/tv/ - Television and Movies

>>280921

Also I'm not the guy you were originally responding to, just so you don't confuse our ideals.

>>279581

THe dick on her is amazing

>>281109

ikr

just watch it it's like 2hrs out your life you'd be fapping or playing vidya instead

>fat women literally used as milk cows

>pregnant woman gets killed and babby doesn't somehow miraculously survive

>women are shown to be incompetent and stupid with a complete lack of foresight

>Max is the only one that actually solves any problems

Aside from one line that is uttered by one of the biker hags the movie doesn't glorify vaginas at all.

Only idiots thought this was a feminist movie.

>>281104

This, pretty much.

Panning Exploding Varmints was the last straw for me.

>>280970

i guess you're not a big guy

>>280648

Yes the prequels were better. I'd go as far as to say they're actually underrated. Do they have flaws? Yes, but not nearly to the point that has been memed. AOTC is probably the only one I would call shit. TPOM is disappointing, and the ending is a clusterfuck, but the rest of it ranges from okay to good. ROTS is good.

VII has greater flaws, in greater numbers, and many of the same flaws that the prequels get a bad wrap for as well.

The prequels being "so fucking bad" is nothing but a meme.

>>279295

>>279288

>"Ah Niles, I was just listening to (insert classical tune namedrop), did you enjoy the food at that top class restaurant?"

>"no"

>"me either"

>audience laughs

>enter father Crane

>"you know, you two think your'e so smart but actually smart people like you are dumb and dumb people like me are smart"

>enter Daphne with a joke about sex or penises

>Frasier leaves now to enact his carefully laid probably overly complicated plan to seduce a woman who seems unrealistically attractive for what you would imagine Frasier could get

>Frasier's plan to have sex fails and he is angry

>Audience laughs

>elsewhere Niles is nervous about either Maris or Daphne or both

>Audience laughs

>Father crane is proven right.

>audience cheer

>end

I really liked Frasier for a while until I realised that almost every episode is the same.

>>280850

I used to like Frasier too, when it aired on WB. Never appealed to me like Roseanne or Malcolm in the Middle.

Occasionally the show pulled a decent joke or two an episode, for the most part it devolved into the sort of craptacular fanfiction-grade romance plots you just described.

The kind of show sorority sluts/single moms watch to feel classy.

>>278818

Absolute Trash tier taste. Who the fuck watches sitcoms.

>The Why-re

This cancer meme needs to die. You enjoy watching nogs nogging go the fuck back to africa.

>>280628

sounds plausible

the lesson here is: never have children

>>280628

Just look it up, his son was busted for drugs. There's nothing that officially proves it, but it raises a red flag.

>>280636

The lesson is better dead than red.

>>280640

*nothing officially proves the connection

What was his last good movie?

>>281004

I fucking hate Stephen King so much for endorsing that shit.

The man needs to go back to popping pills, his best shit was written when he was high as fuck all of the time.

>>281004

>>281047

So what, Odetta is going to a rich white woman with an extra pair of arms?

Is Speedy/Al going to be a short white guy who can't ride a fucking horse?

This PC bullshit is just retarded. I don't care about the race of the goddamned character but the fucking BOOKS deal with a lot of racism that is going to be completely left out between the Ka-Tet crew if they just fuckiing cast any minority to play any part.

>>281049

must be bored.

>>281017

Yeah, they did… Apparently the writers just said 'fuck it' at this point.

>>281062

post more Latza shit then

>>280930

The original lyrics would work perfectly with the cunt from game grumps.

>>281064

>I understand one of the priorities for you was to have a show that was gender balanced, why was that so important to you?

>Because it's 2016

>>280989

Its a great experience to be sure. Will leave you more satisfied than Sony's atrocity.

>>280855

>Playing the inferior game

Shiggy dig

They say this to try and posture everythings going fine and the movie is good.

I'm pretty sure Sony was planning on their own Marvel universe with Spider-Man which failed hard with the reboots, and Fox with Fantastic Four 2015 and we know how well that went.

>>280863

It really was a good addition to the series, and deserves the title as Ghostbusters 3. All I would tell you is not to get too attached to the idea of multiplayer- I do believe the servers for that got shutdown.

>>280980

>>>/pol/

I blame spaghetti westerns.

They brought in a era that wanted gritty 'realness' in movie visuals, so the tights and colorful sets went out and everything became grey and browns, leather and worn rough cloth for costumes.

Also plays and musicals became much less popular, so Hollywood stopped converting them into films.

>>280993

>>>/po/

It still exists. What do you think capeshit is?

Mel Brooks is shit

basically the Seth Rogen of the 1980s

>>280896

>When exactly did it all go wrong?

when GRRM decided not to do the 5 year timeskip

>>280965

Hank/Isaac

Hey i'll save you guys some time for this episode.

>Jimmy can't sleep and plays with balls first 5 minutes.

>Kim is turning into the cancer of slipping jimmy

>Jimmy can't fit cup into cup holder once again (implying this is a metaphor for his current lawyer status)

>Mike is in too deep in cartel issues.

Thank you guys for watching, next week on Better call Saul, muh commercial, salamanca, Kim gets screwed by howard more ways than one, muh character development.

>>278654

Why even come to /tv/ then?

Please tell me you've at least watched TDKR and appreciated the plane scene, otherwise there's really no reason for you to be here.

Never watched breaking bad. Doesn't appeal to me

Nor did Walking Dead

I do enjoy GoT but I almost stopped watching. It was only until the 3rd or 4th episode that it caught my attention. The first few episodes are just softcore porn

Normalfaggotry, capeshit, and e-celeb is all pleb tier that needs to be purged. the funniest part is that they'll now all accuse me of being from reddit while failing to realise their pathetic fandom of choice is only popular on normie meme sites.

>>278654

Nope, same here. AFAIK Game of Thrones is softcore porn in a fantasy setting with avarage looking women and a midget, written by a neckbeard with an incest fetish.

The Walking Dead seems to be about a zombie apocalypse where the only survivors are models.

Breaking Bad might be alright. I know it's about some teacher who has cancer and decides to make and sell drugs to pay for his medical bills. It could work if the actor that plays the teacher is good.

Season 4 got wonky and weird. Same shit happened with Weeds.

>>280990

Had some neat episodes.

>I fucked ted

>>280990

Eh, it's a show worth following to the end, I think.

I really wanted to see Skylar's fat, mouth-breathing ass get some form of comeuppance, but it never fucking happened.

>I'm a feminist.

Stop

>>281095

>adding romantic music to doggiestyle fug

>>281097

What you don't sing the Titanic theme song whist dog humping your woman?

>>281099

nope canucks prefer bryan adams

This is actually fairly notable because Brosnan was the first non-smoking Bond

Here's the other one…

>>281037

It was very common a few decades ago

>>281089

I think Bill Murray sort of killed the practice

It's easy money, wouldn't you do it?