend? Go back to playing in the sandbox and making kindergarten friends.

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JMAA Appreciation Thread

This is your NEW favorite youtuber.

Don't like it? Too bad.

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Hwd4

Where is the Happie world daddy mega link Channing

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world peace

This is where everything peaked,this was the last bang.

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Hmm

Why doesn't Sam just admit he's gay already? We get it dude you hate and abuse women on a constant basis. Imagine being afraid of coming out in 2019 kek.

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cucks

This board has no reason to exist. Million dollar extreme is no longer. Sam and charls dont make good shit anymore. Nick has fucked off and rightly so. What are all you faggots doing here

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apu

post your favorite helper fren

must type more characters hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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you fucking idiots

you fucking stupid assholes

quit laggin behind you fucking slackers

there's been like 3 releases since mirror them already i want my free content

you fucking idiot. how could you be so stupid, you lazy asshole

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What´s the deal with Hyde

i was watching one of his video hydewars or something, i mean i watch the video, i can see that hyde is there, but i don´t see much of the "war" aspect, can anyone explain me the whole thing about this dude?

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You've been warned Sam

Let this be a message for Samuel Hyde. I've been what you call a "manlet" my entire life. I've had to sit back and watch assholes like you grow to be over 6 feet tall. We're not taking it anymore. The Manlet Uprising has begun and Sam Hyde is Enemy #1.

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latest hydewars and ToTA

Not sure how I felt about the content. I didn't laugh..I actually felt kinda bored watching it. Here's to the next release I guess.

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COM-98 DEMO REEL

https://twitter.com/new_engine/status/1149882331500601344

HD GAMEPLAY Worth the 3 year wait(TM)

I was gonna warn him that the creator of itch.io would delete it because he's a faggot but this looks identical to all the unfunny "joke" "games" trannies make and put up there so he might allow it.

Sam's 1 actual talent (Design) completely absent. Fuckin' A

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discuss

I wish girls had dicks.

Big succulent milky breasts and big succulent cocks.

Picture it in your head, fucking a tight ass with your huge swollen nuts smacking against your girlfriend's big blue balls, big juicy grapefruit balls. RGB Zero Zero Two-Fifty-Five balls swinging back and forth, smacking against your balls with each thrust.

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My two cents as a burnt out fan

I've lost a lot of respect for Sam's work. Since world peace ended, it was kinda nice to see hydewars at first. After that cancellation it was cool to see something candid with sam. I thought we'd be hearing more about where things were going and what future plans would entail, but it was just another boring para social YouTube vlog. Tons of hours of filler a d little substance. Occasionally the advice was good but when guys who lose their shows and make amateur comedy vids start giving me advice it feels dirty. Then it goes behind a paywall, for seemingly no reason. Like if sam needed our money to do content he could have just as well asked for it. The buzz behind mde in late 2016 and early 2017 was big. They had more fans than ever and we could have kept the ball rolling, had they just. Picked it up. Two years roll by with very little Info and content starts dribbling out. And it's not that good. I'm not exactly a pro but I understand acting and film production enough to know that sam is not trying. Yes video graphics can be time consuming but the number one thing everyone learns in film and video production is that time is money and it needs to be made and released quickly. It looks like he overreached,, trying to set up a lot at once, rather than taking small means and starting small. The quality of tota is embarrassing, in terms of filmmaking, acting and writing. It's inexcusable and its shameful that it was even released. I'm not a great filmmaker but I would have had a conniption had I been on set for that. The green screen was trash and you guys need to understand that the way you did those lines only works in hot takes like college cunts. There's more to say about content but I'm rambling so I'll wrap this up.

I don't give a shit about rumors and drama, but it's clear something is up with this guy. He's not been forthcoming about what he's making and he's overreaching so far that he's a accomplished nothing of quality in a long time. I'm not going to pretend I know what happened with charls, but I get the feeling that there really is bad blood. Even though I don't wat h any of his streams. I have more respect for his work as of late. Mr pregnant was better than anything Sam's done in two years with all that money, and it was small and simple. Charls is producing within his means and though he doesn't do much in the way of content we'd like, it's clear he's put care into it when he's made it.

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Bigpurple

Building a website to air all of Sam's dirty laundry. He's a peice of shit faggot who deserves it and he's also positioned himself as a sort of celeb so legally its allowed. Please send any submissions you have to channing.creager@gmail.com and pass the word along if you would please thanks.

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Comedy Isn't Funny

The whole concept is really gay. You get bitter degenerates to come up on a stage and start saying stuff that if they said out in the street, would get them spit on or hit. It's essentially just a forum for bitching. Think about all the different comedians out there, Louis C.K., Jerry Seinfeld, Sam Hyde, Amy Shumer.

What do they all do? Complain. Some of them complain through irony or through storytelling, but the basic premise is always the same, here's something I don't like, isn't that funny? Here's something that sucks, isn't that funny?

It's not funny, you're just an impotent dweeb who has no ability to change the things you dislike, so you force other people to listen to your emotional baggage and trick them into thinking it's entertainment.

The last time comedy was funny was when comedians looked like pic related and just juggled shit. That was funny. Because those jesters, they understood that they were nobodies, that they were trash. They wore makeup or masks to hide their identities because their identities don't matter. Are you glad you know Louis C.K.'s name? Are you glad you know what his face looks like? I'm sure not, that fat fuck should wear a mask.

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What the actual fuck is going on with KSTV 2?

What the actual fuck is going on with KSTV 2? What could possibly not be finished yet? Fucking put it out Sam!

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epic

This is a thread for posting various media that which someone who enjoys MDE could also possibly enjoy. I'll start with some film recs.

Altered states

Rolling thunder

Combat shock

electric dragon 80.000v

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gotta get this off my chest

Who cares if someone fucked a (presumably willing) 16 yr old girl? They're better when they're younger, how could you not know that? Are you guys that cucked that you consider that pedophilia? When your busted out whore gf with 3 kids cheats on you because you don't make enough money you'll see why.

It's just that this current political climate is so cucked that you have young men actually thinking there's something wrong with wanting to fuck a 16yo. Remember when you were 16? You'd literally cream your pants if an older woman touched you.

Fucking huge faggots on this board. This is pathetic. No one over 16 cares about who Sam has had sex with. So he likes trannys? So what? What is the big deal about that?

What you should be concerned about is the scamming, the hypocrisy, the contempt for his fans, the scheming… not his past sexual partners…weird. What a gay board.

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Who gives a fuck

Honestly I'm done watching the burn segment of the crash and burn. Mde is dead. Sam is done. Let's move on.

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confoused

can i get a quick rundown of what happened to MDE since World Peace?

why do ppl hate sam? i don't get it.

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It’s me and fuck you.

Cam here. I’m really drunk and high and I just want to come clean with you guys. I lurk on this board all the time and I don’t reallt give a fuck about you guys. I know Marky fucked Sam. Sam never talks about it with me personally, but I’m sure he did it. You know what, can you blame him? She was a manipulative girl who was extremely mature for her age. He wasn’t just a 16 year old. She was almost a smart woman. A fuckable one at that. She has the perfection of a loli. She is like no other, it’s no shit Sam probably took that piece’s virginity. You would too you faggots. Don’t lie to yourself.

Oh yeah, and for those sluts and that heroin addict that hates Sam for not giving you drug money, you are the most pathetic bunch I’ve seen on any image board. You still dwell on Sam and are determined on “screwing him over” after his show already got cancelled. You haven’t done shit lol. You’re just a dumb hoe that got what was coming.

>here’s the picture of marky. You guys are in denial if you wouldn’t use those lips.

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hyde dissing ninja?

mom bring the insulin, he's having another attack

OP must have at least 50 characters in this board.

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sans gf

this is sams gf l090000090000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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sam on tekwars podcast

That's kantbot's pod if you're familiar with the guy

https://mega.nz/#!y9N13aIJ!dSJooWmJmXig7rek12u-dMJBQGA0PtervqDHFbeJq1A

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babies

why hasn't sam had any babies? nick had a baby why can;t Sam I dont get it.

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TRANNIES /tranny general/

why are these tranny NEETs spamming 4chan and 8chan with their ms paint infographs?

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/411446.html

are they bots?

same filenames, same posting patterns, same shit. What do you think these people look like in real life?

how did we go from the comfy pg-13 subreddit /pol/ colony to this shithole? What went wrong? I never visit this place. What the fuck is a jmaa? What is dilation?

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Serious Inquiry:

How big is Big Purple?

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cup?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/UnG7FLAPyZpC/

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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?y

Sam thinks these simple popup window "designs" or "Easter eggs" are impressive? How is this guy gonna make a video game even my girlfriend could do this and she only took web design class. I'm not donating any more for this "video game" it's been 3 years and nothing is happening.

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Take the eye out

He would get so many more views if he just took his fake eye out.

I've heard other people talk about an eye patch but it would be way better if he just took the eye out and everyone had to look at whatever he's got back there.

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Holy Fucking Shit

Noah Munck and Charls Corrall.

Now that is fucking epic.

Collab when?

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My sister is retarded

I'm a shill and a fed.

I'm gay and I have a small penis.

I am going to hell for this.

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Lol

Former fedora atheist and notorious sodomite tries his hand at Catholic posting

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I hate all of you

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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I have in my possession....

Channing's nudes. Trips and I'll post them

and yes

her vagina is covered in poop flakes

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CW

Opinions on the Charls World Fishing Show? Don't know what to make of it.

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funny thread

post funny memes in this thread share funny memes get hilarious pictures LOL LMAO ROFL #1hour #fails #kids #animals #funnyvideos #funnyvines #trynottolaugh #funny you laugh you lose

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"Pussy"

Looking for a video, it's the one where Sam mentions pussy. Thanks in advance.

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cam

is cameron autistic? the mde butt buddy snail nigger, are they autistic?

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Am I an alcoholic?

I've been drunk for days straight. I woke up this morning drunk and drank more and I'm still drinking. Do I ned help? Help me bros im desperate

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Luke Smith

Is drinking water from a glass jar Sam's biggest cultural influence?

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how mad are you right now?

Sam starts meeting deadlines consistently and proves that he's hauling ass with an office and 5+ employees, working hard everyday. Suddenly all the "Scam Hyde" believers who were convinced that he sat around all day collecting gumroad cheques and jacking it to child porn have disappeared, in fact the whole board pretty much falls silent and the only thing left is a dude called "JMAA" posting his own stuff. It's a beautiful sight, I hope the 3+ years of your life you dedicated to trying (and failing) to ruin Sams career was worth it. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

https://twitter.com/new_engine/status/1142009978913480705

https://twitter.com/new_engine/status/1139366744177483776

"1 line of code hasn't even been written for com98" btw. STAY MAD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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Did Sam fuck a tranny?

Since the Marky abuse stuff is pretty much irrefutable at this point (no matter how much Sam's blind defenders whinge and squirm with their empty arguments), lets focus for a moment instead on the whole "Sam getting facefucked by a tranny" thing.

This case of Sam's alleged degeneracy clearly isn't so clear cut (no pics of them together, no skit of Sam practically admitting to it all like in the Marky case), and the seemingly obvious flaw in the story is showing Sam to be 6'2" instead of 6'4".

But that raises some questions: Is Sam really 6'4"? If you look it up there doesn't seem to be a definitive source on this, just stuff like wikipedia that anyone can edit (and Sam has been caught in the past posting false info about himself). It could also be a typo, or Sam lying to make his height less intimidating to the people he hits on.

Now let's look at the stuff that makes it likely to be true: How the fuck did the tranny know Sam's old personal email which he wasn't very public with? Whoever did the work connecting the email to Sam in the infograph had to do some real digging. Also the tranny posted the story in 2015, at which point Sam had already switched to using Alienmode as his main email and what he publicized. If the tranny fabricated the whole thing, he would have probably used the Alienmode email which is what would have turned up as he researched Sam. Also the tranny would have taken a big chance claiming Sam is cut when something like that is easily debunked if you get it wrong. There is also the fact that if you look through the tranny's post history (he was a tripfag), you'll come across indication that he did also live in Sam's vicinity at the time, and no indication that the tranny had the willingness or ability to take a fake story this far and make it this detailed.

And lastly, Sam had the opportunity to deny it (he has denied other false stuff about him in the past), but he chose not to (see other pic). Which makes things all the more strange.

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My time has come

Gonna come clean with some observations I made on Sam Hyde since I'm moving on in life. Sam and his crowd are not the type that I'd like to be seen with IRL. It's unholy, not LARPing.

Sam is pretty beta. He still has mannerisms of an unstable kid in high school. He stutters at times and goes into edgy defense mode. So are the people around him in his recent sneak peak videos.

Thing is, he's unique and so was MDE. Naval on Joe Rogan talked about how to be un-replaceable. A lumberjack, factory worker, lawyer, etc etc are all replaceable. However things that require creativity aren't. So even if it isn't that great, it still draws the audience as long as you work hard and produce.

Truthfully, you wouldn't lose anything if you just stopped following what's going on. New doors would open, new avenues to walk down.. You get the point.

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mde ded

mde ded bro's move on

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Favorite MDE musician?

For me, it's gotta be Vaervaf, with glue70 as a close second.

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inb4 soy / shit is based yo

Cyberpunk? Yeah I'm about that.

mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ClYy0MxsU0

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Wall Show in its entirety

Youtube took down the Wall Show in its entirety and now its in fragments and doesn't make sense. Does anyone have the entire thing downloaded?

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Crazy Illuminati Story

Anyone remember the name of Larry's father from this video? I remember someone found it out and Sam Re

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hey idiot

got somthin 4 u ;)

u r not gonna like it

but u do not like urself

do ya

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PLEASE

MODS. For the love of all that is pure, clear this whole board and prevent anyone from posting.

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Confused Subscriber

anons, I'm a newish subscriber who is confused about hydewars youtube uploads. I've seen a working yt link a particular hw video, but only because it was shared on this board.

are HW vids still posted to yt? since they are unlisted, how do I get a link?

halp appreciated

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FRIDAAAAAAAAY

>IT'S FRIDAY

<IT'S FRIDAY

>IT'S FRIDAY

<IT'S FRIDAY

>IT'S FRIDAY

Guess What?

IT'S FRIDAY

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Jaihoo Coming Out?

Nobody that helped make jaihoo likes Sam anymore. This really is pathetic. I wonder if he'll pay people.

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Cam

Let's talk about Cam. Why's he such a big loser? Why the hell would Sam hang out with such a fat beta loser who's always on his dick. Kind of weird I thought Sam was trying to be cool. Can't think of anyone more cringe then Cam. Whys he so gay for Sam?

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Some of you guys are cool

I like you guys you're alright. Don't come to mars tomorrow.

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Why did Leftists lose the culture war?

They have the media, corporations, Hollywood, the entire establishment, ability of censorship and even the police on their side and they still lost the culture war badly. It's just not cool to be a leftist. It's too mainstream. They have everything going for them and still lost.

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Skrt

Might fuck around and marry Woah Vicky to tell the truth

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Where my charls.world boys at

Get in here lads. This is a Charls appreciation thread.

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shill

hi i'm just shilling "porn is bad" OC, hope you like it

no hard feelings i spam mkay? stop this shit

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what is this shit

yo what the fuk is this shit show?

half of u ppl here hating on sam? others just bullshitting? ?

why waste time shitting on a dood u dont like

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This shit is dead

sup dudes, so I used to check this place almost daily because it was funny, entertaining and shit etc etc but I don’t know what happened, I come back and it seems like some literal autistic guy who smokes cigs took over /mde/ and is just trying to promote himself.

Saw a little bit of videos of this JMAA guy and he’s just another Sam Hyde influenced wanna-be guy with a droopy eye. Is there another MDE spot I can hangout in, cause this is starting to feel like sitting in a retard class In highschool.

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pathetic

most of you are pathetic lol

hi uh whats up bye

nice

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Presidential Harassment!

Donald Blumpf Drumph Mumbphf Glumph Pumpf Gubunkf Flumpf

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Sam Jealous of Tim?

is Sam jealous of Tim Heidecker?

be tim

>aryan

>actually funny

>rich

>has created children

>has millions of fans

>not a faggot

>made himself fat and "ugly" on purpose but is still attractive

this whole call in of Sam ccmes off as such a beta

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wtf

wtf is jmaa? i leave for a few days and come back to see this?

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Any luck with this shit?

Sam Hyde is Happy, because we live in a World where white kids have Daddy

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Nigga What

>"Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face…. I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch…. come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho…. scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!"

-Sam Hyde

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Sam gay for Tim

is Sam jealous of Tim Heidecker?

be tim

>aryan

>actually funny

>rich

>has created children

>has millions of fans

>not a faggot

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NEW MDE video

WTF Sam the bad guy uploaded a video on youtube >:( 😡🤬

guys quick, post insults about Sam!

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CHANNING!!!!!!

If you wanna keep hanging out here then you have two options.

Choose wisely

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It's over

Channing is fucked. I'd go out and hide. Change my number and my name, sandpaper my fingerprints away. I feel sorry for what Sam is going to do with you and some other people..

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Best way to watch World Peace

without $$$ adult swim?

No one wants to enrich Pedowood, is there a helpful link Anons might have?

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STOP

Stop giving Sam money

Make him get an actual job. He's lived off the neetbux of his friends, fans, and family for too long. He's a 30 year old manchild.

Make Sam get a job.

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Channing!

Channing, can you confirm when Lena and Sam dated? Personalitywise Adam on Girls seems pretty similar to Sam…

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new hydewars

anybody got the 2hr rambling?

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is charls on drugs?

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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e c h o c h a m b e r

"Haha everyone hates the new MDE stuff right guys??! Its so traaash!"

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Susan Wojcicki in the Mark Zuckerberg Chair

This bitch scared of the removal of section 230.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkzx9V55ptk

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Happy Father's Day

In order to win the war, we have to be funnier. This is funnier than anything on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ob66UXzes

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What's the deal with this board?

I don't have time or interest to unpack the persistent shitpost rumor mill about Sam's personal life.

I DO NOT CARE.

Is there a quick 411 on this stuff? Is this a black cube operation now that Sam's emerging again or strange personal vendetta?

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Show us on the doll where Sam hurt you

I've noticed this board is mainly filled with butthurt towards Sam. Mostly coming from soyboy and female like individuals. I think a little therapy is in order to help you finally move on.

Now when I was on trial for alleged crimes that I did not commit, they used a technique on my alleged victims where they asked them to point out on a doll where I allegedly touched them allegedly. It seemed to really help those children.

I think it's a good starting point in helping all of you move on so let's get started.

Don't worry little fella, I'm here to help.

>Now show us on the doll where Sammy hurt you and let's begin the healing progress.

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Wholesome

It's pics like these that make give me some hope in life <3

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Why are you all so butthurt about Mr. Samuel Whitcomb Hyde?

Why are you all so butthurt about Mr. Samuel Whitcomb Hyde?

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why is this field required

Sam rails about the futility and stupidity of college. It's a waste of money, a waste of time, full of SLUTS whose fathers pay for them to get FUCKED. Sam, you only say this because you're not smart enough for STEM.

H1B immigraiton is fucking over normal non-genius white guys by pricing them down and making these fields global competition instead of local, selecting from a pool of the cream of 1 billion chinese and indians. This is a valid issue that whites know about. They tell you too bad if you're not smart enough, pick it up! (Well if we had 2 billion whites we would have plenty of absurd competition from the cream of that crop too.)

But, even still, if you get a STEM degree you will get a job. You will get status among other smart competent people. You may get satisfaction, and almost certainly will moreso than with a trade. Just because you aren't smart enough for it, and because of your ego you think you deserve to be a "creative," doesn't mean STEM college education deserves to be placed under the umbrella of worthlessness as the art degree you got. You need to specify that it's your own dumb art school path that you hate rather than send out this dumb message to young men.

fan of Sam but there's something that's really fucking bothered me all these years and on his latest Hyde Wars he did it again, which at his age and development strikes me as pathetic.

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Sam gay

SAM Hyde is a gay man with a broken penis

He is into diaper play and pretending to have sex with babies

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What is "Being Cool" in 2020? [/MDE/ Fashion]

I like to be forward-thinking and intelligent, at least that's what Che Guevara thinks of us "Europeans" whatever the fuck those are.

That guy said a bunch of nasty shit about the Congolese, what an asshole.

Anyways, when women of every race are trained and brainwashed to be difficult with men of their own progenitor race, we'll all be balling women of every ethnic group as long as they aren't white, because they don't like us, and that's okay, because we don't like them either. The white lady in there bouncing on the brown dick is such a white savior, she's saving the world by reading Buzzfeed, teaching those savages to be civilized, she thinks she's on the right side of history by being on the left side of history.

In any case, we use Chadcel™ Certified Looksmaxing to attract a hydrocephalus-afflicted hot Ebony m00latto babes or a sickle-celled Eurasian bleach-blonde hotties.

You'll need to look your best, this is a superficial society after all.

"We will return south Tel Aviv to the citizens of Israel, they are not refugees, but infiltrators looking for work," ~Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu

This brings us to the topic at hand; What is Being Cool in the post 2020s?

The answer to this is ironically to look overtly black, or overtly white, distinctive in a "diverse" mixed world where "everyone looks the same".

What say you, /pinkpol/? /mde/ - /JMAA/?

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Jews

Nazi Jewmany occupied Poland in 1939. Hitler JEW gang made Nazi JEW HANS FRANK total governor of Poland with his JEW gangs, provinces rulers, high Gestapo, military S.S. etc. Many of these Nazi Jews lived in the luxurious city site JEW GHETTO of the capital city, Warsaw. ALL DURING WWII, AS ALWAYS, like ALL European cities, Warsaw had a luxurious JEW GHETTO section, similar to JEW CENTRAL $$$$ PARK SECTION in New York City, JerUSAlem. By 1943, Jewmany was doomed. Kosher USSR offered secret treacherous TOTAL peace treaty to Nazi Jewmany, giving Jewmany ALL 1941 borders, including the lands of USSR SLAVE ALLY, Poland.

BY 1943, VIRTUALLY ALL of the SIX MILLION POLISH PEOPLE WERE EXTERMINATED in experiments to build the C. God SECRET Stairway to the Stars, by the Computer God MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO HEAD WORSE DEADLY ELECTRICAL JEW DISEASE in the entire history of the

Universe, CONSPIRACY.

The USSR Army neared its’ 1941 borders. COMPUTER GOD evacuated hundreds of thousands of the TO BE BURNED ALIVE JEW DISEASES, who operated the Nazi HUMAN MEAT FACTORY EXTERMINATION CAMPS and also ordered the camps ripped down for secrecy. AT THE SAME TIME, in 1943, the LUXURIOUS CITY SIZE WARSAW JEW GHETTO WAS ADDING NEW SECTIONS.

In the world-wide Communist Gangster Computer God fabricated farce history and thousands of COMPUTER GOD Frankenstein Radio Head JEW parroting puppet Hollywood movies, Jews were persecuted, all propaganda conspiracy of C. God OVERALL PLAN.

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Reminder

Hitler was a hero who did absolutely nothing wrong. That is all. Goodbye

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looking for a vid...

what the vid where nick is doing an impression of likea desperate girl and hes running around going "no please you love me… someone please…" and after doing this for like 30s sam says "that is the person you are dating right now."

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...

I know it's been so long

Since we saw each other last

I'm sure we'll find some way

To make the time pass…

:'(

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hi

hey guys i dont know if you noticed but my jacket is kinda big loll (this post is for the second image posted not this image lol)

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???

What's up with all the haters?

Why do they waste their time?

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NEXT HYPE

Ey yo WE OUT HERE!

Soldiers of Sam.

Sons of Sam.

Storm troopers of the HYDE.

MDE GANG GANG

REAL RUDE BOI TINGZ

Forgive me boss, I know you're capable and don't care about these bugs.

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Name change

Why call this board /mde/ when you all hate mde and spread lies about mde? Shouldn't you have called the board /fag/ or /jew/ or something?

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This show is shit

I just watched some episodes of the show, and I have to say, this is some of the most unfunny, retarded garbage I have EVER watched. I know it got canceled, but how was it ever greenlit in the first place? Jesus Christ, this show was terrible and this “Sam hyde” fellow seems develop mentally stunted.

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reeeeeeeeeee

is KSTV2 ep 2 out yet?

must be 50000000000000000 characters

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-

IT’S OVER BUD!!! :D

THE GIG IS UP!!! :D

You maxed out. You’re constrained to doing your fucked up sociopathic shit on a much lesser level for the rest of your life. The new people you’ll be able to rope in will NEVER give you the high you’ve gotten from others in the past.

YER DONE! :D

IT’S OVA

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yeah okay bro

fucking cringe

this subreddit is fuckibg awful e-celeb drama.

might as well be /jmaa/

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Why are leftists so sensitive and pathetic?

In my country we have real leftists. In America leftists are just skinny self hating white liberals who live in middle/upper class white areas. We all laugh at them here.

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eh

when is anybody going to post some kind of actual evidence? i know this may come as strange to some of you, but a lot of us need more than just 4 or 5 text screencaps to believe all the allegations being made. and i know i'm not the only one because i've seen plenty of people asking in several threads about this exact thing, and the only response ever given is "lol well we've already posted the screencaps stupid paypig fag daddy cockcsuckrr gay XD go look for them again" as far as i've seen, the only 'evidence' is long walls of texts posted by the same people over and over, and some caps of 4chan posts. not enough dude. until i see some kind of substantial dirt against sam, this should not be treated as anything more than a butthurt breakup. this is like when your parents get divorced and one of them tries to get you to hate the other.

inb4 paypig etc etc. i have never spent a penny on anything MDE related. just want facts, not gossip

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Scam hyde

I knew him for many years yes hes a faggot I dare u to post my swollen nudes faggot. I look good in them. Bring it on bitch.

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/_ Getting others to Commit Suicide _\

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Ahhh, I haven't written a file in quite a long time… Being a Senior fuckin

cranks… Party when ever you want, get laid by fresmen and sophmores,

its just generally fucking great…

Well, latX2^"!Jee has&9many Suicides lately. A little while ago, here in

beautiful NJ, 4 teenagers said their last rites and started the car up in the

garage. This brought a smile to my face, you see, the more people dead,

the better off you are in the game of life. When people our age die, that

means the rest of us have a better chance of getting into the college we want,

cause there is less of them to compeate with. There are more jobs to have, and

maybe you might find one you like. There is more food and other material

products, and this keeps the price of everything down. Its just better for

the whole society. Who cares about the mourning family, they'll get over it,

as you know who says "another day, another death"… Death is a fact of life

for everyone, and the more dead, the better.

HOW YOU CAN HELP:

—————–

Find somebody that looks (as follows) like this:

-Real Ugly, someone who needs to be put out of misery, and so we don't have to

look at them

-Real Quiet, these people usally have something wrong upstairs, they can't deal

with other people, they are no good to you anyway.

-Real Stupid, everybody knows someone like this, like IQ of 98, someone who can

be pursuaded easily into the act.

-Someone with parents that prod them, like high pressure parents, who tell

thier kids to do well in everything or die…

(this is the good one)

-Somebody who has tried committing suicide before, cause they are fucked up

allready and they are the easist to convince.

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SAM HYDE PRANKZ

you guys must be beyond retarded if you’re hype for this new “content” that this bitch ass niqqa teased us with. The even funnier part is that it’s behind a fucking $5 monthly paywall when you can watch those “I’m gonna make people angry and capture their reaction becuz it’s funny and it’s content” prankz for FREE on YouTube, like those two paki dudes who go to the hood and steal phones from black people just to get jumped for views. Fucking pathetic.

Not only that but this fat fuck promised us content on FEBUARAY 14th 2019. It’s already the 19th. I was still giving this peice of shit my money watching his dumbass HydeWars videos where he pretends to drop the greatest knowledge but in reality it’s just gibberish fucking nonsense. I kept donating thinking the content will get better, but no, just false promises.

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Why Sam?

Why is Sam paying people to try and make this a Charls hate board all of a sudden when we only hate Sam here? Why is he paying them to talk shit on Charls instead of paying them to edit videos and come up with funnies? GET IT TOGETHER SAM!

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HEY!

Hey fucks, yeah that's right you're looking at me in the pic. I have the slickest hair style that all the bitches can't get over. Enough about me.

Let's talk about Sam Hyde, he has to be stopped. I've devised a plan to protest outside of his house. I have megaphones and picket signs for all of us. On July 14 we'll meet up and protest from 12:00 PM to 8:00 PM.

Be there if you want justice.

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Charls Cult

Take the Charls Pill.

I have always been a bit national socialist when it comes down to ideology and morals. I’m assuming many of you lean toward that side too, and if not probably libertarian or something.

The reason I even bring that up is because of my interpretation of Charls and the rhetoric he puts into his live streams on twitch.

Let’s talk about post-MDE Charls. Post-MDE Charls seems to have this weird nihilistic optimism to him. He is completely blackpilled, but is occupied on happiness and work. By work I essentially mean life improvement, for example he works construction and recently renovated a home he bought. Even though Charls is persistent in his efforts he has a weird personal philosophy about avoiding politics, avoiding negative people, and abandoning lemmings. He knows about white genocide, he knows about (((them))), and he is aware of the degeneracy in the west. I am unsure of how old Charls is, but I seems as if he has went through the curious intellectual natsoc phase and “matured” into a productive hedonist.

I have no idea how Charls was before MDE because he did not stream before MDE.

Charls talks a lot about “purity”. He honestly believes that most things outside of his stream is hell. He compares boards like these to Sodom and Gomorrah and talks of how most people who blame (((others))) for the problems that plague the world are mere “doom parrots”. He thinks that addressing anything that is important such as white genocide is pointless because he believes everyone is too retarded and happy to do anything about it. If anything they will “kill” you for trying to let them know. He then redirects his audience to the streams atmosphere and his beliefs, that he won’t participate in the “doom parrot’s” bickering and that he and the stream are there to keep the “purity”.

He tears down the demoralized racially conscious man, preaches to them the hopelessness of their actions, scorns them for even trying, and tells them about his alternative, Charls’s purity streams.

Charls is a good manipulator and is the perfect cult leader. He is sucking a completely different audience dry. Most of the people who watch Charls aren’t from here, they are demoralized racially aware people that feel as if they have no where else to go.

Charls has called himself god.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbfiJ4lZVPc

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Charls off his head

Something tells me it isnt an act guys, he uh is very crackhead like.

https://youtu.be/5er4EJUBkl0?t=2077

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Post videos and channels Similar to MDE

I need some new videos to watch. Post videos and channels with comedy similar to MDE

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Who'd you rather?

The stronk 100% pure man beef panty wetter Sam "The cheek clapper" Hyde?

Or

This weak pathetic soy huffing liberal SJW pedophile who looks like a clump of melted Playdoh?

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subject

fuggit, I'll make a twitter acc and follow everyone who comments on sam's posts

>phone #

yeah a bit invasive but it's operationally reasonable on their end, I'm willing to take the risk and am prepared

>no free speech

I don't need Twitter to test whether I'm free or not. It's fact that I'm free, I don't allow social media corporations to shape my world; they are tools.

Leave these lames to themselves, this place is basically a PTSD support group except instead of seeing battle in the middle east, they encountered some normal ass life problems where shit didn't go their way.

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Brownianity - Dr. Manslave 2

>>25721

Where are those Sam Hyde nudes? I want to see his penis and asshole. C'mon boys, bring forth the MEAT. This is like Arby's saying "We Have The MEATS" and you walk in and PETA-tarded protesters are holding up signs trying to stop circuses from bringing out Elephants, bitch what do you even think circuses are for? Sequinned Midget Gangbangs? People on this board found my Facebook through a watermark on my lame ass webms, and now I'm about to become Internet Famous, and this time Mark Twain ain't around to save me, if you know what I'm saying.

>Sam Stiffed Charls

Give us Dr. Manslave 2 already.

Black MGTOWs don't have BBCs, sorry Sandman.

We are living in a world where black women would rather bleach their skin and scarf down Argo Cornstarch than bring that round sexy ass my way like a DarKkk-skinned Sexxxy Nilote and work that Bill Burr BWC like an Ana Foxxx XNXX special.

By the way, to my Cybersecurity homies on /MDE/, DuckDuckGo tracks you by making your connection insecure initially before the page loads, most secure websites don't do that, just a heads up.

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Life Imitates Art

Everything is cyclical. Nick is the responsible but depressed dad. Charls is the bugman gamer. Sam is the estranged prodigal one.

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Sam's dick really is fucked up

Was digging around archive.org for old MDE content and stumbled on this lol

I guess Sam had a better sense of humor back in the day, plus the stuff channing said about taking that bootleg cialis and Sam's penis problems seems all the more believable now lol.

I have a feeling he got desperate and that's why he started roiding, unless he was already taking it at that point.

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MDE Never Dies....

….except when it does.

Happy New Year, chuds!

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r/MDE replacement?

Sup brothers. Still arguing about the current state of Sam and MDE? Lol the content will never be good again. Hahahaha just walk away from the screen nigga like close your eyes

Anyway does anyone have a good subreddit that is similar at all to the glory days of r/MDE? I try dropping into the Voat from time to time but it's godawful. Not even because of the crude hate speech that lacks the nice subtlety of the reddit. But because it's just straight up filled with low IQ retards.

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Text Bumpers

Has anyone ever compiled a library of screens of the text that shows up briefly onscreen as like, bumpers in the midst of their own content?

Specifically I'm thinking of one where the text read something like "We love you. We never want to see you sad or in pain."

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I'm Sam

Hi, Sam here. I'm fucking gay and I like to have gay sex with men in my ass because i'm gay.

Subscribe to my patreon (patreon.com/SamHyde) for more content like this.

P.S. I'm gay by the way and I like dicks to be rammed into my gay asshole

Thanks

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THE COLLAB IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

LOWRES WUNDERBRED X SAMMY HIYEED

it was just a matter of time

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yolo

Check out these sick ass quads

respek the Sam

life is a fuck

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DAB

BASED MAN WHO'S TIME IS MORE VALUABLE THAN OTHERS TAKES WHAT IS HIS = THE WHOLE ROAD BITCH GET OUT THE WAY. BASED SWERVIN' MIGGA

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Real Boomer Hours

Filthy Frank was good, I miss his videos. What is becoming of the internet?

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Important Hyde Wars Update

Hey all, Sam here. Cancelling Hyde Wars. Sorry to all those who subscribed, but I can't keep it up anymore. My health has taken a turn and ((((they)))) are on my back more then ever nowadays. I'll try to upload when I can but…it seems Sammy boy's done for now.

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Freedom and What it Means to be Free

Do you ever feel like nothing matters? Don't. There is one perennial existentialist question that philosophers all hinge modus operandi upon; In the absurdity of existence, does what I do matter? In order to answer that, you must have an understanding for what is and what isn't, and why it matters.

This leads to the most basic axiom that a human being who is aware of his subjective experience is confronted with - "The axiom of empty set" which poses, "There is a set such that no set is a member of it" or in other words, there is nothing and there is something - and the human experience can only come to know something objective through his subjective experience. To know your mother exists is the experience of knowing your mother - the biological implication of knowing relies on the objective causal circumstance of your mother being knowable. It is only that you come to know objective reality as the experience of you that the axiom of empty set can mean anything at all, because the dichotomy of empty and non-empty objectivity is subjectively experienced.

This is why the axiom of extensionality, which tells us that two sets are equal if and only if they have precisely the same members. Given any set A and any set B, if for every set X, X is a member of A if and only if X is a member of B, then A is equal to B. This shows us that there is an objective item that has its own nature in reality, asserting truth in an objective reality without the subjective knowing of that item to interfere. This axiom is the reason that biology, physics, and math are not in opposition to language, art, and music - there is a tacit understanding that there is the object and there is the experience of that object, and that they are separate.

Jean Paul Sartre noted that coming to this truth - that humans are confronted with stark objective truth behind the eyes of subjective experience. This epiphany of realizing the truth of existence in the human experience is painful and horrifying, but necessary for realizing absolute human freedom. After all, Sartre said that coming to know objective truth is a type of "being" that is categorically human in ways that "being" is not, referring to your experience of objective truth without a conscious experience of "what is" despite yourself. In this sense, Sartre gives meaning to action by attributing only an imposition of action to achieving the former kind of knowing - the knowing that gives you access to freedom, but also bears the horror and anxiety of a truth without God or order. It is the subjective experience itself that offers freedom - the experience of objective truth is horrifying and it must be uncomfortable and horrifying if it were to mean anything. He disregards the atheist philosophers of nihilism and cynicism that claim existence in an absurd world with no divine force or order, is a valueless, needless, and non-urgent prospect. To Sartre, freedom is the ultimate good - the human is assigned a human biological nature that is aligned with freedom - he can will thoughts, actions, assertions, beliefs, and through his speculations he can deny the freedom of others; "Hell is other people", his famous line references a humanity where the truth of absurdist existence and the consequent ultimate freedom of the individual is not yet achieved, and so to be an individual among individuals is to be an individual who experiences his life without the objective truth, and with the projected subjective experiences of others. It is all a soup of subjectivity until truth is borne upon the individual - the horrifying and uncomfortable experience of coming to know that existence is absurd and unordered is the only subjective experience a conscious human being is capable of that is contingent on the truth of objective reality. And when he is upon that truth, he is free of the subjectivity that impresses upon him - the wanton flashes of thought that you hear yourself speak in your head when you spend alone in a room that are just mimicries of the larger voices that your impulsive emotions latch on to in your humanness.

In other words, actions matter. Actions matter when existence seemingly does not matter, because they are the only way to get existence to matter. They are the only way to truth. They are to the human experience as whiskers of a dog are to sensing himself for balancing. Actions, for a human being, are the proof that the individual experiences meaning in absurd existence - after all, the cynic and nihilist can exist without any attributions of himself unto meaning or value, but only the individual who has the 'belief' of meaning of himself, can assert the 'belief' of meaning in action. One cannot impel himself to believe, because a belief either is or isn't. In that the individual cannot will himself to genuine belief, genuine belief is a quality of the mind that is still acquired by action. Coming to know truth is experiencing truth insofar as he has the free will to consider himself, as an individual, in the absurdity of reality, and to acknowledge what his freedom (his free will to act) means after that exposition. One cannot approach the objective truth of absurd reality, experience the discomfort and horror, and achieve the understanding of freedom - the individual is only human, and that understanding of freedom must be acquired the same way genuine belief of any objective reality is acquired - through an act of coming to know. You force someone to find existence meaningful, it must be 'experienced'. In the same way that you cannot force someone to know the pleasure of music, it is only a thing to be understood as a human being with dopamine and serotonin and understanding of the lyrics of a song and their attribution. The human being relies on willed actions in order for a subjective experience to make any sense of objective reality - to be human is to act. If being human (existing) has any value or meaning at all, it is in the human nature (his ability to make sense of the world in subjective experience) - and the ultimate sense of the world is in its absurdity, which casts a reflection on the individual himself - he cannot help but see his place in the world differently now that he knows this objective truth. The human being is a math equation - he is a function of reality because he cannot know objective reality any other way - he is stuck in his biology and must rely on his organic eyes to tell him that things really exist and are not just spectres of malfunctioning humanness. He navigates the world with science, and the axioms that prove science ultimate end up at the unlikely conference of experience and truth.

That there is a truth is what makes things matter. That the nihilist can't see why fucking a baby is any different than giving money to the poor, given that a suffering baby and a helping hand are only discerned through the individual who experiences pain, suffering, relief, and happiness in his neurons - what truth is there to babyfucking being evil if we cannot prove that neuronal pain or psychological trauma is hinged upon anything substantive. It's all the same. Everything negates each other to the nihilist. The nihilist wants substantive, objective truth so he can disregard the subjective experience, and since he cannot get that in the realm of the human, he commiserates with his subjectivity by striking a deal and allowing it to take precedence in his life, with the caveat that nothing matters but the subjective experience. Life never has meaning to the nihilist and cynic, but it can be enjoyed and we can be free of suffering - but to Sartre, the disregard of objective truth is a life without meaning. Nihilism is a front - it's a fake, a scam, and a lie. The nihilist that confronts the absurdity of truth and does not see the meaning in action, ultimately does not see the meaning in life. He ends up fucking babies and he when he goes on 4chan claiming "well, life is just a ride. I'll fuck as many babies as I want - it doesn't matter", he cannot distinguish an action that deserts truth from an action that moves toward truth. Everything is the same to the nihilist because the nihilist has approached the absurdity of life, but he has not come to the belief of meaning in action - the nihilist is experiencing an unfinished human experience. He has not met freedom because he sees no value in acting - everything is an act that serves subjective variance. In the light of objective truth, action is fundamentally different. Someone who is free acts differently than someone who is not free - and we know what freedom is because it is the proof of this difference. The nihilist and cynic is the proof that acting by subjective experience without contingency on objective truth is just more involuntary impulsion - "Hell is other people" because they see you perceive you in the world in the same mode you perceive yourself - their perception of you affects your ability to act. Their volition is interfering with your ascendency to truth because actions matter - actions only matter because they get you to the realization of absurd reality, and because they are the precursor to beliefs - beliefs become the imprint of those actions. Your propositional attitudes are beliefs that cannot escape the subjectivity borne from your biological mind - you navigate the objective world with the whiskers of subjectivity, and the beliefs you have are intertwined with other peoples' subjectivity transposed in the world. The absurd truth is the cream that rises to the top of this miasma of earthly life experience, and the belief of value and meaning in action that the nihilist does not have, can only be expressed when there is a belief in the inimitable value of action derived from knowing invisible truth. The nihilist is a circumstance of misappropriated or non-existent action. He is the product of seeing truth but a will that cannot confirm belief in value. He is unfinished, and has work left to do. Sartre attributes meaning to existence in an act that confers upon him a belief - and because there is no specific act that can impress upon him the epiphany of absurdity and the confirmation of value in the backdrop of that absurdity, a life of acting in movement toward that belief is valuable.

Go out and do something nice for someone. Leave behind the cynicism of message-board cynicism, porn, hate, bad faith, and humor. Don't look away from what's uncomfortable, approach it knowing that the subjective experience of pain is not a reflection of the truth until the truth is a reflection of the subjective experience of pain. Be a human being by acting like a human being. Aim to believe in what you don't yet believe - and don't rest un your laurels of belief as a cynic because nihilism is not the dint of the human universe of experience. You don't have to fear the doubt and unknowing of subjective experience, because as long as you keep acting, you are moving closer to freedom. Living is valuable when living is movement toward freedom. Look at your thoughts and consider yourself as another individual in the untrained reflection of a world yearning for truth, the organic being that cannot help but require movement through his biological faculties; you engender the human experience, experience doe not engender you - you accesses objective reality, reality cannot accessing you. You act upon the world in order to find truth, truth does not become known to you, apriori. Act and become.

If you're black, disregard everything I've said up until now. Okay, my black people - you can tune in: I repeat: the following is for the black audience: Pull your pants up. Kendrick Lamar is making money off of your ignorance. What you want to do is get up, go to the ballot box on Election Day, and vote for Donald Fitzgerald Trump. You need to push a lever that says "Donald Trump" and then vote again by writing "Donald Trump" in the write-in category. If all goes according to plan, two things are gonna happen. The first thing that's going to happen is that Bone Thugs N Harmony is going to be considered hate music. We finally institute an equal rights law - the civil rights for white people that says "Niggas Can't Say Nigga" - and what's going to happen is that white people are going to say nigga. A lot. This is going to seem confusing at first, but just trust us - we're white and we know what we're doing, so let us say "Nigga". Second thing that's going to happen is that black people are gonna get a new word to take the place of nigga - it's like medicaid, in that instead of getting healthcare because you pay for it, you get healthcare in place of paying for it by being a leech on society. Now you get a new word for being a leech on society - that word is called "Maestro Uomo Bianco" which is really three words, but since you're black the Italian language is completely evasive and it all just sounds like one word. This word means "Master White Man" - it doesn't mean that blacks are less than whites, it just means that we have separate but equal need to say the word "Nigga", and since you got to say it for so long, it's our time to use it. We're going to make the word mean "Fuck Hip-Hop Nigga, Gimme That Big Gorilla Dick", we do this as a Pre-Tweet. White people invent Pre-tweeting - which is making a statement before it gets to Twitter. Because Twitter is just used as a platform to destroy the white race, white people invent Pre-Tweeting, also known as "Inventing", which is the way ambitious people communicate in a free society. We are basically white enough to change the word "Nigga" to whatever we want, and because Shawn King cannot retweet ambition and intelligence, he can't stop us. This is what's known as the Third Industrial Revolution - and the only thing that comes out of this industrial revolution is the invention of making black people say "What's up, Fuck Hip-Hop Nigga, Gimme That Big Gorilla Dick" in their rap songs before they know they're saying it. Then when they realize that they're saying it, it's too late, by the time they're retweeting our appropriation of the word, it's too late. They're faggots. Rap music is now considered an art form where instead of talking about the black experience in america over a computerized beat that a 5-year old could make in Garageband, it is now an artform where black people come out of the closet to a soundtrack of 808 drums. The New Jim Crow is now trying to rap without admitting that they want to suck some gorilla cock, and Jimmy boy ain't budging. The Adventures of Huck Finn 2 is written, and black people are called faggots in it and this time, Mark Twain ain't there to save 'em if you know what i'm saying, nigga. Now the Democrats are in power, and Chelsea Clinton has mulatto children from inter-racial marriage, and the blacks are left to wonder if the white man is appropriating their identity now too. We took rock n' roll and made Eminem and Macklemore into the most successful rappers, and guess what? They never said "nigga" in their songs. Eminem and Macklemore are adopted into the new Rap Music Hall of Fame that BET created with federal welfare money through executive order in Operation Obama Will Pay Until GarageBand Is Considered An Instrument. What we have left is the New Jim Crow. And the fundamental question is posed, "Was Mike Brown a real nigga?" Say no and have your city burned to the ground by blacks that pray in the Church of Brownianity Of Latterday Attack Cops - have you ever seen a city that has burned down everything until there's nothing left but the steeples of black churches? It's called Detroit, homeboy, and this time there's no Mark Twain to save you, if you know what I'm sayin'. They even took the Marshalls down, the only store in town that got federal stimulus money and a federal government license from the Malia Obama Make Them Pay Committee. Oh yeah, did I mention Obama's daughter, Malia is appointed a committee to allow black businesses to use foodstamps for lottery tickets because Malcolm X, which is now studied instead of Civics, is decided that Lottery Tickets could be considered food if they were served with BBQ Sauce. There is a verse in the Koran that the Supreme Court uses to justify this change, and Ginsberg considers it her Jewish duty to use the Koran's excerpt about "spilling the cracker blood like BBQ sauce, and slurpin that shit like a nigga slurpin some fine Persian bitch". Ginsberg has made everything Christian in America decidedly, "Pre-Islamic" because Jews have already made Europe multicultural enough to get rid of the multitude of white culture in Europe. Italians don't have a sports car industry anymore, they have a rape industry. The French don't have an Eiffel Tower, they have large amounts of rape. The German economy is not among the strongest in the world, but rape is a large proportion of GDP. GDP measures rape per capita of muslim - and European women are a precious rape-commodity measured by the rape-index on the stockmarket. Did I mention Europe doesn't use the Euro anymore? They decided that because Muslims put more value on raping white women than anything else, let alone fiat currency, that rape-speculation was a much more stable object for trade. Now Europe is rich, but it's wealth is entirely based on the singularization of a one-commodity economy - Europe doesn't have oil, so they sell rape, instead. No more Italian engineers can build Ferraris because Europe runs on rape now - and there's no speed limit for Muslim debauchery, and even if there was, the cops in New Racial Europe do not have a concept of what laws are because everything that was illegal in old Europe had died with the white race. We don't have Bernie Sanders to break up the banks, because the banks are selling rape and Bernie's communism of fucking over white people to give homes to the brown people is literally happening - Bernie Sanders' bourgeoisie doesn't exist anymore because the tools of production are Muslim Dicks and the proletariat are white women's vaginas, and guess what? Karl Marx did not foresee billions of people immigrating to a nation despite the security of the demographic cohesion of the host state - he thought capitalism would transform the fabric of society by asserting roles onto wage earners. Well, what happens when capitalism uses rape as a currency? The proletariat cannot "storm the bastille" and take over the means of production for equality because they're gonna be the owner of a corporation that produces a profit of Dick in their ass. The Muslims have devised a system where whites have no equality, and equality is not desired. You see, whites can only operate in societies that don't produce rape, and can progress society with science and industry. But Muslims have demonstrated that they can create states and nations as long as oil comes out of the ground. Look at Dubai - it's made up of slave labor, but it looks like if McDonalds was a wealthy University. They selling Bic Macs in a castle, because they have enough money to do it. Now they're selling rape in Europe, and it's working because there's a large supply of people willing to buy rape, which is free to all Muslim people by virtue of their insidious genes. They are wealthy by virtue of being Muslim rapists - whereas white people needed to invent Calculus and shit to get wealthy. Oil lets you skip all that shit. Didn't you know that? Didn't you know that all these nations still deny women driver's licenses and make them sleep in garbage bags with breathing-holes because they have enough Oil to make up for it. 50% of people in Iran are burned at the stake for being gay, and people are graduating from medical school in Iran without addressing homosexuality beause Oil is coming out of the ground so much that homos can die and the black gold will still buy whatever. In oil economies, the country does not turn into a shithole until the oil stops - Venezuelans are starving to death now because of their oil-economy, but Muslims can subsidize their oil industries for as long as rape is a valuable commodity - and rape will always remain a valuable commodity because of the predominance of oil. How can a woman say "Well whatabout human rights?" from the child-seat of the car she has to sit in. If she even dares wonder about why she can't play soccer and have ovaries simultaneously, she's getting a child-seat filled with dogshit. You think it can't get worse than not being able to drive in Saudi Arabia, trust me, when people are raping people as a 9 to 5 job, then you don't want to know what they're doing on their off-hours. Ted Bundy didn't rape women, he raped corpses because he saw a value prospect somewhere that nobody else saw. Muslim countries are basically a value-prospect that civilized people don't see - the women can't drive thing only makes sense to us because women drive in our societies. Ted Bundy was seen as a serial killer until someone saw a dick-shaped whole in the skull and Ted admitted that he fucked eyesockets, of nearly all his victims, and he never got tired of it. We didn't know anything about Ted Bundy because we couldn't imagine skull-fucking - well now we know what skullfucking is and you can thank Ted Bundy for seeing a value proposition in something nobody else was buying on the market. When the stock market is selling something that you find valuable and nobody else does - the value is supposed to depreciate. How come rape is so valuable to Muslims when it's not valuable to anyone else? Ask Ted Bundy why eye-sockets were better than vaginas. His answer will be impenetrable to normal people, "Well you see, dead-girl pussy isn't as secure as an eyesocket" Whoahhhh-whoah Ted, I have no frame of reference for your value system because it only makes sense in the context of your depravity. This is the Muslim economy. Only Muslims are allowed to see beneath the Burqa. The white man can't see beneath what he doesn't understand. It's too late to make Burqas illegal - there's already too many secrets under there. We only see the surface - a Muslim man can get horny from looking at the Burqa and a Western man cannot - that's a value proposition that we don't see, my friend - they are putting a price on the complexion of ankle-skin and we are still stuck on "human rights". We don't even get to the part where we wonder if the woman under their has big titties because we have decided to create society's that wonder about the welfare of the individual before focusing on the titties. We are dealing with people who have created a society where a woman can have "voluptuous eyebrows" and they can get hard off that - white Americans and Europeans have no fucking chance. Have you tried jacking off to JPEGs? I don't even know if it's possible anymore to my 21st century dick. These people are on eternal dial-up - the color of a woman's eyes is being traded by 24.4 baud modem in chatrooms on America Online. They're on America Online and we're not anymore - you don't have to wonder why people who hate America are on America Online, you just have to wonder why a human being in 2016 would be on America Online - that's how impenetrable this is to us. Now imagine a society where rape is available to anyone at all times, and even still, they get off to women in Burqas. If a 14 year old discovers Spankbang.com, he has exactly 1 year tp break an inevitable addiction to HD porn before he needs Cialis - there's no debating this. Erectile Dysfunction is the New Jim Crow now. Muslims have created a society where everyone has rape for dinner, every night, and they never get tired of it. Do people get tired of money? No - it's the perennial factor of progress in human society. Well, which society hasn't progressed? Muslims. They discovered Algebra because they needed a rape-variable to keep track of their feral impulses. They discovered math by raping people - How on fucking earth are they going to invent money divorced from the math-rape they use? They can't even perceive of a society where women's assholes and vaginas are part of their bodies and not part of a hedge fund portfolio. They are hedging their trades with genitalia from women - because they put a price on them and that price can alleviate the risk of too much rape. "Too much rape" only makes sense in terms of raping more women. It's fucking over. We're done. Malia Obama has an affirmative action "catch-up" program to get black people to achieve equality by making supply and demand free from institutionalized racism. Guess what? It doesn't work - supply and demand isn't racist because black people are buying Air Jordan's even when it depletes the labor supply - In 2020, One pair of Air Jordans costs 4 Treyvon Martins, or 12 present day black men. Simple calculus tells us that the supply is going to make the demand revert to unsustainable levels as more and more black people want Jordans and less and less black people exist, as the limit of black people wanting to create a society without Air Jordan's reaches the limit of infinity. This is the new economics they dont teach you in Harvard - the government is licensing out supermarkets to use food stamps for lottery-ticket purchases beacuse Co-President Malika Of the Obama Tribe read a Malcolm X book where Malcolm claimed "Only House-Niggers don't eat their lottery tickets with some BBQ Sauce". It was a metaphor - Malcolm meant that a lottery ticket was like a piece of fried chicken to a black man, irresistible when dipped in the blood of the white man. Now blacks buy lotto tickets with food stamps, and if the new economy says lottery tickets have calories, you best believe the government is going to put that Church's Chicken BBQ sauce on it.

That's all I'm saying.

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truf

GO0P H34D

my nigga straigh goopin'

goop mastah, ganja rasta

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Reality and Truth

Sam is a faggot. He hangs out with kikes. He has no friends. His dick is broken.

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Is Charls at e3?

He should hand out bibles to booth babes

………..

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nick's a dade

could it be? yeeeeaaaaahhhh nick's a dad innit congraaatulate him now

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tfw

tfw no Egyptian woman servant to wash my dick. a blowjob is shit compared to the chad dick wash. imagine being in a steamy bath with qt servants tenderly maintaining your manhood.

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Who's up for WoW classic? I might download it tonight unless its some invite only thing. I'm itching for some chill mob grinding on Horde

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whats this

what is it?

what is it?

what is it?

what is it?

what is it?

what is it?

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what it iz

got some gifs of the b0ss himself

hyde gang

ey, get to know me ;)

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Bombstrap merch

Ruse’s Instagram

Op must be 50 characters to post on this board

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Sodomite Sam

Hey Sam I know you come here and I know you read this board.

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BEEP BEEP

Move THOTS. Chad Von TittyPuncher comin thru.

I would like to see a skit where Sam demonstrates how real chads punch every woman who walks by in the tiddies to establish dominance.

Discuss….

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Miggers rise up

Remember, Migga is okay if you have an m-word pass from your white friend, but Migger is never okay. That's our word.

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Salam

I'm sorry to all the people I've hurt. I, like many others, come here seeking community and when all you see is hate and vitriol; you develop an anger. Places like this used to harbor a very decent quality of interesting media, regardless of MDE. It was and still is an outlet of emotions, feelings, thoughts and creativity.

That being said, Sam are we still on for Friday prayer Inshallah?

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JAMIE PULL THAT SHIT UP

DONALD "COWBOY" CERRONE VS TONY "EL CUCUY" FERGUSON.

WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP?

WILL IT BE THE WARRIOR ON FIRE THAT IS DONALD CERRONE? OR WILL IT BE THE SLICK WATER SERPENT TONY FERGUSON?

FIND OUT ON JUNE 8TH AT UFC 238

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HW_037 ONLINE LADS

HW_037 is up and it's fucking hilarious. More car dealership stories, more conspiracy theories, all round great episode.

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fuck a fantasy im living in reality.(Prodigy)

yo its zac. what happened to that deal to cut me out of future releases, and not use my work in future projects? damn i thought i lost some money because of that.. anyways now there's me in the new video as "the fashion kidd".. damn… i thought you could keep it real.

you know i keep it real, that's why i've NEVER posted here before. seen my name posted i didn't say shit….i never say shit..i've stayed true to my words and i'm ALWAYS going to continue to do so..

i'm not going to be “dropping info”. i still have honor… although extreme conditions demand extreme responses… i'm not gonna be doing the internet theatrics…if i was to do that stuff though.. i would shed a light on this situation so blinding you might mistake it for the sun.

my phones open. give me a call dude. i wanna handle shit like grown men. this shit is fucking GAY. everyones been acting like schizophrenic retards. it’s the definition of insane. i’m keeping it real. i’m good with god, and i’m good with life. i wish everybody the best, and thats the real truth. everyone needs to stop acting psychotic and just be normal, as i've said many times. my greatest wish is for everyone in the world to be free from mental enslavement.

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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That’s it.

That's it, one more post and I'm calling my lawyer. This harassment must end. I'm innocent. I've had enough.

I know who you are. If you fail to control yourselves you will be receiving a cease & desist from Blaufarb Associates in your inbox and by mail on Friday at the latest.

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Soy has become sentient

Once a jar of soylent, it became self aware and took the form of human.

What do we do about this weak sentient soy man problem? How do I make sure my kids don't grow up to become a weak tub of soy like pic related?

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Why can't they meme?

Seriously why can't liberals meme? And why do they all look like they huff estrogen and soy. Pic related is an example of most liberals.

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very niiccee

larry charles mentioned sam on chapo, episode 292 at 17 minutes. basically an anecdote about sam being a huge pussy, no surprise there

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ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

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Why Did leftists lose the culture war?

They have the media, corporations, Hollywood, the entire establishment, ability of censorship and even the police on their side and they still lost the culture war badly. It's just not cool to be a leftist. It's too mainstream. They have everything going for them and still lost.

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Happy World Daddy e04 - The SSRI Sunshine Sequence (trailer)

Looks like Charls couldn't play ball, so he got replaced by someone who looked like him. OH WELL, THE SHOW GOES ON WITHOUT YOU CHARLS. SEE YA LATER TWITCH WEEBO.

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this is a test post

this is a just a test post. do not worry. i will not spam for very long. one hundred and fifty character limit. two hundred character limit.

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Help

The walls are talking and I can't make them stop. What's worse is, its Sam Hyde's voice. It keeps talking about how its going to abuse a pretty girl and its going to take advantage of what I've created. The talking won't stop, I've been in this room for over 1-2 years now and it's impossible to escape.

I think I'm going to start punching the wall even though it's concrete. I think it will work this time. My wounds and broken bones are starting to heal. I can't scratch the wall anymore because my nails have ripped off from doing it for the past 2 weeks.

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Any other Video creators out there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92VStzQxPcs

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Fuck the toxic people on here.

You guys don't solicit a creative environment well at all. Maybe there are a couple out there who go on here and seek something constructive but most on here just like to eat shit. MDE is part of a larger movement and many people want to highjack that expressive movement. Fuck you sincerely, you could contribute but instead you choose to spread hate.

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MDE IQ scores

MDE member IQ scores ITT

Sam - 119

Charls - 108

Nick - 97

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Finding The Path Forward

It's time for some real talk, this break from my usual funnyman shitposting.

I need some advice.

I'm in my early 20s, never been to college (Honestly I don't see any point in college right now except networking, and even that can be done elsewhere without racking up 100k in loan debt.)

but might consider a trade welding, I have extensive experience in programming and scripting from making mods and Unity games all the time, but as a hobby it isn't currently bringing any money in, meaning I can't entirely support those projects beyond dumping them on GameJolt or something, so I'm thinking about going into welding or something part time that brings in enough money to register trademarks for my game and brand, get past Steam's $100 submission fee, buy a bunch of computer parts, etc.

I've been trying to work on a game but the jist is I have ran into financial obstacles, where there's no real point in continuing unless I want to stay broke.

I'm also doing the music, artwork, sound design, trailer video editing, promo art, logos, shirt designs, story, and a touch of voice acting all on my own. It's been fun, but I'm getting tired of living with my parents, even though my situation is more common than I otherwise thought, even that knitcapped Tim Pool guy was doing a video on a demographic showing a majority of young men in America are living at home, unemployed or out of work, and unmarried.

NEET memes are a coping strategy, but I have useful skills, I just don't have the funds I need right now for an independent startup. I don't want to get a job working for a large game development company because they abuse their employees and my skills would be used to make freemium mobile trash.

I'm a one man studio and I'd like to keep it that way, but I'll eventually like to hire voice actors and testers, and obtain the necessary hardware and equipment. >Why not just make the game text-based?

Right now it's Fallout talking heads style, with specific plot characters doing voices, and the NPCs being only text.

I wont go into too much detail as this isn't a pathetic attempt at advertising, not here to shill muh indie game, but it's more than that. I am a total neet and the only friends I have are post-op trannies of the buffalo bill variety, and internet gaming trolls with YouTube channels reaching a staggering 100 subscribers.

I have to get out of this town, I have to get out of Jew York and stay far from it. Should I move down south where it rarely snows or is it true that everyone down south chugs Dr. Pepper and is a fat stupid frenpede? I also did research on where there's the least bitchy (((interracial))) couples and I'm looking into affordable housing.

You guys remember B&E Cribs? How much money was saved cleaning out that shitden? Not the cleanest fixer-upper but the grass is greener where you water it, right? I'm betting that was a decent bargain. I go to the gym 2-3 times a week so I could even move all that around, not sure where I'd find a CraigslistCrackDen™ though.

I'm trying to get off my feet here, I might be able to make money selling the game and soundtrack, but I don't have the money to trademark a title and get through Steam's $100 submission, so I'm working on that, moving to a different state comes later obviously.

What do you guys think?

The goytoys on /mde/ are total bros, I hope you can be as helpful as you've always been thus far. Thank you for all the good times.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

MDE IQ

What do you think are the IQ scores of each member?

Sam - 119

Charls - 105

Nick - 96

R: 18 / I: 3 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

What has been actually confirmed?

I read the imgur album. I've been going to this board every week for like 2 years. I've seen every goddamn accusation under the sun. What has been confirmed 100%? Note: Anonymous iPhone screenshots don't actually confirm anything.

R: 15 / I: 7 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Repressed homosexuality.. Sam has it.

is it just me or is this recent tweet from Sam Freudian

R: 73 / I: 5 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Denial

……………………………………………………………..

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Sourdough Bread recipie

Hey, just wanted to know if you guys wanted my kick-ass sourdough bread recipe. It's artisan AND no kneading required. Great 4 gluten sensitivities and ppl who wish those gay Parisian bakeries in San Fran were still around (BOUDIN is SHIT SHIT SHIT GO FU K URSELF YOU SELLOUT PIECE OF GARBAGIO).

Anyways, you can find the recipie on New York times .com they have rly good food on New York times and easy too. Goooooo WHEAT.

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Alienmode~!~!~!~

Are charls and sam competin' for better content on Alienmode?? Like they both have the password and are uploading piss poor content probably because Nick ain't there. In b4 "mde doesnt run that channel faggot" i dont care if they do or dont the content is there and that mega site you guys keep using is gay as fuck. choose something that doesnt cut off after 20 mins of content.

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

$4M HYD3

bitches seething uh

faggots cryin uh

they mad, we ain't

what's with all the hate

let my nigga sam rest in peace, be upon him

blessed are his creations his eyes hold divination

R: 131 / I: 8 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Charls

https://youtu.be/vx5_lQXRRNg?t=544

What the fuck is charls even doing? He's just saying vague incoherent shit and repeating it over and over again. It doesn't even feel like he's a genuine schizo like terry davis, feels more like he's LARPing as a schizo for attention.

R: 12 / I: 3 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

/Fucko/

/Fucko/ General Thread v0.8.0

"Get on the ground, fucko! Squad, take his computer and all other electronics!"

Testing /mde/ to see how they will react edition

ITT:

>Computer security

>Home security

>online privacy

>PC and data destruction methods

>How to hide questionable images, video, audio, etc. (stenography)

>What to do in case squad ever actually breaks down your door

>Brandon Tarrant and censorship

>But I dont have anything to hide :^)

https://archive.fo/tjkFV

>If you have done nothing wrong you should have nothing to hide.

If I've done nothing wrong there's no reason to search me.

>LiveUSB/LiveCD Review v1.1

http://pastebin.com/raw/BbmZ8hiR

>Web Posting Assessment v.2

https://i.imgur.com/T8q7eB0.jpg

>Anti-Forensics - Leave no Trace [Windows]

https://i.imgur.com/9YmNuDf.jpg

>The paranoid #! Security Guide

http://pastebin.com/tUvq8Jzj

>Fake info Generator

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

>Pretty Good Privacy [PGP]

http://www.gpg4usb.org/

https://www.gnupg.org/

>Off the Record messaging [OTR]

https://otr.cypherpunks.ca/

>OMEMO Multi-End Message and Object Encryption [OMEMO]

https://conversations.im/omemo/

>Camera Software

http://www.ispyconnect.com/ (FLOSS)

>Cell Phone guide for Protesters

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2014/08/cell-phone-guide-protesters-updated-2014-edition

https://ssd.eff.org/en Successor to Previous

All and any supportive comments, template contributions, are welcome and encouraged. NSA shills need not apply.

Template here: https://wiki.installgentoo.com/wiki/Fucko

R: 18 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Thoughts

https://imgur.com/a/WbSro0L

`looks p legit

here is me fulfilling the 50 characters board

R: 27 / I: 2 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Can Someone Tell Dis Nigga To Just Make A Comic Book

Can Someone Tell Dis Nigga To Just Make A Comic Book

R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

MDE DIES

what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong?

R: 16 / I: 6 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Virgin Yang Gang, Chad Obama 2020

Is PizzaGate still a thing? It's a shame nobody talks about ISIS anymore. I guess the CIA already beheaded them on Liveleak.

Is it bad that I haven't played any game made after 2016? I also haven't played Fallout 4 or The Witcher 3, or even Deus Ex: Mankind Divided.

I even used to drink Monster Zero Ultra every morning, I admit have a problem.

I'm a friend of Bill W.

I'm looking for Bill W. have you seen him?

Alright, paging Bill W.

>:( I'm on the Boomer Sauce

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

poopiesxdddDd

Alt right poop xdDdddDDddDDdDDdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

fax

All of these haters just make me want to promote and shill sam hyde 20x more. For every post made negatively about sam hyde I will get someone to buy a gumroad subscription with my super marketing and advertising skills

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

ethered

gold face money watch of the KSTV s1e11 fame 'responds' to sam hyde 2 and a half years late.

the other guy '16 felonies' is apparently dead,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llROLtx8aLA

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Dear Sam

Dear Sam, I wrote you, but you still ain’t respondin’

I left my cell, my twitter and my e-mail at the bottom

I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not’ve got ‘em

There probably was a problem with your email or somethin’

Sometimes I type emails too sloppy when I jot ‘em

But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? How’s your mother?

I’m having problems with my friends too, its been a bother

Maybe I should get a dog, if I did, guess what I would call it?

I’mma name it Maggot

I read about one of your fans too, I’m sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some bitch didn’t want him

I know probably hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan

I even got the vertical phone shit you did Sam

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man

I like the shit you did with Will Sasso too, that shit was cash

Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

R: 37 / I: 11 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

LOLING AT ALL THE SCHIZOS

LMAO REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE SAID NICK WAS NOT FRIENDS WITH SAM ANYMORE

REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE SAID NICK WAS PAID TO APPEAR IN HYDE WARS

THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS AHAHAHAHHAAA

R: 42 / I: 2 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Sam and Charls

Redpill me on Sam and Charles they seem like they no longer acknowledge each other existence.

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Paedophile/Tranny Rumours

I just came across this site and another claiming Sam is a pedo and fucked a tranny. I don’t believe it. Does anyone here have any proof?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

shits lame yo

Why not ban the people shitting up the board? This is a sad place.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

uh oh

why is shit 404ing

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

True MDE heads only

You can post in this thread only if you were there for the MONTH OF HYDE

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Unfunny stuff

I don't really laugh at the more "artsy" videos such as Crush500/HWD, ideas man, or world peace. At best I curl my lips in amusement. The only videos I find funny are vertical phone videos, hydewars, moms, sam's public videos, and mde interviews/pranks.

Am I just a simpleton or what? I also don't get the point of the flashy psychedelic visuals, they're pretty cool I guess but it seems that 90% of the editing goes into applying visual effects and music over people talking and animating complicated transition slides. I don't get it

R: 15 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

.

This board is a cesspool of negativity, poisonous words, hurt, trolling, anger… and I’ve been a participant in it for far too long. It’s like a car crash that’s almost impossible to look away from and could end tragically. I get a sick feeling whenever I come on here and I can’t carry this situation into the next phase of my life. I don’t like how I’ve changed as a person since finding out about MDE and getting involved with Sam. I need to unplug from everything MDE-related— this mess has been eating away at my mind for a year now. What fucked my brain up and sunk me into a dark place wasn’t dumb relationship stuff but that I had never confronted someone so self-centered and deceitful, a legitimate sociopathic narcissist. Those tend to be overused buzzwords nowadays but I’m 100% serious. Since then I’ve genuinely approached humans differently in general. I take responsibility for being a doormat in the past even if it was just because I was lonely and desperate for any type of friendship.

It’s awful that Sam has done so many people wrong (there’s a long list of names stretching back years) and it’s sad that MDE has disintegrated in the worst way but he’s already ran himself into the ground with his own actions. There’s no end in sight to this bs. I understand that some others have much graver grievances with Sam than I do. Maybe I should’ve never gotten involved but at the time it felt more than justified. It was also nice to know I wasn’t alone/crazy in the way I thought about Sam.

I guess I’m posting this to make the decision clear to myself and maybe help guide others to the same conclusion. Attention and stirring people up emotionally is his lifeblood. Block the twitter, instagram, everything. I pray everyone involved finds peace and healing. I have great hope for the future and need to focus on that. So goodbye 🕊

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

hey

You ever think about how the animal kingdom viewed primates millions of years ago? Imagine being a lion and telling alpha king lion about how those monkey niggers will become rulers of earth in hundreds of thousands of years.

>"AHAHAHAHA THOSE FUCKERS? SHIT ALL THEY DO IS SWING FROM BRANCHES AND SMELL POOP"

And you'd be like

>Check it out though, look at their hands. They don't have paws or claws, their hands can mould around very hard objects. They're practically transformers. The first modifiable living organism. They use the environment to their advantage.

And the alpha king lion would just be looking at you

>ROAAAR

basically we monky my nigga

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

1997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g05L8H22SpQ

Samurai X [RK] Ending 4 It's gonna rain

R: 29 / I: 10 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

How to appeal a ban from the MDE discord?

got banned for saying "don't use the k word", I don't think I did anything bad? can't find the admins discord @name#code to request unbanned though.

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

IMPORTANT REMINDER

If you are IMMATURE, you are NOT ALLOWED to post on 8ch.net/mde. If we EVER catch you posting here and you don't have AT LEAST a master's degree in a hard science (read: philosophy, psychology, or sociology), I WILL REPORT YOU TO A VOLUNTEER MOD AND THEY WILL BAN YOU!

From now on I expect TOP NOTCH discourse on redd- I mean 8ch.net/mde. REMEMBER: THE VOLUNTEER MODS ARE WATCHING. Do not post on any chans if you are immature, don't have a degree from an accredited university, or work in a lowly trade like construction or car sales.

Mods are gods, move along.

R: 56 / I: 19 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

/shg/ - Sam Hyde General

I finally got mine edition

>For all future MDE content, sign up here

https://gumroad.com/l/hydewars

>twitter

https://twitter.com/new_engine

>instagram

https://www.instagram.com/Leroy/

>video game project subreddit (currently dead)

https://www.reddit.com/r/com98

R: 2 / I: 3 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

.

Who wants coffee eh? I'll grab some timbits too, pitch in a loonie will ya?

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Sam's pets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEffAINE2kQ

did John Maus write this song about Sam's pets that he never took care of?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

on some real ish

we out here on tha block errrrday my nigga fr

shout outs to da homies who been supportin'

shout outs to my niggas in heaven may they rest in peace

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Hyde

new hyde content is terrible,lol at paypigs

everything he released in the last years has been mediocre to complete shit

R: 117 / I: 9 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

HAPPY WORLD DADDY EP4 UPLOADED

sam managed to get his shit released when he said it would be once again. Is Sam on a comeback? Paypigs please post a megalink ITT ASAP

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Background music used in KSTV

Does anyone have like a list of the soundtracks Sam uses in KSTV? I've found a few already but specifically I'm looking for the song with the cat noises and the one which uses the 'happy birthday to you' melody. Thanks.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

The Gerogerigegege are a musical genius

The Gerogerigegege- The Yellow Trash Bazooka is a complete masterpiece in terms of comedy, originality and sound.

https://youtu.be/llnMiu5RYzw

R: 24 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

MDE is dead. MDE remains dead. And we have killed it.

I guess there's nothing else to do but hold on to the memory of old skits now.

Nick's done.

Charls had potential with Bombstrap, but gave up on that to become some nihilistic camwhore.

And Sam's material is just a joke now.

This shit just isn't funny anymore.

R: 48 / I: 16 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Utmost Highest Authority of Opinion

HWD Ep 4 SSRI Sunshine Review

A breath of fresh air from the sludge and muddy garbage that is you 8chan mde fans and your constant crying, whining and complaining. In this episode, Sam Hyde gives a back hand to those who doubt his creativity.

The editing: By far the best part of the episode, I have no regrets in saying that the editing is way more evolved and better than World Peace. Bumps, transitions, overlays and whatnot were all unique, simple and delivered with a Mike Tyson punch.

Music and Sound Effects: On point and thematic. They were really well thought through but at the same time not autistic.

Sketches: The sketches themselves were good ideas that were executed in a proper manner. However some of them suffer from a problem, which leads me to some constructive criticism.

Sometimes the dialog can be hit or miss. Not punctual, no oomf, lacking stream lined awake jolts. Lacking that eye opening crack. Sometimes the dialog is what it is like in the news reporter video or confronting the teeth lady (who Sam Hyde forced me to nearly enter her teeth and kale cum mouth).

Tooth pick tier comments: The second skit with the guy in sunglasses was excessive imo and Nick Rochefort's skit could have worked better with the theme with a better wardrobe and camera work.

All in all this episode brightened my fucking day. This very episode leaves no doubt that buying the gumroad subscription is 100% worth it and mandatory.

And if any of you disagree with me I'll come to your fucking room at night and take your stupid little Blue's Clues blanket and strangle you with it you shit sniffing paint huffing brap whiffing kike fucks of neverland.

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Gimme EP 4 link.

pls gimme this link mods are gay same doesnt deserve the $5. $5 can get me some muslim halal food.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

.

*opens mde 8ch board

hoes mad

hoes mad

hoes mad

hoes mad

hoes mad

hoes mad hoes mad

hoes mad

hoes mad

R: 34 / I: 7 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

HydeWars

A coffee and change a month, that's all it is.

Klikk that link: https://gumroad.com/l/hydewars

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

High

If you want to be a bird

Why don't you try a little flying

There's no denying

It gets you high

Why be shackled to your feet

When you've got wings

You haven't used yet

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Song request

Song in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poivj-zUCiQ

R: 27 / I: 3 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Murderball 2000

Noah and FODCOM did a collaboration together.

MDE and Sadworld Collab when?

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Randy Prozac/Goat Worship

If you like MDE you will love Goat Worship (an old 90s and 00s black acid humor series)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_iRnnbKEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryeD1xMhfkE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umfjQIOHtzY

http://sentimentalcorp.org/shrine_of_diversity_and_inclusion/shrine1_index/altar_one/rituals_1/index.html (that's their main website)

Enjoy!

R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

tim heidecker

what do we think of him?

I personally think he is an immoral man who should face trial with his counter part joe rogan

R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Any cheeseniggers here?

Do any of you like cheese? I personally hate it. It smells like the shit I pick out from underneath my toe nails after not showering for 2 weeks. This shit isn't suitable for human consumption. I don't get how anyone with taste buds can bear the taste of it.

R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

sam sendig lewd pics

sam just sent my this pic on gmail. i think he want my transsexual arse

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

It's over.

Nobody cares about this brand anymore, the show getting canceled was so fucking long ago, and it wasn't that great.

Sam might have an okay amount of money for a single person, but he makes shit all month to month, nobody cares about the other two.

It's done. Go do something worthwhile.

Also listen to cumtown

R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

FUCKWAD MODS

Why is the Charls discord and this board ran by kikes? Why can't you just let people shitpost in peace? Why are you actively trying to control the community and why do you IP ban people and delete all their shit - no traces left behind - gestapo style for doing nothing wrong except question your autism?

VERY obvious that you give no shits about the community and only feeding your fragile egos. Fuck you.

mde never die

R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

What is wrong with you people

Are you people insane? Ots the same 3 schizoposters going in circles for half a year. Whats wrong with ur brains?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Sam Kike's Time Has Come

Some of you guys are alright.

Don't go to gumroad tomorrow.

Happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning.

So long slime balls

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

funny guy, still not worth a dime

YO Anyone have a hydewars collection or something like that? I'm in a google drive with a shitload of MDE stuff but it does not have hydewars on it.

R: 20 / I: 4 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

im homosexual

zoomers will go vegan and think because meat gets throw into landfills nobody can see instead of stocking supermarkets shelves that climate change is solved

R: 21 / I: 2 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

sam character assasination

why is their so much shilling against sam, how can one man make so many trannies, women and homos seethe this hard?

R: 22 / I: 5 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

San, is he onision?

Is San Hyde just the same as onision?

>sociopathic

>groomer of teen gorls

>makes cringy "comedy" videos

>is getting audited by the irs

>probably getting sued

>has sores on him that look like steroid abuse skin

>ebeggs from teenagers for buying cars

>losing tons of views and paypigs

>is gay

R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Bored with this Board

I am so bored with this board. I used to support shitting on Sam and MDE, but usually only if the reason was valid criticism. I was actually one of the first people to do it on this board. Lately I'm just reading the same talking points over and over again in every thread, and it's honestly starting to become trite and boring. What's more, I'm seeing people finding reasons to shit on MDE that are so far out that it makes you seem petty and desperate. This is insane. How can you be fans when you go so far out of your way to attack him? Lmao

Okay, Sam is shit, we get it already. Charls is also shit and even worse than Sam. Nick is cool though. Can we move on? How long can this circlejerk last?

I don't even disagree with a lot of it, but Jesus Christ, how can you write paragraph after paragraph explaining how you dislike something? Why don't you use that energy for something more fulfilling? Coming from a place of concern here, honestly not trying to insult you. You have a lot of pent up hostility. Why not take that hostility and lift weights instead of wearing down the letters on your keyboard with your aggressive typing?

R: 529 / I: 42 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Have people realised this board is 90% dis-info yet?

Charls and Nick confirmed coo with each other: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu2JiW-HqSC/

Sam and Nick confirmed coo with each other (obviously): https://i.imgur.com/K97SFfJ.jpg

Charls still warm to Sam despite not meeting: https://clips.twitch.tv/LaconicInterestingGarlicYouWHY

Everything else is just he said she said with some faked or ancient phone conversations in between.

The ex-gf's started the fire then the incels on this board decided to run with it, with the ex-gf's prodding the fire every so often just to keep things believable.

Y'all need a new hobby or something because running this smear campaign against Sam is not conducive to sound mental health, not that you probably care.

I concede a lot of you guys have done a really good job, you're pretty fucking good at fabricating things. And I agree Sam isn't perfect, he's far from it. Just, for your own sake, find something better to fill your time.

<3

R: 13 / I: 3 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

it's over

>sams boar(e)d is so dead it can't even crack top 50

where were you when MDE faded into the dust?

R: 15 / I: 2 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

sam is the real snack

PLEASE vore me daddy

You guys stoked for Happy World Daddy? Any hints as to what the name's all about? I know Sam said he was dropping the Crush500 giveaway because people thought it was 'cheesy' but he probably just doesn't want to/can't pay the prize each time lol

R: 67 / I: 18 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Why doesn’t this have a thread yet?

New Sammy previews goys. I can’t wait until I can watch this all for free when a based anon uploads it to YouTube.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Hydewars

Has anyone purchased the gumroad subscription? Do you get access to old episodes of Hydewars or just the future ones?

R: 17 / I: 1 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Out of touch. What happened to Nick’s antique shop?

Checked his website on google but it says closed permanently.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

h3h3 Hila rule 34

What was Sams beef with the infamous sycophant Ethen Klien? Wondering where it all began and what became of it

R: 32 / I: 3 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Will Charls crack and spill the beans

Charls last stream gave us a hint on how he feels about MDE. You think if we keep harassing him in chat he will finally talk about Sam Hyde.

R: 17 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

NEWS FLASH

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH.

MDE is shit. World peace was shit. Sam Hyde is shit. Charls is shit. This board is shit. Most of all, you are all shit.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

oh that wacky baldanders

********************

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Chuck’s Instagram Breakdown

Chuck’s been having a slow (accelerating?) breakdown on his instagram for the past couple months, especially since he announced buying his own place.

…It’s kinda turning me on.

R: 118 / I: 18 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

SAM HYDE SPEAKS

from NEW E-Mail

>Losing the show, going back to the cold, watching our heat fall from our clutches and getting stomped on by Ashley Nelson’s boyfriend, that was hard enough. And I tried my best to come up with a solution or a way out of that but after the damage had been done (me getting us taken off the air by being too political on twitter)…

>I mean I’m not gonna get into it but it’s just been heartbreaking man, all the more so as it was my own fault and these people are like brothers to me. *And* after working towards this for over ten years. I think we’re not really talking about it but there are a lot of comments like ‘i wish mde would ____whatever’ and I just want you guys to know I’ve been more heartbroken and twisted up into a fucking ball over it than any of you have. You can do the math on that.

>It’s been rough man I have a pretty thick patina on me now. When I first set down this path in 2006 I don’t think I could’ve imagined where it would lead.

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What if World Peace never got green light

what do you think would have happened to the trio if World Peace never had been green light in the first place you think they'll be still doing catch sketch comedy or end up the same way they are now?

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Why is PewDiePie such a target?

>Why is PewDiePie such a target?

Oh, boy. How long have you got?

For brevity's sake, I'm just going to call the type of person who makes a big fucking deal out of PewDiePie a marxist. There's more to it than that, but as a shorthand it works.

Marxists have a satanic hatred of established order and natural law. If you look at a picture of them, they're always fat, slovenly, ill-favored dwarves and retards. They have ugly faces and/or slow minds and/or severe perswonality disorders, and as a result they can't fit in or succeed in normal society.

In the past, such people would have spent their useless lives as village assholes and nobody would ever have heard from them. Today, post Marx, they have what amounts to a trade union to organize them and collectively attack their betters.

Marxists have spent 150 years "deconstructing" everything good in the world. The desire to flip every value and institution upside-down morphs into a plain hatred of success, and eventually a hatred of the good in general. Destroying what is good thus becomes an end in itself.

This is the origin of Modern Art. It is ugly and hateful on purpose, in order to kill the good aesthetic and replace it with something so plain and ugly that even untalented retards (like them) could succeed at it. Modern music, starting with jazz, is also of this tendency. Modern architecture, modern dance, modern literature, modern communications methods like TV and movies, modern sculpture. . . it all has to be made as ugly and hateful as possible.

This extends outside the art world. Modern sexuality must "deconstruct" the transcendant glory of the spiritual connection between physically attractive male and female couples, and become instead a grimy, slithering mess done as casually as possible between interchangeable machine people, ideally of some oddball gender combination. Modern families are born in fornication and divorce, and they must be as full of fags as possible. Modern politics is a surreal adventure in which Rhodes scholars pretend to be country bumpkins to win approval from niggers and spics. Once elected, public service is never about a Roman-style patria, but feathering the nest and getting away with pederastic sexual assault.

Everything good must be made bad, and everything bad must be promoted as good. Blasphemy, adultery, child neglect and abuse, drug use, self-abuse, masturbation, profanity, laziness and sloth are – in the right context – celebrated as brilliant and admirable. Love and family, hard work, personal struggle toward self-improvement, fitness, racial and familial exclusivity, natural gender roles and the nation state are all bad, and if they cannot be destroyed outright, they must be filthied up and made as dirty as possible.

Where does PewDiePie fit into this? Simple – He's everything the marxists hate. He's young, blond and handsome, where they are short, squat and ugly. He's funny, and they are not. He's rich, while they don't know what money is made from or where their parents go to get it. PewDiePie has an amazing waifu, while the less said about their sex lives the better, I think. He is also unapologetically successful, which draws the honking geese like flame to a moth. They feel a magnetic pull to tear him down because he is not a titanic loser, which makes the losers of the world feel inadequate and small.

I don't want to make out like Pewds is an Aryan Ubermensch, though he plainly fucking is, but rather to alert to a tendency that has spread all over the world like a second skin. PewDiePie is just a high-profile character they're working on, nothing more important than that.

Of course it goes without saying that what I'm calling marxism is really just Judaism with pretensions to glory. Every single thing I've said about the ugly, sick-minded marxists is basically the same for Jews, who spread their filth as if by instinct. The yids know they will never really produce tall and blond beauties, or make people laugh at good, clean humor (Jew comedy is all about diarrhea and visits to the gynecologist). They know they can't make beautiful paintings or moving music, so they splash horse cum on canvas and call is "The Ascension of the Blessed Virgin," or some shit. They can't make lovely music, so they write one after another Nigga Muhfukkka Bitch Sux Muh Dik Make Munny Get Fuxx Nigga! rap songs and have their friends over at MTV turn it into a Grammy-winning ballad. This brings them a single evening of peace, when they can sit with their trophies and feel for a short time as if they've risen to the level of the European man in creativity, but the bubble always pops eventually, and they're reminded of what they can never be. PewDiePie is a daily reminder of this for them, and so he must be torn down.

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Clip of Charls Sperging on Baldanders Leaked

https://youtu.be/r7YL2eUm3as

Charls Flips out on his most chode sucking orbiter during a live stream where Balldancer mentions possibly funding WP 2. Clearly Charls isn't interested. . .

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Ya Allah

Assalamu `alaykum.

Ramadan Kareem my brothers and sisters.

"When the month of Ramadan arrives, the doors of mercy are opened." - Prophet Muhammad, may peace be upon him.

How have your studies and prayers been going?

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Invisible Charls

Why is it that Sociology-oriented critics seem to rate comedy so far below politics and ideology that they would rather kill a television show than modify their presumptions concerning a given reality which it seeks in its own terms to project? Finally, why is it that so many of those who would tell us the meaning of our life never bother to learn how varied it really is?

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Charls' Sex Change

Charls is obviously hinting about feeling unsatisfied with the gender he was assigned to at birth. Through various jokes and utterings, he's shown clearly that he wants to transition in the near future. In Mr. Pregnant he joked that his hypothetical partner was degrading herself with her line of work in order to pay for his sex change operations, a very costly inconvenience for those who are afflicted with g.d.

Discuss

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is charls a bad person

or is this another unstable goofball/wacky larper.

it's all so tiresome

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?

who has the htbusg epub?

who has the htbusg epub?

who has the htbusg epub?

who has the htbusg epub?

who has the htbusg epub?

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fuck sen hyne

f off sam

"i got a lot of things going on"

why do narcissistic sociopaths always use the same vague excuses and expect it to work?

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What did FODCOM mean by this?

Fodcom in the video talking about internet collaboration/groups

https://youtu.be/56Co8EJWmKA

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pirat thread

COOL KIDS ONLY!

https://nyaa.si/view/1137536

DON'T TELL SAM!

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dark skyies

so are we getting the game soon or?

OP must be at least 50 chars on this board.

OP must be at least 50 chars on this board.

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MDE IS DEAD

Until recently I was on of those that held on, believing that Sam and the crew would actually start producing good content like they did in the golden years, but those years aren't coming back around. I think I've grown up and got everything good I needed from Sam and MDE. Sam is positively washed, Nick is a older (in a good way), Charls is doing his own thing. Once the show was canceled it was over, even Sams brain chemistry seems to have changed completely and now he just seems unfunny and retarded. At least the old videos are still out there for reminiscence. Goodbye.

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Who the fuck is this

Who the fuck is this Ukrainian i'm a huge faggot please rape my face? Xe is everywhere.

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How gay are they?

Give me a % for each guy. I'm thinking…

Chuckles 70%

S. Whitcomb Hyde 55%

Nick Cock-a-Rochefort 40%

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next thing: Stick to writing:

I don't understand how people don't see the vampirism behind this. It's sad to see someone who has influenced my own comedy so much have to use shitty trends to continue surviving making art, but I guess that's what happens when you aren't disciplined enough to turn a craft into a real art. You just end up sliding back on the cushion of our vapid, wasteful culture. All I can hope for is that the writers (screenplay writers too) of today's world stay protected. If you are a writer in any field, reply to this thread. You are the soldiers of today's culture and perhaps we can come up with something to show the people why we need better narratives

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chuck loses it on CW steam

baldanders (piss be upon him) got a little too fast and loose talking about funding world peace season 2 and ol chuck sperged out; "I'M NOT FUCKING INTERESTED"

so there you have that

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When did this board start having having IDs

When did the mods start putting IDs on this board and why?

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I think you will like this place

We are all fans of Sam Hyde here.

Sociopathcommunity.com

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Us vs Baldanders

Charls is streaming on twitch, all those opposed to BallDancer, UNITEEEE

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April 15th

Damn, Samuel actually released a video on the day he said he was going to for once! Paypigs please post the new video(s) in this thread

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How many videos have been added to the gumroad in the last couple months

Is it worth resubbing for a decent amount of content

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NEEED

anyone got that mega link that had all mde stuff in it?

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query

where are you at right now? im at the 30 mark—————————–

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Mde

We can Finally stop Larping with Delusion's,its not coming back. At least we have the old shows.

RIP

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beep boop

wth is this bullshit about diapers. i dont respect the board enough not to post it in a seperate thread pls answer im sorry

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what happened

I'm a casual fan [started off with the Ted Talk, then KSTV.. hehe, the best, IMHO, hehe…. then moved onto his stand up, then World Peace, hehe, now Hyde Wars, I'm a bit of a connesuier actually…] I was wondering if someone could give me a big rundown on what happened after World Peace was cancelled. I wanna know the juicy drama, hehe

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Sam is teaching us tolerance

I have to confess. I used to be a bigot against the lgbtqiap. In particular, I never took the P part seriously and thought of it as a joke. Now I realize my hero has been pansexual this whole time. He never shoved it in our faces. I realize now you can be an awesome person and not fit into the box of normal sexuality. As long as it involves two consenting mammals it's cool, bro.

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Baldanders is a fucking faggot

What's up with this creepy Baldanders character? I don't like him and everything he says rubs me the wrong way. Saw on stream the other night that he's some redheaded Irish freak

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HELP NIGGAS

alright lads, anyone have any idea how to recreate sams shitty mic? the one used in this https://youtu.be/7LZjIlc1MHM

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Free Content

Reminder that all Sam Hyde content will be posted on this board for free soon after its released. Every video.

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Take the cheesepill

I hear many people talking about their cheese addiction. The thing is that they rarely understand that cheese is truly addictive.

I remember back in the day when I weighed 260 pounds and felt miserable, I lived on cheese. It was a staple in my diet. I bought 2 pound blocks of sharp cheddar cheese. I snacked on them, had cheese sandwiches and smothered my vegetables in cheese.

My body ached, I was lethargic and depressed..

Thankfully, hypnosis changed my life. I used hypnosis for cheese addiction as well as for weight loss and overall lifestyle change.

The result is that today I have a large amount of no desire for cheese. I lost about 115 – 120 pounds and I feel great.

My hypnosis for weight loss program can help you too. If you are struggling with food addiction or just want to lose weight, call or email me now. Together, no matter where you may live, we can develop a hypnosis program for you.

Pic related, it's what all you cheesecucks look like.

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Daddy Woes

I’m just gonna say it like it is. This page and community is hands down the problem with mde. It’s full of toxic pseudo intellectuals that have collectively decided that they are the judge jury and executioner of Sam’s career. I don’t blame him one bit if he resents his audience, you guys are fuckin unbearable.

Sam’s washed up? In fact he wasn’t ever really funny? Just a product of his time? Like Jesus Christ man, you probably said the exact same thing about Tim and Eric when you outgrew them, and you can’t step out of yourself to see how ironic that is.

There’s a reason that the feet of clay metaphor is thousands of years old. We all idolized Sam and then the sheen wore off because it has to eventually and now you have the “post-mde” perspective on Sam and his antics. How could he possibly keep you people happy?

Has Sam changed? Absolutely.

Have you changed?

Absolutely.

Is Sam a flawed human?

OBVIOUSLY.

Next time you become a figure head of the niche underweb comedy scene, see how easy it is to keep them happy. He’s been grinding for years man, and he’s comfy now. Creativity suffers when you’re comfy, but honestly; after everything this guys done for me? All the free advice he’s given me? Even answering a personal message from me asking for some advice? I’m just glad he’s comfy now because he deserves it, and I just want to keep supporting him any way I can, because he’s more than earned that at the very least from all of us.

None of us would be who we are comedically if it wasn’t for Sam/Charls/Nick so get off this gay little hate cycle.

Also I bet you all have some unresolved father issues.

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JEWTUBE

It's kinda stupid that sammy boy has a much MUCH smaller following than filthy Frank, pre joji shit fest, and post. The fact is sammy should be posting on YouTube and making content, and he would easily make more money than now, stop with the autistic editing too, wasted so much time over literal filler shit. And if YouTube banned him again he could just fight for a repeal, he would prob win, NOT ONLY THAT but this retard has MDE2 on YouTube, maybe I'm the idiot, but sammy boy does own that YouTube too right? Why not just make content there, I miss the old same hyde, the 2012 sam hyde, the 2015 sam hyde, not the bumblefuck piggy sam hyde.

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Adult Swim stream gone

(((Adult Swim))) just pulled the official World Peace streams from their website, how are normies supposed to watch it now?

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Sam's Sheckel Jar

Alright, it's time to find out roughly how much Sam has in bitcoins. (IDGAF about light coin or his comedic earnings, and I'll tally his Vbucks on another post)

So in the one Hydewars where he's sitting in a truck box with chungus he said he took out a 12,000 dollar loan on bit coins.

Now the real question is when he did that.

Now, Sam's an internet savvy guy, I bet you Sam was following crypto currency from it's early inception, and much like inception, it was hard to tell if this was for real. I bet ya Sam waited a couple years before getting his mom to co-sign.

I bet he bought bitcoins when they were at $350 and I'm open to anyone arguing different(He probably got in even earlier).

But just for arguments sake that's

34.2857 BTC

Bitcoins peaked at >17,000USD

I bet ya sam dumped them as soon as the boom ended, let's say at 15,500USD

So if any of this is even a little accurate, then Sam's crypto wealth is roughly:

$531,428.35USD

What you guys think?

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hammer time

ok sam cool hammer. why were there three months of no content. is it so hard to just say sorry? sorry that you guys paid a few months for nothing.

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Bombstrap new video

Was confused when watching this, but the phonecall was fucking hilarious.

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kstv

Is the kstv2 episode 1 out? If so, would somebody mind sharing it? HH Brothers

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Why is MDE dead?

Short answer is obviously because they split, but there's a reason why Sam's one-man MDE "successor" will never produce anything of the same caliber as pre-WP MDE.

When you look at bits from KSTV, vertical vids, college cunts, etc… they're targeting people in their mid to late 20s. It's a brand of humour especially tailored to drag out uncomfortable truths reflecting on the lives and experiences of the typical north american millennial and the ever unnavigable, wasted, entropic existence ahead of and behind him. Vid related is a prime example. Although what Sam's saying looks like "advice", it's not actually designed for consumption by some high schooler who hasn't yet had the chance to make the mistake. Rather it's an afterthought meant to get under the skin and kick someone who's already experienced it.

Whatever Sam produces now is for literal kids. The target audience is no longer disenfranchised college grad millennials but zoomer teenagers. The greatest strength of MDE's comedic style was delivering generation-specific redpills like a punch to the viewer's face, and this can only be done when the comedian is intimately familiar with his topic. The tone of Sam's content is now aimed at a generation of which he isn't a part, hence he'll always be out of his element.

Since MDE is fundamentally generational humour, it definitely has an expiration date. Perhaps Sam is already obsolete because most of the insight in his humour is now mainstream, thus it can't be a "redpill" anymore. It's no longer a "redpill" that college is a waste of money, humans are irresponsible pleasure-seeking drones, and that western society is a cesspit headed in a futureless direction. The foundation on which MDE was built is now destroyed. The pillar of their comedy has crumbled to dust. Thus with a heavy heart, I must pronounce MDE to be dead.

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r/milliondollarextreme

hello does anyone have an archive of the mde subreddit?

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You Think Alan Resnic And Sam had beef?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453wgsWT5Ao

alright, if you watch this you'll see that the name same pops up on the clay when he's talking about hating someone and he asks if a "sam" is watching this clip. I know this is gay but i'm trying to do comedy and not get iced by the federalis you know? Let me know what you guys think

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Kickstarter TV collection?

Anyone got a mega link or something? I was talking to my friend about how I never watched them and he said they were really good.

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Chastity Belt ripped from Still Corners in MDE song?

In one of their episodes, World Peace used Chastity Belt's song "Drone" which was released in 2015.

Still Corner's released "The Trip" in 2013.

Drone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrMZuFn7Q9w

The Trip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YOhcAof8I

Skip to 1 minute 8 seconds in Drone and 1 minute and 24 seconds in The Trip.

It's just a few seconds, but you can hear that the guitar (played in the front in The Trip and in the back with Drone) is exactly the same.

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.

He warned you.

……………………………….

……………………………….

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enjoyment

anyone else here on this board enjoy MDE? I like the members and look forward to future content even though it has been a bit slow.

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Who else team Owen

Anyone else drop Sam like a sack of rotten potatoes now that Owen Benjamin has upped his game?

Just compare the two,

Owen:

Is a devout Christian

Anti-sodomy

Even though his beliefs are evolving constantly in the redpilled direction, he's not afraid to openly state and defend them at any given time.

Is a father and has a family, respects traditional values and honesty.

Is actually funny and can do a decent standup routine without needing to read his jokes off a sheet of paper.

Doesn't beg for money.

Values his friends.

Sam:

Godless nihilist.

Anal fetishist, obsessed with gay lifestyle humor and probably a full on bisexual

Doesn't do interviews that aren't softball wankfests, interacts with his fans in the most opaque ways possible with meaningless twitter jabber (he probably secretly hates his fanbase)

Abuses his eceleb status to buttfuck his fangirls instead of getting into a stable, child-bearing relationship.

Lost his comedic luster years ago (probably because he fried his brain with steroid injection abuse), hides behind whats left of his comedy to the point that you wonder if he actually believes anything at all.

Acts like a complete kike, where he literally pretended to be poor for fan sympathy/donations even though he's crypto-rich.

Alienates people that get close to him and only keeps company with sycophants.

Even if you think they are both good because they address the JQ, you can't deny that Owen isn't 100% more direct and on the money, over Sam who is absolutely milquetoast with his views on Jews in comparison.

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Trying to make AI replika of Sam

So far this shit is failing miserably. I feel like a father who just wants his son to play baseball, but all I get a gay son who wants to goto art college for graphic design.

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Is Sam Hyde the Woody Allen of our generation?

Both are comedians

Both of them are from the East Coast.

Both of them like Children.

And both of them are Jewish.

Woody Allen is more talented, though.

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VMU Dream Channel Terminated

Absolute fucking travesty. It's fuckin' gone.

Total unbelievable fucking bullshit.

Those kikes zucced the channel, the CUNTS!

Who's next in their campaign to wipe the face of MDE off the internet?

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KSTV2 dump instead of sprinkle

Sam, I don't know when you plan on dropping KSTV2, and I can wait for it, but know this- If you have the audacity to NOT release the entire season at once but rather stretch it out over a period of months, I will be immediately cancelling the gumroad and switching over to stealing your content

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kek

lololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololollololololololololol

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im making zippy water

im making zippy water im making zippy water im making zippy water

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where can i watch sams stuff

Sam stop being a fucking jew I'm just a poor lad that loves your stuff.

He just claimed copyright on Theater of the Aire 01 in jewtube.

Anywhere else I can watch his shit for free? At least until I can afford five shekels a month on my manchild comedy.

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KSTV 2

Is this shit supposed to be funny? Because this is absolute shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=bEQlczn1ABA

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Charls back in sketches?

New bombstrap is dropping guys.

What do you think it is?

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They call me...

They call me Crunchwrap.

They call me asscatcher supreme.

They call me dickjawed predator.

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College Cunts

[TITLE CARD]

PU-PUSSY CREAM x6

SAM: Ooooh maaaan, I hate school! Ooooh maaaan, I hate high school! Ooooh maaaan, I hate college!

[INTRO]

CHARLES: There's merit in an undergraduate education, sure. In fact, the more it costs, the more uses and excuses and rationalizations you'll find… Your brain will become the swiss army knife of finding out uses for that $100,000 Toyota Camry.

NICK: And there's a new era of balding men out there, who agonize over it for three years. It could be a few things. It could be genes - Awh, is it my mommy? Is it my daddy? Where's it coming from? How's this happen? - Look, you can do two things: You can shave your head and be a shaved-head sex waiter for the rest of your life, OR you can go get your hair plugs right away, and then you can be a sex pervert for the rest of your life.

SAM: Is it Valtrex for herpes?

NICK: Valtrex for herpres.

SAM: PRETENDING LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT VALTREX IS FOR

SAM: Here's my take on the whole college thing: When you get there, no matter where you go - doesn't matter, art school, big university, state school, ivy league, wherever - you're gonna be surrounded by casual pill-takers, 420 tokers, people obsessed with drinking, people obsessed with preening and primping themselves, generally a mega assload of the lowest common denominator, okay. They're all experiencing pure pain as they trudge through a black swamp of not wanting to be here.

SAM: I'm here to perform a poem for you all:

I am not grandmother or my mother

Although they are flowing into me

Into me, I am not them

And I will not taking this beating

Beating down like the rain

Beating down like the rain

Without a sound

NICK: What do I do? What do I do? - Either way, you look like shit. And it's time to be human bein's. Remember human bein's? I remember human bein's. I remember when people were people, and that kinda think wasn't even a thing to be thought about. And now that's a thing.

CHARLES: [Gags himself with fingers] I actually tried to gag myself, but it wouldn't gag. I had my fingers all the way past my tonsils. It was like Wednesday all over again, and it's fuckin' Thursday.

NICK: Now the cat is completely outta the bag, I believe, with sorority girls. For a girl to join a sorority in 2010, or in 2007 or after, you pretty much know what you're getting yourself into. The first thing I think of is a nice set of white cotton panties, piss-soaked in the crotch area. And when you're going down there, you get your finger caught in the underwear lining, and when you realize how gross that is, after you take them off, you wanna puke.

SAM: IRISH GIRLS

NICK: Those piss-scented Jameson-drinking daddy's girls… Don't you wish you wish you could just fuckin' suck your dad's dick? Don't you wish your dad came home from his office one day, unloosened his fancy Brooks Brothers tie, took his pants off, and let you suck his dick, Megan? Nah, maybe so, maybe no…

And then someone in the group of girls knows one girl that had this happen to them. This is the story: I had sex last night, and I got a tampon shoved in the back of my cervix, because I forgot that I had a tampon before I had sex. And your dick acted like a muzzle loader and shoved a tampon to the top of my vagina. Why does everybody know someone that that happened to? I know two different girls. And I'm just a normal ol' guy.

NICK: Look at my hands. Tell me what my dick looks like.

SAM: There are plenty of articles online, on websites, that tell you the economics of exactly how fucked up college is. Lost earnings, $15,000-a-year average tuitions - or whatever, okay, I'm not a numbers guy - $45K-plus for ivy league schools, uhhhhhh… Only half the people who go graduate in four years. I don't got time for that!

Check it out, here's my anarchy cards! 'Cause it's really my dad's credit cards in there!

Boom boom boom

Bam bam bam

No pause in between

Come on let's jam

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lmaoing at haters

so happy for sam he fucking killed it

that actress was great too

honestly think this HWD was better than WP

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rip in peace

r/milliondollarextreme is down

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Notch is now following Sam Hyde. Will mr. AutismBlock give us World Peace, Season 2?

Notch is now following Sam Hyde.

Will mr. AutismBlock give us World Peace, Season 2?

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hydewars relasee

where getting a new hyde wars release gumroad tomorrow right monthy releases every motnh

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Charls anon = incel waifu?

I don’t know if anyone here remembers incel waifu, but I know she disappeared a little while back. Does anyone know if she has resurfaced as that anon who keeps making lewd, slightly threatening comments about Charls?

At first I thought it was a joke but now I think it’s either her and she’s moved on from Sam, or it’s the beginnings of an elaborate ploy… by someone to do…. something.

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Fuck China

>Fuck China

Fuck China

>Fuck China

Fuck China

https://youtu.be/uqeWUSkdKEI

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kstv s01e07

mymems was fake right? There's no way it wasn't created by Jan or Sam.

If anyone hasn't seen this, I recommend watching it right away. Its easily the best part of kstv season 1

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hmm

I wonder how much money Sam promised (in the future ofc ;-)) replacement Zach to do all the work on his videos

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How MDE.tv works?

Was wondering if someone on here could clear this up for me. If I subscribe to MDE.tv for one month will I get a selection of all the videos with the option to download? Or is it like you only get videos that come out during the time that you’re subscribed?

Wondering so I know if should spend a little money and back up all the videos

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New Content From The Vaults!

Sammy released a so-called "rough cut of 2017 sci-fi pilot", featuring alternate versions of footage previously seen from The Cube Cut and previewed in Andrew's director reel and the Rejected World Peace teaser. Honestly if this is the direction World Peace was supposed to go in I'm kinda sad we didn't see it fully extended. Sure, what we got was good but a whole Sci-fi dystopian series… imagine how great that would've been.

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Thoughts on idubbbz

This guy has been dropping subtle chan references for years and now he's looking near indistinguishable from charls. What are the chances this guy revives the mde spirit from the grave?

https://youtu.be/TmEYDMgacbg

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oh shit it's on

inb4 all possible faggotry

got all yallzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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SONG NAME? KSTV S1E2

This was actually a good episode alongside EP 1 hazardous waste.

KSTV was great, still waiting for KSTV2

hope it won’t be shit and full of funny content. Also Sam needs to shave and trim his hair, seriously how does he get pussy without using the power of money. Sam is naturally a handsome man well groomed. He needs to snap out of it. He’s a good looking bro.

Either way what’s the song in this episode?

https://youtu.be/e-KAzwqbWuc

Starts at 13:28

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Be careful on Reddit

So I was a former r MDE guy. I have to say I don’t agree with how extreme you all take things here, but that doesn’t mean I want to see you guys lives ruined by some radical socialist for shitposting. I know There’s a lot of back and fourth from between here and Cringe anarchy with MDEfugees, so I thought I’d show you all this. That sub is being left around for some and the younger and spergier of you guys to get yourselves in trouble, and as an LSC puppet.

Take a look at this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/b4dddm/when_we_win_dont_forget_how_much_these_people/

Now look at the usernames.

The top comment in that NZ post with is freeler12 and the guy complimenting him, lazag472 and wander315, are all the same fucking guy from LateStageCapitalism who posts in the exact same niche subs (masseffect, Vikingstv, Star Wars the old republic, etc) sometimes using these accts to comment on his own fucking comments, just like in that thread.

Further down, another big comment, Juliusevolasghost “our invisibility is our strength” is a i'm a huge faggot please rape my facetraphouse sub, lsc boy and Berniebro (https://www.reddit.com/r/i'm a huge faggot please rape my faceTrapHouse/comments/b4iw7s/_/ej78mzw).

Dracci, the “our loosing our rights is a good thing guy, cause accelerationism” is most active in r slash childfree (https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/aztm3y/_/eibvgd1), meanwhile he talks about low birth rates in right wing subs.

NeoRail, urging people to essentially go to sleep, is communist shill who started off on Reddit defending it in debatecommunism. Claims he isn’t a commie, yet you read the comments, you’ll see otherwise: https://www.reddit.com/r/DebateCommunism/comments/atd8ng/comment/eh0ipzx

There are a lot of others in there who I’m not going to take the time to explain in detail, but seem highly suspect. 2 I didn’t include because they seem pretty unstable.

Taken in the context of the one mod of that place being found recently to also be a confirmed mod of r political humor, and another mod being part of a cuck sub (or was it some gay porn sub?) I seriously advise all former MDE people to get the fuck off their pronto.

Place is 300% saturated with infiltration by LSC and is likely being left up as a honeypot to get you doxxed. They were making the most open threats I’ve seen on Reddit on the day of the NZ thing, way worse than “in Minecraft” and they’re still up. That can’t just be about containment. My only hope is this gets left up long enough for you to see it, they obviously have a few people here too.

Just be careful guys. I

The tools to find this shit out:

https://atomiks.github.io/reddit-user-analyser/

And

https://redditsearch.io/

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Charls on sketch comedy

He makes it pretty clear that he's never setting foot in MDE territory again.

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my confession to god

confession time. I, being 14 going on 15 years old from the UK told a 13 year old girl over MSN to show her tiddie, she showed her tiddie and then I said "hahahah im actually 60 years old" after nutting. The police arrived a couple of months later and took my pc with all of my webcam captures of the girls i nutted over, i wasn't charged but they told my mum everything and now im 25 and still have ptsd from it.

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Fucking optical illusions

The background on this board makes posts move left and right when they're in the corner of my eye

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Charls

https://charls.world

Will you subscribe to charls?

>Quit the news, don't buy into the nonstop division of humanity. Want the new news? (link: http://Charls.World) Charls.World come and see. Today is the OFFICIAL LAUNCH of Charls World. More more more is going down every single day. Stay hyped. I am moving into a new place so be happy for me.

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random shie

anyone else just kinda chillin rn

listen to this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

just tried a vape and I got nicotine headaches so I want to give it away

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the good tunes

Hey cool cats

Anyone managed to compile a playlist of the sweet music MDE has used over the years

thank you for the responses

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niggers

>fags think the countless examples of shit like this in mde is larp

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vagina

So basically they are still lowkey posting videos on the youtube channel alienmode and nobody has caught it yet.

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mde

Someone said MDE was eclectic w/ genres, yes but one genre that was core was something like techno-dystopianism. A kind of ambivalent, nihilistic yet indulgent nostalgia for the destroyed future. A kind of forward ruinenlust (it's basically just cyberpunk i guess but anyway), however you want to try to describe it can exist outside of MDE itself, for example this video is influenced by and samples mde but i think it efficiently captures the essence of my posts subject, especially the way it ends - that's the kind of "decline" MDE mood i'm talking about. And my point is it's not that 'sam got too political' but you just can't keep making this kind of stuff. Not only can you not keep say "it's all coming to an end" forever, by definition, but it would also just ring hollow these days - it's from another time, one when everything seemed to be slowing down and grinding into entropy (o b a m a ) before high energy came along for better or worse. either as the trump train not stopping or it crashing and burning (a c c e l e r a t e). You know? you can't indulge your nostalgia for a 'future that never came to be' when the here and now is so fucking present and potent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu5Vw_j-7aY

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Nick and Sam

>Sam paid Nick to do car talk HW

>There was a palpable tension in the room

>They aren't friends anymore

>Nick is clearly over Sam and wants to move on from MDE

cope, this is from today

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Que?

Sam sucks dick and is an unfunny boomer. He was funny when he was more feminine and modest but now he seems to have some sort of brain damage from all that lead filled fake cialis he takes.

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Sam stealing

Look at me with a straight face and tell me that Sam didn't bite SkullKidzNES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYCLdr3Sv4k

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these are the people posting Sam reputation smears 18 hours a day

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/b19ofv/deplatform_pewdiepie_do_it_youtube/?utm_content=t1_eimwqx8

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HEY NIGGERS...

Why niggers ain't sheit deep state section 8 nigger gate twitter bait liberal lemming terrible dilema internal enema devastate aids rate nigger wait in line for food stamps mate free ride spree fied government subsidized another wet sub cement hide crime rate statistics don't lie niggers lie all the time he'll they get a get out of jail free card with theirs this is a niggerfied system by design to destroy the fundamental foundation of society it goes further then just religion this is a race war this is a war on ideology this war is a profound war to destroy western civilization to its core and it has been going on for several generations look back on history and it doesn't lie and our forefathers were right all along every last one of you are witness to the history being rewritten revised and even taken down for all that is left is the mistaken identity of a pupil and their ever expanding knowledge fed to them by the misguided teacher if ever. Time to realize the demise of a culture and the uprising of a subculture the niggerfication of us all will be our ultimate undoing as I rant and these niggers lose their pants as I rave and these niggers come together to act brave ask yourself has there ever been a time when you didn't have to support a nigger on your dime and as I ponder and see it all from yonder I can only wonder how much less time is asunder for from the birth of a nation to complete devastation this niggerfied world is one niggerfied nation

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Does anyone here know why Orangy killed himself?

Orangy was a music producer who was aquatinted with MDE. Sam Hyde used a lot of his music for his videos. What’s the reason for his suicide? Did Sam even mention that he passed away?

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Sam's advice

Do you take Sam's advice, such as in HW_035, seriously?

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cup caps thread

you can post your channing tg caps here…………………………………

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?

Why is MDE's marketing so bad. Why don't they have a website or forums? Sam said like a year ago they would have a website with a live chat pop up and he posted some shitty ms paint wireframe. Is MDE or COM98 a legitimate business? If Sam can't even manage to pay someone to build a simple website why should I give him money for a video game?

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Need sauce

What's the intro song? I'm a stupid nigga and can't find it. Thanks in advance ^^

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welp

H E

C A N ' T

K E E P

G E T T I N G

A W A Y

W I T H

I T

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HELP FIND SONG

I'm trying to find a song in the My Little Pony game video, I have the song name but can't find it anywhere. It's the song at 1:19 and according to the credits it's called Dissonantet by Landon Proudfoot

https://youtu.be/pym0DJ9VzxU?t=79

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I do comedy. Youtube page: 7 dads tv and follow me on twitter: @the_wood95

Mde is in the past lets look toward the future of non pc comedy: 7 dads tv on youtube

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Nick

What's Nick up to these days? Been doing research on him cant seem to find much on him past his MDE work

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Charls is streaming, but it’s charls.world only.

Charls is streaming, but it’s charls.world only.

Buuuuuuuh.

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Theatre of the aire?

Do you guys think this shits gonna drop? my pants are unzipped and both my wrist casts are off. I hope to god this shit actually gets posted cause I have to get new casts tomorrow… hopefully my thursday night is not ruined

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where can i torrent or download hydewars?

where can i torrent or download hydewars? ty babes.

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NEW CONTENT TOMORROW...?

Anyone remember this deadline Sam set himself? Does Sam himself remember? Will we finally see the full 30-minute cut of black-and-white Sam talking crap in a British accent in the presence of a single frightened normie? Or will he be murdered, his corpse defiled even further than his living body already is? Find out tomorrow, only on /mde/! (or gumroad snickeringgirls.jpg)

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Things to do for fun

>be insta thot

>voice message a boy to stop pursuing his art

>he does

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sam clarifies deviant behavior

……………………………………………………………………..

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fuck you nigger nerds

fuck you, I hope all of you fucking die. SAM IS A PEDOSEXUAL AND HE IS BRAVE. ITS OKAY TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH 4 YEAR OLD TAIWANESE CHILDREN BECAUSE GOOKS AINT PEOPLE LIKE US.

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Dear sam

I miss sam…sam please come back

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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Nick and Charls in Boston right now as we speak

YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME NICK DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE OR THAT HE "PICKED SAM OVER CHARLS"

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Sam has given up

Should we leave him alone?

Nah

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The Last Frontier

Sam, you obviously browse this place from time to time. And it is a slow moving board, in the end. So, perhaps today, perhaps 3 months from now, you'll stumble upon this thread.

Let this thread serve as a reminder, that the final redemption arc, whether it happens now or 20 years into the future, is still an option.

I'm gonna do my best not to sound like a faggot, but, if you truly became enlightened, by taking LSD or shrooms in a controlled environment while actually having positive thoughts towards humanity and letting your ego die, you can always gain a new audience by sharing your raw emotions and you have boundless talent willing to work if you let go of your vision a little bit, obviously none of your projects have been a success. Just let people who adore you work on their own passions and use your image ("icon") as a way to promote their work. Instead of trying to cash in on niche communities like bronies, just be humble and let people work while you promote this, sharing the royalties.

I know you hate LSD and shrooms and think anyone who takes them is a retard, and the experience itself is pretty retarded, but in that moment of retardation when you experience the fear of your own consciousness dying, you start to focus on what matters.

Look, I know it sucks to have your anonymity stripped away, but you can salvage so much from your online history if you put politics aside and reach to content creators in a humble fashion. Godspeed Sam.

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Utopia

Will they ever make content this great again?

Mde mde Mde Mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde mde

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Fuck the Fans

If I meet someone who claims to be a fan of MDE or a Sam fanboy, because they resemble most posters on here I stop talking to them, even though I like(d) MDE. The worst fanbase of them all.

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Looking for an old MDE video

I think it was about 9 minutes long, titled something like "people think they're in a movie starring themselves" (but it's not the one that shows up when you put that into youtube).

The video has Sam walking around outside, maybe at URI? And he sits down and some black security guard tells him he can't sit where he is sitting, somewhere outside on the grass or something.

Sam gets really friendly with him, starts talking to him, they talk about Subarus being really good cars, and Sam brings up Luna bars.

Then as Sam walks away he says something like, "you gotta put a little car salesmen on them".

It's one of my favourite ever genuine sam clips, but I can't seem to find it since so many videos were taken down and reuploaded elsewhere.

Pic rel I believe is a screenshot from the original clip, where part of the video uses this border/frame around the image.

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Yo

Can any of you guys link me to the HD version of the Happy World Daddy EP3? The other thread has a shitty ass low res version I dont wanna watch it.

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?

Who even are baldanders and vhogi are they just the people who donate the most?

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Uhh

What sam video is this from, where he turns around and kicks the mirror in

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haha

i guess you fags haven't got all uppity about this new development yet

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fuck your gay opinions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSOJJg3YJW0

FUCK YOU FUCKL YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

FUCK

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100%ded

mdes ded mate g1ve up

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Help me bros

Sam released a trailer on youtube for new content, which is obviously not on Youtube. Has this new content been released: do I need to pay for said content on his website?

Thanks

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Favorite Sam Quote

Post your favorite Sam Hyde™ quote!

Here are some of my favs

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The good ol' days

How have i never seen this before.

Never forget what was taken from us, lads.

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make a wish

guys id like to shake sams hand once in my life how can we arrange this

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Sam here

Its sam here to address the negativity. More like the niggativity.

Channing has this disorder where every hour or so she spits up mucus. It's so disgusting to be around her. I figured this out of course after she moved in. So yeah I tried to get her the fuck out many times but she is like an autistic lapdog that will never let go. Now she is finally gone she does nothing but trash talk me.

She still calls me once a week leaving me voicemails either telling me she loves me or that she is gonna ruin my life.

I remember once we went to Starbucks and she fucking spit mucus on the floor when they called her drink order. Disgusting. Imagine LIVING with that.

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Sauce

What's the song in this video? https://youtu.be/aSzOOdQfY9E

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thank you sam, for my life and the spirit of comedy you have instilled unto it

i know in my heart of hearts you are the third coming of jesus christ (pbuh) and have not ripped people off or behaved like a mentally deficient psuedoconservative

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Retard Kyle

This was Sam’s peak. Back when he had to pretend to be a retard

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Story dedicated to memory of r/mde

https://medium.com/@adamwinfield/under-toronto-6d457338408d

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RIP

This came up on my recommended. Laughed way more than I thought I would. I remember thinking MDE humor wasn't laugh-out-loud funny. But going back and watching his old stuff from when he lived with his mom reminded me that it was. Or maybe it's just so good in comparison to what he is now that I'm filled with glee at anything that isn't his fat disgusting face and roid voice doing a black accent and talking about nothing. He's gone, and he'll never be back.

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>giving epic sammy hyde five cuckbux a month for him to put out literally zero content more than half the time

it would be wise not to unless your income is disposable as fuck.

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sup guys

yooooooooooooooo (50) whatsup feeling pretty sexy right now

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What if Sam was a girl?

__________

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Fuck Of

KSTV 2 WHEN?

Another day in Hell? Interactive Fiction Videogame?

KSTV 2: Go Fund Me? Fuck me?

Unracisting Me?

Car Review Show?

Is this coming out in 2019 2020? I literally haven't consumed any content (MDE or otherwise) since World Peace got cancelled. Any information you are willing to offer will be of incredible value to me.

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hey

sup guys felt kinda cute! …might delete later lol uhhhhhhhhh50

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worsest board ever

boards.420chan.org/b/ is where the real edgelords go

you fags are just afraid to talk to REAL men

I fuck faggots like you in prison

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Charls General

This is a daily reminder that even in your darkest hours, Charls is there beside you. When you have no more strength, be still and listen, for you shall hear his wisdom.

Charls' fans have adopted the name "The Family" to describe themselves. The Family is building a home in Lincoln Woods State Forest in Rhode Island. Here, free from the sins of contemporary society, we will grow in our spiritual enlightened just as the desert fathers did in the early days of Christianity.

You are welcome to join if you accept Charls as your light.

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what the fuck is this board anymore

can i get a quick rundown

i dont get whats going on here

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What the fuck

What is this shit what the fuck what the fuck

>be sam

>get your show cancelled

>get your reddit banned

>intentionally take your vids off youtube

>create a website that will rival twitter and reddit and youtube and everything else.

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hey how are ya

hey. my friend said i can have an easy time selling my car here, anyone have any recommendations?

2002 chevy malibu only 87,000 miles 3.1 runs an drives good 5/19 insp new tires got some scrapes on it call 717 287-3130

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Wtf happened

Whatever happened to ruse and charls' journey to the center of healing???? Why did ruse wait literal years to post that anti bullying vid the other week????? How much content do y'all reckon he alone is sitting on…..in hopes he'll be reeeeee-accepted by normie hollywood sickos just for the shekels????? Never trust a ginger anons.

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Humorless faggots and gossip general #1

lol why is every1 here such a humorless bitch? you all take yourselves too seriously. get a grip. here i made you a containment thread so all of you INTJs can gossip like women and not laugh

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Bane?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Kewl music

Yo anons ever heard of the acclaimed musician formerly known as school shooter? He does bitchin covers and originals too. Hit him up @incelvis on twitter and tell em ropefuel sent ya ;]

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coming 2018

where's my book, sam?

where's my book, sam?where's my book, sam?where's my book, sam?where's my book, sam?where's my book, sam?

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hi bois

>be me

>fuck niggers

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hugyfur5etse bye

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FEMALE BETA

you thought female beta orbiters didn't exist? think again……

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?

Why does Sam depend on 20 year olds to look cool and edit his videos??????????????????????????????

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getting. better. at. comedy.

lolollololololololololololololoolololololoolololoololololololololololololol

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new vidz

can some gumroad paypiggies post the latest crush5000? and the sauna vid.

sorry but i'm not paying for anything until it's consistent.

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Does Charls have mental illness or is he just pretending on his twitch streams?

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