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File: c177040b6aeaba3⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1368x1008, 19:14, Factual_Feminist.png)

 No.1109242

Hermione smiled a knowing smile and reached out to touch his trousers. “Oh dear, you're quite close,” she murmured. Kneeling in front of him, she quickly unzipped them, which caused him to pop free of his boxers as well. “Oh my,” she breathed hungrily at the sight. She gently brushed her fingers down the underside of his shaft in an exploratory manner. “So silky feeling,” she moaned softly. This was too much for Harvey. He felt as if he were a volcano and erupted – right in Hermione's face. He faded out for a few seconds as the sensations tore through him.

He came back to himself to find Hermione gripping his softening erection with his release splattered all over her face and chest. She was grinning madly. “Hermione, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have -”

“Don't you dare apologise!” she said hotly, although she didn't seem to be able to lose all of the smile. She took the offered towel and wiped herself off. “You see what happened as humiliating to me, right?” He nodded numbly. “Well, I see it as my boyfriend being so excited that my mere touch was able to make him orgasm. I'm happy to have worn that, Harv.” She blushed and bit her lower lip. “Made me feel like the star of one of those X-rated films for just a moment.”

 No.1109264

>>1109242

HARVESTED


 No.1109275

Harvey first groaned as Hermione tightened and rippled around him, then gave out a series of loud grunts as his orgasm caused him to grab her hips and ram his manhood forcefully into her a few times, all the while spurting his juices into her. While there was not the burst of magical energy of the time they had jump-started meme-magic, he did see quite a bit of magic swirling around them as all three orgasms overlapped by a few seconds. He thought it was very pretty, all the colours in ever changing patterns.


 No.1109281

Go on….


 No.1109340

File: a180b1665b92603⋯.jpg (66.51 KB, 960x686, 480:343, Harvey 25cm Geyser Weinste….jpg)

“Enough of that,” Oprah said. “You have a girlfriend to deflower.” She walked over to him after getting her wand and pointed it at him. “Trust me, you'll want these spells,” she said just before casting two spells in rapid succession. The first made him feel ready for anything, but the second one seemed to increase the pressure he felt to make love to Hermione. “The first was for stamina, and the second was because we all want to feel something when you're inside us.” She blushed. “It's a replenishment spell. Both will last about two to three hours.”

“So I'll -”

“Come like a geyser,” Oprah giggled. “Personally, I intend to cast that on you one of these days and get you to explode all over my chest. I don't know why, but that imagery has always turned me on.”

“I'd rather feel that geyser inside me, though,” Hermione said with a purr. Harvey shivered and turned to face her, and she suddenly threw her arms around him. She was shivering as well. “I'm a little scared, Harv. I've never … well … and you're … well, you're big. You look about twenty centimetres or so.”

“Close to twenty-five,” he said with a deep blush.

Hermione's eyes widened as she took that in, and then practically tore his trousers and boxers off his body. He was rather insistently pointing at her breasts without needing to use his hands. She reached up next and literally tore the shirt he was wearing open and yanked it down his arms. He thought he heard a soft, “Reparo, ” from one of the others, but he couldn't be sure, and couldn't be bothered to pull his attention from the sexy wildcat in front of him.

She lay down on the floor and looked up at Harvey. “Please, Harv? Make love to me? Be my first, my only male lover?”

He gulped loudly and knelt beside her. “I'm kinda new at this, Hermione, so you'll have to guide me,” he said with a weak chuckle.

“Well, the first thing you'll have to do is move between my legs. There are other positions, but I think that the missionary position is a good first one for us both.” He moved to kneeling between her legs and then looked at her. “Normally I'd suggest some serious foreplay to get us in the mood, but given the ministrations and spells that Oprah cast, I think we're both ready.” She giggled again, sounding nervous. “Now I want you to reposition yourself so that the tip of your … uh … your -”


 No.1109342

File: 8af27680b10ea54⋯.jpg (830.14 KB, 2991x1682, 2991:1682, Oprahs O-face.jpg)

“Cock is a good word for it,” Oprah groaned, her eyes locked on Harvey's organ.

“Yeah, that,” Hermione said with a blush. “Press it gently against my opening.” He followed her orders, noticing her biting her lip nervously as he manoeuvred properly. He thought it looked far too big to fit inside such a tiny space. She apparently noticed this on his face, because she said, “A baby comes out of there, Harvey, and that's considerably wider than your … cock. Just press gently into me, and stop when I tell you to.” He began to slide into her, and he hadn't gotten more than an inch into her when she groaned rather loudly, so he stopped suddenly. “No, don't stop yet,” she moaned. “Keep pushing.” He followed her instructions and soon found himself buried as deeply inside her as it was possible for him to be.

“Holy shit!” Oprah breathed. “Did you know that Hermione was that deep?” When Harvey looked puzzled at her, she said, “It's rare for a woman to be able to take a cock as long as yours completely inside her without striking the cervix, which I remember as being painful from the time we got over exuberant with that carrot,” she said, colouring prettily. “I'm not sure that any of the rest of us will be able to deal with that monster without magical help.”

He shrugged and turned back to face Hermione, who had a somewhat feral look on her face. “Fuck me, Harv”, she whispered to his shock. “Thrust into me. Make me come. Fill me.” He didn't need any further coaxing, and he began to withdraw from her, pulling almost completely out before reversing direction and slipping all the way against her once more. He continued to do this, picking up speed with every thrust, and she began to rise to meet him, until their bodies were slapping together loudly with each meeting. He felt her start to shudder with a few of their meetings, and suddenly she was arching toward him and remaining in that position. He could feel her throbbing against his sensitive organ – it felt as if she were trying to draw him even deeper within – and that was just a little too much for him. He felt his own orgasm boil up inside him and explode into her, and their bodies met tightly again, his body trying to force himself even deeper within her still pulsing flesh.

Finally, his own considerable orgasm spent, he dropped carefully down until he was atop her completely. “I can still feel you throbbing, Hermione,” he said with wonder in his voice. “Are you still … coming?” he asked with some embarrassment.

More than slightly unfocused, she looked at him and nodded slightly, and then arched her head back as another spasm flowed through her. “Love … you … beloved,” she panted as it seemed that she was calming down. “Might … need … pull out … stretching me …” she continued to pant. He did so, still amazingly erect, although not as hard as before entering her, and she finally calmed down. Breathing hard, she explained. “You're very big, Harvey,” she was finally able to say. “Comparatively, you were stretching me beyond expected tolerances, but rather than being painful, you were just … Harv, I could feel every beat of your heart when you were inside me. When you started your orgasm, I felt you swell, and I felt your heart rate pick up even more. Even after you'd stopped coming, I could still feel your pulse. I was so sensitive that I couldn't stop orgasming until I didn't have the stimulation any more.” She looked at him with a half-lidded look that had him stiff against her stomach in seconds. “Not that I'd be against further stimulation.”

He leaned down and kissed her. “Gladly, but I was told that I have other ladies to please,” he said, putting on his shades and walking out the door whistling the tune to Madonna's 'Like A Virgin'; but not before he tucked a couple of hundred dollar bills into her leaking fuckhole as he winked and gave her the old finger gun.


 No.1109344

tl;dr

😝😝😝


 No.1109355

>>1109340

25 CENTIMETER GEYSER


 No.1109496

File: bf12559a720e7fb⋯.png (293.62 KB, 1797x909, 599:303, Harvest_pasta.png)

File: d1e28ebb340077a⋯.jpg (340 KB, 599x625, 599:625, Weinsteinsteined.jpg)

HAIL HARV "6.000.000 CASTINGCOUCHES" WEINSTEIN

A MAN, A LEGEND, A MONSTER


 No.1109497


 No.1109502


 No.1109505

File: ca3e2b393b878aa⋯.jpg (152.86 KB, 869x900, 869:900, big harv.jpg)


 No.1109512

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1109563


 No.1109643

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1109707

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1109729

File: d1630bae45dfb1f⋯.jpg (43.32 KB, 500x457, 500:457, hermione.jpg)

Now imagine that story with the true Hermione.


 No.1109785

You have mental problems.


 No.1110131

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1110206

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV

>>1109242

Bravo, OP

Can you do JLaw next?


 No.1110214

@1109505

Reminder this is spammed on 4chan


 No.1110218

>>1109505

((( Tear up that goypussy, Harv )))


 No.1110225

>>1109505

tear up that goypussy, harv


 No.1110233

Dear anonymous /tv/ poster #1110214

>he uses cuckchan


 No.1110254

To 1110243

>I don't

but you do


 No.1110266

>>1110233

You know, when I told you to vary up your posting style, I didn't mean quote like a retard.


 No.1110269

File: d87bd22c7ae2cda⋯.jpg (110.99 KB, 782x607, 782:607, 1470016404717.jpg)

Dear, No. 110254

Sincerely,

Me


 No.1110270

Dearest 1110266, I write to you on this morrow to inform you of the mistake you have made, you have, nor will you ever, tell me nuthin, you are also a faggot.


 No.1110331

You harvest what you sow


 No.1110339

File: 55f7f9d931dac67⋯.jpg (162.62 KB, 458x640, 229:320, Attachment_1A_Family_Photo….jpg)

January XXX in the year of our lord MMXVIII.

I hope my letter finds you in good health, certified noticeboard contributor No. 1110270,

It is with the gravest of melancholies I am forced to inform you that nay, it is quite contrary to your statement, you, who made a grave error in his ways. Furthermore I wish to inform you that in fact, you are the faggot, and that the Harry Potter franchise is kino and assuredly intended for mature audiences.

The wife and kids are well, so is the cow and the farm is doing relatively well after the recent droughts. My cousin sold me some of his warbonds because he was in a pinch, what with the whale-oil market crash, but I'm not entirely sure whether or not they are in fact a legitimate product or a forgery made by dastardly ne'er-do-wells intent on ruining my reputation and whatever fanancial stability me and Martha get from the harvests.

Yours sincerely, in sickness and in health,

signed,

1110266


 No.1110350

>>1110339

Imagine getting so triggered you falseflag


 No.1110364

>>1110350

Big Harv does it again.


 No.1110385

File: 50662b6df1b7786⋯.jpg (139.66 KB, 736x1101, 736:1101, Attachment_2A_My_Attorney_….jpg)

Dearest 1110350,

Imagine being so blinded by solipsism you fail to realise that not only am I not a flag of a colour or make that would indicate a nature other than it's intended use, it is in fact you who are such a devious machination of national symbolism.

I would urge you in the strongest of terms of cease of desist your current persisting slander of my character or that of my family and/or business, or referring to my family and/or lifestock in a defamatory manner, lest I instruct my attorney to proceed with this manner in a judicial manner, bringing this matter to a court of law of my choosing to great detriment on behalf of your person, and/or any of your associates, should they be found guilty of conspiring with you in the manner laid out previously.

Yours sincerely,

1110339

PS. It has come to my attention that your slanderous lie-hole has been found in suspect adjacency of a chain-letter-message-board of a different, of a different and perverse nature, clearly professing your love for this inferior political discussion roundtable, while also professing your unceasing admiration of cuckoldry.

PPS. I would forever regret not informing you that it is proven beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of science that Ms. Emma Watson is too financially affluent to be accosted in a sexual manner by any ruffian or scoundrel no matter their prestige in Tinseltown.


 No.1110492

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1110500

Is this what all feminists do? Compromise themselves for money/fame then develop a persecution complex as though it were the whole world trying to rape them and not the one particular slimeball who actually did directly assault them. This bitch spoke before the UN, but wouldnt dare name Kikestein. Madness…


 No.1110505

>>1110500

It's almost like Harvey Weinstein was in power since the 80s you fucking asshat.


 No.1110506

as these incessant chummy Weinstein pictures continue to damage her reputation I'm very glad that this mouthy bimbo is getting what she deserves


 No.1110509

>>1110506

Nice to know that you admit that's all you're trying to do, because she had one set of photos with him in london 7 years ago.


 No.1110510

File: 1c7516b2dd398b6⋯.jpg (172.62 KB, 682x675, 682:675, 1c7516b2dd398b6ca4f6fa2a13….jpg)

>>1110509

You mean this set of photo's?


 No.1110513

HARVESTED


 No.1110516

>jennifer lawrence

>amy adams

>anne hathaway

>alicia vikander

>brie larson

>no memes when they are actually confirmed

really makes you think


 No.1110518

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1110520

LOOK MOM I RESPONDED TO THE PHOTO AGAIN


 No.1110521

File: e4b5d8f8db51276⋯.jpg (75.12 KB, 634x951, 2:3, emma just before her first….jpg)

>>1110511

You mean this series of photographs, right?


 No.1110522

>>1110516

BASED HARVESTER DOES IT AGAIN


 No.1110524

>>1110521

Yea the same fucking photo set of ONE (1) event


 No.1110526

>>1110524

They are doing it just to piss you off, because they legit have no lives here.


 No.1110528

>>1110214

>@1109505

You have to go back.


 No.1110529

File: f01b787d99c02fc⋯.jpg (79.97 KB, 790x960, 79:96, emma and her owner.jpg)

>>1110524

Have a good look at this one, I just want to be 100% sure we're talking about the same photographic recordings of Emma Watson being very physically intimate with a man by the name of Harvey Weinstein.


 No.1110531

>>1110529

The same set of photos where they are yelling at the paparazzi yes. I know they are legit 7 or 8 years old but you just discovered recently because you're a fucking incel.


 No.1110535

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1110536

File: b7d93564097f3c5⋯.jpg (63.8 KB, 446x594, 223:297, 1000 yard stare.jpg)

>>1110531

>youre an incel if you dont follow celebrity news aimed at women and incels

This ones from a different event by the way.


 No.1110538

>>1110536

You're an incel for spamming these pictures constantly when trying to fucking meme that you're gender is being falsely accused of anything is should be innocent until proven guilty. You're a hypocrite and a fucking autist.


 No.1110544

>>1110505

Your point? This bitch goes before the UN trying to fundamentally tear down the nature of male and female interaction but she cant name some kike film producer. Fuck outta here.


 No.1110548

>>1110544

Anon it's not up to her to name some bigshot when she was already rich and famous having nothing to do with him, literally fuck your own face. Her activism is part of what lead to all the people to actually come out about him finally.


 No.1110549

>>1110544

Is she a lawyer? Cry more /pol/


 No.1110552

File: 437ca4f971b14fa⋯.jpg (7.93 KB, 299x168, 299:168, download.jpg)

>>1110549

It's funny isn't is.


 No.1110647

File: 10970dda527429e⋯.jpg (28.72 KB, 300x640, 15:32, she just loves being restr….jpg)

>>1110538

>youre an incel for spamming pictures

>says the autistic picture spammer

I also don't give a shit about any mens rights angles to these rape stories.

They're just amusing because they make you flip your shit.


 No.1110651

>>1110647

You are posting the same set of photos over and over again, there's tens of thousands of thousands of emma watson pictures.


 No.1110709

File: 519847749f4ea84⋯.jpg (148.49 KB, 1024x839, 1024:839, 519847749f4ea84f02f114ce53….jpg)

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1110871

>>1110709

Damn, Ashley Judd looks like Harvy had JUST fucked her and she was super happy.


 No.1110881

>>1110709

Seriously, Harvey looks more uncomfortable than she does. I think she raped him.


 No.1110882

>>1110881

>I think she raped him.

With her feminine penis?


 No.1110978

File: 875a4b12a79a66e⋯.jpg (76.44 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, FULL_SPECTRUM_HARVEST.jpg)

>>1110651

Tens of thousands of thousands, indeed, but only a handful that matter.

Enjoy your sloppy seconds on her hypocrisy-hole though. I'm sure it's nice and slippery because of my main man's special touch.


 No.1110981

>>1110978

keep saving those pictures of jews you jew loving trumptard


 No.1110991

>>1110981

What's the matter? Are you upset your vicarious love interest has been matze'd, HARD? I'd be pretty upset too, if my waifu got the

==FULL=

SPECTRUM

OF

SEXUAL

HARASSMENT


 No.1110993

>>1110981

>he loves big harvs used goods


 No.1110995

>>1110981

Lmao you really triggered him


 No.1111391

>>1109505

Tear up that goypussy, Harv


 No.1111702

File: 48686f58ab69b81⋯.png (174.84 KB, 648x398, 324:199, emmafag confirmed happa.png)

>>1110651

As his autism made the last thread hit the bumplimit, let me just share the joyous news here, emmafag confirmed hapa.


 No.1111752

File: c402cb0e21fd41b⋯.png (214.19 KB, 976x734, 488:367, 1499757477112.png)

>>1111723

>i swear it wasnt me, please dont believe im a hapa

To top that, emmafag is the only one I've seen use "antiemmafag", good on your for using punctuation in this post to throw us off though.

Like anyone else would keep track of all of emma's fucks besides emmafag.


 No.1111761

>>1111752

>posts some rambling and an image that i dont know what is referencing


 No.1111781

File: 9ee125a9cdfa581⋯.jpg (119.17 KB, 770x1155, 2:3, false-harvey-weinsteins-at….jpg)

>>1111761

Yeah, just ramblings from a crazy guy.

Where is emmafag by the way, why isn't he defending himself?

It's almost like the moment you, who is totally not emmafag appears, the real emmafag that is another person goes away…

I'm sure it's just a coincidence, like emma working with a well known rapist.


 No.1111805

File: f037e8994b3dff9⋯.jpg (87.91 KB, 675x449, 675:449, Attachment_1_The_Scoundrel….jpg)

My most beloved 1111723,

It is with grave pain in my heart I must inform you that your claims are found wanting to the fullest extent, and that they in no way satisfy me. Your claims of mistaken identity are predicated only upon your word, and that of no other, calling into question your ulterior motives if any, or the lack thereof, whichever on the good Lord graces us with.

Furthermore your contention as to the unscrupulous application of the learned art of vexillum; I frankly see no merit in your claim, nor do I wish to further hear of these baseless accusations, for they aggravate poor Lesley's already waning health. I must implore you to have mercy upon a prematurely grieving father during his eldest's last days.

If you however fail to cease your actions this instance I see no recourse but to involve my legal counsel in this matter and pursue this matter to the fullest extent in a count of law.

Yours sincerely,

1111702

PS. I have caught word that you are of a homosexual persuasion. Though I of course did not stand for these allegations, and I could take no part in further spreading them into the world at large; but I feel obliged to inform you nonetheless. I will not go into much detail to spare you any further harm, but I assure you it was quite explicit, and very specific. They went on for some time, by my reckoning almost 20 minutes, on a particular alleged instance where your wife inserted a gourd into your rectum, with great force and a hefty helping of lard.

PPS. It is in fact me, 1111702, that is the real Emma-Watson-Homosexual. Everyone else claiming to be such a person is in fact a fraudster and you would do well to report them to the authorities forthwith.


 No.1111817

File: 4adeeb4ddf3bfff⋯.jpg (128.59 KB, 750x970, 75:97, DL2XvCmX0AAtMYR.jpg)

>>1111787

I don't know man, they seem pretty physically close for someone who's just supposed to be the producer.

>implying i give a shit about emma stone

>when you yourself made /u/emmastonecantact


 No.1111823

>>1111752

>tfw white looking spic

>tfw I can make asian girls laugh and swoon with a few spanish words

>tfw I could make this faggot buttmad


 No.1111848

File: 5e47cf99c64a6ba⋯.png (52.83 KB, 1094x332, 547:166, MUH DAILY MAIL.png)

>>1111835


 No.1111851

>>1111835

I'm sorry, I forget the only emmafag approved news source is Forbes, elderly jewish mens favorite magazine.


 No.1113305

>>1112317

>your argument is invalid because I got BTFOd by people you allegedly associate with

IT KEEPS HAPPENING


 No.1114225

>>1109505

Tear up that goypussy, Harv


 No.1115338

>>1109505

TEAR UP THAT GOYPUSSY, HARV


 No.1115352

File: 0fb9cd04a47e831⋯.jpg (485.14 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, tmp_18026-0fb9cd04a47e831f….jpg)

>>1111752

Bettendorf was a red herring. His real name is Tenda, confirmed on cow.


 No.1115467

File: bb1bee018252f9e⋯.jpg (11.95 KB, 319x287, 319:287, 1498862428375.jpg)

>>1115352

Is there a better cow than a happa?


 No.1116826

>>1110339

>>1110385

underrated

if this was in visual form, it'd be historical fiction kino


 No.1116828

File: 2bd104d70dc023a⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 785x757, 785:757, PEPE STAND.gif)

>>1110548

>Her activism is part of what lead to all the people to actually come out about him finally.


 No.1116833

File: 2227cedb037a682⋯.jpg (84.21 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, MV5BMjEwNDAyNDg3Nl5BMl5Ban….jpg)

>>1111787

>some random film

It's funny that her first film after she was done with the Harry Potter saga was My Week with Marilyn, where she didn't have "just a cameo" by the way. And she wore a haircut for that movie that resembled her JUST haircut somewhat too.


 No.1116834

>>1116833

Anon it's a random film of hers that had no bearing


 No.1116840

File: 979b15fc5b425f6⋯.gif (297.68 KB, 300x199, 300:199, image.gif)

>>1111805

>substituting emmafag/watsonfag with "Emma-Watson-Homosexual"

Simply genius. Absolutely fantastic. Keep these coming anon.


 No.1116872

>>1116834

>a random film of hers that had no bearing

>literally her first role in a movie not aimed to children


 No.1116877

>>1116833

Was that the beginning of a long chain of haircuts done to cope with the trauma of getting harvested?

A woman getting an ugly haircut is usually a cry for help.


 No.1116881

>>1116878

>harry potter was aimed at everyone

lol


 No.1116883

>>1116880

>gets a JUST haircut the moment she's released

so plausible


 No.1116886

>>1116883

>the moment she's released

Yeah, from Big Harv's dungeon


 No.1116890

>>1116885

>not watching children's movies makes you a shut in


 No.1116892

File: 0d97f82ff570479⋯.jpg (101.95 KB, 1026x632, 513:316, harvey_weinstein_lede-53.jpg)


 No.1116893

>>1116890

>didn't see them

>doesn't have any idea about how popular harry potter was

>tries to actually have an argument online

Lol


 No.1116896

>>1116893

Yeah popular among patsan


 No.1116900

File: bb5537ac6b936e3⋯.gif (698.63 KB, 1221x768, 407:256, 1410299666814.gif)

>>1116889

>emma is queen


 No.1116904

>>1116900

Rick and Morty & Harry Potter are the bread and butter of a bugman redditor's watchlist


 No.1116905

>>1116903

nice comeback reddit

she's queen… of reddit


 No.1116908

>>1116900

dubs confirm Emma for reddit's queen


 No.1116955

>>1116896

>t. vitaly


 No.1116962

File: cad243aed64831e⋯.gif (1.23 MB, 480x270, 16:9, tenor (3).gif)

>>1110978

Tbh, her rabid feminism is probably a reaction as a means to "defend" herself as she is easily and repeatedly used by Harv, with no means to defend herself. She could theoretically refuse him, but not only would it ruin her career, but she's probably afraid of his influence to harm her in other ways. So she compensates by pretending she is strong and powerful, when she is anything but such a thing when it actually matters.


 No.1116965

File: 8fec8946118076c⋯.jpg (70.61 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 8ae8845e0a008a9673f003ace6….jpg)

>>1116962

A sound theory


 No.1116972

>>1116966

She was a nobody in the serious acting world


 No.1116979

How does she always manage to star in shit films? Regardless of the fact she's starred in films with Russell Crowe, Ethan Hawks and Tom Hanks. They all ended up shit whilst these are all A-list actors with impressive movies in their filmography.


 No.1116987

>>1116979

Why doesn't she just try to break into art house shit like Radcliffe?


 No.1116989

>>1116987

because she can't act


 No.1116993

>>1116966

Popularity and money don't mean much when some fat fuck can call you on a dime and make you his dick holster for a night no problem, and you're too terrified to say no. You're seeing her money and fame as assets that make her strong, but the very fact that weinstein uses her so easily and no one would say a thing shows how much power she actually has. If anything her money and fame actually traps her as she can not go incognito or escape weinstein if she wanted, or it could be the loss of the fame and life shes grown accustomed to. Either way, she doesn't look strong to me, she acts out too much to seem as much. People who are strong show it subtly, naturally, emma on the other hand is constantly acting out like she's strong, but that's usually what people do to seem what they want to be but think they're not. Like those who are afraid of being hated, or judged and act out as if they don't care as a coping mechanism as if it didn't matter.


 No.1117001

>>1116987

The first thing Radcliffe did was show his dong.

you think Watson is going to just spread eagle for the camera and call it art?


 No.1117004

>>1116993

It's like when she acts like she doesn't care about the Oscars, fucking transparent


 No.1117005

>>1117001

>you think Watson is going to just spread eagle for the camera and call it art?

A man can hope


 No.1117007

>>1117004

Hello tumblrina, I'm sure she doesn't care because she knows they are bullshit winners ever single year, just like you and me know.


 No.1117008

>>1116987

For real

Radcliffe isn't exceptional but he has some chops and from what I've heard is a pretty cool guy, Watson is nothing and still manages to be a whiny diva

The story of her storming off the set of This is the End because Channing Tatum teased her still makes me giggle


 No.1117009

>>1117007

Yeah that's why she can't stop talking about them


 No.1117011

>>1117009

>mentioning it once

>can't stop

You've mentioned it more times on here in the last couple weeks yourself. You're the one who really cares.


 No.1117014

>>1117008

You might want to realize that Watson actually helped Radcliffe with his alcoholism in private and Grint didnt give one shit. You are sexist, shes nice.


 No.1117018

File: 2ad6bfaf8cef701⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 430x530, 43:53, 2ad6bfaf8cef7014fe71474bd1….gif)

>>1116995

Whatever man, not reading will not make emma any less raped and broken after all shes been through. Should research manipulation and friendship books and ingratiate yourself into her life emmafag, and be her husband who saves her.


 No.1117020

>>1117004

yep, exactly.


 No.1117021

>>1117018

>raped

I hope you get accused of rape if you ever actually interact with a girl. Muh men aren't innocent until proven guilty but LEL WATSON WAS RAPED BECAUSE I SAY SO

You don't know shit.


 No.1117023


 No.1117024

>>1117020

>>1117018

>>1117009

>>1117008

>>1117004

>>1117001

>>1116993

>>1116989

>>1116987

>>1116979

>>1116979

>>1116962

>>1116965

>>1116900

>>1116905

You guys say emmafags are whiny. Watson is clearly based, if anyone is gonna be contrarian here.


 No.1117025

>>1117021

>Harvey dindu nuffin!


 No.1117032

File: 5f361b0ebef852e⋯.jpg (562.38 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 340fd5a08dea02ae397ca41087….jpg)

>>1117021

>When the blasted ass becomes a crater


 No.1117037

File: 05abfb301260ef1⋯.jpg (236.33 KB, 1773x1773, 1:1, Maisie (128).jpg)

>>1117029

Maisie is objectively superior to emma.


 No.1117039

>>1117032

t. actual bugman


 No.1117078


 No.1117083


 No.1117107

>>1117021

>unironically defending Weinstein

have we come full circle?


 No.1117131

File: 5f29f633df79725⋯.jpg (275.9 KB, 600x637, 600:637, 5f29f633df7972575d84b38a64….jpg)

>>1117111

>Being this desperate to protect damaged goods honor.


 No.1117133

>>1117111

>trying to get famous

that's not what she wanted though, she wanted to be respected for her acting and those children movies weren't cutting it


 No.1117139

>>1117018

>raped

It was consensual, that's why she's worse each passing year. The guilt and the shame is eating her alive.


 No.1117141

>>1117111

>>>/soyboys/

Wasted trips


 No.1117143

>>1117139

Dude when /r9k/ and /pol/ collide lmao

Broken record


 No.1117144

>>1117136

Yeah, like My Week with Marilyn, her first role in a serious movie


 No.1117147

>>1117144

Yea anon she was extremely famous and got that role easily because she was already a star. You don't know how anything works. Everyone else who is a literal who would kill to be her.


 No.1117151

>>1117147

>easily

Yeah, she only had to lay back and think of England


 No.1117152

File: 6b755f72c83430e⋯.jpg (13.18 KB, 295x295, 1:1, 6b755f72c83430e5af97966df0….jpg)

>>1117144

What about that film that actually only grossed 40 dollars? Star power my ass.


 No.1117153

>>1117151

Lol look mom I posted it again!


 No.1117155

>>1117152

Look at me repeating the same things in every thread and switching to use anime like a faggot!

2 billion dollars in gross since HP


 No.1117156

>>1117145

>>>/soy/


 No.1117157

>>1117155

Checked


 No.1117158


 No.1117159

>>1117158

>>>/buzzfeed/

>>>/numales/

>>>/soyboys/

>>>/soy/


 No.1117160


 No.1117164

File: 08cd9bb91ead388⋯.jpg (61.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 08cd9bb91ead38873026abc48e….jpg)

>>1117155

How much do you think of that was earned riding Weinsteins and friends cocks?


 No.1117166

>>1117164

None because she wasn't a literal who that needed an award to be famous like the usual suspects that fucked him.


 No.1117167

>>1117160

>>>/you/

>>>/need/

>>>/soy/

>>>/in/

>>>/your/

>>>/diet/

t. your mom


 No.1117168


 No.1117169

>>1117153

First time I posted that actually faggot. I don't think anyone else has used that expression here.


 No.1117172

>>1117169

>doesn't know what I'm talking about

low IQ


 No.1117173

File: ad57434fd5f7dbc⋯.png (745.46 KB, 828x720, 23:20, d69900ff0972a61ec1a61a1389….png)


 No.1117174


 No.1117175

>>1117172

Nice backpedaling emmafag


 No.1117176

File: 7d923765e70d962⋯.gif (397.43 KB, 700x625, 28:25, 7d923765e70d96264e600e1fb0….gif)

>>1117166

>Not a literal who

>Her star movies gross 40 dollars without Radcliffe to carry her

C'mon now anon. Her only relevance at this point is as one of the weinstein girls. You can't help her until you accept that she's in a bad situation. If you actually did care about her, and are not just using her as some feminist symbol you'd care about how she felt. Have you tried being her pen pal?


 No.1117179

>>1117176

Noah grossed 300 something million (aronofskys highest) and BATB grossed 1.2 billion. Colonia grossed $2.5 million where it was released in Italy and Germany. The Circle even with jewgle and jew tech cucks not liking it still grossed 40 million to an 18 mil budget. Stop shitposting.


 No.1117183

>>1117175

>i-im not memeing


 No.1117185

File: 86822c7b700d324⋯.jpg (973.34 KB, 3600x2400, 3:2, S33MAox.jpg)

File: ba58dd8c81a2b17⋯.jpg (879.9 KB, 3600x2400, 3:2, fvp32aw.jpg)

File: 87c4784e42b7419⋯.jpg (707.08 KB, 3600x2400, 3:2, vcBDFdg.jpg)

File: 3b8ec030f0d59ec⋯.jpg (685.1 KB, 3600x2400, 3:2, 9N2t038.jpg)

File: 4c0b9cd5c2de3f6⋯.jpg (564.83 KB, 2048x1368, 256:171, hCppn64.jpg)

COLONIZED


 No.1117186

File: 9ce1cda6798b54e⋯.jpg (42.19 KB, 466x478, 233:239, 9ce1cda6798b54ee6f139cc62f….jpg)

>>1117179

In none of those movies is she the star, she's being carried by others. And was probably placed there due to weinstein. Women have already stated he made sure his girls got big roles, since he only wanted to fuck "popular girls", but it was forced, not popular. Don't you see he has her trapped?


 No.1117190

File: 2df85d2119daea6⋯.jpg (121.68 KB, 564x682, 282:341, b-butithasnothingtodowithh….JPG)

File: 46e386ae12bc340⋯.jpg (161.32 KB, 755x585, 151:117, bankable.JPG)

>>1117186

>i-in none of those movies is she the star

You can stop shitposting nothing you have said is correct. She is also yes one of the stars of Noah.


 No.1117193

>>1117185

>>1117187

>I wish i was in my mansion right now taking a fat Emma shite


 No.1117195

File: 4b9d5bffd326723⋯.jpg (78.17 KB, 500x750, 2:3, Aragorn_profile.jpg)

>>1117190

>Beauty and the beast

>Emma

>The reason

That's like saying Viggo Mortinsen was the reason for Lord of The Rings success, with his "Star power". Beauty and the beast is a household name, it's got massive appeal out the gate. Just another instance of emma being coasted in to it by weinstein, but when she has an actual movie that NEEDS her star power, it makes 40 dollars. Why is it so hard for you to accept this?


 No.1117202

File: 337725785b182af⋯.jpg (66.21 KB, 660x561, 20:17, Star Power!.JPG)

>>1117197

>/tv/ is one person

>has no proof to cite his claims

>All her films earned

>Is either a household name movie

>Or is being carried by a mans star power

>This makes her amazing

What about when it was just her and her movie grossed 40 dollars?


 No.1117203

>>1117202

Did you not read the fucking image I posted re-read it and take it in.


 No.1117206

File: 813eaccd7687009⋯.jpeg (299.44 KB, 592x800, 37:50, 2011-07-09-420153.jpeg)

>>1117203

>So in denial he can't accept that emma is always relying on the people weinstein pairs her with, or the big movies he gets her in

With Weinstein gone, I doubt you're gonna see her much, you know this right? It's probably for the best anyway, will give her time to fix things. At least emma will finally be free from her abuser.


 No.1117211

>>1117206

You know Weinstein has had nothing to do with her most popular films including Perks of Being a Wallflower. She is a star, reread the image because you can't comprehend what it's actually saying.


 No.1117214

File: a3caeb6284ab0b9⋯.png (494.77 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, introspective_weinstein.png)

>>1117176

This, maybe the emmafag could be her pen pal. Who knows, maybe our bullying could lead to him sorting himself out and getting her to notice him and all.

He said it himself, "she's dated happas in the past".

Of course there's those issues of his feelings of inadequacy and his fear of rejection he needs to work on first.


 No.1117216

>>1117202

BOX

OFFICE

POISON


 No.1117217

>>1117202

That's 60 dollars not 40


 No.1117218

>>1117216

Quite the opposite that's a 0% jewish film that wasn't released in the UK. Her last film did over double the budget.


 No.1117219

>>1117217

It was already released for 6 months in europe and grossed $2.5 million


 No.1117220

File: e70fa61657a6ca9⋯.png (219.79 KB, 771x548, 771:548, e70fa61657a6ca9f328b5ecbdb….png)

>>1117211

>Being this in denial


 No.1117222

>>1117211

>Perks of Being a Wallflower

>popular


 No.1117226

>>1117224

>but everything shes made thats grossed a billion thats shes starred and killed the roles had nothing to do with her

That's right


 No.1117230

>>1117226

>killed the roles in

>star of Harry Potter

>films that are bad don't have bad word of mouth

>films that are good don't have lasting success

>she wasn't praised for an essential character

That's wrongo bongo


 No.1117232

File: 6808205c50bda3f⋯.jpg (44.5 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 07_06IF.jpg)


 No.1117233

File: 049c89bf50f3db9⋯.jpg (43.86 KB, 770x578, 385:289, emma-watson-harry-potter-a….jpg)

>steals your scene

>steals your franchise


 No.1117236

File: 5da87be25685262⋯.jpg (65.71 KB, 1024x577, 1024:577, 5da87be25685262506783f1b4f….jpg)

>>1117226

It's almost like he knows it's the truth but can't bring himself to accept it.


 No.1117238

File: da590f09955d898⋯.jpeg (19.6 KB, 480x475, 96:95, Emma-Watson-twitter.jpeg)


 No.1117243

File: 278dfe21557d1c2⋯.jpg (461.63 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, 6943420.jpg)

>>1117233

>steals your franchise


 No.1117247

>>1117243

Is that why there's so much porn of this black lady online?


 No.1117251

File: bbf5555a4e8d309⋯.jpg (82.15 KB, 659x609, 659:609, feels-good.jpg)


 No.1117255

>>1117239

>emmafag stealing the pics used to laugh at him


 No.1117260

File: 33eae83ee5e2bab⋯.mp4 (1.16 MB, 640x800, 4:5, Video by emmawatsonidol22.mp4)


 No.1117261

File: b957fe1c2415080⋯.png (123.38 KB, 828x965, 828:965, emma_watson_as_belle_from_….png)


 No.1117262

File: 8343b9ba617185e⋯.jpg (108.44 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 02p.jpg)


 No.1117263

File: aefb660c0b8ffd0⋯.jpg (92.45 KB, 649x658, 649:658, 1511653712392.jpg)

File: 957b2d31af6c8ae⋯.jpg (465.1 KB, 1017x1681, 1017:1681, reaction2.jpg)


 No.1117265

File: 49da2c00715c1eb⋯.jpg (52.42 KB, 669x696, 223:232, 49da2c00715c1eb1d91e9d6538….jpg)

>>1117256

>reddit filename

>emmafag is not only a happa, but a redditor

It all makes so much sense now


 No.1117266

File: ac11a2c2afa14fd⋯.png (181.92 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ac11a2c2afa14fde35f431bb51….png)

File: ac11a2c2afa14fd⋯.png (181.92 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ac11a2c2afa14fde35f431bb51….png)


 No.1117268

File: 45ccaef0a55c778⋯.jpg (66.88 KB, 960x600, 8:5, 1489579485750.jpg)


 No.1117272

File: 3e03c500a528aaa⋯.jpg (91.98 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, Vegeta best smug anime gir….jpg)

>>1117265

>thinks I'm not saving these from elsewhere


 No.1117275

File: 9e09a41dd7ceba8⋯.jpg (76.42 KB, 437x650, 437:650, emma-watson-gallery.jpg)

File: 0d3bc613eae4461⋯.jpg (58.03 KB, 550x550, 1:1, Thumbs-Up.jpg)


 No.1117276

File: 828ca19a0e2812b⋯.png (371.16 KB, 832x868, 208:217, cf4deeb6f7ca1495a1934a53e0….png)

>>1117265

It's ironic because he was trying to shame me the other day for posting anime. Also he was exposed as a redditor already.


 No.1117280

File: 265feb725f4c21f⋯.jpg (79.99 KB, 403x594, 403:594, LONDON show ROOMS New York….jpg)


 No.1117283

>>1117268

She isn't wrong. There's a reason why ketamine is used as a rape drug, it renders the user unable to move their limbs.


 No.1117284

File: 4ac427b83631d5d⋯.gif (174.36 KB, 495x278, 495:278, smug-anime-gif-17.gif)

>>1117276

>he thinks posting smug anime isn't anything other than ironic because it's shit


 No.1117286

File: ba1462e97a71938⋯.jpg (274.2 KB, 900x675, 4:3, ba1462e97a71938e400307d77d….jpg)

>>1117276

>It's ironic because he was trying to shame me the other day for posting anime

goons gonna goon


 No.1117290

File: 8ff7c9f388821a5⋯.jpg (41.44 KB, 720x720, 1:1, bb1d7e94a5ba71c98799a19522….jpg)

Someone post the high res pic of emma hitting the wall.

>>1117276

He probably hates anime cause it reminds him he can't be a nip, and he can't be a weaboo, he's stuck right in the middle. Poor little guy,


 No.1117291

File: b3891ccb6c63dd8⋯.jpg (338.39 KB, 2910x2206, 1455:1103, 6Rj41EG.jpg)


 No.1117294

File: 2dca95fde6e3781⋯.jpg (17.75 KB, 304x425, 304:425, QGd7pUF.jpg)


 No.1117295

File: 6e3562b0ac5a929⋯.jpg (76.56 KB, 540x540, 1:1, image.jpg)


 No.1117296

File: 0287307c3e0beb2⋯.jpg (46.89 KB, 718x766, 359:383, dMDmFDe.jpg)


 No.1117299

File: f3bdb3640a963ec⋯.webm (3.96 MB, 1050x800, 21:16, superiorsmug3dfu.webm)

Best


 No.1117303

>>1117290

Look at her right here >>1117260 adorable and beautiful as ever.


 No.1117307

>>1117289

>anime

>goon

pick one goon


 No.1117310

>>1117260

KEK

this is a 10/10 according to the emmafag


 No.1117312

>>1117309

>doesn't know what goons are

>tries to fit in anyways

go back to reddit


 No.1117313

File: b0bb33e765f93b1⋯.gif (147.02 KB, 340x340, 1:1, huehuehuehue.gif)

>>1117312

>doesn't know that his kind are nugoons


 No.1117314

File: 3ce8713fa8727fc⋯.png (3.12 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, 3ce8713fa8727fc39711163b68….png)

File: 9c8a3a0431a26f2⋯.jpg (54 KB, 640x480, 4:3, EYu9njT.jpg)

>these are the types of people that hate on emma watson

haters gonna hate


 No.1117316

File: c5249b223580c00⋯.png (1014.26 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, altrightshitposters.png)

File: 78abbef9b31c401⋯.jpg (280.11 KB, 999x1080, 37:40, 3cb29a1b3e57c1c97e96f2aded….jpg)


 No.1117317

File: 78abbef9b31c401⋯.jpg (280.11 KB, 999x1080, 37:40, top kek.jpg)

File: ed42e06d7155377⋯.jpg (48.29 KB, 646x960, 323:480, trump.jpg)


 No.1117319

>>1117316

That niggers mind was raped by either this place or 4chan. His head is stuck in a box he put it in.


 No.1117323

File: 7e60e8353e71b6a⋯.jpg (2.99 MB, 3988x3988, 1:1, fixed.jpg)


 No.1117324

>>1117314

Is that you on the right Emmafag?


 No.1117325

>>1117323

>kristen stewart

<Trash

Kill yourself.


 No.1117326

This entire thread is why Tay Tay is the superior waifu


 No.1117327

File: fe155ecd2029033⋯.jpg (71.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, heshes4heebs.jpg)

>>1117197

>actors for the buck

>ratio between gross and individual earnings

Oh, we're back to this old gem again?

It just means your waifu is cheap. It's only natural, since part of her payment was eating a great man's pretzel.


 No.1117328

>>1117327

>cheap

>paid 15 million on batb

It means she doesn't charge 50 million dollars like jlaw.


 No.1117329

>>1117326

Tay Tay has always been total dogshit

>>>/b/


 No.1117331

>>1117325

<fucks the director of capeshit

Such a hypocrite you are. White trailer trash whore.


 No.1117348

>>1117328

>It means she doesn't charge 50 million dollars like jlaw.

It means no one is willing to pay her that much


 No.1117349

File: 613baa5ab4c01ae⋯.jpg (1022.81 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1461293885551.jpg)


 No.1117353

>>1117328

It means Jlaw has the self-respect to at least get some coin out of a literally bum-deal.

>No I really wanted to see this aging Jew undress for me and guide me on an exploratory expedition into adulthood, so I'd feel pretty bad for exploiting Uncle Harv like that. Better do him a solid.


 No.1117355

>>1117353

Jlaw was a who. Emma Watson had 80 million dollars and did low budget things while being attached to beauty and the beast since 2012


 No.1117358

File: 2bdc58809d18bca⋯.jpg (148.85 KB, 981x933, 327:311, takenbyfans-002.jpg)


 No.1117362

File: 7fb04a416d816e1⋯.png (6.69 MB, 2583x1453, 2583:1453, 7phl57Q.png)


 No.1117364

File: 19150a061022d3a⋯.gif (990.25 KB, 500x226, 250:113, 19150a061022d3a5b093e33987….gif)


 No.1117365

File: 07d089aabb19e08⋯.jpg (305.93 KB, 799x1024, 799:1024, 1473981256730.jpg)


 No.1117366

File: c1596e0e6ab27f3⋯.jpg (135.26 KB, 500x800, 5:8, Emma-Watson-Coachellao.jpg)


 No.1117367

File: 153c9b05878f244⋯.jpg (117.7 KB, 1086x1440, 181:240, 6BQjPvM.jpg)


 No.1117369

File: d6281ee64d2905f⋯.gif (497.1 KB, 350x280, 5:4, 1505412669144.gif)


 No.1117370

File: 0771eda0d6fc2ec⋯.jpg (147.28 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, E.jpg)


 No.1117371

File: 90800a4022e142c⋯.jpg (1.6 MB, 1562x2116, 781:1058, emmavanityfairlarge.jpg)


 No.1117372

File: d17cdb0ab1a7cf8⋯.jpg (145.43 KB, 458x625, 458:625, BTS_9.jpg)


 No.1117376

File: e2c77c5482075e3⋯.jpg (3.11 MB, 3543x4723, 3543:4723, emmauhd.jpg)


 No.1117381

File: 314620ccaf88b6c⋯.jpg (188 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, oy_vey_the_goyim_know.jpg)

File: 817ac516a1adecd⋯.jpg (24.08 KB, 400x400, 1:1, RITTRE DUMPRING.jpg)

Zach, sweetie, stop trying to wish the thread away with your incessant spam. It'd be much better if you started dealing with your issues rather than running away from them; ideally by making ammends on Reddit, where it all started.

You have to go back, Zachary.


 No.1117394

File: 02ad9038eb104ba⋯.jpg (2.91 MB, 1800x2401, 1800:2401, 000248371hr.jpg)

File: 0eaa20a3e99cf87⋯.jpg (3.05 MB, 1800x2401, 1800:2401, 000248610hr.jpg)


 No.1117444

File: b2b8c0a2ebf2f95⋯.jpg (2.12 MB, 1808x2524, 452:631, Zacharys_headcanon.jpg)

DAILY REMINDER YOU'RE AS WELCOME HERE AS YOU WERE ON REDDIT, ZACHARY


 No.1117467

^look at this autism


 No.1117516

File: 2441d5c3762c220⋯.png (427.31 KB, 790x520, 79:52, 2441d5c3762c22007a9c44b482….png)

>>1117381

>>1117444

Who is this guy and why is he posted in every thread?


 No.1117532

File: 3704871a60a0f1c⋯.jpg (34.15 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 216436_1788562308829_10827….jpg)

>>1117516

That's the Watsonfag - real name Zachary Hasbrouck.

He has his own /cow/ thread too, if you are interested.


 No.1117664

Imagine what /tv/ would be like if hapas were aborted on sight.


 No.1117966

>>1117355

>Jlaw was a who

And yet she managed to charge more and get the kikes to pay her? Impressive.


 No.1122442

>>1117516

Rampant autism by cuckchan tourists


 No.1122470

File: 7df7d8ac7674c0a⋯.png (155.18 KB, 480x693, 160:231, trannypol faggots.png)

>>1117516

He's a reddit/4chan refugee who spams Emma Watson.

He even was in the infamous deleted thread where some anon asked zerosugar if he was the one getting his dick sucked by the trannypol BO, trying to get trips with a Watson pic and utterly failing. You can see proof on /sudo/ if you look at the thread called "the blowjob that shook the chans".

I'm still not fully convinced that zerosugar was the one getting sucked by the trannypol BO btw.


 No.1122471

>>1122470

also pic unrelated


 No.1122476

>>1122470

Dude nobody cares


 No.1122480


 No.1122484

>>1109242

I have a sudden urge to track down some harry potter smut fanfictions and replace harry with harvey


 No.1122489

>>1122442

>>1122476

Hello Zachary, try to be less obvious next time




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