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Rules Baneposting Film Star Wars Actresses

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 No.281494[Reply]

The critics embargo is about to end.

What is your estimated rating on Rotten Tomatoes?

Do you think is this the end of DC movies? Or Capeshit in general?

Will be the marvelfags right or just being the usual faggots?

Will be /tv/ in the right?

What went wrong?

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 No.281601

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>>281524

>ten or fifteen years

That long? Fuck.


 No.281602

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>>281494

> Rotten Tomatoes

Nobody cares, fuck off back to shittit.


 No.281609

>>281555

Trips confirm


 No.281610

>>281602

Considering the similarity between censoring people by insults and shunning and censoring people with a downvote system I think you're the one who really belongs there.

If you see someone with a different opinion than yourself then either defend your opinion properly or don't post. The way you act now you're more reddit than anyone else here.


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>>281610

Underrated post

Also apparently DC is getting BTFO on rotten tomatoes.




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 No.281223[Reply]

What should her punishment be?

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>>281576

for you


 No.281604

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>>281223

>What should her punishment be?

40 fucking lashes to the whore for being absolutely haram and not wearing a hijab.


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She needs to admit that a black actress would have been far better at playing Hermoine and she needs to rage against Harry Potter for being white supremacist in it's themes.

It'd be the ultimate destruction. Ultimate Warrior level derailment.


 No.281613

No need for punishment. Just send the refugees to her house. She asked.




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 No.281594[Reply]

Star Wars Episode VII stream starting 8 minutes

magestream.org

 No.281596

Is this to ironically or unironically like it? I need to know which of my try-hard glasses to wear for the occasion.


 No.281597

bump, get in here lads


 No.281598

>>281596

neither, just to watch it as any other flick if you get me.


 No.281600

so it leaked?


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 No.280287[Reply]

Whatever happened to this glorious era of cinema?

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>>281217

>not liking a tryhard kike means you're underage


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 No.281389

>>281350

>i am le trolling do you see? XD


 No.281608

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did somebody say Shakespeare?


 No.281611

>>281331

Are you suggesting 300 was gritty or realistic?




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 No.281052[Reply]

So, the original Mad Max and Road Warrior are two of my favorite films of all time and I'm a huge fan of the character in general, but I've yet to see Fury Road after the initial consensus that it was shilling feminist bullshit. Time has passed, what do we think now? Should I watch it or is it still considered tumblr-tier garbage?

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>>281215

>I speak for everyone on /tv/


 No.281527

>>281052

Fury Road winning Oscars is all the proof you need it was made to shill. It would have never come up for consideration if it wasn't, they'd have written it off as a trashy action movie.


 No.281569

>>281052

the movie is fine, let all these nerds continue to debate their bullshit.

if you want an action flick that also has mad max in it, you'll dig it.

also, to the faggot who keeps trying to spew "dredd is feminist", read some fucking comics before you keep talking shit.


 No.281605

>>281569

>dredd having less screentime is okay guys, you didn't want to see Dredd in a movie anyway right? You'd rather see this unbelievable and boring villain and Judge Anderson more

Though you are right. It isn't feminist. I mean, just because the male MAIN CHARACTER gets overshadowed in his own movie by the two female characters doesn't mean that the movie is pushing feminism at all! Thanks for setting me straight by pointing to the comics. I mean the comics aren't the movie we are discussing, but who cares anyway, right?




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 No.273287[Reply]

Channel Autism Thread # 8

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 No.281066

>>281062

post more Latza shit then


 No.281102

>>280930

The original lyrics would work perfectly with the cunt from game grumps.


 No.281115

>>281064

>I understand one of the priorities for you was to have a show that was gender balanced, why was that so important to you?

>Because it's 2016


 No.281595

>>281064

the fuck is this cringe shit you've been posting


 No.281603

>>281595

It's from c2e2 videos to advertise the followup show to Pop Quiz Hotshot, the comic book talkshow called Awesome Comics. They kind of have to make it even if Pop Quiz Hotshot was a failure to fulfill their promise for that Indiegogo campaign so many years ago. They are advetising it and it's apparently going to be a weekly thing starting on the 28th of this month. Since apparently Pop Quiz Hotshot ended, the last episode being from December, I guess they are cutting their losses and going to bumrush through to finish their Indiegogo mistake as quickly as possible. The videogame show is still left after this one either finishes.




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 No.281443[Reply]

Zootopia has overtaken Frozen at the box office.

God help the next generation, the only furry brainwashing I had to contend with was robin hood.

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 No.281546

I fapped


 No.281552

Come on. Who wouldn't want to fuck that bunny?

>>281448

I would think getting money for advertisements and not scaring their regulars away if they make a change would be the issue. I'm not an expert on movie advertisement but I think it be similar to commercials on tv. Buying adspace to have it shown during a certain movie in a certain area for a specific amount of time. Also moviegoers don't identify themselves as autistic so they might be turned off by an autism friendly movie experience.


 No.281558

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>>281552

Bunnies are qt


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 No.281599

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>>281443

>Zootopia has overtaken Frozen at the box office.

As much as I hate the thought of furfags latching on to this innocent movie, I hate Frozen and its yuri fags even more. So good I guess? But still more shekels for fucking Disney…

>>281558

Bunnies are delicious.




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 No.281174[Reply]

Hey fellow сuскs. What's your favorite BBC show.

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 No.281561

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Luther


 No.281570

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>>281384

That's the channel that showed Darkplace Hospital? That shit was great.


 No.281575

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 No.281584

>>281561

I love yandere


 No.281589

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>>281384

>channel 4

Utopia was way awesome




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 No.278654[Reply]

Am I the only one here that never watched Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, or Breaking Bad?

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 No.281098

Normalfaggotry, capeshit, and e-celeb is all pleb tier that needs to be purged. the funniest part is that they'll now all accuse me of being from reddit while failing to realise their pathetic fandom of choice is only popular on normie meme sites.


 No.281106

>>278654

Nope, same here. AFAIK Game of Thrones is softcore porn in a fantasy setting with avarage looking women and a midget, written by a neckbeard with an incest fetish.

The Walking Dead seems to be about a zombie apocalypse where the only survivors are models.

Breaking Bad might be alright. I know it's about some teacher who has cancer and decides to make and sell drugs to pay for his medical bills. It could work if the actor that plays the teacher is good.


 No.281531

>>278654

never saw game of thrones or the walking dead.

breaking bad is pretty good though


 No.281579

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>>281098

>capeshit meme


 No.281582

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>>278654

You just have to watch one of them at least. I watch Game of Thrones, but not the other 2

>>278655

Then what are you doing on this board?

>>281093

Oh, so it supposed to be like this? Don't watch anything, just rlm and hate on everything else?




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 No.277738[Reply]

←–

JUST

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 No.281265

>>279534

I hear that she's a Trump supporter.


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 No.281288

>>281172

Why bother killing them? They're so fucked up in the head already the majority does humanity a favor and an heroes by the age of 40.

Now if we could only gas their enablers…


 No.281464

>>281124

It's existence is suffering. The only break in suffering being maybe a few people who lie and say that is beautiful but deep down don't mean it. Deep down we know it's actually more humane to not have an existence as fucked up as that.


 No.281581




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 No.281382[Reply]

What did he mean by this?

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 No.281415

>>281382

He meant that the "reality" induced by the matrix was only a figment of his imagination. He also came to the conclusion that things that seem real can also be false.


 No.281442

>>281406

I think it was more "whoa".

>>281415

I'd argue it was the opposite. His surprise revealed he still was habituated to thinking that what he saw through his senses was the ultimate reality. If he accepted it was just a figment of his imagination, he wouldn't be surprised at all at the "rules" being broken like that. So even though he was consciously aware (as in, had been shown) that it was an illusion, he still hadn't accepted it.

Hence, why he said "whoa/wow".

This is corroborated by the following scene where he fails to make the jump.


 No.281547

wew


 No.281565

>>281442

indeed, this is also why he doesn't do a damn thing until he dies. it literally takes a messiah complex for him to realize just how much of a lie his entire life has been.

this is why the first matrix and animatrix are truly the only good ones in the series, and even though i personally enjoyed 2 and 3, they are definitely shit in comparison.


 No.281567

>>281565

how can you enjoy revolution even ironically




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 No.280234[Reply]

Where did it all go so wrong?

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 No.281212

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>>281120

I'm just to tired of this topic to go into detail again, if you can watch that schlock and have the audacity to say they are not only good but better then you can't be helped.

So let's just say i respectfully disagree and would appreciate it if you would stop posting forever.


 No.281267

>>281042

They were laughing their asses off the whole time.

I'm not upset that they called the guy a lunatic, because to somebody who has never experienced anything like that before, that's what it looks like seeing an adult detonate animals and laugh his ass off.

What upset me about that episode is the fact that the censored it. That's fucking unacceptable.


 No.281540

>>280234

They were never great reviewers, but they were kind of funny at one point. I'm not sure exactly when they stopped being funny, but I want to say it was around 2013.


 No.281553

>>281212

>implying you actually have an argument that doesn't rely on plinkett tier reasoning

No, please anon, don't deny us your wisdom on this matter.


 No.281566

>>280804

Underrated post.




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 No.280020[Reply]

This guy has to be the greatest action star of my lifetime. My older cousins used to mail-order his Hong Kong movies and watch them with us.

I was about 8 when he broke the western market. I can't watch many of his films without a smile on my face. It just sucks when they try to get him to do serious acting except in the Karate Kid remake, where he carries a movie I would have hate otherwise.

>Disclaimer for Cinemassacre video

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 No.281118

What was his last good movie?


 No.281145

>>280020

His only flaw is his opinions on the PRC/politics.

That obviously doesn't make his movies any worse (and none of them have been Hero-tier propaganda thankfully) but it's there.


 No.281291

>>280296

Jet Li was never in his shadow, or trying to get one on him. He also retired, unlike Chan.


 No.281409

>>281291

I never said anything about anyone being in Chan's shadow. What I said was that now Chan has stopped making insane action movies, there's no other actor to go look at the filmography of.


 No.281562

>>281409

you said "take over the mantle" as if there were some shoes to fill.

anyway, it's because we live in the age of stuntmen, where main actors will do some bits, but stuntment still do a lot of the work.




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 No.280807[Reply]

Varys and Littlefinger edition

Previous:

>>279475

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 No.281538

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>>281534

Maybe she will become a music producer, after GoT ends and nobody will watch the dumb movies she acts in.

>>281536

What about oysters?


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>>281538

>The_Vamps 2h

>Meet our new producer, the only and only Maisie Williams!


 No.281542

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>>281536

Who doesn't enjoy a nice fresh clam? I think cockles are her favorite cuisine though.


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>>281541

>>281542

Then Maisie could support her with them


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>>281537

yeah, she's got that going for her.




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 No.278750[Reply]

What are the best tv shows of all time?

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 No.281374

>>281119

>good

GoT

Rick & Morty

Breaking Bad

>haven't seen

Doctor Who

Daredevil

Mr. Robot

Cosmos

Community

Silicon Valley

Bill Maher

Bojack

>don't like

Always Sunny


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 No.281380

>>281119

I liked the 2nd season of daredevil just because of Frank Castle


 No.281511

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Hastings, mon'amie, what ees zis EIGHT CHAN and why are zey calling me ze bundle of sticks? So many mysteries? Checks? Dubs? Petite green frogs? Ze big guys? My little grey cells are most intrigued by zis mysterious codex.


 No.281528

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>>280230

>preferring Marxism the show




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