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Rules Baneposting Film Star Wars Actresses

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 No.277738[Reply]

←–

JUST

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 No.281033

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>>280921

>we are the final stage of evolution

If you really think that humans aren't just animals who became complex enough to effect the world around us on a larger scale, you're stuck in the fucking fifties. We are not the final anything. We are currently the most intelligent life form we know of.

We're working on developing other forms of sentience like AIs and eventually AIs hosted on biological computers. We're just one layer in the Universe's march towards complexity.

There are probably other species out in the Universe who understand scientific and mathematics principals we've barely scratched the surface of. Hell, we could be the product of an alteration.

Evolution, in general, exists beyond organics. The universe started as a singularity. The big bang was the beginning of the Universe becoming a more complex place. Humans are an interface layer between organics and the eventual development of inorganic intelligence. What those intelligences create towards the later side of their existence is something even more complex than the networks and computers we can conceive of today.

We aren't the most advanced anything, we're just a stepping stone.


 No.281039

>>280921

Also I'm not the guy you were originally responding to, just so you don't confuse our ideals.


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 No.281109

>>279581

THe dick on her is amazing


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 No.281052[Reply]

So, the original Mad Max and Road Warrior are two of my favorite films of all time and I'm a huge fan of the character in general, but I've yet to see Fury Road after the initial consensus that it was shilling feminist bullshit. Time has passed, what do we think now? Should I watch it or is it still considered tumblr-tier garbage?

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 No.281103

just watch it it's like 2hrs out your life you'd be fapping or playing vidya instead


 No.281104

>fat women literally used as milk cows

>pregnant woman gets killed and babby doesn't somehow miraculously survive

>women are shown to be incompetent and stupid with a complete lack of foresight

>Max is the only one that actually solves any problems

Aside from one line that is uttered by one of the biker hags the movie doesn't glorify vaginas at all.

Only idiots thought this was a feminist movie.


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>>281104

This, pretty much.


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>>281111

see pic


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>>281096

I know there's a lot of crazy shit in the Mad Max universe but this guitar dude is just over the top for me. In no way could that serve any possible purpose in story, character, vehicle, or any other reason.

He reminds me of only one other character that is so beyond unrealistic it strain's credibility - the Fat Man in Swan Song, a book by Robert Mccammon.

I'm not saying I won't watch the movie or anything but that guitar guy is just unbelievably bad story telling.




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 No.280234[Reply]

Where did it all go so wrong?

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 No.281042

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Panning Exploding Varmints was the last straw for me.


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>>280970

i guess you're not a big guy


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>>280970

>When they thought TDKR "fucking ruled," I think that was the beginning of the end.


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 No.281120

>>280648

Yes the prequels were better. I'd go as far as to say they're actually underrated. Do they have flaws? Yes, but not nearly to the point that has been memed. AOTC is probably the only one I would call shit. TPOM is disappointing, and the ending is a clusterfuck, but the rest of it ranges from okay to good. ROTS is good.

VII has greater flaws, in greater numbers, and many of the same flaws that the prequels get a bad wrap for as well.

The prequels being "so fucking bad" is nothing but a meme.




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 No.278750[Reply]

What are the best tv shows of all time?

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>>280320

Aw, man… I did not need that feel right now.

You'll never hang out with your high school sweetheart at the Double R Diner and have a slice of home-made cherry pie together


 No.280850

>>279295

>>279288

>"Ah Niles, I was just listening to (insert classical tune namedrop), did you enjoy the food at that top class restaurant?"

>"no"

>"me either"

>audience laughs

>enter father Crane

>"you know, you two think your'e so smart but actually smart people like you are dumb and dumb people like me are smart"

>enter Daphne with a joke about sex or penises

>Frasier leaves now to enact his carefully laid probably overly complicated plan to seduce a woman who seems unrealistically attractive for what you would imagine Frasier could get

>Frasier's plan to have sex fails and he is angry

>Audience laughs

>elsewhere Niles is nervous about either Maris or Daphne or both

>Audience laughs

>Father crane is proven right.

>audience cheer

>end

I really liked Frasier for a while until I realised that almost every episode is the same.


 No.281065

>>280850

I used to like Frasier too, when it aired on WB. Never appealed to me like Roseanne or Malcolm in the Middle.

Occasionally the show pulled a decent joke or two an episode, for the most part it devolved into the sort of craptacular fanfiction-grade romance plots you just described.

The kind of show sorority sluts/single moms watch to feel classy.


 No.281107

>>278818

Absolute Trash tier taste. Who the fuck watches sitcoms.

>The Why-re

This cancer meme needs to die. You enjoy watching nogs nogging go the fuck back to africa.


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 No.280020[Reply]

This guy has to be the greatest action star of my lifetime. My older cousins used to mail-order his Hong Kong movies and watch them with us.

I was about 8 when he broke the western market. I can't watch many of his films without a smile on my face. It just sucks when they try to get him to do serious acting except in the Karate Kid remake, where he carries a movie I would have hate otherwise.

>Disclaimer for Cinemassacre video

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>>280628

sounds plausible

the lesson here is: never have children


 No.280640

>>280628

Just look it up, his son was busted for drugs. There's nothing that officially proves it, but it raises a red flag.

>>280636

The lesson is better dead than red.


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>>280640

*nothing officially proves the connection


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>>280640

>The lesson is better dead than red.

If that turns out to be true I owe Jackie a huge apology. If not, well then to the Gulag with him.


 No.281118

What was his last good movie?




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 No.280259[Reply]

>ridiculous miscast

>almost everyone is a model

>shit acting

>Junior, the on interesting character in the book is absolutely shit

>Junior doesn't kill Angie

>Junior doesn't fap to her corpse

Is /tv/ watching this shit?

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 No.281047

>>281004

I fucking hate Stephen King so much for endorsing that shit.

The man needs to go back to popping pills, his best shit was written when he was high as fuck all of the time.


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Isn't he like a millionaire already? Why does he keep writing?


 No.281051

>>281004

>>281047

So what, Odetta is going to a rich white woman with an extra pair of arms?

Is Speedy/Al going to be a short white guy who can't ride a fucking horse?

This PC bullshit is just retarded. I don't care about the race of the goddamned character but the fucking BOOKS deal with a lot of racism that is going to be completely left out between the Ka-Tet crew if they just fuckiing cast any minority to play any part.


 No.281054

>>281049

must be bored.


 No.281117

>>281017

Yeah, they did… Apparently the writers just said 'fuck it' at this point.




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 No.273287[Reply]

Channel Autism Thread # 8

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>>280438

>tfw one of the 195


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And because there were "too" many guys on the show, here comes your fourth girl, Heather Reusz to join in. Nothing special in 3rd episode but a Agents of Shield panel and interviewing more cosplayers. It does confirm that Doug will be on the first show to talk Batman vs. Superman.


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>>281062

post more Latza shit then


 No.281102

>>280930

The original lyrics would work perfectly with the cunt from game grumps.


 No.281115

>>281064

>I understand one of the priorities for you was to have a show that was gender balanced, why was that so important to you?

>Because it's 2016




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 No.280284[Reply]

Sony plans on making more Ghostbusters spinoffs including a possible tv show… Oy…

>With its female-centric “Ghostbusters” set to bow next summer, Sony is now looking to find other ways to capitalize on the franchise by creating the production company Ghost Corps, which will spawn a “Ghostbusters” universe through branding opportunities based on the hit films.

>“Ghostbusters” helmer Ivan Reitman and writer-star Dan Aykroyd will head up the company along with Reitman’s Montecito Production partners Tom Pollock, Ali Bell and Alex Plapinger. The focus of the banner will be to find ways to capitalize on the “Ghostbusters” name through movies, TV projects and merchandise.

>The banner’s first order of business is developing a “Ghostbusters” pic that will serve as a counterpart to the Paul Feig female-driven one that will begin production in June.

>“Captain America: The Winter Soldier” directors Anthony and Joe Russo are loosely attached to direct, with Channing Tatum and producing partners Reid Carolin and Peter Kiernan also coming on to produce. Drew Pearce is on board to pen the script.

>The film is in very early stages, with the Russos still busy directing the “Captain America: Civil War” and possibly an “Avengers” movie. It’s not clear whether Tatum would star, given his busy schedule, but the studio is hopeful this can happen.

>Tatum is repped by UTA and Management 360 with the Russos and Pearce both repped by WME. Deadline Hollywood first reported the news.

https://web.archive.org/web/20160219051819/http://variety.com/2015/film/news/sony-sets-up-ghostbusters-branded-production-banner-ghost-corps-1201449205/

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>>280989

Its a great experience to be sure. Will leave you more satisfied than Sony's atrocity.


 No.281059

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>The banner’s first order of business is developing a “Ghostbusters” pic that will serve as a counterpart to the Paul Feig female-driven one that will begin production in June.

Yeah you're gonna be needing one hell of a mouthwash and shower to get clean after the massive turd that the Paul Feig will be leaving behind.

Isn't it sad we're already looking to the next one to be better when we haven't even seen the current one?


 No.281068

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>>280855

>Playing the inferior game

Shiggy dig


 No.281084

They say this to try and posture everythings going fine and the movie is good.

I'm pretty sure Sony was planning on their own Marvel universe with Spider-Man which failed hard with the reboots, and Fox with Fantastic Four 2015 and we know how well that went.


 No.281114

>>280863

It really was a good addition to the series, and deserves the title as Ghostbusters 3. All I would tell you is not to get too attached to the idea of multiplayer- I do believe the servers for that got shutdown.




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 No.280287[Reply]

Whatever happened to this glorious era of cinema?

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 No.281000

I blame spaghetti westerns.

They brought in a era that wanted gritty 'realness' in movie visuals, so the tights and colorful sets went out and everything became grey and browns, leather and worn rough cloth for costumes.

Also plays and musicals became much less popular, so Hollywood stopped converting them into films.


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 No.281043

It still exists. What do you think capeshit is?


 No.281113

Mel Brooks is shit

basically the Seth Rogen of the 1980s




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 No.280807[Reply]

Varys and Littlefinger edition

Previous:

>>279475

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>>280823

my sides


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When exactly did it all go wrong? I remember season 1 started out so promising.


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>>280870

WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?


 No.281088

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Someone started a Gendry-thread on /tv/

>mfw it was Maisie


 No.281112

>>280896

>When exactly did it all go wrong?

when GRRM decided not to do the 5 year timeskip




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 No.280873[Reply]

Other thread is past bump limit. The night is young and the disappointment is high. Post some rare chucks. New episode soon niggas.

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>>280965

Hank/Isaac


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 No.281041

Hey i'll save you guys some time for this episode.

>Jimmy can't sleep and plays with balls first 5 minutes.

>Kim is turning into the cancer of slipping jimmy

>Jimmy can't fit cup into cup holder once again (implying this is a metaphor for his current lawyer status)

>Mike is in too deep in cartel issues.

Thank you guys for watching, next week on Better call Saul, muh commercial, salamanca, Kim gets screwed by howard more ways than one, muh character development.


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>chuckcuck is the op


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>>280933

Did someone say Todd?




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 No.278654[Reply]

Am I the only one here that never watched Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, or Breaking Bad?

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 No.280903

>>278654

Why even come to /tv/ then?

Please tell me you've at least watched TDKR and appreciated the plane scene, otherwise there's really no reason for you to be here.


 No.280904

Never watched breaking bad. Doesn't appeal to me

Nor did Walking Dead

I do enjoy GoT but I almost stopped watching. It was only until the 3rd or 4th episode that it caught my attention. The first few episodes are just softcore porn


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>>280903

>browses /tv/

>actually watches the electric Jew


 No.281098

Normalfaggotry, capeshit, and e-celeb is all pleb tier that needs to be purged. the funniest part is that they'll now all accuse me of being from reddit while failing to realise their pathetic fandom of choice is only popular on normie meme sites.


 No.281106

>>278654

Nope, same here. AFAIK Game of Thrones is softcore porn in a fantasy setting with avarage looking women and a midget, written by a neckbeard with an incest fetish.

The Walking Dead seems to be about a zombie apocalypse where the only survivors are models.

Breaking Bad might be alright. I know it's about some teacher who has cancer and decides to make and sell drugs to pay for his medical bills. It could work if the actor that plays the teacher is good.




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 No.280975[Reply]

So, this is treading old ground, but I started watching it again recently, and I'd forgotten how enjoyable the first couple seasons were.

I'd also forgotten how absolutely drive-me-up-the-wall self-centered Skylar is.

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 No.280996

Season 4 got wonky and weird. Same shit happened with Weeds.


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>>280990

Had some neat episodes.


 No.281021

>I fucked ted


 No.281075

>>280990

Eh, it's a show worth following to the end, I think.


 No.281105

I really wanted to see Skylar's fat, mouth-breathing ass get some form of comeuppance, but it never fucking happened.




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 No.276415[Reply]

GIANT

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 No.281092

>I'm a feminist.

Stop


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Hard to believe they bleep out 'fuck' but yet show orgies and Alice getting fucked doggystyle.


 No.281097

>>281095

>adding romantic music to doggiestyle fug


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>>281097

What you don't sing the Titanic theme song whist dog humping your woman?


 No.281101

>>281099

nope canucks prefer bryan adams




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 No.281037[Reply]

Can anyone tell me why Hollywood actors did stuff overseas but never in the US?

Also WTF?

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 No.281086

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This is actually fairly notable because Brosnan was the first non-smoking Bond


 No.281087

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Here's the other one…


 No.281089

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>>281037

It was very common a few decades ago


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>>281089

I think Bill Murray sort of killed the practice


 No.281100

It's easy money, wouldn't you do it?




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