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No.1060304
>no RLM thread
I think its time to change that
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No.1060339
>Red "Shalom" Media
>Mike "Oy Vey!" Stoklasa
No.1060348
>Third Slice Mike
Because he's fat, get it?
No.1060363
They are pretty insightful in movies, and Jay has good taste in films. Rich makes a good punching bag for Mike, even though he sometimes has the smarter opinion.
It’s clear they love comic book movies and sci-fi, so I can understand why /tv/ sees their biases.
No.1060372
>>1060363
Thank you. Other people think you are a balding cuck who adds nothing to the show, but I think your aggressive bisexuality is useful for comparative purposes to make the others seem more masculine.
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No.1060518
>>1060363
It's pretty sad that RLM, or any other group of e-celebs, is considered good movie criticism. They are more akin to bloggers than anything else. I still have to see them properly deconstructing a movie.
No.1060537
>>1060351
How often do you check the board to see if a new rlm thread is up?
No.1060543
>>1060537
Almost hourly. I wish I had friends.
No.1060552
>>1060537
How do you often post maisies, you dirty slav?
No.1060565
>>1060518
Only a huge faggot would invest any time in ‘deconstructing’ entertainment.
No.1060571
>>1060565
Is that you, JJ Abrams?
No.1060576
>>1060565
Why bother watching "reviewers" at all if they aren't going to do their job well?
No.1060578
>>1060565
t. jewman goldenberg
No.1060609
>>1060537
>living in ur head rent free XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lol im so funny
No.1060624
>>1060621
A RLM thread is not a RLM thread without our rent free shill
No.1060653
>>1060304
Kike Cucklasa couldn't contain himself at the sight of a BM/WF relationship. Really earning his name in this video.
No.1060655
>>1060624
You mean Mike "I Am A Feminist" Stoklasa himself, shilling out his pathetic being for popularity since even his Reddit audience is starting to dwindle.
No.1060668
Let's see what these faggots who other faggot plebs follow and meme up about cinema like redditors review.
>Split
>literally garbage overrated capeshit
>Kong Skull Island
>an insanely bad movie leagues worse than peter jacksons movie which makes jacksons look like a work of art
>its monsters for the capeshit crowd
>i dont feel at home in this world anymore
>netflix movie with elijah wood that is probably just meh because its fucking netflix and nobody should watch that
>raw
>another meme movie, this time from 2016 and not even 2017
>brad's status
>never fucking neard of it ben stiller garbage
>ingrid goes west
>aubrey plaza
>war for the planet of the apes
>capeshit with apes
>worse of the three when the first two weren't even good
>literal dogshit
>the belko experiment
>never heard of it
>colossal
>another movie from 2016 that people have been memeing about online when it's hot garbage
>wish upon
>never heard of it
Wow
No.1060678
I had forgotten Split and Kong Skull Island came out last year.
No.1060744
>>1060308
I was thinking that also
No.1060748
Webm or hooktube. I'm not giving Kike Cucklasa and the other servants of the rat clicks.
No.1061032
I know Star Wars TLJ is a dead horse now, but Jay spends more time being concerned with what fans are complaining about than dissecting the movie. And yet they still tap-dance around the pink feminist elephant in the room. It's getting a bit much.
No.1061068
>>1061032
>they complain about other people rewriting TLJ to make it better
>They're known for complaining about how the prequels were written
No.1061082
>>1060621
Why are you so obsessed with (((kike cucklasa)))'s penis
>>>/lgbt/
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No.1061131
>>1061129
Why would he be living in our heads, when you so willingly accepts him up in your rectal cavity?
No.1061133
>>1061129
His girlfriend is uglier than him.
No.1061149
>>1061032
It's damage control. The Mouse gave them a last warn.
No.1061163
>>1061149
No, I think it is time you guys face the facts: your 'friends' over at RLM are a bunch of pussies at best and cucks at worst.
No.1061204
>>1061163
That could very well be true. I also just think its a product of Social Media life. Jay seems completely engrossed in it. He also seems hyper sensitive to what thoughts and feelings are trending.
But then, The Force Awakens Plinkett review was 1/2 Mike making fun of Star Wars fans and going into painfully long amounts of detail about some Ring Theory. Before the Plinkett review, did any of you hear about this ring theory? For my friends and I didn't and were bored shitless during the review. Why was so much time spent explaining this? It could have easily been summarized with "a bunch of college sophomores put together a Ring Theory to explain Lucas's writing" and moved on by discussing childhood bias and organized (paid) clickbait.
No.1061219
>>1061068
They made their fame complaining about transparent symbols in a Star Trek movie, and now they complain about other people's pedantry.
No.1061305
Are they just going to stop the "Fuck you it's January" segment now that Star Wars has officially ruined Winter season for films? There's nothing coming out till February.
No.1061309
>>1061204
>Before the Plinkett review, did any of you hear about this ring theory?
Yes. I had heard about it right after Disney bought Star Wars.
No.1061315
>>1061219
>symbolism
The crutch of the second rate filmmaker.
No.1061342
I liked the part where Gay and Kike were gushing about how much they want to fuck Ice Cube's kid.
No.1061347
>>1061342
He's so charming and handsome, anon. I wish he'd fuck my wife and her daughter.
No.1061379
>>1060308
>>1060744
He's married now. So maybe he's letting go. Or maybe he's reverting back to Classic Jay?
No.1061389
>>1061379
>He's married now.
When will (((Mike))) introduce him and his wife to the joys of cuckolding?
No.1061393
>>1061379
Did a woman actually fall for that ‘I’m dying’ routine?
No.1061396
>>1061393
I think it was the Patreonbux that was the (only) thing that attracted her to him.
No.1061400
>>1061393
Yes, it all worked out for Lisa and him in the end.
No.1061427
>>1061400
pig woman with fish eyes COOL
No.1061630
>>1061389
Never, since I don't want to fuck his ugly ass wife.
No.1061915
>>1061400
He could do so much better
No.1061920
>>1060304
I just went on YT to downvote the video.
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No.1062009
>>1061400
I think that woman is not his wife, but a friend of his he’s taking a photo with. If he’s married, why isn’t he wearing a wedding ring in the youtube video up above?
No.1062055
but did it subvert expectations?
Why does everyone say they liked nuStar Wars? Its pretty clear they did not care for it at all.
No.1062059
if it weren't for kike mike I'd watch
he constantly wrestles the spotlight from others for his shitty jokes
No.1062063
>>1062059
I mean it is "his show". At least thats what I always thought.
No.1062068
>>1062055
>Why does everyone say they liked nuStar Wars?
Because they are mad at /ourhacks/ and trying to discredit them in any way they can.
No.1062069
>>1061400
>She got that Rey bug eye and smile.
No.1062094
>>1061315
Not symbols, cymbals.
No.1062095
>>1062055
They're mad that other people dislike it more than they do, or for different reasons I guess?
They're the kings of criticism. Don't you dare have a different complaint.
No.1062099
>>1061931
=^_^=
Downvoting is my favourite thing especially on YT and on Dailymail. Sending direct threats to film makers is difficult in this day and age but I can still write bad reviews on Imdb and Rotten. Also I have different socket accounts on Twitter.
No.1063358
>>1061032
I always figured it was semi-damage control, same as the force awakens, and rogue one. They're jewish and are subtly trying to protect a jewish business. It's why while I like and listen to many of their other videos, I don't hold much credibility for anything they say about star wars.
No.1063359
why the fuck does it take so long to upload part 2
No.1063360
Just watched I Don't Want to Live in This World Anymore after they recommended it. Surprisingly decent black comedy tbh.
No.1063362
I don't get it. Why does /tv/ keep posting RLM when /tv/ itself hates RLM?
No.1063365
>>1063362
>/tv/ is one persona
No.1063368
>>1063365
Then explain how /tv/ is nationalistic. Isn't that one persona?
No.1063373
>>1063365
Fuck! Why am I talking to myself again?
No.1063379
>>1063362
They are fun to hate on.
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No.1064268
>>1063358
But by all means, trust what they say about everything else goy
No.1064673
Wherein Kike and Bitch whine about how Star Trek doesn't have *enough* interracial romance, homosexuality, and progressivism.
Not whining that it doesn't have any, just that there isn't enough of it. I'm not making that up. Starts at about halfway through.
Seriously RLM/BLACKED crossover when>>1064457
No.1064709
>>1064457
>Mike:
>Sisko wasn't a captain at first because raycizm!
>STD is the real Star Trek
>Rich:
>STD is like a shit Star Wars
>I've already cancelled my subscription
No.1064736
>>1064457
So is Jay going to make fun of them in a future video for "wasting their fandom" on a silly TV show for children? Then shake his head at every argument they have saying, "You are just mad that they didn't give make the masterpiece script inside your head."
No.1064737
>>1064736
What does Jay have against Star Trek?
No.1064740
>>1064709
I'm glad I'm not paying for this dumb Show. It helps me enjoy it.
No.1064747
>>1064457
>Mike carries on about identify politics in Star Trek for like 6 minutes
No.1064757
>>1064457
It's crazy that they continue to defend the art direction of STD. Just because the TOS production design looks kitch by today's standards doesn't mean they should ignore it. ENT embraced the art style for the double episode set in the Mirror Universe with the Defiant.
In the end it's the producers' fault for choosing to set the STD 10 years before TOS.
>Mike wants a Star Trek show with "real" people
<but it's bad when The Orville does it
>complains that The Orville took ideas from previous Trek shows
<doesn't talk about how The Orville was the show pitched by MacFarlane to CBS
>>1064673
Let the memes do their work, anon.
>>1064737
Nothing, it's not his thing.
>>1064709
From "Third Reich Mike" to Mike "Fuck White People" Stoklasa
No.1064774
With the silly publicity stunts at the Award (parading around minorities as handbags and complaining about no female directors), how long before Mike and Rich finally have to discuss the pink feminist elephant in the room? I get that Jay likes lesbian-ish, European indie films and Josh/Jack are fags; but will it really take an all-female, all-black, all-vulcans-are-now-Muslim Star Trek reboot to get a discussion going between Mike and Rich about the agenda absurdity going around?
No.1064775
>>1064709
why is mike such a nigger lover? is it because he's a fat ugly jew?
No.1064786
>>1063358
I see what you're saying. Probably should just stick with Best of the Worst episodes.
No.1064830
>>1064757
Enterprise actually managed for the most part to look less technologically advanced than TOS, while still looking futuristic. It's not even that hard. You just have to try.
At the very least you could try to make something less technologically advanced looking than the Abrams movies. Just don't have fucking holograms everywhere.
No.1064841
>>1064457
CBS better get the shekel train going for RLM otherwise more bad reviews are on the way. Did RLM like TLJ? I did not bother to watch their gay little review.
No.1064847
>>1064709
I'm pretty sure Sisko only became a captain once he actually had a ship to captain (the Defiant). You can't be the captain of a station.
No.1064848
>>1064841
see
>>1062055
Short answer, no. With various degrees of "it wasn't the worse thing in the world."
No.1064854
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>living in your heads
>rent free
No.1064954
>>1061400
the chance jay is gay and might fuck me is the only thing keeping me on this world, please dont ruin it for me
No.1065073
>>1064841
>I did not bother to watch their gay little review.
nice virtue signal
No.1065103
i need some porn of men who look like jay
No.1065106
>>1065103
The closest you will get.
No.1065185
>>1065106
i don't remember that episode
No.1065239
>>1065185
It's Patreon only
No.1065495
>>1064841
No, but they did some damage control, that it wasn't terrible, but disappointing or some shit.
No.1065551
RLM fans the type of 98 IQ people that Mike surrounds himself so his narcissim and sense of superiority is never put in check
No.1065862
>>1064673
>Star Trek doesn't have *enough* interracial romance, homosexuality, and progressivism.
Thats stretching, all they said is, "this series had this first".
>>1064747
Not really, they just mentioned that the Orville had a rehashed episode where they did gender thingies. Then Mike just did a general sperging out on Star Trek as a whole. Unless you mean the old Star Trek clips, like Kirk acting like a woman on the bridge. To be fair, hilarious as it is to she Shatner, Shatnering up a shirking violet woman it was still cringy.
>>1064709
>Sisko wasn't a captain at first because raycizm!
That was literally Deep Space 9 in a nutshell though, but again, all they said was "they did this thing". That was it, one sentence mentioned in an almost hour long video. Then they made fun of Janeway, like they should.
>>1064847
Technically every named character was the Defiant captain at one point. As long as you where the highest ranking only crew member aboard at the time, or Jake. Fucking Nog was the captain of it for one episode.
No.1066128
>>1065551
it hardly takes a lot of effort to surround yourself with average people
No.1069934
>>1066128
Unless you aren't average autistic yourself. Then its next to impossible.